The GOP is a Terrorist Organization
*ping*Speaking yesterday with a caller who identified himself as a “non-practicing homosexual,” Bryan Fischer of the American Family Association reaffirmed his belief that homosexuality “is a matter of choice.” When the caller asked if Fischer “could have sex with a man,” Fischer was flummoxed and said he would never even begin to think about having gay sex.
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LGF Subscription: Breathes Like Egyptian Cotton Mon, Oct 28, 2013 3:35:30pm |
Which is unfortunate because I can’t imagine any women wanting to have sex with him either.
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ausador Mon, Oct 28, 2013 3:50:21pm |
Are you sure about that Bryan? Anyone who spends as much time as you thinking and then talking about homosexual sex acts to a national audience has surely a bit of…err…latency to deal with?
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thecommodore Mon, Oct 28, 2013 4:13:19pm |
re: #3 ausador
Are you sure about that Bryan? Anyone who spends as much time as you thinking and then talking about homosexual sex acts to a national audience has surely a bit of…err…latency to deal with?
You should have heard his diatribes against the repeal of DADT. They were replete with fears of troops being molested in their sleep, being checked out in the shower, and mandatory cross dressing.
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Vicious Babushka Mon, Oct 28, 2013 4:15:24pm |
Somebody should create a “Gay Bryan Fischer” parody account, a Twitter feed for Bryan after he comes out.
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CuriousLurker Mon, Oct 28, 2013 4:55:12pm |
I’m sure gay men the world over are heartbroken. //
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HappyWarrior Mon, Oct 28, 2013 5:11:18pm |
I don’t think anyone would want o have sex with Bryan Fischer- man or woman.
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LGF Subscription: Breathes Like Egyptian Cotton Mon, Oct 28, 2013 5:14:35pm |
re: #5 Vicious Babushka
I would almost give anything to see that happen.
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CriticalDragon1177 Mon, Oct 28, 2013 6:42:23pm |
Hey Bryan you’ve just been power owned. You can’t choose to be gay, therefore why should I think that being gay is a choose, if being straight isn’t either.
By the way, I couldn’t have sex with a man either. However if you end up doing so, I won’t judge you, unless you continue to condemn people for being homosexuals.
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Amory Blaine Mon, Oct 28, 2013 6:46:42pm |
The douche doth protest too much, methinks.
Nice turtleneck sweater big Bry. ;)
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Charles Johnson Mon, Oct 28, 2013 6:48:23pm |
Just going by his public statements, Bryan Fischer thinks about men having sex with men A LOT. You might even say he’s obsessed with the subject.
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jaunte Mon, Oct 28, 2013 6:49:49pm |
Fischer was flummoxed and said he would never even begin to think about having gay sex.
The real question is, when will he stop?
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Dancing along the light of day Mon, Oct 28, 2013 6:49:56pm |
MUST RESIST, OK who would do that, anyway?
Man or woman?
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b.d. Mon, Oct 28, 2013 6:50:21pm |
All pastors say they don’t want to have gay sex, then the meth starts talking.
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Vicious Babushka Mon, Oct 28, 2013 6:51:20pm |
He probably also thinks a lot about having sex with a bear.
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Decatur Deb Mon, Oct 28, 2013 6:51:28pm |
Bryan is dedicating himself entirely to his collection of gladiator cinema.
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Dark_Falcon Mon, Oct 28, 2013 6:51:59pm |
re: #14 b.d.
All pastors say they don’t want to have gay sex, then the meth starts talking.
Fischer isn’t a druggie, he’s high on a potent cocktail of hatred, ignorance, and fear.
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Amory Blaine Mon, Oct 28, 2013 6:52:35pm |
re: #15 Vicious Babushka
He probably also thinks a lot about having sex with a bear.
Is that wrong? Should I not do that!??!
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Kragar Mon, Oct 28, 2013 6:53:26pm |
re: #15 Vicious Babushka
He probably also thinks a lot about having sex with a bear.
I don’t think Bryan likes his guys hairy.
Oh, wrong bear.
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lawhawk Mon, Oct 28, 2013 6:54:18pm |
re: #15 Vicious Babushka
He probably also thinks a lot about having sex with a bear.
Maybe a bad experience at a furry convention. /
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Amory Blaine Mon, Oct 28, 2013 6:54:52pm |
Man when I procrastinate at work I really fuck off!! {Bad Amory}
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Decatur Deb Mon, Oct 28, 2013 6:54:53pm |
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Dancing along the light of day Mon, Oct 28, 2013 6:56:51pm |
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Decatur Deb Mon, Oct 28, 2013 6:57:59pm |
The Lower Alabama ACA Navigator kickoff is over. So far we are much better at throwing parties than coding websites.
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jaunte Mon, Oct 28, 2013 6:58:05pm |
Thank y'all for the warm welcome back to the Lone Star State. With your help & support, we will #MakeDCListen! http://t.co/GsDx8uxztu
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) October 27, 2013
Look at this Y’all slingin’, shotgun-totin’ poser.
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Romantic Heretic Mon, Oct 28, 2013 7:01:44pm |
re: #17 Dark_Falcon
Fischer isn’t a druggie, he’s high on a potent cocktail of hatred, ignorance, and fear.
And like a lot of users, he’s a dealer as well.
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Vicious Babushka Mon, Oct 28, 2013 7:04:44pm |
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Decatur Deb Mon, Oct 28, 2013 7:10:15pm |
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Charles Johnson Mon, Oct 28, 2013 7:10:20pm |
Greenwald sounding even more like Alex Jones tonight: “the claim this is all about terrorism is pure deceit.” http://t.co/2dBnoeBjkI— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) October 29, 2013
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Dancing along the light of day Mon, Oct 28, 2013 7:11:12pm |
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Vicious Babushka Mon, Oct 28, 2013 7:12:06pm |
#AssholeOfTheDay Ted Cruz thinks you'll believe Texas cares about the life of the mother. http://t.co/inPhEPOKuj pic.twitter.com/zpdbMb5zSB— Some Asshole (@assholeofday) October 29, 2013
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Stanley Sea Mon, Oct 28, 2013 7:14:23pm |
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Killgore Trout Mon, Oct 28, 2013 7:14:51pm |
Portland problems: Get off my lawn! Portland chefs accused of unlawful urban foraging
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Stanley Sea Mon, Oct 28, 2013 7:15:44pm |
re: #38 Stanley Sea
LGF became too liberal. He missed Mandy.
I LOVED how he freaked out the old sticks up their asses people.
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Dancing along the light of day Mon, Oct 28, 2013 7:19:38pm |
re: #39 Killgore Trout
Portland problems: Get off my lawn! Portland chefs accused of unlawful urban foraging
Fears for the frogs!
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Killgore Trout Mon, Oct 28, 2013 7:22:53pm |
re: #42 Dancing along the light of day
Fears for the frogs!
The French place a few blocks away doesn’t sell frog legs. Seriously though. I talk to my foragers all the time and have encountered a few chefs. They sometimes get greedy with the foraging. It can get annoying sometimes but it’s not a serious problem for me.
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Decatur Deb Mon, Oct 28, 2013 7:24:45pm |
re: #43 Killgore Trout
The French place a few blocks away doesn’t sell frog legs. Seriously though. I talk to my foragers all the time and have encountered a few chefs. They sometimes get greedy with the foraging. It can get annoying sometimes but it’s not a serious problem for me.
Share-crop—old Alabama tradition.
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Stanley Sea Mon, Oct 28, 2013 7:29:41pm |
re: #41 b_sharp
Seriously?
kinda….I think he enjoyed it when it was more adversarial. But I can’t speak for him, haven’t been in touch with him or Windy for quite awhile.
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Stanley Sea Mon, Oct 28, 2013 7:31:07pm |
re: #43 Killgore Trout
The French place a few blocks away doesn’t sell frog legs. Seriously though. I talk to my foragers all the time and have encountered a few chefs. They sometimes get greedy with the foraging. It can get annoying sometimes but it’s not a serious problem for me.
I had frog legs when I was in Florida. Awesome.
Used to stop on my way home from work & pick them up from a guy who sold them on the side of the road.
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Political Atheist Mon, Oct 28, 2013 7:31:34pm |
re: #38 Stanley Sea
LOL! Too liberal?
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Stanley Sea Mon, Oct 28, 2013 7:32:30pm |
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Bear Mon, Oct 28, 2013 7:35:46pm |
re: #39 Killgore Trout
Reminds me of seeing Japanese Families, Papasan, Mamasan and kidssan picking up something along the sides of the railway in the winter and early spring 1945-46. Then I thought they were after grass as they were starving. I do not think they were chefs.
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