Reunited and It Feels So Good: Sarah Palin and Fox News

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Good news, bloggers of America! Have you seen those ads running on a lot of websites asking if Sarah Palin should run for the Senate? Well, apparently God has told Sarah to forget that and sign a contract with Fox News instead: Sarah Palin, Fox News Together Again.

According to a Fox News press release, Palin will contribute to the network’s daytime and primetime programming and Fox Business Network. She will first appear on Monday’s “Fox & Friends.” The date coincides with the launch of CNN’s new morning show “New Day,” which was created by the network’s new president and morning show aficionado, Jeff Zucker.

In response to Palin’s return, Fox News chief Roger Ailes said in a statement, “I’ve had several conversations with Governor Palin in the past few weeks about her rejoining FOX News as a contributor. I have great confidence in her and am pleased that she will once again add her commentary to our programming. I hope she continues to speak her mind.”

To do that, wouldn’t she need to actually have a mind?

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