Hagee: Jews Will Make End Times Deal With Antichrist, 9/11 Was God’s Judgment

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This is the guy who founded Christians United for Israel (CUFI). This guy and others like him are the ones that always yammer about America’s “Judeo-Christian” values. What a truly disgusting load of two-faced B.S.

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Trinity Broadcasting Network hosted a Praise The Lord prophecy special this month, featuring a number of speakers including televangelist John Hagee. The right-wing pastor explained that during the End Times, the Jewish people will not accept Jesus as the Messiah until he returns “because they have just— three-and-a-half years or seven-years before — made a deal with the Antichrist, who is the false messiah, and they are extremely skeptical of that.”

David Reagan, another Christian Zionist preacher, said the Jewish people will experience a “horrible holocaust” and the vast majority will die during the End Times: “Two-thirds of them are going to die and that one-third that is left at the end is going to finally come to the end of themselves.” […]

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23 comments

1 sffilk  Fri, Nov 15, 2013 1:22:12pm

*bangs head on desk*

2 CuriousLurker  Fri, Nov 15, 2013 1:50:18pm

re: #1 sffilk

*bangs head on desk*

With friends like that, who needs enemies? I’ve been headdesking so much lately that I’m beginning to feel like a human metronome. //

3 SidewaysQuark  Fri, Nov 15, 2013 2:14:32pm

People really need to stop placing unwarranted confidence in these “holy” books.

4 mechanic  Fri, Nov 15, 2013 2:18:23pm

Dear Jesus, save me from your believers.

5 freetoken  Fri, Nov 15, 2013 2:18:50pm

This is not atypical Dispensationalist dogma. It is taught in pulpits all around the country. And when a church leader gathers thousands around himself, like Hagee has done, the politicians come a courting, as seen by McCain.

This is why GWB is in Israel looking for converts.

This is just one example of America’s God-problem.

6 CuriousLurker  Fri, Nov 15, 2013 2:29:28pm

What gets me is that he’s basically in complete agreement with the AQ jihadi types: America is guilty and therefore deserving of punishment, which I suppose makes the terrorists agents of God’s holy will/wrath.

7 theheat  Fri, Nov 15, 2013 2:30:09pm

Dear Christian Zionists:

Just stop. Stop with your crazy unfulfilled scary doomsday shit. Stop with your exorcisms and demons and all your made-up bullshit hiding under our beds we’re supposed to tiptoe around. Stop blaming Jews for the shit they believe in that you don’t, and talking about all the old timey cherry-picked shit that matters zero today.

Take responsibility for your own fire-and-brimstone bullshit, admit it’s on you, and that people - not Satan, or whatever’s in the pages of your Bible - dictate our future.

We’ve been shitting in our own nest for years. We may face a day the world can take no more of our shit. If so, end of story.

Got all that? Good.

8 ausador  Fri, Nov 15, 2013 4:17:42pm

Well…according to the book of Revelation after the anti-Christ takes over the one world government he will offer Israel a seven year treaty of protection. Israel takes the treaty and gives up its own arms in favor of the protection of the world government forces.

Now why in the hell they would do this considering that the event that precipitates the anti-Christ coming to power as leader of the one world government is the mysterious and supernatural complete destruction of two major countries armies that attack Israel by God himself is anyone’s guess I suppose.

Still, OK, they sign the treaty, they give up their arms and disband their army, then three and a half years later they are (DUH!) betrayed by the anti-Christ. The rebuilt temple is desecrated and a giant “living” statue of the anti-Christ is erected within its inner courtyard. Blah. Blah. Blah.

It is a matter of absolute faith by most evangelical Christian denominations that the Israelis will sign that treaty with the anti-Christ. A goat herder on hallucinogenic drugs (more specifically, mushrooms) more than 2000 years ago predicted it - - therefore we should all base/warp our reality to best support his delusional, re-translated, re-interpreted writings.

Sigh…

9 Skip Intro  Fri, Nov 15, 2013 4:24:18pm

re: #8 ausador

This is all part of the 70 year change of narrative from the Romans killed Jesus to the Jews did it. You can read through the four gospels in the order they were written and see the change yourself. By the time the author of John gets done, it’s basically “what Romans?”.

By the time Revelation was written, the Romans were once again the bad guys for other reasons , but that didn’t get the Jews off the hook.

10 dr. klys  Fri, Nov 15, 2013 4:28:02pm

re: #2 CuriousLurker

With friends like that, who needs enemies? I’ve been headdesking so much lately that I’m beginning to feel like a human metronome. //

Read about #SFBatkid and feel better about the world.

11 kirkspencer  Fri, Nov 15, 2013 4:30:12pm

re: #8 ausador

Well…according to the book of Revelation after the anti-Christ takes over the one world government he will offer Israel a seven year treaty of protection. Israel takes the treaty and gives up its own arms in favor of the protection of the world government forces.

Now why in the hell they would do this considering that the event that precipitates the anti-Christ coming to power as leader of the one world government is the mysterious and supernatural complete destruction of two major countries armies that attack Israel by God himself is anyone’s guess I suppose.

Still, OK, they sign the treaty, they give up their arms and disband their army, then three and a half years later they are (DUH!) betrayed by the anti-Christ. The rebuilt temple is desecrated and a giant “living” statue of the anti-Christ is erected within its inner courtyard. Blah. Blah. Blah.

It is a matter of absolute faith by most evangelical Christian denominations that the Israelis will sign that treaty with the anti-Christ. A goat herder on hallucinogenic drugs (more specifically, mushrooms) more than 2000 years ago predicted it - - therefore we should all base/warp our reality to best support his delusional, re-translated, re-interpreted writings.

Sigh…

In other words, the story of Maccabees. Only faster, and remembering to point out that the way the Maccabees actually won was to enlist Roman assistance to throw out the Seleucids.

12 b.d.  Fri, Nov 15, 2013 4:38:17pm

Sounds reasonable.

//

13 Stanley Sea  Fri, Nov 15, 2013 4:42:34pm

Ugh.

Ya, thank dog for #batkid.

14 Kragar  Fri, Nov 15, 2013 4:54:26pm

Another End Times whack job.

The only reason so many of these nutters support Israel is because they think it needs to exist long enough to be destroyed according to their prophecies.

15 krypto  Fri, Nov 15, 2013 5:33:01pm

So who’s this alleged anti-Christ that Israel and the Jews have made a deal with?

Does he have the initials B.O, by any chance?

16 kerFuFFler  Fri, Nov 15, 2013 7:33:11pm

re: #9 Skip Intro

This is all part of the 70 year change of narrative from the Romans killed Jesus to the Jews did it. You can read through the four gospels in the order they were written and see the change yourself. By the time the author of John gets done, it’s basically “what Romans?”.

By the time Revelation was written, the Romans were once again the bad guys for other reasons , but that didn’t get the Jews off the hook.

When I was a teenager my family attended a Methodist church, but we were fortunate to have a pastor with an interesting take on the responsibility for Christ’s crucifixion: “He died for OUR sins,” meaning that all who found redemption through Him were the real reason for His sacrifice. Rather than looking for other sinful people to point our fingers at, we were encouraged to see our own sins as the reason His sacrifice was necessary. It may not have been just our pastor but rather what is now, unfortunately, an out of vogue interpretation.

It seems like the Christian religion(s) has/have succumbed to “market forces,” choosing to emphasize creeds that “sell”. The recent emphasis ( in the last quarter century) seems to have shifted from trying to rid one’s own self of hateful, selfish impulses to simply feeling morally superior to certain “others”——-drug addicts, atheists, the poor, gay people, unwed mothers, abortionists and the women who need them. If that is all it takes to be “righteous” nowadays, well Hell’s bells, that sure is easy! Why bother going to a church that makes you take a good long, hard look at your own personal failings?! (Overall I think this is much more true of many Protestant denominations, but even Catholicism seems to me to have shifted somewhat in this regard.)

I am no longer a Christian but cannot help but sputter in disbelief at the utter evisceration of Christ’s most central teachings: “Judge not lest Ye be judged……..Forgive them for they know not what they do….” and whatever that other quote is about the mote in someone else’s eye. Forget about turning the other cheek———it’s more like “Onward Christian soldiers” now! Too bad people seem to relish casting stones at others while leaving their own faults uncontemplated. And churches looking for generous tithing may choose teachings that keep the “faithful” energized, complacent and even very pleased with themselves.

(Yes, I am sure there are congregations out there that are trying to keep truly focused on the essential teachings, but more and more they are seeming outnumbered.)

( I do not ever wish to seem scornful of religious people in general, and though it seems a trivial gesture, I do capitalize “He” and the like when referring to Christ, and honestly, I do it out of respect.)

17 CriticalDragon1177  Fri, Nov 15, 2013 7:56:16pm

CuriousLurker,

Hagee is definitely a wingnut!

18 Ace-o-aces  Sat, Nov 16, 2013 7:43:35am

re: #8 ausador

Well…according to the book of Revelation

“[M]erely the ravings of a maniac, no more worthy nor capable of explanation than the incoherences of our own nightly dreams.”
-Thomas Jefferson on the Book of Revelation. (Real, actual, not made up quote)

19 team_fukit  Sat, Nov 16, 2013 9:56:55am

It’s stuff like this that makes me think that no matter how nicely you dress it up, Christianity at its heart is anti-semitism

20 Ace-o-aces  Sat, Nov 16, 2013 11:30:15am

re: #8 ausador

Well…according to the book of Revelation

It should also be pointed out that what you describe is just one, currently popular interpretation of Revelation and a few other passages in the New Testament filtered though modern day geopolitics.

21 team_fukit  Sat, Nov 16, 2013 12:05:33pm

re: #20 Ace-o-aces

Yeah, it’s basically Hal Lindsey’s Late Great Planet Earth.

Or as Billy Graham put it in his book Approaching Hoofbeats: he picks up his newspaper everyday with his Bible in his other hand, just waiting for the paper to tell him what the Bible supposedly says is going to happen.

Another end-times freak I love is Jack van Impe, because he’s always been on TV around last call for a couple of decades, he’s revised his end-times scheme significantly over time to keep up with geopolitical changes, has a fake doctorate and co-hosts with his wife (also with a fake doctorate) who is a plastic surgery side-show and rather dull sychophant.

Check them out at jvim.com

22 team_fukit  Sat, Nov 16, 2013 12:08:52pm

And my guess about the author of Revelation is that he wasn’t on mushrooms… probably more on starvation from slaving in the salt mines of Patmos.

Revelation is basically just a rehashing of Daniel, which was about the Maccabean revolt.

23 Ace-o-aces  Sat, Nov 16, 2013 2:38:09pm

re: #21 team_fukit

Another end-times freak I love is Jack van Impe, because he’s always been on TV around last call for a couple of decades,

Whenever I saw van Impe on the TV, he would excitedly start spouting off various Bible verses, followed by some kind of Christian numerology BS. Towards the end of his rants he sounded like the output of a fundamentalist random number generator.


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