Tech Note: Yet Another LGF Pages Bookmarklet Update

But this version will make updating much easier
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I know, right? Another one, just a day later? But this one actually will make it possible for me to update the types of auto-embed content the LGF Pages bookmarklet can identify — without making you re-install the bookmarklet to take advantage of the new features.

When you open this new version of the bookmarklet, it “phones home” to littlegreenfootballs.com no matter which site you’re on, and gets a file with the information it needs to find embedded video and audio in the current page. The cool thing about doing it this way is that it lets me add new embed types to the file on our server, and the bookmarklet automatically starts using them the next time you open it — no reinstallation necessary any more!

To get the new extensible version of the bookmarklet, reinstall it one more time by first deleting the old one (either by dragging it off the bookmark bar or by right-clicking and choosing “Delete”), then dragging the button labeled “Create a Page” (at the top of the right sidebar) to your bookmark bar in its place.

A trouble-shooting tip: if you click the bookmarklet and no window (or tab) opens, it’s probably because popups have been blocked by the browser. Most browsers have popup blocking on by default. The easiest way to handle this is to turn popup blocking off entirely; you can also allow popups on specific sites in the browser’s Preferences, but for posting purposes it’s a nuisance to do this for every site you might want to post something about.

The technical details

This new bookmarklet is actually calling our brand spanking new API (version 0.1, a one-day old baby), using the JSONP technique to get around the Javascript same-origin policy that would normally prevent this kind of cross-site access.

This happens in the jQuery.ajax() method beginning at line 27. It makes a call to the API at:

littlegreenfootballs.com

jQuery handles all the details of the JSONP call (with its necessary callback function), parses the JSON response, and returns the data in the object lgf — in this case it consists of two regular expression definitions that are used on lines 34 and 36.

UPDATE at 5/18/13 5:08:19 pm

Stop the presses! Wouldn’t you know that as soon as I post this new version, I discover an even better way to get this done? Instead of JSONP, the bookmarklet now uses the new hotness, CORS, to do away with the callback function and the other JSONP kludges, and use pure unsullied JSON as Crockford intended.

I’ve updated the code below; the API now goes to version 0.2, so I can still support the JSONP method as well.

(function() {
	var j = '1.9.1', d = document;
	if (window.jQuery === undefined || window.jQuery.fn.jquery < j) {
		var done = false, s = d.createElement('script');
		s.src = '//ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/' + j + '/jquery.min.js';
		s.onload = s.onreadystatechange = function(){
			if (!done && (!this.readyState || this.readyState == 'loaded' || this.readyState == 'complete')) {
				done = true;
				jQuery.noConflict();
				lgfPost();
			}
		};
		d.getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s);
	} else {
		lgfPost();
	}
	function esc(s) {
		return escape(s).replace(/\+/ig, '%252B');
	}
	function lgfPost() {
		(window.postPage = function() {
			jQuery.ajax('http://littlegreenfootballs.com/api/0.2/postRegex').done(function(lgf) {
				var f = q = w = '',
					u = esc(location.href),
					d = document,
					t = esc(d.title),
					s = esc((d.selection) ? d.selection.createRange().text : d.getSelection()),
					ob = jQuery('iframe').filter(function() {
						return this.src.match(RegExp(lgf.regex.embed, 'i'));
					});
				if (ob.length && !u.match(RegExp(lgf.regex.sites, 'i'))) {
					f = esc(ob.eq(0).attr('src'));
				}
				q = (
					'u=' + u +
					'&t=' + t +
					'&f=' + f +
					'&s=' + s
				);
				w = (
					'width=670,' +
					'height=820,' +
					'scrollbars=1,' +
					'status=1,' +
					'menubar=1,' +
					'location=1,' +
					'resizable=1'
				);
				window.open('http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/lgf-postpage.php?' + q, '_blank', w);
			});
		})();
	}
})();

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81 comments
1 Charles Johnson  Sat, May 18, 2013 2:48:42pm

And if you want to see what kind of data that API call returns, just go to the URL.

2 Charles Johnson  Sat, May 18, 2013 2:52:09pm

Forgot to mention — this new version also auto-embeds Comedy Central videos if the page you’re on contains one.

3 ProTARDISLiberal  Sat, May 18, 2013 2:53:19pm

Reading from the Brits, who have seen it.

redacted to hell

4 ProTARDISLiberal  Sat, May 18, 2013 3:00:35pm

Why didn’t the spoiler work? :/

5 engineer cat  Sat, May 18, 2013 3:03:22pm

can webmarklets and tweetmarklets be far behind?

6 ProTARDISLiberal  Sat, May 18, 2013 3:05:09pm

9 is not 9

Test

7 Charles Johnson  Sat, May 18, 2013 3:13:04pm

Finger monkey eats macaroni!

8 wrenchwench  Sat, May 18, 2013 3:21:46pm

re: #2 Charles Johnson

Forgot to mention — this new version also auto-embeds Comedy Central videos if the page you’re on contains one.

Does it know not to embed ads that are videos? Or videos that are ads?

9 ProTARDISLiberal  Sat, May 18, 2013 3:23:28pm

I have read what the British have seen already.

Yeah, the Episode definitely changes things.

Alot. But we don’t seem to actually learn his name.

10 wrenchwench  Sat, May 18, 2013 3:25:42pm

re: #7 Charles Johnson

Finger monkey eats macaroni!

[Embedded content]

That is unbelievably cute. And a LOT of noise for a little furball.

11 Charles Johnson  Sat, May 18, 2013 3:30:30pm

re: #8 wrenchwench

Does it know not to embed ads that are videos? Or videos that are ads?

Yes, it’s only looking for specific video URLs - ignores everything else.

12 Charles Johnson  Sat, May 18, 2013 3:41:49pm

This is a cool jQuery technique for filtering the iframes on a page by using regular expressions on their source URLs:

ob = jQuery('iframe').filter(function() {
	return this.src.match(RegExp(lgf.regex.embed, 'i'));
});

Here’s the regular expression it uses to match the URLs:

regex.embed = 'https?:\/\/(www\.youtube|player\.vimeo\.|w\.soundcloud\.com\/player|www\.scribd\.com\/embeds\/|media\.mtvnservices\.com\/embed\/)';

Those are the domains of the auto-embed types handled by the bookmarklet: YouTube, Vimeo, SoundCloud, Scribd, and Comedy Central.

13 RadicalModerate  Sat, May 18, 2013 3:43:30pm

re: #9 ProTARDISLiberal

I have read what the British have seen already.

Yeah, the Episode definitely changes things.

Alot. But we don’t seem to actually learn his name.

Watched it on a live stream when it was broadcast.
It was arguably the best episode of the 2012-2013 season.
Some of the integration of archival footage was extremely well-done, and the cliffhanger ending (introducing a “new” character) was a true “holy s**t” moment.
The bonus video they posted afterward was rather fun too:

14 ProTARDISLiberal  Sat, May 18, 2013 3:49:10pm

re: #13 RadicalModerate

Clara is the nega-River.

Though brilliant and a chatter box, she also isn’t swaggering, like River is. In addition, she can actually be described as an Equal to the Doctor, something not seen since Romana.

And John Hurt’s form of the Doctor is evil in a very real way. Responsible for the death 10 Billion Sentient beings.

This ranks him as being a whopping 6.6 Hecto-Hitlers.

15 Stanghazi  Sat, May 18, 2013 3:50:04pm

Omg I did it. Put together grill. Now I’m going to read about the fire part.

WW you’d be so proud.

16 wrenchwench  Sat, May 18, 2013 3:51:39pm

re: #15 Stanghazi

Omg I did it. Put together grill. Now I’m going to read about the fire part.

WW you’d be so proud.

I will be when you’ve either cooked and eaten something from it, or ridden it down the street.

17 sattv4u2  Sat, May 18, 2013 3:55:56pm

re: #15 Stanghazi

Omg I did it. Put together grill. Now I’m going to read about the fire part.

WW you’d be so proud.

Steak,.,,,, medium rare

18 Stanghazi  Sat, May 18, 2013 3:56:12pm

re: #16 wrenchwench

I will be when you’ve either cooked and eaten something from it, or ridden it down the street.

Well the plan is teriyaki flank steak. No two wheelie thing involved.

19 Stanghazi  Sat, May 18, 2013 4:04:24pm

re: #17 sattv4u2

Steak,.,,,, medium rare

Teriyaki flank is really good. Marinate it, cook hot so it’s crusty on the outside and MR on the in & slice it into strips. Reward!

20 sattv4u2  Sat, May 18, 2013 4:06:05pm

re: #19 Stanghazi

Teriyaki flank is really good. Marinate it, cook hot so it’s crusty on the outside and MR on the in & slice it into strips. Reward!

been there
done that

yummmmm

21 sattv4u2  Sat, May 18, 2013 4:09:49pm

re: #19 Stanghazi

Flat Iron steaks are good also

not too pricey and very versatile

freshmeatselector.com

22 sattv4u2  Sat, May 18, 2013 4:12:30pm

re: #21 sattv4u2

I also cook those w/o marinating them. Just enough fat for cooking, not enough that you have to trim them

23 Sionainn  Sat, May 18, 2013 4:12:47pm

Something cute the girls said to my husband:

Daughter #1 Math

“If I had a million dollars, I would pay my taxes first. Then I would pay off all my bills. Then I would buy things I need. Then I would buy things I want.”

Daughter #2 Math

“If I had a million dollars, I would buy a million dollars. Then I would have two million dollars.”

24 Feline Fearless Leader  Sat, May 18, 2013 4:13:21pm

Ah, the wonders of being able to grill. Main thing I miss from having an apartment and no real way to be able to grill unless I go visit a picnic ground with all the necessary additional prep work.

So I have settled on making stuffed peppers.

25 Stanghazi  Sat, May 18, 2013 4:14:20pm

re: #21 sattv4u2

Flat Iron steaks are good also

not too pricey and very versatile

freshmeatselector.com

That sounds really good. Haven’t seen Kroger in years! I got lucky, they opened a farm market 2 blocks away with the best meat and seafood counter. A little $$ but worth it.

26 sattv4u2  Sat, May 18, 2013 4:19:53pm

re: #25 Stanghazi

That sounds really good. Haven’t seen Kroger in years! I got lucky, they opened a farm market 2 blocks away with the best meat and seafood counter. A little $$ but worth it.

Yeah

I generally get all our meats from a local butcher, but every so often Krogers has those flat iron steaks or boneless/ skinless chix breasts on sale so I’ll stock up when they do

27 sattv4u2  Sat, May 18, 2013 4:23:34pm

re: #23 Sionainn

When my son turned 5 or 6, went to blow out the candles on his birthday cake

I asked what he wished for

His answer,,, “a million wishes”

28 Sionainn  Sat, May 18, 2013 4:24:34pm

re: #27 sattv4u2

When my son turned 5 or 6, went to blow out the candles on his birthday cake

I asked what he wished for

His answer,,, “a million wishes”

That’s a good thing to wish for…except he blew it by telling you. ;-)

29 Bubblehead II  Sat, May 18, 2013 4:27:07pm

Greetings Lizards.

30 sattv4u2  Sat, May 18, 2013 4:36:40pm

re: #28 Sionainn

That’s a good thing to wish for…except he blew it by telling you. ;-)

Nahh,,,, we never played the ‘if you tell, it won;t come true” game

it was always better to hear what his wishes were

Some of them were really cool and had nothing to do with getting “things”

31 ProTARDISLiberal  Sat, May 18, 2013 4:43:03pm

10 more minutes, then I’ll be off.

Then, I will give a review and my thoughts.

32 Decatur Deb  Sat, May 18, 2013 4:52:10pm

FJordman is threaded on Freep. They like him.


To: NotYourAverageDhimmi

Nobody understands multiculturalism’s dark roots and insidious inner workings better than this guy. He’s the leading intellectual on the subject.

3 posted on Sat 18 May 2013 06:01:50 PM CDT by Viennacon (l)

33 wrenchwench  Sat, May 18, 2013 4:56:00pm

re: #32 Decatur Deb

FJordman is threaded on Freep. They like him.

To: NotYourAverageDhimmi

Nobody understands multiculturalism’s dark roots and insidious inner workings better than this guy. He’s the leading intellectual on the subject.

3 posted on Sat 18 May 2013 06:01:50 PM CDT by Viennacon (l)

Fjordman is an intellectual in the same way that I am Marilyn Monroe.

34 sattv4u2  Sat, May 18, 2013 4:56:42pm

re: #33 wrenchwench

Fjordman is an intellectual in the same way that I am Marilyn Monroe.

You slept with JFK and now you’re dead?

35 sattv4u2  Sat, May 18, 2013 4:57:29pm

re: #33 wrenchwench

re: #34 sattv4u2

You slept with JFK and now you’re dead?

but not forgotten

36 bratwurst  Sat, May 18, 2013 4:58:14pm

re: #32 Decatur Deb

FJordman is threaded on Freep. They like him.

To: NotYourAverageDhimmi

Nobody understands multiculturalism’s dark roots and insidious inner workings better than this guy. He’s the leading intellectual on the subject.

3 posted on Sat 18 May 2013 06:01:50 PM CDT by Viennacon (l)

Well now that Richwine has been thoroughly discredited, he might well hold claim to the title of the leading PSEUDO-intellectual on the subject.

37 sattv4u2  Sat, May 18, 2013 4:58:43pm

((best Elton John song evah, btw)

38 Walking Spanish Down the Hall  Sat, May 18, 2013 4:58:44pm

re: #33 wrenchwench

Fjordman is an intellectual in the same way that I am Marilyn Monroe.

WW=MM upside down.

39 wrenchwench  Sat, May 18, 2013 4:59:47pm

re: #38 Walking Spanish Down the Hall

WW=MM upside down.

Cosmic!

40 calochortus  Sat, May 18, 2013 5:03:12pm

re: #32 Decatur Deb

FJordman is threaded on Freep. They like him.

To: NotYourAverageDhimmi

Nobody understands multiculturalism’s dark roots and insidious inner workings better than this guy. He’s the leading intellectual on the subject.

3 posted on Sat 18 May 2013 06:01:50 PM CDT by Viennacon (l)

So, tell me, what are the dark roots of multiculturalism? Does it involve sushi places, Mexican restaurants and the fact we can buy hummus easily?

41 Decatur Deb  Sat, May 18, 2013 5:04:25pm

re: #40 calochortus

So, tell me, what are the dark roots of multiculturalism? Does it involve sushi places, Mexican restaurants and the fact we can buy hummus easily?

Has something to do with paved roads and sailing ships.

42 calochortus  Sat, May 18, 2013 5:05:02pm

re: #41 Decatur Deb

Has something to do with paved roads and sailing ships.

Obviously inventions of the devil.

43 sattv4u2  Sat, May 18, 2013 5:05:13pm

re: #41 Decatur Deb

Has something to do with paved roads and sailing ships.

And ball bearings

44 Walking Spanish Down the Hall  Sat, May 18, 2013 5:07:29pm

re: #40 calochortus

So, tell me, what are the dark roots of multiculturalism? Does it involve sushi places, Mexican restaurants and the fact we can buy hummus easily?

It has something to do with stealing privilege from white males and their kitchen slaves wives, and giving it to not so white people.

Apparently, there’s only so much privilege to go around.

45 calochortus  Sat, May 18, 2013 5:10:55pm

re: #44 Walking Spanish Down the Hall

Apparently, there’s only so much privilege to go around.

Too bad. Wouldn’t it be better to increase the amount of privilege? Supply and demand and all that…

46 thedopefishlives  Sat, May 18, 2013 5:11:54pm

Evening Lizardim from the wild north country. We had a real gully-washer this morning, but everything seems to have settled down now and we appear to be on track for a peaceful quiet visit from the fishfolk. Fishspawn #1 has discovered yet another incredibly annoying toy, but this time even my folks are admitting that they screwed up by putting batteries in it. That says a lot. How go things among the Lizardim tonight?

47 dragonath  Sat, May 18, 2013 5:26:01pm

I see Balloon Juice just happened to pick up a nice collection of NewsMax links on the latest redesign.

It’s a goddamn epidemic.

48 Charles Johnson  Sat, May 18, 2013 5:26:59pm

re: #47 dragonath

They approached me about running those too. It’s paid advertising.

49 Charles Johnson  Sat, May 18, 2013 5:35:42pm

I really think Alan Keyes needs to see a psychiatrist.

50 Iwouldprefernotto  Sat, May 18, 2013 5:35:48pm

re: #23 Sionainn

Something cute the girls said to my husband:

Daughter #1 Math

“If I had a million dollars, I would pay my taxes first. Then I would pay off all my bills. Then I would buy things I need. Then I would buy things I want.”

Daughter #2 Math

“If I had a million dollars, I would buy a million dollars. Then I would have two million dollars.”

Was Daughter# 2 taught math by Mitt Romney?

51 freetoken  Sat, May 18, 2013 5:39:01pm

The art of the headline:

The feed to the new aggregators says: “Did Obama admin. know of IRS targeting during campaign?”

The current article title on the CBS webpage: Evidence emerges that Obama administration official knew of IRS targeting during 2012 campaign

The content of the article says:

There were new questions Saturday night concerning if anyone in the White House was aware of the IRS’ targeting of conservative groups.

Inspector General Russell George said he informed a deputy at the Treasury Department in June of 2012 about the probe into the IRS.

The Treasury Department confirmed the timeline but said they did not know the details of the investigation until last week.

It’s the first evidence that someone within the Obama administration knew about the practice during the presidential campaign.

[…]

Why don’t they ask the President if he has stopped beating Michelle yet?

Really, this is fishing for web hits right up there with WND practice.

And I see that the CBS writer also throws out the too general “conservative groups” without specifying that it was a few particular allegedly non-profit groups.

I’m afraid yellow journalism is now standard practice.

52 freetoken  Sat, May 18, 2013 5:41:55pm

Very same story, different take:


IG letter to Geithner: Targeting not among top concerns

Treasury officials were made aware in June 2012 that the IRS inspector general was reviewing the office that handles tax-exempt applications, but a letter from October shows that the inspector general did not highlight the audit as a top concern for the agency.

[…]

53 freetoken  Sat, May 18, 2013 5:44:26pm

Did you know that the Obama administration is riddled with scandals?

That’s what the news headlines are screaming.

54 jaunte  Sat, May 18, 2013 5:44:27pm

re: #49 Charles Johnson

Prison Planet, Tuesday, April 21, 2009:

“Former presidential candidate Alan Keyes has given perhaps his most dire warning yet, saying that the Obama administration is preparing to stage terror attacks, declare martial law and cancel the 2012 elections, which is why they are demonizing their political enemies as criminals and terrorists.”
…….
“It’s obvious that they will stop at nothing,” Keyes told attendees of a reception in Fort Wayne, adding, “We may wake up one day and there’s a series of terrorist attacks, the economy is paralysed….martial law will be declared everywhere in the United States and it won’t end until the crisis ends.”

55 thedopefishlives  Sat, May 18, 2013 5:45:07pm

re: #54 jaunte

Prison Planet, Tuesday, April 21, 2009:

Didn’t they say that he was going to do the exact same bloody thing in 2008?

56 calochortus  Sat, May 18, 2013 5:46:04pm

re: #55 thedopefishlives

You just haven’t noticed that it’s already happening!!!11!!

57 Lidane  Sat, May 18, 2013 5:46:44pm

re: #32 Decatur Deb

Dhimmi

OK. I have to ask. I’ve seen the nutters use this word and I have no idea what the hell it means or how it’s supposed to be insulting.

WTF?

58 The Ghost of a Flea  Sat, May 18, 2013 5:47:34pm

The Dark Art of Racecraft

What We Mean When We Say ‘Race Is a Social Construct’

The Social Construction of Race

I’m generally a Ta-Nehisi Coates fan, but these three articles he’s fired off regarding the Richwine affair are absolutely stellar. If you imagine yourself to be intellectual brave and “un-PC” by exploring this subject, you’ve failed Skepticism 101, since you haven’t applied any thought to how tenuous the construct of biological race is.

Though, frankly, Richwine’s work is on par with a lot of Heritage “intellectuals” that tweak samples and build vast conclusions on shoddy correlations. This is the more subtle face of the current intersection of anti-science and extreme conservatism: the counterfeiting of scientific rigor rather than outright denialism.

59 thedopefishlives  Sat, May 18, 2013 5:48:43pm

re: #57 Lidane

OK. I have to ask. I’ve seen the nutters use this word and I have no idea what the hell it means or how it’s supposed to be insulting.

WTF?

Dhimmi is a term the anti-sharia brigade have dragged in from Muslim theology. It refers to people who pay the jizya, or the Muslim co-habitation tax. They are using it in a derogatory sense to refer to people who have “surrendered to Sharia”.

60 thedopefishlives  Sat, May 18, 2013 5:49:41pm

re: #56 calochortus

You just haven’t noticed that it’s already happening!!!11!!

Yeah, I know. I need to drink more Kool-aid, apparently.

61 calochortus  Sat, May 18, 2013 5:49:50pm

re: #57 Lidane

Dhimmi is the status of non-Muslim “people of the Book” (Christians and Jews, I think) under an Islamic government. They are tolerated, and I believe taxed.
In other words, second class status, rather than ruling the world as Christians should.

62 calochortus  Sat, May 18, 2013 5:50:48pm

re: #60 thedopefishlives

Yeah, I know. I need to drink more Kool-aid, apparently.

Personally, I’d suggest drinking more wine or maybe a good beer, but it’s up to you. ;)

63 Gus  Sat, May 18, 2013 5:51:14pm

re: #53 freetoken

Did you know that the Obama administration is riddled with scandals?

That’s what the news headlines are screaming.

More like scandalettes.

64 calochortus  Sat, May 18, 2013 5:51:17pm

re: #59 thedopefishlives

Beat me to it!

65 Charles Johnson  Sat, May 18, 2013 5:51:54pm

re: #58 The Ghost of a Flea

The Dark Art of Racecraft

What We Mean When We Say ‘Race Is a Social Construct’

The Social Construction of Race

I’m generally a Ta-Nehisi Coates fan, but these three articles he’s fired off regarding the Richwine affair are absolutely stellar. If you imagine yourself to be intellectual brave and “un-PC” by exploring this subject, you’ve failed Skepticism 101, since you haven’t applied any thought to how tenuous the construct of biological race is.

Though, frankly, his work is on par with a lot of Heritage “intellectuals” that tweak samples and build vast conclusions on shoddy correlations. This is the more subtle face of the current intersection of anti-science and extreme conservatism: the counterfeiting of scientific rigor rather than outright denialism.

You should post this as a Page. I agree — these are exceptional pieces.

66 calochortus  Sat, May 18, 2013 5:52:23pm

re: #63 Gus

More like scandalettes.

Sounds adorable.

67 Gus  Sat, May 18, 2013 5:55:13pm

re: #66 calochortus

Sounds adorable.

Twyla Lopez and the Scandalettes. //

68 thedopefishlives  Sat, May 18, 2013 5:57:42pm

re: #62 calochortus

Personally, I’d suggest drinking more wine or maybe a good beer, but it’s up to you. ;)

Honestly, I’m more of a soft drink person. I’ve only ever had one alcoholic drink in my life.

69 calochortus  Sat, May 18, 2013 5:58:36pm

re: #58 The Ghost of a Flea

Outstanding. He really does take all that pseudoscience apart.

70 calochortus  Sat, May 18, 2013 5:59:40pm

re: #68 thedopefishlives

Honestly, I’m more of a soft drink person. I’ve only ever had one alcoholic drink in my life.

Then I’d recommend a better soft drink than Kool-Aid.

Time for dinner. BBL

71 Dr Lizardo  Sat, May 18, 2013 5:59:56pm

re: #61 calochortus

Dhimmi is the status of non-Muslim “people of the Book” (Christians and Jews, I think) under an Islamic government. They are tolerated, and I believe taxed.
In other words, second class status, rather than ruling the world as Christians should.

Muslims are required to pay zakat, or poor-alms. Jizya is the tax levied on non-Muslims that’s essentially how non-Muslims contribute some ‘skin into the game’, to use a favorite Freeper expression. Dhimmis are exempt from military service as well.

To be honest, there’s no modern Islamic state that enforces it to the best of my knowledge, and usually the cranks who propose it get held up to ridicule.

72 Shiplord Kirel  Sat, May 18, 2013 6:01:31pm

WARNING! WARNING!

A SECOND AMENDMENT DANGER ALERT FROM THE NRA (National Rational Association).
For the first time in the history of the Republic, firearms and ammunition are not generally available to the American public. This ghastly and unprecedented attack on our Second Amendment rights is the work of a small conspiratorial faction of political extremists. Through their buying power and, in all likelihood, inside connections in the distribution network, these extremists have gained a virtual monopoly on the supply of many types of firearm and of most types of ammunition. They have hidden this material away, creating serious fire hazards and making it almost impossible for sane citizens to exercise their own Second Amendment rights.

73 calochortus  Sat, May 18, 2013 6:01:36pm

re: #71 Dr Lizardo

Muslims are required to pay zakat, or poor-alms. Jizya is the tax levied on non-Muslims that’s essentially how non-Muslims contribute some ‘skin into the game’, to use a favorite Freeper expression. Dhimmis are exempt from military service as well.

To be honest, there’s no modern Islamic state that enforces it to the best of my knowledge, and usually the cranks who propose it get held up to ridicule.

Nice to know every group has its cranks.

74 Charles Johnson  Sat, May 18, 2013 6:02:34pm

re: #57 Lidane

“Dhimmi” has a historical meaning, but today’s wingnuts use it to insult anyone who doesn’t hate Muslims with an ugly blind passion. Kind of like “Ni*clang* lover.”

75 thedopefishlives  Sat, May 18, 2013 6:02:58pm

re: #71 Dr Lizardo

To be honest, there’s no modern Islamic state that enforces it to the best of my knowledge, and usually the cranks who propose it get held up to ridicule.

That’s interesting to know. I actually thought that some of the hard-line states like Iran actually did enforce it.

76 Lidane  Sat, May 18, 2013 6:13:15pm

re: #59 thedopefishlives

re: #61 calochortus

re: #71 Dr Lizardo

re: #74 Charles Johnson

“Dhimmi” has a historical meaning, but today’s wingnuts use it to insult anyone who doesn’t hate Muslims with an ugly blind passion. Kind of like “Ni*clang* lover.”

Ah. Gotcha. I’d wondered. Thanks for clearing that up for me!

77 Dr Lizardo  Sat, May 18, 2013 6:14:02pm

re: #75 thedopefishlives

That’s interesting to know. I actually thought that some of the hard-line states like Iran actually did enforce it.

No. No one does anymore. The Ottomans got rid of it by 1885 or so, and it pretty much all but disappeared from the Islamic world by the end of the 19th Century. Generalized taxation on all citizens or subjects - depending on the state in question - was considered easier to assess and collect. There are some groups, more likely than not Salafists, who occasionally spout off on it, but that’s about it, and Salafists are pretty well-known for cranking out ridiculous fatwas.

78 Romantic Heretic  Sun, May 19, 2013 6:40:39am

Can’t get the ‘Create A Page’ to work for me in any form.

I’m using Safari on OSX 10.8.3.

79 Charles Johnson  Sun, May 19, 2013 9:57:47am

re: #78 Romantic Heretic

Can’t get the ‘Create A Page’ to work for me in any form.

I’m using Safari on OSX 10.8.3.

Did you turn off popup blocking?

80 Romantic Heretic  Sun, May 19, 2013 11:06:29am

Ah. No.

I’ll see if I can enable pop-ups for LGF only.

Thanks Charles.

81 Charles Johnson  Sun, May 19, 2013 11:09:00am

re: #80 Romantic Heretic

Ah. No.

I’ll see if I can enable pop-ups for LGF only.

Thanks Charles.

Check the trouble-shooting tip above - the easiest thing to do is just turn off popup blocking entirely.


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