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1 Charles Johnson  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 6:45:44pm

Stand back, Gus is taking over. LGF is now Little Gus Footballs.

2 Gus  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 6:46:14pm

re: #1 Charles Johnson

Stand back, Gus is taking over. LGF is now Little Gus Footballs.

Where’s mah check? //

3 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 6:47:00pm

re: #2 Gus

You are on a roll.

4 Mattand  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 6:47:24pm
5 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 6:48:57pm

re: #1 Charles Johnson

Stand back, Gus is taking over. LGF is now Little Gus Footballs.

OH NOES!!!11 TEH BLOG HAZ BEEN TEKEN OVER BYE A PERONIST PROGRESSIVE!!!11

6 Gus  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 6:49:23pm

Was going to add that the third one I used a cartoon by Horsey which you can see here.

7 Mattand  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 6:52:27pm

Happy Easter, all.

So. I step away to have dinner with the family and provide critical back-up for Ratchet and Clank: All 4 One to the young-uns. Check back in with LGF. I find that:

1) Breitbart.com proves that Michelle Obama is exploiting her children by trying to take them on vacation in secret, thereby forcing Breitbart.com to stalk them and endanger the children’s lives.

2) Michelle Malkin proves that Google celebrates religious holidays by using secular images of elves at Xmas. This proves that… fuck it, I’ve got nothing on this one.

That’s what I love about this site. Never a dull moment.

8 CuriousLurker  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 6:53:59pm

re: #6 Gus

Was going to add that the third one I used a cartoon by Horsey which you can see here.

Don’t forget tattooed biker Jesus (a.s.).

9 Gus  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 6:59:57pm

re: #8 CuriousLurker

Don’t forget tattooed biker Jesus (a.s.).

He’s got a pop up that says this, “If you would like to use our images, please email Steve and request permission.” Probably best stay away from that one. :D

10 Gus  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 7:08:32pm

Wait! I’ll do this one… from that crazy McNaughton artist.

Image: Google-Doodle-05.png

11 jaunte  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 7:10:49pm

re: #10 Gus

Cool, but needs more Blond Jesus:
jonmcnaughton.com

12 AlexRogan  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 7:11:09pm

re: #7 Mattand

Happy Easter, all.

So. I step away to have dinner with the family and provide critical back-up for Ratchet and Clank: All 4 One to the young-uns. Check back in with LGF. I find that:

1) Breitbart.com proves that Michelle Obama is exploiting her children by trying to take them on vacation in secret, thereby forcing Breitbart.com to stalk them and endanger the children’s lives.

2) Michelle Malkin proves that Google celebrates religious holidays by using secular images of elves at Xmas. This proves that… fuck it, I’ve got nothing on this one.

That’s what I love about this site. Never a dull moment.

Just wait for the overnight dead thread…if you want dull, you ain’t seen nothing yet!

///

13 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 7:11:52pm

re: #10 Gus

Wait! I’ll do this one… from that crazy McNaughton artist.

Image: Google-Doodle-05.png

Works for me, although its sure to provoke a demand for one based on the Cuthulu version.

14 Gus  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 7:12:02pm

re: #11 jaunte

Cool, but needs more Blond Jesus:
jonmcnaughton.com

Yeah, but that one is too nice to include if you knows what I mean.

15 jaunte  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 7:12:44pm

re: #14 Gus

Heh. I just noticed McNaughton’s caption on that one:

“By using the father instead of a model I was able to get the children to cozy up to the dad better than using a real Jesus model.”

16 Varek Raith  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 7:13:01pm
17 jaunte  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 7:13:47pm

RealJesus Modeling Agency: Accept No Substitutes.

18 AlexRogan  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 7:22:10pm

re: #15 jaunte

Heh. I just noticed McNaughton’s caption on that one:

That tells me that his original “Jesus model” may have been such a creep that even the kids didn’t want to be near them.

19 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 7:27:24pm

Good Night to my fellow Lizards.

20 Varek Raith  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 7:27:54pm

I have a bad feeling about all this…

21 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 7:28:37pm

re: #16 Varek Raith

F-22 Raptors sent to South Korea

US Air Force Flips Lil’ Kim the Bird.

22 jaunte  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 7:30:00pm

I think blog comment thread posts might count, too.

23 Kronocide  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 7:30:26pm
24 Gus  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 7:31:13pm

re: #23 Kronocide

New Photoshop Phodder

North Korea declares war against the USA blaming one Gus_802!

//

25 jaunte  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 7:32:41pm

re: #23 Kronocide

Those officer hats are amazing. There’s room to keep another hat inside.

26 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 7:33:18pm

re: #23 Kronocide

New Photoshop Phodder

What wretched hats. The Norks seem to think bulking up the peaked cap and kepi make those hate styles look better. They don’t look better, though, they just look bloated and weird.

27 Varek Raith  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 7:33:32pm

re: #25 jaunte

Those officer hats are amazing. There’s room to keep another hat inside.

No snazzy hat for you!

28 Gus  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 7:33:34pm

re: #25 jaunte

Those officer hats are amazing. There’s room to keep another hat inside.

The weirder the country the bigger the hats. Ever notice that?

29 jaunte  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 7:33:56pm

re: #28 Gus

Hey, it’s Texas.

30 Gus  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 7:35:56pm

re: #29 jaunte

Hey, it’s Texas.

There’s that too. Go figure.

Image: Quicky.png

31 Varek Raith  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 7:36:31pm

re: #30 Gus

There’s that too. Go figure.

Image: Quicky.png

Needs moar spikes.

32 jaunte  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 7:36:59pm

re: #30 Gus

Reminds me of one of those green lizards, puffing up his throat sac.

33 AlexRogan  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 7:37:26pm

re: #16 Varek Raith

F-22 Raptors sent to South Korea

re: #20 Varek Raith

I have a bad feeling about all this…

I can’t help but think of what Fred Thompson’s character in The Hunt for Red October was saying in the USS Enterprise’s CIC before Baldwin’s Ryan scrambles out to the USS Dallas in a stripped-down chopper.

To paraphrase the line I’m thinking of, if Lil’ Kim keeps up with this shit, this NK business is going to get out of hand and a lot of South Koreans and our troops are going to be lucky to live through it.

34 AlexRogan  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 7:38:10pm

re: #24 Gus

North Korea declares war against the USA blaming one Gus_802!

//

Funny…I actually thought about that yesterday.

35 Walking Spanish Down the Hall  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 7:42:58pm

Gus!

That’s all I have.

36 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 7:43:11pm

I hope this girl’s life turns out as good as it deserves.

37 Gus  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 7:45:25pm

re: #35 Walking Spanish Down the Hall

Gus!

That’s all I have.

:D

Bwahahahaha!

38 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 7:46:09pm

re: #33 AlexRogan

re: #20 Varek Raith

I can’t help but think of what Fred Thompson’s character in The Hunt for Red October was saying in the USS Enterprise’s CIC before Baldwin’s Ryan scrambles out to the USS Dallas in a stripped-down chopper.

To paraphrase the line I’m thinking of, if Lil’ Kim keeps up with this shit, this NK business is going to get out of hand and a lot of South Koreans and our troops are going to be lucky to live through it.

There’s nothing for it: We can’t simply roll over and give Kim Il Un an unending supply of food and oil, since that would just encourage him to advance even more demands upon us. We must stand firm, and must South Korea.

39 Kronocide  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 7:47:43pm

re: #24 Gus

North Korea declares war against the USA blaming one Gus_802!

//

You killed Kenney started World War Gangnam Style. YOU BASTARD.

40 funky chicken  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 8:20:09pm

What right wing violence?

Byrnes confirmed Sunday that the McLellands had been shot. As for whether their deaths were related to Hasse’s slaying, Byrnes said there was nothing to indicate that “for sure,” but declined to discuss it further during a news conference.

McLelland himself, in an Associated Press interview, raised the possibility that Hasse was gunned down by a white supremacist gang. McLelland, elected DA in 2010, said that Hasse hadn’t prosecuted any cases against white supremacists but that his office had handled several, and those gangs had a strong presence in the area.

“We put some real dents in the Aryan Brotherhood around here in the past year,” McLelland said after Colorado’s corrections director, Tom Clements, was shot to death March 19 when he answered the doorbell.

Kaufman Police Chief Chris Aulbaugh said recently the FBI was checking to see if Hasse’s killing could be related to Clements’. Evan Spencer Ebel, a former Colorado inmate and white supremacist who authorities believe killed Clements, died in a March 21 shootout with Texas deputies about 100 miles from Kaufman.

cbsnews.com

41 CriticalDragon1177  Mon, Apr 1, 2013 8:50:22am

Gus

THose are hilarious!

42 CriticalDragon1177  Mon, Apr 1, 2013 8:51:41am

re: #24 Gus 802

LOL!

43 [deleted]  Mon, Apr 1, 2013 11:22:34am

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