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1 darthstar  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:17:09am

I think he meant to say “70 is the new 15”…wtf?

2 darthstar  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:17:37am

My contribution to conspiracy theorists for the day:

3 Randall Gross  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:18:15am

Charles, I saw tweets about this earlier and have been successfully avoiding seeing it … up until now… eeeeeayrraaarrrrgggggghg. Someone go find that guy a news story to wreck.

4 Gus  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:19:58am

Geraldo Rivera’s topless selfie Tweet is clearly the end result of Obama drones.
— Some Writer at @Salon

5 makeitstop  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:20:31am
but at my age…

…you should keep your damn shirt on, old man.

6 b_sharp  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:20:52am

Is this a case of early dementia?

7 b.d.  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:20:58am

Is Geraldo using his high school graduation picture as his avatar?

8 blueraven  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:21:45am

WTF? At least Anthony Weiner thought he was sending a private pic.

Geraldo really thinks all people want to see his nekkid self?

9 darthstar  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:22:31am

re: #7 b.d.

Is Geraldo using his high school graduation picture as his avatar?

He had that mustache when he left the womb.

10 Charles Johnson  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:22:45am
11 makeitstop  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:23:49am

re: #10 Charles Johnson

Wow! I’m straight, but even I have to admit this is sexy. Thanks for sharing!!

That guy’s probably 80.
/

12 Targetpractice  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:23:54am

THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!!!

13 Weet  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:24:56am

Words of wisdom for Geraldo — just no.

Tasteless joke of the day:
Due to all of the problems with the evidence, it looks like Oscar Pistorius will walk.

I hear he gets hopping mad.

That joke’s got legs.

It will be a standing joke from now on.

14 darthstar  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:25:42am

re: #10 Charles Johnson

Look at the backdrop on his twitter page: “Some men aren’t afraid to talk about hoo-has and lady bits.” What a sleeze.

15 b.d.  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:26:59am

re: #10 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

Learn something new everyday.

Who is ‘Rep. Jack Kimble’?

Correction: This post originally reported that TechPresident issued a correction regarding Rep. Jack Kimble. TechPresident reported about The Huffington Post’s correction.

Jack Kimble is not a member of Congress.

Washington Post columnist Jonathan Capehart learned this the hard way. Capehart made the mistake of referring to Kimble in a Monday night post as if he were an elected member of Congress.

Capehart’s post Monday night read:

Why have the wars cost so much under Obama?” tweeted @RepJackKimble (R-Calif.) at 7:40am on Sept. 2. “Check the budgets, Bush fought 2 wars w/o costing taxpayers a dime.” This stunning bit of fiscal ignorance earned him a tart barnyard expletive from @MWJ1231. But that exchange only highlighted the need to remind folks that the soaring deficits that have freaked them out — and rightly so — didn’t get started with the inauguration of President Obama.

But Kimble is not a member of Congress; he just plays one on a blog,

Washington Post

16 Backwoods_Sleuth  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:27:23am

Sooo…does this mean Geraldo is going to run for mayor of NYC?
//

17 Justanotherhuman  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:27:40am

WTF? Just WTF? Now I have to take a shower.

18 darthstar  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:28:02am

re: #14 darthstar

Look at the backdrop on his twitter page: “Some men aren’t afraid to talk about hoo-has and lady bits.” What a sleeze.

Got it:
Image: 5e68b4a4867334fb2718ce855b48618b.jpeg

19 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:28:57am

There are some things that you just can’t unsee.

Now I have to gouge out my eyes with a rusty screwdriver.

20 darthstar  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:28:59am

re: #18 darthstar

Got it:
Image: 5e68b4a4867334fb2718ce855b48618b.jpeg

I don’t know if having Louie Gohmert talking about lady bits is a good idea.

21 b.d.  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:30:09am

re: #16 Backwoods_Sleuth

Sooo…does this mean Geraldo is going to run for mayor of NYC?
//

I thought he was going to run against Booker?

New Jersey is more conservative than New York, hence the towel.

22 darthstar  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:33:48am
23 Gus  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:34:15am

OT


…In 1982, Indyk began working as a deputy research director for the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC), a pro-Israel lobbying group in Washington…

ZOMG! AIPAC!

24 Carlos Diggler  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:34:30am

How many Flounces will come of this?

25 Political Atheist  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:36:21am

Heh. Did he take that shot actually wearing rose colored glasses? Sure looks like it and judging by the results…

26 Decatur Deb  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:36:51am

re: #23 Gus

OT

[Embedded content]

ZOMG! AIPAC!

FFS, he was also US ambassador to Israel when I was stationed there. Think he might actually have some expertise?

27 Shiplord Kirel  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:37:34am
70 is the new 50

Wow, 50 must have really sucked in the old days.

28 Gus  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:38:22am

re: #26 Decatur Deb

FFS, he was also US ambassador to Israel when I was stationed there. Think he might actually have some expertise?

I’m sure there are thousands furiously typing their objections as we speak. MJ already haz a sad.

29 jaunte  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:38:24am

*searches for ‘Gahh’ button*

30 Decatur Deb  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:40:52am

re: #28 Gus

I’m sure there are thousands furiously typing their objections as we speak. MJ already haz a sad.

It’s hard enough dealing with some seriously dangerous RW bastards out there, without entertaining these irritating little anklebiters.

31 b.d.  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:41:00am

re: #28 Gus

I’m sure there are thousands furiously typing their objections as we speak. MJ already haz a sad.

I’ll withhold my judgment on the guy until I hear from Alex Jones, Greenwald or Beck.

32 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:42:15am

Oy vey my eyes. I will call my ophthalmologist in the morning.

33 Gus  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:43:08am

re: #30 Decatur Deb

It’s hard enough dealing with some seriously dangerous RW bastards out there, without entertaining these irritating little anklebiters.

No doubt Martin Indyk also belongs to “Friends of Hamas.” //

34 Shiplord Kirel  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:43:20am

Okay, have any other old-timers noticed a precipitous decline in, well, dignity, among our fellow seniors?
I’m 64 and in all modesty in much shape than Geraldo. I would still crawl away somewhere and die if I were to somehow expose myself in public like this.

35 Gindy51  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:43:37am

Just yuck.

36 Raw Satanic Sewage Recipes  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:43:45am

Geezus Geraldo, put a hoodie on or something!

37 Archangelus  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:44:36am

Gaaaahhhh! ‘My eyes!!!! Peg, I’ve gone blind!!!’ /AlBundy

* searches for industrial-grade brain bleach to try and burn that image out of his mind*

38 Gus  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:45:25am

re: #30 Decatur Deb

It’s hard enough dealing with some seriously dangerous RW bastards out there, without entertaining these irritating little anklebiters.

Also,

“Indyk was the first United States ambassador to be stripped of a security clearance. Indyk was under investigation for improperly handling sensitive material. Indyk’s clearance was restored a month later, in October 2000, by Secretary of State Madeleine Albright.”

There’s one for the wingnuts. I’m predicting a convergence on this.

39 Decatur Deb  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:45:47am

re: #34 Shiplord Kirel

Okay, have any other old-timers noticed a precipitous decline in, well, dignity, among our fellow seniors?
I’m 64 and in all modesty in much shape than Geraldo. I would still crawl away somewhere and die if I were to somehow expose myself in public like this.

He’s a celebrity/entertainer. Dignity=pie in face.

40 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:46:32am

Does anyone have one of those cute emergency kittens? I believe we could use one.

41 Gus  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:46:35am

re: #30 Decatur Deb

It’s hard enough dealing with some seriously dangerous RW bastards out there, without entertaining these irritating little anklebiters.

There’s more!

“While promoting his book, Innocent Abroad: An Intimate Account of American Peace Diplomacy, on 8 January 2009, Indyk engaged in a discussion of Israel-Palestine peace negotiations with Norman Finkelstein of Democracy Now!. Indyk indicated he felt “sandbagged” by not being informed of Mr. Finkelstein’s presence.”

42 darthstar  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:46:47am

What I don’t get is how Geraldo is pretending his kids are going to be embarrassed. They’re adults now. They stopped being embarrassed by him decades ago.

43 JeffFX  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:47:20am

I had blamed Gus for causing me to be exposed to this photo. Now that Charles and Wonkette have inflicted it on me as well, I blame all three of them, but mostly I blame Geraldo. **shakes fist at a godless, uncaring universe that allows horrors like this to happen**

44 darthstar  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:47:34am

re: #40 PhillyPretzel

Does anyone have one of those cute emergency kittens? I believe we could use one.

You rang?

45 darthstar  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:47:58am
46 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:48:34am

re: #44 darthstar

That is very nice. My eyes feel a little better.

47 ObserverArt  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:48:55am

I don’t know. I look at the image of Geraldo and I still see a lot of fat.

Especially in the area of the head.

48 ProTARDISLiberal  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:49:14am

Apparently, Matt Smith said that Richard Madden would be a great Doctor when he and Jenna crashed the panel yesterday.

That would make for interesting television, because Jenna and Madden are in a romantic relationship.

Also, Jenna is the definition of cute. I figure it is okay to have a celebrity crush, as a female Muslim acquaintance is a fanatic fan of Justin Timberlake.

49 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:50:16am
50 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:51:16am

re: #49 Vicious Babushka

That is sweet.

51 SidewaysQuark  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:51:58am

Geraldo needs to hit the weight room a bit.

52 Mateo Scrounge  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:51:58am

If 40 is the new 30, and 50 is the new 40, and 70 is the new 50, is dead the new 70?

53 Mateo Scrounge  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:52:53am

re: #51 SidewaysQuark

Geraldo needs to hit the weight room a bit.

Geraldo needs to hit the buffet a bit. He’s got that ‘dried up skinny old man’ look.

54 Gus  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:53:28am

re: #49 Vicious Babushka

[Embedded content]

Siamese twins! //

55 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:54:34am

re: #51 SidewaysQuark

re: #53 GeneJockey

He needs to hit something else. Hmm maybe he should get a copy of Miss Manners and read it very carefully.

56 JeffFX  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:55:26am

re: #53 GeneJockey

Geraldo needs to hit the buffet a bit. He’s got that ‘dried up skinny old man’ look.

Anyone that age is going to look icky because people’s skin changes as they age. Putting on weight wouldn’t help, but could cause a decline in his health.

The pic is gross and weird to tweet, but I hope I look that good when that old.

57 ProTARDISLiberal  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:55:38am

re: #38 Gus

See, with this, I disagree.

We need someone who will appear neutral. If we seem to be in Israel’s corner, the Palestinians will be hesitant to compromise, and Israel will attempt to use this to splinter what is already a non-viable Palestinian state, with Checkpoints blocking town from town, city from city, and town from farmland. And to force more concessions on Water Rights.

In fact, let’s take a backseat and let Norway, Sweden, and Finland negotiate a solution. They are in a much more neutral zone than we are. Have them be led by Martti Ahtisaari.

58 SidewaysQuark  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:58:07am

re: #56 JeffFX

Anyone that age is going to look icky because people’s skin changes as they age. Putting on weight wouldn’t help, but could cause a decline in his health.

The pic is gross and weird to tweet, but I hope I look that good when that old.

I was being serious when I said lifting weights would help. You lose muscle as you age; that’s obvious in this pic. Moderate lifting can reverse that and becomes more important to fitness as you get older.

59 Carlos Danger  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:58:57am

In Japan- the Liberal Democrats totally piledrived the opposition in the upper house election, they’re probably seeing big benefits because they decided to say “fuck it” to 20 years of austerity and went whole hog government stimulus:

Japan’s first-quarter growth spurt shows early benefits of Abe’s policy gamble

What this means is we’re probably going to see some antagonism between Japan and her neighbors since the LDJ is considerably more nationalist than the previous psedo-socialist DPJ government.

60 Gus  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 11:59:47am

re: #57 ProTARDISLiberal

See, with this, I disagree.

We need someone who will appear neutral. If we seem to be in Israel’s corner, the Palestinians will be hesitant to compromise, and Israel will attempt to use this to splinter what is already a non-viable Palestinian state, with Checkpoints blocking town from town, city from city, and town from farmland. And to force more concessions on Water Rights.

In fact, let’s take a backseat and let Norway, Sweden, and Finland negotiate a solution. They are in a much more neutral zone than we are. Have them be led by Martti Ahtisaari.

Somehow I don’t think Israel would have any interest in Norway being involved. Not familiar with Sweden and Finland WRT to Israel.

61 Balfour Rage  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 12:01:16pm

Okay, I propose a death sentence to all selfies from now until the end of time. Objections?

62 Gus  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 12:01:30pm
63 Decatur Deb  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 12:01:56pm

re: #60 Gus

Somehow I don’t think Israel would have any interest in Norway being involved. Not familiar with Sweden and Finland WRT to Israel.

Let the French host it—they despise everyone equally.

64 HappyWarrior  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 12:02:08pm

What have I done on this earth to deserve a topless Geraldo selfie. Why lord, why!

65 b.d.  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 12:02:49pm

Rather than have to look any more pictures of anyone else or anything can we just unanimously declare Geraldo the world’s sexy old man evah and move on?

66 Decatur Deb  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 12:03:07pm

re: #64 HappyWarrior

What have I done on this earth to deserve a topless Geraldo selfie. Why lord, why!

You’ve been good, else you get the Full Monty.

67 HappyWarrior  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 12:03:30pm

re: #66 Decatur Deb

You’ve been good, else you get the Full Monty.

This is true, it could be much worse.

68 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 12:04:09pm

re: #65 b.d.

Although I am not a fan of Sean Connery he looks much better.

69 Backwoods_Sleuth  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 12:05:11pm

re: #68 PhillyPretzel

Although I am not a fan of Sean Connery he looks much better.

And Patrick Stewart.
Geraldo will forever be that icky nekkid old man…

70 b.d.  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 12:06:29pm

re: #68 PhillyPretzel

Although I am not a fan of Sean Connery he looks much better.

And a 73 year old Jack Palance could have kicked Geraldo’s ass too.

71 Decatur Deb  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 12:06:35pm

Probably hasn’t been a day in 50 years that I wanted to see Rivera nude.

72 JeffFX  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 12:06:46pm

re: #58 SidewaysQuark

I was being serious when I said lifting weights would help. You lose muscle as you age; that’s obvious in this pic. Moderate lifting can reverse that and becomes more important to fitness as you get older.

From the pic, it’s obvious that he does lift weights.

73 b.d.  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 12:09:36pm

re: #72 JeffFX

From the pic, it’s obvious that he does lift weights.

He needs to start lifting weights with his face or get some Harry Caray sunglasses.

74 ProTARDISLiberal  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 12:10:17pm

re: #60 Gus

Perhaps Israel shouldn’t have gone off half-cocked and caused the Lillehammer Affair then.

Also, a testament to the competence of the Norwegian Government.

75 Political Atheist  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 12:11:43pm

re: #32 PhillyPretzel

Oy vey my eyes. I will call my ophthalmologist in the morning.

Maybe a little light therapy…
Image: Daniel_3913LGF.jpg

76 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 12:13:07pm

re: #75 Political Atheist

Thanks. That is beautiful.

77 HappyWarrior  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 12:15:38pm

re: #75 Political Atheist

Maybe a little light therapy…
Image: Daniel_3913LGF.jpg

Beautiful shot. Love the way the sunlight paints the middle of the water.

78 Weet  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 12:29:28pm

Report a rape? Go to jail for 16 months. In Dubai.

79 Justanotherhuman  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 12:32:07pm

Oh shit, I just thought of something: What if Playgirl wants Whoreraldo?

Or are they already out of business?

80 JeffFX  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 2:37:10pm

re: #79 Justanotherhuman

Oh shit, I just thought of something: What if Playgirl wants Whoreraldo?

Or are they already out of business?

Not quite. You made me curious, and I found that it’s now a quarterly.
en.wikipedia.org

81 danhenry1  Sun, Jul 21, 2013 10:02:51pm

re: #78 Weet

I tried tweeting Paris last night about trying to do some good for the world, like ‘get your Hilton hotels out of Dubai’. Haven’t heard back.


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