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1 bratwurst  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:12:38pm

Is the FBI EVER going to keep a presser appointment?

2 klys  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:12:58pm

re: #1 bratwurst

Is the FBI EVER going to keep a presser appointment?

I’m thinking …no.

3 Kragar  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:14:42pm

re: #2 klys

I’m thinking …no.

Their chief weapon is surprise…

4 Skip Intro  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:15:09pm

They never take this long on Criminal Minds.

5 klys  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:15:23pm

re: #3 Kragar

Their chief weapon is surprise…

We’re 100% sure this appointment info didn’t come from CNN, right?

6 Bubblehead II  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:15:47pm

re: #1 bratwurst

Is the FBI EVER going to keep a presser appointment?

re: #2 klys

I’m thinking …no.

// we are talking about a Government agency after all.

7 Backwoods_Sleuth  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:15:54pm

re: #5 klys

We’re 100% sure this appointment info didn’t come from CNN, right?

or at the Courthouse!!!!

8 Kragar  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:15:54pm

So, we apparently have easels.

9 Bulworth  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:16:13pm

re: #4 Skip Intro

They never take this long on Criminal Minds.

Confirmed. Fact.

10 Backwoods_Sleuth  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:16:22pm

re: #8 Kragar

So, we apparently have easels.

oh lord…I hope there won’t be PowerPoint…

11 Kragar  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:16:32pm

When does the quirky emo character come out to explain all the science stuff?

12 Skip Intro  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:16:59pm

Are we sure they’re not bringing KC in to do his Elvis impersonation?

13 Bubblehead II  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:17:03pm

re: #8 Kragar

So, we apparently have easels.

At least they aren’t using a chalkboard.

14 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:17:17pm

Wow

15 klys  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:17:23pm

re: #11 Kragar

When does the quirky emo character come out to explain all the science stuff?

I can do quirky and science.

16 Backwoods_Sleuth  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:17:44pm

re: #14 NJDhockeyfan

o.m.g.

17 HappyWarrior  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:18:21pm

re: #12 Skip Intro

Are we sure they’re not bringing KC in to do his Elvis impersonation?

No, thank you, no thank you very much.

18 klys  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:18:30pm

re: #14 NJDhockeyfan

Wow

As we wait for the press conference, I will plug my first page which I just wrote up about some of the science and questions that come out of the explosion.

19 Bubblehead II  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:18:44pm

1 minute warning. Maybe.

20 klys  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:19:25pm

re: #19 Bubblehead II

1 minute warning. Maybe.

The more I listen to the anchors, the more I hate news commentators.

21 Bulworth  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:19:32pm

re: #8 Kragar

OK, as long as no Glenn Beck crying all over them or laying on the floor next to them in a fetal position.

22 Skip Intro  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:19:35pm

I realize that nothing is happening, but am I supposed to be able to hear anything, because I’m not.

23 Charles Johnson  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:19:36pm

Starting now.

24 makeitstop  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:19:53pm

re: #20 klys

The more I listen to the anchors, the more I hate news commentators.

They sure are annoying when they’re killing time.

25 Kaessa  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:19:58pm

re: #22 Skip Intro

I realize that nothing is happening, but am I supposed to be able to hear anything, because I’m not.

I’m not hearing anything either.

26 Bubblehead II  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:20:28pm

Starting

27 Decatur Deb  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:20:42pm

There going to do it in mime—cool.

28 darthstar  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:20:56pm

Posted by FBV, of all people…

Image: 601998_446109682130485_605579949_n.jpg

29 Kaessa  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:21:45pm

It’s really quiet. They need to turn up the sound.

30 Feline Fearless Leader  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:22:05pm

re: #28 darthstar

Posted by FBV, of all people…

Image: 601998_446109682130485_605579949_n.jpg

Well, that’s true until the puppy climbs onto the chair and eats the bacon.
O_O

31 Christopher's Bitchins  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:22:06pm

re: #14 NJDhockeyfan

How the hell are they allowed to build human dwellings so close to that poisonous, explosive industrial plant?

32 Eclectic Cyborg  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:22:44pm

Both look white to me.

33 Charles Johnson  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:22:44pm

I replaced the video with one that has working audio. Reload to see it.

34 darthstar  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:22:44pm

Hey John King! Those dark-skinned guys look awfully white to me.

35 Sol Berdinowitz  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:22:52pm

MOOSLIMS!

36 makeitstop  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:23:23pm

White dudes.

37 Eclectic Cyborg  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:23:55pm

They also look pretty young too. I’d guess no older than 35 for both of them.

38 DO WINGNUT WORDS SHOW THEY EVOLVED BRAINS?11!!  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:24:06pm

The Fabled North American White Brown men.

39 Charles Johnson  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:24:42pm

Photos of the suspects:

fbi.gov

40 Gus  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:24:50pm
41 Targetpractice  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:24:57pm

FBI’s website is getting slammed, no doubt every news agency in the US trying to get a copy of the photos.

42 Skip Intro  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:25:07pm

Are either of these guys shown on the 4chan pics?

43 Eclectic Cyborg  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:25:19pm

re: #41 Targetpractice

FBI’s website is getting slammed, no doubt every news agency in the US trying to get a copy of the photos.

Yep, down at the moment.

44 makeitstop  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:25:21pm

FBI site must be getting hammered right now. I can’t bring it up.

45 darthstar  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:25:43pm

re: #39 Charles Johnson

Photos of the suspects:

fbi.gov

Already slammed with traffic.

46 erik_t  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:25:55pm

Anyone who successfully loaded the pictures… could you rehost?

47 Kaessa  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:26:02pm

I think everyone in the country is hitting fbi.gov right now.

48 Major Tom  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:26:12pm

re: #42 Skip Intro

I don’t think so.

49 Decatur Deb  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:26:37pm

re: #47 Kaessa

I think everyone in the country is hitting fbi.gov right now.

200 million man posse.

50 HappyWarrior  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:26:43pm

Damn can’t get to the FBI’s website.

51 Charles Johnson  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:26:54pm
52 Eclectic Cyborg  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:27:09pm

Damn, what was that guy screaming about??

53 Kragar  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:27:10pm

Another infowars moron?

54 Kragar  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:27:27pm

re: #52 Eclectic Cyborg

Damn, what was that guy screaming about??

FALSE FLAG!

55 Decatur Deb  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:27:28pm

An Infowars creep just tried to make an ass of himself.

56 DO WINGNUT WORDS SHOW THEY EVOLVED BRAINS?11!!  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:27:41pm

From those photos though I can’t really tell ethnicity.

57 klys  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:27:42pm

re: #53 Kragar

Another infowars moron?

I’m going to guess that.

58 Major Tom  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:28:14pm

I can’t tell the skin tone of the first guy… dark or just shaded? Second one is obvious.

59 Charles Johnson  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:28:20pm
60 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:28:23pm

They placed the bombs within minutes of the blasts.

61 Eclectic Cyborg  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:28:24pm

FBI site working now.

62 Kragar  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:28:27pm

re: #55 Decatur Deb

An Infowars creep just tried to make an ass of himself.

MISSION COMPLETE!

63 erik_t  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:29:06pm

God, I’m lucky to fight through a single minor analysis in a week. And we’ve already got pictures of these fuckers.

Hats off to the FBI. I would never like to have them on my bad side.

64 Eclectic Cyborg  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:29:09pm
65 Major Tom  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:29:31pm

Yeah just saw again….. dude is pale

66 Charles Johnson  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:29:33pm
67 klys  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:29:33pm

Video of the suspects from surveillance cameras.

68 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:29:39pm

What was that last guy whining about?

69 Skip Intro  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:29:58pm

Is there a way to upload all the pics at once?

70 Charles Johnson  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:30:16pm
71 Kragar  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:30:48pm

re: #68 NJDhockeyfan

What was that last guy whining about?

He was asking “what about the pictures at Infowars?”

72 Khorramdin  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:30:55pm

Eh..they kinda look Middle-eastern. Like me. :(

73 Bulworth  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:31:13pm

Were these guys seen dropping the bags and walking away?

74 Charleston Chew  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:31:24pm

re: #67 klys

[Embedded content]

Wish they didn’t use dissolves in that clip. Straight cuts would make the images easier to discern.

75 Major Tom  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:31:58pm

re: #73 Bulworth

White hat guy was seen.

76 Charles Johnson  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:32:13pm

Video:

77 Killgore Trout  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:32:13pm

re: #73 Bulworth

Were these guys seen dropping the bags and walking away?

I think they said only the guy in the white cap was spotted dropping a bag.

78 AlexRogan  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:32:21pm

re: #34 darthstar

Hey John King! Those dark-skinned guys look awfully white to me.

That’s what they want everyone to think!

/

79 DO WINGNUT WORDS SHOW THEY EVOLVED BRAINS?11!!  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:32:50pm

re: #65 Major Tom

I dated an Iranian American guy who was paler than me and had medium brown hair and blue eyes and very European features.

80 wrenchwench  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:34:02pm
81 Major Tom  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:34:30pm

Yeah I went to school with someone who fits that exact description. For sure, It ain’t the New Black Panthers.

82 Skip Intro  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:34:46pm

So why is the white hat guy wearing his hat backwards so his entire face is exposed? That seems incredibly dumb to me.

83 Dr Lizardo  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:35:03pm

re: #79 #CPAC: I Have A Short Mingle Stick.THANKS OBAMA.

I dated an Iranian American guy who was paler than me and had medium brown hair and blue eyes and very European features.

I know a Turkish gal who’s two shades lighter than me and has grey eyes.

84 Gus  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:35:16pm
85 Bulworth  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:35:18pm

re: #77 Killgore Trout

Thanks

86 Major Tom  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:36:03pm

Side burns, #1, is pretty concealed. Someone is going to have to recognize his build and clothes.

87 CuriousLurker  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:40:23pm

Gah! My boss HAD to call as soon as the presser started. I hope the whole thing gets posted somewhere as just I missed most of it.

88 Randall Gross  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:58:00pm

Brian Ross - someone who breaks a lot of news, & who often gets it right, but his chase for scoops means you better double check everything he says.

89 KiTA  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 4:17:28pm

So the rumor floating around that this was white supremacists might be true? Holy shit. The wingnuts are going to lose their minds over this one.


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