And Now, True Facts About the CuttleFish
The cutest little freaks in the universe
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Somehow this seems appropriate for a Halloween afternoon video break…
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Targetpractice Thu, Oct 31, 2013 3:30:58pm |
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dog philosopher Thu, Oct 31, 2013 3:32:47pm |
what happens in the cube farm on halloween day?
eating [x]
talking [x]
working [ ]
dispensing candy [x]
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Backwoods_Sleuth Thu, Oct 31, 2013 3:33:11pm |
Since we’re continuing Halloween stuffs, I’m bringing this up from downstairs.
Dent Schoolhouse in Greater Cincinnati is apparently the # 2 haunt attraction in the US, and my niece is one of the ten stellar makeup artists working there. Cincinnati TV station WCPO has a picture gallery.
Niece is the one with green hair and many facial piercings, but she is an amazing makeup artist and in great demand.
And yes, I’m a proud auntie.
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Decatur Deb Thu, Oct 31, 2013 3:33:24pm |
Candles are lit, cyalumes snapped, strobe flashing on the spiders—first kid just came.
“Say Thank you.”
“I want to go to another house.”
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dog philosopher Thu, Oct 31, 2013 3:35:03pm |
TODD STARNES’ AMERICAN DISPATCH: Controversial manual used by the military to train its Equal Opportunity officers — and obtained exclusively by Fox News — teaches that ‘healthy, white, heterosexual, Christian’ men hold an unfair advantage over other races, and warns about a so-called ‘White Male Club.’
OMG SOMEBODY REMINDED ME OF THE PAST 500 YEARS OF HISTORY!!!
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Lidane Thu, Oct 31, 2013 3:37:25pm |
Cuttlefish remind me of the South Park parody of the Human Centipede.
Eeew.
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Kragar Thu, Oct 31, 2013 3:38:49pm |
re: #3 dog philosopher
what happens in the cube farm on halloween day?
eating [x]
talking [x]
working [ ]
dispensing candy [x]
Or in our case
“No one goes home until you guys have fixed what the other guys fucked up.”
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b.d. Thu, Oct 31, 2013 3:40:26pm |
The 1st non-zombie to come to my door gets double the candy.
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b.d. Thu, Oct 31, 2013 3:41:27pm |
The cuttlefish is the Apple version of the octopus.
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jaunte Thu, Oct 31, 2013 3:44:55pm |
This guy http://t.co/eN3CVSTbqS
— Jodie Laubenberg (@scATX) October 31, 2013
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bratwurst Thu, Oct 31, 2013 3:46:11pm |
Today’s Rush Limbaugh show was pretty much a wall-to-wall infomercial for his new children’s book (because who knows kids better, right?) complete with clearly bogus fan mail from young people who devoured the book since its release 48 hours ago and just had to let El Rushbo know how much they loved it!
If you think this sounds bad, it was worse.
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GeneJockey Thu, Oct 31, 2013 3:48:07pm |
re: #14 bratwurst
Today’s Rush Limbaugh show was pretty much a wall-to-wall infomercial for his new children’s book (because who knows kids better, right?) complete with clearly bogus fan mail from young people who devoured the book since its release 48 hours ago and just had to let El Rushbo know how much they loved it!
If you think this sounds bad, it was worse.
The thought of much-married, much-divorced, childless Rush Limbaugh writing a children’s book is enough to make me NOT want to go downstairs to the lunchroom for leftovers from today’s catered lunch.
Well done!
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darthstar Thu, Oct 31, 2013 3:49:55pm |
Ha!
DAILY BANTER STAFF: Possibly The Greatest Viral Vid Ever: David Attenborough Narrates Miley Cyrus Twerking Wit… http://t.co/nl82mgBS6c— Bob Cesca (@bobcesca_go) October 31, 2013
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Romantic Heretic Thu, Oct 31, 2013 3:53:08pm |
I noticed they had a similar True Facts about the mantis shrimp, which is one of my favourite psycho killers of the natural kingdom.
Which leads me to The Oatmeal.
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Varek Raith Thu, Oct 31, 2013 3:53:36pm |
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GeneJockey Thu, Oct 31, 2013 3:55:38pm |
OT (but hey, this is the internet!), but anyone have experience with a dog with Idiopathic Vestibular Syndrome? Not DIRECT experience, obviously…
Our old (as in we adopted her as an adult in 1996) Eskie gave a “Yife!” and collapsed in the hall this morning. We found her sprawled on the floor, unable to stand. Her eyes kept moving, reminded me of when I was a kid and I’d spin in circles to make myself dizzy and when I stopped my eyes kept turning.
Mrs. Jockey was sure this was ‘It’, and we bundled her off to the vet, wrapped in a towel since she kept trying to stand. The Vet looked her over, and he and the Vet assistant set her standing on a non-slip mat, which she managed. He said it happens a lot with older dogs, they don’t know what causes it, but most dogs recover completely.
So that’s how MY Halloween started.
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Varek Raith Thu, Oct 31, 2013 3:57:21pm |
House Republicans are demanding(!) answers on Obamacare, but not very many of them are willing to actually show up when presented with an opportunity to get answers.
Rep. John Fleming (R-La.) told reporters that “about 20 members” attended the House GOP briefing, at which senior Health and Human Services Department official Mike Hash laid out some of the issues facing the Healthcare.gov website.
The meeting was scheduled after House Republicans cried foul when they weren’t included in last week’s closed-door session with Democrats.
One may get the idea that all of their ballyhooing was just for show.
Remember that time Republicans failed to show up for a briefing on Benghazi that they demanded? I remember when John McCain, Lindsey Graham, and Kelly Ayotte held a press conference to complain about the lack of briefings while the aforementioned briefing was taking place.
Good times.
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EPR-radar Thu, Oct 31, 2013 3:59:53pm |
re: #20 Varek Raith
One may get the idea that all of their ballyhooing was just for show.
Remember that time Republicans failed to show up for a briefing on Benghazi that they demanded? I remember when John McCain, Lindsey Graham, and Kelly Ayotte held a press conference to complain about the lack of briefings while the aforementioned briefing was taking place.
Good times.
Its not like these GOP idiots need to attend the meetings they demand in order to know that everything is Obama’s fault.
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Lidane Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:01:53pm |
Only a Fox News health care “expert” would say that “too many people have” health insurance http://t.co/XOpuBUw0RY— Media Matters (@mmfa) October 31, 2013
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darthstar Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:02:57pm |
Obama halted NSA spying on IMF and World Bank headquarters http://t.co/K4U3pbK8MG— Reuters Top News (@Reuters) October 31, 2013
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darthstar Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:03:24pm |
GOP State Rep. Calls Clarence Thomas 'The Black Judge' http://t.co/1ediAxQtjr— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) October 31, 2013
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Targetpractice Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:06:39pm |
re: #22 Lidane
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Scaremongering at its finest. Most every “scary” consequences of the ACA was previously used to describe what would happen if single-payer ever took hold here in the US.
In short, they want to maintain a system that reserves care for those who can pay for it. Want to be at the top of the transplant list? Build a new hospital wing. Want to get your kids major surgery? Stroke out a check for a donation. Want to avoid long lines for a new life-saving drug? Pull strings in hospital administration.
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piratedan Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:07:24pm |
re: #23 darthstar
needed more resources to deprive honest americans of their privacy, natch ///
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b.d. Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:10:00pm |
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freetoken Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:14:08pm |
Heh, I know some cuttleboners!
Casting in cuttlebones is neat, if somewhat crude compared to the lost wax method.
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GeneJockey Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:14:17pm |
re: #22 Lidane
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The only way to interpret that is that he thinks only a limited segment of the population deserve healthcare.
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Dark_Falcon Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:14:55pm |
re: #27 b.d.
Google Translate:
[dudebro] Obama intimately involved on NSA spying of World Bank and IMF [/dudebro]
I’d like a ‘dudebro’ font, myself. The color would be green, the font Showcard Gothic.
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RadicalModerate Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:16:13pm |
re: #24 darthstar
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Really? I mean, Thomas has only been a Justice of the Supreme Court for 22 years. It’s not a difficult name to remember, either.
(and yes, I can name all nine from memory, as well as their ruling tendencies).
Conservative:
Roberts, Thomas, Scalia, Alito
Moderate:
Kennedy
Liberal:
Sotomayor, Kagan, Ginsberg, Breyer
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Iwouldprefernotto Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:16:34pm |
Is Greenwald going to do the “Fake Facts” about Cuttlefish?
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b.d. Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:18:20pm |
re: #30 Dark_Falcon
I’d like a ‘dudebro’ font, myself. The color would be green, the font Showcard Gothic.
I agree 100%, chartreuse.
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Lidane Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:18:51pm |
Tequila has the same percise proportion of carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen atoms necessary to create a diamond.— SciencePorn (@SciencePorn) October 31, 2013
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b.d. Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:19:18pm |
re: #32 Iwouldprefernotto
Is Greenwald going to do the “Fake Facts” about Cuttlefish?
[greenwald] No one knew about the cuttlefish until the brave Edward Snowden told the world about them. [/greenwald]
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Targetpractice Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:21:24pm |
re: #34 Lidane
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Not sure I’m ready to try liquid diamond to see if it’ll knock me on my ass.
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Lidane Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:23:21pm |
If you plan on giving out floss I would like to formally invite you to sit this one out.— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) October 30, 2013
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Shiplord Kirel Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:23:43pm |
If you haven’t seen this, please take a look.
Posted by DF in pages:
Tea-Party Activists Push David Barton to Primary Cornyn
Please, PLEASE, do this, ‘baggers. Imagine what Democratic media types would do with Barton’s claims that Jesus opposed the minimum wage and the capital gains tax, not to mention a conservative publishing house pulling his book because of rampant lies.
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Dark_Falcon Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:24:24pm |
I wish I didn’t have to post this next link, but if I don’t someone else likely will:
At a Senate hearing on “stand your ground” laws, Texas Republican Senator Ted Cruz told Trayon Martin’s mother that the laws are not racist.
Trayvon Martin’s mother Sybrina Fulton testified that the “stand your ground” laws don’t work and should be changed, according to Fox News.
“I just wanted to come here to … let you know how important it is that we amend this stand your ground because it certainly did not work in my case,” Fulton said, speaking without consulting prepared remarks. “The person that shot and killed my son is walking the streets today. This law does not work.”
The Blaze reports that Cruz offered his condolences to Fulton and then told her that the self-defense laws are not racist because they help blacks as much as whites, if not more. According to The Atlantic Wire, Cruz stated:
“The chairman of this committee, a moment ago, made a remarkable statement that to the effect that no one could reasonably believe that ‘stand your ground’ laws protect those in the African-American communities who are victims of violent crimes. I think that is a remarkable statement on many, many fronts, including the fact that a great many African-Americans find themselves victims of violent crime, and have asserted this defense to defend themselves, defend their families, defend their children.”
Warning: The vid was posted by Michael Savage’s YouTube channel. The comments are filthy:
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Lidane Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:24:52pm |
Almond Joy? You may as well be giving out ziplock bags of hummus.— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) October 31, 2013
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Dark_Falcon Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:26:44pm |
re: #38 Shiplord Kirel
I really don’t want Barton nominated, but I do thank you and have updinged you for calling attention to the Page I posted.
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Vicious Babushka Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:27:24pm |
re: #30 Dark_Falcon
I’d like a ‘dudebro’ font, myself. The color would be green, the font Showcard Gothic.
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Lidane Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:27:49pm |
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GeneJockey Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:27:57pm |
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Targetpractice Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:28:16pm |
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Dark_Falcon Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:30:37pm |
re: #44 GeneJockey
That’s more Moonbatty, to me.
Agreed. I’d to put that font in pink as the ‘Moonbat’ font.
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Lidane Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:30:51pm |
re: #38 Shiplord Kirel
I would burst something laughing if the GOP base managed to primary Cornyn in favor of Barton, then I’d hope like hell that the Dems would nominate someone with some kind of charisma and IQ to go up against him. Julian Castro, maybe?
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Shiplord Kirel Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:34:42pm |
re: #47 Lidane
I would burst something laughing if the GOP base managed to primary Cornyn in favor of Barton, then I’d hope like hell that the Dems would nominate someone with some kind of charisma and IQ to go up against him. Julian Castro, maybe?
Castro would be a good choice. The local ‘baggers are obviously brimming with confidence after they managed to get Cruz into the senate. I think they will go a step too far, though, if they follow up this success by nominating the party witch doctor Barton. Cruz is merely a fraud and a heartless asshole while Barton is a drooling crazy person.
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Bulworth Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:37:29pm |
re: #22 Lidane
This is weird since I’m now seeing a brand new (rebranding!!!!!) meme put forward by the Media Village on behalf of the privileged: Not enough people have signed up for the healthcare exchanges. Behold, the Very Serious People are not impressed. So what have learned this past decade: the media loves them some War, hate healthcare, at least for the masses.
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calochortus Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:37:43pm |
re: #47 Lidane
I would burst something laughing if the GOP base managed to primary Cornyn in favor of Barton, then I’d hope like hell that the Dems would nominate someone with some kind of charisma and IQ to go up against him. Julian Castro, maybe?
Sounds like an excellent idea to me, but is Barton really crazy enough to give up his cozy position as Official Historian to run for an office he is unlikely to be elected to?
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Lidane Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:38:13pm |
re: #48 Shiplord Kirel
The idiots and rubes around here are giddy with LOL Cruz has Obummer running scared and they think the answer is to double down and get rid of that RINO Cornyn.
Personally, I think it’s hilarious. I hope they succeed, if for no other reason than the Dems nominating someone like Castro for the Senate. Watching Barton on the campaign trail having to defend all his crazy wouold be amazing.
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Targetpractice Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:39:14pm |
re: #51 Lidane
The idiots and rubes around here are giddy with LOL Cruz has Obummer running scared and they think the answer is to double down and get rid of that RINO Cornyn.
Personally, I think it’s hilarious. I hope they succeed, if for no other reason than the Dems nominating someone like Castro for the Senate. Watching Barton on the campaign trail having to defend all his crazy wouold be amazing.
Scary thought is Barton would get elected because too many people go “Well, he’s a Republican, that’s all I need to know.”
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dog philosopher Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:41:09pm |
re: #42 Witches BaBOOshka
reminds me of the font used in the early 60s for crazy surfer d00ds and Kustom Kars
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Shiplord Kirel Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:41:53pm |
re: #50 calochortus
Sounds like an excellent idea to me, but is Barton really crazy enough to give up his cozy position as Official Historian to run for an office he is unlikely to be elected to?
It’s hard to evaluate just how crazy Barton really is. He might assume that he would really would lose nothing by defeat in the general. He could earn major martyr cookies from the ‘bagger masses, which could only help the income from his speaking engagements and book sales.
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Dark_Falcon Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:43:16pm |
re: #50 calochortus
Sounds like an excellent idea to me, but is Barton really crazy enough to give up his cozy position as Official Historian to run for an office he is unlikely to be elected to?
He might not intend to give his current role up. He might run aiming simply to make a big DERPy splash and spike his book sales, then take a dive in the fall by ‘standing firm’ on some point that alienates most voters.
The question is: “Does David Barton actually believe the bullshit he spews?”
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calochortus Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:48:42pm |
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Dark_Falcon Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:51:05pm |
re: #56 calochortus
I think a lot of the question is whether he realizes that wider exposure won’t do his reputation out in the world at large any good.
Ridicule won’t be helpful to his career.
It would if it rallies wingnuts to him. But criticism would hurt him if it made him so radioactive that he wasn’t able to secure a publishing and distribution for his books.
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William Barnett-Lewis Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:51:21pm |
SO my son and I were messing around the other day and came up with some new travelling songs … (to the tune of Frère Jacques)
Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
No we’re not. No we’re not.
That sucks! That sucks!
Shut up kid. Shut up kid.
How much longer? How much longer?
Almost there. Almost there.
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Shut up kid. Shut up kid.
Mom didn’t know whether she wanted more to laugh or smack us ;)
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FemNaziBitch Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:53:06pm |
re: #15 GeneJockey
The thought of much-married, much-divorced, childless Rush Limbaugh writing a children’s book is enough to make me NOT want to go downstairs to the lunchroom for leftovers from today’s catered lunch.
Well done!
be thankful he hasn’t spawned.
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Lidane Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:53:23pm |
re: #55 Dark_Falcon
The question is: “Does David Barton actually believe the bullshit he spews?”
The question you should be asking is why David Barton had a hand in writing the national GOP platform.
The answer? Because a lot of people in the GOP *do* believe the bullshit he spews. It’s endemic in your party, from the local to the national levels.
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klys Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:54:20pm |
Well Lizards, enjoy this Halloween and the company of your scaly ones. I am off to soak my scales in some hot springs and celebrate three years of marriage to my best friend (coming up on Wednesday!). Back on Sunday. :)
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b.d. Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:56:00pm |
[dudebro] Greenwald’s next story is that the NSA watched the Cards play the Red Sox. He must be running out of that Snowden stuff. [/dudebro]
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Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:56:07pm |
re: #55 Dark_Falcon
The question is: “Does David Barton actually believe the bullshit he spews?”
The GOP believes the bullshit about creationism and global warming denial, and probably quite a bit of other stuff.
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b.d. Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:57:32pm |
re: #61 klys
Well Lizards, enjoy this Halloween and the company of your scaly ones. I am off to soak my scales in some hot springs and celebrate three years of marriage to my best friend (coming up on Wednesday!). Back on Sunday. :)
Happy anniversary klys!
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makeitstop Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:58:24pm |
re: #61 klys
Well Lizards, enjoy this Halloween and the company of your scaly ones. I am off to soak my scales in some hot springs and celebrate three years of marriage to my best friend (coming up on Wednesday!). Back on Sunday. :)
Have a great trip! And happy anniversary, with wishes for many more.
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Decatur Deb Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:58:38pm |
re: #53 dog philosopher
reminds me of the font used in the early 60s for crazy surfer d00ds and Kustom Kars
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FemNaziBitch Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:59:43pm |
re: #17 Romantic Heretic
I noticed they had a similar True Facts about the mantis shrimp, which is one of my favourite psycho killers of the natural kingdom.
Which leads me to The Oatmeal.
16 colors —I am so jealous!!!
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freetoken Thu, Oct 31, 2013 4:59:48pm |
re: #38 Shiplord Kirel
Speaking of Mr. Barton:
Possible Senate candidate David Barton: Climate change is God’s ‘judgement’ for abortion
A so-called “historian,” who radio host Glenn Beck hired to teach at his online university and is now considering a run for the U.S. Senate, recently asserted that climate change was an example of God’s judgment “on the spot” for sins like abortion.
[…]
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b_sharp Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:00:24pm |
Well the graves are dug, the traps laid and the candy filled with poison.
Now to wait until a juicy little trick-or-treater makes a fatal step.
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Decatur Deb Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:00:49pm |
re: #69 freetoken
Speaking of Mr. Barton:
Possible Senate candidate David Barton: Climate change is God’s ‘judgement’ for abortion
With Beck behind him, how can he lose?
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Iwouldprefernotto Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:01:05pm |
re: #48 Shiplord Kirel
Castro would be a good choice. The local ‘baggers are obviously brimming with confidence after they managed to get Cruz into the senate. I think they will go a step too far, though, if they follow up this success by nominating the party witch doctor Barton. Cruz is merely a fraud and a heartless asshole while Barton is a drooling crazy person.
How can you tell the difference?
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Stanley Sea Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:01:22pm |
Great vid. Thanks Mr. Proprietor of Blog.
Hey LGF.
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Decatur Deb Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:02:34pm |
re: #70 b_sharp
Well the graves are dug, the traps laid and the candy filled with poison.
Now to wait until a juicy little trick-or-treater makes a fatal step.
Google of our town’s media shows no effort by hospitals and vets to xray kids’ loot. That’s real progress, for us.
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FemNaziBitch Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:02:42pm |
I just got my first Tricker or Treaters!!!! 4 girls. All dead.
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Vicious Babushka Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:04:44pm |
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FemNaziBitch Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:04:58pm |
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Vicious Babushka Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:05:28pm |
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wrenchwench Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:06:22pm |
re: #30 Dark_Falcon
I’d like a ‘dudebro’ font, myself. The color would be green, the font Showcard Gothic.
I like it. Big head, full of itself. Very dudebroesque.
re: #43 Lidane
Dudebro-nies?
Dudebronies are like Bronies in the mirror universe. Bronies believe that empathy and friendship count more than anything. Dudebronies believe they mean nothing.
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calochortus Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:07:13pm |
re: #76 FemNaziBitch
I just got my first Tricker or Treaters!!!! 4 girls. All dead.
We won’t get any for a while yet-and may not get any at all. Our part of the community has steep hills and no sidewalks so we sometimes get middle school-ers somewhat later in the evening. I do miss seeing the little kids, though.
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Vicious Babushka Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:08:14pm |
Give it up wingnuts, the Troops are not on your side.
RT @LeMarquand This says it all pic.twitter.com/KkXsQuPsGi #PJNET #ORPUW #RedNationRising #SOT #Vets #Veterans #USARMY #USMARINES #LNYHBT— Valentine Cotton (@vmpcott) October 31, 2013
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Vicious Babushka Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:08:57pm |
It looks like that sign is in a cemetery, maybe they are calling all wingnut zombies.
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calochortus Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:10:12pm |
re: #83 Witches BaBOOshka
It looks like that sign is in a cemetery, maybe they are calling all wingnut zombies.
I hope it’s a church with a cemetery. A sign like that at a cemetery would just be weird.
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Backwoods_Sleuth Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:10:14pm |
re: #58 William Barnett-Lewis
SO my son and I were messing around the other day and came up with some new travelling songs … (to the tune of Frère Jacques)
Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
No we’re not. No we’re not.
That sucks! That sucks!
Shut up kid. Shut up kid.How much longer? How much longer?
Almost there. Almost there.
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Shut up kid. Shut up kid.Mom didn’t know whether she wanted more to laugh or smack us ;)
needs a “I gotta pee” verse…
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FemNaziBitch Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:10:50pm |
re: #61 klys
Well Lizards, enjoy this Halloween and the company of your scaly ones. I am off to soak my scales in some hot springs and celebrate three years of marriage to my best friend (coming up on Wednesday!). Back on Sunday. :)
Don’t forget! ON the third anniversary Lizard’s mates perform the oily rubdown ritual. Keeps those scales soft and subtle for decades to come.
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piratedan Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:11:00pm |
re: #82 Witches BaBOOshka
Give it up wingnuts, the Troops are not on your side.
[Embedded content]
isn’t that sedition? I know that free speech covers a lot of range… but I’m sorry, that’s simply wrong on multiple levels…..
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Vicious Babushka Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:11:13pm |
re: #85 calochortus
I hope it’s a church with a cemetery. A sign like that at a cemetery would just be weird.
Well if it’s a church their 501(c)(3) status should be audited.
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b.d. Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:11:30pm |
re: #84 Witches BaBOOshka
I am so sick of zombies.
Yep. Nephew is Zombie Doctor, asking people who answer the door if they want some Obamacare.
Sigh/LOL
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makeitstop Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:11:35pm |
re: #76 FemNaziBitch
I just got my first Tricker or Treaters!!!! 4 girls. All dead.
The Big Wave came through about 45 minutes ago - about 15 kids. The best one was a little guy, who refused the candy I tried to hand to him, insisting upon picking his own out of the bowl.
His dad and I got a good laugh out of that one. I gave him the ones I had in my hand for good measure.
Got a half of a big bowl of candy left over. Equal parts Nerds, Laffy Taffy, SweeTarts and Reese’s.
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wrenchwench Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:12:24pm |
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calochortus Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:13:36pm |
re: #90 Witches BaBOOshka
That is a point. But why would a cemetery have a helpful sign like that? Looks like what schools have (or had before they all got those stupid electronic ones), but what kind of school has a cemetery attached? (Please do not answer that question.)
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Backwoods_Sleuth Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:15:47pm |
Halloween kittehs trick or treat cartoon:
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Stanley Sea Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:16:57pm |
I’m at a friend’s house. My complex has a ton of kids, sooo don’t feel like dealing with that. Boo humbug.
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lawhawk Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:18:06pm |
5th Circuit Ct. Appeals reinstates most of Texas' abortion restrictions, setting up a S.Ct. appearance http://t.co/j7kih8lnUy— lawhawk (@lawhawk) November 1, 2013
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Dancing along the light of day Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:18:19pm |
re: #98 Stanley Sea
Giggles, I’m going to be hiding too!
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Vicious Babushka Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:18:27pm |
re: #93 wrenchwench
It’s one of those make-it-yourself signs. See the first one here. I didn’t find the site where you can make ‘em.
This is the same photo but a different church name so one or both of them are shopped.
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Vicious Babushka Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:19:32pm |
Here’s the site where you make your own church sign.
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Dr Lizardo Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:20:42pm |
I had no trick-or-treaters. Maybe the kids are afraid to come up to the 13th floor where I live, or most likely, they think the apartment is still vacant.
Oh well……candy for me.
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Vicious Babushka Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:21:06pm |
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Killgore Trout Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:21:08pm |
re: #55 Dark_Falcon
The question is: “Does David Barton actually believe the bullshit he spews?”
I’m fairly certain he doesn’t believe his own BS. A good rule of thumb is that people smart enough to cover their tracks are also smart enough to know they’re full of shit. Michael Moore and Breitbart carefully edit videos to remove information and context that doesn’t support their agenda. Partisan cable news shows carefully select information that supports their side because they know what they’re doing. A dope who really believes something is more likely to have an open debate because they’re unaware of how wrong they are, not so much with a smart liar.
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b.d. Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:22:06pm |
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Vicious Babushka Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:23:03pm |
OH SHIT
MORE: Federal appeals court reinstates most of Texas' new abortion restrictions: http://t.co/QcQHNCovxZ -SS— The Associated Press (@AP) October 31, 2013
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Romantic Heretic Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:24:03pm |
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Political Atheist Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:27:02pm |
Oh man just got one of those very scary phone calls. And not Halloween. D_L went to visit her mom who fell once. D_L helped her up, No injuries, Later today she falls again. D_L goes to help her up, gets her part way up and they both hear a snap, her mom goes down hard taking D_L with her. Paramedics, ambulance, MIL admitted D_L just has a pulled muscle. FIL is already in bad shape I fear he may just fold under the pressure of not having his wife around for even a short time.
Stressful days already for other reasons. Gotta find my calm.
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PhillyPretzel Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:28:44pm |
Just posted a page on a scam. Some nasty folks are posing as IRS agents and calling folks up to get them to cough up money. Read the article: littlegreenfootballs.com
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PhillyPretzel Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:29:30pm |
re: #111 Political Atheist
Your family is in my prayers.
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Stanley Sea Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:30:07pm |
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wrenchwench Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:30:35pm |
re: #111 Political Atheist
{{P A}} {{D_L}}
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Killgore Trout Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:31:27pm |
re: #111 Political Atheist
Oh man just got one of those very scary phone calls. And not Halloween. D_L went to visit her mom who fell once. D_L helped her up, No injuries, Later today she falls again. D_L goes to help her up, gets her part way up and they both hear a snap, her mom goes down hard taking D_L with her. Paramedics, ambulance, MIL admitted D_L just has a pulled muscle. FIL is already in bad shape I fear he may just fold under the pressure of not having his wife around for even a short time.
Stressful days already for other reasons. Gotta find my calm.
Damn, sorry to hear that.
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b_sharp Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:31:34pm |
re: #111 Political Atheist
Oh man just got one of those very scary phone calls. And not Halloween. D_L went to visit her mom who fell once. D_L helped her up, No injuries, Later today she falls again. D_L goes to help her up, gets her part way up and they both hear a snap, her mom goes down hard taking D_L with her. Paramedics, ambulance, MIL admitted D_L just has a pulled muscle. FIL is already in bad shape I fear he may just fold under the pressure of not having his wife around for even a short time.
Stressful days already for other reasons. Gotta find my calm.
{{{D_L}}} {{{PA}}}
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thedopefishlives Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:31:44pm |
re: #111 Political Atheist
Oh man just got one of those very scary phone calls. And not Halloween. D_L went to visit her mom who fell once. D_L helped her up, No injuries, Later today she falls again. D_L goes to help her up, gets her part way up and they both hear a snap, her mom goes down hard taking D_L with her. Paramedics, ambulance, MIL admitted D_L just has a pulled muscle. FIL is already in bad shape I fear he may just fold under the pressure of not having his wife around for even a short time.
Stressful days already for other reasons. Gotta find my calm.
Prayers and good thoughts to you and yours.
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Political Atheist Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:34:15pm |
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Romantic Heretic Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:36:56pm |
re: #111 Political Atheist
Sending strength and positive vibes your way.
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ausador Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:38:00pm |
Why oh why didn’t I take my phone with me when I bopped around the corner to Walgreens?
A Jaguar F-type convertible came squealing into the parking lot, over-corrected several times trying to straighten out before braking to a halt and then rapidly nosed into a parking space.
The driver overshot the parking bumper and that hideous fiberglass and metal on concrete noise resulted. The driver then backed up several feet resulting in even more noise followed by the entire lower air dam below the grill separating from the car (and grill damage).
Finally the driver gets out and is revealed as a women about 5’ 2” tall and weighing about 270lbs. To say that she looked like a bowling ball with a head and stubby legs is perhaps a cruel assessment, but an accurate one unfortunately.
She is looking down at the parking bumper and the detached plastic from her car and cursing a non-stop blue streak that would make a sailor blush. Then goes back to her car, grabs her purse and stomps off to the store entrance.
I was leaving (and I didn’t have my phone to film it) so whatever happened afterwards is left to the imagination. Damn, that was totally a three million (plus?) hit video if I had been able to grab it for YouTube…
Oh well, It was still highly entertaining to watch in person at least…
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thedopefishlives Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:40:30pm |
re: #124 ausador
This, right here, made my night. I enjoy seeing bad drivers get their own comeuppance.
In related news, my road rage seems to be under control for the time being. This is a very good thing.
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Vicious Babushka Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:42:26pm |
re: #124 ausador
Several years ago, I was driving home from work and a car which was in the left lane, cut across three lanes of traffic to get to an exit.
It also cut off a police car.
That was some Russian dash cam driving, there.
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Vicious Babushka Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:43:55pm |
Clearly women are not human in Steve’s opinion.
But hey Steve: FETUSES CAN’T VOTE.
A victory for human rights. RT @foxnewsalert BREAKING NEWS: Court reinstates most Texas abortion restrictions http://t.co/gSuR7oZwOc— Rep. Steve Stockman (@SteveWorks4You) November 1, 2013
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Feline Fearless Leader Thu, Oct 31, 2013 5:47:02pm |
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Lidane Thu, Oct 31, 2013 6:13:25pm |
re: #82 Witches BaBOOshka
Give it up wingnuts, the Troops are not on your side.
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I’m still trying to find this supposed evil tyranny we’re living under. Haven’t seen evidence of it yet.
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Lidane Thu, Oct 31, 2013 6:14:48pm |
re: #99 lawhawk
This is my shocked face. The whole point of TRAP laws is to set up a SCOTUS showdown on Roe v. Wade. Texas is just the latest state up to bat.
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Dancing along the light of day Thu, Oct 31, 2013 6:17:03pm |
re: #111 Political Atheist
Holy shit, PRAYERS sent for you all.
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Single-handed sailor Thu, Oct 31, 2013 10:17:15pm |
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