Texas Republicans Caught on Tape Mansplaining: Sex Ed Gets Kids “Hot and Bothered,” Causes Pregnancy

“He couldn’t even get the condom on”
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You probably already know these cavemen think like this, but it sure is revealing to hear them letting their guard down and admitting that their agenda is not just anti-abortion, it’s anti-contraception and anti-sex education, and well, just basically misogynistic to the max: Texas Lawmaker: Sex Ed Gets Teens ‘Hot and Bothered,’ Leads to Pregnancy.

Check out the audio clip of the conversation among state Rep. Steve Toth, R-The Woodlands, state Rep. Bill Zedler, R-Arlington, and state Rep. Donna Howard, D-Austin. The three were speaking just minutes after the House State Affairs Committee approved legislation with extreme abortion restrictions that could cause most of the state’s clinics to close. Rep. Howard was explaining to her colleagues that responsible sex education, including information on birth control, would lower the number of unplanned pregnancies and abortions. Rep. Toth didn’t agree:

“My wife worked at a home for unwed moms, and one of the little kids that was born, his name is David. David came about as a result of his mom and dad, who were just 16 at the time, going to a Planned Parenthood deal where they taught them how to use contraceptives. They were not sexually active at that point. They got into the car, and they were so hot and bothered from this deal, he couldn’t even get the condom on.

If you listen to the rest of the clip, you’ll hear an exasperated Rep. Howard asking her colleagues to move beyond absurd anecdotes and provide some real data to back up their arguments. Needless to say, they have no data to provide. Rep. Toth and Rep. Zedler, like so many of their colleagues at the Capitol, apparently prefer to legislate by anecdote. But we can point to some real facts on sex education:

  • A 2012 study found no evidence that formal sex education leads teens to initiate sexual activity earlier or to engage in greater risk taking.
  • A November 2007 report explained that “two-thirds of the 48 comprehensive programs that supported both abstinence and the use of condoms and contraceptives for sexually active teens had positive behavioral effects.” Many either delayed or reduced sexual activity, reduced the number of sexual partners, or increased condom or contraceptive use. None of the comprehensive programs hastened the initiation of sex or increased the frequency of sex.
  • Access to effective contraception dramatically reduces unplanned pregnancy and abortion.

Notice that state Rep. Steve Toth also openly admits in this audio clip that their goal is “setting up barriers” to stop women from choosing abortions.

(h/t: jaunte.)

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96 comments
1 Vicious Babushka  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 12:35:06pm

To quote Rachel Jeantel, that’s real retarded.

2 lawhawk  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 12:36:34pm

Wait, then wouldn’t teaching abstinence lead to more sex too? It’s the act of teaching about sex that leads to promiscuity, according to this nitwit, so teaching abstinence in lieu of birth control and understanding the processes involved would lead to more sex too.

And apparently this guy has no clue how a condom works either, considering that he thinks it more difficult for a guy to get a condom on when he’s all hot and bothered (in other words, excited).

3 jaunte  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 12:37:02pm

Very similar to the creationists trying to affect textbook publishers. Start with the desired outcome, and ignore anything you think won’t help you force others to go there.

4 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 12:44:06pm

To me the answer to the abstinence crowd is in the form of one question:

“How many times did you tell a teenager not to do something and they thought they knew better and did it anyway?”

5 brennant  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 12:44:23pm

I remember sex being awkward and funny.

6 brennant  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 12:45:00pm

re: #5 brennant

SEX ED! SEX ED!

7 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 12:45:19pm

re: #5 brennant

I remember sex being awkward and funny.

You want to put your WHAT, in my WHERE?

8 austin_blue  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 12:46:50pm

Yes, yes, sex ed causes sex just like umbrellas cause rain.

9 jaunte  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 12:47:29pm

Scott Walker Quietly Signs Bill Requiring Ultrasounds For Wisconsin Abortions

“…Walker did not sign the bill in public, instead issuing a press release early in the afternoon including the bill in a list of 17 other measures he signed earlier the day.

“This bill improves a woman’s ability to make an informed choice that will protect her physical and mental health now and in the future,” the blurb noting the signing said.”

Because these silly women just don’t know what they’re doing.

10 brennant  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 12:47:40pm

re: #7 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

You want to put your WHAT, in my WHERE?

Today class, we are going to have a long, hard talk about boners. I mean discuss erections… um.

11 A Mom Anon  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 12:47:54pm

I swear, if I had been the Democrat in that conversation, I would have said “look pal, I’m here to legislate, not listen to your creepy sex fantasies about underage kids”.

This is why I couldn’t get elected to any office, I lack decorum.

12 Charles Johnson  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 12:47:58pm

These Republicans are such weasels.

Notice that Toth enthusiastically agrees with Donna Howard that they’re trying to “set up barriers,” then starts slithering around and equivocating when it dawns on him what he just admitted.

Absolute fucking weasels.

13 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 12:49:39pm

re: #12 Charles Johnson

Stealth Shariah, basically.

14 piratedan  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 12:50:09pm

re: #10 brennant

Today class, we are going to have a long, hard talk about boners. I mean discuss erections… um.

and how erections have consequences……//

15 Vicious Babushka  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 12:51:20pm

STILL A SCAM, AND IT’S NOT “FREE” EITHER, HOW MUCH MONEY U MAKE BRYAN?

16 Belafon  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 12:52:11pm

I remember the sex ed class, in Texas, that I had to take back in 1987. One of the videos we watched showed different women giving birth naturally. The video showed each child coming through the vagina. For the third woman, it was her third child, she did not use an epidural; the child was over 13 lbs.

After that video, the girls in the class nearly pledged to not have any children at all.

17 RadicalModerate  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 12:55:23pm
18 Vicious Babushka  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 12:56:35pm

What is this… I can’t even…

19 Interesting Times  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 12:58:16pm

re: #18 Vicious Babushka

James Taranto = this epic douchenozzle.

20 StephenMeansMe  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 12:58:24pm

That “anecdote” is hilarious. Clearly there’s rock-solid causation between sex-ed classes and having more frequent, more frantic sex. Yeah, nothing to do with the lovebirds in question being sixteen. Nope, it’s all Planned Parenthood’s fault. Hail Satan.

21 brennant  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 12:58:27pm

re: #18 Vicious Babushka

Brian Fischer is a filled to the brim with dumbfuckery.

22 jaunte  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 12:58:35pm

Texas has the nation’s highest incidence of repeat teen pregnancies. Surprised?

“… according to a recent U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention study, is that of the 350,000-plus teen births the nation still sees annually, one out of five of them is a repeat pregnancy. In other words, babies are being born to teenage mothers who already have at least one baby, and sometimes more.
……….
The state with the highest incidence of repeat teen pregnancies? Texas - where 22 percent of teens under 20 who give birth have already had at least one child.

Is this the same Texas, you ask, that threw away millions in funding for women’s health services in order to wage jihad against Planned Parenthood, the largest provider of low-cost reproductive care in the state?

Why, yes. Yes, the very same.”

23 brennant  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 12:59:37pm

re: #22 jaunte

…but let’s not talk to the children about bumping uglies.

It will make them bump the uglies.

24 Vicious Babushka  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 1:01:26pm

re: #22 jaunte

Texas has the nation’s highest incidence of repeat teen pregnancies. Surprised?

Oh, so that is how babies are made? I just thought Jesus gave me a special, special gift!

25 jaunte  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 1:03:04pm

Thanks, Tea Party!

“When the Tea Party wave came through Texas in 2010, there was a big movement to oust Planned Parenthood from all of the state health programs,” says journalist Becca Aaronson.

Aaronson, who covers health care for the Texas Tribune, says state lawmakers took a three-pronged approach to cutting family-planning funds. They cut family-planning funding, then set up a tiered financing system prioritizing comprehensive health clinics. Third, they prohibited any group affiliated with a provider that performed abortions from participating in the Medicaid women’s health program.

More than 50 clinics throughout Texas closed their doors. As the dust settled, the consequences of this policy started to become apparent, Aaronson says.

“The state estimates that roughly 24,000 babies are going to be born as a result of these changes, and that’s because women don’t have as much access to birth control,” she says.
npr.org

26 erik_t  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 1:04:02pm

re: #24 Vicious Babushka

Oh, so that is how babies are made? I just thought Jesus gave me a special, special gift!

How is babby formed: not a rhetorical question in the Lone Star State.

27 engineer cat  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 1:04:16pm

re: #18 Vicious Babushka

What is this… I can’t even…

bwahahaha ur eebil plot to short circuit the minds of educated peoples is working, doctor!

28 RadicalModerate  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 1:04:17pm

re: #18 Vicious Babushka

What is this… I can’t even…

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So, not only is James Taranto a misogynistic rape apologist, he’s a racist to boot.

And of course, Fischer is a fan of this.
What next? Citing VDARE or AmRen?

29 Interesting Times  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 1:09:54pm

re: #25 jaunte

Thanks, Tea Party!

You know what’s even more hilarious? Guess what group makes up the largest percentage of those teen mothers:

But Texas still ranks fourth highest for teen birth rate — 52 per 1,000 girls ages 15-19 — as of 2010. In the central and southwest sections of Bexar County, the rate is 137 per 1,000, almost four times the national average that year. Latinas have the highest teen birth rate of any ethnic group in the state and Bexar County.

So much for the MOAR WHITE BABIES agenda 9_9

30 Kragar  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 1:12:43pm

You would think anyone who really wanted fewer abortions would support education and birth control?

These laws aren’t about abortion. They’re about control and forcing your religious beliefs on others, pure and simple.

31 Kragar  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 1:15:55pm

MOTHERFUCKING BASTARDS!

Scott Walker Quietly Signs Bill Requiring Ultrasounds For Wisconsin Abortions

Gov. Scott Walker quietly signed a contentious Republican bill Friday that would require women seeking abortions to undergo an ultrasound and ban doctors who lack admitting privileges at nearby hospitals from performing the procedures.

Opponents contend legislators shouldn’t force women to undergo any medical procedure and the bill will force at least two abortion clinics where providers lack admitting privileges to shut their doors.

The Republican-controlled Legislature passed the bill in mid-June. Walker, a Republican, could have chosen to sign it at any time since then but decided to do it on Friday in the middle of the long 4th of July holiday weekend. The measure’s opponents accused him of trying to bury news of the signing.

“That’s his prerogative. He’s the governor,” said Planned Parenthood of Wisconsin attorney Lester Pines. “But he’s not going to win a profile in courage award.”

Walker did not sign the bill in public, instead issuing a press release early in the afternoon including the bill in a list of 17 other measures he signed earlier the day.

“This bill improves a woman’s ability to make an informed choice that will protect her physical and mental health now and in the future,” the blurb noting the signing said.

Eat shit and die, you lying fucks.

32 Sol Berdinowitz  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 1:17:37pm

Teenagers would never think of sex at all, ever, unless we started teaching them about it in the schools.

Scienftific fact.

All they should learn about sex is that it is disgusting, filthy, animalistic and dangerous, and that is why you should save it for the person you marry…

33 Targetpractice  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 1:19:29pm

re: #31 Kragar

MOTHERFUCKING BASTARDS!

Scott Walker Quietly Signs Bill Requiring Ultrasounds For Wisconsin Abortions

Eat shit and die, you lying fucks.

Congrats, Wisconsin, on keeping this sack of shit in office because you thought the recall election was a waste of time and money.

34 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 1:20:33pm

Ok, hearing that the Ed Show is coming on at 5 on MSNBC (or after the zim trial coverage). Did they finally have enough of watching Chris Hayes fluff Glenn Greenwald and spread unverified crap every night?

35 Sol Berdinowitz  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 1:22:39pm

re: #33 Targetpractice

Congrats, Wisconsin, on keeping this sack of shit in office because you thought the recall election was a waste of time and money.

I have to begrudgingly agree with the people who pointed out that short of high crimes and misemeanors, there were no grounds for a recall election.

He has committed acts of cruelty, cynicism and brutal ignorance, but that does not qualify for a recall, just a rejection of his candidacy during the next election.

36 Vicious Babushka  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 1:25:11pm

re: #28 RadicalModerate

So, not only is James Taranto a misogynistic rape apologist, he’s a racist to boot.

And of course, Fischer is a fan of this.
What next? Citing VDARE or AmRen?

I’m pretty sure he has already done that, just maybe not linking directly.

37 EPR-radar  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 1:27:47pm

re: #35 Sol Berdinowitz

I have to begrudgingly agree with the people who pointed out that short of high crimes and misemeanors, there were no grounds for a recall election.

He has committed acts of cruelty, cynicism and brutal ignorance, but that does not qualify for a recall, just a rejection of his candidacy durint the next election.

I just don’t get this point of view. Once Walker is obliged to fight a recall election, the voters should have just done thumbs up or thumbs down on his performance to date.

Process angst about the recall is not relevant in view of the basic bait and switch Walker pulled to get elected in the first place —- he did not campaign as the kind of crap stain he governs as. That level of dishonesty is more than enough to justify a recall.

38 Kragar  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 1:28:23pm
39 jaunte  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 1:31:36pm

Good Conservative Colorado Republican Only Wrote Erotica To Help Support Her Family, Duh

“Ms. Daniels does a good job at building the sexual tension between the characters. When it comes to sex, Michael is no shy professor and has Maryann (and this reader) panting for more.”
home.centurytel.net

40 engineer cat  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 1:35:11pm

i guess the republican party wants to lose the next election by alienating the nation’s women and hispanics

they’re making a good start on that this year…

41 twisty  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 1:36:23pm

re: #39 jaunte

I couldn’t make it past the book cover. Is that cover using 3D models? Are those 3D models from Second Life? Is that a fire texture on the text? God help us.

42 engineer cat  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 1:36:37pm

re: #39 jaunte

Good Conservative Colorado Republican Only Wrote Erotica To Help Support Her Family, Duh

why do so many wingnuts write soft core pr0n?

o’reilly, gingrich, lynn cheney…

43 Kragar  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 1:38:13pm

Fox News host: Not using God to sell beer means ‘the terrorists have won’

On Friday, the three Fox & Friends guest hosts expressed outrage that the brewer had not included the phrase “endowed by their Creator” in the commercial.

“When political correctness takes over the beer advertising industry, the terrorists have won,” said Watters, who is better known for his job as a producer on Bill O’Reilly’s Fox News show. “I mean, this is absolutely outrageous!”

“You know, maybe it’s because Sam Adams was the tea party guy — he started the Boston Tea Party — maybe the tea party’s being targeted here,” he added.

44 jaunte  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 1:39:35pm

re: #42 engineer cat

“Under Pressure”

45 A Mom Anon  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 1:50:00pm

re: #43 Kragar

Note to self: Pick up some Sam Adams Summer Ale at the store over the weekend.

No wonder nothing gets accomplished anymore. I wish these fucking morons would use their energy for good instead of evil/stupid. Asshats. It really must be nice to have nothing else to fucking worry about.

46 ProTARDISLiberal  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 1:53:42pm

Here’s an off-topic question that I am quite sure has never been asked.

Is there some program out there you can use to simulate theoretical planet’s sky? With different atmospheric makeups and spectral classifications of stars?

47 freetoken  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 1:55:55pm

The future of Texas?

Turkish Scientists See New Evidence of Government’s Anti-Evolution Bias

Relations between Turkish scientists and their government just got even tenser. The Scientific and Technological Research Council of Turkey (TÜBİTAK)— the country’s main research-funding agency—has rejected a funding application for a summer workshop on quantitative evolutionary biology because “evolution is a controversial subject.” The organizers are calling this the first open admission of a bias against evolutionary biology by Turkey’s conservative government. But a TÜBİTAK official counters that the rejection was the result of objective peer review.

[…]

Recommend reading the whole article. It sounds like the Turkey government it speaking out of two sides of its mouth, with a growing internal conflict.

48 freetoken  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 2:02:36pm

“Hezbollah in America”, in action:

Sen. David Vitter, R-La., and Rep. John Fleming, R-Minden, are criticizing the Justice Department after it threatened to pull a $15,000 federal grant from a Bossier Parish youth program unless the sponsors agree to drop a voluntary prayer and a reference to God in the oath participants are required to declare.

The Bossier Parish Young Marines oath says participants agree “never to do anything that would bring disgrace or dishonor upon my God, my Country and its flag, my parents, myself or the Young Marines.”

The Justice Department acted because of the Constitution’s required separation between church and state, a spokesman told Bossier Parish reporters.

“It’s deplorable that the administration is discriminating against this laudable program to help Louisiana youth just because they mention God,” Vitter said. “The Department of Justice needs to take immediate action to fix this.”

49 Romantic Heretic  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 2:05:37pm

re: #42 engineer cat

why do so many wingnuts write soft core pr0n?

o’reilly, gingrich, lynn cheney…

I’m guessing that’s what makes me such a leftie. My stuff is rather hard core kink.

50 Mattand  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 2:06:07pm

re: #43 Kragar

Fox News host: Not using God to sell beer means ‘the terrorists have won’

One of the Fox & Friends weekend hosts, Clayton Morrison, is a semi-regular on Leo LaPorte’s TWiT network. Seems like a nice guy and is knows his stuff when it comes to tech.

I always wonder if the weekend edition of F&F has as much derp as the weekday one. I’d like to think not, as Morrison is personable enough.

51 Backwoods_Sleuth  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 2:10:02pm

re: #34 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

Ok, hearing that the Ed Show is coming on at 5 on MSNBC (or after the zim trial coverage). Did they finally have enough of watching Chris Hayes fluff Glenn Greenwald and spread unverified crap every night?

5 pm is Chris Matthews’ first time slot (second one is usually a repeat of 5 at 7).

ETA: Chris Hayes is at 8 pm

52 Romantic Heretic  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 2:11:01pm

re: #43 Kragar

Man, at this rate The Onion is going to be out of business soon. You cannot match this sort of comedy.

re: #45 A Mom Anon

Sam Adams is pretty good stuff. My preferred beer when in the States. Anchor Steam is pretty good too.

53 freetoken  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 2:16:46pm

WaPo publishes an editorial/article that hits the spot:

Was the American Revolution a holy war?

[…]

Even those colonists who normally had no use for the Bible found it helpful during the revolution. Thomas Paine would attack Christianity and call the Old Testament “a history of wickedness,” more appropriately judged “the word of a demon than the word of God.” But he did not publish these radical statements until after the revolution. In 1776, Paine quoted scripture like a revival preacher. His “Common Sense,” the most influential patriotic pamphlet of the revolution, had the feel of a sermon, deploying the King James Bible against King George’s tyranny. Scripture, Paine argued, clearly revealed God’s “protest against monarchial government.”

[…]


But references to religion can be subtler, or even obligatory, in political speeches. Consider President Obama’s July 4 speech from last year, in which he praised military sacrifices and ended with: “God bless you. God bless your families. And God bless these United States of America.”

We pass over such niceties as commonplace, almost dutiful, in political speech, but they are religious statements. Their roots go back to the revolution, when colonists — from evangelical preachers to founders such as Washington — asked for God’s blessing. Whatever century it is, our leaders often include some suggestion of the same biblical themes that filled revolutionary-era sermons, including sacrifice, courage for the fight and appeals for God’s providential blessings on America.

We are, it seems, one nation under God after all.

Even non-religious and the marginal religious political leaders find it necessary to bow before the “God” of the American people.

54 Sol Berdinowitz  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 2:18:18pm

re: #52 Romantic Heretic

Man, at this rate The Onion is going to be out of business soon. You cannot match this sort of comedy.

And the writers at the Daily Show, too. They just need to show original clips these guys speaking and then cut to John Stewart making an astounded/disgusted expression and saying “WTF”?

55 Sol Berdinowitz  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 2:20:40pm

re: #53 freetoken

Even non-religious and the marginal religious political leaders find it necessary to bow before the “God” of the American people.

I have no problem with them showing some respect for a religion that is still followed (in some form) by a majority of Americans. In doing so, he is not infringing on anybody’s rights to worship or not worhip at the church/synagogue/mosque/satanic temple/wiccan coven/spaghetti monster noodlarium of their choice

56 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 2:21:48pm

re: #53 freetoken

Saying ‘god bless you’ isn’t really different from ‘good luck’, though.

57 freetoken  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 2:24:26pm

re: #56 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut

It is to some people.

Maybe to many people.

re: #55 Sol Berdinowitz

You may have missed the point. The use of language to manipulate a crowd, and the reflection of that - how a crowd’s perceptions force a speaker/leader to craft the right wording - demonstrates the power of magic words.

Additionally, Americans on the whole came out of hyper-religious movements, such as the Great Awakening. It’s still with us, which is why we see what is happening in TX, WI, NC, etc.

58 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 2:26:12pm

re: #57 freetoken

It is to some people.

Maybe to many people.

Yeah, you’re missing my point. Unless you think Obama isn’t sincerely religious, then saying it isn’t different than ‘good luck’. It’s not ‘bowing’, it’s just something he’s saying that’s a genuine expression.

Is that what you’re saying?

59 Sol Berdinowitz  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 2:26:56pm

re: #57 freetoken

Additionally, Americans on the whole came out of hyper-religious movements, such as the Great Awakening. It’s still with us, which is why we see what is happening in TX, WI, NC, etc.

Those guys go beyond “God bless you”, they are moving into the realm of “God damn you if you don’t follow my system of beliefs”

60 lawhawk  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 2:27:01pm

Well, on a happier note. Fireworks from last night….

61 BongCrodny  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 2:28:33pm

re: #8 austin_blue

Yes, yes, sex ed causes sex just like umbrellas cause rain.

I logged in just so I could upding this.

62 engineer cat  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 2:31:33pm

Could you pass the US citizenship test?

pretty easy - i only missed one question - “how many amendments to the constitution?”

unfortunately we don’t have any sample wingnuts on hand for testing purposes…

63 BongCrodny  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 2:34:39pm

re: #38 Kragar

Everybody is born straight.

Everybody’s born atheist too, Bryan.

64 engineer cat  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 2:35:50pm

re: #41 twisty

I couldn’t make it past the book cover. Is that cover using 3D models? Are those 3D models from Second Life? Is that a fire texture on the text? God help us.

the models are plastic and came out of a 3D printer

65 engineer cat  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 2:37:58pm

re: #63 BongCrodny

Everybody’s born atheist too, Bryan.

“they have to be carefully taught”

66 Kragar  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 2:38:03pm

Organizer Of Armed March Loads Shotgun In Middle Of Washington DC While Warning Of ‘Revolution’

The libertarian activist Adam Kokesh who called for and then canceled an armed march on Washington uploaded a YouTube video on July 4 that shows him loading a shotgun in the center of Freedom Plaza, Washington, D.C, near the White House. In the video, Kokesh cryptically warns, “We will not allow our government to destroy our humanity. We are the final American revolution. See you next Independence Day.”

It is illegal to openly carry a firearm, much less a loaded one, in the District of Columbia.

67 Kragar  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 2:39:00pm

re: #65 engineer cat

“they have to be carefully taught”

The Christian lifestyle can only exist because of active recruitment and indoctrination.

68 Amory Blaine  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 2:39:46pm

Wingnuts cry Freedom!!!!!!

Scott Walker Signs Abortion Bill Requiring Ultrasounds

Gov. Scott Walker quietly signed a contentious Republican bill Friday that would require women seeking abortions to undergo an ultrasound and ban doctors who lack admitting privileges at nearby hospitals from performing the procedures.

Opponents contend legislators shouldn’t force women to undergo any medical procedure and the bill will force two abortion clinics where providers lack admitting privileges to shut their doors. The law takes effect Monday. Planned Parenthood of Wisconsin and the American Civil Liberties Union filed a federal lawsuit within hours of the signing alleging the bill is unconstitutional and asking for a temporary restraining order blocking the measure.

69 jaunte  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 2:48:14pm

Texas Lawmakers Too Busy Targeting Abortion Providers to Deal With Exploding Fertilizer Plants

Texas, whose lax regulatory climate has come in for scrutiny in the aftermath of the West explosion, went into a special session of its state legislature on Monday to push through an omnibus abortion bill designed to regulate 37 abortion clinics out of existence. But the 2013 session will come to a close without any significant action to impose safeguards on the 74 facilities in the state that contain at least 10,000 pounds of ammonium nitrate.

Lawmakers in Austin have a handy excuse for punting on new fertilizer regulations: That would be intrusive.

70 Kragar  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 2:53:34pm

Edward Snowden’s leaks cause editorial split at the Washington Post

In a surprising editorial, “Plugging the leaks in the Edward Snowden case”, the paper argued that the first priority should be to prevent Snowden “from leaking information that harms efforts to fight terrorism and conduct legitimate intelligence operations.”

It pointed out that Snowden “is reported to have stolen many more documents, encrypted copies of which may have been given to allies such as the WikiLeaks organisation.” And then it said:

“Stopping potentially damaging revelations or the dissemination of intelligence to adversaries should take precedence over US prosecution of Mr Snowden — which could enhance his status as a political martyr in the eyes of many both in and outside the United States.”

And all this in the paper responsible for publishing Snowden’s leaks. No wonder the facing-both-ways leading article moved syndicated newspaper columnist David Sirota to comment on Salon.com:

“What sets this Washington Post editorial apart — what vaults it into the annals of history — is how it is essentially railing on the Washington Post’s own source and own journalism.”

71 Jolo5309  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 2:55:53pm

re: #62 engineer cat

Could you pass the US citizenship test?

pretty easy - i only missed one question - “how many amendments to the constitution?”

unfortunately we don’t have any sample wingnuts on hand for testing purposes…

2 wrong, amendments & year constitution was written.

But then again, I am Canadian…

72 freetoken  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 2:56:35pm

Even more on Snowjob:

Snowden adds six countries to his search for asylum

NSA leaker Edward Snowden has sent out appeals for asylum to six more countries, WikiLeaks reported Friday, in a sign of the marooned fugitive’s mounting desperation in the face of international indifference to his plight.

[…]

“Marooned” ?

73 makeitstop  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 2:57:38pm

re: #72 freetoken

Even more on Snowjob:

Snowden adds six countries to his search for asylum

“Marooned” ?

More like Bug Bunny’s use of the word:

‘Wotta maroon.’

74 freetoken  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 2:59:17pm

re: #73 makeitstop

MP3 Audio

75 Targetpractice  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 2:59:43pm

re: #72 freetoken

Even more on Snowjob:

Snowden adds six countries to his search for asylum

“Marooned” ?

Of course the Wikileaks excuse for not naming the countries so entreated is the bog-standard “We’re afraid of outside interference,” which reads more like a hope that when these countries also deny asylum, it won’t further add to the reality that Snowden is politically toxic.

76 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 3:01:23pm

re: #72 freetoken

Even more on Snowjob:

Snowden adds six countries to his search for asylum

“Marooned” ?

Juuuust sit right back and you’ll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip….

77 Feline Fearless Leader  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 3:01:31pm

Hmm… Team America: World Police just came on. Never seen it.

78 freetoken  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 3:11:53pm

re: #76 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

GG promised it was only going to be a 3 hour tour.

79 engineer cat  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 3:12:25pm

Shocking Spanish Video

If you do not know Spanish, you’ll want to see this short video that reveals a sneaky linguistics trick!

click here

it seems to involve learning spanish using large breasts

80 austin_blue  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 3:12:44pm

re: #77 Feline Fearless Leader

Hmm… Team America: World Police just came on. Never seen it.

Just two words:

Puppet Sex

81 Amory Blaine  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 3:13:59pm

re: #80 austin_blue

I was out cutting the grass and that scene came on in the house with my mother in law there. Hilarity ensued.

82 engineer cat  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 3:17:53pm

Snowden adds six countries to his

holy roman empire
middle earth
grand duchy of warsaw
kingdom of aragon
wallachia
babia

83 freetoken  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 3:18:52pm

Joking in the face of death: A terror management approach to humor production

Terror management theory has spawned a body of experimental research documenting a multitude of defensive responses to mortality salience manipulations (e.g., rigid adherence to dominant cultural values, self-esteem bolstering). Another substantive body of work suggests that humor functions as a natural and often effective means of down-regulating stressful or traumatic experiences. Integrating a terror management paradigm with a cartoon captioning task, the present study finds that participants subliminally primed with death wrote funnier captions than those primed with pain, as judged by outside raters. Interestingly, a reverse pattern was obtained for participants’ own ratings of their captions; explicitly death-primed participants rated themselves more successful at generating humorous captions than their pain-primed counterparts, while no significant difference emerged between the two subliminal priming conditions. Findings contribute new insights to recent research suggesting that death reminders may sometimes facilitate creativity and open-mindedness.

Do “death reminders” facilitate creativity?

Anyway, I thought it interesting that the self-evaluation results were opposite to what the independent jury concluded about the humor.

See also the PR: Are thoughts of death conducive to humor?

84 Vicious Babushka  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 3:23:47pm

re: #82 engineer cat

Snowden adds six countries to his

holy roman empire
middle earth
grand duchy of warsaw
kingdom of aragon
wallachia
babia

Avalon
El Dorado

85 sattv4u2  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 3:23:59pm

re: #82 engineer cat

Snowden adds six countries to his

holy roman empire
middle earth
grand duchy of warsaw
kingdom of aragon
wallachia
babia

The Romulan Empire denied his request, huh?

Well, there’s always the BORG. I’m surprised Asaange hasn;t asked for asylum there. He has the personality for it

86 Vicious Babushka  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 3:24:58pm

re: #76 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

Juuuust sit right back and you’ll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip….

I’m still working on:

Did he ever return?
No, he never returned!
And his fate is still unlearned!
He may wait forever
In the Transit Gulag
He’s the man who never returned!

87 Kragar  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 3:25:20pm

re: #80 austin_blue

Just two words:

Puppet Sex

“I promise. I will never die.”

88 Vicious Babushka  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 3:30:56pm

re: #87 Kragar

“I promise. I will never die.”

You are worfress Arec Barwin!

89 urbanmeemaw  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 3:43:17pm

Re #70

What sets this Washington Post editorial apart — what vaults it into the annals of history — is how it is essentially railing on the Washington Post’s own source and own journalism.”

Um, gee, David. I recall the same phenomenon in 2003, when Walter Pincus reported on CIA analysts debunking the “WMD” assertions from Bush & Co while the editorial page writers demanded US invade Iraq. Your “Snow-Bro” did not set a precedent here.

Also, I am a first time poster who vows to “play nicely”. My grandmother would kick me in the shins from the grave if I did not (it’s the remnants of my Irish Catholic upbringing in the 50’s). And please tell me if a “hatchlilng” is a good or bad thing. I’ve not been able to figure that out. Thank you!

90 urbanmeemaw  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 3:45:44pm

re: 89

Also, too, apologies to Kragar for not including you in the “re 70”. I’m still learning!

91 BongCrodny  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 3:51:28pm

re: #82 engineer cat

Snowden adds six countries to his

holy roman empire
middle earth
grand duchy of warsaw
kingdom of aragon
wallachia
babia

Freedonia might take him in.

92 wrenchwench  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 3:53:24pm

re: #89 urbanmeemaw

Re #70

What sets this Washington Post editorial apart — what vaults it into the annals of history — is how it is essentially railing on the Washington Post’s own source and own journalism.”

Um, gee, David. I recall the same phenomenon in 2003, when Walter Pincus reported on CIA analysts debunking the “WMD” assertions from Bush & Co while the editorial page writers demanded US invade Iraq. Your “Snow-Bro” did not set a precedent here.

Also, I am a first time poster who vows to “play nicely”. My grandmother would kick me in the shins from the grave if I did not (it’s the remnants of my Irish Catholic upbringing in the 50’s). And please tell me if a “hatchlilng” is a good or bad thing. I’ve not been able to figure that out. Thank you!

Welcome, hatchling.

Being a hatching only means you recently made your first comment. It is usually a good thing, but if I have a hunch or an opinion that it is not a good thing, I use a word other than ‘welcome’.

Also, you can use the ‘reply’ or ‘quote’ button in the header of the comment you are replying to, and the commenting box will be preloaded with that name and comment number.

93 Backwoods_Sleuth  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 3:59:10pm

re: #82 engineer cat

Snowden adds six countries to his

holy roman empire
middle earth
grand duchy of warsaw
kingdom of aragon
wallachia
babia

Duchy of Grand Fenwick

94 sagehen  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 4:03:25pm

re: #72 freetoken

Even more on Snowjob:

Snowden adds six countries to his search for asylum

“Marooned” ?

I bet Pakistan would take him. Or Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, the libertarian paradise of Somalia…

Thank god he’s not Jewish, I’m happy Israel won’t have the hot potato landing in their lap. (I seem to remember some rapist or murderer or something who made it to Israel before the arrest warrants came out, he begged law of return… and ended up with some weird plea bargain that had him serving his time in an Israeli prison for crimes committed in America.)

95 urbanmeemaw  Fri, Jul 5, 2013 5:39:08pm

re: #92 wrenchwench

Thank you! I am old but eager to learn!

96 jaunte  Sat, Jul 6, 2013 11:32:53am

Belated thanks for the hat tip, Charles.


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