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1 Backwoods_Sleuth  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 3:31:41pm

Stayed up late to watch that last night…it was great!

2 Balfour Rage  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 3:36:35pm
3 freetoken  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 3:39:24pm

Bringing up a topic from downstairs…

Also in the PPP poll of Georgia:

Gay Marriage/Civ. Unions/No Recognition question:


.... Democrat ... Republican ... Independent/Other

Gay couples should be allowed to legally marry
....... 46% ............ 8% ............ 28%

Gay couples should be allowed to form civil unions but not marry
........ 21% ........... 31% .......... 43%

There should be no legal recognition of a gay couple's relationship
......... 29% .......... 59% .......... 28%

Not sure
......... 5% ............. 2% ........... 2%

Don’t expect the Georgia GOP to champion any gay rights.

4 elizajane  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 3:39:25pm

re: #2 Balfour Rage

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That’s not an “unpopular” opinion, just a stupid one.

Like “Ben Schapiro is somebody whose opinion matters” would also be a stupid, not an unpopular, opinion.

5 Dr Lizardo  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 3:39:27pm

re: #2 Balfour Rage

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I don’t know if I’d say “wildly overrated”, however, in my humble opinion, the greatest anti-war protest song of the late 60s/early 70s era wasn’t “Revolution”

It was “Fortunate Son” by CCR.

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6 Carlos Danger  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 3:41:23pm

Sgt bArry Sandler kicks Beatle ass!

7 Charles Johnson  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 3:42:17pm

Youtube Video

8 Gus  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 3:42:45pm
9 Decatur Deb  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 3:42:48pm

re: #5 Dr Lizardo

I don’t know if I’d say “wildly overrated”, however, in my humble opinion, the greatest anti-war protest song of the late 60s/early 70s era wasn’t “Revolution”

It was “Fortunate Son” by CCR.

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Phil Ochs - I Ain’t Marchin’ Anymore

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10 GeneJockey  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 3:43:42pm

re: #3 freetoken

Bringing up a topic from downstairs…

Also in the PPP poll of Georgia:

Don’t expect the Georgia GOP to champion any gay rights.

I think that the rank and vile file members of the Georgia GOP, not to mention the entire national Tea Party, have internalized an understanding of ‘rights’ as a zero-sum game, such that if others gain rights, they must lose some. However, they are not self-aware enough to understand that this is why they are so upset.

11 Backwoods_Sleuth  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 3:44:33pm

re: #8 Gus

Her role as Amelia with the fetish doll in “Trilogy of Terror” scared the crap out me.

12 GeneJockey  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 3:45:23pm

re: #11 Backwoods_Sleuth

Her role as Amelia with the fetish doll in “Trilogy of Terror” scared the crap out me.

Oh, thank you so bloody much!!! I was trying desperately NOT to think of that!

13 Backwoods_Sleuth  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 3:46:15pm

re: #12 GeneJockey

Oh, thank you so bloody much!!! I was trying desperately NOT to think of that!

I’m here to please…

14 Dr Lizardo  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 3:46:59pm

re: #9 Decatur Deb

Phil Ochs - I Ain’t Marchin’ Anymore

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I’d forgotten about that one; a true classic.

15 Decatur Deb  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 3:47:42pm

re: #5 Dr Lizardo

I don’t know if I’d say “wildly overrated”, however, in my humble opinion, the greatest anti-war protest song of the late 60s/early 70s era wasn’t “Revolution”

It was “Fortunate Son” by CCR.

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Heard that on the ‘oldies’ muzak in a flea market in Birmingham AL last week. How it do change..

16 BongCrodny  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 3:47:57pm

re: #2 Balfour Rage

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Ben would have liked The Beatles more if they had done “I Want To Hold Your Social Security Funds” and “Magical Mystery War.”

17 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 3:50:15pm
18 Backwoods_Sleuth  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 3:50:48pm

re: #2 Balfour Rage

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19 GeneJockey  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 3:52:39pm

re: #18 Backwoods_Sleuth

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But that’s a POPULAR opinion.

20 freetoken  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 3:53:26pm

And the kicker from that PPP poll of Georgians:

Georgians are still evidently mad at […] Sherman […] He has only a 16% favorability rating […]

Sometimes it takes more than 150 years to recover a reputation.

21 GeneJockey  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 3:54:40pm

re: #9 Decatur Deb

Phil Ochs - I Ain’t Marchin’ Anymore

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I vaguely remember that one, but with two brothers who were draft-age in the late 1960s, I surely knew the Draft Dodger Rag.

22 darthstar  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 3:57:57pm

One of my favorite tweeters, who is ruthlessly dedicated to the subjunctive case

23 Decatur Deb  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 3:58:10pm

re: #20 freetoken

And the kicker from that PPP poll of Georgians:

Sometimes it takes more than 150 years to recover a reputation.

Faster if they name a bad-assed flamethrowing tank after you.

google.com

24 GeneJockey  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 3:58:34pm

re: #20 freetoken

And the kicker from that PPP poll of Georgians:

Sometimes it takes more than 150 years to recover a reputation.

“Oh, it’s so SAVAGE and UNCIVILIZED to visit the horrors of war on the civilian population that instigated and supports it!” say the folks who started a war to defend the practice of owning, buying, and selling their fellow human beings and stealing their labor.

25 GeneJockey  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 3:59:33pm

re: #22 darthstar

One of my favorite tweeters, who is ruthlessly dedicated to the subjunctive case

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If my wife were on Twitter, that’s what she’d be doing.

26 wrenchwench  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 3:59:56pm

Wow, he got Henry fucking Kissinger in there.

27 ProTARDISLiberal  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:01:08pm

re: #21 GeneJockey

The fact they got burned was their own damn fault. We did the exact same thing to Atlanta and Columbia that the Ottoman Empire and Khediviate of Egypt did to Diriyah. Difference is, we gave more mercy.

Diriyah is still a ruin today.

28 Feline Fearless Leader  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:01:43pm

re: #26 wrenchwench

Wow, he got Henry fucking Kissinger in there.

And Colbert came out of Kissinger’s closet as well.

29 GeneJockey  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:02:36pm

re: #28 Feline Fearless Leader

And Colbert came out of Kissinger’s closet as well.

“Hello, Security?”

30 Feline Fearless Leader  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:07:37pm

I do wonder if Colbert had some bucket list for doing that video, and also why “punch Hugh Laurie” was on it.
:)

31 Gus  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:08:20pm
32 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:09:27pm
33 wrenchwench  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:10:28pm

Looks just like one of mine!

34 GeneJockey  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:12:08pm

re: #33 wrenchwench

Looks just like one of mine!

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Can you disable it with a Bic pen?

35 Gus  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:12:58pm
36 wrenchwench  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:14:25pm

re: #34 GeneJockey

Can you disable it with a Bic pen?

I can disable it with a skritch to the chin.

37 Gus  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:15:04pm

Mia Farrow was in The Great Gatsby also with Karen Black.

38 Charles Johnson  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:16:38pm
39 wrenchwench  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:17:39pm

re: #37 Gus

Mia Farrow was in The Great Gatsby also with Karen Black.

I watched the first minute and a half and thought, ‘just think if there were really good roles for women in films!’

There have been, but not a lot.

40 darthstar  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:19:13pm
41 GeneJockey  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:19:30pm

re: #36 wrenchwench

I can disable it with a skritch to the chin.

Ah, so about as effective as my Greyhound Security System

42 freetoken  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:19:38pm

And here, boys and girls, is why religion has proved so important to governments and leaders throughout time:


Faith-based re-entry program for prisoners saves money, reduces recidivism, Baylor study finds

A faith-based prisoner re-entry program in Minnesota has saved an estimated $3 million by reducing recidivism, according to a Baylor University study published in the International Journal of Criminology and Sociology.

[…]

“The InnerChange program is a boon to taxpayers. It doesn’t rely on public funding. Yet, at the same time, it provides a benefit by reducing recidivism, which results in fewer costs associated with crime,” said lead author Grant Duwe, Ph.D., research director for the Minnesota Department of Corrections and a non-resident scholar of Baylor’s ISR.

In the debate over whether and how faith-based groups can be effective in working with government and secular entities to confront social ills, “this kind of research will be called for by policymakers,” Johnson said. “It just makes sense. Taxpayers want to know whether programs work – especially when religion is involved.”

The cost-benefit analysis followed up on a 2012 study that compared recidivism outcomes among 732 offenders released from Minnesota prisons between August 2003 and December 2009. In that study, a comparison group of 366 prisoners — who did not take part in the program — were carefully matched with 366 InnerChange participants on factors associated with recidivism and program participation. The results showed that InnerChange reduced re-arrest by 26 percent, re-conviction by 35 percent and re-imprisonment for a new felony offense by 40 percent.

Duwe and Johnson studied post-release employment and recidivism outcomes to estimate InnerChange’s financial impact on state income tax contributions, victimization costs, criminal justice system costs and lost productivity of prisoners. They found that the program produced a benefit of nearly $8,300 per participant.

InnerChange includes Christian religious services, Bible study and prayer, substance abuse education, cognitive skill development, mentoring and seminars, as well as aftercare involving support groups, peer mentoring, interaction with volunteers and individual counseling. Those in the program need not be Christians, and volunteers, who are screened, represent a variety of denominations but need not be theologically trained.

[…]

InnerChange is part of Chuck Colson’s organization.

One of the functions of religion in a society is behavior modification. Leaders of society know this, and thus they exploit or accommodate this function.

This is one reason why religion is so sticky in a society. Religion and Law are bound at the hip, in the big picture of human culture.

43 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:20:48pm

re: #40 darthstar

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The family that kills elephants together…………

44 wrenchwench  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:21:33pm

re: #41 GeneJockey

Ah, so about as effective as my Greyhound Security System

Plus my cats aren’t allowed outside and my bikes aren’t allowed inside….

45 Dr Lizardo  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:21:48pm

re: #40 darthstar

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From what I’ve been reading, playing ‘Great White Hunter’ has become all the rage lately.

46 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:22:05pm

re: #18 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I’d like to know who Ben thinks was better and more influential. I don’t trust right wing nutjobs who look like Eddie Munster for their musical options.

47 darthstar  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:24:47pm

How to piss off two sets of fans simultaneously:

48 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:25:01pm
49 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:25:13pm

re: #16 BongCrodny

Ben would have liked The Beatles more if they had done “I Want To Hold Your Social Security Funds” and “Magical Mystery War.”

I actually thought they liked the Beatles for “Taxman.” Story I heard was Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs Cuccinneli wanted to make it the state song here in Virginia when he was in the state legislature. Of course, 1960’s Britain’s taxes actually were something legitimate to gripe about especially compared with early 2000’s era Virginia but that hasn’t stopped idiots like him before……

50 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:25:36pm

re: #47 darthstar

How to piss off two sets of fans simultaneously:

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Ha- I know, I can’t stand either fanbase.

51 darthstar  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:25:50pm
52 Dr Lizardo  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:26:36pm

re: #48 NJDhockeyfan

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I’ll see your happy frog and raise you a squeaky frog.

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53 Mike Lamb  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:28:22pm

re: #40 darthstar

I’ll never get sport hunting like that. I could probably go elk or deer hunting, because I’d eat it. This? It will never make sense to me.

54 Gus  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:28:34pm

re: #40 darthstar

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Would probably be more effective to support an NGO or lobbying group to have South Africa repeal the currently legal sport hunting of elephants in South Africa.

55 GeneJockey  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:30:07pm

re: #44 wrenchwench

Plus my cats aren’t allowed outside and my bikes aren’t allowed inside….

My bikes are allowed inside, and my Greyhounds are allowed outside, but neither is allowed to have cats.

56 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:30:40pm

re: #52 Dr Lizardo

I’ll see your happy frog and raise you a squeaky frog.

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Back atcha with a hungry frog.

57 freetoken  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:31:05pm

re: #54 Gus

That’s sort of like asking governments to take more seriously the population growth (and also climate change) which is on path to radically change what little is left of the unbounded wild.

58 Gus  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:31:49pm

re: #57 freetoken

That’s sort of like asking governments to take more seriously the population growth (and also climate change) which is on path to radically change what little is left of the unbounded wild.

Right. I’m sure RT’d pics on Twitter is more effective.

59 Gus  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:31:58pm

bbl

60 GeneJockey  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:34:56pm

I surely can’t see doing it these days with the knowledge of their limited numbers.

However, elephants are no respecters of property lines, and fences don’t stop them, and if I were a subsistence farmer whose crops were being eaten, I’d probably be willing to let a rich white guy pay me for the privilege of shooting the offending elephants.

61 Balfour Rage  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:40:52pm
62 wrenchwench  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:40:58pm

re: #56 NJDhockeyfan

Back atcha with a hungry frog.

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I went looking for some of my brother’s frog photos, but got distracted by one with his daughter.

This one.

63 wrenchwench  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:42:52pm

re: #62 wrenchwench

I went looking for some of my brother’s frog photos, but got distracted by one with his daughter.

This one.

One of the comments on it at Facebook is ‘cachetitos hermanos’, and neither Bing nor Google Translate knows ‘cachetitos’. Anyone?

64 GeneJockey  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:43:35pm

re: #38 Charles Johnson

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1988?

I was visiting a friend in Bozeman MT, who drove me out to Buffalo Jump, where the Indians used to drive bison over the cliff. WAY easier than shooting them with bow’n’arras.

65 Decatur Deb  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:43:39pm

re: #62 wrenchwench

I went looking for some of my brother’s frog photos, but got distracted by one with his daughter.

This one.

This is Daughter One going infrognito, just after she got fired from her volunteer Sunday school job.

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66 Balfour Rage  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:45:07pm

Cool song that I can’t get out of my head right now:

Youtube Video

67 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:45:24pm

re: #40 darthstar

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More than a few places, especially in South Africa, where there are actually too many elephants. How would you rather have them culled?

Then, remember all the money that rich family’s safari vacation pumped into the local economy from the Professional Hunter that guided them to the people running the camp site to the people who will eat better than they might have on the meat from the animal.

But the stupid mask in the OP’s avatar tells everything needed to be known here about how facts and reality are unimportant to the little Emo-Prog writer.

68 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:47:22pm

re: #64 GeneJockey

1988?

I was visiting a friend in Bozeman MT, who drove me out to Buffalo Jump, where the Indians used to drive bison over the cliff. WAY easier than shooting them with bow’n’arras.

It’s a photo of part of a diorama taken as a protest about the decline of America under Ronald “roasting in hell” Reagan. IIRC the photographer was dying of AIDS at the time.

69 engineer cat  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:48:47pm

Beyonce’s haircut another trag

it’ll grow out

(sob!)

70 Kragar  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:49:11pm

This was all kinds of awesome.

71 GeneJockey  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:50:03pm

re: #68 William Barnett-Lewis

It’s a photo of part of a diorama taken as a protest about the decline of America under Ronald “roasting in hell” Reagan. IIRC the photographer was dying of AIDS at the time.

Ah. Thanks for the clarification.

72 Mattand  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:50:06pm

re: #41 GeneJockey

Ah, so about as effective as my Greyhound Security System

The Boxer version isn’t much better…

73 freetoken  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:51:40pm

re: #67 William Barnett-Lewis

Still, elephants are very intelligent, and killing them seems to a kind of mammalicide that we ought not support.

The reason SA has “too many elephants” is because human population growth and thus land demands are in conflict with the elephant population. Elephants are protected and thus may grow in population also, but are no where near on the continent what they were a couple of hundred years ago.

Remember, Elephantidae once roamed the northern continents in number… and we finally solved that problem, didn’t we?

74 GeneJockey  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:51:52pm

re: #72 Mattand

The Boxer version isn’t much better…

Yeah, the male Greyhound (the farther from the camera) does that all the time, showing off his wang and his empty coinpurse.

75 ProTARDISLiberal  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:52:05pm

I needed to relax a little.

Now listening to Bob Ross.

76 engineer cat  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:53:25pm

“and you know this how?”

i hadn’t considered the syntax or pragmatics of this until being asked just now concerning something rather pedestrian

unless you want to communicate that you are skeptical about how somebody might claim to know about something, you should stick to the basic unadorned “how do you know this?”. i would have appreciated it.

on the other hand, if you want to wax sarcastic and put the other person on the spot, you can add bite to the question by phrasing it “and you know this how, exactly?”

77 GeneJockey  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:54:16pm

re: #68 William Barnett-Lewis

It’s a photo of part of a diorama taken as a protest about the decline of America under Ronald “roasting in hell” Reagan. IIRC the photographer was dying of AIDS at the time.

I was living here on the SF Peninsula then. It was a dark time for a lot of folks.

78 engineer cat  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:55:16pm

now i’m hungry for somma that haram food

79 Decatur Deb  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:56:14pm

re: #42 freetoken

And here, boys and girls, is why religion has proved so important to governments and leaders throughout time:

Faith-based re-entry program for prisoners saves money, reduces recidivism, Baylor study finds

InnerChange is part of Chuck Colson’s organization.

One of the functions of religion in a society is behavior modification. Leaders of society know this, and thus they exploit or accommodate this function.

This is one reason why religion is so sticky in a society. Religion and Law are bound at the hip, in the big picture of human culture.

Baylor=Baptist Vatican. So their study liked their program—that settles it.

80 GeneJockey  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:57:51pm

re: #69 engineer cat

Beyonce’s haircut another trag

it’ll grow out

(sob!)

Her hair was never what I was looking at.

81 engineer cat  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:58:33pm

re: #68 William Barnett-Lewis

It’s a photo of part of a diorama taken as a protest about the decline of America under Ronald “roasting in hell” Reagan. IIRC the photographer was dying of AIDS at the time.

a conservative once said to me “i know you liberals think ‘fucking’ was ronald reagan’s middle name”

82 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:59:31pm

re: #73 freetoken

Remember, Elephantidae once roamed the northern continents in number… and we finally solved that problem, didn’t we?

Debatable. According to most of the materials I’ve read, it’s believed that human hunting, while supplying some pressure to the population, was no where near sufficient to kill off the northern populations. Climate change at the end of the last ice age, rather, did far more damage than humans with stone weapons.

We have done enough damage, to be sure, but we aren’t always the reason for a change in the natural environment.

83 Kragar  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:59:51pm

re: #69 engineer cat

Beyonce’s haircut another trag

it’ll grow out

(sob!)

I really like short hair.

84 Backwoods_Sleuth  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 4:59:58pm

re: #46 HappyWarrior

I’d like to know who Ben thinks was better and more influential. I don’t trust right wing nutjobs who look like Eddie Munster for their musical options.

my guesses would be Ted Nugent and Meatloaf…

85 engineer cat  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:00:15pm

re: #80 GeneJockey

Her hair was never what I was looking at.

for me, the whole partz of the wimmens haz teh sensual

86 Decatur Deb  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:00:33pm

re: #81 engineer cat

a conservative once said to me “i know you liberals think ‘fucking’ was ronald reagan’s middle name”

Can go with that. ‘Course I had to call him “Commander in Fucking Chief”.

87 engineer cat  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:00:52pm

re: #83 Kragar

I really like short hair.

heretic!

88 GeneJockey  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:02:21pm

re: #87 engineer cat

hairetic!

FTFY

89 Kragar  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:02:36pm

re: #87 engineer cat

heretic!

Don’t you mean hair-etic?

90 Charles Johnson  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:02:49pm
91 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:03:58pm

re: #86 Decatur Deb

Can go with that. ‘Course I had to call him “Commander in Fucking Chief”.

Yep. I signed on the dotted line in December of 81 for basic in Sept 82 because I expected that rat bastard to start WWIII and I figured dying quickly as a Tanker was better than dying slowly from the fallout in Wisconsin. Thanks to Gorby, neither happened.

92 GeneJockey  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:04:23pm

re: #85 engineer cat

for me, the whole partz of the wimmens haz teh sensual

Well, yeah.

93 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:04:30pm

re: #90 Charles Johnson

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Ever see “Local Hero”? :)

94 GeneJockey  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:04:48pm

re: #89 Kragar

Don’t you mean hair-etic?

15 seconds.

95 engineer cat  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:04:50pm

re: #86 Decatur Deb

Can go with that. ‘Course I had to call him “Commander in Fucking Chief”.

i still haven’t figured out how to use “fuck” as a preposition

all the other parts of speech are covered, though…

96 Decatur Deb  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:05:26pm

re: #90 Charles Johnson

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That would be a hell of a place to die.

“Voy buscando una muerte de luz que me consuma.”

97 Charles Johnson  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:06:26pm
98 Decatur Deb  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:07:50pm

re: #93 William Barnett-Lewis

Ever see “Local Hero”? :)

One of my top handful.

99 GeneJockey  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:08:00pm

re: #93 William Barnett-Lewis

Ever see “Local Hero”? :)

“If he says anything about sand, agree to it. Anything up to a bucketfull.”

100 Decatur Deb  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:08:40pm

re: #99 GeneJockey

“If he says anything about sand, agree to it. Anything up to a bucketfull.”

“I’d make a wonderful Gordon, Gordon.”

101 Kragar  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:08:44pm

re: #95 engineer cat

i still haven’t figured out how to use “fuck” as a preposition

all the other parts of speech are covered, though…

“The man walked fuckeningly down the hall”

102 wrenchwench  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:09:29pm

re: #101 Kragar

“The man walked fuckeningly down the hall”

That’d be an adverb.

103 wrenchwench  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:09:48pm

re: #97 Charles Johnson

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That otter has fingers.

104 ProTARDISLiberal  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:09:54pm

re: #97 Charles Johnson

It’s a tactical cute grenade.

105 Kragar  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:09:59pm

re: #102 wrenchwench

That’d be an adverb.

DAMMIT!

106 GeneJockey  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:10:26pm

re: #100 Decatur Deb

“I’d make a wonderful Gordon, Gordon.”

“D’you think they’re at it up there?”

107 engineer cat  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:10:45pm

re: #102 wrenchwench

That’d be a fucking adverb.

fixted

108 Decatur Deb  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:11:21pm

re: #106 GeneJockey

“D’you think they’re at it up there?”

Sexiest movie where no one popped a collar button.

109 GeneJockey  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:12:07pm

re: #95 engineer cat

i still haven’t figured out how to use “fuck” as a preposition

all the other parts of speech are covered, though…

One summer during college I worked in a warehouse with one woman who managed to use ‘fuck’ as pretty much every part of speech, except, yeah, preposition.

110 Decatur Deb  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:12:38pm

re: #109 GeneJockey

One summer during college I worked in a warehouse with one woman who managed to use ‘fuck’ as pretty much every part of speech, except, yeah, preposition.

We have a mission.

111 Kragar  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:14:08pm

“Where the fuck is the fuck fuck located?”

“Its right the fuck there!”

112 Mattand  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:16:01pm

Christ in a piece of toast, I just do not understand people:

McConnell Campaign Posts Photo Of Campaign Manager Holding His Nose

If it were me, I’d have fired the guy in a heartbeat.

I’m still trying to wrap my head around the concept of “Well, this guy pretty much embarrassed me on the national stage, so I’ll keep him around and stage a photo op.”

My only explanations are that McConnell is going senile; he’s being blackmailed by Rand Paul; or he’s so afraid of the Tea Baggers, he’ll humilate himself any which way to win their vote.

Not as sad as Weiner or Filner’s behaviors, but a close second.

113 OhNoZombies!  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:16:37pm

re: #40 darthstar

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That’s just repulsive.
What kind of ‘people’ kill elephants?

114 GeneJockey  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:16:39pm

Fucking fucker fuckedly fucked.

115 Kragar  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:17:18pm

re: #112 Mattand

Christ in a piece of toast, I just do not understand people:

McConnell Campaign Posts Photo Of Campaign Manager Holding His Nose

If it were me, I’d have fired the guy in a heartbeat.

I’m still trying to wrap my head around the concept of “Well, this guy pretty much embarrassed me on the national stage, so I’ll keep him around and stage a photo op.”

My only explanations are that McConnell is going senile; he’s being blackmailed by Rand Paul; or he’s so afraid of the Tea Baggers, he’ll humilate himself any which way to win their vote.

Not as sad as Weiner or Filner’s behaviors, but a close second.

They’ve been feeding people a shit sandwich for so long, they expect people just to shut up and take a bite.

116 Decatur Deb  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:18:24pm

“Mr and Mrs. America fuck border fuck border and coast fuck coast and all the ships fuck sea.”

117 Mattand  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:19:21pm

re: #112 Mattand

re: #115 Kragar

A peson named GENLA99 replied to my comment at TPM, and I think nailed it. It’s a combo of #2 and #3:

Very tough if said employee is related by marriage to Rand Paul and was brought on board specifically to increase the TP cred. Tough calculus - which is worse, trying to ride it out and pray for Bevins or Grimes to stumble or open a full scale war with the TPs?

118 GeneJockey  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:19:49pm

re: #116 Decatur Deb

“Mr and Mrs. America fuck border fuck border and coast fuck coast and all the ships fuck sea.”

Yeah, no. Not really doin’ it for me.

119 Decatur Deb  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:20:28pm

re: #118 GeneJockey

Yeah, no. Not really doin’ it for me.

Yeah. This might require a dip into Middle English.

120 Mattand  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:20:55pm

re: #113 OhNoZombies!

That’s just repulsive.
What kind of ‘people’ kill elephants?

Show me on the doll where Babar touched you.

121 wrenchwench  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:22:09pm
122 GeneJockey  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:22:40pm

It puts re: #119 Decatur Deb

Yeah. This might require a dip into Middle English.

It puts me in mind of the scene from “Planes, Trains, and Automobiles”:

Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?

Neal: Yes.

Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?

Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! And you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!

Car Rental Agent: I really don’t care for the way you’re speaking to me.

Neal: And I really don’t care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn’t fucking there. And I really didn’t care to fucking walk, down a fucking highway, and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?

Neal: I threw it away.

Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.

Neal: Oh boy, what?

Car Rental Agent: You’re fucked!

123 Decatur Deb  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:23:11pm

re: #121 wrenchwench

Do you have more butter flavored oil product?

124 Kragar  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:23:14pm

re: #121 wrenchwench

[Embedded content]

“We support the troops as long as we don’t actually have to support the troops!”

125 wrenchwench  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:30:17pm

re: #123 Decatur Deb

Do you have more butter flavored oil product?

Sure, but I don’t get it.

Image: crisco.jpg

126 Decatur Deb  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:32:25pm

re: #125 wrenchwench

Sure, but I don’t get it.

Image: crisco.jpg

Popcorn meme. Seemed appropriate, fuckwithstanding it’s trite.

127 OhNoZombies!  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:32:34pm

re: #120 Mattand

Show me on the doll where Babar touched you.

He touched my heart man…He touched. My. Heart…
:-P

128 GeneJockey  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:35:47pm

re: #127 OhNoZombies!

He touched my heart man…He touched. My. Heart…
:-P

Under the shirt, or over the shirt?

129 GeneJockey  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:38:39pm

re: #124 Kragar

“We support the troops as long as we don’t actually have to support the troops!”

I think it’s more that they hate Obama more than they love the troops. Besides, they’re probably not happy with the troops today, what with Obama getting an ‘OOORAH!’ reception from the Marines at Camp Pendleton.

130 OhNoZombies!  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:44:59pm

re: #128 GeneJockey

Under the shirt, or over the shirt?

Well he was the king…

131 GeneJockey  Thu, Aug 8, 2013 5:45:34pm

re: #130 OhNoZombies!

Well he was the king…

‘Sgood to be the King!


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