Texas Republican Congressman: Fetuses Can Fap, Must Not Abort

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Meanwhile, the Republican Party continues pushing insanely stupid regressive social issues, but let’s all look over there at the NSA: Texas Congressman: Masturbating Fetuses Prove Need for Abortion Ban.

As the House of Representatives gears up for Tuesday’s debate on HR 1797, a bill that would outlaw virtually all abortions 20 weeks post fertilization, Rep. Michael Burgess (R-TX) argued in favor of banning abortions even earlier in pregnancy because, he said, male fetuses that age were already, shall we say, spanking the monkey.

“Watch a sonogram of a 15-week baby, and they have movements that are purposeful,” said Burgess, a former OB/GYN. “They stroke their face. If they’re a male baby, they may have their hand between their legs. If they feel pleasure, why is it so hard to believe that they could feel pain?”

That observation led Burgess to say he had argued for the abortion ban to start at a much earlier stage of gestation, 15 or 16 weeks. (This is less than halfway through a pregnancy.) He appeared to liken Roe v. Wade, the 1973 Supreme Court decision that legalized abortion, to the 1893 Plessy v. Ferguson decision that formally legalized racial segregation, and was not fully reversed until Congress passed the Civil Rights Act of 1964.

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112 comments
1 Kragar  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 7:35:50pm

SCIENCE!

2 jaunte  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 7:35:55pm
Rep. Michael Burgess (R-TX) argued in favor of banning abortions even earlier in pregnancy because, he said, male fetuses that age were already, shall we say, spanking the monkey.

Go with what you know, as we say in Texas.

3 Kragar  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 7:36:55pm
4 Kragar  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 7:39:04pm

Of course, if they are masturbating, then they are dirty sinners who are bound for the fires of hell.

And do we have any assurances they aren’t gay?
///

5 Mattand  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 7:40:15pm

You know the last post about how the GOP is trying to make abortion funny?

Just saying…

6 sauceruney  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 7:41:40pm

But wait, isn’t masturbation a sin? *so confused*

7 Charles Johnson  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 7:42:23pm

OK. We have a strong candidate for the Wacko Award of the week.

8 erik_t  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 7:42:24pm

Is this that new make-jokes-about-abortion GOP initiative I’ve heard so much about?

FFS.

9 team_fukit  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 7:43:05pm

Abortion stops a beating… what???

10 Gus  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 7:43:45pm

OK, I guess that’s what he meant since he specifically said MALE baby.

11 Charles Johnson  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 7:45:53pm
12 engineer cat  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 7:46:54pm

re: #10 Gus

OK, I guess that’s what he meant since he specifically said MALE baby.

that’s because everybody knows that women are too spiritually pure too feel anything… you know… down there

13 austin_blue  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 7:48:05pm

Repost from the last thread:

I saw that and thought it was an Onion piece. But noooooes! He went there!

Who knew that little male fetuses were spunking in mama’s uterus? If they were doing so for 24 weeks in situ, wouldn’t someone have noticed that when mama’s water broke, it contained nothing but semen? After all, when a boy discovers his penis, it’s Katy bar the door to get him to stop….

Hooray for Rep. Michael Burgess (R-Mars)!

14 Gus  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 7:48:23pm

re: #12 engineer cat

that’s because everybody knows that women are too spiritually pure too feel anything… you know… down there

Something.

15 jaunte  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 7:48:31pm

Burgess made the news in 2011 by sucking up to the “impeach Obama” crowd.

Burgess meets with unhappy Tea Party group

When one attendee suggested that the House push for impeachment proceedings against President Obama to obstruct the president from pushing his agenda, Burgess was receptive.

“It needs to happen, and I agree with you it would tie things up,” Burgess said. “No question about that.”

When asked about the comment later, Burgess said he wasn’t sure whether the proper charges to bring up articles of impeachment against Obama were there, but he didn’t rule out pursuing such a course.

16 Gus  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 7:49:03pm

re: #13 austin_blue

Repost from the last thread:

I saw that and thought it was an Onion piece. But noooooes! He went there!

Who knew that little male fetuses were spunking in mama’s uterus? If they were doing so for 24 weeks in situ, wouldn’t someone have noticed that when mama’s water broke, it contained nothing but semen? After all, when a boy discovers his penis, it’s Katy bar the door to get him to stop….

Hooray for Rep. Michael Burgess (R-Mars TEXAS)!

FTFY //

17 Gus  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 7:49:13pm

He is from Texas.

18 erik_t  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 7:50:32pm

From Rochester, MN. Michelle’s long-lost brother?

19 The Ghost of a Flea  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 7:50:44pm

re: #12 engineer cat

that’s because everybody knows that women are too spiritually pure too feel anything… you know… down there

Not enough virgin/whore forced dichotomy.

20 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 7:52:42pm

So that’s what “fapping” means. I had been wondering….

/No sarc

21 sauceruney  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 7:53:27pm

And from another perspective, he just opened the door to a kiddie porn investigation. Someone seize his laptop.

22 austin_blue  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 7:53:52pm

re: #17 Gus

He is from Texas.

Yeah, but the vast majority of Texas is Mars to us in Austin. We are a Little Blue Pimple.

23 Charles Johnson  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 7:55:44pm
24 Varek Raith  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 7:55:54pm

What.

25 darthstar  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 7:56:09pm

Oh my god…I’m still a fetus!

26 122 Year Old Obama  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 7:56:41pm

What the flying fuck did I just read?

27 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 7:57:59pm

re: #24 Varek Raith

What.

It seems that Congressman Burgess used what he think is fetal “lightsaber training” in order to try to make his case.

28 Kragar  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 7:58:12pm

4CHAN: Still better sex ed than Texas.

29 jaunte  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 7:59:34pm

“You women can’t have control of your bodies if there’s even the tiniest bit of male sexual activity going on inside there.”

30 darthstar  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:00:17pm

My dad was an OB-Gyn for years. He used to ‘guess’ (pre-ultrasound years) the gender, and when a woman would say, “Are you sure it’s a boy?” he’d say, “Yep, see that bulge in your belly? That’s his erection!” My dad can be pretty funny when he wants to be.

31 ProTARDISLiberal  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:00:27pm

re: #28 Kragar

I wouldn’t call it better….

32 Varek Raith  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:01:47pm

Would the congressman care to opine on female fetuses?

33 jaunte  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:01:56pm

“Well, I think all the members are cognizant of the fact that this is not a Congress that cares much about science,” said Rep. Louise Slaughter (D-NY).
rhrealitycheck.org

34 darthstar  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:02:03pm

So that’s what they mean by original sin…

35 Lidane  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:02:57pm

OW. My brain violently protested when I read that headline. The REALLY pathetic part of this whole story? Just like Luap Nor, he’s an OB/GYN.

I’m not surprised this douchecanoe is from Dick Armey’s district.

36 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:03:16pm

re: #32 Varek Raith

Would the congressman care to opine on female fetuses?

No, because he knows how his views of female sexuality would likely be received were he to openly air them.

37 jaunte  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:03:57pm
38 Kragar  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:04:55pm

re: #31 ProTARDISLiberal

I wouldn’t call it better….

Diverse?

39 jaunte  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:05:57pm
40 darthstar  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:06:23pm

re: #36 Dark_Falcon

No, because he knows how his views of female sexuality would likely be received were he to openly air them.

Do you know why male fetuses masturbate?

Because they can.

41 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:06:44pm

re: #35 Lidane

OW. My brain violently protested when I read that headline. The REALLY pathetic part of this whole story? Just like Luap Nor, he’s an OB/GYN.

I’m not surprised this douchecanoe is from Dick Armey’s district.

Yeah he’s from there.

He’s in the center in this next pic. Captions invited:

Image: Kerry_Burgess_McCain_Udall_Lieberman_2011_crop.jpg

42 Lidane  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:06:44pm

re: #22 austin_blue

Yeah, but the vast majority of Texas is Mars to us in Austin. We are a Little Blue Pimple.

A tiny island of blue sanity surrounded by an ocean of deep red fail.

I weep for this state.

43 Varek Raith  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:08:22pm

Seriously…
What.

44 jaunte  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:08:57pm

re: #41 Dark_Falcon

“But come to find out, it was my twin brother’s head!”

45 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:10:20pm

Related: Fox News reports something part of its viewer base won’t like:

NASA picks 8 new astronauts, 4 of them women

NASA has eight new astronauts — its first new batch in four years.

Among the lucky candidates: the first female fighter pilot to become an astronaut in nearly two decades. A female helicopter pilot also is in the group. In fact, four of the eight are women, the highest percentage of female astronaut candidates ever selected by NASA.

Monday’s announcement came on the eve of the 30th anniversary of the launch of the first American woman in space, Sally Ride. She died last summer.

The eight — all in their 30s — were chosen from more than 6,000 applications received early last year, the second largest number ever received. They will report for duty in August at Johnson Space Center in Houston and join 49 astronauts currently at NASA. The number has dwindled ever since the space shuttles stopped flying in 2011. Many astronauts quit rather than get in a lengthy line for relatively few slots for long-term missions aboard the International Space Station.

NASA Administrator Charles Bolden said these new candidates will help lead the first human mission to an asteroid in the 2020s, and then Mars, sometime in the following decade. They also may be among the first to fly to the space station aboard commercial spacecraft launched from the U.S., he noted. Russia ferries the astronauts now.

Bolding mine. Add to it my earnest hope that this views makes Bryan Fischer cry.

46 Gus  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:12:07pm
47 Lidane  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:13:03pm

re: #45 Dark_Falcon

Related: Fox News reports something part of its viewer base won’t like:

NASA picks 8 new astronauts, 4 of them women

Feminazi agenda! Everyone knows women should be at home breeding for the sake of White America!

48 ProTARDISLiberal  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:14:21pm

re: #38 Kragar

That’s about as “better” as we are going to get.

49 Charles Johnson  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:14:28pm
50 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:14:42pm

re: #46 Gus

This guy has the top tweet on #NameSomethingDemocratsAreGoodAt

That filth literally made me sick to my stomach.

51 darthstar  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:14:54pm
52 darthstar  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:15:27pm
53 darthstar  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:17:58pm
54 darthstar  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:18:43pm
55 austin_blue  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:19:52pm

re: #53 darthstar

Sweet!

56 darthstar  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:21:06pm

I assume congressional phone numbers are okay, Charles?

57 darthstar  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:24:41pm
58 Lidane  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:25:21pm

#MasturbatingFetuses is a thing now.

*sigh*

59 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:25:44pm

re: #57 darthstar

If the fetus is a person, then quite likely yes.

60 Lidane  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:26:08pm
61 ProTARDISLiberal  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:27:33pm

re: #59 Dark_Falcon

Humans:

We take laws where no one has gone before.

62 Joanne  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:32:21pm

re: #46 Gus

This guy has the top tweet on #NameSomethingDemocratsAreGoodAt

Is the GOP going to tap this guy for good abortion jokes?

63 Lidane  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:39:35pm
64 Political Atheist  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:40:45pm

Geez a kid reaches to scratch young balls and everybody jumps to conclusions. No wonder the young can be so cynical. ///

65 ProTARDISLiberal  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:45:59pm

uh oh.

Tonight’s WTFIWWY will end with a horrible, disgusting story.

66 austin_blue  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:46:20pm

According to Wiki, exactly two children have been documented who were born before 22 weeks and survived.

en.wikipedia.org

I have neighbors who had twins born at twenty four weeks. They are great kids, smart as whips, but the cerebral palsy in the girl and the CP/blindness in the boy make their lives challenging. Thank dog that the parents are capable of paying for the special physical education needs their kids require.

Anyone who thinks fetuses are viable at twenty weeks is just a nutcase. Twenty two weeks and five days is the bottom end in human history, and there is not much more that medical technology, short of an artificial womb, can do at this point.

67 ProTARDISLiberal  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:47:51pm

First story on WTFIWWY was a jerk at McDonalds

68 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:49:01pm

re: #66 austin_blue

According to Wiki, exactly two children have been documented who were born before 22 weeks and survived.

en.wikipedia.org

I have neighbors who had twins born at twenty four weeks. They are great kids, smart as whips, but the cerebral palsy in the girl and the CP/blindness in the boy make their lives challenging. Thank dog that the parents are capable of paying for the special physical education needs their kids require.

Anyone who thinks fetuses are viable at twenty weeks is just a nutcase. Twenty two weeks and five days is the bottom end in human history, and there is not much more that medical technology, short of an artificial womb, can do at this point.

That last technology, that’s something whose development should be pushed. It’d be a societal game-changer.

69 HoosierHoops  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:50:03pm

re: #64 Political Atheist

Geez a kid reaches to scratch young balls and everybody jumps to conclusions. No wonder the young can be so cynical. ///

Damn lucky they didn’t get pics of me…
uh uh mm I’m a nasty fetus..uh uh mmm..I’m a nasty fetus..uh uh..
who da nasty be’ach fetus? uh uh.. I’m a nasty fetus..Uh Uh

In other news..The US Woman’s amatuer golf tournament is going on here at OU..Great golf happening.. But there is a 10 year old playing this year..I don’t effen believe this.. A 10 yr. old!

70 ProTARDISLiberal  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:50:12pm

What I am referring to:

Radio Dead Air

71 simoom  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:50:14pm

Here’s the entire Charlie Rose interview those buzzfeed excerpts were from a couple threads ago:

charlierose.com

NSA/Snowden conversation starts ~24:19.

72 Lidane  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:52:08pm

re: #68 Dark_Falcon

That last technology, that’s something whose development should be pushed. It’d be a societal game-changer.

An artificial womb would be an ethical nightmare. I can already hear the objections to “designer babies” in my head. I mean, yeah — it would give infertile couples hope, but there would be significant issues and downsides involved too.

73 ProTARDISLiberal  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:52:34pm

And now we are on to a story about a woman in Riverton, calling 911 cause she thought that she was possessed and wrecking shit.

Spoiler:

She Wasn’t

74 calochortus  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:52:45pm

re: #66 austin_blue

According to Wiki, exactly two children have been documented who were born before 22 weeks and survived.

en.wikipedia.org

I have neighbors who had twins born at twenty four weeks. They are great kids, smart as whips, but the cerebral palsy in the girl and the CP/blindness in the boy make their lives challenging. Thank dog that the parents are capable of paying for the special physical education needs their kids require.

Anyone who thinks fetuses are viable at twenty weeks is just a nutcase. Twenty two weeks and five days is the bottom end in human history, and there is not much more that medical technology, short of an artificial womb, can do at this point.

QFT

Kids born that early usually have difficult, expensive lives. Only about 40% survive. 2 more weeks in utero and the survival rate just about doubles.

75 piratedan  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:53:44pm

re: #72 Lidane

well think of the manufacturing boom, because every Republican would buy one just so they could control it.

76 calochortus  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:54:23pm

re: #68 Dark_Falcon

That last technology, that’s something whose development should be pushed. It’d be a societal game-changer.

How much would you like to spend on the development of an extremely complex system which almost certainly involves conditions we don’t understand and can’t come close to replicating?

77 ProTARDISLiberal  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:56:02pm

Now we have a bozo who climbed a North Hollywood power transmission pole naked.

78 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:56:35pm

re: #76 calochortus

How much would you like to spend on the development of an extremely complex system which almost certainly involves conditions we don’t understand and can’t come close to replicating?

I dunno, how much did we spend developing nuclear power?

79 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:57:13pm

re: #77 ProTARDISLiberal

Now we have a bozo who climbed a North Hollywood power transmission pole naked.

If it killed or sterilized him, then he’s a Darwin Award candidate.

80 ProTARDISLiberal  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:57:58pm

re: #79 Dark_Falcon

No, police got him down safely and rescued his crazy ass. After about 5 hours.

81 calochortus  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 8:59:45pm

re: #78 Dark_Falcon

I dunno, how much did we spend developing nuclear power?

I don’t get the connection. I think basic research is great, but an artificial womb is a long way beyond our capabilities at the moment and I think the benefits are far from clear.

82 ProTARDISLiberal  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 9:02:07pm

And now, an NYC teacher being fired.

For having students writing a suicide note as an assignment. As related to a book for reading “Secret Life of Bees.”

83 socrets  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 9:02:56pm

All this batsh*t crazy nonsense would be pretty funny if these people weren’t actually in charge of anything and driving the country into the ground.

84 Political Atheist  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 9:02:57pm

re: #69 HoosierHoops

Damn lucky they didn’t get pics of me…
uh uh mm I’m a nasty fetus..uh uh mmm..I’m a nasty fetus..uh uh..
who da nasty be’ach fetus? uh uh.. I’m a nasty fetus..Uh Uh

In other news..The US Woman’s amatuer golf tournament is going on here at OU..Great golf happening.. But there is a 10 year old playing this year..I don’t effen believe this.. A 10 yr. old!

R O F L

Or…
Sonagram again!? Can’t a fetus get a little privacy and me time?!

85 Charles Johnson  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 9:05:03pm
86 ProTARDISLiberal  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 9:07:09pm

And somewhere in the US, a man pissed of about a call in a B-Ball game threatened other people with an AK-47. Georgia, to be specific.

87 calochortus  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 9:07:41pm

Good night all. Hasta mañana.

88 ProTARDISLiberal  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 9:09:21pm

re: #86 ProTARDISLiberal

Loaded with a 30 round magazine, and a rusted safety.

Ta-Da! Argument for gun laws.

89 Gus  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 9:11:24pm

Man brain.

90 erik_t  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 9:11:30pm

re: #81 calochortus

I don’t get the connection. I think basic research is great, but an artificial womb is a long way beyond our capabilities at the moment and I think the benefits are far from clear.

What, you mean you can’t stick a three-phase feed up a lady’s hoo-hah and get a few hundred relatively clean megawatts?

Seriously, that’s one of the dumber analogies I’ve seen recently.

91 ProTARDISLiberal  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 9:12:01pm

And now, the big kahuna….

92 Gus  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 9:12:08pm

A man’s got to know his limitations.

94 simoom  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 9:14:12pm

re: #71 simoom

charlierose.com just went down:

Proxy Error

The proxy server received an invalid response from an upstream server.
The proxy server could not handle the request GET /.

Reason: Error reading from remote server

Apache/2.0.52 (CentOS) Server at charlierose.com Port 80

95 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 9:18:39pm

re: #88 ProTARDISLiberal

Loaded with a 30 round clip, and a rusted safety.

Ta-Da! Argument for gun laws.

30 round clip, you say?

96 HoosierHoops  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 9:19:52pm

re: #84 Political Atheist

R O F L

Or…
Sonagram again!? Can’t a fetus get a little privacy and me time?!

Nothing worse as a fetus than getting sonogramed bombed by Alex Baldwin..Even back then he could grow a beard in a second flat and sell credit cards..creepy.

97 ProTARDISLiberal  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 9:24:29pm
98 socrets  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 9:25:27pm

re: #84 Political Atheist
Here’s one:

If your eyes aren’t yet developed, can you go blind?

99 BongCrodny  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 9:27:01pm

An expectant mom saying to a first-time dad “Come quick, honey — our baby just masturbated” just really doesn’t have the same emotional ring.

100 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 9:31:27pm

re: #97 ProTARDISLiberal

It was a 30 round clip.

I think you mean a magazine, not a clip.

101 ProTARDISLiberal  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 9:33:06pm

re: #100 Dark_Falcon

Fixed.

102 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 9:37:58pm

re: #101 ProTARDISLiberal

Fixed.

Thank you. Nothing against you, I’d had that ‘clip’ photo saved for a good while and planned to use it.

My target was the media’s erroneous use of the word ‘clip’ as a substitute for ‘magazine’. I don’t like linguistic sloppiness.

103 Political Atheist  Mon, Jun 17, 2013 9:58:56pm

Just about time to turn in. However, been a while since I had some new photos to Page so I thought a little macro and nature might be nice. Got this about a week ago up in our local mountains.

104 docproto48  Tue, Jun 18, 2013 12:22:03am

FACT: In 1986 I had a cerebral hemorrhage leaving my left arm paralyzed. Due to a combination of spasticity and lost range of motion whenever I sit my hand falls between my legs.
QUESTION: does that mean I cannot sit due to social inappropriateness? Obviously I am masturbating anytime I assume that position.


Is it just me or have we become the most ignorant (IGNERT) country on earth?

105 Romantic Heretic  Tue, Jun 18, 2013 12:39:44am

re: #68 Dark_Falcon

That last technology, that’s something whose development should be pushed. It’d be a societal game-changer.

In one gaming world, there’s a whole culture built around use of artificial wombs.

106 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Jun 18, 2013 4:10:14am

re: #105 Romantic Heretic

In one gaming world, there’s a whole culture built around use of artificial wombs.

But you already knew that I know this, seeing as how that’s the game I mostly play.

107 Joanne  Tue, Jun 18, 2013 4:20:54am

re: #81 calochortus

I don’t get the connection. I think basic research is great, but an artificial womb is a long way beyond our capabilities at the moment and I think the benefits are far from clear.

I see virtually no benefits. Once you can grow people, you’ll have some Monsanto-like company involved. Since God no longer matters, we’ll be growing Armies, for sale to the highest bidder.

The concept makes me shudder!

108 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Jun 18, 2013 4:23:05am

This is the most batshit insane thing I have read all week, surpassing all of Glenn Greenwald’s Tweets.

109 Decatur Deb  Tue, Jun 18, 2013 4:26:58am

re: #107 Joanne

I see virtually no benefits. Once you can grow people, you’ll have some Monsanto-like company involved. Since God no longer matters, we’ll be growing Armies, for sale to the highest bidder.

The concept makes me shudder!

No fear—we’ll only grow Alphas, and send them through MFA programs.

110 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Jun 18, 2013 4:27:37am

Sometimes I can actually agree with a wingnut. :)

111 Bulworth  Tue, Jun 18, 2013 6:06:17am
they’re a male baby, they may have their hand between their legs.

But the female babies don’t wank? /

112 Romantic Heretic  Tue, Jun 18, 2013 8:26:44am

re: #106 Dark_Falcon

But you already knew that I know this, seeing as how that’s the game I mostly play.

I didn’t know that. You learn something new every day.


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