Bryan Fischer: Mighty Demon Slayer

Weirder than you know
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Oh sure, you already know Bryan Fischer is one of the premier religious right bigots, but you probably didn’t realize how downright weird he is.

In this clip from his American Family Association webcast he explains how a demon was tormenting “some children” by threatening to kill their parents, until Fischer came to the rescue and saved the day with the sheer power of his godliness. (Midway through the story, it changes from “some children” to “the girl.”)

And Fischer himself is not immune to attacks from disembodied malignant presences. He says witches once sent demons on a midnight mission to grab his ankle and pull him out of bed. (He doesn’t say what the demons planned to do after this ankle-yanking maneuver, and I think it’s really better not to speculate.)

As part of their diabolical plot they also gave Fischer a monumental case of cotton mouth (demons think of everything), but he was finally able to fend off the ghastly creatures by croaking out the name of … you guessed it … Jeebus.

The sad thing: there are actually more than a few people who will watch this and believe every word.

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