In tonight’s episode of LIFE WITH GOHMERT!, Louie’s dreams are realized when he makes the list of The Hottest Conservative Supermen in America.

Top 10 Hottest Conservative Supermen in the Political World (Active, Retired or Future/Upcoming Candidates)

1. Sen. Ted Cruz
2. Lt. Col. Allen West
3. Rep. Louis Gohmert
4. Rep. Trey Gowdy
5. Sen. Jim DeMint
6. Dan Bongino
7. Assemblyman Tim Donnelly
8. Gov. Rick Perry
9. Rep. Steve King
10. Sen. Rand Paul

The criteria for making this list:

#1. Intelligence. These guys are brilliant.

#2. Courage. They aren’t afraid to stand up to challenges, speak the truth and fight for our country.

#3: Passion (See above)

#4: Sense of humor. Self-deprecating gets you extra points.

#5: Looks. This can be either conventionally handsome or someone who simply exudes sexiness.

Robert Spencer made the list too! Rarely have I witnessed a human being who exudes as much raw sexiness.

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