Jeff Bezos Buys Washington Post, Breitbart’s Ben Shapiro Sees the Hidden Hand of Obama

All that hate is pickling their brains
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Breitbart propagandist Ben Shapiro has uncovered another BOMBSHELL BREAKING STORY today — the conspiracy between President Obama and Amazon founder Jeff Bezos to oppress him: OBAMA VISITED AMAZON 6 DAYS BEFORE FOUNDER BOUGHT WAPO!

While conservatives and liberals consider the political leanings of Washington Post buyer and Amazon founder Jeff Bezos in an attempt to divine how his politics will affect those of the historic institution, the truth appears to be far simpler: the Post is now Bezos’ latest political tool in a crony capitalist effort to work with the Obama administration. How else to explain President Obama puzzling decision last week to roll out his corporate tax plan at an amazon.com fulfillment center?

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The sale of the Post was supposed to be top-secret, with staffers asked not to tweet about it for ten minutes. But it’s more than possible that the Obama administration had some advance notice about the sale, and that Obama appeared at the Amazon warehouse as a sign of good faith to Bezos prior to the move.

MORE THAN POSSIBLE! That sounds dire. Thank Jeebus we have true patriots like Ben Shapiro to keep us abreast of these diabolical plots.

Meanwhile, here’s something that makes a lot more sense than Shapiro’s hate-addled ramblings: the Taiwanese Animators version of the Bezos-Washington Post story.

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