KragarAn astronaut is involved in a horrific spaceship accident. He miraculously survives, but scientists soon discover that his recovery is part of a nefarious alien plot.
Note: This is the Thanksgiving version of the episode, hence the “701T” title.
For all your viewing needs this Thanksgiving.
Here’s another treat: the live MST3K Turkey Day Marathon 2013!
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Charles Johnson Thu, Nov 28, 2013 10:35:37am |
Heh. I tweeted this post, and it was retweeted by Glenn Reynolds. Indeed.
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piratedan Thu, Nov 28, 2013 10:41:08am |
first was Space Mutiny, now, I Accuse My Parents
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Dr Lizardo Thu, Nov 28, 2013 10:42:23am |
re: #2 piratedan
first was Space Mutiny, now, I Accuse My Parents
Heh. MST3K is one of my favorite programs of all time.
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piratedan Thu, Nov 28, 2013 10:43:42am |
re: #3 Dr Lizardo
streaming online, commercial free with Joel doing the show transitions. Incredibly awesome.
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Dr Lizardo Thu, Nov 28, 2013 10:45:27am |
re: #4 piratedan
streaming online, commercial free with Joel doing the show transitions. Incredibly awesome.
I’m watching it now. It’s great, and nice to see Joel as well.
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Charles Johnson Thu, Nov 28, 2013 10:51:16am |
Received from Twitter this morning:
Hello,
Thank you for bringing this to our attention. We have notified the user that if this behavior continues, it can lead to a violation of the Twitter Rules ( twitter.com ).
Excellent.
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Dr Lizardo Thu, Nov 28, 2013 10:55:00am |
re: #6 piratedan
I turned on a couple of former students of mine onto MST3K; I let them know that it’s on right now, and they’re watching it. Their English is fluent and they learned a lot of vernacular English from me, including many of my more sarcastic barbs.
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Dr Lizardo Thu, Nov 28, 2013 10:56:28am |
Heh…..PRC Pictures for I Accuse My Parents.
PRC - classic Poverty Row studio.
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Tim TeaBro Thu, Nov 28, 2013 11:01:33am |
“I’ll take ‘How Alec Baldwin keeps digging that hole’ for $500, Alex”
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klys Thu, Nov 28, 2013 11:14:56am |
Happy Thanksgiving, Lizards.
I hope that your meals, whatever they are, are tasty and make you happy, and that your time with family/friends is one of peace and fellowship. Or at least good food and you can get out of there in a reasonable time. ;)
I’m thankful to have found such a wonderful community of folks here, and to have become a part of it. I’m thankful I’ve finished my degree (I’M FREE). I’m thankful (most days) to have been born in America. And I’m thankful for my family, both of blood and of heart.
What more can a girl ask for?
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The Mountain That Blogs Thu, Nov 28, 2013 11:16:06am |
re: #2 piratedan
Why is this not working? All I’m getting is the banner that says “MST3K Turkey Day Marathon, livestream starts at 9AM PST”
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piratedan Thu, Nov 28, 2013 11:17:25am |
re: #13 The Mountain That Blogs
i simply clicked on the image and it started up, supposedly you’ll just join in progress,
if you’re having issues, supposedly an e-mail to these guys will get you some attention:
shoutfactorycs@owd.com
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jayjaybear Thu, Nov 28, 2013 11:19:22am |
I love Space Mutiny. “Look alive, everyone…oh. Sorry, Susan.” The litany of names for the hero. The stolen stock footage from classic Battlestar Galactica.
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Archangelus Thu, Nov 28, 2013 11:27:09am |
Happy Thanksgiving and Hanukkah everybody! Gobble Tov! :)
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Dr Lizardo Thu, Nov 28, 2013 11:27:17am |
re: #15 jayjaybear
I love Space Mutiny. “Look alive, everyone…oh. Sorry, Susan.” The litany of names for the hero. The stolen stock footage from classic Battlestar Galactica.
If you wanna see the most blatant use of ripped-off footage, you have to see Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam (The Man Who Saved The World), known also as “Turkish Star Wars”. It’s unreal.
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Single-handed sailor Thu, Nov 28, 2013 11:30:51am |
You can also watch the MST3K Turkey Day Marathon 2013 on Youtube
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Single-handed sailor Thu, Nov 28, 2013 11:43:14am |
Comet ISON is going around the sun today.
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Stanley Sea Thu, Nov 28, 2013 11:46:26am |
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Decatur Deb Thu, Nov 28, 2013 11:49:57am |
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Snarknado! Thu, Nov 28, 2013 11:55:31am |
Holiday time is going full force at Disneyland right now, mostly Christmas of course, but in the Place of Puns, the Jingle Cruise (Jungle when it’s not holiday season), we were told that the man-eating fish had been attacking so ferociously for the last eight days that the guides had given the phenomenon a name — Pirhannukah, the Festival of Bites.
Happy Thanksgivukkah!
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A Mom Anon Thu, Nov 28, 2013 11:58:49am |
Well, I totally miscalculated when to take the turkey out of the freezer. Turns out I was a day late. Sooo, the turkey wrangling is finally over and the damned thing is in the oven. I ended up having to put it in a bucket of cold water to thaw enough to get the ack out of the inside, but managed to get a bucket of acky turkey water all over the place and spent an hour with bleach and lots of soapy water cleaning up a big contaminated mess. So that was fun. All I have to do now is cook potatoes and make the gravy when the turkey is done. Everything else is prepped for the oven and the pie was made last night. It’s probably a good thing I didn’t have to cook for a bunch of people with that little comedy of errors going on, I’d never be able to live it down.
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Stanley Sea Thu, Nov 28, 2013 12:06:09pm |
2nd one I’ve seen.
WTF are these people doing?
Looking like a Thestral from Harry Potter. I can't. Who died?? RT @SynKami: Darkskin ass turkey pic.twitter.com/M7DGA20lYB
— Awesomely Luvvie (@Luvvie) November 28, 2013
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Backwoods_Sleuth Thu, Nov 28, 2013 12:07:51pm |
re: #24 Stanley Sea
2nd one I’ve seen.
WTF are these people doing?
[Embedded content]
poor turkeys just died in vain…
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A Mom Anon Thu, Nov 28, 2013 12:10:48pm |
re: #24 Stanley Sea
Is that the actual skin color of the turkey, like some heirloom breed or something? Or did they inject it full of dye or beet juice? Or did Peg Bundy cook the damned thing? Doesn’t look appealing, not really.
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Snarknado! Thu, Nov 28, 2013 12:15:21pm |
re: #27 A Mom Anon
Is that the actual skin color of the turkey, like some heirloom breed or something? Or did they inject it full of dye or beet juice? Or did Peg Bundy cook the damned thing? Doesn’t look appealing, not really.
Soup. Maybe.
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GeneJockey Thu, Nov 28, 2013 12:19:12pm |
re: #29 Tim TeaBro
Might be a tad dry.
The earlier one, definitely. This one I’m thinking might have burned skin and raw meat from too high a temp.
The other, less likely alternative would be that they smoked it, and this is just the effect of the smoke. Bark, if you will.
But that isn’t what it looks like.
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Eclectic Cyborg Thu, Nov 28, 2013 12:20:29pm |
I got into it with this moron on FB earlier who was trying to convince me that Thanksgiving does, in fact, have strong Christian roots and muslims, jews, etc. should not be allowed to celebrate it.
Yeah, I got nothing on that one either.
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GeneJockey Thu, Nov 28, 2013 12:22:13pm |
Piefection! Eat your heart out, VB!
///
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A Mom Anon Thu, Nov 28, 2013 12:28:02pm |
I did something a bit different this year. I took about 1/4 of brown sugar and a couple of tablespoons of honey, mixed them together and put that under the skin of the turkey, a honey/brown sugar roasted turkey, kinda. Put a bit of olive oil on the skin(the turkey already had butter in it) so we shall see what happens with the aforementioned wrestled bird. It is, I am happy to report NOT purple.
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A Mom Anon Thu, Nov 28, 2013 12:31:28pm |
re: #31 Eclectic Cyborg
Um, how was it a religious holiday? Like ever? It’s kind of the Indians saved the European’s asses because they were starving and in bad shape til the Indians showed them what was edible around them. And we all know how that turned out for the Indians. I also understand that recently there’s been evidence found at Jamestown of cannibalism because they were so bad at living off the land there. So, um, not sure how that fits into the whole religion thing, unless it includes starvation and cannibalism.
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jaunte Thu, Nov 28, 2013 12:41:55pm |
Such cooking. Much smell. Wow. Very impress. Don't forget doge under table.
— Steve Silberman (@stevesilberman) November 28, 2013
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William Barnett-Lewis Thu, Nov 28, 2013 12:47:52pm |
Grumble. I figured McCarthy would lose it for us today but 10-40? Which means i have to root for the Vikings on Sunday… Not like any team in the North division is able to do more than One and out but still…
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Kragar Thu, Nov 28, 2013 12:57:13pm |
re: #15 jayjaybear
I love Space Mutiny. “Look alive, everyone…oh. Sorry, Susan.” The litany of names for the hero. The stolen stock footage from classic Battlestar Galactica.
RAILING KILL!
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Romantic Heretic Thu, Nov 28, 2013 1:08:50pm |
A Happy Thanksgiving to all the American lizards.
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Decatur Deb Thu, Nov 28, 2013 1:15:32pm |
Bird got 4 hrs on the grill, came out somewhat darker than Speaker Boehner. A drip pan caught the gravy makings. We’ve been grilling every year since the army-issue stove blew up in Korea in 1980.
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Backwoods_Sleuth Thu, Nov 28, 2013 1:28:45pm |
In honor of Hanukkah falling on Thanksgiving, I am going to spend dinner feeling guilty about everything I have to be thankful for.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) November 28, 2013
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Charles Johnson Thu, Nov 28, 2013 1:49:19pm |
#NowPlaying Donald Fagen > Sunken Condos > I'm Not the Same Without You http://t.co/pygLwyGFmB pic.twitter.com/JDnjv56760— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) November 28, 2013
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Backwoods_Sleuth Thu, Nov 28, 2013 1:52:03pm |
Thanksgiving at the little cubs table at Bear family Thanksgiving…
Hey.. wait a minute.. pic.twitter.com/qhhnfXSVSm
— Animal Planet (@MeetAnimals) November 28, 2013
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Charles Johnson Thu, Nov 28, 2013 1:52:05pm |
All right, Cave Dwellers. A really bad bad movie.
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Eclectic Cyborg Thu, Nov 28, 2013 1:55:03pm |
Been around for awhile but it’s a good one:
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HoosierHoops Thu, Nov 28, 2013 1:57:02pm |
Happy Thanksgiving Lizards..
It’s a day of Friends and Family, Big food, Football, Beer and naps..
And yes, Winston got a ton of Baked Ham for his to go plate.
Donnie closed his Restaurant and i enjoyed the day with his huge family..( Too many kids running around LOL ) It was so damn funny.. We had older people just walk in and sit at a table and try to order food. Yes they were old to have missed the huge sign thaI t said we were closed for Thanksgiving.
It was sweet to watch one of Donnie’s kids go wait their table and bring them huge amounts of food…From day one when I moved to Oklahoma I’ve said the people here are so warm and friendly. I will greatly miss them dearly..It takes special people to live in a land of disasters.
I have seen the love they show strangers after tornadoes and disasters.
If it wasn’t such a fucked up place to live it would be more crowded here than Napa Valley on a weekend. Seems like it was only yesterday when I moved here but it’s been 3 years..And now I have only a few weeks left before Winston and I move away. I am thankful for the open arms and love you have given me Oklahoma. I got to live through the great tornado outbreak of 2011. The Hottest summer ever recorded in any state in all fucking recorded history..( yeah..You try waking up at 6am and it’s already 100 degrees..Vegas had nothing on us ) 80 MPH straight line wind with golf ball size hail that made every bodies car look like it just went through a pissed off ex-girlfriend and a baseball bat. The great pest outbreak. When you opened your door it looked like studio 54 of insects and critters waiting in line.
Enjoy this day and thank you Oklahoma,
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Dr Lizardo Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:00:35pm |
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Kragar Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:05:18pm |
re: #44 Charles Johnson
All right, Cave Dwellers. A really bad bad movie.
Yup, but Miles O’Keefe is apparently a really nice guy. Got in contact with MST and told them they did a great job.
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Charles Johnson Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:06:31pm |
This movie has one of the weirdest, most incomprehensible plots ever.
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Eclectic Cyborg Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:08:58pm |
re: #49 Charles Johnson
This movie has one of the weirdest, most incomprehensible plots ever.
Even worse than Fifth estate?
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HoosierHoops Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:12:27pm |
re: #49 Charles Johnson
This movie has one of the weirdest, most incomprehensible plots ever.
yea..But the Avatar plot was the worst for a movie making a gazillion dollars.
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Kragar Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:12:39pm |
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Charles Johnson Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:16:54pm |
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Kragar Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:17:53pm |
re: #53 Charles Johnson
I know! I saw this one when it first came out as “Blademaster.” I’d actually kind of forgotten about these movies, but I once had the whole series on videotape. Classic awfulness.
I remembered “Ator, The Fighting Eagle” much longer than I should have.
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Dr Lizardo Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:19:17pm |
re: #51 HoosierHoops
yea..But the Avatar plot was the worst for a movie making a gazillion dollars.
A friend of mine here was complaining about Avatar and its lack of originality. As she put it, “It looks great but I’ve seen this film before. Quite a few times, actually.”
I turned her on to Zardoz, which tripped her out, but like she said, “It’s damned original, at least.”
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Kragar Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:19:22pm |
“Why is she limping?”
“Because she’s got an arrow in her chest.”
“Oh, I see. Wha-?”
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Dr Lizardo Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:30:58pm |
I don’t believe it - they were too cheap to hire villains.
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Archangelus Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:33:26pm |
“35 minutes into the film and we’re finally at the first plot point…”
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Charles Johnson Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:40:46pm |
“Mercy does not dwell in the hearts of those without spiritual strength or wisdom.”
Huh?
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Dr Lizardo Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:41:28pm |
I sense the presence of something evil.
- That’s you.
Oh no; they’ve jumped into a Kurosawa film!
- So it’ll start making sense?
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Archangelus Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:41:39pm |
They’ve jumped into a Kurosawa film!
…So it’ll start making sense?
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Kragar Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:42:32pm |
The reason this scene works is because we care about the characters.
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piratedan Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:44:15pm |
gawd, I cry everytime I see this rendition, the guys were rarely better than on this film.
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Charles Johnson Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:46:10pm |
This movie really has everything. Cavemen, wizards, samurai, invisible monsters. It’s the best.
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Single-handed sailor Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:47:02pm |
…and on another internet live broadcast, SpaceX launch aborts at ignition.
Damn.
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Kragar Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:50:39pm |
ITS SPEEDY DELIVERY GUY! And does he have a package!
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Archangelus Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:53:49pm |
Drink it all - sometimes the poison is at the bottom.
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HoosierHoops Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:57:29pm |
Oh! I remember another reason I like Oklahoma, They hate Texas almost as much as me. Which is weird here.. Half the college kids here at OU are from Texas. They drive new Beemers and Lexus cars and SUV’s w/Texas plates. Big oil money in Texas.. Trust me.. I’ll also miss living in a college town. You can order delivery of just about anything at 4am in college town. Plus it’s a cool town when 40,000 kids go home for holiday breaks. No lines or dumb drivers.
I admit..I put up the stupid hot weather here..Why? I dunno but for some reason college girls hate wearing much clothing here.. Maybe it’s a contest..Who can wear the least amount of clothes and not go to jail in order to shop.
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Kragar Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:02:07pm |
DING…. DONG!
Tits all over… I mean, its all over for you Ator.
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HoosierHoops Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:02:40pm |
re: #78 The War TARDIS
Awesome! Really Norman is home for you. Are you working? I leave around the 15th…I’ll miss Oklahoma..
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Charles Johnson Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:03:21pm |
“The dividing line between goodness… and stupidity… is very… very… fine.”
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HoosierHoops Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:06:15pm |
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HoosierHoops Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:11:09pm |
Good Lawd.. I just realized when changing my Nic Blue for Gus and others that I messed up my email addy…Let’s try this again.. Drop me a line ProLife.
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Kragar Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:12:32pm |
The 3 of us?
No, just me. You were a big help with the snakes.
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Archangelus Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:14:05pm |
“Ator flies and soooo dooesss my heeeaaart”
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Kragar Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:14:41pm |
Its not just Ator whose flying, its the human spirit.
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Lord of the Pies Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:17:56pm |
Finally made it to Alabama!
The GPS told us to get off I-65 and onto this two-lane winding country road. We kept driving and driving through Ardmore, Harvest and a bunch of backwoods redneck trailers, and Zedushka is all like “what if the GPS is sending us to some meth cooker’s trailer” and “ya think there’s Klans around here?”
Then all of a sudden we were in a brand new subdivision of big-ass brand new McMansions, and the GPS says 2 minutes to destination, and we kept driving up and down and the GPS delivered us to this big old McMansion where my son lives!
Welcome to Alabama and he pays less for his house than my kids in Brooklyn pay in rent for their crappy 1-bedroom apartments.
So then the media came to make video of us lighting the Hanukkah candles, and my son gave a little presentation of Hanukkah and Thanksgiving, I don’t know what time this will be broadcast (if at all) but it would be on one of the Huntsville affiliate networks.
It is a LONG trip, takes about the same amount of time to drive down from Detroit as to drive across to New York, except without the driving while in New York part.
Kentucky I-65 is AMAZING but Tennessee I-65 sucks.
It will be a bitch driving back, today we had the road practically all to ourselves.
We’re having chicken for dinner tonight and tomorrow night is TEH TURKEY.
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Single-handed sailor Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:24:04pm |
SpaceX is going to retry the launch of the Falcon 9 rocket at 6:44 EST.
NEW LAUNCH TIME. The #Falcon9 rocket is setting up for another launch attempt at 6:44 pm EST (2344 GMT). http://t.co/FfC79YU3nx
— Spaceflight Now (@SpaceflightNow) November 28, 2013
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HoosierHoops Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:25:17pm |
I find it highly ironic that the Salvation Army is kicking off it’s Kettle drive at halftime with Selena Gomez singing about Sex. I suppose the Salvation Army is rebranding itself. I’ll never look at a red kettle the same way.
/
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Dr Lizardo Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:41:17pm |
The Final Sacrifice on the MST3K Turkey Day Marathon!
Indeed, the worst thing to come out of Canada, bar none.
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Bear Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:43:28pm |
re: #92 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion
With respect to the route from one place to another that the gps units give, be very careful to check it against road maps as those of the AAA. In going from one location to another several different gps brands have routed me over dirt roads that would be closed in the winter and even in summer would take much longer than on paved roads.
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Charles Johnson Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:47:09pm |
OK, vegan Thanksgiving report: not bad at all. There was a sort of meatless meat loaf thing made up of who knows what (I didn’t ask), mashed potatoes with garlic and olive oil (delicious), macaroni and some kind of fake cheese thing that was, uh, interesting, and my favorite, the vegan pumpkin fudge.
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Charles Johnson Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:48:09pm |
I’m having some more pumpkin fudge right now, in fact.
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Charles Johnson Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:54:47pm |
Oh yes, and a spaghetti squash dish that was also excellent.
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Varek Raith Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:55:32pm |
re: #96 The War TARDIS
I’m sorry, Beiber is likely worse.
You obviously haven’t seen this…’movie’ before.
;)
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Dancing along the light of day Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:55:59pm |
re: #101 Charles Johnson
Oh yes, and a spaghetti squash dish that was also excellent.
Recipe, pretty please?
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Dr Lizardo Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:56:20pm |
- Canadian villain ‘Garth Vader’.
lol…..love it.
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Charles Johnson Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:58:44pm |
re: #103 Dancing along the light of day
I’ll see if I can pry it out of our hostess.
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The War TARDIS Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:59:43pm |
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Lord of the Pies Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:08:51pm |
re: #98 Bear
With respect to the route from one place to another that the gps units give, be very careful to check it against road maps as those of the AAA. In going from one location to another several different gps brands have routed me over dirt roads that would be closed in the winter and even in summer would take much longer than on paved roads.
I just looked it up on Google maps and they use the same route, it’s actually the most direct route.
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Lord of the Pies Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:10:18pm |
ThanksDerpukkah
Thanksgiving was about collectivism failing. Hanukkah was about assimilation to secularism failing. Happy Thanksgivukkah!— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) November 28, 2013
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Varek Raith Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:12:24pm |
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PhillyPretzel Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:14:55pm |
Thanksgivukkah. Dang. It is two different holidays. Why do these people do this?
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Tim TeaBro Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:16:44pm |
Derp is too easy. Thanksgiving is about a bunch of screwed people offered help by others.
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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:16:45pm |
re: #113 PhillyPretzel
The good news is they won’t do it again for another 70,000 years.
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Lord of the Pies Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:22:06pm |
re: #115 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce
The good news is they won’t do it again for another 70,000 years.
Actually 2070, somebody got carried away with a bunch of 000’s.
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Tim TeaBro Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:22:13pm |
Then the screwed people ended up giving their saviors blankets with small pox, warring, then putting them on reservations.
| 118 |
Tim TeaBro Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:24:50pm |
Happy Thanksgiving! Let’s watch the Redskins game!
(OK enough Sarcasm Pie)
(for now)
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Lord of the Pies Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:25:10pm |
re: #113 PhillyPretzel
Thanksgivukkah. Dang. It is two different holidays. Why do these people do this?
Somebody claims to have invented the word “Thanksgivukkah” and for some reason expects to get a bunch of money for it.
I’m sure a lot of people thought of this word (there are only so many combos that you can make out of “Thanksgiving” and “Hanukkah”) but to expect a bunch of money for it just sucks. Usuckkukah.
| 120 |
Lord of the Pies Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:25:46pm |
I’m getting the full impact of the “Stereophonic Twin Effect.”
| 121 |
Varek Raith Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:29:08pm |
Comet ISON: Emerging “dust tail” catches scientists’ eyes
Comet probably vaped.
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Lord of the Pies Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:34:15pm |
My son’s Hanukkah presentation will be broadcast on WAFF the NBC affiliate in Huntsville, at 10:00PM.
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Eclectic Cyborg Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:38:12pm |
re: #122 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion
My son’s Hanukkah presentation will be broadcast on WAFF the NBC affiliate in Huntsville, at 10:00PM.
I will look for it online.
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Kragar Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:40:29pm |
OH! The Grizzled Crusty Old Prospector! HOORAY!
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Aqua Obama Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:46:39pm |
St. Jacobs artist’s ‘Homeless Jesus’ sculpture blessed by Pope
The sculpture, created by Tim Schmalz, depicts a life-sized Jesus Christ as a homeless man sleeping on a bench.
He offered it to St. Michael’s Cathedral in Toronto and St. Patrick’s Cathedral in New York, and was turned down both times - St. Patrick’s has since said they may reconsider.
Last week, he took the same sculpture to the Vatican to present it to Pope Francis, and came away with a “phenomenal experience” that will last him a lifetime.
“The first thing he did when he saw my sculpture was pray, and then he blessed the piece,” Schmalz tells CTV News.
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Lord of the Pies Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:48:31pm |
WTFITS
Thanksgiving is for sociopaths
I don’t have anything against turkey. But I can’t abide a holiday that denies its genocidal historical context
| 129 |
Charles Johnson Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:48:34pm |
OK, missed the start of this - what movie are they showing now?
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Kragar Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:49:10pm |
re: #129 Charles Johnson
OK, missed the start of this - what movie are they showing now?
The Final Sacrifice, with Canadian villain Garth Vader
| 131 |
Lord of the Pies Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:50:01pm |
This dudebro really, really HATES Thanksgiving
“No Thanks to Thanksgiving”
“Why We Shouldn’t Celebrate Thanksgiving”
“How I Stopped Hating Thanksgiving and Learned to Be Afraid”
“The Meaning of Thanksgiving”
| 133 |
Lord of the Pies Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:57:09pm |
WTFITS
Yeah totally 1939 Germany, except with people eating a whole bunch of turkey and sweet potatoes and pie and then the next day going shopping and spending tons of money, but without the mass murder. #USuckkukah
It's 1939 Germany all over again #Obamacare #ThanksgivingObamacareTalkingPoints #BlackFriday #LNYHBT #ORPUW pic.twitter.com/dhCASWcZOP— marietweets (@mkues65) November 29, 2013
| 135 |
Lord of the Pies Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:59:02pm |
People who are at the mall shopping now #USuckkukah
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PhillyPretzel Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:03:02pm |
re: #135 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion
::: shopping at amazon.com :::
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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:08:12pm |
YESSSS
MITCHELL
the best MST3K ever
| 139 |
Varek Raith Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:08:23pm |
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Kragar Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:08:31pm |
A true classic, and the transition between the Joel and Mike years.
And Joe Don Baker hated MST3k.
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Kragar Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:08:48pm |
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Varek Raith Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:09:15pm |
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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:10:07pm |
re: #143 Varek Raith
No way. If you’re of a Certain Age, you recognized Joe Don Baker as “That Guy Who Was In That Thing, And That Other Thing” long before you ever heard of MST3K.
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Lord of the Pies Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:10:08pm |
Menorah lighting at Plymouth Rock! #Thanksgivingukkah @Lubavitch http://t.co/33Q6P8iIAS”— Avraham Berkowitz (@GlobalRabbi) November 29, 2013
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Varek Raith Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:10:50pm |
re: #144 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce
No way. If you’re of a Certain Age, you recognized Joe Don Baker as “That Guy Who Was In That Thing, And That Other Thing” long before you ever heard of MST3K.
I only know him from Bond movies and mst3k.
:P
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Kragar Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:11:40pm |
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Charles Johnson Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:13:29pm |
Mitchell!? Mitchell! One of their all-time best.
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PT Barnum Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:20:03pm |
re: #111 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion
ThanksDerpukkah
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Can somebody get Ben Shapiro laid? I’m thinking a good shtupping might pull the stick out of his ass.
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Mattand Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:20:47pm |
So you guys wanna throw down MSTie style, huh?
Worst MST3K film ever riffed?
No, not Manos, you rank amateurs! Not by a long shot.
Red Zone Cuba, hands down. Utterly unwatchable. The heroes” of this “film” drive to Cuba
I repeat: the “heroes” of this “film” drive to Cuba.
Have a great Thanksgiving, and look out for snakes!
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Kragar Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:21:16pm |
re: #152 Mattand
So you guys wanna throw down MSTie style, huh?
Worst MST3K film ever riffed?
No, not Manos, you rank amateurs! Not by a long shot.
Red Zone Cuba, hands down. Utterly unwatchable. The heroes” of this “film” drive to Cuba
I repeat: the “heroes” of this “film” drive to Cuba.
Have a great Thanksgiving, and look out for snakes!
“I’m Cherokee Jack.”
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Kragar Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:21:37pm |
Well, you’re rich and white. I don’t see a problem.
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Mattand Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:23:15pm |
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Mattand Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:24:01pm |
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Aqua Obama Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:24:18pm |
re: #152 Mattand
Red Zone Cuba, hands down. Utterly unwatchable. The heroes” of this “film” drive to Cuba
I repeat: the “heroes” of this “film” drive to Cuba.
Have a great Thanksgiving, and look out for snakes!
This is a waste of a split screen!
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Lord of the Pies Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:25:24pm |
I simply could not resist going Thanksgiving without trolling @zenpundit pic.twitter.com/nZVAsvrSX7— Sean Paul Kelley (@seanpaulkelley) November 29, 2013
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Mattand Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:29:11pm |
It’s like they turned on the camera and forgot to have things happen.
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Dark_Falcon Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:32:03pm |
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Dark_Falcon Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:33:39pm |
re: #151 PT Barnum
Can somebody get Ben Shapiro laid? I’m thinking a good shtupping might pull the stick out of his ass.
His dick is too small to effect penetration and the stick up his ass precludes anything on that end, so no.
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Mattand Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:33:48pm |
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Decatur Deb Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:39:23pm |
re: #121 Varek Raith
Comet ISON: Emerging “dust tail” catches scientists’ eyes
Comet probably vaped.
Conflicting stuff on #ISON now. Zombie ISON?
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Kragar Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:40:49pm |
re: #155 Mattand
Got any coffee?
And then we have “The Skydivers.”
To quote TV’s Frank, its like Manos but without the lucid plot.
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Lidane Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:42:14pm |
Y'all didn't even know. pic.twitter.com/9gS3obHCYG— AdamSerwer (@AdamSerwer) November 29, 2013
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Tim TeaBro Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:46:11pm |
I think dowsing is a total fraud. Unless it’s for beer. I can find beer with a rod.
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Lord of the Pies Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:46:22pm |
Teh Twitters: it’s like all your crazy relatives on Thanksgiving, but without actually sitting at the table with them!
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Charles Johnson Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:46:40pm |
The car chase scene in Mitchell is one of the classics of bad cinema.
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Decatur Deb Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:46:48pm |
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Charles Johnson Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:49:28pm |
re: #168 Tim TeaBro
I think dowsing is a total fraud. Unless it’s for beer. I can find beer with a rod.
One of the all-time classic LGF flounces was a dowsing fan who got very upset when I posted a James Randi video debunking it. A dowsing flounce.
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Tim TeaBro Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:51:06pm |
re: #172 Charles Johnson
One of the all-time classic LGF flounces was a dowsing fan who got very upset when I posted a James Randi video debunking it. A dowsing flounce.
I think I sorta remember that.
What a rod!
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wheat-dogghazi Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:53:58pm |
re: #111 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion
ThanksDerpukkah
I don’t get his point, which is not surprising, considering the source.
The Plymouth colony was not a collective, in the marxist sense of the word. See en.wikipedia.org for some details. And in the end, it did not fail, but was combined with other Massachusetts colonies in 1691-92. Roanoke failed as a colony. Plymouth succeeded, despite some rough times.
As for the anti-secularism part of Hanukkah, Antiochus IV Epiphanes wanted everyone in Jerusalem to worship Zeus, so (in Judaic terms) he desecrated the Temple. That’s not secularism, at least in 2nd Century BC terms. It’s imposing the state religion on everyone, by force if necessary.
I learned all this in about 20 minutes by using Wikipedia. Shapiro must be shooting from the hip or out of someplace nearby.
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Kragar Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:56:14pm |
Ah, the classic love balled from Mitchell.
My my my my Mitchell.
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Mattand Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:57:47pm |
re: #172 Charles Johnson
One of the all-time classic LGF flounces was a dowsing fan who got very upset when I posted a James Randi video debunking it. A dowsing flounce.
Of all the pseudo-sciences in the world to throw a hissy fit over, dowsing has to be one of the most embarrassing.
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Varek Raith Thu, Nov 28, 2013 6:00:49pm |
re: #172 Charles Johnson
One of the all-time classic LGF flounces was a dowsing fan who got very upset when I posted a James Randi video debunking it. A dowsing flounce.
This.
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Charles Johnson Thu, Nov 28, 2013 6:07:18pm |
Ayup, another Wednesday night at Mitchell’s.
It’s a very special Joe Don Baker Christmas.
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Decatur Deb Thu, Nov 28, 2013 6:08:13pm |
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PhillyPretzel Thu, Nov 28, 2013 6:15:39pm |
I hope everyone has a Happy Thanksgiving. Since I am going shopping at KOP tomorrow, I am going to turn in early. Good Night to my fellow Lizards.
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Lord of the Pies Thu, Nov 28, 2013 6:18:40pm |
My son is now touting the superiority of the Mac over Windows.
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Mattand Thu, Nov 28, 2013 6:18:43pm |
re: #186 PhillyPretzel
I hope everyone has a Happy Thanksgiving. Since I am going shopping at KOP tomorrow, I am going to turn in early. Good Night to my fellow Lizards.
Good luck. You could not pay me to drive on the Schuykill Expressway near that mall tomorrow.
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William Barnett-Lewis Thu, Nov 28, 2013 6:20:11pm |
re: #187 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion
My son is now touting the superiority of the Mac over Windows.
You obviously raised smart kids.
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Tim TeaBro Thu, Nov 28, 2013 6:33:00pm |
I’m one of 4 people on that thread still a lizard.
Wow.
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Decatur Deb Thu, Nov 28, 2013 6:40:39pm |
Some of ISON made it past the Sun. NASA photo-animation:
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Lord of the Pies Thu, Nov 28, 2013 6:50:15pm |
This is the beautiful Thanksgiving table that we enjoyed this evening.
And wait, the main Turkey Dinner is tomorrow night!
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Dark_Falcon Thu, Nov 28, 2013 6:53:30pm |
re: #196 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion
This is the beautiful Thanksgiving table that we enjoyed this evening.
And wait, the main Turkey Dinner is tomorrow night!
Glad it worked out well for you.
My own family had a better dinner than expected, as for the first time in a good while my mother went with my father sister, and myself out to my aunt’s for Thanksgiving dinner. Everyone was glad to see her and she had a much better evening than she would have staying home. Small things, I know, but they help a man through life.
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Kragar Thu, Nov 28, 2013 7:03:16pm |
Going to have to post the Christmas ones on Christmas Eve
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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce Thu, Nov 28, 2013 7:12:10pm |
re: #198 Kragar
Going to have to post the Christmas ones on Christmas Eve
Apparently, there’s an MST3K version of “Santa Claus Vs. The Devil”. I’ve only seen the ‘original’ version. It’s one of the most wonderfully terrible things I’ve ever seen.
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darthstar Thu, Nov 28, 2013 7:20:32pm |
I ate responsibly, and yet that last belch still tasted like a mix of sugar, turkey and gravy.— Sean McCabe (@darthstar99) November 29, 2013
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Kragar Thu, Nov 28, 2013 7:21:06pm |
re: #199 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce
Apparently, there’s an MST3K version of “Santa Claus Vs. The Devil”. I’ve only seen the ‘original’ version. It’s one of the most wonderfully terrible things I’ve ever seen.
They dropped the “vs the Devil” from the title for the MST version.
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Kragar Thu, Nov 28, 2013 7:30:46pm |
I forgot how terrifying the “Children of the World” segment was.
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Decatur Deb Thu, Nov 28, 2013 7:31:01pm |
It lives!!
ISON shows strongly in this SOHO shot, at about the 11 O’clock position. Its tails wrap back to the ‘entrance’ side of the image. (Big image, might load slowly.)
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Kragar Thu, Nov 28, 2013 7:44:34pm |
I guess someone really liked the children of the world segment.
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Lidane Thu, Nov 28, 2013 7:51:17pm |
Apparently, there is a Lady Gaga & the Muppets holiday special.
I am amused that this is a thing, but I’m in too much of a food coma to look.
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Tim TeaBro Thu, Nov 28, 2013 7:53:00pm |
Reading that old thread reminded me of my own evolution as much as LGF’s.
AGW was something that took me a long time to get my head around. Likely because the onslaught of bullshit was so massive.
That’s my excuse.
But I did lie to myself and succumb to ideological dogma. At least for a period of time.
I’m sure there’s some old comments of mine I’d cringe over.
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Lidane Thu, Nov 28, 2013 7:57:44pm |
BTW, just because some of us are in a food coma or otherwise enjoying Thanksgivukkah doesn’t mean that fail takes a holiday:
LOOK: Walmart's Black Friday going about as badly as you'd expect http://t.co/SWuuOkcaA3— Huffington Post (@HuffingtonPost) November 29, 2013
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Single-handed sailor Thu, Nov 28, 2013 8:03:53pm |
This country needs a bud-a-month club.
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Killgore Trout Thu, Nov 28, 2013 8:22:49pm |
re: #208 Single-handed sailor
This country needs a bud-a-month club.
Interesting blog. I see Oregon’s legalization efforts are progressing nicely.
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Dark_Falcon Thu, Nov 28, 2013 8:44:21pm |
re: #207 Lidane
BTW, just because some of us are in a food coma or otherwise enjoying Thanksgivukkah doesn’t mean that fail takes a holiday:
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