One Woman Sarcastically Says “Hail Satan,” Entire Right Wing Goes Into Crazy Freak-Out Mode

There’s something seriously wrong with the right
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Thanks to Texas State Republican Rep. Scott Sanford’s moronic tweets claiming that pro-choice demonstrators were chanting “Hail Satan!” yesterday at the Texas legislature, conservatives all over the US are in a frenzy of religious fanaticism today.

Folks, this is the 21st century, but you sure wouldn’t know it from the way these people are reacting. The #HailSatan hashtag is now trending on Twitter, and here’s a small sample of the sheer insanity pouring out of the anti-choice religious right. Some of them actually believe the #HailSatan hashtag is going to summon the Dark Lord to bring about the End of Days.

These people are, not to put too fine a point on it, nuts.

(For the record, this whole thing apparently started when one demonstrator sarcastically said “Hail Satan” to an anti-choice kook, who filmed it and spread it to the usual sources, falsely claiming that the whole crowd was “chanting” the phrase. In other words, a perfectly typical right wing fake outrage, with extra Satanic seasoning.)

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