A Human Spacecraft Has Entered Interstellar Space: Listen to the Cry of Other Solar Systems

Measured by the oscillation of our private star
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Today, a spacecraft designed by human beings left behind our familiar neighborhood and entered the vast interstellar void. Rebecca J. Rosen has a post at The Atlantic with the following amazing Soundcloud audio file - the distant cry of other solar systems, measured by the oscillations of our private star.

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1 Shiplord Kirel  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 6:24:19pm

Translation: “It’s a cookbook!”

2 darthstar  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 6:25:46pm

Holy crap! There are humpback whales in interstellar space!

3 Kragar  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 6:27:09pm

re: #2 darthstar

Holy crap! There are humpback whales in interstellar space!

We knew that from Star Trek IV.
///

4 Eclectic Cyborg  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 6:28:39pm

So that means we have to wait how long for Star Trek the Motion Picture to actually happen?

5 Eclectic Cyborg  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 6:28:49pm

Also, repost from downstairs:

Coming to theaters this fall…

The ultimate in extreme law enforcement…

He’s a douchebag and a police officer all rolled into one…

He is…DUDEBROCOP

6 Decatur Deb  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 6:29:13pm

Needs more organ:

Youtube Video

7 Eclectic Cyborg  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 6:30:17pm

That should really help illustrate how big our universe is. It took voyager 30 plus years just to get out of OUR GALAXY. The universe contains hundreds, possibly thousands of galaxies.

Really, really, really, freakin big

8 nines09  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 6:32:35pm

BORG!

9 Charles Johnson  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 6:33:54pm

How this audio file was generated: NASA Spacecraft Embarks on Historic Journey Into Interstellar Space | NASA

Voyager 1 first detected the increased pressure of interstellar space on the heliosphere, the bubble of charged particles surrounding the sun that reaches far beyond the outer planets, in 2004. Scientists then ramped up their search for evidence of the spacecraft’s interstellar arrival, knowing the data analysis and interpretation could take months or years.

Voyager 1 does not have a working plasma sensor, so scientists needed a different way to measure the spacecraft’s plasma environment to make a definitive determination of its location. A coronal mass ejection, or a massive burst of solar wind and magnetic fields, that erupted from the sun in March 2012 provided scientists the data they needed. When this unexpected gift from the sun eventually arrived at Voyager 1’s location 13 months later, in April 2013, the plasma around the spacecraft began to vibrate like a violin string. On April 9, Voyager 1’s plasma wave instrument detected the movement. The pitch of the oscillations helped scientists determine the density of the plasma. The particular oscillations meant the spacecraft was bathed in plasma more than 40 times denser than what they had encountered in the outer layer of the heliosphere. Density of this sort is to be expected in interstellar space.

The plasma wave science team reviewed its data and found an earlier, fainter set of oscillations in October and November 2012. Through extrapolation of measured plasma densities from both events, the team determined Voyager 1 first entered interstellar space in August 2012.

“We literally jumped out of our seats when we saw these oscillations in our data — they showed us the spacecraft was in an entirely new region, comparable to what was expected in interstellar space, and totally different than in the solar bubble,” Gurnett said. “Clearly we had passed through the heliopause, which is the long-hypothesized boundary between the solar plasma and the interstellar plasma.”

10 Kragar  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 6:35:14pm

re: #7 Eclectic Cyborg

That should really help illustrate how big our universe is. It took voyager 30 plus years just to get out of OUR GALAXY. The universe contains hundreds, possibly thousands of galaxies.

Really, really, really, freakin big

Actually, it will probably be millions of years to get out of our galaxy. It took 36 years to leave the solar system.

11 Killgore Trout  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 6:35:41pm

Wingnut extremist senator’s writings to be published by Russian propagandists!
thecable.foreignpolicy.com

12 Shiplord Kirel  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 6:36:27pm

re: #7 Eclectic Cyborg

That should really help illustrate how big our universe is. It took voyager 30 plus years just to get out of OUR GALAXY. The universe contains hundreds, possibly thousands of galaxies.

Really, really, really, freakin big

It’s just out of our solar system. Out of our galaxy would be hundreds of thousands of times farther.

13 Shiplord Kirel  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 6:38:48pm

re: #11 Killgore Trout

Wingnut extremist senator’s writings to be published by Russian propagandists!
thecable.foreignpolicy.com

Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Tea Party? The John Birch Society? The Libertarian Party?

The lack of self-awareness in the right’s sudden rush to Russia is just breathtaking.

14 Decatur Deb  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 6:39:28pm

on topic:

If I’m working Wife’s iPad planetarium program correctly, Venus and Saturn should be in close conjunction after sundown on the 16th. You might check a day earlier in case I fumbled it.

15 Decatur Deb  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 6:40:52pm

re: #11 Killgore Trout

Wingnut extremist senator’s writings to be published by Russian propagandists!
thecable.foreignpolicy.com

Derp Without Borders.

16 Iwouldprefernotto  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 6:40:58pm

In space no on can hear you scream … Benghazi

17 Charles Johnson  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 6:41:09pm

re: #7 Eclectic Cyborg

That should really help illustrate how big our universe is. It took voyager 30 plus years just to get out of OUR GALAXY. The universe contains hundreds, possibly thousands of galaxies.

Really, really, really, freakin big

Even bigger than that.

Voyager is nowhere close to leaving the galaxy. You and I will be long dead before that happens, if it ever does. The craft has just left the gravitational boundaries of one solar system out of ~200 billion solar systems that make up the Milky Way galaxy.

18 Iwouldprefernotto  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 6:44:26pm

re: #17 Charles Johnson

Even bigger than that.

Voyager is nowhere close to leaving the galaxy. You and I will be long dead before that happens, if it ever does. The craft has just left the gravitational boundaries of one solar system out of ~200 billion solar systems that make up the Milky Way galaxy.

Correction, Voyager has not left the solar system. This article on Slate explains it better than I can.


I will never correct you again. Probably. Voyager has not left the solar system

19 Decatur Deb  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 6:46:38pm

re: #18 Iwouldprefernotto

Correction, Voyager has not left the solar system. This article on Slate explains it better than I can.

I will never correct you again. Probably. Voyager has not left the solar system

It’s neutrally-linked to the solar system.

20 BongCrodny  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 6:48:38pm

re: #10 Kragar

Actually, it will probably be millions of years to get out of our galaxy. It took 36 years to leave the solar system.

I blame Obama.

21 Iwouldprefernotto  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 6:50:19pm

It’s still an ass-kicking achievement, funded by the US Govt.

22 aagcobb  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 6:56:19pm

This is a reason I prefer robotic exploration of space to human. Robots can go places humans never will, at a fraction of the cost, and if one of them is lost, its a shame but not a tragedy.

23 b_sharp  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 7:00:08pm

There is no end to the solar system’s gravity. It extends to the edge of the universe, just like the gravity of every other mass. There is a place between two masses where the affects of gravity cancel each other out but only in a hypothetical sense since there are no spots where only two masses interact.

24 ProTARDISLiberal  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 7:07:42pm

Somebody at BBC America just got in trouble. Also, doesn’t like Rose.

I can agree with this.

25 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 7:15:51pm

re: #24 ProTARDISLiberal

Why would they get in trouble for that?

26 ProTARDISLiberal  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 7:17:18pm

re: #25 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut

BBCA employees are probably not supposed to bash the various companions I presume.

Although, Rose is more than a little annoying.

27 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 7:17:48pm

re: #26 ProTARDISLiberal

Why on earth do you think that’s bashing Rose?

28 b_sharp  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 7:19:03pm

I think I need some ice cream.

29 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 7:20:29pm

Rose is screaming in pain and fear as she watches her father die in front of her, and the Doctor is hurtling towards her, knowing he can’t really save her from this fate but still trying.

How does Rose come off badly in that?

30 OhNoZombies!  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 7:20:57pm

Oh Brother Where art Thou is on.
I just love this movie.
Just…just thought you should know.Heh.

31 Targetpractice  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 7:21:19pm

re: #22 aagcobb

This is a reason I prefer robotic exploration of space to human. Robots can go places humans never will, at a fraction of the cost, and if one of them is lost, its a shame but not a tragedy.

Saying that there are places humans will never go sort of sells short the ingenuity of humanity. We’ve explored the peaks of the highest mountains and sent manned vessels to the bottom of the Marianas Trench. We’ve cracked the sound barrier, sent men to the surface of our own moon and returned them safely, and begun establishing a foothold in planetary orbit.

And “fraction of the cost” is misleading because a single robotic exploration satellite or rover can still be an investment of years and millions to billions of dollars. It’s actually a large part of the reason that NASA has had a hard time justifying its budget requests time and again, because the success/failure rate is rather troubling when you consider that (for example) 2/3 of all missions sent to Mars have ended in failure. You can have scientists spend the better part of their careers planning, designing, constructing, and launching a mission only to see it end in failure because somewhere along the way a tech forgot to program the computer to accept measurements in metric rather than imperial units.

32 ProTARDISLiberal  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 7:24:25pm

re: #27 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut

She’s just standing there screaming, while the Doctor is running in. Showing the companion as weak. Al of them have that sort of moment.

The combination of factors makes her look un-intelligent and helpless.

33 Velvet Elvis  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 7:26:13pm
34 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 7:28:10pm

re: #32 ProTARDISLiberal

To me that’s a really weird way to look at that scene. She’s watching her father die. It doesn’t make her look unintelligent to be in pain from that. Or to be helpless. And the doctor can’t do shit to help her, and he knows it, and it’s all over his face.

35 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 7:28:57pm

re: #33 Velvet Elvis

Time Magazine publishes Rand Paul’s response to Putin.

My response is going to be coming out in Bubba Gut’s Bait and Tackle Review. It’s the fall fashion issue.

36 Stephen T.  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 7:29:16pm

re: #31 Targetpractice

2/3 of all missions sent to Mars have ended in failure.

How is this metric measured? Only by the number of probes sent? Does it take into consideration that Spirit and Opportunity were both supposed to last only 90 sols, but have both last much longer than that? Opportunity is still going, 38 times its designed lifespan.

37 Targetpractice  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 7:34:47pm

re: #36 Stephen T.

How is this metric measured? Only by the number of probes sent? Does it take into consideration that Spirit and Opportunity were both supposed to last only 90 sols, but have both last much longer than that? Opportunity is still going, 38 times its designed lifespan.

That is the metric used, sent versus successful. 1/3 of missions actually suceed in returning useful data to Earth. 2/3 end either in the Earth’s atmosphere, in Earth orbit, in transit, during insertion, or (in the case of landers) during reentry. Spirit and Opportunity are major accomplishments, but for each one, there’s been a Beagle 2 and Mars Polar Lander that ended by smashing into the planet’s surface at terminal velocity.

38 ProTARDISLiberal  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 7:38:09pm

re: #34 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut

That was the same episode she caused a paradox in (understandably).

However, Rose as a character has begun to bother me. Namely the attitude toward other companions.

39 b_sharp  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 7:40:51pm

I had ice cream.

40 William Barnett-Lewis  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 7:47:02pm

re: #32 ProTARDISLiberal

You’re over thinking it.

But then I like that Doctor a lot and like her quite a bit as well.

41 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 7:47:41pm

re: #38 ProTARDISLiberal

No clue what you’re talking about. Anyway, that picture shows Rose Tyler watching her dad die. And the doctor not being able to save her from that moment.

I just watched the Lion The Witch and the Wardrobe one with my wife. I freaking love Bill Bailey in that.

42 klys  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 7:51:28pm

re: #40 William Barnett-Lewis

You’re over thinking it.

But then I like that Doctor a lot and like her quite a bit as well.

I totally ship her and her Doctor.

This is the closest I come to liking Dr. Who.

43 ProTARDISLiberal  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 7:57:40pm

re: #41 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut

re: #42 klys

I admit to being a fanatic.

My favourite companions are Clara, Sarah Jane, Rory, and Martha.

And like you, I also ship.

It’s a Who based pastry.

44 prairiefire  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 7:59:08pm

re: #41 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut

No clue what you’re talking about. Anyway, that picture shows Rose Tyler watching her dad die. And the doctor not being able to save her from that moment.

I just watched the Lion The Witch and the Wardrobe one with my wife. I freaking love Bill Bailey in that.

Critics say that the tension build up to the war seen is one of the best filmed.

45 Mattand  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 8:05:01pm

re: #35 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut

My response is going to be coming out in Bubba Gut’s Bait and Tackle Review. It’s the fall fashion issue.

This season’s hip waders are to die for.

46 Arrrr, matey!  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 8:07:51pm

It’ll be at the nearest star to us in about 40000 years.

47 prairiefire  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 8:15:15pm

re: #46 Pavlovian Hive Mind

It’ll be at the nearest star to us in about 40000 years.

Maybe Gene Rodenberry will catch up with it out there, somewhere. I think it’s thrilling news.

48 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 8:17:04pm

re: #43 ProTARDISLiberal

I have no idea what it is but I am almost certain I don’t ‘ship’ and please don’t tell me what it is.

49 Targetpractice  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 8:21:20pm

Look at it this way, long after climate change has wiped us out and the passage of time has scoured most of the evidence of our existence from the surface of the Earth, Voyager will still be out there, serving as evidence that we were here.

‘course, knowing our luck as a species, some alien ship will discover Voyager, look over the golden record, and decide that Earth would be a good place to strip mine for resources.

50 Shiplord Kirel  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 8:22:41pm

Another one bites the dust:
Blogger Burnett found dead at Shallowater home
This was a major libertarian a-hole, so far around the bend he was shunned by other local libertarians (a little like being thrown out of Walmart for bad grooming). He repeatedly denounced a local politician as a “racemixer” for being married to a Hispanic woman, threatened the city council (and got arrested for violating a restraining order), made cruel remarks about the disabled, and never met a racist or antisemitic conspiracy theory he didn’t like.

51 EPR-radar  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 8:22:58pm

re: #49 Targetpractice

Look at it this way, long after climate change has wiped us out and the passage of time has scoured most of the evidence of our existence from the surface of the Earth, Voyager will still be out there, serving as evidence that we were here.

‘course, knowing our luck as a species, some alien ship will discover Voyager, look over the golden record, and decide that Earth would be a good place to strip mine for resources.

Somewhat facetiously, US wingnuts may reach the Oort cloud before Voyager does, at the rate they are going.

52 Lidane  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 8:23:17pm

re: #49 Targetpractice

‘course, knowing our luck as a species, some alien ship will discover Voyager, look over the golden record, and decide that Earth would be a good place to strip mine for resources.

By the time they get here there won’t be anything left.

53 BongCrodny  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 8:29:10pm

re: #48 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut

I have no idea what it is but I am almost certain I don’t ‘ship’ and please don’t tell me what it is.

It’s a good thing you added that last part, because the example I have in mind?

Let’s just say that sleep tonight would be difficult.

54 William Barnett-Lewis  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 8:36:32pm

re: #46 Pavlovian Hive Mind

It’ll be at the nearest star to us in about 40000 years.

Nah, it’s going to hit the micro black hole that keeps perturbing Uranus’ orbit (and twerked the Enterprise in “Tomorrow was Yesterday”) so it can become V’ger.

55 ProTARDISLiberal  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 8:46:35pm

re: #50 Shiplord Kirel

Died for lacking a heart?

re: #48 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut

klys admitted it so I can too.

56 Targetpractice  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 8:48:46pm

re: #54 William Barnett-Lewis

Nah, it’s going to hit the micro black hole that keeps perturbing Uranus’ orbit (and twerked the Enterprise in “Tomorrow was Yesterday”) so it can become V’ger.

Then return to Earth in 260 years to wipe out all of us “carbon units.” Only for Earth to be saved over the course of a 2 hour movie that could easily be titled “The Cure for Insomnia.”

57 Kragar  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 8:49:06pm

You know, The Legend of Boggy Creek had some flaws as a movie.

Youtube Video

58 NJDhockeyfan  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 8:50:59pm

Oh, brother…

59 austin_blue  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 8:54:11pm

Just about 50 minutes to post before scheduled events…

Evening all! Hope you are doing well. SWMBO is doing rehearsals/gigs Sat/Sun/Mon/Tue with one of her symphonies that includes a series of children’s concerts. That’s part of the outreach that any orchestra must do to try and survive in this economy. The kids love it. Many parents think it’s a waste of money to expose kids to classical music.

Can I hear a collective “Fuck You!” from the Lizards? Really. It’s important.

Music is magic. Magic is good for kids. It stretches them. It exposes them to worlds they might not ever experience because of the referenced short-sighted yokels noted above.

And at 10:50 local, CST, this rant is done.

60 austin_blue  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 9:02:18pm

re: #58 NJDhockeyfan

Oh, brother…

[Embedded content]

What a liberal, inclusive culture the Russians have. Can’t wait for the Sochi Winter Olympics! Male ice skaters are especially stoked!

61 Amory Blaine  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 9:03:51pm

Jason Voorhees was misunderstood.

62 Kragar  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 9:07:15pm

re: #61 Amory Blaine

Jason Voorhees was misunderstood.

You could barely hear him with that mask on.

63 Amory Blaine  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 9:09:38pm

re: #62 Kragar

You could barely hear him with that mask on.

Well, he was taunted and bullied as a child due to the fact that he was a slightly deformed, and for the most part, slightly retarded child growing up in a time in which this was to truly be a freak. He “died” due to the negligence of others and it is only really established that he started to kill after he witnessed his mother’s beheading, and then started to “defend” as it were his home which was Camp Crystal Lake as well as to avenge her death. There are a lot of horror critics that have proposed that Jason is a misunderstood killer, and is therefore a slightly tragic character in the horror genre.

64 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 9:14:11pm

re: #11 Killgore Trout

Wingnut extremist senator’s writings to be published by Russian propagandists!
thecable.foreignpolicy.com

John McCain isn’t a wingnut, and he’s no friend of Putin.

65 Belafon  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 9:14:24pm

re: #58 NJDhockeyfan

Obviously not even real: Image: hotdog_24.jpg

66 Kragar  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 9:16:30pm

re: #63 Amory Blaine

When it comes to 80s slasher villains, I have to stick with Horace Pinker.

67 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 9:16:33pm

re: #58 NJDhockeyfan

Oh, brother…

[Embedded content]

Ah, racism in it’s pure form. No ‘dog whistle’, no ‘but’s, just straight on calling black people subhuman.

/spits

68 blueraven  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 9:17:54pm

re: #11 Killgore Trout

Wingnut extremist senator’s writings to be published by Russian propagandists!
thecable.foreignpolicy.com

Oh Jeez, just what we need…angry geriatric pissing contest.
That will be helpful. /

69 Amory Blaine  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 9:18:43pm

McCain and Putin could oil up shirtless and have a grudge match on PPV.

70 Kragar  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 9:19:04pm

re: #68 blueraven

Oh Jeez, just what we need…angry geriatric pissing contest.
That will be helpful. /

Allow me to summarize:

“Прочь с моего газона!”

71 Ming  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 9:21:21pm

re: #58 NJDhockeyfan

re: #60 austin_blue

I think of Russia as having been in a “deep freeze” from 1917 to 1991, the lifetime of the Soviet Union. Even though it’s now 22 years later, I see them as still waking up from this deep coma. It’ll be fascinating to see how Russia evolves, or devolves, as the years go on. I’ve always been fascinated by them, as “the other superpower”. I’ve always wanted to visit Russia, especially Moscow and St. Petersburg, but I may never get the chance.

72 blueraven  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 9:23:27pm

re: #70 Kragar

Allow me to summarize:

“Прочь с моего газона!”

трясет кулаком в облаке

73 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 9:23:41pm

re: #69 Amory Blaine

No, doesn’t even work as a joke given McCain’s arm injuries. Injuries made worse by the torture he suffered while a POW in Hanoi. McCain’s anger at Putin is righteous because people just like Putin in mindset tortured him and many of his fellow POWs, some of them to death.

74 blueraven  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 9:24:52pm

re: #73 Dark_Falcon

No, doesn’t even work as a joke given McCain’s arm injuries. Injuries made worse by the torture he suffered while a POW in Hanoi. McCain’s anger at Putin is righteous because people just like Putin in mindset tortured him and many of his fellow POWs, some of them to death.

I appreciate your defense of Senator McCain…but just what do you think this will accomplish?

75 Amory Blaine  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 9:26:09pm

I just watched Mama and The Cabin In the Woods. Thought both were pretty good.

76 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 9:36:22pm

re: #63 Amory Blaine

I haven’t seen Friday the 13th in approximately one billion years, but I remember thinking that the movie revealed that Jason had been dead the whole time and his mother was a murderous lunatic because of his death. Ever since then I have assumed that Jason was some undead thing.

I first saw it when I was entirely too young to see such things. My dad acquired a cable descrambler from one of his employees, and because both of my parents were crazy workaholics I had ample unsupervised time to watch 70s and 80s horror movies on HBO and ridiculous soft-core porn on the Playboy Channel. I don’t think there were any negative effects, although I did avidly listen to G. Gordon Liddy’s radio show during the 90s, and for a while I was a hardcore JFK assassination conspiracy theorist and UFO/aliens/Area 51/Men In Black nut, so maybe there was some subtle damage after all.

For some reason, my wee little self thought slasher movies were dumb, not even slightly scary, and pretty uninteresting, though there were some exceptions.

I will never forget sitting in my mom’s bedroom watching HBO one day when Videodrome came on. I didn’t have the slightest idea what I was in for, but I was transfixed. I had seen dozens of horror movies by then, but Videodrome was the first movie I had ever watched that kind of freaked me out. For those who haven’t seen it, the Cliff’s Notes version of the premise is that watching depraved things on television does bad things to your mind, and that there is a very deliberate system that profits from the way you are changed by exposure to these things on TV. That doesn’t do justice to the story, the visuals, the soundtrack, the acting, or anything else. Videodrome remains one of my favorite movies to this day, and while I am a huuuuuuge fan of the rest of David Cronenberg’s body of work, very little of it comes close to Videodrome as far as I’m concerned.

blah blah blah, never mind.

77 William Barnett-Lewis  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 9:43:24pm

re: #76 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

Videodrome is one of the few movies I consider horror in the sense that it actually scared me. The first Alien was good that way too, though more classic in it’s construction. Still when that chest burst happens, it freaked me out quite completely. Pity they only made one sequel… :whistles:

78 Amory Blaine  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 9:44:02pm

re: #76 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

We used to see all the horror movies as a kid. We never got hassled because of our age. Saw Videodrome at the theater. Loved Scanners too. When we went to see the Fog they had a fog machine in the theater. Good times.

79 darthstar  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 9:48:27pm
80 Kragar  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 9:50:00pm

The Thing remains my favorite horror movie of all time.

“How do we know who’s human? If I was an imitation, a perfect imitation, how would you know if it was really me?”

81 OhNoZombies!  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 9:50:09pm

re: #58 NJDhockeyfan

Oh, brother…

Sad.
There was a time when I would have been shocked and outraged.
Fuck Russia.

82 OhNoZombies!  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 9:53:13pm

The first horror movie I remember seeing was ‘It’s Alive!”
Every night thereafter, I locked my dolls in the closet.

83 darthstar  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 9:55:02pm

re: #82 OhNoZombies!

The first horror movie I remember seeing was ‘It’s Alive!”
Every night thereafter, I locked my dolls in the closet.

Lucky…my dolls locked me in the closet.

84 OhNoZombies!  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 9:56:15pm

re: #83 darthstar

Lucky…my dolls locked me in the closet.

Aaah, see…
You gotta get them before they get you!

85 Kragar  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 9:57:16pm

Poltergeist freaked me out as a kid. Any TV playing static spooked me.

86 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 9:57:29pm

re: #80 Kragar

The Thing remains my favorite horror movie of all time.

“How do we know who’s human? If I was an imitation, a perfect imitation, how would you know if it was really me?”

The Thing is a masterpiece. But then again I also think Female Trouble is a masterpiece, which shows what I know.

87 Lidane  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 10:00:18pm

re: #66 Kragar

When it comes to 80s slasher villains, I have to stick with Horace Pinker.

Freddy Krueger scared the absolute shit out of me as a kid. I still can’t watch those films. I have really vivid dreams most nights. I’ve even had a few lucid dreams. Freddy freaked me the hell out.

88 OhNoZombies!  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 10:02:02pm

Lol.
Hubby was not a fan of the new ‘Thing’.
He went into a fanboy rage over that one.

89 Amory Blaine  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 10:02:30pm

The Brood was pretty good.

90 Targetpractice  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 10:02:37pm

I can’t honestly say what was the first horror film I watched. Mostly because horror films were my mother’s favorite genre when I was growing up as a kid and so I saw various ones. Think one of the earliest I can remember is Pumpkinhead.

91 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 10:09:08pm

Another movie that sort of bothered me when I was too young to watch it was called “The Beast Within”.

This scene right here:

Youtube Video

The tongue thing, man. Jeezus. But now it just looks stupid.

The story is basically that a teenage guy turns into a cicada and impregnates his mom. Yep.

92 Kragar  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 10:09:33pm

re: #88 OhNoZombies!

Lol.
Hubby was not a fan of the new ‘Thing’.
He went into a fanboy rage over that one.

There was only the 1982 film.

There was only the 1982 film.

93 Targetpractice  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 10:10:31pm

re: #92 Kragar

There was only the 1982 film.

There was only the 1982 film.

People keep telling me there were other Highlander films. Bunch of loonies.

94 Lidane  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 10:11:23pm

re: #88 OhNoZombies!

Lol.
Hubby was not a fan of the new ‘Thing’.
He went into a fanboy rage over that one.

Boyfriend was not a fan of the new Evil Dead film despite being a fanboy for both Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell. I was surprised. I thought he would like it, but it was just not for him.

95 Lidane  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 10:12:41pm

re: #93 Targetpractice

People keep telling me there were other Highlander films. Bunch of loonies.

And some people have tried to tell me that there are six Star Wars films. I only remember the first three, which came out when I was a kid.

I think those people were hallucinating.

96 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 10:13:08pm

re: #92 Kragar

Yeah, I don’t understand what makes people keep referring to a sequel to “The Thing”, or multiple sequels to “Alien”. Sometimes I even hear people claim that there was a 6th season of “Lost”, and that “The X Files” persisted long after season 4. What will they think of next, a Star Wars “prequel”?

Give me a break.

97 Kragar  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 10:14:28pm

re: #93 Targetpractice

People keep telling me there were other Highlander films. Bunch of loonies.

Same nutballs who talk about a Matrix “trilogy.

98 Kragar  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 10:15:01pm

re: #96 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

Yeah, I don’t understand what makes people keep referring to a sequel to “The Thing”, or multiple sequels to “Alien”. Sometimes I even hear people claim that there was a 6th season of “Lost”, and that “The X Files” persisted long after season 4. What will they think of next, a Star Wars “prequel”?

Give me a break.

Stargate after season 8? What have you been smoking?

99 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 10:15:07pm

re: #94 Lidane

Boyfriend was not a fan of the new Evil Dead film despite being a fanboy for both Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell. I was surprised. I thought he would like it, but it was just not for him.

I hated the “new” Evil Dead as much as I can hate anything without being black-out drunk.

100 Targetpractice  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 10:15:08pm

re: #94 Lidane

Boyfriend was not a fan of the new Evil Dead film despite being a fanboy for both Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell. I was surprised. I thought he would like it, but it was just not for him.

I’ve heard a lot of grousing because Campbell didn’t play a role in the film, but I think that’s mostly butthurt that it wasn’t a one-to-one remake of the original. Folks should bear in mind that the original Evil Dead was effectively a low-budget B-movie that a bunch of college buddies made on a shoestring budget.

That it got popular and became a cult classic…yeah, that’s not exactly something new in Hollywood.

101 OhNoZombies!  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 10:15:45pm

re: #92 Kragar

There was only the 1982 film.

There was only the 1982 film.

Yep.
There was only one The Day the Earth Stood Still…
Tonight, I saw an abomination on FX.

102 Lidane  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 10:16:27pm

re: #96 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

“The X Files” persisted long after season 4

I’ve even heard mention of some X Files films. Crazy talk.

103 Targetpractice  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 10:16:44pm

re: #101 OhNoZombies!

Yep.
There was only one The Day the Earth Stood Still…
Tonight, I saw an abomination on FX.

Keanu Reeves trying to act “serious”?

104 Lidane  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 10:17:52pm

re: #97 Kragar

Same nutballs who talk about a Matrix “trilogy.

What trilogy? I remember The Matrix and then a long, loud, extended rave that put me to sleep.

105 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 10:18:18pm

re: #102 Lidane

I’ve even heard mention of some X Files films. Crazy talk.

Pfft, oh come ON. Next you’re going to say there was a War of the Worlds remake.

106 OhNoZombies!  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 10:19:37pm

re: #103 Targetpractice

Keanu Reeves trying to actserious”?

:-)

107 Kragar  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 10:21:16pm

re: #105 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

Pfft, oh come ON. Next you’re going to say there was a War of the Worlds remake.

You mean that TV series from the late 80s?

108 Targetpractice  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 10:21:54pm

At this point, I don’t think even Shatner wants to acknowledge Star Trek V anymore. And Paramount would prefer it if people just forgot there was a movie after Insurrection.

109 OhNoZombies!  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 10:24:22pm

Someone told me there was a Time Machine remake.
I saw a movie. It was called Time Machine.
It was not.

110 Targetpractice  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 10:28:03pm

There were no films between Batman Returns and Batman Begins!

111 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 10:32:09pm

re: #110 Targetpractice

There were no films between Batman Returns and Batman Begins!

Ha ha, I see what you did there, implying that there were Batman movies before “Batman Begins”.

112 OhNoZombies!  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 10:36:37pm

My cousin revealed that she liked this movie starring George Clooney and Alecia Silverstone, and some other guy.

I’m planning an intervention.

113 Amory Blaine  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 10:38:45pm

I used to watch all the early 80s occult movies no matter how bad.

114 BongCrodny  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 10:40:10pm

re: #76 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

I don’t think there were any negative effects, although I did avidly listen to G. Gordon Liddy’s radio show during the 90s, and for a while I was a hardcore JFK assassination conspiracy theorist and UFO/aliens/Area 51/Men In Black nut, so maybe there was some subtle damage after all.

You have a really interesting interpretation of “subtle.”

115 OhNoZombies!  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 10:56:44pm

Off to bed.
May all of your dreams be original.
:-)

116 freetoken  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 11:17:59pm
117 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 11:21:47pm

re: #116 freetoken

The fur trapper started whippin’ on my favorite baby seal with a lead-filled snow shoe.

118 freetoken  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 11:32:00pm
119 dog philosopher  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 11:52:57pm

bought myself a kindle fire, an indulgence - bigger screen than the phone, not as heavy duty when i just want to do web stuff in front of the teevee or in bed

hello from my new toy!

120 dog philosopher  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 11:57:34pm

not as heavy duty as my laptop, that is

the site runs very slow on this ‘silk’ browser, tho…

121 Amory Blaine  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 12:04:24am

New toys are fun.

122 Amory Blaine  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 12:05:35am

Somebody said it might be easier @ LGF on spy mode. Try that once.

123 hellosnackbar  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 3:26:32am

Sometime ago I heard an American NASA chap describe Voyager 1 whilst passing Neptune as : The LittleSpaceship that could!

124 Justanotherhuman  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 3:26:38am

Morning shift has the latest…

US and Russia agree Syria arms deal

bbc.co.uk

More details “later”.

125 Amory Blaine  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 3:35:02am

I can’t get how far the meme got that Obama somehow bumbled our response. I think there’s a deliberate push to keep anyone with a half a brain from giving an interview on tv. Every where you turn its like a 3rd grade civics class.

126 Justanotherhuman  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 3:37:28am

I have to say, Rachel Maddow gets it totally correct in this 7 min segment about the rightwing and Putin.

MSNBC Video

I wish they would all move to Russia. Thanks for the suggestion, Scott Lively.

127 Justanotherhuman  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 3:46:02am

Followup on the WMD deal.

US-Russia reach agreement on Syria weapons

hosted.ap.org

I think Kerry was a hard bargainer, and a huge credit to the Obama admin, because…

“They say some elements of the deal include a timetable and how Syria must comply - and that if Syria fails, they will seek a Security Council resolution that could authorize military action. (my emphasis)

This last had been reported as something that would not be pursued, and that the UN would not vote to do, blah, blah, blah.

I think Pres Obama got what he wanted, overall. No unilateral military action by the US, and international condemnation and action.

Suck on that for a while, doubters.

128 Amory Blaine  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 3:52:01am

NBC/WSJ poll: GOP on the rise

Republicans are now leading Democrats on handling several key issues, according to a new Wall Street Journal/NBC poll.

The poll, released Friday, shows more Americans think that the Republicans are doing a better job on the economy, foreign policy and reducing the federal deficit.

The GOP has an edge of 7 percentage points over the Democrats on the issue of foreign policy. This is up from 2006, when the GOP was behind by 9 percentage points.

We are in serious trouble when the democrats can’t capitalize on the complete disconnect and absurdity of the GOP.

129 Justanotherhuman  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 3:55:28am

Yes, it’s going to take time to remove all the CWs from Syria. Here’s the rough timetable:

US and Russia agree Syria arms deal in Geneva

bbc.co.uk

This is a huge victory for Pres Obama, Kerry and diplomacy.

130 Amory Blaine  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 3:55:40am

Think the GOP is better for the economy. The party that is threatening to shut down the government and not raise the debt ceiling. I just.. what can you do?

131 Justanotherhuman  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 4:00:03am

re: #130 Amory Blaine

Think the GOP is better for the economy. The party that is threatening to shut down the government and not raise the debt ceiling. I just.. what can you do?

The party of the idiocracy. What else can you say about people who think reality TV is culture at its finest? And that Putin is an “American hero”?

132 Amory Blaine  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 4:01:57am

Time to hit the hay.

133 steve_davis  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 4:14:12am

re: #7 Eclectic Cyborg

That should really help illustrate how big our universe is. It took voyager 30 plus years just to get out of OUR GALAXY. The universe contains hundreds, possibly thousands of galaxies.

Really, really, really, freakin big

No, no. It took Voyager 30 plus years to exit the solar system. The galaxy itself is millions of light years across. We’re in one of the spinning outer pieces (the Milky Way is actually the heart of the galaxy, and we’re far away from that), and even here, it would take Voyager millions of years, at a guess, to exit the galaxy.

134 Justanotherhuman  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 4:38:29am

Funny how some in the US press are reporting the Syria CW deal.

US, Russia reach deal on Syria’s chemical weapons

worldnews.nbcnews.com

“If Syria fails to comply, it will be referred to the U.N. Security Council, Kerry said. It was not clear what those measures might be. The deal includes nothing about the potential use of force, Lavrov said.”

The BBC report says Chapter 7, which includes the use of force by the UN, will be invoked if the agreement is not honored by Syria. If Russia votes against any use of force by the UN in the Security Council, then it violates the agreement.

That’s my understanding of it, anyway.

I suppose we’ll have to wait until the WH itself officially announces the terms. The press isn’t doing a very good job of it.

135 Justanotherhuman  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 4:47:40am

Fucking rogue nation, Syria. We know these strikes are just conventional, even in light of the CW deal. And they can’t blame this on rebels who have no planes.

Syrian warplanes strike Damascus: residents

reuters.com

(Reuters) - Syrian warplanes struck rebel-held suburbs of the capital on Saturday and government forces clashed with insurgents on the frontlines, residents and opposition activists said.

“The warplanes are very busy this morning,” said a journalist working in central Damascus who asked to remain anonymous for security reasons.

“Activists said the strikes were focused on Berze, a northeastern part of central Damascus, where rebels have been on the offensive to push further into the city.”

The al-Assads don’t want to lose their power and will do anything to keep it, so they’ll continue killing Syria’s own citizens, “collateral damage” be damned.

136 Flounder  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 5:07:38am

Translation: Earthlings are coming, hide the valuables!

We here that a lot at family gatherings for some reason.

137 Dr Lizardo  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 5:16:12am

re: #136 Flounder

Translation: Earthlings are coming, hide the valuables!

We here that a lot at family gatherings for some reason.

Youtube Video

138 Flounder  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 5:23:33am

re: #30 OhNoZombies!

Oh Brother has an awesome soundtrack too.

139 Decatur Deb  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 5:39:46am

re: #135 Justanotherhuman

Fucking rogue nation, Syria. We know these strikes are just conventional, even in light of the CW deal. And they can’t blame this on rebels who have no planes.

Syrian warplanes strike Damascus: residents

reuters.com

(Reuters) - Syrian warplanes struck rebel-held suburbs of the capital on Saturday and government forces clashed with insurgents on the frontlines, residents and opposition activists said.

“The warplanes are very busy this morning,” said a journalist working in central Damascus who asked to remain anonymous for security reasons.

“Activists said the strikes were focused on Berze, a northeastern part of central Damascus, where rebels have been on the offensive to push further into the city.”

The al-Assads don’t want to lose their power and will do anything to keep it, so they’ll continue killing Syria’s own citizens, “collateral damage” be damned.

Yankee Warplanes Strike Atlanta, Hundreds Killed, Big’FU’ From Sherman.

140 Justanotherhuman  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 5:46:26am

In other news…

Spain arrests 4 Hells Angels in large cocaine bust

bigstory.ap.org

141 Lidane  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 6:40:28am

If I see one more “informed” conservative telling me that Putin is a peacemaker who just averted WW3, I’m going to scream.

No, he didn’t “lead” on averting war. He offered his client Assad a better refund policy than Amazon because Obama started moving warships into the area. What. The. Fuck. Why can’t people see this?

142 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 6:43:25am

re: #141 Lidane

If I see one more “informed” conservative telling me that Putin is a peacemaker who just averted WW3, I’m going to scream.

No, he didn’t “lead” on averting war. He offered his client Assad a better refund policy than Amazon because Obama started moving warships into the area. What. The. Fuck. Why can’t people see this?

Because they have a driving need to see Obama fall on his ass and because they keep believe that “this scandal will be the one that finally brings Obama down”.

143 Lidane  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 6:50:18am
144 Lidane  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 6:53:29am

Holy shit these people are shameless:


Youtube Video

145 Decatur Deb  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 6:56:36am

re: #144 Lidane

Holy shit these people are shameless:

[Embedded content]


Fox’s Dana Perino: the Bush White House did not engage in partisan politics.

The post-9/11 Dems were so wimped out that he hardly had to.

146 sagehen  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 6:57:32am

re: #144 Lidane

Holy shit these people are shameless:

[Embedded content]

Why do you hate America?

147 darthstar  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 6:57:53am
148 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 7:02:22am

re: #144 Lidane

Holy shit these people are shameless:

[Embedded content]


[Embedded content]

That’s a self-evident lie: Every White House engages in partisan politics. The president is a politician and head of his party in many regards. Thus he has to be partisan at times, and that’s OK.

149 darthstar  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 7:06:09am
150 darthstar  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 7:07:11am

re: #149 darthstar

And I do mean dismissive…

“Mr. McCain has been an active anti-Russian politician for many years already. We have been critical of his stance on Russia and international politics in our materials, but we would be only pleased to publish a story penned by such a prominent politician as John McCain.”

151 GeneJockey  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 7:07:16am

re: #144 Lidane

Holy shit these people are shameless:

Fox’s Dana Perino: the Bush White House did not engage in partisan politics.

Are you fucking kidding me? How did she manage to say that with a straight face?

152 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 7:08:54am

re: #150 darthstar

Don’t side with Putin over McCain, either. McCain is a decent man, Putin is…not.

153 A Mom Anon  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 7:09:21am

re: #147 darthstar

LOL. Awesome.

They’re pretty desperate to rewrite history as fast as they can.

I was reading a piece in Bloomberg this morning about GA’s idiot governor and insurance commissioner doing everything possible to obstruct the ACA. Including requiring the healthcare navigators to have to take the same test an insurance agent does to be licensed. Even though the navigators don’t need to do that by law. Why you ask?

Because insurance companies, drug companies, senior care companies and others have given over a million dollars to Gov. Nathan Deal’s Real PAC. I don’t have any idea how much the moron insurance commissioner has stuffed his pockets with.

How is this a win for insurance companies if they’re getting a flood of new customers who couldn’t previously afford insurance? Some of that money will also come from subsidies, so it’s not like they’re taking that big of a hit with lower rates either. Between the subsidies and new customers why are they fighting this so hard?

154 Decatur Deb  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 7:09:26am

re: #151 GeneJockey

Are you fucking kidding me? How did she manage to say that with a straight face?

Practice.

155 OhNoZombies!  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 7:11:40am

re: #151 GeneJockey

Are you fucking kidding me? How did she manage to say that with a straight face?

I hear Botox is very popular…

156 darthstar  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 7:12:59am

re: #152 Dark_Falcon

Don’t side with Putin over McCain, either. McCain is a decent man, Putin is…not.

Putin’s an asshole with little man complex (which is why he’s always posing shirtless doing something manly). He postures and poses and then he blinks.

McCain is the Senior Senator from Arizona, and he’s trying to inject himself into a conversation where he’s irrelevant - and he’s getting mocked…openly…for good reason.

And the whole taking sides thing in wingnuttia is Putin-vs-Obama (I’m on Obama’s side, for the record). It may surprise you, but John McCain was never actually elected president.

157 A Mom Anon  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 7:14:42am

It’s a gorgeous morning, I’m going to go enjoy it. BBL.

158 darthstar  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 7:17:03am
159 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 7:17:12am

re: #156 darthstar

Putin’s an asshole with little man complex (which is why he’s always posing shirtless doing something manly). He postures and poses and then he blinks.

McCain is the Senior Senator from Arizona, and he’s trying to inject himself into a conversation where he’s irrelevant - and he’s getting mocked…openly…for good reason.

And the whole taking sides thing in wingnuttia is Putin-vs-Obama (I’m on Obama’s side, for the record). It may surprise you, but John McCain was never actually elected president.

Hell, DS, McCain’s been on Obama’s side on getting a use of force resolution through the Senate, and when said resolution needed to be altered to reflect the current diplomatic situation McCain took the lead on getting it done.

John McCain ain’t tryin’ to upstage the president, he’s taking a swipe at Putin in the same way Putin swiped at the US.

160 darthstar  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 7:24:38am

re: #159 Dark_Falcon

John McCain ain’t tryin’ to upstage the president, he’s taking a swipe at Putin in the same way Putin swiped at the US.

It’s not his place. He doesn’t represent the American people. We elected someone else to that job. He’s only doing this because that’s how he’d handle the situation if he was president. And yes, he agreed with the president on getting a resolution for force to the Senate for a vote, then threatened to vote “No” because it wasn’t bootsonthegroundy enough.

161 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 7:25:02am

re: #159 Dark_Falcon

He also talked about impeaching Obama if he put boots on the ground. That sort of crazy talk really isn’t helpful.

162 Decatur Deb  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 7:27:54am

re: #161 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut

He also talked about impeaching Obama if he put boots on the ground. That sort of crazy talk really isn’t helpful.

That was in a ‘calming’ exchange with a citizen—he was describing the TP radicals in the House, rather than pressing for impeachment himself..

163 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 7:29:02am

re: #162 Decatur Deb

That was in a ‘calming’ exchange with a citizen—he was describing the TP radicals in the House, rather than pressing for impeachment himself..

McCain is a master at fucking those exchanges up, but at least that’s better than just saying it himself.

“He’s a Muslim!”
“no, no, he’s a decent man.”

Still pisses me off.

164 darthstar  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 7:30:13am
165 ninja cat  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 7:31:01am

re: #153 A Mom Anon

I was reading a piece in Bloomberg this morning about GA’s idiot governor and insurance commissioner doing everything possible to obstruct the ACA. Including requiring the healthcare navigators to have to take the same test an insurance agent does to be licensed.

Don’t omit my idiot FL Gov. He has issued an order completely blocking navigators from offering any guidance or assistance. Their reasoning is …well, I have no idea actually. Something about financial info would be available to the navigators, ergo a rise in ID theft will then run rampant.

166 darthstar  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 7:33:14am

re: #163 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut

“He’s a Muslim!”
“no, no, he’s a decent man.”

Still pisses me off.

An appropriate response would have been, “Lady, stop being such a racist dipshit! And that goes for every other birther piece of shit in this country who wants to claim my opponent is some sort of Kenyan Muslim plant!”

That would have won him more votes.

167 Iwouldprefernotto  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 7:34:14am

re: #163 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut

McCain is a master at fucking those exchanges up, but at least that’s better than just saying it himself.

“He’s a Muslim!”
“no, no, he’s a decent man.”

Still pisses me off.

Yes, this. This is one of the greatest examples of the GOP not being able to stand up to their base. It’s why they are failing and will continue to fail.

168 GeneJockey  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 7:35:17am

re: #166 darthstar

An appropriate response would have been, “Lady, stop being such a racist dipshit! And that goes for every other birther piece of shit in this country who wants to claim my opponent is some sort of Kenyan Muslim plant!”

That would have won him more votes.

Don’t know about THAT, but it sure would have done a tiny bit to make up for Sarah Palin.

I see his response as the bare minimum required.

169 Lidane  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 7:36:35am

So the saga of my soon-to-be unemployment continues.

Spoke to my boss yesterday. He’s leaving the company at the end of the month. Turns out, he’s leaving by choice. He offered to do more to help boost the numbers and their response was to offer him going from being a director to being a senior sales person, which would be a demotion and a pay cut. I’d leave too.

He also told me without my asking that he fought to keep me on and to keep the office open, but he got nowhere. He even tried to come up with suggestions for me to transition to marketing or digital/social media since that’s my MBA anyway, but nada. There has apparently been a desire to close the office here for some time, but they renewed the lease when I got hired. It was pretty much just a matter of time before I was facing this at all.

And to top it off? The lease isn’t up yet on the office. Their big plan when I’m gone? They’re going to leave the office here, abandoned, until the lease runs out so they don’t have to pay the penalty to break the lease, then they’ll ship the furniture and stuff back to California. WTF. I’m done next week. If you’re willing to pay the lease to keep the lights on for a while longer, why not have me stay until then?

Oh well. It’s for the best. Even my boss agrees they’re doing it wrong. I’m sure I’ll find something a lot better that also pays better.

170 darthstar  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 7:40:55am
171 Internet Tough Guy  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 7:44:31am

re: #164 darthstar

Obviously, Russia giving in and cutting a deal shows how weak Obama is.

/the Establishment and their dudebro enablers

172 darthstar  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 7:45:29am
173 darthstar  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 7:47:14am
174 Decatur Deb  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 7:53:30am

As always, Fox finds the cloud around the silver lining:

“The mechanics, perils and pitfalls of destroying Assad’s chemical weapons arsenal”

175 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 7:56:23am

re: #163 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut

McCain is a master at fucking those exchanges up, but at least that’s better than just saying it himself.

“He’s a Muslim!”
“no, no, he’s a decent man.”

Still pisses me off.

He can’t go full bore on those assholes, Obdi, they’ve got too much influence in Arizona. The best he can do is make clear he isn’t one of them and wait for the fever to break.

176 darthstar  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 8:12:07am

Poo-pourri Great commercial - apparently a real product.

Youtube Video

177 Stanley Sea  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 8:21:42am

re: #176 darthstar

Hey Darth - give me a quick low down on Uber?

178 darthstar  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 8:28:34am
179 aagcobb  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 8:29:39am

re: #31 Targetpractice

Saying that there are places humans will never go sort of sells short the ingenuity of humanity. We’ve explored the peaks of the highest mountains and sent manned vessels to the bottom of the Marianas Trench. We’ve cracked the sound barrier, sent men to the surface of our own moon and returned them safely, and begun establishing a foothold in planetary orbit.

And “fraction of the cost” is misleading because a single robotic exploration satellite or rover can still be an investment of years and millions to billions of dollars. It’s actually a large part of the reason that NASA has had a hard time justifying its budget requests time and again, because the success/failure rate is rather troubling when you consider that (for example) 2/3 of all missions sent to Mars have ended in failure. You can have scientists spend the better part of their careers planning, designing, constructing, and launching a mission only to see it end in failure because somewhere along the way a tech forgot to program the computer to accept measurements in metric rather than imperial units.

Think how much worse it would’ve been if they had spent ten times as much and the error got a whole crew killed. Its very expensive to launch all that food, water, oxygen, living space, heating and cooling and waste disposal into space, and a human crew would’ve been long since dead before exiting the solar system as Voyager has done. And why would we send people there? There is nowhere to go that can be reached. There may come a time when there is a good reason to send people to Mars or other neighboring planets, but right now robotic exploration is the only sensible way to go.

180 darthstar  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 8:41:06am
181 darthstar  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 8:42:10am
182 wheat-dogghazi  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 8:45:53am

re: #133 steve_davis

No, no. It took Voyager 30 plus years to exit the solar system. The galaxy itself is millions of light years across. We’re in one of the spinning outer pieces (the Milky Way is actually the heart of the galaxy, and we’re far away from that), and even here, it would take Voyager millions of years, at a guess, to exit the galaxy.

Pedantic corrections. The Milky Way IS our galaxy. Since we are in the suburbs, so to speak, when we look toward Sagittarius we are looking toward the center of the galaxy, whose arms spread out across the night sky to form a cloud-like structure to the naked eye, which was called the Milky Way because of its milky appearance. Gailleo in the early 1600s was the first to realize that the Milky Way was in fact gazillions (he said that very word — true story!) of stars that were very close together.

City dwellers can’t usually see the Milky Way, because street lighting washes out the faint glow. To see it right, you gotta go out to the countryside away from street lights and when Sagittarius is visible, like this time of year. It’s best if the Moon’s glare is not in the way, though. Let your eyes become accustomed to the dark and you will see it. Gorgeous!
Image: milkyway.jpg
Photo from Universe Today

Voyager 1, IIRC, will take several hundreds of thousands of years to reach the next star system on its trajectory. It will have a long, long way to go to reach intergalactic space — millions of years would be a good estimate.

183 wheat-dogghazi  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 8:57:50am

A follow-up to my comment 183. Voyager 1 will reach the next star system in roughly 38,000 years, per Universe Today.

Voyager 1 is aiming toward the constellation Ophiuchus. In the year 40,272 AD, Voyager 1 will come within 1.7 light years of an obscure star in the constellation Ursa Minor (the Little Bear or Little Dipper) called AC+79 3888. It will swing around the star and orbit about the center of the Milky Way, likely for millions of years.

Read more: universetoday.com

So, our little buddy will not venture into intergalactic space at all. He doesn’t have escape velocity.

184 Carlos Danger  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 9:06:27am

About Voyager’s power supply [via wiki]

The United States stopped producing plutonium-238 in 1988;[3] since 1993, all of the plutonium-238 used in American spacecraft has been purchased from Russia. In total, 16.5 kilograms have been purchased but Russia is no longer producing plutonium-238 and their own supply is reportedly running low.[4][5]

In 2009, the U.S. Department of Energy (DOE) requested funding to restart American domestic production.[6][7] It is estimated that to restart production will cost between $75 million and $90 million over five years.[8] Since the DOE would be responsible for producing the plutonium-238 for NASA, the two agencies want to split the cost of restarting production.[8] Congress has given NASA some of the money requested, $10 million in 2011 and the same in 2012.[8] The U.S. Congress has denied the DOE’s funding request for three years in a row.[8]

185 Carlos Danger  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 9:07:42am

But it’s not all bad:

Jim Adams, deputy director of planetary science at NASA, said that there is enough of the fuel for NASA missions to around 2022. He says if NASA does not get more after that, “then we won’t go beyond Mars anymore. We won’t be exploring the solar system beyond Mars and the asteroid belt.”[7] After production has been restarted it is predicted that it would take at least five years to get enough for a single spacecraft mission.[6]

In February 2013, it was reported that a small amount of was successfully produced by Oak Ridge’s High Flux Isotope Reactor, this was the first time the United States had produced 238Pu since production ended in the late 1980s.[9] Jim Green, head of NASA’s planetary science division, stated in March 2013 that NASA expects to receive reports back from DOE later in 2013 on a complete schedule that would put plutonium-238 on track to be produced at about 1.5 kg (3.3 lb) per year.[9]

186 wheat-dogghazi  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 9:10:05am

re: #185 Carlos Danger

It’s OK. Putin, with his superpowers, can crush uranium dust in his bare hands to make plutonium. This form is called putinium.

//

187 b_sharp  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 9:24:21am

Get the US and Russia to fund building a facility in Sask, where we can restart our mining.

188 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 9:24:35am

re: #175 Dark_Falcon

He can’t go full bore on those assholes, Obdi, they’ve got too much influence in Arizona. The best he can do is make clear he isn’t one of them and wait for the fever to break.

He can. And as long as people say he can’t, the GOP will remain unreformed.

189 sagehen  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 9:31:22am

re: #184 Carlos Danger

About Voyager’s power supply [via wiki]

We can buy it from Iran!!

190 wrenchwench  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 9:31:49am

re: #188 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut

He can. And as long as people say he can’t, the GOP will remain unreformed.

Assuming he’s not going to run for reelection yet again, now is the opportunity for him to push back against the whackos.

191 makeitstop  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 9:36:19am

The Zombie Lie of Syria’s chemical weapons actually being Saddam’s old chem weapons seems to be making a big-time comeback today.

It’s painful to watch these people so desperately want to believe an old lie that they’ll make up a new lie to confirm the old one.

192 wrenchwench  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 9:37:12am


A flood flow from this week’s massive storm passed through Albuquerque uneventfully overnight, with a lower and earlier peak than water managers had expected.

“It didn’t peak nearly as much as they thought it might have in Albuquerque,” said Mary Carlson of the U.S. Bureau of Reclamation. Reclamation sounded the alarm Friday afternoon after major flood flows raised the Rio Grande’s flow at north of Bernalillo to levels that were unprecedented in recent decades. But the peak seems to have dissipated on its way to Albuquerque as water flowed out of the river into lowlands and side channels that have been built in recent years to provide habitat for the endangered Rio Grande silvery minnow and other plants and animals, Carlson said.

Flows at the Central Avenue Bridge in Albuquerque peaked at around midnight last night, an hour earlier than expected, with a flow measured by the U.S. Geological Survey of 4,320 cubic feet per second, 80 times higher than the drought-sapped flows of less than a week ago. That is less than the 6,000-7,000 cfs peak the Bureau had projected, apparently in large part because the habitat restoration sites upstream absorbed a substantial part of the flow, Carlson said.

Flows this morning are still extremely high in Valencia County, but no levee problems have been reported there, according to Carlson. Water managers are closely watching the situation from there south, with big flood flows still making their way toward Socorro County on the Rio Grande with a possibility of large inflows from the Rio Puerco that could compound the rising river.

193 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 10:24:28am

re: #192 wrenchwench

That’s pretty damn awesome. Was this an intended effect or just a side effect of being nifty?

194 wrenchwench  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 10:32:51am

re: #193 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut

That’s pretty damn awesome. Was this an intended effect or just a side effect of being nifty?

I don’t really know, but I think it was proposed and sold as an endangered species project. Next time they can sell it as a twofer; improved habitat for the fishies, and avoiding a degraded habitat for the humans.

195 b_sharp  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 10:36:10am

re: #194 wrenchwench

I don’t really know, but I think it was proposed and sold as an endangered species project. Next time they can sell it as a twofer; improved habitat for the fishies, and avoiding a degraded habitat for the humans.

All of these habitats are there for a reason so every time we decide we don’t like them and re purpose them we change the adaptive nature of the environment. We really should expect the unexpected when we do that.

196 wrenchwench  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 10:44:29am

re: #195 b_sharp

All of these habitats are there for a reason so every time we decide we don’t like them and re purpose them we change the adaptive nature of the environment. We really should expect the unexpected when we do that.

Yep. Especially in the desert, it seems. If you don’t look closely, it looks like there’s not much to mess up, but there’s a delicate, thriving ecosystem if it’s left alone. Grazing is responsible for a lot of dust storms these days. Maybe even a haboob or two.

197 Shiplord Kirel  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 10:51:38am

I’ve seen more than one right wing fellow traveler gushing “Putin for president” on the net.
Perhaps they can put their dubious skill at researching birth records to work trying to find evidence that Vlad was actually born in the US while his parents were here as part of a Stalin-era spy ring.

198 b_sharp  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 10:54:38am

re: #196 wrenchwench

Yep. Especially in the desert, it seems. If you don’t look closely, it looks like there’s not much to mess up, but there’s a delicate, thriving ecosystem if it’s left alone. Grazing is responsible for a lot of dust storms these days. Maybe even a haboob or two.

We have shallow swamps up here. The farmers over the past 100 years have been filling them in so they can sow grain there. Now every time we have a wet spring (happening more frequently) their tractors get stuck, not just where the swamp used to be but on neighbouring fields.

Instead of recovering the swamp, they buy bigger tractors. 0_o

199 Eclectic Cyborg  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 11:00:47am

I wonder, if the clock were turned back about 70 years, would the RWNJs be gushing over Hitler too? I mean hey, he wanted a pure society too.

200 Shiplord Kirel  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 11:01:59am

re: #199 Eclectic Cyborg

I wonder, if the clock were turned back about 70 years, would the RWNJs be gushing over Hitler too? I mean hey, he wanted a pure society too.

A lot of them WERE gushing over Hitler back then, at least until Pearl Harbor.

201 Kragar  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 11:02:21am

re: #199 Eclectic Cyborg

RWNJ never met a Bund they didn’t like.

202 Shiplord Kirel  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 11:04:19am

re: #197 Shiplord Kirel

I’ve seen more than one right wing fellow traveler gushing “Putin for president” on the net.
Perhaps they can put their dubious skill at researching birth records to work trying to find evidence that Vlad was actually born in the US while his parents were here as part of a Stalin-era spy ring.

It would have been an NKVD spy ring back in 1952. In any case, I am going to want to see Vlad’s “long form” birth certificate.

203 Eclectic Cyborg  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 11:07:11am

re: #200 Shiplord Kirel

Excellent point. Kind of scary actually.

204 Eclectic Cyborg  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 11:07:44am

I wonder how long until someone co-opts the Chuck Norris facts and uses them for “Vladimir Putin facts”.

205 bratwurst  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 11:15:01am
206 Shiplord Kirel  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 11:26:24am

Since conservative leaders like Ann Coulter have tried hard to rehabilitate the whiskey-sodden ghost of Joseph McCarthy in recent years, I think it might be fun to turn it back on them:
“I have (or can readily fabricate) a list of 214 (or is it 189?) State Department employees who are known to be card carrying members of the Tea Party. Now, pass me some more of that Jim Beam, willya? *hic*”

207 RadicalModerate  Sat, Sep 14, 2013 1:08:17pm

Something that wasn’t mentioned in the story here, that many may find relevant:

Voyager 1’s speed, relative to the Sun, is roughly 39,000 miles/hr, and is currently considered the fastest spacecraft launched from Earth.
It has traveled roughly 11.7 billion miles in the 35 years since its launch.

Now for a little perspective.
The nearest extrasolar star to Earth (Proxima Centauri) is 4.25 light years away.
Voyager’s trip so far is slightly more than 0.002 light years.
If Voyager were traveling toward that star at its current speed, it would take about 75,000 years to get there.


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