This short film is making the festival rounds but the message is so strong, we had to share. Think of it as our first foray into educational content.
Illustration and Animation: Bill Sneed, Jeffrey Jeong and Oliver Wee
Music: Scot Lang
Producer: Jody MacKinnon
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Iwouldprefernotto Sat, Sep 14, 2013 2:46:48pm |
I want this at my funeral (just not anytime soon).
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b_sharp Sat, Sep 14, 2013 2:58:22pm |
I have an ad for DHGate featuring a woman wearing nothing but a chest chain. I’m I just lucky or is everybody getting the same ad?
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austin_blue Sat, Sep 14, 2013 3:19:58pm |
re: #2 b_sharp
I have an ad for DHGate featuring a woman wearing nothing but a chest chain. I’m I just lucky or is everybody getting the same ad?
You’re just lucky.
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nines09 Sat, Sep 14, 2013 3:31:26pm |
re: #2 b_sharp
I have, and have had, six young ladies in scanty bras from Bare Necessities, because my wife was looking for bras. You buying Chinese S&M?/
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Kragar Sat, Sep 14, 2013 3:40:08pm |
Watching some classic MST3k, and I’m joking with my daughter singing “In the year 2525,” and she chimes in with a perfect dead pan:
“We’ll all be dead.”
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b_sharp Sat, Sep 14, 2013 3:53:44pm |
re: #6 nines09
I have, and have had, six young ladies in scanty bras from Bare Necessities, because my wife was looking for bras. You buying Chinese S&M?/
Nope.
I’ve had quite a few dating sites, including Muslim and Christian sites show me ads here. I spend a lot of time in Twitter atheist/religion convos tho.
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Decatur Deb Sat, Sep 14, 2013 3:56:32pm |
re: #8 b_sharp
Nope.
I’ve had quite a few dating sites, including Muslim and Christian sites show me ads here. I spend a lot of time in Twitter atheist/religion convos tho.
I think ‘Decatur Deb’ confuses the bots. I get ads offering me middle-aged men as well as the cute Asian girls and cougars.
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Kragar Sat, Sep 14, 2013 3:59:35pm |
Asian Teen Has Sweaty Middle-Aged-Man Fetish
At first glance, 17-year-old Misaki Nakajima seems like any other shy and submissive Japanese schoolgirl. She loves shopping, text messaging, and the color pink. But beneath her wholesome exterior lies a wicked secret: Misaki Nakajima is consumed by sexual fantasies involving sweaty, middle-aged American men.
“I can’t explain it,” said Nakajima, dressed in a pleated miniskirt and pure white knee socks. “There’s just something about American men who are at least twice my age and nearly three times my body weight that totally drives me wild.”
Added Nakajima, “They’re so hot.”
Though she finds all pasty, middle-aged men intoxicating, Nakajima said balding Midwesterners who carry most of their weight in their stomach particularly turn her on. According to the sexually inquisitive teen, she often daydreams about sleeping with a 43-year-old divorcé with poor hygiene habits.
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Decatur Deb Sat, Sep 14, 2013 4:01:00pm |
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Kragar Sat, Sep 14, 2013 4:04:11pm |
re: #11 Decatur Deb
She’s a boon to all mankind.
How are the eyes, Kragar?
No problems since thursday. They were only bad for maybe 30 minutes or so.
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Decatur Deb Sat, Sep 14, 2013 4:06:02pm |
re: #12 Kragar
No problems since thursday. They were only bad for maybe 30 minutes or so.
If you’ve got any kind of insurance, it’s worth finding out what caused it. I’d screw around self-diagnosing a cold or a rash, not eyes.
Dogwalk—BBL
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Stanley Sea Sat, Sep 14, 2013 4:17:28pm |
What?
350 people now unaccounted for in Colorado floods, police say - @LarimerSheriff
— Breaking News (@BreakingNews) September 14, 2013
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Kragar Sat, Sep 14, 2013 4:24:05pm |
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A Mom Anon Sat, Sep 14, 2013 4:25:29pm |
re: #15 Stanley Sea
Holy crap. I hope that ends up being really wrong.
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PhillyPretzel Sat, Sep 14, 2013 4:31:01pm |
re: #5 Decatur Deb
It means that you and I are big readers. /half
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Decatur Deb Sat, Sep 14, 2013 4:33:48pm |
re: #19 PhillyPretzel
It means that you and I are big readers. /half
That’s a relief. I thought my sidewheeler fetish had been outed.
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Kragar Sat, Sep 14, 2013 4:39:31pm |
At least 4 dead, 200 missing in Colorado flooding; ‘Leave now or be prepared to stay for weeks’
Mudslides and flooding from rain unseen in modern records has claimed at least four lives and left 200 people missing around Boulder, Colo., according to news reports.
Rescuers are now bluntly telling people that if they do not get to safety now, they can expect to be stranded for weeks as the roads become completely useless from debris, mud and water. The long list of roads rendered impassable includes major highways like Boulder Canyon Drive and Highway 7 — the principle routes in and out of the city.
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nines09 Sat, Sep 14, 2013 4:39:40pm |
re: #9 Decatur Deb
I go under another handle on some other sites and it’s a Latino name. I get email spam from all sorts of Latin stores and dating services. Hoot.
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PhillyPretzel Sat, Sep 14, 2013 4:46:16pm |
Just posted an article on NPR and the buyouts they are offering to eliminate a debt. littlegreenfootballs.com
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Backwoods_Sleuth Sat, Sep 14, 2013 4:46:42pm |
The self delusion is deep with John McCain…
John McCain: “I don’t want to be one of these old guys who should’ve shoved off.” Too late.
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Backwoods_Sleuth Sat, Sep 14, 2013 4:47:24pm |
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Justanotherhuman Sat, Sep 14, 2013 4:48:18pm |
What’s with all the ads? I never get any, and I use Gmail. Maybe it’s my settings or I just have a good spam filter. : )
Plus, I never buy anything online.
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PhillyPretzel Sat, Sep 14, 2013 4:53:15pm |
re: #26 Justanotherhuman
I have a subscription and I do not see any ads after I log in. It is great. Please get a subscription; it is worth the money.
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Justanotherhuman Sat, Sep 14, 2013 4:55:51pm |
re: #27 PhillyPretzel
I have a subscription and I do not see any ads after I log in. It is great. Please get a subscription; it is worth the money.
I don’t get any ads, either. I was talking about email, actually. : )
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Decatur Deb Sat, Sep 14, 2013 5:04:46pm |
re: #27 PhillyPretzel
I have a subscription and I do not see any ads after I log in. It is great. Please get a subscription; it is worth the money.
I like the ads, and the tip jar is my counter to Charles’ hatemail posts. I’m sure he’s got a pile to unleash since Greenwaldgate.
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b_sharp Sat, Sep 14, 2013 5:07:00pm |
re: #27 PhillyPretzel
I have a subscription and I do not see any ads after I log in. It is great. Please get a subscription; it is worth the money.
I used to have one.
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ProTARDISLiberal Sat, Sep 14, 2013 5:12:30pm |
I feel the need to repost this:
Also, note where that Katrina-esque picture comes from Greeley.
You know, the place that wants to secede from Colorado? The support for that is about to evaporate.
I think someone is trying to send a message, but I am not sure what it is….
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Dark_Falcon Sat, Sep 14, 2013 5:16:22pm |
re: #32 ProTARDISLiberal
I feel the need to repost this:
I think someone is trying to send a message, but I am not sure what it is….
Actually, the movement to secede might gain support if the state is seen as “dragging its feet” or if this is seen as a “sign from God to secede from a state run by Satanic Demonrats”.
Never under estimate the power of DERP.
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ProTARDISLiberal Sat, Sep 14, 2013 5:19:29pm |
Also, apparently Peter Davison is going to appear in the 50th.
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ProTARDISLiberal Sat, Sep 14, 2013 5:21:39pm |
re: #33 Dark_Falcon
Well, if they want to do that, then there are two things to be pointed out:
1) They can’t secede without the approval of the Colorado Legislature (won’t happen) and Congress (Senate won’t allow it)
2) We hold the purse strings. They want to act like bratty children, they won’t get any money. Either way, my side wins.
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Dark_Falcon Sat, Sep 14, 2013 5:27:12pm |
re: #35 ProTARDISLiberal
Well, if they want to do that, then there are two things to be pointed out:
1) They can’t secede without the approval of the Colorado Legislature (won’t happen) and Congress (Senate won’t allow it)
2) We hold the purse strings. They want to act like bratty children, they won’t get any money. Either way, my side wins.
That just makes it better for the haters, since then they get to spew their hate and butthurt without actually having to take responsibility for their actions.
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wrenchwench Sat, Sep 14, 2013 5:29:44pm |
(The plural works if you include the wheeled objects.)
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Arrrr, matey! Sat, Sep 14, 2013 5:31:19pm |
re: #35 ProTARDISLiberal
Well, if they want to do that, then there are two things to be pointed out:
1) They can’t secede without the approval of the Colorado Legislature (won’t happen) and Congress (Senate won’t allow it)
2) We hold the purse strings. They want to act like bratty children, they won’t get any money. Either way, my side wins.
No.
We’re better than that.
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Arrrr, matey! Sat, Sep 14, 2013 5:33:10pm |
re: #37 wrenchwench
(The plural works if you include the wheeled objects.)
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OhNoZombies! Sat, Sep 14, 2013 5:34:28pm |
I just subscribed, and now the pics of the crusty, peeling feet are gone.
Hazzah!
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ProTARDISLiberal Sat, Sep 14, 2013 5:35:59pm |
re: #39 Pavlovian Hive Mind
How does that even work?
Also, while in Oklahoma, I made two more people Doctor Who fans (using Vincent and the Doctor), and struck a deal with another friend that she will watch Doctor Who, and I will watch Breaking Bad.
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Arrrr, matey! Sat, Sep 14, 2013 5:36:37pm |
re: #41 ProTARDISLiberal
How does that even work?
Also, while in Oklahoma, I made two more people Doctor Who fans (using Vincent and the Doctor), and struck a deal with another friend that she will watch Doctor Who, and I will watch Breaking Bad.
Cool beans.
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wrenchwench Sat, Sep 14, 2013 5:39:30pm |
re: #40 OhNoZombies!
I just subscribed, and now the pics of the crusty, peeling feet are gone.
Hazzah!
Oooh, I need a new ‘welcome’ thingy for new subscribers!
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Charles Johnson Sat, Sep 14, 2013 5:40:47pm |
re: #40 OhNoZombies!
I just subscribed, and now the pics of the crusty, peeling feet are gone.
Hazzah!
Thank you very much for subscribing - enjoy the faster version of LGF!
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Justanotherhuman Sat, Sep 14, 2013 5:44:29pm |
I can imagine, but wouldn’t want to. And one hour of Lush Limpballs would have had me screaming back to town.
‘Hermit’ burglar compound littered with batteries, ‘tons and tons’ of propane tanks
Won’t serve time in prison after cutting a deal. Will he live up to it?
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wrenchwench Sat, Sep 14, 2013 5:48:57pm |
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Killgore Trout Sat, Sep 14, 2013 5:49:54pm |
This has been on the rec list at Dkos all day
Trayvon Martin bombshell
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PhillyPretzel Sat, Sep 14, 2013 5:49:58pm |
re: #40 OhNoZombies!
Isn’t it nice? That is one of the reasons why I subscribe. :)
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Killgore Trout Sat, Sep 14, 2013 5:51:35pm |
Ooops…
This has been on the rec list at Dkos all day
Trayvon Martin bombshell
Links to some blog who links to alternet who links to some blog who got an anonymous email from some dude. Reality based community? lol
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Dark_Falcon Sat, Sep 14, 2013 6:01:06pm |
re: #51 Killgore Trout
Ooops…
This has been on the rec list at Dkos all day
Trayvon Martin bombshell
Links to some blog who links to alternet who links to some blog who got an anonymous email from some dude. Reality based community? lol
Faced with a reality of police fuck-ups in what would have been a difficult case under any circumstances, some are retreating into conspiracy theories. This is typical in our current world.
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wheat-dogghazi Sat, Sep 14, 2013 6:03:49pm |
re: #51 Killgore Trout
Ooops…
This has been on the rec list at Dkos all day
Trayvon Martin bombshell
Links to some blog who links to alternet who links to some blog who got an anonymous email from some dude. Reality based community? lol
The provenance of this information is somewhat dubious, but given the Keystone Kops nature of law enforcement in Volusia County, I’m inclined to give it some credence. What it needs is some serious reporting, done by someone who knows how to check facts and interview sources face-to-face. The writer of the Alternet piece falls somewhat short of the mark, I think.
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