Bryan Fischer Recycles an Especially Dopey Jim Hoft Conspiracy Theory

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American Family Association caveman Bryan Fischer came out with a real winner today, his special theory that Barack Obama was photoshopped into the situation room in the famous bin Laden raid photo.

We should note that Bryan didn’t come up with this idiotic idea all by himself, though. Bryan is recycling a 2-year old conspiracy theory first floated by … YES! The Dumbest Man on the Internet, Jim Hoft.

In December 2011 this brain dead fantasy was a featured LGF post: Jim Hoft’s Idiotic Post of the Week: Obama Photoshopped Into Situation Room.

And so the circle of derp will be unbroken — from the febrile imagination of Jim Hoft directly to the religious fanatic ravings of Bryan Fischer. Conspiracies without end, amen.

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42 comments
1 Decatur Deb  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 5:24:12pm

Whoa!! That’s not recycling a stupid idea, he’s citing an Internet authority.

2 erik_t  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 5:28:44pm

re: #1 Decatur Deb

Whoa!! Not recycling a stupid idea, citing an Internet authority.

Blankiest blank on the internet. Doesn’t get no more authoramatative than that!

3 dog philosopher  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 5:30:06pm

Revealed Nazis Totally Photoshopped Into Concentration Camp Photos

were definitely caring for aged mother entire time

4 Charles Johnson  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 5:38:02pm

They can tell by some of the pixels, when they zoom way in. Artifacts all over the place. Gotta be a fake.

5 thedopefishlives  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 5:38:34pm

re: #4 Charles Johnson

They can tell by some of the pixels, when they zoom way in. Artifacts all over the place. Gotta be a fake.

If I hear one more douchecanoe talking about “pixel artifacts”, I am going to punch them in the face. REAL LIFE DOES NOT WORK LIKE CSI.

7 Justanotherhuman  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 5:39:47pm

It’s just too quiet…

Well, there was a 4.6 earthquake off Oliveri, Italy and a 4.7 one in Indonesia, so—it means the earth is going to split in two!!!

Everyone run!!!

Fischer needs new material, so why not a doomsday scenario? : )

8 EPR-radar  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 5:40:32pm

Some of the thought leaders of the GOP in action. It really is way past time for all sensible people to vote against the GOP until this madness abates.

9 alpuz  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 5:41:34pm

Shopped?

10 nines09  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 5:42:54pm

Counting on his audience suckers, to be ignorant. Sounds like the GOP TEA PARTY long term plan for the USA. Do you realize how easy it is to talk a neighbor into beating his neighbor senseless with a brick truthful patriotic All American As Apple Pie ax handle glowing pile of shit?

11 Charles Johnson  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 5:46:27pm

re: #9 alpuz

Definitely. I can tell from the pixels.

12 Decatur Deb  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 5:48:11pm

Pixies? There are no pixies. Pixies are imaginary.

RIP,RB

13 Iwouldprefernotto  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 5:51:26pm

Why would Obama need to do this?

14 alpuz  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 5:52:15pm

re: #11 Charles Johnson

Never zoom in, man..

15 The Ghost of a Flea  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 5:56:42pm

Shopped?

Nope.

Chuck Testa.

17 EPR-radar  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 5:57:22pm

re: #13 Iwouldprefernotto

Why would Obama need to do this?

Obama is the Platonic essence of villainy. No doubt he was cackling maniacally, petting an albino cat, and twirling the tips of his mustache in evil ways as he plotted this deception of true patriots like me.

18 Charles Johnson  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 6:01:46pm

Suddenly the emodude community is dying to hear my response to the latest statement from whoever’s writing statements for Edward Snowden.

19 alpuz  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 6:02:54pm

Didn’t Alex Jones leap headfirst into the ‘circle of derp’ early on?

OT: The ‘Fox Sports Girls’ is just an embarrassingly weird idea. Cringeworthy.

20 Justanotherhuman  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 6:03:28pm

re: #18 Charles Johnson

Suddenly the emodude community is dying to hear my response to the latest statement from whoever’s writing statements for Edward Snowden.

You mean where he disavows his father, his father’s attys, and binds himself even more tightly to GG/Wikileaks?

21 dog philosopher  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 6:05:09pm

fischer and hoft has got their pixels all hot and dithered

22 Carlos Danger  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 6:15:48pm

re: #21 engineer cat

quantizise me baby

23 Decatur Deb  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 6:17:00pm

re: #22 Carlos Danger

quantizise me baby

Turn you into a little marsupial and fly you 1st Class to Australia?

24 Justanotherhuman  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 6:22:10pm

Barton Gellman jumps back in…

NSA broke privacy rules thousands of times per year, audit finds

washingtonpost.com

Those 20 documents?

“The documents, provided earlier this summer to The Washington Post by former NSA contractor Edward Snowden, include a level of detail and analysis that is not routinely shared with Congress or the special court that oversees surveillance. In one of the documents, agency personnel are instructed to remove details and substitute more generic language in reports to the Justice Department and the Office of the Director of National Intelligence.”

25 lawhawk  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 6:22:48pm

re: #21 engineer cat

Interlaced and rasterized.

26 Charles Johnson  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 6:23:48pm
27 A Mom Anon  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 6:24:36pm

re: #9 alpuz

It took me a couple of seconds to get that. And then I laughed so loud I scared the animals.

It’s been a terribly shitty day, first time I’ve laughed at anything, 10-Q.

28 Charles Johnson  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 6:25:51pm
29 Gus  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 6:32:25pm

Done.

30 Gus  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 6:35:24pm

Guess it’s still nap time.

31 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 6:35:26pm
32 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 6:36:03pm
33 Justanotherhuman  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 6:36:20pm

WAPO publishes Top Secret docs:

apps.washingtonpost.com

34 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 6:36:23pm

The dudebros are all Derping in unison, just like the wingnuts.

35 [deleted]  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 6:36:56pm
36 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 6:39:29pm
37 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 6:40:00pm
38 Justanotherhuman  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 6:40:19pm

re: #31 Vicious Babushka

[Embedded content]

No, he’s a thief who stole top secret documents, and it was premeditated.

39 Amory Blaine  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 6:40:58pm

Walker’s Cop Nabs Me for Being a Reporter

I went to the Wisconsin capitol again today to report on the Solidarity Singers, as I’ve done many times before. I was not intending to get arrested. Nor did I want to get arrested. But that’s what happened.

I arrived about fifteen minutes late for the one-hour noon sing along, which has been going on steadily for two and a half years now.

When I arrived, I was told that Madison city council member Mark Clear had already been arrested, while he was singing “This Land Is Your Land.” This seemed to be an escalation, since he was the first currently serving elected official to be rounded up in the more than 200 arrests that Scott Walker’s capitol police have made in the last few weeks. (Former longtime member of the Madison school board, Carol Carstensen, was arrested a couple of weeks ago. She’d never even gotten a speeding ticket before, she told me.)

cont….

40 Decatur Deb  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 6:43:59pm

re: #33 Justanotherhuman

WAPO publishes Top Secret docs:

apps.washingtonpost.com

Which is proof that the NSA has internal controls designed precisely to eliminate violations of the laws/rules.

41 alpuz  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 6:50:49pm

re: #39 Amory Blaine

Yep. That shit has gotten out of hand. Are they still bringing in Troopers from outside of Madison to patrol the Capitol?

42 alpuz  Thu, Aug 15, 2013 7:01:41pm

re: #39 Amory Blaine

Gah.. no local coverage of this at all. Even when they do cover the Capitol arrests they never mention the details that would make most moderates question the tactics.

Fuck it, time to go lay into the tea baggers polluting the local boards.


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