Steve Doocy: ‘Curious Timing’ That Iran Came ‘Out of Nowhere’ to Distract From Obamacare

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Fox News host Steve Doocy and the network’s “objective” news anchor Bret Baier agreed on Monday that President Barack Obama’s timing was questionable in announcing a deal with Iran that broke three decades of gridlock on preventing the country from obtaining nuclear weapons.

“Don’t you think it’s a little curious?” Doocy asked Baier during a Monday Fox & Friends segment. “Some of my friends were talking over the weekend, isn’t that curious timing? Out of nowhere, you know, in the midst of Obamacare not unrolling correctly, the president’s poll numbers never been lower then, look, [Secretary of State] John Kerry pulls a rabbit out of his hat and changes the subject.”

“Yes,” Baier agreed after a pause. “I mean, you’re right. It is questionable timing as far as, you know, how much this is sucking up the oxygen in the room and Obamacare was taking a lot of front-page space. However, they had been working on the deal for while and it did come together at this time. I mean, they unrolled it at this point.”

“It’s handy for them,” Doocy concluded.

“It is handy for them,” Baier said.

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126 comments
1 Bulworth  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:08:16am

Hey we’re just asking stupid questions….

2 Kragar  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:12:27am

I question the timing of Doocy’s comments.

Obviously its meant to be a distraction from the fact their last attacks on Obama are imploding.

3 Charles Johnson  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:12:33am
4 Lidane  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:13:03am

Because negotiating with the mullahs is something you can do in a weekend. It’s totally like making a trade in your fantasy football league.

WTF. These people are fucking stupid.

5 Joanne  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:13:56am

Gee…the smell of Talking Points in the morning is strong. How many GOPers are saying just that?

The Republican Propaganda Outlet strikes again.

6 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:14:13am

OBAMACARE WAS INTRODUCED TO DISTRACT FROM BENGHAZI!!!!1!!11!1!1!1!TY

7 dr. klys  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:14:13am

Where, in the meantime, if these had fell through, they would have been thrilled to add it to the pile-on…

8 Internet Tough Guy  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:14:45am

They are singularities of stupid, sucking intelligence out of anyone who watches them, never to be seen again.

9 b.d.  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:14:47am

Pretty damn convenient tornadoes they had last week too.

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10 b.d.  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:15:25am

re: #9 b.d.

Pretty damn convenient tornadoes they had last week too.

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or should I say Obamanadoes?

11 thecommodore  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:16:08am

re: #4 Lidane

Because negotiating with the mullahs is something you can do in a weekend. It’s totally like making a trade in your fantasy football league..

I WOULDN’T PUT IT PAST THE MULLAHS TO DO SOMETHING TO HELP THEIR ALLY THE MUSLIM KENYAN THEY AND HE ARE THAT DIABOLICAL AND YOU WONDER WHY AMMO IS FLYING OFF THE SHELVES!!!!!!!11TY

12 The Ghost of a Flea  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:16:24am

All I’m saying is, Archduke Ferdinand got assassinated, and a century later we’re not talking about Obamacare.

13 Skip Intro  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:17:08am

re: #3 Charles Johnson

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Stupidest man or biggest tool. You decide.

14 Ian G.  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:17:21am

Yes, came out of nowhere. I, for one, have never heard of Iran. I had no idea there was hostility and distrust between us and Iran. I had no idea that Iran has a nuclear program. I had no idea that we were trying to keep them from developing nuclear weapons.

Christ, how do people this dumb avoid accidentally killing themselves with their toothbrush each morning?

15 b.d.  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:19:20am

Obama killed off Brian from The Family Guy to distract us from Obamacare!!1!

16 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:19:56am

Nontroversy of the day
There a 3 specifically Christian Christmas stamps this year.

17 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:20:02am

Came out of nowhere if you are a Fox News Drone and pay attention only to your narrow corner of the Whacko World.

18 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:21:13am

re: #3 Charles Johnson

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One of the nerds that is coupled with the Fox News Barbie Dolls in every RW fantasy Porno Fake News show.

19 Joanne  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:22:19am

re: #15 b.d.

Obama killed off Brian from The Family Guy to distract us from Obamacare!!1!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Why did Brian have to die? NO NO NO NO!!

20 Bulworth  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:23:15am

re: #7 dr. klys

Iran negotiations trainwreck!!!!!1111

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21 The Ghost of a Flea  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:23:53am

Anyway, we’re not supposed to be negotiating with the Brown Peril.

We’re supposed to give them a fist to the jaw and then tell them what to do, pulp hero style.

And then we take their oil, because we did them a fucking favor.

22 Dr. Matt  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:24:31am

Curious that a so-called “news outlet” would be spewing the exact same talking point as a political party.

23 piratedan  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:24:47am

I used to think that the TV News anchor in the movie Die Hard was just a Hollywood screenwriter taking liberties, then I learned that it was based on Steve Doocy… ////

You know, some of us on the “center left” were saying the same things about the NSA scandal, after the AP, Benghazi, IRS bright and shiny objects were found to have no depth and even less malfeasance, it seemed strange that the NSA “scandal” would break right out, right after all of those other nothingburgers were outed.

And the timing on the UBL takedown, extraordinarily suspicious. Plus that ACA reform, right after Obama was elected, what’s up with that?

24 Bulworth  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:24:55am

re: #16 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion

Outrageous outrage. //

25 Political Atheist  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:25:33am

Obamas foreign policy. A billion lives saved.

RWNJ policy-Not enough invasions.

(Okay I stretched to riff on McDonalds.) But seriously, why not embrace not attacking? Finding another way. Still hurt we are not up to our necks in Syria?

26 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:25:39am

I understand now that #WarOnChristmas really means “mentioning any holiday other than Christmas”

27 Dr. Matt  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:25:55am

The holidays are nothing but a carefully crafted distraction from Benghazi, IRS, teleprompters, Obamacare, and 19 million dollar presidential vacations.

28 Kilroy01  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:27:46am

re: #10 b.d.

or should I say Obamanadoes?

Oh great.. A new SyFy channel movie is being written at this very moment.

29 Charles Johnson  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:28:19am
30 A Mom Anon  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:28:56am

re: #16 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion
What the hell else would you put on a Kwanza stamp? Christmas is often referred to as The Christmas Holiday from what I can tell. Their faith must be practically zilch if they cannot function without signs and symbols of it being plastered all over the place. I would happily volunteer to write MERRY CHRISTMAS on their foreheads, backwards, so they can see it in the mirror eleventymillion times a day so they feel better.

Idiots.

31 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:30:02am

re: #30 A Mom Anon

What the hell else would you put on a Kwanza stamp? Christmas is often referred to as The Christmas Holiday from what I can tell. Their faith must be practically zilch if they cannot function without signs and symbols of it being plastered all over the place. I would happily volunteer to write MERRY CHRISTMAS on their foreheads, backwards, so they can see it in the mirror eleventymillion times a day so they feel better.

Idiots.

HURR HURR

32 b.d.  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:30:50am

Who the hell uses stamps anymore anyways?

33 Flying Squirrel Girl  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:31:11am

re: #9 b.d.

Seven volcanoes erupting in a matter of hours wasn’t enough to distract us, so they had to come up with something else.

34 Kragar  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:31:43am
35 nines09  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:32:12am

My question is; Who dresses these morons each day? They struggle to breathe.

36 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:33:08am

re: #32 b.d.

Who the hell uses stamps anymore anyways?

HURR HURR GRANDMA SENDS OUT CHRISTMAS CARDS EVERY YEAR WITH TEH MONEY!!!!!1!!!!

37 Mattand  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:33:35am

re: #21 The Ghost of a Flea

Anyway, we’re not supposed to be negotiating with the Brown Peril.

We’re supposed to give them a fist to the jaw and then tell them what to do, pulp hero style.

And then we take their oil, because we did them a fucking favor.

For some reason, when I read that, all I could think of was the Comedian from Watchmen.

38 Shiplord Kirel  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:33:44am

These tools are not stupid, they just know their audience is. There is something altogether sinister and completely discouraging about this level of cynicism.

Blogger Allen Clifton had the perfect response in his article on similar remarks by Senator John Cornyn (Idiot-TX):

I can see it now… President Obama gets on the phone with the leaders from Germany, France, Russia, China, Britain and Iran, then says something like, “Hey guys, I’ve had some bad press here back at home concerning my new healthcare law. Can you all do me a favor and agree on some kind of nuclear deal so I can distract people from the issues with the Affordable Care Act?”

39 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:34:09am

I sent out Hanukkah cards with checks to my grandkids, and I used some of the Heart Forever stamps that were left over from my daughter’s wedding invitations.

40 Dr. Matt  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:34:32am

re: #32 b.d.

Who the hell uses stamps anymore anyways?

Older generations still do. e.g., my parents (in their 70s), my older aunts and uncles, etc. Heck, even my 50-something admin assitant still buys stamps. Many people still haven’t embraced online payment and buy stamps in bulk.

41 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:35:04am

I still pay most bills by snail mail.

42 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:35:39am
43 Kragar  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:36:06am

re: #41 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion

I still pay most bills by snail mail.

I pay my rent that way because they charge a $15 “convenience fee” to pay by web.

44 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:37:22am

WTFITS

45 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:37:39am

This is actually good news, since it seems some the shitbirds who took part in the Benghazi are finally going to get what they have coming to them:

BENGHAZI!!!!1!!11!1!1!1!TY

Heavy fighting continued Monday in Benghazi between Libyan army forces and an Islamist militant group the United States blames for the attack last year on its diplomatic mission that killed four Americans, including Ambassador Christopher Stevens.

LANA, Libya’s state news agency, reported that at least six soldiers and one civilian were killed and 39 people were injured, most of them soldiers, in the clashes Sunday between the military and the group Ansar al-Sharia. On Monday, the Libyan government said that at least nine people were killed and 49 injured.

A senior Libyan military official in the city, speaking to CNN on condition of anonymity for security reasons, said heavy fighting continued Monday morning as troops engaged members of the group in different parts of Benghazi.

The fighting was not a planned operation but a “reaction” to an attack on the army by members of the group Sunday night, the official said. He said members of a military special forces group called Thunderbolt, with support from local residents, responded with raids on Ansar al-Sharia locations in Benghazi.

The official said the fighting Monday morning was intense, with Ansar al-Sharia fighters using mortars, rocket-propelled grenades and heavy weapons. He described the situation as very tense after reports that Ansar al-Sharia might be receiving reinforcements from the eastern city of Derna, where jihadist groups are active.

46 Dr. Matt  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:41:45am

re: #45 Dark_Falcon

What “curious timing” that nine were killed in clashes between army, Islamist group in Benghazi, Libya.

47 lawhawk  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:41:51am

re: #3 Charles Johnson

Curious timing considering that the secret talks began 8 months ago and there was no guarantee of a breakthrough or deal being consummated.

Doocy’s generating some weapons grade BS there.

48 leftynyc  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:42:24am

re: #44 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion

WTFITS

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His first Chief of Staff - Rahm Emmanuel would be surprised to hear that. So would Orthodox Jew Jack Lew - first his Chief of Staff and now Sec of Treasury. They really do just cater to the moron brigade, don’t they?

49 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:43:31am

re: #16 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion

Nontroversy of the day
There a 3 specifically Christian Christmas stamps this year.


Hey, where is the Festivus stamp?

Thanks, Obama.

50 Bulworth  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:43:49am

re: #44 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion

WH is run by Friends of Hamas and Muslim Brotherhood. //

51 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:44:32am

re: #50 Bulworth

WH is run by Friends of Hamas and Muslim Brotherhood. //

VALERIE JARRETT!!!!111!!!!!!!

52 dr. klys  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:45:06am

re: #32 b.d.

Who the hell uses stamps anymore anyways?

I keep a stash of forever stamps in the drawer (only kind worth buying) because when I send out things like thank you notes and birthday cards and sympathy cards, they generally don’t go very far without a stamp.

Although my grandmother did manage to get our anniversary card through the mail without one.

(Yes, I do still send cards via mail. I’d get chewed on HARD if I tried to e-mail a thank you note to my grandmother.)

53 Dr. Matt  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:45:16am

Another day, another terrorist death threat against the POTUS by a RWNJ

Man Who Claims Ties to ‘Christian American Patriot Militia’ Threatens Obama in Facebook Post

The U.S. Secret Service is aware of a man with ties to a group called the Christian American Patriots Militia who is the apparent author of a Facebook post that says the antigovernment group has the “authority” to assassinate President Obama.

“We now have authority to shoot Obama, i.e., to kill him,” Everest Wilhelmsen wrote on his Facebook page on Nov. 19 - the same day Larry Klayman and his Reclaim America Coalition held a rally across from the White House to begin a “second American Revolution.”

54 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:45:35am

WTFITS

55 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:46:50am

re: #46 Dr. Matt

What “curious timing” that nine were killed in clashes between army, Islamist group in Benghazi, Libya.

Breitbart.com headline: “State Department uses fighting in Benghazi to distract attention fromBENGHAZI!!!!1!!11!1!1!1!TY”

56 lawhawk  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:47:13am

re: #16 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion

The USPS produces Christmas stamps going back at least 40-50 years (I’d have to check my collection to see for sure).

This year, we’ve got a couple variations, three of which include the word Christmas, while several others are clearly geared towards Christians, along with several for Eid, Kwanzaa, and Hannukah.

That doesn’t count the stamps you can create yourself using Stamps.com.

It’s a argle bargle of outrageous outrage over… BS.

57 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:47:37am

Can somebody tell me if Mercy Warren is one of the stalkers before I ask to to explain WTF she is talking about.

58 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:48:45am

re: #53 Dr. Matt

Another day, another terrorist death threat against the POTUS by a RWNJ

That one’s not new. We were talking about it over the weekend.

59 Dr. Matt  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:49:43am

I buy stamps in bulk and store them away so when the economy collapses I can still send credit card payments and cute pictures of puppies.

60 Flying Squirrel Girl  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:50:05am

re: #35 nines09

It’s raining in South Texas today. Maybe Steve Stockman and Louis GOHMERT! will look up at the sky for too long.

61 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:50:28am

re: #57 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion

Can somebody tell me if Mercy Warren is one of the stalkers before I ask to to explain WTF she is talking about.

No, she wasn’t. According to Wikipedia, she was “a political writer and propagandist of the American Revolution.”

62 dr. klys  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:51:39am

re: #57 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion

Can somebody tell me if Mercy Warren is one of the stalkers before I ask to to explain WTF she is talking about.

Well, you do distribute our Zionist overlord checks, right?

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Seriously, that’s kind of fucked up.

63 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:51:47am

re: #61 Dark_Falcon

No, she wasn’t. According to Wikipedia, she was “a political writer and propagandist of the American Revolution.”

I’m talking about the owner of that Twitter account.

64 Dr. Matt  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:52:23am

re: #58 Dark_Falcon

That one’s not new. We were talking about it over the weekend.

I’m losing track of the countless death threats against our POTUS….a POTUS who simply wants all Americans to have access to healthcare. Jebus, what a tyrannt.

65 A Mom Anon  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:52:25am

re: #32 b.d.
Me. I like writing notes and sending cards. And I still pay most of our bills with checks in envelopes. I’m not the only one either, if traffic at our little PO branch is any indication.

66 Internet Tough Guy  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:52:56am

re: #54 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion
Ten bux sez she thinks you’re black

67 erik_t  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:52:57am

Did Obama order HAARP to create a big messy winter storm to ruin family travel? Is he expanding the War on Christmas into a War on Thanksgiving? I’m just asking questions!

68 Ian G.  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:54:11am

re: #44 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion

WTFITS

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David Axelrod, Rahm Emmanuel, Jack Lew: all well-known anti-semites.

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69 dr. klys  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:54:13am

Fun stamp story: for our wedding, the RSVP cards were done up (by me) to look like little postcards, complete with some clip-art where the stamp would go. I then provided addressed and stamped envelopes for their return, because, not a real postcard.

Except someone did manage to send it back without the envelope, and apparently the clip-art was sufficient for the post office.

70 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:54:16am

re: #66 Internet Tough Guy

Ten bux sez she thinks your black

KEWL!

71 Ian G.  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:55:31am

re: #26 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion

I understand now that #WarOnChristmas really means “mentioning any holiday other than Christmas”

Can we mention the pagan holiday that Christmas is based on?

72 Dr. Matt  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:55:57am

re: #66 Internet Tough Guy

Only from the waist down….oh wait….nevermind.

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73 dr. klys  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:56:20am

re: #71 Ian G.

Can we mention the pagan holiday that Christmas is based on?

IT HAS ALL THE LETTERS FOR SATAN AND IS THEREFORE EVIL.

74 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:57:50am

I just looked over “Mercy Warren” timeline, looks like a garden variety LNYHBT, not a stalker. Think maybe I’ll keep it around to laugh at and make fun of.

75 b.d.  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 11:59:07am

re: #59 Dr. Matt

I buy stamps in bulk and store them away so when the economy collapses I can still send credit card payments and cute pictures of puppies.

[ponzi] If you take American stamps and trade them for foreign stamps to be mailed to the US you can male a huge profit! [/ponzi]

76 Kragar  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:00:28pm

re: #74 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion

I just looked over “Mercy Warren” timeline, looks like a garden variety LNYHBT, not a stalker. Think maybe I’ll keep it around to laugh at and make fun of.

Pickle it and put it up for winter.

77 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:01:01pm

re: #40 Dr. Matt

Older generations still do. e.g., my parents (in their 70s), my older aunts and uncles, etc. Heck, even my 50-something admin assitant still buys stamps. Many people still haven’t embraced online payment and buy stamps in bulk.

I use about 10 a year —maybe one for a bill. two max. For organizations—like the local dog breed group that just got a Paypal account.

78 Dr. Matt  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:03:02pm

Raw Story has a story about Noam Chomsky slapping down a 9/11 truther. It was posted less than 5 hours ago and has over 660 comments. As you can imagine, the vast majority are painfully ignorant.

79 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:04:38pm

re: #63 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion

I’m talking about the owner of that Twitter account.

Some of ‘her’ followers:

O Bow Mao Truth Team
American Refugee
Libpuncher
CONSERVATIVE❤
Expose RINO
Johnny Benghazi

Does that help answer your question?

80 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:06:23pm

re: #74 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion

I just looked over “Mercy Warren” timeline, looks like a garden variety LNYHBT, not a stalker. Think maybe I’ll keep it around to laugh at and make fun of.

You’re right. I checked and none of her followers are Twitter accounts that I know to be associated with the Stalker Blog.

81 Internet Tough Guy  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:07:03pm

re: #78 Dr. Matt

Chomsky’s part of the Zionist Establishment!

/ > 1/2 the commenters

82 Internet Tough Guy  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:07:47pm

>Johnny Benghazi

That may be the worst twitter handle yet.

83 b.d.  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:08:04pm

re: #78 Dr. Matt

Raw Story has a story about Noam Chomsky slapping down a 9/11 truther. It was posted less than 5 hours ago and has over 660 comments. As you can imagine, the vast majority are painfully ignorant.

hahahaha

frownhound
•4 minutes ago△▽

Two words, Mr. Chomsky: WTC 7.

△▽

What a bunch of loons.

84 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:09:00pm

re: #76 Kragar

Pickle it and put it up for winter.

HURR HURR EVERYBODY IN DETROIT JUST SIT AROUND AN TAKES TEH WALFARES* !!!!!!!


*That spelling was a typo but I decided to leave it in because it gives a whole new meaning!

85 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:09:00pm

re: #78 Dr. Matt

Raw Story has a story about Noam Chomsky slapping down a 9/11 truther. It was posted less than 5 hours ago and has over 650 comments. As you can imagine, the vast majority are painfully ignorant.

The Troofers hate Chomsky, because they think him a ‘traitor’ for not supporting them. Chomsky, to his credit, saw them from the first as people suffering from the arrogance of ignorance.

86 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:09:52pm

re: #84 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion

HURR HURR EVERYBODY IN DETROIT JUST SIT AROUND AN TAKES TEH WALFARES* !!!!!!!

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*That spelling was a typo but I decided to leave it in because it gives a whole new meaning!

I see what you did there.

87 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:11:22pm

HURR HURR

88 erik_t  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:12:48pm

ALL WAR ALL THE TIME
GOD BLESS EXPLOSIVE THUNDERJET JESUS

89 Ian G.  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:13:18pm

re: #83 b.d.

hahahaha

What a bunch of loons.

Yes, WTC 7. That smoking gun (I’ve said this before, but it bears repeating). Because Bush/Cheney knew that Americans wouldn’t be clamoring for war after the destruction of 2 iconic skyscrapers, a devastating hit on the nation’s capital, 4 air crashes, and 3000 dead. No, what was needed was for an empty building nobody had ever heard of to collapse hours afterward with no loss of life. THEN, the gloves would come off.

90 BusyMonster  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:13:27pm

What do these guys think is going to happen, when Obama is out of office, and their unable-to-have-a-rational-thought cultists get spun up by someone else? They’re creating an army of fucktards who cannot have a coherent, logical, rational thought in any way shape or form. That’s a powerful cult that someone is going to come along and use … for who knows what?

91 BusyMonster  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:15:13pm

re: #89 Ian G.

Yes, WTC 7. That smoking gun (I’ve said this before, but it bears repeating). Because Bush/Cheney knew that Americans wouldn’t be clamoring for war after the destruction of 2 iconic skyscrapers, a devastating hit on the nation’s capital, 4 air crashes, and 3000 dead. No, what was needed was for an empty building nobody had ever heard of to collapse hours afterward with no loss of life. THEN, the gloves would come off.

The only scandal around 9/11 is that the Bush Administration was warned months and months in advance that OBL was hungry to attack us, and that he would need to be dealt with, and he fucked that up and a lot of people died because Bush was his incompetent dad’s incompetent, even bigger fuckup kid.

I think the 9/11 truthers were encouraged because their stupidity is a distraction from holding the real failures of 9/11 accountable: the Prezdipshitnit, and his Vile Fuckstick VP.

92 Lidane  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:18:18pm

re: #87 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion

Because John Lennon was the first person to ever talk about finding peaceful solutions to international problems.

WTF.

93 Ian G.  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:18:41pm

re: #87 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion

So Benny is ruling out peaceful solutions to the world’s problems? I guess the tensions in the Eurozone should be solved with guns. And China and Japan’s spat over those islands. Let’s start World War II again! It worked so well the last time!

Seriously, smarter right-wing hacks, please. Shapiro is just a moron.

94 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:19:22pm

re: #91 BusyMonster

The 9/11 plan was already in motion by the time Bush took office, and there was not really felt to be a good option for dealing with bin Laden.

Blaming George W. Bush for 9/11 the way you’re doing is just mudslinging.

95 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:20:39pm

re: #93 Ian G.

So Benny is ruling out peaceful solutions to the world’s problems? I guess the tensions in the Eurozone should be solved with guns. And China and Japan’s spat over those islands. Let’s start World War II again! It worked so well the last time!

Seriously, smarter right-wing hacks, please. Shapiro is just a moron.

So much for the stereotype that Teh Juice is Teh Smart.

96 Ian G.  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:22:11pm

re: #91 BusyMonster

The only scandal around 9/11 is that the Bush Administration was warned months and months in advance that OBL was hungry to attack us, and that he would need to be dealt with, and he fucked that up and a lot of people died because Bush was his incompetent dad’s incompetent, even bigger fuckup kid.

Agreed. Everything about the Bush Administration, post 9/11 suggests abject incompetence, and not malevolence, was behind the bad things that happened (Hanlon’s Razor at its finest). But 9/11 Truthers can’t accept that, because it would concede that Bush and Cheney were not Blofeld-esque evil geniuses, but incompetent boobs. It doesn’t fit the narrative. So more babble about WTC 7 is needed.

97 Bulworth  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:22:25pm

re: #87 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion

So we can rule out peaceful solutions to the world’s problems. This makes everything much simpler. Thanks, Shapiro.

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98 Charles Johnson  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:22:51pm

re: #93 Ian G.

So Benny is ruling out peaceful solutions to the world’s problems? I guess the tensions in the Eurozone should be solved with guns. And China and Japan’s spat over those islands. Let’s start World War II again! It worked so well the last time!

Seriously, smarter right-wing hacks, please. Shapiro is just a moron.

Graduate of Harvard Law School, believe it or not.

99 Kragar  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:23:07pm

re: #87 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion

HURR HURR

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That Jesus guy was all about bathing in the blood on the nonbelievers and waging eternal war.

100 Eventual Carrion  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:23:21pm
“Some of my friends were talking over the weekend, isn’t that curious timing?

So Steve, you’re saying your friends are fucking idiots too?

101 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:24:58pm
102 piratedan  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:25:23pm

re: #100 Eventual Carrion

So Steve, you’re saying your friends are fucking idiots too?

no, just strange because usually Steve is in a room by himself most likely

103 leftynyc  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:25:51pm

re: #98 Charles Johnson

Graduate of Harvard Law School, believe it or not.

Pretty sure Ted Cruz is also a Harvard alum. Also Bill O’Reilly.

104 Kragar  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:26:32pm

The War on Christmas continues…


This is going to end up like the Wicker Man.

The Christopher Lee one, not the Nic Cage one.

105 Charles Johnson  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:28:29pm
106 ausador  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:29:56pm

Half these people are so delusional that they probably think the timing of their birth was part of a conspiracy.

After all it is a lot more interesting being special than it is being ordinary, right?

107 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:30:35pm

teehee!

108 Kragar  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:31:24pm

re: #105 Charles Johnson

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Seems like a nice reasonable fellow.
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109 calochortus  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:31:27pm

Do all these nut cases worrying about not having the word “Christmas” everywhere realize it’s because Christmas is so deeply and universally embedded in American culture that you don’t need to label things?

Is anyone, Christian or otherwise, scratching their head saying “Holiday ornaments? Which holiday are they referring to?”

Kwanzaa needs a little help in the recognition department.

110 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:33:55pm

re: #91 BusyMonster

The only scandal around 9/11 is that the Bush Administration was warned months and months in advance that OBL was hungry to attack us, and that he would need to be dealt with, and he fucked that up and a lot of people died because Bush was his incompetent dad’s incompetent, even bigger fuckup kid.

I think the 9/11 truthers were encouraged because their stupidity is a distraction from holding the real failures of 9/11 accountable: the Prezdipshitnit, and his Vile Fuckstick VP.

There was a POTUS between the two Bush’s …

111 Ian G.  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:34:25pm

re: #98 Charles Johnson

Graduate of Harvard Law School, believe it or not.

As a graduate of an Ivy League school myself (undergrad), it’s hardly shocking to me. There were more than a few drooling imbeciles I shared classes with.

And I’m guessing the geniuses like Dick Fuld, Chuck Prince, and Stan O’Neil who drove the global financial industry off a cliff weren’t graduates of Southwest Mississippi Community College either.

112 Kragar  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:34:27pm

The local Walmart had up some holiday decorations.

“Don we now our fun apparel.”

Because they don’t support teh ghey.

113 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:34:39pm

re: #109 calochortus

Do all these nut cases worrying about not having the word “Christmas” everywhere realize it’s because Christmas is so deeply and universally embedded in American culture that you don’t need to label things?

Is anyone, Christian or otherwise, scratching their head saying “Holiday ornaments? Which holiday are they referring to?”

Kwanzaa needs a little help in the recognition department.

Yeah, sure, so was slavery of all dark skinned people —and you know what happened there …

114 calochortus  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:37:28pm

re: #113 FemNaziBitch

Yeah, sure, so was slavery of all dark skinned people —and you know what happened there …

Yeh, Kwanzaa…

115 b.d.  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:39:14pm

re: #93 Ian G.

So Benny is ruling out peaceful solutions to the world’s problems? I guess the tensions in the Eurozone should be solved with guns. And China and Japan’s spat over those islands. Let’s start World War II again! It worked so well the last time!

Seriously, smarter right-wing hacks, please. Shapiro is just a moron.

Daddy Shapiro - OK you kids just fight it out and not get too loud, I’m trying to watch Hannity.

116 wrenchwench  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:39:53pm
117 dog philosopher  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:45:02pm

somehow the laparoscope dances don’t do it for me

118 RealityBasedSteve  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:46:54pm

re: #21 The Ghost of a Flea

Anyway, we’re not supposed to be negotiating with the Brown Peril.

We’re supposed to give them a fist to the jaw and then tell them what to do, pulp hero style.

And then we take their oil, because we did them a fucking favor.

That’s exactly what Ann Coulter said, only she didn’t phrase it quite as elegantly as you. But bonus points for her because she said we should convert them all the Christianity first.

RBS

119 GeneJockey  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:51:31pm

re: #118 RealityBasedSteve

That’s exactly what Ann Coulter said, only she didn’t phrase it quite as elegantly as you. But bonus points for her because she said we should convert them all the Christianity first.

RBS

So, their belief is that Bibi Netanyahu isn’t happy, and anyone disagreeing with him must be an antisemite?

120 A Mom Anon  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:56:11pm

re: #108 Kragar

I have signs on either side of my house with this idiot’s name on them because my neighbors are tea party nutburgers who think he’d make a wonderful senator. Sigh. He’s a complete and utter idiot and it scares the shit out of me that he was actually a practicing physician at some point. There’s a few of those here in GA, Tom Price and Phil Gingrey are two others that don’t have two brain cells that fire in sequence. Both were also MDs

121 moderatelyradicalliberal  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:57:57pm

Now you guys know that hosts of Fox get paid to be stupid.

122 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:57:59pm

Dagnammit! I lost my cursor again.

123 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 12:59:36pm

color-blind justice? Didn’t the former mayor of D.C go to jail?

124 GeneJockey  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 1:09:46pm

re: #123 FemNaziBitch

color-blind justice? Didn’t the former mayor of D.C go to jail?

Yeah! Make Radel eat the Marionberry Pie!
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125 steve_davis  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 1:10:01pm

re: #88 erik_t

ALL WAR ALL THE TIME
GOD BLESS EXPLOSIVE THUNDERJET JESUS

“Wondertwins, activate! Form of….a messianic jew.”

126 wrenchwench  Mon, Nov 25, 2013 1:28:56pm

re: #122 FemNaziBitch

Dagnammit! I lost my cursor again.

lol


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