1 Kragar  Thu, May 16, 2013 6:37:46pm

Turtle humping a shoe

2 Varek Raith  Thu, May 16, 2013 6:39:03pm

re: #1 Kragar

Leave it to you to find this stuff….
:P

3 Kragar  Thu, May 16, 2013 6:41:40pm

Corgi diving

4 sagehen  Thu, May 16, 2013 6:48:59pm

smart people planning ahead

5 Dark_Falcon  Thu, May 16, 2013 6:53:41pm

Monkey bonks something else on the head with a lolipop… I’ve heard that line before, but I don’t remember where its was from.

6 Single-handed sailor  Thu, May 16, 2013 6:59:45pm

Never trust a primate.

7 blueraven  Thu, May 16, 2013 7:03:00pm

re: #5 Dark_Falcon

Monkey bonks something else on the head with a lolipop… I’ve heard that line before, but I don’t remember where its was from.

No, it was little rabbit foo foo, with field mice, in the forest.

8 klys and whatnot  Thu, May 16, 2013 7:05:28pm

re: #1 Kragar

Turtle humping a shoe

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Give me a day and I can provide you with a cat humping a blanket.

It’s a daily occurrence in our household. Someone has separation anxiety and a fixation on the husband and it’s not me.

10 Dark_Falcon  Thu, May 16, 2013 7:06:20pm

re: #7 blueraven

No, it was little rabbit foo foo, with field mice, in the forest.

[Dark_Falcon looks into the case file envelope] Yes, that’s right. You win tonight’s game of Clue Deluxe. :D

11 Dark_Falcon  Thu, May 16, 2013 7:07:47pm

re: #8 klys

Give me a day and I can provide you with a cat humping a blanket.

It’s a daily occurrence in our household. Someone has separation anxiety and a fixation on the husband and it’s not me.

Eh, that’s just a feeling on the part of the Cat Overlord that its staff are not sufficiently attentive.

12 klys and whatnot  Thu, May 16, 2013 7:09:01pm

re: #11 Dark_Falcon

Eh, that’s just a feeling on the part of the Cat Overlord that its staff are not sufficiently attentive.

No, no, really.

He couldn’t care less about me and what I do. But when my husband puts his shoes on, it’s time to hump the blankets. Or the cat bed. Or another cat.

But generally the blankets are closest and least likely to fight back.

The cat’s second name is Problem Child.

13 FemNaziBitch  Thu, May 16, 2013 7:26:08pm
14 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, May 16, 2013 7:55:33pm

re: #1 Kragar

Turtle humping a shoe

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LOL! The little noises!

15 AntonSirius  Thu, May 16, 2013 9:29:13pm

So, err… the puppy is the media, the monkey is the GOP and the lollipop is LatestScandalGate, right? Is that how this metaphor works?

16 philosophus invidius  Thu, May 16, 2013 9:57:54pm

Well played, monkey.


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