Wingnut Christian Voyagers Who Were Lost in the Pacific Plan to Do It Again

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Remember that fundamentalist Christian family from Arizona who got on a boat and sailed off into the Pacific Ocean, fleeing the abortion and the homosexuality and the awful persecution they were suffering as Christians in America? The family who then ended up adrift at sea for weeks before being rescued?

Well, it looks like they didn’t get the message from the Man Upstairs, because instead of thanking God for rescuing them and keeping their butts on dry land, they’re going to do it again. This time, Sean Gastonguay will be putting his family’s life at risk because he’s afraid of immigration reform leading to biometric scanning.

Mr. Gastonguay is the proud recipient of today’s Right Wing Wacko Award.

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