Mystery Science Theater’s Turkey Day: Night of the Blood Beast

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An astronaut is involved in a horrific spaceship accident. He miraculously survives, but scientists soon discover that his recovery is part of a nefarious alien plot.

Note: This is the Thanksgiving version of the episode, hence the “701T” title.

For all your viewing needs this Thanksgiving.

UPDATE at 11/28/13 11:30:58 am

Here’s another treat: the live MST3K Turkey Day Marathon 2013!

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212 comments

1 Charles Johnson  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 10:35:37am

Heh. I tweeted this post, and it was retweeted by Glenn Reynolds. Indeed.

2 piratedan  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 10:41:08am

mst3kturkeyday.com

first was Space Mutiny, now, I Accuse My Parents

3 Dr Lizardo  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 10:42:23am

re: #2 piratedan

mst3kturkeyday.com

first was Space Mutiny, now, I Accuse My Parents

Heh. MST3K is one of my favorite programs of all time.

4 piratedan  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 10:43:42am

re: #3 Dr Lizardo

streaming online, commercial free with Joel doing the show transitions. Incredibly awesome.

5 Dr Lizardo  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 10:45:27am

re: #4 piratedan

streaming online, commercial free with Joel doing the show transitions. Incredibly awesome.

I’m watching it now. It’s great, and nice to see Joel as well.

6 piratedan  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 10:49:09am

re: #5 Dr Lizardo

go speed farmer, go!

7 Charles Johnson  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 10:51:16am

Received from Twitter this morning:

Hello,

Thank you for bringing this to our attention. We have notified the user that if this behavior continues, it can lead to a violation of the Twitter Rules ( twitter.com ).

Excellent.

8 Dr Lizardo  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 10:55:00am

re: #6 piratedan

I turned on a couple of former students of mine onto MST3K; I let them know that it’s on right now, and they’re watching it. Their English is fluent and they learned a lot of vernacular English from me, including many of my more sarcastic barbs.

9 Dr Lizardo  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 10:56:28am

Heh…..PRC Pictures for I Accuse My Parents.

PRC - classic Poverty Row studio.

10 Tim TeaBro  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 11:01:33am

“I’ll take ‘How Alec Baldwin keeps digging that hole’ for $500, Alex”

11 Amory Blaine  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 11:03:05am

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

12 klys  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 11:14:56am

Happy Thanksgiving, Lizards.

I hope that your meals, whatever they are, are tasty and make you happy, and that your time with family/friends is one of peace and fellowship. Or at least good food and you can get out of there in a reasonable time. ;)

I’m thankful to have found such a wonderful community of folks here, and to have become a part of it. I’m thankful I’ve finished my degree (I’M FREE). I’m thankful (most days) to have been born in America. And I’m thankful for my family, both of blood and of heart.

What more can a girl ask for?

13 The Mountain That Blogs  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 11:16:06am

re: #2 piratedan

Why is this not working? All I’m getting is the banner that says “MST3K Turkey Day Marathon, livestream starts at 9AM PST”

14 piratedan  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 11:17:25am

re: #13 The Mountain That Blogs

i simply clicked on the image and it started up, supposedly you’ll just join in progress,

if you’re having issues, supposedly an e-mail to these guys will get you some attention:

shoutfactorycs@owd.com

15 jayjaybear  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 11:19:22am

I love Space Mutiny. “Look alive, everyone…oh. Sorry, Susan.” The litany of names for the hero. The stolen stock footage from classic Battlestar Galactica.

16 Archangelus  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 11:27:09am

Happy Thanksgiving and Hanukkah everybody! Gobble Tov! :)

Image: Thanksgivukkah

17 Dr Lizardo  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 11:27:17am

re: #15 jayjaybear

I love Space Mutiny. “Look alive, everyone…oh. Sorry, Susan.” The litany of names for the hero. The stolen stock footage from classic Battlestar Galactica.

If you wanna see the most blatant use of ripped-off footage, you have to see Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam (The Man Who Saved The World), known also as “Turkish Star Wars”. It’s unreal.

Youtube Video

18 Single-handed sailor  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 11:30:51am
19 Single-handed sailor  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 11:43:14am

Comet ISON is going around the sun today.

Cool pic.

20 Stanley Sea  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 11:46:26am

re: #19 Single-handed sailor

Comet ISON is going around the sun today.

Cool pic.

Oops! Google Chrome could not connect to sohowww.nascom.nasa.gov

Try reloading: sohowww.­nascom.­nasa.­gov/­data/­realtime/­c3/­512/­

too busy?

21 Decatur Deb  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 11:49:57am

re: #20 Stanley Sea

too busy?

Good SOHO pic here—ISON looks good so far.

22 Snarknado!  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 11:55:31am

Holiday time is going full force at Disneyland right now, mostly Christmas of course, but in the Place of Puns, the Jingle Cruise (Jungle when it’s not holiday season), we were told that the man-eating fish had been attacking so ferociously for the last eight days that the guides had given the phenomenon a name — Pirhannukah, the Festival of Bites.

Happy Thanksgivukkah!

23 A Mom Anon  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 11:58:49am

Well, I totally miscalculated when to take the turkey out of the freezer. Turns out I was a day late. Sooo, the turkey wrangling is finally over and the damned thing is in the oven. I ended up having to put it in a bucket of cold water to thaw enough to get the ack out of the inside, but managed to get a bucket of acky turkey water all over the place and spent an hour with bleach and lots of soapy water cleaning up a big contaminated mess. So that was fun. All I have to do now is cook potatoes and make the gravy when the turkey is done. Everything else is prepped for the oven and the pie was made last night. It’s probably a good thing I didn’t have to cook for a bunch of people with that little comedy of errors going on, I’d never be able to live it down.

24 Stanley Sea  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 12:06:09pm

2nd one I’ve seen.

WTF are these people doing?

25 Backwoods_Sleuth  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 12:07:51pm

re: #24 Stanley Sea

2nd one I’ve seen.

WTF are these people doing?

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poor turkeys just died in vain…

26 Stanley Sea  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 12:09:29pm

Are these the manischewitz experiments??

27 A Mom Anon  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 12:10:48pm

re: #24 Stanley Sea

Is that the actual skin color of the turkey, like some heirloom breed or something? Or did they inject it full of dye or beet juice? Or did Peg Bundy cook the damned thing? Doesn’t look appealing, not really.

28 Snarknado!  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 12:15:21pm

re: #27 A Mom Anon

Is that the actual skin color of the turkey, like some heirloom breed or something? Or did they inject it full of dye or beet juice? Or did Peg Bundy cook the damned thing? Doesn’t look appealing, not really.

Soup. Maybe.

29 Tim TeaBro  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 12:17:30pm

Might be a tad dry.

30 GeneJockey  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 12:19:12pm

re: #29 Tim TeaBro

Might be a tad dry.

The earlier one, definitely. This one I’m thinking might have burned skin and raw meat from too high a temp.

The other, less likely alternative would be that they smoked it, and this is just the effect of the smoke. Bark, if you will.

But that isn’t what it looks like.

31 Eclectic Cyborg  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 12:20:29pm

I got into it with this moron on FB earlier who was trying to convince me that Thanksgiving does, in fact, have strong Christian roots and muslims, jews, etc. should not be allowed to celebrate it.

Yeah, I got nothing on that one either.

32 GeneJockey  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 12:22:13pm

Piefection! Eat your heart out, VB!
///

33 A Mom Anon  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 12:28:02pm

I did something a bit different this year. I took about 1/4 of brown sugar and a couple of tablespoons of honey, mixed them together and put that under the skin of the turkey, a honey/brown sugar roasted turkey, kinda. Put a bit of olive oil on the skin(the turkey already had butter in it) so we shall see what happens with the aforementioned wrestled bird. It is, I am happy to report NOT purple.

34 A Mom Anon  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 12:31:28pm

re: #31 Eclectic Cyborg
Um, how was it a religious holiday? Like ever? It’s kind of the Indians saved the European’s asses because they were starving and in bad shape til the Indians showed them what was edible around them. And we all know how that turned out for the Indians. I also understand that recently there’s been evidence found at Jamestown of cannibalism because they were so bad at living off the land there. So, um, not sure how that fits into the whole religion thing, unless it includes starvation and cannibalism.

35 jaunte  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 12:41:55pm
36 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 12:47:52pm

Grumble. I figured McCarthy would lose it for us today but 10-40? Which means i have to root for the Vikings on Sunday… Not like any team in the North division is able to do more than One and out but still…

37 Kragar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 12:57:13pm

re: #15 jayjaybear

I love Space Mutiny. “Look alive, everyone…oh. Sorry, Susan.” The litany of names for the hero. The stolen stock footage from classic Battlestar Galactica.

RAILING KILL!

38 Romantic Heretic  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 1:08:50pm

A Happy Thanksgiving to all the American lizards.

39 Decatur Deb  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 1:15:32pm

Bird got 4 hrs on the grill, came out somewhat darker than Speaker Boehner. A drip pan caught the gravy makings. We’ve been grilling every year since the army-issue stove blew up in Korea in 1980.

40 Backwoods_Sleuth  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 1:28:45pm
41 Charles Johnson  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 1:49:19pm
42 Kragar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 1:51:29pm

CAVE DWELLERS!

43 Backwoods_Sleuth  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 1:52:03pm

Thanksgiving at the little cubs table at Bear family Thanksgiving…

44 Charles Johnson  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 1:52:05pm

All right, Cave Dwellers. A really bad bad movie.

45 Eclectic Cyborg  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 1:55:03pm

Been around for awhile but it’s a good one:

You can’t stuff this

46 HoosierHoops  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 1:57:02pm

Happy Thanksgiving Lizards..
It’s a day of Friends and Family, Big food, Football, Beer and naps..
And yes, Winston got a ton of Baked Ham for his to go plate.
Donnie closed his Restaurant and i enjoyed the day with his huge family..( Too many kids running around LOL ) It was so damn funny.. We had older people just walk in and sit at a table and try to order food. Yes they were old to have missed the huge sign thaI t said we were closed for Thanksgiving.
It was sweet to watch one of Donnie’s kids go wait their table and bring them huge amounts of food…From day one when I moved to Oklahoma I’ve said the people here are so warm and friendly. I will greatly miss them dearly..It takes special people to live in a land of disasters.
I have seen the love they show strangers after tornadoes and disasters.
If it wasn’t such a fucked up place to live it would be more crowded here than Napa Valley on a weekend. Seems like it was only yesterday when I moved here but it’s been 3 years..And now I have only a few weeks left before Winston and I move away. I am thankful for the open arms and love you have given me Oklahoma. I got to live through the great tornado outbreak of 2011. The Hottest summer ever recorded in any state in all fucking recorded history..( yeah..You try waking up at 6am and it’s already 100 degrees..Vegas had nothing on us ) 80 MPH straight line wind with golf ball size hail that made every bodies car look like it just went through a pissed off ex-girlfriend and a baseball bat. The great pest outbreak. When you opened your door it looked like studio 54 of insects and critters waiting in line.
Enjoy this day and thank you Oklahoma,

47 Dr Lizardo  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:00:35pm

re: #42 Kragar

CAVE DWELLERS!

Epic bad film.

48 Kragar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:05:18pm

re: #44 Charles Johnson

All right, Cave Dwellers. A really bad bad movie.

Yup, but Miles O’Keefe is apparently a really nice guy. Got in contact with MST and told them they did a great job.

49 Charles Johnson  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:06:31pm

This movie has one of the weirdest, most incomprehensible plots ever.

50 Eclectic Cyborg  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:08:58pm

re: #49 Charles Johnson

This movie has one of the weirdest, most incomprehensible plots ever.

Even worse than Fifth estate?

51 HoosierHoops  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:12:27pm

re: #49 Charles Johnson

This movie has one of the weirdest, most incomprehensible plots ever.

yea..But the Avatar plot was the worst for a movie making a gazillion dollars.

52 Kragar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:12:39pm

re: #49 Charles Johnson

This movie has one of the weirdest, most incomprehensible plots ever.

It was actually a franchise.

Ator

53 Charles Johnson  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:16:54pm

re: #52 Kragar

It was actually a franchise.

Ator

I know! I saw this one when it first came out as “Blademaster.” I’d actually kind of forgotten about these movies, but I once had the whole series on videotape. Classic awfulness.

54 Kragar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:17:53pm

re: #53 Charles Johnson

I know! I saw this one when it first came out as “Blademaster.” I’d actually kind of forgotten about these movies, but I once had the whole series on videotape. Classic awfulness.

I remembered “Ator, The Fighting Eagle” much longer than I should have.

55 Dr Lizardo  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:19:17pm

re: #51 HoosierHoops

yea..But the Avatar plot was the worst for a movie making a gazillion dollars.

A friend of mine here was complaining about Avatar and its lack of originality. As she put it, “It looks great but I’ve seen this film before. Quite a few times, actually.”

I turned her on to Zardoz, which tripped her out, but like she said, “It’s damned original, at least.”

56 Kragar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:19:22pm

“Why is she limping?”
“Because she’s got an arrow in her chest.”
“Oh, I see. Wha-?”

57 Charles Johnson  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:28:23pm

And who is it, sire?

Ator.

Gesundheit.

58 Dr Lizardo  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:30:58pm

I don’t believe it - they were too cheap to hire villains.

59 Archangelus  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:33:26pm

“35 minutes into the film and we’re finally at the first plot point…”

60 Kragar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:33:30pm

OJIBWA!

Wait a minute! I created a word!

61 piratedan  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:39:06pm

stupid rock, stupid stupid rock!

62 Dr Lizardo  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:39:31pm

Again with the finger!

63 Charles Johnson  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:40:46pm

“Mercy does not dwell in the hearts of those without spiritual strength or wisdom.”

Huh?

64 Archangelus  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:40:53pm

Uh, that’s me boss, i’m right behind you

65 Dr Lizardo  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:41:28pm

I sense the presence of something evil.

- That’s you.


Oh no; they’ve jumped into a Kurosawa film!
- So it’ll start making sense?

66 Archangelus  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:41:39pm

They’ve jumped into a Kurosawa film!
…So it’ll start making sense?

67 Kragar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:42:32pm

The reason this scene works is because we care about the characters.

68 Archangelus  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:42:52pm

“We do…. we do?”

69 piratedan  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:44:15pm

gawd, I cry everytime I see this rendition, the guys were rarely better than on this film.

70 Charles Johnson  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:46:10pm

This movie really has everything. Cavemen, wizards, samurai, invisible monsters. It’s the best.

71 Dr Lizardo  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:46:43pm

- Oh, he’s a Calvinist.

lol

72 Archangelus  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:46:45pm

“And your mother’s wardrobe”

73 Single-handed sailor  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:47:02pm

…and on another internet live broadcast, SpaceX launch aborts at ignition.

Damn.

74 Kragar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:50:39pm

ITS SPEEDY DELIVERY GUY! And does he have a package!

75 Archangelus  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:53:49pm

Drink it all - sometimes the poison is at the bottom.

76 HoosierHoops  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:57:29pm

Oh! I remember another reason I like Oklahoma, They hate Texas almost as much as me. Which is weird here.. Half the college kids here at OU are from Texas. They drive new Beemers and Lexus cars and SUV’s w/Texas plates. Big oil money in Texas.. Trust me.. I’ll also miss living in a college town. You can order delivery of just about anything at 4am in college town. Plus it’s a cool town when 40,000 kids go home for holiday breaks. No lines or dumb drivers.
I admit..I put up the stupid hot weather here..Why? I dunno but for some reason college girls hate wearing much clothing here.. Maybe it’s a contest..Who can wear the least amount of clothes and not go to jail in order to shop.

77 Charles Johnson  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:57:35pm

These are the pillage people.

78 The War TARDIS  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:58:27pm

re: #76 HoosierHoops

I live here now!

79 klys  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:59:45pm

Hope you all had a had a great dinner!

80 Kragar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 2:59:59pm

I’M THE BEST LOOKING MAN IN THE MIDDLE AGES!

81 Kragar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:02:07pm

DING…. DONG!

Tits all over… I mean, its all over for you Ator.

82 HoosierHoops  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:02:40pm

re: #78 The War TARDIS

Awesome! Really Norman is home for you. Are you working? I leave around the 15th…I’ll miss Oklahoma..

83 Charles Johnson  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:03:21pm

“The dividing line between goodness… and stupidity… is very… very… fine.”

84 The War TARDIS  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:04:20pm

re: #82 HoosierHoops

Yep. I am working.

85 Charles Johnson  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:05:17pm

The growling snakes!

86 HoosierHoops  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:06:15pm

re: #84 The War TARDIS

Yep. I am working.

I’m really happy for you

87 HoosierHoops  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:11:09pm

Good Lawd.. I just realized when changing my Nic Blue for Gus and others that I messed up my email addy…Let’s try this again.. Drop me a line ProLife.

88 Kragar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:12:32pm

The 3 of us?

No, just me. You were a big help with the snakes.

89 Archangelus  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:14:05pm

“Ator flies and soooo dooesss my heeeaaart”

90 Kragar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:14:41pm

Its not just Ator whose flying, its the human spirit.

91 Decatur Deb  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:16:09pm

Looks like ISON bought the farm:

bbc.co.uk

92 Lord of the Pies  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:17:56pm

Finally made it to Alabama!

The GPS told us to get off I-65 and onto this two-lane winding country road. We kept driving and driving through Ardmore, Harvest and a bunch of backwoods redneck trailers, and Zedushka is all like “what if the GPS is sending us to some meth cooker’s trailer” and “ya think there’s Klans around here?”

Then all of a sudden we were in a brand new subdivision of big-ass brand new McMansions, and the GPS says 2 minutes to destination, and we kept driving up and down and the GPS delivered us to this big old McMansion where my son lives!

Welcome to Alabama and he pays less for his house than my kids in Brooklyn pay in rent for their crappy 1-bedroom apartments.

So then the media came to make video of us lighting the Hanukkah candles, and my son gave a little presentation of Hanukkah and Thanksgiving, I don’t know what time this will be broadcast (if at all) but it would be on one of the Huntsville affiliate networks.

It is a LONG trip, takes about the same amount of time to drive down from Detroit as to drive across to New York, except without the driving while in New York part.

Kentucky I-65 is AMAZING but Tennessee I-65 sucks.

It will be a bitch driving back, today we had the road practically all to ourselves.

We’re having chicken for dinner tonight and tomorrow night is TEH TURKEY.

93 Kragar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:19:08pm

Turkey time, later guys.

94 Single-handed sailor  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:24:04pm

SpaceX is going to retry the launch of the Falcon 9 rocket at 6:44 EST.

95 HoosierHoops  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:25:17pm

I find it highly ironic that the Salvation Army is kicking off it’s Kettle drive at halftime with Selena Gomez singing about Sex. I suppose the Salvation Army is rebranding itself. I’ll never look at a red kettle the same way.
/

96 The War TARDIS  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:38:44pm

I’m sorry, Beiber is likely worse.

97 Dr Lizardo  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:41:17pm

The Final Sacrifice on the MST3K Turkey Day Marathon!

Indeed, the worst thing to come out of Canada, bar none.

98 Bear  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:43:28pm

re: #92 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion

With respect to the route from one place to another that the gps units give, be very careful to check it against road maps as those of the AAA. In going from one location to another several different gps brands have routed me over dirt roads that would be closed in the winter and even in summer would take much longer than on paved roads.

99 Charles Johnson  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:47:09pm

OK, vegan Thanksgiving report: not bad at all. There was a sort of meatless meat loaf thing made up of who knows what (I didn’t ask), mashed potatoes with garlic and olive oil (delicious), macaroni and some kind of fake cheese thing that was, uh, interesting, and my favorite, the vegan pumpkin fudge.

100 Charles Johnson  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:48:09pm

I’m having some more pumpkin fudge right now, in fact.

101 Charles Johnson  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:54:47pm

Oh yes, and a spaghetti squash dish that was also excellent.

102 Varek Raith  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:55:32pm

re: #96 The War TARDIS

I’m sorry, Beiber is likely worse.

You obviously haven’t seen this…’movie’ before.
;)

103 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:55:59pm

re: #101 Charles Johnson

Oh yes, and a spaghetti squash dish that was also excellent.

Recipe, pretty please?

104 Dr Lizardo  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:56:20pm

- Canadian villain ‘Garth Vader’.


lol…..love it.

105 Charles Johnson  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:58:44pm

re: #103 Dancing along the light of day

I’ll see if I can pry it out of our hostess.

106 The War TARDIS  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:59:43pm

re: #102 Varek Raith

Yeah, I have underestimated the suckage.

Also,
No More

107 Tim TeaBro  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 3:59:49pm

Duh-mock-racy!

108 The War TARDIS  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:02:17pm

Where the hell is the dialogue?

109 Lord of the Pies  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:08:51pm

re: #98 Bear

With respect to the route from one place to another that the gps units give, be very careful to check it against road maps as those of the AAA. In going from one location to another several different gps brands have routed me over dirt roads that would be closed in the winter and even in summer would take much longer than on paved roads.

I just looked it up on Google maps and they use the same route, it’s actually the most direct route.

110 Varek Raith  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:09:33pm

ROWSDOWER AWAY!

111 Lord of the Pies  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:10:18pm

ThanksDerpukkah

112 Varek Raith  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:12:24pm

re: #111 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion

ThanksDerpukkah

[Embedded content]

Whut.

113 PhillyPretzel  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:14:55pm

Thanksgivukkah. Dang. It is two different holidays. Why do these people do this?

114 Tim TeaBro  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:16:44pm

Derp is too easy. Thanksgiving is about a bunch of screwed people offered help by others.

115 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:16:45pm

re: #113 PhillyPretzel

The good news is they won’t do it again for another 70,000 years.

116 Lord of the Pies  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:22:06pm

re: #115 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

The good news is they won’t do it again for another 70,000 years.

Actually 2070, somebody got carried away with a bunch of 000’s.

117 Tim TeaBro  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:22:13pm

Then the screwed people ended up giving their saviors blankets with small pox, warring, then putting them on reservations.

118 Tim TeaBro  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:24:50pm

Happy Thanksgiving! Let’s watch the Redskins game!

(OK enough Sarcasm Pie)

(for now)

119 Lord of the Pies  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:25:10pm

re: #113 PhillyPretzel

Thanksgivukkah. Dang. It is two different holidays. Why do these people do this?

Somebody claims to have invented the word “Thanksgivukkah” and for some reason expects to get a bunch of money for it.

I’m sure a lot of people thought of this word (there are only so many combos that you can make out of “Thanksgiving” and “Hanukkah”) but to expect a bunch of money for it just sucks. Usuckkukah.

120 Lord of the Pies  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:25:46pm

I’m getting the full impact of the “Stereophonic Twin Effect.”

121 Varek Raith  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:29:08pm
122 Lord of the Pies  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:34:15pm

My son’s Hanukkah presentation will be broadcast on WAFF the NBC affiliate in Huntsville, at 10:00PM.

123 Eclectic Cyborg  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:38:12pm

re: #122 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion

My son’s Hanukkah presentation will be broadcast on WAFF the NBC affiliate in Huntsville, at 10:00PM.

I will look for it online.

124 The War TARDIS  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:39:36pm

Ok, this is worse than Beiber.

125 Kragar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:39:58pm

My tummy hurts

126 Kragar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:40:29pm

OH! The Grizzled Crusty Old Prospector! HOORAY!

127 Aqua Obama  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:46:39pm

St. Jacobs artist’s ‘Homeless Jesus’ sculpture blessed by Pope

The sculpture, created by Tim Schmalz, depicts a life-sized Jesus Christ as a homeless man sleeping on a bench.

He offered it to St. Michael’s Cathedral in Toronto and St. Patrick’s Cathedral in New York, and was turned down both times - St. Patrick’s has since said they may reconsider.

Last week, he took the same sculpture to the Vatican to present it to Pope Francis, and came away with a “phenomenal experience” that will last him a lifetime.
“The first thing he did when he saw my sculpture was pray, and then he blessed the piece,” Schmalz tells CTV News.

128 Lord of the Pies  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:48:31pm

WTFITS
Thanksgiving is for sociopaths
I don’t have anything against turkey. But I can’t abide a holiday that denies its genocidal historical context

129 Charles Johnson  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:48:34pm

OK, missed the start of this - what movie are they showing now?

130 Kragar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:49:10pm

re: #129 Charles Johnson

OK, missed the start of this - what movie are they showing now?

The Final Sacrifice, with Canadian villain Garth Vader

131 Lord of the Pies  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:50:01pm

This dudebro really, really HATES Thanksgiving

“No Thanks to Thanksgiving”
“Why We Shouldn’t Celebrate Thanksgiving”
“How I Stopped Hating Thanksgiving and Learned to Be Afraid”
“The Meaning of Thanksgiving”

132 Kragar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:50:52pm

WE WILL! WE WILL! ROWSDOWER! SING IT!

133 Lord of the Pies  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:57:09pm

WTFITS
Yeah totally 1939 Germany, except with people eating a whole bunch of turkey and sweet potatoes and pie and then the next day going shopping and spending tons of money, but without the mass murder. #USuckkukah

134 Kragar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:58:51pm

Zap and Troy: The Legendary Journies

135 Lord of the Pies  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 4:59:02pm

People who are at the mall shopping now #USuckkukah

136 PhillyPretzel  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:03:02pm

re: #135 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion

::: shopping at amazon.com :::

137 Kragar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:07:36pm

MITCHEL!

138 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:08:12pm

YESSSS

MITCHELL


the best MST3K ever

139 Varek Raith  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:08:23pm

re: #137 Kragar

MITCHEL!

Hot merging action!

140 Kragar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:08:31pm

A true classic, and the transition between the Joel and Mike years.

And Joe Don Baker hated MST3k.

141 Kragar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:08:48pm

re: #139 Varek Raith

Hot merging action!

MITTENS! He’s a cop.

142 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:09:01pm

re: #140 Kragar

Joel > Mike

143 Varek Raith  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:09:15pm

re: #140 Kragar

And Joe Don Baker hated MST3k.

Why?
No one would know who he is with out them!

144 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:10:07pm

re: #143 Varek Raith

No way. If you’re of a Certain Age, you recognized Joe Don Baker as “That Guy Who Was In That Thing, And That Other Thing” long before you ever heard of MST3K.

145 Lord of the Pies  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:10:08pm
146 Varek Raith  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:10:50pm

re: #144 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

No way. If you’re of a Certain Age, you recognized Joe Don Baker as “That Guy Who Was In That Thing, And That Other Thing” long before you ever heard of MST3K.

I only know him from Bond movies and mst3k.
:P

147 Kragar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:11:40pm

re: #142 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

Joel > Mike

YOU SHALL DIE A PEASANT’S DEATH!
/

148 Charles Johnson  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:13:29pm

Mitchell!? Mitchell! One of their all-time best.

149 PT Barnum  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:16:04pm

He was the first Buford Puser in Walking Tall

150 Kragar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:18:17pm

And she’s an acrobat, Ted.

151 PT Barnum  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:20:03pm

re: #111 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion

ThanksDerpukkah

[Embedded content]

Can somebody get Ben Shapiro laid? I’m thinking a good shtupping might pull the stick out of his ass.

152 Mattand  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:20:47pm

So you guys wanna throw down MSTie style, huh?

Worst MST3K film ever riffed?

No, not Manos, you rank amateurs! Not by a long shot.

Red Zone Cuba, hands down. Utterly unwatchable. The heroes” of this “film” drive to Cuba

I repeat: the “heroes” of this “film” drive to Cuba.

Have a great Thanksgiving, and look out for snakes!

153 Kragar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:21:16pm

re: #152 Mattand

So you guys wanna throw down MSTie style, huh?

Worst MST3K film ever riffed?

No, not Manos, you rank amateurs! Not by a long shot.

Red Zone Cuba, hands down. Utterly unwatchable. The heroes” of this “film” drive to Cuba

I repeat: the “heroes” of this “film” drive to Cuba.

Have a great Thanksgiving, and look out for snakes!

“I’m Cherokee Jack.”

154 Kragar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:21:37pm

Well, you’re rich and white. I don’t see a problem.

155 Mattand  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:23:15pm

re: #153 Kragar

“I’m Cherokee Jack.”

Got any coffee?

156 Mattand  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:24:01pm

re: #139 Varek Raith

Hot merging action!

Hey, Mitchell, the word on the street is you’re a jerk!

157 Aqua Obama  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:24:18pm

re: #152 Mattand

Red Zone Cuba, hands down. Utterly unwatchable. The heroes” of this “film” drive to Cuba

I repeat: the “heroes” of this “film” drive to Cuba.

Have a great Thanksgiving, and look out for snakes!

This is a waste of a split screen!

158 Lord of the Pies  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:25:24pm
159 Mattand  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:28:46pm

Filmed in Zapruder-vision!

160 Mattand  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:29:11pm

It’s like they turned on the camera and forgot to have things happen.

161 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:32:03pm

re: #111 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion

ThanksDerpukkah

[Embedded content]

Image: 5179_84ff.jpeg

162 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:33:39pm

re: #151 PT Barnum

Can somebody get Ben Shapiro laid? I’m thinking a good shtupping might pull the stick out of his ass.

His dick is too small to effect penetration and the stick up his ass precludes anything on that end, so no.

163 Mattand  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:33:48pm

re: #161 Dark_Falcon

Image: 5179_84ff.jpeg

The shocked woman sells it.

164 Decatur Deb  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:39:23pm

re: #121 Varek Raith

Comet ISON: Emerging “dust tail” catches scientists’ eyes
Comet probably vaped.

Conflicting stuff on #ISON now. Zombie ISON?

165 Charles Johnson  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:40:07pm

I just gotta adjust my roscoe here.

166 Kragar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:40:49pm

re: #155 Mattand

Got any coffee?

And then we have “The Skydivers.”

To quote TV’s Frank, its like Manos but without the lucid plot.

167 Lidane  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:42:14pm
168 Tim TeaBro  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:46:11pm

I think dowsing is a total fraud. Unless it’s for beer. I can find beer with a rod.

169 Lord of the Pies  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:46:22pm

Teh Twitters: it’s like all your crazy relatives on Thanksgiving, but without actually sitting at the table with them!

170 Charles Johnson  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:46:40pm

The car chase scene in Mitchell is one of the classics of bad cinema.

171 Decatur Deb  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:46:48pm

The #ISON and #askNASA twitter feeds are about as dumb as the commenters on Youtube videos.

172 Charles Johnson  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:49:28pm

re: #168 Tim TeaBro

I think dowsing is a total fraud. Unless it’s for beer. I can find beer with a rod.

One of the all-time classic LGF flounces was a dowsing fan who got very upset when I posted a James Randi video debunking it. A dowsing flounce.

173 Tim TeaBro  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:51:06pm

re: #172 Charles Johnson

One of the all-time classic LGF flounces was a dowsing fan who got very upset when I posted a James Randi video debunking it. A dowsing flounce.

I think I sorta remember that.

What a rod!

174 Decatur Deb  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:53:27pm

Next: Phrenology Pheakout.

175 jaunte  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:53:40pm
176 wheat-dogghazi  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:53:58pm

re: #111 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion

ThanksDerpukkah

I don’t get his point, which is not surprising, considering the source.

The Plymouth colony was not a collective, in the marxist sense of the word. See en.wikipedia.org for some details. And in the end, it did not fail, but was combined with other Massachusetts colonies in 1691-92. Roanoke failed as a colony. Plymouth succeeded, despite some rough times.

As for the anti-secularism part of Hanukkah, Antiochus IV Epiphanes wanted everyone in Jerusalem to worship Zeus, so (in Judaic terms) he desecrated the Temple. That’s not secularism, at least in 2nd Century BC terms. It’s imposing the state religion on everyone, by force if necessary.

I learned all this in about 20 minutes by using Wikipedia. Shapiro must be shooting from the hip or out of someplace nearby.

177 Kragar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:56:14pm

Ah, the classic love balled from Mitchell.

My my my my Mitchell.

178 Mattand  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 5:57:47pm

re: #172 Charles Johnson

One of the all-time classic LGF flounces was a dowsing fan who got very upset when I posted a James Randi video debunking it. A dowsing flounce.

Of all the pseudo-sciences in the world to throw a hissy fit over, dowsing has to be one of the most embarrassing.

179 Varek Raith  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 6:00:49pm

re: #172 Charles Johnson

One of the all-time classic LGF flounces was a dowsing fan who got very upset when I posted a James Randi video debunking it. A dowsing flounce.

This.

180 Kragar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 6:05:28pm

Booze and I are buying a house together.

181 Kragar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 6:06:08pm

OH GOD! ITS THE KID SCENE!

AARRRGGGH!

182 Charles Johnson  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 6:07:18pm

Ayup, another Wednesday night at Mitchell’s.

It’s a very special Joe Don Baker Christmas.

183 Decatur Deb  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 6:08:13pm

re: #175 jaunte

littlegreenfootballs.com

Many names to conjure with on that thread.

184 Charles Johnson  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 6:09:25pm

Mitchell.

185 Charles Johnson  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 6:13:37pm
186 PhillyPretzel  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 6:15:39pm

I hope everyone has a Happy Thanksgiving. Since I am going shopping at KOP tomorrow, I am going to turn in early. Good Night to my fellow Lizards.

187 Lord of the Pies  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 6:18:40pm

My son is now touting the superiority of the Mac over Windows.

188 Mattand  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 6:18:43pm

re: #186 PhillyPretzel

I hope everyone has a Happy Thanksgiving. Since I am going shopping at KOP tomorrow, I am going to turn in early. Good Night to my fellow Lizards.

Good luck. You could not pay me to drive on the Schuykill Expressway near that mall tomorrow.

189 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 6:20:11pm

re: #187 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion

My son is now touting the superiority of the Mac over Windows.

You obviously raised smart kids.

190 Tim TeaBro  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 6:30:14pm

Wow, that was a blast from the past.

191 Kragar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 6:30:17pm

TURN IT! TURN IT! DO THE DEED!

192 Charles Johnson  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 6:31:09pm

Mitchell, rockin’ the plaid blazer.

193 Tim TeaBro  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 6:33:00pm

I’m one of 4 people on that thread still a lizard.

Wow.

194 Decatur Deb  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 6:40:39pm

Some of ISON made it past the Sun. NASA photo-animation:

planetary.org

195 Kragar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 6:47:24pm

Ah. that was fun.

196 Lord of the Pies  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 6:50:15pm

This is the beautiful Thanksgiving table that we enjoyed this evening.

And wait, the main Turkey Dinner is tomorrow night!

197 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 6:53:30pm

re: #196 Pumpkin Pie Of Zion

This is the beautiful Thanksgiving table that we enjoyed this evening.

And wait, the main Turkey Dinner is tomorrow night!

Glad it worked out well for you.

My own family had a better dinner than expected, as for the first time in a good while my mother went with my father sister, and myself out to my aunt’s for Thanksgiving dinner. Everyone was glad to see her and she had a much better evening than she would have staying home. Small things, I know, but they help a man through life.

198 Kragar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 7:03:16pm

Going to have to post the Christmas ones on Christmas Eve

199 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 7:12:10pm

re: #198 Kragar

Going to have to post the Christmas ones on Christmas Eve

Apparently, there’s an MST3K version of “Santa Claus Vs. The Devil”. I’ve only seen the ‘original’ version. It’s one of the most wonderfully terrible things I’ve ever seen.

200 darthstar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 7:20:32pm
201 Kragar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 7:21:06pm

re: #199 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

Apparently, there’s an MST3K version of “Santa Claus Vs. The Devil”. I’ve only seen the ‘original’ version. It’s one of the most wonderfully terrible things I’ve ever seen.

They dropped the “vs the Devil” from the title for the MST version.

Youtube Video

202 Kragar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 7:30:46pm

I forgot how terrifying the “Children of the World” segment was.

203 Decatur Deb  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 7:31:01pm

It lives!!

ISON shows strongly in this SOHO shot, at about the 11 O’clock position. Its tails wrap back to the ‘entrance’ side of the image. (Big image, might load slowly.)

sohowww.nascom.nasa.gov

204 Kragar  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 7:44:34pm

I guess someone really liked the children of the world segment.

205 Lidane  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 7:51:17pm

Apparently, there is a Lady Gaga & the Muppets holiday special.

I am amused that this is a thing, but I’m in too much of a food coma to look.

206 Tim TeaBro  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 7:53:00pm

Reading that old thread reminded me of my own evolution as much as LGF’s.

AGW was something that took me a long time to get my head around. Likely because the onslaught of bullshit was so massive.

That’s my excuse.

But I did lie to myself and succumb to ideological dogma. At least for a period of time.

I’m sure there’s some old comments of mine I’d cringe over.

207 Lidane  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 7:57:44pm

BTW, just because some of us are in a food coma or otherwise enjoying Thanksgivukkah doesn’t mean that fail takes a holiday:

208 Single-handed sailor  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 8:03:53pm

This country needs a bud-a-month club.

209 Belafon  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 8:14:39pm

re: #207 Lidane

The real war on Christmas.

210 Killgore Trout  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 8:22:49pm

re: #208 Single-handed sailor

This country needs a bud-a-month club.

Interesting blog. I see Oregon’s legalization efforts are progressing nicely.

211 jaunte  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 8:30:26pm

re: #207 Lidane

Single-handed sailor has a point.

212 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Nov 28, 2013 8:44:21pm

re: #207 Lidane

BTW, just because some of us are in a food coma or otherwise enjoying Thanksgivukkah doesn’t mean that fail takes a holiday:

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Those gloating tweets rubbed me the wrong way. A fight where someone has to be taken away in an ambulance isn’t something to poke fun at, and those Tweets about it were so smug that the National Weather service had to issue a Smug Alert for the city containing the HuffPo servers.


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