Kim Jong Un LOL - I Can Haz Ballistic Missile?

Supreme Leader Photoshops
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Found inspiration this morning to do some Photoshops of Supreme Leader of North Korea Kim Jong Un after viewing the first image in the series of image below. Let us begin.

(Here’s the original image.)

Kim Jong Un’s Secret Weapon - 3.5” Floppy
Kim Jong Un - 8” Floppy
Kim Jong Un with slice of American cheese.
Kim Jong Un, cheesehead with bacon.
Kim Jong Un with North Korea’s latest food, tree bark.
Kim Jong Un with top hat and stick.
Kim Jong Un unveils latest [water] rocket technology.
Kim Jong Un discovers Jesus toast.
Kim Jong Un with latest flying device wearing propeller beanie.
Kim Jong Un with top hat, bow tie, and magic wand.
Kim Jong Un and SPAM.
Kim Jong Un and lolipop
Kim Jong Un with sombrero and the dangerous spork.
Kim Jong Un with chefs hats and kielbasa.
Kim Jong Un having a peanut butter sandwich.
Kim Jong Un, clown.
UPDATE at 3/30/13 12:25:20 pm
Kim Jong Un with favorite snack
UPDATE at 3/30/13 12:59:51 pm

There are even more lolkims in the comments below…

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179 comments

1 Charles Johnson  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 10:42:09am

Hah! How about a title like “Kim Jong Lol”?

2 Gus  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 10:42:54am

re: #1 Charles Johnson

Hah! How about a title like “Kim Jong Lol”?

Kim Jong Un LOL?

3 Charles Johnson  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 10:46:16am

These might be called “lolkims.” As in “lolcats.”

4 CriticalDragon1177  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 10:49:23am

re: #3 Charles Johnson

Good one!

5 Charles Johnson  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 11:00:37am

I think I have to promote this page, but I’ll leave it here for a little while in case you want to add or change anything.

6 Charles Johnson  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 11:00:55am
7 CuriousLurker  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 11:13:31am

LOL, great post.

8 PhillyPretzel  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 11:17:00am

I am laughing my sides off. lol

9 Charles Johnson  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 11:32:07am

I CAN HAZ BALLISTIC MISSILE?

10 CriticalDragon1177  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 12:01:26pm

re: #5 Charles Johnson

I think I have to promote this page, but I’ll leave it here for a little while in case you want to add or change anything.

How about we show kim Jun Un holding up a book by Kent Hovind and saying and Americans think I’m crazy?

11 Tiny alien kittens are watching you  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 12:06:57pm

Those water rockets can be very dangerous, you shouldn’t make light of them. Once I accidentally set one off in the house (I filled it in the bathroom and was stupidly pumping it while heading to the front door) and it flew straight across the room and smashed the etched glass front of my mothers antique “family heirloom” grandfather clock.

I got a butt whipping with a spatula from mom and then another with a belt from dad once he came home. I’m telling you, those rockets are farking dangerous!!!

Edit:BTW, all was not lost, a restorer sandwiched the broken glass between two other very thin sheets of glass and made it look pretty good, only a couple of the larger cracks really showed from a distance.

12 Iwouldprefernotto  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 12:08:21pm

I’m most afraid of SPAM.

13 Targetpractice  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 12:12:59pm

“I have here, in my hands, the deadliest weapon known to man: A copy of Daikatana!”

14 Kragar  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 12:15:56pm

“Ladies and gentlemen, this is just the first disk of 800 which we will use to load our virus which will completely destroy the internet! We’re just waiting for our Tandy to boot up.”

15 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 12:18:25pm

Request:

Kim Jong Un wearing a DEVO Energy Dome and holding up a copy of Hitchens’ “Why Orwell Matters”.

16 Political Atheist  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 12:19:38pm

Caption contest anyone?

17 Gus  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 12:22:08pm
18 BongCrodny  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 12:22:11pm

“Whoever was in charge of quality control at the Verbatim Corporation in 1989, congratulations — you just made the list.” — Dr. Sheldon Cooper

19 Kragar  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 12:23:53pm

“Ok, so whose porn stash is this?”

20 Targetpractice  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 12:27:34pm

“I have here proof that America is responsible for all the world’s ills…now, does anybody know where we can find a Betamax player?”

21 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 12:27:44pm

re: #16 Political Atheist

Caption contest anyone?

“This [photoshopped object]…”

22 Tiny alien kittens are watching you  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 12:27:50pm

re: #17 Gus

I hold here the solution to the food shortages in The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, now if we only had about 12 million more microwave ovens…

23 Political Atheist  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 12:28:35pm

re: #9 Charles Johnson

Image: Kim-Jong-Un-SPAM.jpg

I HAVE NO IDEA…

24 Kragar  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 12:32:41pm

No one told Kim his master plan was replaced with this:

freemidi.org

25 Gus  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 12:36:12pm
26 Charles Johnson  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 12:36:24pm

re: #24 Kragar (Antichrist )

Every time I see your display name I want to edit out that extra space in front of the closing parenthesis. It’s the editor in me.

27 Stanley Sea  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 12:37:36pm

re: #25 Gus

What was he originally holding?

Btw lol on all of these.

28 Kragar  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 12:38:07pm

re: #26 Charles Johnson

Every time I see your display name I want to edit out that extra space in front of the closing parenthesis. It’s the editor in me.

Thanks for reminding me, that joke has run its course, time to change it back.

29 Gus  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 12:39:58pm

re: #27 Stanley Sea

What was he originally holding?

Btw lol on all of these.

The first one. A 3.5 inch disc.

30 Targetpractice  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 12:41:08pm

re: #29 Gus

The first one. A 3.5 inch disc.

No doubt containing some horrific abomination towards man…like Win95.

31 Kragar  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 12:42:09pm

re: #30 Targetpractice

No doubt containing some horrific abomination towards man…like Win95.

“Our computational power will increase exponentially once we have full upgraded to Windows for Workgroups.”

32 Stanley Sea  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 12:45:05pm

re: #29 Gus

The first one. A 3.5 inch disc.

OMG.

33 Targetpractice  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 12:46:27pm

Shit, the last time I had to mess with 3.5” floppies was when I took comp classes at the local university, half a decade ago.

34 Stanley Sea  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 12:46:41pm

re: #29 Gus

The first one. A 3.5 inch disc.

Might as well advance to a Palm Pilot.

35 Kragar  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 12:47:07pm

“With our recent acquisition of a 56k baud modem, our technological supremacy will bring the world to its knees!”

36 jaunte  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 12:49:33pm
37 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 12:49:51pm

re: #33 Targetpractice

Shit, the last time I had to mess with 3.5” floppies was when I took comp classes at the local university, half a decade ago.

When I started programming, the company I worked for still used Hollerith punch cards for a particular class of overnight job runs. It was a pain in the ass, and I’m convinced it was just a way of discouraging programmers from running that particular type of job. Even then punch cards were essentially obsolete.

But damn, I’m old.

38 Dancing along the light of day  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 12:50:53pm

re: #29 Gus

The first one. A 3.5 inch disc.

Um, you know what I REALLY shouldn’t type here….

39 Political Atheist  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 12:52:10pm

I don’t think for a minute this guy will order an attack. I do worry that he will ratchet up the tensions to the point some young soldier makes a mistake. Or an accidental explosion at a base or radar ghost is taken as an attack by us or South Korea.

40 Gus  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 12:53:32pm
41 Targetpractice  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 12:54:56pm

re: #39 Political Atheist

I don’t think for a minute this guy will order an attack. I do worry that he will ratchet up the tensions to the point some young soldier makes a mistake. Or an accidental explosion at a base or radar ghost is taken as an attack by us or South Korea.

I think things are quickly reaching a point where he’s going to have to do something, even it just means farting in Seoul’s general direction, in order to save face.

42 Gus  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 12:56:15pm

re: #40 Gus

And top hat…

Image: Kim-Jong-Un-Selleck-TH.png

43 jaunte  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 1:04:25pm

re: #41 Targetpractice

I think things are quickly reaching a point where he’s going to have to do something, even it just means farting in Seoul’s general direction, in order to save face.

Image: kimjongun-whoopee.jpg

44 Kragar  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 1:08:10pm

“Now, see the latest in our mobile phone technology. Wheel it in boys, and mind that the cables don’t get kinked up.”

45 Backwoods_Sleuth  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 1:08:39pm

re: #43 jaunte

Image: kimjongun-whoopee.jpg

Looks like one of those paddles that DWTS judges hold up.

46 wrenchwench  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 1:11:11pm

How about holding nothing, and wearing shiny sunglasses.

47 Stanley Sea  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 1:13:05pm

re: #46 wrenchwench

How about holding nothing, and wearing shiny sunglasses.

Fucking a I just gaze on that dude & the song comes in my head. Good job WW & Psy.

48 jaunte  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 1:16:52pm
49 wrenchwench  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 1:17:33pm

re: #47 Stanley Sea

Fucking a I just gaze on that dude & the song comes in my head. Good job WW & Psy.

Here, let me fix that for you.

50 Stanley Sea  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 1:18:09pm
51 The Ghost of a Flea  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 1:18:46pm

re: #47 Stanley Sea

Fucking a I just gaze on that dude & the song comes in my head. Good job WW & Psy.

Oppa Pyonyang Style.

52 Stanley Sea  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 1:19:16pm

re: #49 wrenchwench

Here, let me fix that for you.

[Embedded content]

LOL! You suck. I actually hit play before realizing.

53 The Ghost of a Flea  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 1:21:54pm
54 Gus  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 1:23:05pm

re: #46 wrenchwench

How about holding nothing, and wearing shiny sunglasses.

I can’t seem to find one that works right away.

55 wrenchwench  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 1:25:12pm

re: #54 Gus

I can’t seem to find one that works right away.

I couldn’t find one that would be easy. You’d have to move his arms and add a soundtrack to make it clear.

56 Charles Johnson  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 1:26:20pm

Here’s the original pic with the 3.5” floppy disk removed and the background patched, so you can put whatever you want into Li’l Kim’s hand.

Image: Kim-Jong-Un-Template.png

57 kerFuFFler  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 1:27:43pm

Someone did a really bad job tweezing his eyebrows. I know, who cares? But I just wonder if he had them killed for making him even more ridiculous looking. Can you imagine his rage when he saw the result in a mirror?

58 jaunte  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 1:28:03pm
61 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 1:43:02pm
62 jaunte  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 1:44:17pm

re: #61 Glenn Beck’s Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut

He looks like Carson.

OK, someone else join in:
google.com

63 Varek Raith  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 1:45:35pm

WTF is a ‘Floppy’?!?!?
/

64 Stanley Sea  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 1:46:03pm

I still can’t quite fathom that he is really holding a 3.5 floppy.

Our intelligence people were like, WHA?

65 Targetpractice  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 1:46:18pm

re: #63 Varek Raith

WTF is a ‘Floppy’?!?!?
/

What, they didn’t teach you that in sex-ed class?

//

66 Stanley Sea  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 1:46:44pm

re: #63 Varek Raith

WTF is a ‘Floppy’?!?!?
/

Hahaha, the lingo of lore.

67 Varek Raith  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 1:47:08pm

re: #65 Targetpractice

What, they didn’t teach you that in sex-ed class?

//

No, we saw a video about how it can’t break off.
Or something.

68 jaunte  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 1:47:57pm

re: #63 Varek Raith

WTF is a ‘Floppy’?!?!?
/

69 Stanley Sea  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 1:48:36pm

Flo? You here? I got 30 beautiful daffodils that are opening beautifully before my eyes for $5. At Von’s!!

70 Targetpractice  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 1:49:06pm

The days when games came on half a stack of floppy disks, when installations consisted of “Insert Disk #…”

71 Varek Raith  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 1:50:10pm

re: #70 Targetpractice

The days when games came on half a stack of floppy disks, when installations consisted of “Insert Disk #…”

And DRM consisted of ‘type the fifth word on page 8 of the manual.’

72 Gus  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 1:50:27pm

re: #62 jaunte

OK, someone else join in:
google.com

Kim Jong Un as Carnac

73 Iwouldprefernotto  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 1:50:49pm

Please, Please, Please.

Can someone give him an 8-track for us old timers (Foreigner—cold as Ice—althiough anything from the 70s will do).

74 Targetpractice  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 1:51:03pm

re: #71 Varek Raith

And DRM consisted of ‘type the fifth word on page 8 of the manual.’

And if you lost the manual, you were screwed.

75 Varek Raith  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 1:51:09pm

re: #72 Gus

Kim Jong Un as Carnac

Win.
Have an internet.

76 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 1:51:21pm

re: #72 Gus

Kim Jong Un as Carnac

He looks almost respectable.

77 Single-handed sailor  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 1:51:52pm

re: #73 Iwouldprefernotto

Please, Please, Please.

Can someone give him an 8-track for us old timers (Foreigner—cold as Ice—althiough anything from the 70s will do).

don’t forget to wedge the matchbook in the opening so it doesn’t slip!

78 Varek Raith  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 1:52:25pm

re: #74 Targetpractice

And if you lost the manual, you were screwed.

I have a drawer full of all every game manual I have owned.

80 PhillyPretzel  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 1:57:58pm

re: #79 Gus

You are really have one heck of a time with that photo.

81 Gus  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 2:10:38pm

re: #73 Iwouldprefernotto

Please, Please, Please.

Can someone give him an 8-track for us old timers (Foreigner—cold as Ice—althiough anything from the 70s will do).

Image: Kim-Jong-Un-Foreigner.png

82 Gus  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 2:16:16pm
83 Gus  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 2:16:33pm

re: #80 PhillyPretzel

You are really have one heck of a time with that photo.

It’s all NJD’s fault!

84 John Vreeland  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 2:19:45pm

BEHOLD the original ICON. The God-given symbol of SALVATION.
The toolbar File-save button!

85 PhillyPretzel  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 2:20:38pm

re: #83 Gus

Hmm. I wonder how he would look in a tri-corner hat and spectacles. half /

86 Gus  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 2:22:40pm

Some of those pngs have some remnants at the edges.

87 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 2:23:56pm

re: #73 Iwouldprefernotto

I recently threw away a lot of computer-age equivalents of 8-tracks: the 100MB IOmega Zip disk.

They were probably chock-full of stuff from the ANSI BBS art and “demo scene” groups of the early 90s. Warez versions of PKZip and TheDraw. Possibly even bootleg copies of Sierra games like Leisure Suit Larry and SpaceQuest.

Sigh. They were somehow defiant in their uselessness, however.

Even DVDs are beginning to seem ludicrously obsolete at this point.

Meanwhile:
Image: LbmznQA.jpg

88 Gus  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 2:24:44pm

Oops, left a kielbasa on one.

89 AlexRogan  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 2:27:27pm

re: #3 Charles Johnson

These might be called “lolkims.” As in “lolcats.”

Lil’ Kim’s LOLKims…

90 Dancing along the light of day  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 2:37:59pm

re: #69 Stanley Sea

Flo? You here? I got 30 beautiful daffodils that are opening beautifully before my eyes for $5. At Von’s!!

Secret to keeping them alive longer? Put them outside at night, where it’s cooler! Daffodils always make me smile! Smile at yours for me?

91 William Barnett-Lewis  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 2:49:44pm

re: #87 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

I recently threw away a lot of computer-age equivalents of 8-tracks: the 100MB IOmega Zip disk.

They were probably chock-full of stuff from the ANSI BBS art and “demo scene” groups of the early 90s. Warez versions of PKZip and TheDraw. Possibly even bootleg copies of Sierra games like Leisure Suit Larry and SpaceQuest.

Sigh. They were somehow defiant in their uselessness, however.

Even DVDs are beginning to seem ludicrously obsolete at this point.

Meanwhile:
Image: LbmznQA.jpg

I found my OS/2 archives the other day including my original install CD’s for OS/2 Warp V4 & DeScribe word processor. I decided to keep them since I had paid good money for them and might someday set up a VM for old times sake. Run along side my PDP11, VAX & CDR emulators…

(don’t know if I should sigh or laugh. probably both ;)

92 Gus  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 3:03:29pm

re: #85 PhillyPretzel

Hmm. I wonder how he would look in a tri-corner hat and spectacles. half /

Image: Kim-Jong-Un-Tricorne.png

93 stabby  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 3:06:02pm


I don’t know for sure, but maybe this was the original pic.
Not a floppy.

Image: kim-jong-un.jpg

94 stabby  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 3:06:21pm

I’m a party pooper aren’t i

95 Gus  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 3:07:20pm

re: #94 stabby

I’m a party pooper aren’t i

Whatever.

96 Gus  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 3:08:03pm

re: #94 stabby

I’m a party pooper aren’t i

It was still fun regardless.

97 engineer cat  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 3:08:18pm

ഷഷre: #93 stabby


I don’t know for sure, but maybe this was the original pic.
Not a floppy.

Image: kim-jong-un.jpg

definitely shopped

98 stabby  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 3:09:05pm

Congradulations though, gus.

You’re high in google. If you google kim jong un floppy on image search you’re like 3rd through 7th

99 AlexRogan  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 3:09:11pm

re: #92 Gus

Most excellent…

100 stabby  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 3:10:21pm

re: #92 Gus

excellent!

101 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 3:11:10pm

re: #91 William Barnett-Lewis

When I finally got a computer powerful enough to run OS/2 2.0, I felt like I was In The Future. I was able to run my BBS and FidoNet mailer 24/7 *AND* still play X-Wing at the same time (while watching The X-Files and Star Trek: The Next Generation), with no perceptible loss in performance. True preemptive multitasking seemed like a miracle compared to the timeslicing I was accustomed to with Desqview.

IBM failed spectacularly. Windows 95 was technically inferior to OS/2 in every possible way, but Big Blue had a bunch of drunken capuchin monkeys for a marketing force.

&get off my lawn&

102 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 3:13:13pm
103 Gus  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 3:14:31pm

re: #102 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

Image: iWhq0ry.jpg

littlegreenfootballs.com

104 stabby  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 3:17:32pm

re: #101 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

I was one of the many people who installed OS-2 because Windows 95 was limited to having virtual no more than double physical ram. And we found that windows programs didn’t look too good in OS-2 and they crashed sometimes too, though unlike windows 95, crashing programs didn’t affect OTHER programs or take down the whole operating system.

like a year later we all found out that the amount of virtual memory could be changed by changing a number in a text file … really simple, but Microsoft had kept that setting secret.

We had gone through the whole trouble of adding more disks partitioning them and putting up with instability for nothing.

105 Stanley Sea  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 3:22:37pm

re: #90 Dancing along the light of day

Secret to keeping them alive longer? Put them outside at night, where it’s cooler! Daffodils always make me smile! Smile at yours for me?

Thanks! I will do. Out at night and smile.

106 engineer cat  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 3:24:50pm

re: #101 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

When I finally got a computer powerful enough to run OS/2 2.0, I felt like I was In The Future. I was able to run my BBS and FidoNet mailer 24/7 *AND* still play X-Wing at the same time (while watching The X-Files and Star Trek: The Next Generation), with no perceptible loss in performance. True preemptive multitasking seemed like a miracle compared to the timeslicing I was accustomed to with Desqview.

IBM failed spectacularly. Windows 95 was technically inferior to OS/2 in every possible way, but Big Blue had a bunch of drunken capuchin monkeys for a marketing force.

&get off my lawn&

i heard microsoft fucked with them. the story is that msoft and ibm had a contract to co-develop os/2. after a lot of time and money had been spent, msoft told ibm, “oh, nevermind. we decided to go with the somewhat inferior OS we developed all by ourselves”

107 Iwouldprefernotto  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 3:25:01pm

re: #81 Gus

Image: Kim-Jong-Un-Foreigner.png

Gus
I needed that. It’s been a long day of sending out resumes. I will be sending you as much karma as my computer will allow.

108 freetoken  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 3:25:36pm
Found inspiration this morning to do some Photoshops …

Hmmm…. who is the Muse of Photoshop.

From classical antiquity we know there were first three then nine Muses, some of which are named:
en.wikipedia.org

Which one took on the task of inspiring photoshopping?

109 Gus  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 3:25:45pm

re: #107 Iwouldprefernotto

Gus
I needed that. It’s been a long day of sending out resumes. I will be sending you as much karma as my computer will allow.

YW

110 Kragar  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 3:26:44pm

re: #108 freetoken

Hmmm…. who is the Muse of Photoshop.

From classical antiquity we know there were first three then nine Muses, some of which are named:
en.wikipedia.org

Which one took on the task of inspiring photoshopping?

Thalia, obviously.

111 engineer cat  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 3:27:48pm

re: #108 freetoken

Hmmm…. who is the Muse of Photoshop.

lolkatarina?

112 Iwouldprefernotto  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 3:29:33pm

re: #109 Gus

YW

Meanwhile in North Korea Kim Jung Un’s people are probably telling him how scared we are of his plans and missile capability while the entire time we are having a huge laugh at his expense.

113 William Barnett-Lewis  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 3:32:24pm

re: #101 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

When I finally got a computer powerful enough to run OS/2 2.0, I felt like I was In The Future. I was able to run my BBS and FidoNet mailer 24/7 *AND* still play X-Wing at the same time (while watching The X-Files and Star Trek: The Next Generation), with no perceptible loss in performance. True preemptive multitasking seemed like a miracle compared to the timeslicing I was accustomed to with Desqview.

IBM failed spectacularly. Windows 95 was technically inferior to OS/2 in every possible way, but Big Blue had a bunch of drunken capuchin monkeys for a marketing force.

&get off my lawn&

I was trying to get started in consulting so I bought a 386sx laptop with VGA and an enormous 16 mb of ram. I ran the original NT Beta on that and that was painful at best. But OS/2 ran like a charm on it. I wanted to run a Unix on it but this was before Linus and SCO & the rest were way out of my price range. I remember the first release of Jolitz BSD for 386 rand decently on it but that wasn’t anywhere near ready for production.

“off my lawn” indeed.

114 Gus  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 3:35:39pm
115 Charles Johnson  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 3:39:17pm

Ok, here’s the actual original pic with the secret plan photoshopped out…

Image: kim-jong-un-template.jpg

116 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 3:44:06pm

re: #114 Gus

ಠ_ಠ

117 stabby  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 3:46:55pm

The fact that the secret plan is a bluff makes me think of the radio show “my word”

He’s actually holding a piece of paper that says “please make something up”

118 Stanley Sea  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 3:46:59pm

re: #114 Gus

Of course there are klan rally’s still.

Puke

119 Kragar  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 3:47:26pm
120 Kragar  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 3:54:27pm

Limbaugh On Petition Against Carson: ‘We’re Losing The Country’

After already waving the white flag on same-sex marriage, Limbaugh on Friday lamented the student-led movement against Carson.

“These are students where this guy works, and they don’t want him to be their commencement speaker because of his political beliefs as espoused on TV,” Limbaugh said, according to an official show transcript. “Medical students! Not social workers, medical students. To me that’s evidence that… I don’t know what it is. We’re losing the country or what have you.”

He picked up the rant later.

“I still can’t believe that the med students at Johns Hopkins said, “We don’t want Ben Carson here.” You…? (interrupting) It’s over same-sex marriage. Of course. I know he made a comment about same-sex marriage. Of course. I forgot to throw that in,” Limbaugh continued. “He spoke about same-sex marriage, and he offended them. They don’t want him there. They don’t want him there. Do you understand why I said this is inevitable now, folks?”

121 Gus  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 3:58:31pm

re: #118 Stanley Sea

Of course there are klan rally’s still.

Puke

122 Dancing along the light of day  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 4:01:13pm

re: #105 Stanley Sea

And watch for tuberose! They’re not as pretty as daffodils, but the fragrance!!!!
Easy to grow here!
easytogrowbulbs.com
(Some random site, not an endorsement!)

123 stabby  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 4:03:29pm

re: #120 Kragar

Got to love how slow they are.
But then they’re still pushing personhood bills that would outlaw the pill, what year did we think that fight was over?

124 PhillyPretzel  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 4:04:22pm

::: watching The Ten Commandments :::

125 Stanley Sea  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 4:04:47pm

re: #122 Dancing along the light of day

And watch for tuberose! They’re not as pretty as daffodils, but the fragrance!!!!
Easy to grow here!
easytogrowbulbs.com
(Some random site, not an endorsement!)

re: #122 Dancing along the light of day

And watch for tuberose! They’re not as pretty as daffodils, but the fragrance!!!!
Easy to grow here!
easytogrowbulbs.com
(Some random site, not an endorsement!)

I’ve bought those before as a gift. Beautiful smell. My favorite for smell are stargazers.

126 jaunte  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 4:04:53pm

re: #114 Gus

Sore Loser Rally!

“…the campaign exploded after the City Council’s February decision to rename three municipal parks: Confederate Park; Nathan Bedford Forrest Park, named after a Confederate lieutenant general and the first Grand Wizard of the KKK; and Jefferson Davis Park, named after the president of the Confederacy.”
…snip…
“…Organizers promise hundreds of Klansmen will descend on Memphis from North Carolina, Virginia, Indiana, Alabama, Georgia and Maryland.

“There’s so many coming, it’s hard for me to keep track of ‘em,” said Imperial Wizard Chris Barker, who is the head of the Loyal White Knights, which has a presence in 15 states, mostly east of the Mississippi.

Barker refers to the rally as a “white unity event,” and a protest of the council’s attempt “to erase white people out of the history books.”
theindychannel.com

127 Stanley Sea  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 4:05:28pm

re: #124 PhillyPretzel

::: watching The Ten Commandments :::

Holy hell.

128 Dancing along the light of day  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 4:06:14pm

re: #125 Stanley Sea

Just don’t get the pollen on you! It won’t come out!

129 Stanley Sea  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 4:07:56pm

re: #128 Dancing along the light of day

Just don’t get the pollen on you! It won’t come out!

I know, I always cut off.

130 Gus  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 4:08:06pm

re: #115 Charles Johnson

Ok, here’s the actual original pic with the secret plan photoshopped out…

Image: kim-jong-un-template.jpg

Image: kim-jong-un.png

Sans background.

131 efuseakay  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 4:08:37pm

Kim Jung Un Ror!

(No worries. I’m half Asian.) ;)

132 Targetpractice  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 4:08:57pm

re: #120 Kragar

Limbaugh On Petition Against Carson: ‘We’re Losing The Country’

It just absolutely kills Rush and other wingnuts, that their generation is losing its previous stranglehold over cultural politics. That in another 10-20 years, everything they spent the past century putting a lid on will be accepted by the majority of Americans.

133 engineer cat  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 4:09:56pm

the dictionary gives “aciberar” for kibble, but i’m tempted to go with “quiblitos”

“mandelos a el gato cada dia”?

134 engineer cat  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 4:11:58pm

Bryan Fischer @BryanJFischer

Who’d have thought that Putin would have better moral judgment than US? Bans same-sex adoptions

sir, i submit to you the same invitation i heard lo so many years ago:

“if ya like it so much why doncha move there?”

135 Targetpractice  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 4:14:38pm

re: #134 engineer cat

Bryan Fischer @BryanJFischer

Who’d have thought that Putin would have better moral judgment than US? Bans same-sex adoptions

sir, i submit to you the same invitation i heard lo so many years ago:

“if ya like it so much why doncha move there?”

Because Fischer still holds out this hope that there’s some way he and his fellow travelers can “take back” America. That they live with this fantasy where the US will feel a “backlash” from straying from what they view as the “moral path” and they’ll be there to lead them back to greatness.

136 stabby  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 4:18:44pm

What’s the thinking that lets a guy like Rush who say was arrested in the Domincan Republic for showing up to party with someone else’s bottle of Viagra, and who was arrested for oxycontin abuse lecture the rest of us on morality 24/7?

And this doesn’t bother his audience even slightly. They’re not against people ignoring the rules, as long as you pretend to be totally for those rules. They’re for appearance, not reality.

137 Gus  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 4:21:53pm
138 Political Atheist  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 4:23:33pm

re: #137 Gus

More food than the rest of his country sees in a week.

139 jaunte  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 4:25:06pm

re: #137 Gus

Looks like he’s trying to lure Michele Bachmann.

140 stabby  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 4:25:56pm

I just realized the difference between lgf doing this and 4chan… no dirty ones.

141 engineer cat  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 4:32:45pm

re: #140 stabby

I just realized the difference between lgf doing this and 4chan… no dirty ones.

i thot the corn dog was rather louche

142 Gus  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 4:33:58pm
143 Targetpractice  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 4:35:20pm

Whiplash

One of the folks we’re talking about just asked me on Twitter, in so many words, What happened to free speech? Now if you don’t agree with gay marriage you’re in trouble? Obviously we all have free speech. But what people usually want with free speech is the ability to speak their mind and not have people think worse of them for it. And on gay rights if not quite yet on full marriage equality, these folks sense they may be losing that right.

144 sagehen  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 4:42:03pm

Reminder to those who didn’t mark your calendars — NEW EPISODE OF DOCTOR WHO 8PM EST on BBCAMERICA.

(if you come to the thread late, don’t worry, they’re rerunning it like 4 times tonight, then again later in the week)

You have 20 minutes to post unspoiled speculation about the Clara mystery… the speculation window will close when the show starts and I’ll shoot you if you post spoilers.

145 lawhawk  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 4:45:04pm

I’m sorry, but Kim wouldn’t wear a bowtie.

Bowties are cool. Fez are cool. And the new Doctor is on in about 15 minutes (8pm EDT).

146 engineer cat  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 4:45:58pm

re: #143 Targetpractice

Whiplash

But what people usually want with free speech is the ability to speak their mind and not have people think worse of them for it.

ya good luck with that one chester

147 lawhawk  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 4:46:21pm

re: #144 sagehen

Clara is Kenny. And she will die in every episode this year. /

148 Gus  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 4:48:06pm

re: #145 lawhawk

I’m sorry, but Kim wouldn’t wear a bowtie.

Bowties are cool. Fez are cool. And the new Doctor is on in about 15 minutes (8pm EDT).

Kim Jong Un in the rain.

149 engineer cat  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 4:49:31pm

re: #145 lawhawk

I’m sorry, but Kim wouldn’t wear a bowtie.

Bowties are cool. Fez are cool. And the new Doctor is on in about 15 minutes (8pm EDT).

GoT season premiere tomorrow

this is all you need to know in life

150 Targetpractice  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 4:50:56pm

re: #146 engineer cat

ya good luck with that one chester

Josh is getting at what’s pissing off guys like Rush, what’s causing so much of the victimhood we’re seeing from the wingnuts: The world where they could freely be discriminatory is disappearing and they can’t accept that. They tried lashing out and that only got pushback, so now they’re trying to portray themselves as the victims of “oppression.”

151 sagehen  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 4:51:53pm

re: #147 lawhawk

John Watson’s sister Harry is divorced from a woman named Clara. I’m sure that’s her.

She’s also Clara Barton, Clara Bow, and Clare de Lune.

152 sagehen  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 4:53:23pm

re: #151 sagehen

And Clarisse Starling.

153 Gus  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 4:59:02pm
154 Major Tom  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 5:00:17pm
155 Iwouldprefernotto  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 5:01:02pm

re: #145 lawhawk

I’m sorry, but Kim wouldn’t wear a bowtie.

Bowties are cool. Fez are cool. And the new Doctor is on in about 15 minutes (8pm EDT).

see Carlson, Tucker

156 Stanley Sea  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 5:01:37pm

re: #154 Major Tom

Image: kim-jong-un-1.jpg

Who?

157 lawhawk  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 5:01:59pm

BTW, that wasn’t Kim with a slice of American cheese. It was Kim handing out a yellow card to South Korea.

158 Major Tom  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 5:06:04pm

re: #156 Stanley Sea

I wish I knew…

159 stabby  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 5:06:45pm

re: #150 Targetpractice

Wingnuts love their hatred.

Quote from a thread at PJ

The “author” wrote: “The bottom line: Anti-gay marriage advocates aren’t giving up and aren’t going anywhere. Those who see opposition to gay marriage as a moral calling or as a cause to save “traditional marriage” may lose a round or two in the courts, but rest assured that they are girding their loins for battle in state legislatures across the country. There are still 41 states that have not approved same-sex marriage, and for the marriage-equality crowd, it’s still going to be a long, uphill climb to achieve their goal.”

Rewritten for accuracy: “The bottom line: [pro]marriage advocates aren’t giving up and aren’t going anywhere. Those who see opposition to [changing the legal definition of] marriage as a moral calling or as a cause to save [marriage] may lose a round or two in the courts, but rest assured that they are girding their loins for battle in state legislatures across the country. There are still 41 states that have [protected] marriage, and for the [anti-marriage Leftist bigot] crowd, it’s still going to be a long, uphill climb to achieve their goal [of creating a legal fiction that two (or more) people of the same sex can “marry” one another, when in reality they cannot; neither physically marry, nor mentally/emotionally marry].”

See what he did there? He’s too prejudiced to imagine the emotional life of a lesbian or gay therefor lesbians and gays don’t have emotional lives.

160 stabby  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 5:08:02pm

That little hate screed has already got 2 likes on a relatively new thread.

161 Gus  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 5:08:06pm
162 Iwouldprefernotto  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 5:14:32pm

re: #161 Gus

Image: Kim_Jon_Un_Scary_Desert_in_Oils.jpg

He looks like he should be holding a “god hates figs” sign.

163 stabby  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 5:15:40pm

I just read a religious fanatic … uhm I don’t want to call it a rant, but it’s weird.

anyway commment where it’s described how marriage is supposed to work. A man and woman get married then they get closer to god and learn about divine love and don’t want sex anymore which is inferior to animal sex….

Yeah..

Uhm

Ok.

164 stabby  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 5:16:58pm

We need a double wingnut font for stuff this crazy:


waxwing01
This age being swamped in the cesspool of secular atheism and agnostic culture where majority of husbands and wives have descended into unfaithful to each other, an abomination in front of the HOLY GOD consider what jesus said about marriage:
24 Jesus replied, “Are you not in error because you do not know the Scriptures or the power of God? 25 When the dead rise, they will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven. 26 Now about the dead rising—have you not read in the Book of Moses, in the account of the burning bush, how God said to him, ‘I am the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob’[d]? 27 He is not the God of the dead, but of the living. You are badly mistaken!”
If husband stays faithful to wife and wife stays faithful to husband as you worship God year after year sexual desire from nature gets less and then you are ready to see Divine Love come down from heaven and how normal it is to live as the angels in heaven live with the revelation how this animal sex not only is temporary but so inferior to divine love when Divine Love transforms you is impossible to rebel against this new nature except by willfill rebellion against God to create your own world distant from God as the rebel angels did but their punishment was very extreme by human standards
When you understand this then you should have choice by see the wisdom of having only one human being as life time marriage to become angels in heaven
Thus it is the faithfulness to each other that allows the two gay persons to follow this same road to becoming angels in heaven
Christian must be restored to sanity and preach against the great sin of unfaithfulness in marriage
For this reason God made Jerusalem captive to the King of Babylon

165 Charles Johnson  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 5:17:09pm

Bioshock Infinite lives up to the hype. This game is art. Very impressive, and a real storyline worthy of a novel to boot.

166 Targetpractice  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 5:27:24pm

re: #165 Charles Johnson

Bioshock Infinite lives up to the hype. This game is art. Very impressive, and a real storyline worthy of a novel to boot.

How far have you gotten?

167 Gus  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 5:29:23pm
168 peguyjaures  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 5:29:30pm

The Doctor: Human souls… Trapped like flies in the world wide web… Stuck forever… Crying out for help…
Clara Oswald: Isn’t that basically Twitter?

Doctor Who, The Bells of Saint John

169 sagehen  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 6:07:24pm

re: #168 peguyjaures

The Doctor: Human souls… Trapped like flies in the world wide web… Stuck forever… Crying out for help…
Clara Oswald: Isn’t that basically Twitter?

Doctor Who, The Bells of Saint John

SPOILER!! You cad!!

(that said… it was a very satisfying episode.)

170 Bubblehead II  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 6:12:48pm

You know, I wonder how many of you are going to be laughing when Seoul and the surrounding area is a crater.

Laugh up it Lizards.

But may I remind you. They (N.K)have set off at least two low yield nukes. Launched a “failed” satellite and sank a S.K. ship.

Do you really find this a laughing matter?

Think about it.

171 Bubblehead II  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 6:34:14pm

Well Stabby, you down dinged me. Care to explain why?

Rating: -1
Total: 1
Plus: 0

Minus: 1
stabby

Or was it just a brainless reflex moment?

172 AlexRogan  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 6:52:34pm

re: #170 Bubblehead II

You know, I wonder how many of you are going to be laughing when Seoul and the surrounding area is a crater.

Laugh up it Lizards.

But may I remind you. They (N.K)have set off at least two low yield nukes. Launched a “failed” satellite and sank a S.K. ship.

Do you really find this a laughing matter?

Think about it.

Lighten up, Francis.

Some of the best humor is coal-black.

173 Bubblehead II  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 7:03:26pm

re: #172 AlexRogan

Lighten up, Francis.

Some of the best humor is coal-black.

So is death. Somehow I don’t think the people of S.K would find this funny.

But, again, this is just me. And perhaps those who lost Family there along the 49th.

174 Gus  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 7:06:46pm

re: #173 Bubblehead II

So is death. Somehow I don’t think the people of S.K would find this funny.

But, again, this is just me. And perhaps those who lost Family there along the 49th.

Image: danzcolor4989.jpg

175 Bubblehead II  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 7:12:42pm

Night Lizards. I am probably starting to take things out of context and getting inflamed/pissed off. All I ask is, don’t short sell the N. Koreans.

They not only have the means, but the will to attack. What damage they can do, we can only guess.

176 prairiefire  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 9:59:45pm

re: #172 AlexRogan

Lighten up, Francis.

Some of the best humor is coal-black.

From burnt ember.

177 CriticalDragon1177  Sat, Mar 30, 2013 10:32:09pm

re: #119 Kragar

What a “surprise” homophobic bigot Bryan Fischer Praises Putin for opposing marriage equality and adoptions by same sex couples, despite the fact that there’s no evidence that either of them are harmful to anyone.

178 jamesfirecat  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 7:07:07am

re: #170 Bubblehead II

You know, I wonder how many of you are going to be laughing when Seoul and the surrounding area is a crater.

Laugh up it Lizards.

But may I remind you. They (N.K)have set off at least two low yield nukes. Launched a “failed” satellite and sank a S.K. ship.

Do you really find this a laughing matter?

Think about it.

I believe Doctor Strangelove proved anything can be a laughing matter, even the end of the world.

179 [deleted]  Mon, Apr 1, 2013 11:29:14am

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