Judson Phillips (Tea Party Nation): Jan Brewer’s Veto Imposed Mandatory Giant Penis Cakes

That isn’t the full quote, but damn, does it not speak volumes?
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The President of Tea Party Nation, Judson Phillips, was a little miffed in the wake of Jan Brewer’s veto of the “religious freedom bill” in Arizona, and sees nothing but doom in our future:

“Tyranny is on the march,” Phillips declares in a piece on the TPN website that he also emailed to members of the group, adding that business owners who are not allowed to discriminate against gays and lesbians are “slaves” to the “great liberal state,” aided by “French Republicans” like Brewer.

“The left and the homosexual lobby are both pushing slavery using the Orwellian concepts of ‘tolerance’ and ‘inclusiveness,’” he writes.

Then…well, methinks he tipped his hand a little:

The left loves to come up with absurd hypotheticals to scream that there must be compliance with their fascism, so how about a couple from our side.

Should a devote [sic] baker be required to create a cake for a homosexual wedding that has a giant phallic symbol on it or should a baker be required to create pastries for a homosexual wedding in the shape of genitallia [sic]? Or should a photographer be required to photograph a homosexual wedding where the participants decide they want to be nude or engage in sexual behavior?

The real question, it seems to me, is how long it took for him to come up with that “absurd hyopthetical?”

My guess is…a long…LONG time!

And again, another perfectly good gaydar blown to smithereens!

More: Tea Party Nation: Brewer’s Veto Imposed ‘Slavery,’ Mandatory Penis Cakes for ‘Homosexual Weddings’

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230 comments
1 nines09  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 1:37:14pm

The Tyranny of the Cakes.
Yes. Obama demanded Phallic Cakes at every function. “Happy Birthday Grandma! Blow it out!”

2 Kragar  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 1:47:26pm

“LET THEM EAT MANDATORY PENIS CAKES!”

3 jaunte  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 1:47:43pm
Orwellian concepts of ‘tolerance’ and ‘inclusiveness’

I thought that was Jesus.

4 Ian G.  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 1:48:17pm

Are there any wingnut homophobes who aren’t closet cases?

5 Decatur Deb  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 1:48:20pm

It’s all a big joke until someone forces us to make a pineapple pizza.

6 Kragar  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 1:48:24pm

Judson Philips has put a lot more thought into nude gay marriages and genital shaped cake then every gay person I know combined.

7 CuriousLurker  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 1:50:05pm

re: #3 jaunte

I thought that was Jesus.

Same here. I was like “French Republicans? Tolerance & inclusiveness are Orwellian concepts now?” lolwut?

8 jaunte  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 1:50:30pm
“Should a devote baker be required to create a cake for a homosexual wedding that has a giant phallic symbol on it or should a baker be required to create pastries for a homosexual wedding in the shape of genitallia”

Once again on this concept: only if the baker in question is providing those products to other customers.

9 Decatur Deb  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 1:51:17pm

Hot fondit-on-fondit action…

10 jaunte  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 1:53:00pm

re: #7 CuriousLurker

French Republicans

Their anthem is The Mayonnaise.

11 steve_davis  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 1:53:16pm

Should a devote baker be required to create a cake for a homosexual wedding that has a giant phallic symbol on it or should a baker be required to create pastries for a homosexual wedding in the shape of genitallia [sic]? Or should a photographer be required to photograph a homosexual wedding where the participants decide they want to be nude or engage in sexual behavior?”

Does the photographer, or the baker, provide these specific services to straight couples? No? Then I guess not. I wish that I could argue with conservatives in my classroom, because most of their nonsensical shit would be dispensed by a good con law prof, or English prof, in about 10 seconds.

12 Kragar  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 1:53:40pm

re: #8 jaunte

Once again on this concept: only if the baker in question is providing those products to other customers.

“Yes, I’d like to order a cake.”

“Have you filled out our questionnaire, submitted a psych profile and provided 2 references from our list of recognized Church sponsors?”

“… I just wanted to order a cake.”

“GET THEE BEHIND ME SATAN!”

13 Iwouldprefernotto  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 1:55:11pm

I would eat a penis cake at a gay wedding, because I like cake.

14 Pie-onist Overlord  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 1:55:31pm

Up until this afternoon, I TOTALLY DID NOT KNOW that “penis cakes” are a “thing” at bridal showers in the South.

15 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 1:55:33pm

When serving giant phallic cakes, please do let Judy Chicago set the table.

16 Kragar  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 1:55:51pm

“Look, I just wanted to order a cake. I wasn’t expecting the Spanish Inquisition…”

17 Decatur Deb  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 1:56:07pm

re: #10 jaunte

Their anthem is The Mayonnaise.

I keep all my money in the Credit Mayonnaise.

18 Justanotherhuman  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 1:56:23pm

This is so absurd, so ludicrous, that it just doesn’t merit comment.

Except to say: Get thy mind out of yon gutter, Mr. Phillips.

19 CuriousLurker  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 1:56:46pm

re: #12 Kragar

“Yes, I’d like to order a cake.”

“Have you filled out our questionnaire, submitted a psych profile and provided 2 references from our list of recognized Church sponsors?”

“… I just wanted to order a cake.”

“GET THEE BEHIND ME SATAN!”

LOL

You totally missed your calling—you should be doing stand-up comedy.

20 Ian G.  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 1:56:57pm

One day, I’m going to have to explain to my grandchildren how the last dying gasps of the anti-gay movement included howling about penis-shaped cakes being baked. They’re going to pity the world I grew up in, much as I pity the world of outhouses and dysentery and World War I that my grandmother grew up in.

21 Decatur Deb  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 1:57:41pm

re: #15 wrenchwench

When serving giant phallic cakes, please do let Judy Chicago set the table.

Think I discern a theme there.

22 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 1:59:08pm

FEAR THE MANDATORY GIANT PENIS CAKE

23 Varek Raith  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 1:59:30pm

Giant penis pineapple pizzas!

24 Feline Fearless Leader  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:00:16pm

re: #23 Varek Raith

Giant penis pineapple pizzas!

Pineapple Upside Down Penis Cake — where your throw the pineapple rings *onto* the cake.

25 team_fukit  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:00:56pm

i really hope people start sending Judson Phillips some dick cakes, he needs some love

26 Decatur Deb  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:02:51pm

re: #24 Feline Fearless Leader

Pineapple Upside Down Penis Cake — where your throw the pineapple rings *onto* the cake.

“Close” only counts in horseshoes pineapple cake and hand grenades.”

27 Backwoods_Sleuth  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:04:02pm

re: #15 wrenchwench

When serving giant phallic cakes, please do let Judy Chicago set the table.

Don’t even ask about the party favors.
Trust me on this…

(oops, this was supposed to be a reply to VB!)

28 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:04:40pm

We need a mandatory counterpart for lesbian weddings. I will decline to provide a description but I have seen photos of some appropriate samples.

29 dog philosopher  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:04:59pm

i dreamed i baked a giant penis cake in my maidenform bra

30 jaunte  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:05:18pm

Portlandia; at the feminist bookstore
Youtube Video

31 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:05:28pm

re: #21 Decatur Deb

Think I discern a theme there.

Not sure how much penis cake you can get out once you serve it on one of those plates. Kinda gets stuck. Oh, and no penis cake on the Sappho, please.

32 Backwoods_Sleuth  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:05:29pm

re: #14 Pie-onist Overlord

Up until this afternoon, I TOTALLY DID NOT KNOW that “penis cakes” are a “thing” at bridal showers in the South.

oops! My reply at #27 was supposed to be to you!

33 Decatur Deb  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:05:51pm

re: #28 Shiplord Kirel

We need a mandatory counterpart for lesbian weddings. I will decline to provide a description but I have seen photos of some appropriate samples.

If two women can’t come up with a cake between them, then screw it.

34 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:07:06pm

re: #33 Decatur Deb

If two women can’t come up with a cake between them, then screw it.

How many entendres are in there?

35 Decatur Deb  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:07:37pm

re: #34 wrenchwench

How many entendres are in there?

Wuz goin’ for 3.

36 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:07:42pm

re: #8 jaunte

Once again on this concept: only if the baker in question is providing those products to other customers.

This, this, 20 times this.

Actually, I’m quite convinced that the conflation between whom one is serving and what services are to be provided is deliberate.

37 Bulworth  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:09:11pm
“The left and the homosexual lobby are both pushing slavery using the Orwellian concepts of ‘tolerance’ and ‘inclusiveness,’” he writes.

It’s been a while since I read 1984 but I don’t recall that The Inner Party much cared for tolerance or inclusiveness.

38 Bulworth  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:10:04pm

How Come Obummer isn’t celebrating the Tea Party’s 5 Year Happy Birthday Party????!?!??!?!11111

39 Dr Lizardo  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:11:08pm

re: #37 Bulworth

It’s been a while since I read 1984 but I don’t recall that The Inner Party much cared for tolerance or inclusiveness.

Heh…..yeah, tolerance and inclusiveness weren’t all that high on the Ingsoc Party’s platform. As a matter of fact, I’m pretty sure those two concepts were pretty much nonexistent.

40 Bulworth  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:11:10pm

I see the Teabag Party still only cares about too much government spending and the deficit and the debt. //

41 A Mom Anon  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:12:10pm

re: #32 Backwoods_Sleuth

That shit’s embarrassing. I don’t get the whole concept. I went to a few of these dumbass parties in my youth, and I just don’t get it. Don’t get the whole male stripper thing either. It’s like they’re trying too hard to be as fun as the male version of the same deal. I can find a man to be all nekkid with me and don’t have to hire a dancer or whatever. And I’ve seen enough male genitalia in my life that I don’t need it recreated in cake.

Idiotic.

42 Dr. Matt  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:12:15pm

“The left loves to come up with absurd hypotheticals to scream”….followed by several absurd hypotheticals about dick cake and gay wedding orgies.


Sarcastic clapping

Bravo, sir.

43 ObserverArt  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:12:38pm

re: #6 Kragar

Judson Philips has put a lot more thought into nude gay marriages and genital shaped cake then every gay person I know combined.

Damn…you must know a million gay people!

/// …that much thought!

44 A Mom Anon  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:13:21pm

re: #36 Dark_Falcon

Or, you’re not really serving God in this instance, you’re serving CAKE.

45 Bulworth  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:13:45pm
Should a devote baker be required to create a cake for a homosexual wedding that has a giant phallic symbol on it or should a baker be required to create pastries for a homosexual wedding in the shape of genitallia [sic]? Or should a photographer be required to photograph a homosexual wedding where the participants decide they want to be nude or engage in sexual behavior?

Because teh gays specialize in sexual imagery and debauchery during weddings that heterosexuals never do. //

46 Decatur Deb  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:14:34pm

BBL

47 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:15:05pm

So, taking the wingnuts’ favorite next step, what kind of cake is appropriate if someone wants to marry a horse? Whatever it is, it has to be made with apples and oats.

48 goddamnedfrank  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:16:11pm

True story: Something like fifteen years ago I was riding my bike through Wallingford in Seattle, on my way to work in the U District. I looked right and caught a glimpse through the window of The Erotic Bakery, just as one of the decorators was carrying a gigantic cock and balls. I was momentarily captivated as the frosted genitalia bobbed their way through the shop, it was simultaneously perverse and disgusting yet magical and hilarious.

… in that brief moment of losing concentration on the road I damned near wrecked, could easily have died. Penis cakes are more dangerous than you think.

49 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:16:32pm

re: #47 Shiplord Kirel

So, taking the wingnuts’ favorite next step, what kind of cake is appropriate if someone wants to marry a horse? Whatever it is, it has to be made with apples and oats.

I say ‘Neigh!’ to the very thought!

50 Bulworth  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:16:34pm

re: #6 Kragar

Gotta be all that time spent with Bryan Fischer.

51 ObserverArt  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:17:01pm

re: #13 Iwouldprefernotto

I would eat a penis cake at a gay wedding, because I like cake.

Yeahbut…what if there were smartphone pictures taken of you doing just that and they were added to NSA databanks?!?!

/ wingnut real fears…

52 Feline Fearless Leader  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:18:33pm

re: #47 Shiplord Kirel

So, taking the wingnuts’ favorite next step, what kind of cake is appropriate if someone wants to marry a horse? Whatever it is, it has to be made with apples and oats.

A variant on an oatmeal scone recipe would come pretty close. Not hard to work some apple pieces and cinnamon into that.

53 Backwoods_Sleuth  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:19:34pm

re: #48 goddamnedfrank

True story: Something like fifteen years ago I was riding my bike through Wallingford in Seattle, on my way to work in the U District. I looked right and caught a glimpse through the window of The Erotic Bakery, just as one of the decorators was carrying a gigantic cock and balls. I was momentarily captivated as the frosted genitalia bobbed their way through the shop.

… in that brief moment of losing concentration on the road I damned near wrecked, could easily have died. Penis cakes are more dangerous than you think.

They need to be regulated..STAT!!11!!!

54 Dr. Matt  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:20:05pm

I can’t imagine the size of the mold to create a gay horse dick cake.

Just sayn’….

55 simoom  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:22:19pm

re: #264 Charles Johnson

Some interesting perspective on the new Guardian webcam chat story, from Pando of all places: GCHQ Reportedly Monitored Yahoo Cam Chats. Company Confirms Cam Traffic Not Secure Pre-2012 | PandoDaily.

After Greenwald-land reported GCHQ was exploiting their undersea/cross-boarder cables for intelligence purposes it was pretty clear they were going to get endless mileage out of individual stories on various protocols and formats the Brits coded filters for to actually extract useful data from the raw traffic. If the earlier reporting is accurate it sounds like they constantly buffer a few days of traffic, filter out & archive data from that buffer, and generate/archive metadata, for future use in locating and monitoring their surveillance targets.

I do wonder if any of the other countries that are also tapping their undersea/cross-boarder cables for intelligence purposes have come up with a less intrusive method for extracting targeted intelligence. I’m not sure what would actually be technologically feasible, besides just unilaterally disarming and abstaining from exploiting what must be the greatest source of intelligence in history.

theguardian.com

The German, French, Spanish and Swedish intelligence services have all developed methods of mass surveillance of internet and phone traffic over the past five years in close partnership with Britain’s GCHQ eavesdropping agency.

The bulk monitoring is carried out through direct taps into fibre optic cables and the development of covert relationships with telecommunications companies.

ft.com

Le Monde newspaper meanwhile reported that the French external intelligence agency DGSE and the US had an agreement since 2011 to exchange data.

It said the DGSE had access to digital traffic from Africa and Afghanistan that landed in France via undersea cables. Quoting an unidentified senior French intelligence official, it said the DGSE forwarded some of this information unedited to the NSA, including data involving both French citizens and foreigners. It said Sweden, Israel and Italy, which also had undersea cable terminals, did likewise.

56 jaunte  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:22:59pm

re: #54 Dr. Matt

Judson Phillips will give you detailed notes.

57 ObserverArt  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:23:36pm

Sigmund Freud would tell everyone the famous Hostess Twinkie is a penis shaped cake.

And let’s not forget…TWINKIE! And cream filling…

Com’on!!!

58 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:23:37pm

The point is that there are people who are convinced that Big Gay wants to shove its big, throbbing, gristly agenda right down our innocent hetero throats and they feel compelled to pass legislation protecting us from such acts of penetration, starting with the inviolability of our baked goods…

59 Kragar  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:24:26pm

re: #54 Dr. Matt

I can’t imagine the size of the mold to create a gay horse dick cake.

Just sayn’….

Probably done in sections.

60 Dr. Matt  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:24:33pm

Freedom Cake!

61 jaunte  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:24:59pm

re: #60 Dr. Matt

Scary!

62 HappyWarrior  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:25:07pm

Dick Cake? Isn’t that Judson’s secret pornstar name?

63 Justanotherhuman  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:26:02pm

Sounds like Pshonka could be friends w/Sarah Palin.

Ten of the weirdest things found in former officials’ mansions

1. A garden statue of a white horse in Mezhyhirya that has Italian scenery painted on its body.
2. Water taps shaped as golden swans in a bathroom in Mezhyhirya. Pushing the wings turns the water on.
3. Dead birds of prey, crucified on wooden crosses in the garden. A popular rumor says there is a criminals’ tradition to do it for good luck, but it’s more likely that the birds were there to scare other birds away from the aviary.
4. Paintings of former Prosecutor General Viktor Pshonka as Julius Caesar and his wife Olga Pshonka as a Russian empress.
5. A lavish costume of an 18th century aristocrat found in the personal dressing room of Viktor Yanukovych.
6. Golden bread in one of the rooms of Yanukovych’s palace.
7. A five-meter long chandelier purchased for 𠫈 million for Yanukovych’s mansion.
8. Pshonka’s signature laid with Swarovski crystals on a picture frame.
9. Relics of Christian saints found in Pshonka’s study.
10. A list of phone numbers for “exorcism services” found in Pshonka’s home.

kyivpost.com

64 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:26:32pm

re: #55 simoom

Even more - from that Pando article it seems that most or all of this webcam data may have been from public chat sessions. And to top it off, Yahoo wasn’t encrypting any of it, not even the supposed “private” chats, until 2012 - at which point the “Optic Nerve” collection program also ceased.

65 CuriousLurker  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:27:05pm

Freaking liberals, desperately clinging to their penis cakes and copies of Rules for Radicals. //

66 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:28:35pm
67 Justanotherhuman  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:28:57pm

re: #57 ObserverArt

Sigmund Freud would tell everyone the famous Hostess Twinkie is a penis shaped cake.

And let’s not forget…TWINKIE! And cream filling…

Com’on!!!

Although not a cake, you must acknowledge the ubiquitous weiners and sausages…eaten by the zillions, and by RWNJs, too!

68 HappyWarrior  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:29:42pm

re: #65 CuriousLurker

Freaking liberals, desperately clinging to their penis cakes and copies of Rules for Radicals. //

You know, funny thing is I had no idea who the hell Alinsky was before the right turned him into a boogeyman. Guy’s been dead for well over 40 years now. The right sure has some funny boogeymen.

69 CuriousLurker  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:30:26pm

re: #68 HappyWarrior

You know, funny thing is I had no idea who the hell Alinsky was before the right turned him into a boogeyman. Guy’s been dead for well over 40 years now. The right sure has some funny boogeymen.

Heh, same here.

70 Justanotherhuman  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:31:53pm

re: #69 CuriousLurker

Heh, same here.

Most of the RWNJs didn’t know who Alinsky was, either. They were too young.

But their funders, the old rich guys, knew.

71 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:32:16pm

I was actually about to start a post on that webcam story and say that for once I agreed that there was a public interest reason to release this information. Now I’m not so sure, and I think I’ll hold off until further notice. It seems the Guardian may have overstated their case yet again.

72 HappyWarrior  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:32:30pm

re: #69 CuriousLurker

Heh, same here.

YOU LEFTIES AND YOUR RULES FOR RADICALS TACTICS! And it’s like Saul who the hell are you talking about. I like having fun with Shapiro’s friends of Hamas though since I love Middle Eastern food. Friends of Hummus.

73 HappyWarrior  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:32:56pm

re: #70 Justanotherhuman

Most of the RWNJs didn’t know who Alinsky was, either. They were too young.

But their funders, the old rich guys, knew.

They know they’re supposed to hate him. That’s all.

74 Backwoods_Sleuth  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:33:37pm

re: #67 Justanotherhuman

Although not a cake, you must acknowledge the ubiquitous weiners and sausages…eaten by the zillions, and by RWNJs, too!

And they are often tucked very tightly in BUNS!
WITH DIFFERENT CONDIMENTS!!11!!

75 Jack Burton  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:33:59pm

re: #71 Charles Johnson

It seems the Guardian may have overstated their case yet again.

I can only express puzzlement, which borders on alarm.

/

76 A Mom Anon  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:34:37pm

re: #68 HappyWarrior

They got nothin’. That’s why they’re still fighting shit from the 60’s, like the dirty hippie meme they love to trot out all the time. Or the whole contraception and abortion thing. These freaking assholes haven’t had a new idea for DECADES, if they did they’d try to do something besides make everyone else miserable.

It would take so little to be heroes to the American people. Work on jobs and prosperity for everyone, fix the crumbling infrastructure, make our educational system better, you know the list. But no, they’d rather be sadistic and hateful. They use their powers for evil instead of good. Fuck them.

77 Dr. Matt  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:35:32pm

re: #71 Charles Johnson

I was actually about to start a post on that webcam story and say that for once I agreed that there was a public interest reason to release this information. Now I’m not so sure, and I think I’ll hold off until further notice. It seems the Guardian may have overstated their case yet again.

Might be worth the “24-hour rule” to see what shakes out as the actual truth.

78 Kragar  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:36:02pm

And this song goes out to Judson Philips


Youtube Video

79 Backwoods_Sleuth  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:38:05pm

re: #67 Justanotherhuman

Although not a cake, you must acknowledge the ubiquitous weiners and sausages…eaten by the zillions, and by RWNJs, too!

Ah…memories!

Deep Throats

But this one will always be my favorite corn dog picture:
Deep Nose: You’re doing it wrong, Marcus.

80 RadicalModerate  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:39:29pm

Time for the Republican “Big Tent” to shrink yet again.

Today’s victim of their partisanship? Veterans.

Senate rejects bill on veterans benefits

The largest piece of veterans legislation in decades — aimed at expanding health care, education and other benefits — was rejected Thursday by the Senate on a procedural issue after proponents failed to obtain 60 votes to keep the bill alive.

Wrangling over an issue — veterans — that often receives bipartisan support, the legislation died on a vote of 56-41, with only two Republicans voting for it.

The main sticking point for this bill was that Republicans insisted on attaching a rider that would add sanctions to Iran - which are not only opposed by the Obama administration and State Department because it would endanger ongoing negotiations, but also by the Department of Defense as being unnecessary. Since the amendment was not included, Republicans almost unanimously voted against the benefits package.

81 Jack Burton  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:39:59pm

re: #79 Backwoods_Sleuth

For a second, I thought that last picture was William Shatner.

82 ObserverArt  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:39:59pm

re: #79 Backwoods_Sleuth

Ah…memories!

Deep Throats

But this one will always be my favorite corn dog picture:
[Embedded image]Deep Nose: You’re doing it wrong, Marcus.

Damn…Perry looks experienced. Must be all those Kochs.

(yeah…I went there : )

83 Dr Lizardo  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:40:37pm

This little ditty goes out to Judson Phillips and Bryan Fischer.

Youtube Video

84 HappyWarrior  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:40:42pm

re: #80 RadicalModerate

Time for the Republican “Big Tent” to shrink yet again.

Today’s victim of their partisanship? Veterans.

Senate rejects bill on veterans benefits

The main sticking point for this bill was that Republicans insisted on attaching a rider that would add sanctions to Iran - which are not only opposed by the Obama administration and State Department because it would endanger ongoing negotiations, but also by the Department of Defense as being unnecessary. Since the amendment was not included, Republicans almost unanimously voted against the benefits package.

These guys have no shame do they. Assholes love them some war but when it comes to taking care of the men and women who fight our wars, they could care less.

85 HappyWarrior  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:41:02pm

re: #81 Jack Burton

For a second, I thought that last picture was William Shatner.

I did too!

86 Justanotherhuman  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:43:25pm

Total kleptocracy.

Yanukovych’s documents reveal many dark secrets

kyivpost.com

87 Pie-onist Overlord  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:44:52pm

re: #70 Justanotherhuman

Most of the RWNJs didn’t know who Alinsky was, either. They were too young.

But their funders, the old rich guys, knew.

I WAS a radical in the ‘60’s and I never heard of him.

88 jhrhv  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:45:24pm

And every straight wedding will be ordering a cake where a penis is penetrating a vagina. Also where all baby showers have a cake where a baby comes out of a vagina because logic.

89 Pie-onist Overlord  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:45:49pm

I am trying a new, original pie.

If it doesn’t fail I will share it with you.

IF IT FAILS I WILL SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROATS.

90 Justanotherhuman  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:45:56pm

re: #79 Backwoods_Sleuth

Too funny!

Image: anigif_macrcus-bachmann-corndog-20007-1313434882-40.gif

91 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:46:25pm

re: #87 Pie-onist Overlord

I WAS a radical in the ‘60’s and I never heard of him.

I was a prospective community organizer in the 80s, read and discussed both his books.

92 Justanotherhuman  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:48:56pm

re: #87 Pie-onist Overlord

I WAS a radical in the ‘60’s and I never heard of him.

He was pretty much a Chicago phenomenon. And “Rules for Radicals” wasn’t published until 1971.

93 Decatur Deb  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:49:55pm

Sometimes a twinkie is just a twinkie.

94 dog philosopher  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:50:07pm

re: #87 Pie-onist Overlord

I WAS a radical in the ‘60’s and I never heard of him.

one of the biggest results of the tea party has been that people have actually heard of alinsky

95 Dr. Matt  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:50:10pm

re: #70 Justanotherhuman

Most of the RWNJs didn’t know who Alinsky was, either. They were too young.

But their funders, the old rich guys, knew.

I never heard of Alinsky until Glenn Beck said that us libruls were indoctrinated by his teachings. I had to google Alinsky as I imagine most people on the left (and right) had to do.

96 Dr. Matt  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:51:08pm

re: #93 Decatur Deb

Sometimes a twinkie is just a twinkie.

And sometimes they are a pair of pups….

97 Justanotherhuman  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:51:37pm

re: #95 Dr. Matt

I never heard of Alinsky until Glenn Beck said that us libruls were indoctrinated by his teachings. I had to google Alinsky as I imagine most people on the left (and right) had to do.

They wouldn’t have even brought up Alinsky if Pres Obama hadn’t made his home there (in Chicago).

98 S'latch  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:53:28pm

You really have to hand it to Judson Phillips. He has some grade-A quality absurd hypotheticals.

99 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:54:08pm

re: #97 Justanotherhuman

He was a symbol of the DARK. ALIEN forces that guided Obama’s thinking (and our nation into oblivion)

But now we are too busy dodging phallus-cakeanado to do anything about Saul…

100 Justanotherhuman  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:54:42pm

Imagine if Pres Obama had been from San Francisco and had attended Berkeley—even if he did miss the 60s and 70s.

101 ObserverArt  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:55:01pm

re: #93 Decatur Deb

Sometimes a twinkie is just a twinkie.

I knew I could count on someone saying that. Again…you can’t get much by the LGF Lizards.

102 dog philosopher  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:58:15pm

re: #100 Justanotherhuman

Imagine if Pres Obama had been from San Francisco and had attended Berkeley—even if he did miss the 60s and 70s.

i have been searching berzerkley for the Dark Imaginings of Communism and Sin of the tea party but i find mostly UC football games and fashionable food items in expensive grocery stores

103 ObserverArt  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:58:52pm

re: #100 Justanotherhuman

Imagine if Pres Obama had been from San Francisco and had attended Berkeley—even if he did miss the 60s and 70s.

You know..Chicago though. Obama probably had something to do with the ‘68 Democratic Convention. You have to watch those 7-year old Kenyan kids and that socialist thing they are all about. Coming to this country to stir shit up!

/

104 jhrhv  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:59:47pm

Googled penis cake BWAHAHAHA!!! The best is yet to cum.

105 Bear  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 2:59:53pm

re: #89 Pie-onist Overlord

I will be shocked if the pie is not up to your standards. If you need a taster just send it to me by a drone.

106 Kid A  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:00:01pm

Outrageous outrage from the right, again.

107 dog philosopher  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:01:45pm

re: #106 Kid A

Curious, would you defend the right of any student to wear a Confederate flag tshirt to school on MLK day?

“i may disagree with what you say, but i will defend to my death your right to say it”

dude might catch a world of shit but it would be constitutionally protected speech

so, yes - i would defend it

108 Justanotherhuman  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:01:54pm

re: #102 dog philosopher

i have been searching berzerkley for the Dark Imaginings of Communism and Sin of the tea party but i find mostly UC football games and fashionable food items in expensive grocery stores

See? There he is! Leading the Free Speech movement! Commie!

Image: crowd_web.jpg

109 TedStriker  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:02:30pm

re: #93 Decatur Deb

Sometimes a twinkie is just a twinkie.

Not if it’s 35 feet long and weighs over 600 pounds…

/the late Egon Spengler

110 Eventual Carrion  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:02:58pm

Judson Phillips uses some strange wedding planners. Oh well, to each their own.

111 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:06:22pm
112 Aunty Entity Dragon  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:08:03pm

re: #6 Kragar

Judson Philips has put a lot more thought into nude gay marriages and genital shaped cake then every gay person I know combined.

I would totally pay to send Judson Phillips a giant penis cake.

113 Decatur Deb  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:08:18pm

re: #101 ObserverArt

I knew I could count on someone saying that. Again…you can’t get much by the LGF Lizards.

Think WW was waiting for it too, with the Twinkiedogs.

114 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:09:57pm

The Blind Date, by Ben Goossens

115 Kragar  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:10:47pm
116 dog philosopher  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:11:10pm

Giant Penis Cake Orders Spring Up Suddenly

“we have noticed a definite spurt in giant penis cake sales and the orders are coming hot and heavy nationwide”

117 Kragar  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:12:30pm

How long before AdSense kicks in with the giant penis cake ads?

118 Backwoods_Sleuth  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:12:53pm

re: #90 Justanotherhuman

Too funny!

Image: anigif_macrcus-bachmann-corndog-20007-1313434882-40.gif

That’s just gross…bwahahaaa!

119 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:15:02pm

re: #117 Kragar

How long before AdSense kicks in with the giant penis cake ads?

Actually, because the title has “Tea Party” in it, I’m seeing this:

120 jaunte  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:16:38pm

re: #119 Charles Johnson

giant penis cake ad

AdSense batting .500 on that one.

121 Kragar  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:17:53pm

re: #119 Charles Johnson

Actually, because the title has “Tea Party” in it, I’m seeing this:

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Are you sure that wasn’t triggered by “Giant Dick”?

122 Backwoods_Sleuth  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:19:56pm

re: #99 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

He was a symbol of the DARK. ALIEN forces that guided Obama’s thinking (and our nation into oblivion)

But now we are too busy dodging phallus-cakeanado to do anything about Saul…

I googled “tornado cakes” and there a a bazillion of them!

Here’s one:

Cakenado

It’s weird that most of them are birthday cakes…

123 Justanotherhuman  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:23:25pm

Oh gawd…

124 Dr Lizardo  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:24:11pm

This is epic. Joan Jett and the Foo Fighters.

Music starts at 1:50

Youtube Video

125 Bubblehead II  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:25:53pm

I Paged that Raw Story article about Idaho Rep Scott Bedke. Please feel free to leave Mr. Bedke or one of his staff a message as I have invited him to take a look at how people feel about his refusal to allow debate on the bill.

126 Kid A  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:26:27pm
127 HappyWarrior  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:28:47pm

re: #126 Kid A

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I’m sure there’s some context to that Ingraham isn’t telling.

128 Justanotherhuman  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:28:59pm

Mae Starling of North Hollywood was very lucky and only slightly injured in this accident when her car veered off the road and into the front of a tile store as she was consulting a map on her cell phone…

Image: 9442743_448x252.jpg

129 darthstar  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:29:25pm
130 bubba zanetti  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:30:29pm

re: #117 Kragar

How long before AdSense kicks in with the giant penis cake ads?

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131 HappyWarrior  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:30:53pm

re: #129 darthstar

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We’ll see who’s laughing when Christie is only remembered as a fat prick who got his jollies from yelling at teachers.

132 Backwoods_Sleuth  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:31:27pm

re: #130 bubba zanetti

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better than toenail fungus, perhaps.

133 dog philosopher  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:32:42pm

re: #130 bubba zanetti

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so far i’m only seeing massive coverage of Plants & Zombies Garden Warfare ????

- penis cake, esq.

134 Zamb  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:33:33pm

Stop forcing your penis cakes down our throats!

135 b_sharp  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:34:09pm

So. I missed the mandatory giant penis cakes. Again.

I miss all the fun.

136 Zamb  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:35:54pm

re: #97 Justanotherhuman

They also wouldn’t have brought him up if he had an “American” sounding name.

137 b_sharp  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:36:11pm

re: #128 Justanotherhuman

Mae Starling of North Hollywood was very lucky and only slightly injured in this accident when her car veered off the road and into the front of a tile store as she was consulting a map on her cell phone…

Image: 9442743_448x252.jpg

There’s an example of the problem with stupidity in cars. A momentary lapse of attention can affect other people’s lives dramatically.

138 Justanotherhuman  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:37:22pm

re: #137 b_sharp

There’s an example of the problem with stupidity in cars. A momentary lapse of attention can affect other people’s lives dramatically.

Oh, I made that narrative up…but the photo is real. : )

Guess I should have made it clear, although it’s a very likely scenario.

139 b_sharp  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:38:32pm

re: #138 Justanotherhuman

Oh, I made that narrative up…but the photo is real. : )

Guess I should have made it clear, although it’s a very likely scenario.

LIAR!!

PANTS ON FIRE!!

140 A Mom Anon  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:38:40pm

re: #127 HappyWarrior

Wonder if there’s a confederate battle flag involved….

141 Justanotherhuman  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:40:49pm

re: #139 b_sharp

LIAR!!

PANTS ON FIRE!!

I claim dramatic license!

142 dog philosopher  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:45:44pm

re: #141 Justanotherhuman

I claim dramatic license!

we’ll need to see the long form

143 Kid A  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:47:44pm

re: #127 HappyWarrior

Context? Wingnuts don’t need no stinkin’ context!

144 John Vreeland  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:48:48pm

re: #95 Dr. Matt

Hearing G. Beck mention Alinsky is hilarious, because it’s pretty apparent that Beck is the most historically ignorant person on TV. So clearly someone told him about Alinsky for a few minutes, and that is all he knows about it.

Actually, Glenn Beck is remarkably ignorant about almost everything, including even the major opinions of his friends, “I don’t know anybody who is anti-gay, at least not any of my friends.” — Glen Beck, who has a number of rabidly anti-gay friends.

145 Bubblehead II  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:49:26pm

re: #142 dog philosopher

we’ll need to see the long form

And it needs to be notarized with all signatures in black ink.

146 Justanotherhuman  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:52:44pm

Homeland Security awards contact (sic) for border towers

bigstory.ap.org

EFW, Inc. is described as a “private company” here

investing.businessweek.com

But, EFW, Inc is actually a division of Elbit Systems of America (USA)

airframer.com

147 Justanotherhuman  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:53:17pm

re: #144 John Vreeland

Hearing G. Beck mention Alinsky is hilarious, because it’s pretty apparent that Beck is the most historically ignorant person on TV. So clearly someone told him about Alinsky for a few minutes, and that is all he knows about it.

Actually, Glenn Beck is remarkably ignorant about almost everything, including even the major opinions of his friends, “I don’t know anybody who is anti-gay, at least not any of my friends.” — Glen Beck, who has a number of rabidly anti-gay friends.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug…

148 Decatur Deb  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:55:08pm

re: #146 Justanotherhuman

Homeland Security awards contact (sic) for border towers

bigstory.ap.org

EFW, Inc. is described as a “private company” here

investing.businessweek.com

But, EFW, Inc is actually a division of Elbit Systems of America (USA)

airframer.com

Elbit is an Israeli company, probably operating a US cutout to avoid Defense “Buy American” issues.

149 Backwoods_Sleuth  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:56:36pm

O/T for some serious stuff.
As most of you know, MrBWS is a lineman. It’s a job that pays very well (if you’re union) but it’s very dangerous.
This week has been exceptionally dangerous.
Monday in Bloomington, Ind., there was an equipment failure where the controls on the bucket truck suddenly went haywire and the bucket hit a live 19.9 high wire. The two guys in the bucket were seriously injured by both electricity and the flash (one is in an induced coma due to burnt esophagus and lungs, in addition to burns over 30% of his body). My husband works with both of them.
On Tuesday, a lineman in Pekin, Ill., was electrocuted while replacing a pole in a backyard.
This afternoon, a Duke Energy lineman was killed and another seriously injured in Mason, Ohio, when the pole they were on snapped at the base while they were replacing lines.

This is what I worry about every single day.
And this is why I appreciate the off-topic silliness, bad jokes/puns, cat pictures, silly memes, etc. here, because life is fragile but we still need to laugh and snark and live.

OK, carry on again with penis cakes…

150 Gus  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:57:30pm
151 Justanotherhuman  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:58:09pm

re: #148 Decatur Deb

Elbit is an Israeli company, probably operating a US cutout to avoid Defense “Buy American” issues.

Yes, I thought it might be looking at the Board of Directors listing. You saved me a step. Thanks! : )

152 Justanotherhuman  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 3:59:24pm

re: #149 Backwoods_Sleuth

O/T for some serious stuff.
As most of you know, MrBWS is a lineman. It’s a job that pays very well (if you’re union) but it’s very dangerous.
This week has been exceptionally dangerous.
Monday in Bloomington, Ind., there was an equipment failure where the controls on the bucket truck suddenly went haywire and the bucket hit a live 19.9 high wire. The two guys in the bucket were seriously injured by both electricity and the flash (one is in an induced coma due to burnt esophagus and lungs, in addition to burns over 30% of his body). My husband works with both of them.
On Tuesday, a lineman in Pekin, Ill., was electrocuted while replacing a pole in a backyard.
This afternoon, a Duke Energy lineman was killed and another seriously injured in Mason, Ohio, when the pole they were on snapped at the base while they were replacing lines.

This is what I worry about every single day.
And this is why I appreciate the off-topic silliness, bad jokes/puns, cat pictures, silly memes, etc. here, because life is fragile but we still need to laugh and snark and live.

OK, carry on again with penis cakes…

Yes, that Duke Energy story was just on Breaking News, but I didn’t want to bring it out here. I figured you didn’t need the reminder.

153 Gus  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:00:46pm

re: #111 Charles Johnson

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PandoDaily. No thanks.

154 Bubblehead II  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:01:16pm

Karma: 0

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Welcome hatchling.

155 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:01:18pm

re: #150 Gus

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My Standing Answer to Neo-Confederates:

Youtube Video

156 Justanotherhuman  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:01:34pm

You can have privacy (some maybe) in your phone calls, but it’s gonna cost you.

Privacy-Focused Blackphone From Silent Circle Goes Up For Pre-Order For $629

techcrunch.com

157 Decatur Deb  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:02:09pm

re: #150 Gus

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Meshes with the Threeper moral concept “Without the Rule of Law”. The ideology is in place, all they need is a deep nutcase and some ammonium nitrate.

158 jaunte  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:02:10pm

re: #132 Backwoods_Sleuth

penis cake

better than toenail fungus, perhaps.

Somewhere a horrific hybrid adsense construct shambles toward the light.

159 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:03:57pm

re: #154 Bubblehead II

Karma: 0

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Welcome hatchling.

Nope. It doesn’t hatch until it posts a comment. It’s still an egg. :)

160 Gus  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:05:31pm
161 John Vreeland  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:06:08pm

There are actually some amazing penis cakes out there. These (NSFW, I guess) are from bachelorette parties.

162 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:06:21pm

Ross Douchehat can go fuck himself because he won’t get pregnant.

163 Bubblehead II  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:07:37pm

re: #159 wrenchwench

Nope. It doesn’t hatch until it posts a comment. It’s still an egg. :)

Well I figure by outing him/her they just might want to join the conversation. Worked before on a couple of the shy ones.

164 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:07:39pm

re: #154 Bubblehead II

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Welcome hatchling.

There we go.

165 Justanotherhuman  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:07:40pm

re: #161 John Vreeland

There are actually some amazing penis cakes out there. These (NSFW, I guess) are from bachelorette parties.

They’re not as big as #5, either. : )

166 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:08:16pm

re: #163 Bubblehead II

Well I figure by outing him/her they just might want to join the conversation. Worked before on a couple of the shy ones.

But Helios disappeared. :(

167 dog philosopher  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:09:49pm

dept of I HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMING IN C++ FOR TWENTY YEARS AND I NEVER HEARD OF IT BEFORE

vendor software gives out ‘unknown’ values in a float that looks like this in the debugger:

-1.#INF0000

WHAT THE FUCK?

here’s the answer

If your operation would generate a larger positive number than could be stored in a double, the operation will return 1.#INF on Windows or inf on Linux. Similarly your code will return -1.#INF or -inf if the result would be a negative number too large to store in a double

yeah but the bastiges do it intentionally in this driver

ok, so how do you test for this monstrosity?


// actually, use diamond brackets here instead of quotes, but HTML can't deal with the brackets and you really need these includes
#include "cfloat"
#include "iostream"
#include "sstream"
#include "cmath"

using namespace std;

string FPClass(double x)
{
int i = _fpclass(x);
string s;
switch (i)
{
case _FPCLASS_SNAN: s = "Signaling NaN"; break;
case _FPCLASS_QNAN: s = "Quiet NaN"; break;
case _FPCLASS_NINF: s = "Negative infinity (-INF)"; break;
case _FPCLASS_NN: s = "Negative normalized non-zero"; break;
case _FPCLASS_ND: s = "Negative denormalized"; break;
case _FPCLASS_NZ: s = "Negative zero (-0)"; break;
case _FPCLASS_PZ: s = "Positive 0 (+0)"; break;
case _FPCLASS_PD: s = "Positive denormalized"; break;
case _FPCLASS_PN: s = "Positive normalized non-zero"; break;
case _FPCLASS_PINF: s = "Positive infinity (+INF)"; break;
}
return s;
}

johndcook.com

168 Dr. Matt  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:10:07pm

re: #117 Kragar

How long before AdSense kicks in with the giant penis cake ads?

This is what I got:

Lots of penis cake could lead to the need of a tummy tuck…..

169 Backwoods_Sleuth  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:11:04pm

re: #164 wrenchwench

There we go.

Ah, well, at least the hatchling is correct in that comment.

170 A Mom Anon  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:11:07pm

re: #162 wrenchwench

I can’t believe this fool still has a job. Damn near any of us here could do a better job. Hear that NYT? I wonder how much they pay him for this crap?

171 Gus  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:12:10pm

172 EPR-radar  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:13:54pm

re: #171 Gus

That picture needs to be tweeted* to Judson Phillips stat.

* If possible, I know nothing of twitter.

173 BeenHereAwhile  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:14:18pm

re: #68 HappyWarrior

You know, funny thing is I had no idea who the hell Alinsky was before the right turned him into a boogeyman. Guy’s been dead for well over 40 years now. The right sure has some funny boogeymen.

Alinsky’s writings are as stupid sounding and boring as Mao’s Little Red Book.

174 Bubblehead II  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:15:04pm

re: #164 wrenchwench

There we go.

And his/her first post was on a dead thread. Not looking good.

175 Gus  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:15:47pm

re: #172 EPR-radar

That picture needs to be tweeted* to Judson Phillips stat.

* If possible, I know nothing of twitter.

176 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:15:50pm

re: #146 Justanotherhuman

Homeland Security awards contact (sic) for border towers

bigstory.ap.org

EFW, Inc. is described as a “private company” here

investing.businessweek.com

But, EFW, Inc is actually a division of Elbit Systems of America (USA)

airframer.com

Those will be some very clever towers.

Friel says the integrated fixed towers will detect, track, identify and classify suspicious activity along the Arizona border.

177 Bubblehead II  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:16:37pm

re: #166 wrenchwench

But Helios disappeared. :(

As have many others.

178 CuriousLurker  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:19:08pm

Well, that was a mistake. (Knowing it was probably a very bad idea, I went ahead and searched for “penis cake” via Google Images. Not sure I’ll ever eat cake again. Also, I need gallons of brain bleach…)

179 Backwoods_Sleuth  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:20:28pm

re: #178 CuriousLurker

Well, that was a mistake. (Knowing is was probably a very bad idea, I went ahead and searched for “penis cake” via Google Images. Not sure I’ll ever eat cake again. Also, I need gallons of brain bleach…)

yeah, googling images for tornado cakes was a lot more fun.

180 CuriousLurker  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:21:20pm

re: #179 Backwoods_Sleuth

yeah, googling images for tornado cakes was a lot more fun.

Oooh, I’ll try that! Maybe it’ll flush out the other stuff.

181 Justanotherhuman  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:23:13pm

Those penis cakes look downright modest compared to this…not safe for anyone’s consumption.

10 Vagina Cakes For Baby Showers That Are Disturbing And Awesome

Read more: mommyish.com

182 Justanotherhuman  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:24:07pm

Yes, I had to go there. Equal time, and all that bullshit.

183 EPR-radar  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:24:47pm

re: #162 wrenchwench

Ross Douchehat can go fuck himself because he won’t get pregnant.

He is also severely delusional:

My suggestion of a Bowles-Simpson-esque “grand bargain” involving late-term abortion restrictions was admittedly a little flip, but I don’t think the underlying point is that implausible.

“not implausible”? I can think of several things that are much more plausible than this fantasy about a political bargain on abortion.

1) I start losing weight effortlessly via involuntary weight loss without being seriously ill.

2) I win the lottery without ever buying a lottery ticket.

3) World peace.

184 CuriousLurker  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:24:55pm

re: #181 Justanotherhuman

Those penis cakes look downright modest compared to this…not safe for anyone’s consumption.

10 Vagina Cakes For Baby Showers That Are Disturbing And Awesome

Read more: mommyish.com

No way, uh-uh, not gonna look.

But I did find lots of cool lizard cakes!

185 Gus  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:25:49pm

re: #182 Justanotherhuman

Yes, I had to go there. Equal time, and all that bullshit.

I could sure use some head right now.

186 A Mom Anon  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:25:51pm

re: #181 Justanotherhuman

Nope. Not gonna do it. Nope and you can’t make me so there!

187 Bubblehead II  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:25:59pm

re: #176 wrenchwench

Those will be some very clever towers.

The remote ones will also be susceptible to sabotage from gunfire from across the border.

188 Bubblehead II  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:29:13pm

re: #185 Gus

I could sure use some head right now.

Looks like something you would find on Duckies table.

189 Swift2991  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:29:32pm

You know, most gays are not going to ask a straight guy who is uncomfortable about the whole subject to make their erotic cake for them. I don’t think you have to worry about getting a lot of requests for that sort of thing, Lester.

190 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:30:22pm
191 b_sharp  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:31:33pm

re: #189 Swift2991

You know, most gays are not going to ask a straight guy who is uncomfortable about the whole subject to make their erotic cake for them. I don’t think you have to worry about getting a lot of requests for that sort of thing, Lester.

But, but, but,…it’s slavery!

192 dog philosopher  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:33:35pm

re: #181 Justanotherhuman

10 Vagina Cakes For Baby Showers That Are Disturbing And Awesome

so there are vagina cakes for baby showers that are not disturbing?

193 dog philosopher  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:35:23pm

i am just going to have to impound this entire thread for inspection in my office on suspicion of improprieties

194 Justanotherhuman  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:35:42pm

re: #190 NJDhockeyfan

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Russians, perhaps? Note there were no registration #s on the vehicles.

This is a poor Russian translation via Google of the article.

A group of armed men in military uniform , unmarked on Friday night seized airport “Simferopol” in Crimea , reports “Interfax” .

As explained by the agency citing eyewitnesses , in captivity was attended by about 50 armed men arrived to the airport three vehicles “KamAZ” without registration numbers . Noted that they were wearing as well as seized February 27 parliament and government in the region.

It is reported that the first unknown cordoned off the airport terminal for domestic flights , but then moved on. At this point the goal is unknown invaders .

Earlier it was reported that Sergei Aksenov, which the Supreme Council of Crimea on Thursday evening appointed head of the government , said that he considered the legitimate president Viktor Yanukovych intends to obey him.

195 Gus  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:36:57pm

196 EPR-radar  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:37:02pm

House Republicans will soon face a stern test of their morals and intelligence.

huffingtonpost.com

Apparently a pinhead GOP lobbyist named Jack Burkman is pushing for a “American Decency Act of 2014” that would ban out gay players from the NFL unless the NFL provides wholly separate facilities for the gay players.

It will be interesting to see if this astonishing bit of stupidity catches on with the House Republicans.

197 Bubblehead II  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:37:20pm

re: #189 Swift2991

You know, most gays are not going to ask a straight guy who is uncomfortable about the whole subject to make their erotic cake for them. I don’t think you have to worry about getting a lot of requests for that sort of thing, Lester.

You know the thing that cracks me up about these penis cakes is that no one, straight or gay is going to have one at a frigging wedding reception. Maybe a bachelor or bachelorette party as gag, but not at the main reception. Nor has any baker that has been slapped down for refusing to bake a wedding cake for a Gay or Lesbian couple been asked to bake one.

198 Gus  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:38:54pm

199 CuriousLurker  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:39:54pm

re: #185 Gus

I could sure use some head right now.

Gah, there’s this bakery in Thailand that makes bread that looks like body parts, and we’re talking about body parts of people that have clearly met a violent end. The artisanship is pretty impressive, but um… no, thanks.

It’s easy enough to find the images, but I’m not gonna link to it ‘cause it’s just too creepy & gross. The creepiest part is that you see pics of people in there with their kids. WTF?

200 Kragar  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:40:11pm

re: #195 Gus

201 Lidane  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:40:15pm
202 Justanotherhuman  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:41:40pm

Some really good bashing narrative on these photos about style and taste.

The House of Emperor Pshonka

euromaidanpr.wordpress.com

“03. Moving on to the living room, kitschy décor, which is entirely out of place. This style can be called “a collective farmer who fell greedily into dough.” The owner’s wife is, most likely, the one putting together these interiors. She comes to a furniture store and asks: “What’s the most expensive table that you have?!” Every furniture store keeps in its stock some kitschy Chinese table, all gilded and bejewelled, just in case a collective farmer who fell into dough decides to visit. The value of interior objects is measured exclusively by the quantity of rhinestones and gold, as well as the complexity of whorls in its pattern.”

203 Gus  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:41:44pm

re: #200 Kragar

[Embedded image]

204 TedStriker  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:41:59pm

re: #148 Decatur Deb

Elbit is an Israeli company, probably operating a US cutout to avoid Defense “Buy American” issues.

Not only that, but a US subsidiary with separate US management is required for foreign-owned companies under national security regs, if they want to do business with the DoD.

205 Justanotherhuman  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:42:40pm

re: #200 Kragar

[Embedded image]

A giant female penis? WTF?

206 Dr Lizardo  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:43:50pm

re: #194 Justanotherhuman

Russians, perhaps? Note there were no registration #s on the vehicles.

This is a poor Russian translation via Google of the article.

A group of armed men in military uniform , unmarked on Friday night seized airport “Simferopol” in Crimea , reports “Interfax” .

As explained by the agency citing eyewitnesses , in captivity was attended by about 50 armed men arrived to the airport three vehicles “KamAZ” without registration numbers . Noted that they were wearing as well as seized February 27 parliament and government in the region.

It is reported that the first unknown cordoned off the airport terminal for domestic flights , but then moved on. At this point the goal is unknown invaders .

Earlier it was reported that Sergei Aksenov, which the Supreme Council of Crimea on Thursday evening appointed head of the government , said that he considered the legitimate president Viktor Yanukovych intends to obey him.

Someone, either pro-Russian Ukrainians or the Russians is trying to provoke an incident, which could then be used to justify either military action on Russia’s part, or they could be borrowing a page from Konrad Henlein’s SdP (Sudetendeutche Partei) which would provoke incidents in the Sudetenland in order to invite a crackdown by the Czechoslovak authorities. Ultimately, of course, this lead to the Munich Agreement and annexation of the Sudetenland by Germany.

207 Gus  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:43:57pm

208 CuriousLurker  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:44:26pm

re: #205 Justanotherhuman

A giant female penis? WTF?

LOLOLOLOL, and on that surreal note I’m outta here.

G’nite, lizards.

209 Pie-onist Overlord  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:46:28pm

re: #202 Justanotherhuman

Some really good bashing narrative on these photos about style and taste.

The House of Emperor Pshonka

euromaidanpr.wordpress.com

“03. Moving on to the living room, kitschy décor, which is entirely out of place. This style can be called “a collective farmer who fell greedily into dough.” The owner’s wife is, most likely, the one putting together these interiors. She comes to a furniture store and asks: “What’s the most expensive table that you have?!” Every furniture store keeps in its stock some kitschy Chinese table, all gilded and bejewelled, just in case a collective farmer who fell into dough decides to visit. The value of interior objects is measured exclusively by the quantity of rhinestones and gold, as well as the complexity of whorls in its pattern.”

Picture #22 looks like a portrait of Donald Trump.

210 Gus  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:50:39pm

Yikes. Not that gallery again. Nothing like putting 50 bazzilion full size jpegs on one page.

211 EPR-radar  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:51:28pm

Judson Phillips has achieved his 15 seconds of fame.

Right now he is in more dire need of a blow job than any man in history.

Phillips’ 15 seconds of fame will end when another repressed right wing nut job displays the same dire need.

212 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:52:10pm

re: #205 Justanotherhuman

A giant female penis? WTF?

A lot of languages that have grammatical gender use feminine words for “penis”. For example, the Latin mentula and the French slang bite. On the other hand, Latin cunnus and French con are grammatically masculine.

Go figure.

213 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:52:47pm

re: #194 Justanotherhuman

Russians, perhaps? Note there were no registration #s on the vehicles.

Could be. It could also be the Berkut which was disbanded yesterday.

214 TedStriker  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:54:03pm

re: #211 EPR-radar

Judson Phillips has achieved his 15 seconds of fame.

Right now he is in more dire need of a blow job than any man in history.

Phillips’ 15 seconds of fame will end when another repressed right wing nut job displays the same dire need.

Upding for the Good Morning Vietnam quote.

215 Justanotherhuman  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:55:40pm

re: #206 Dr Lizardo

Someone, either pro-Russian Ukrainians or the Russians is trying to provoke an incident, which could then be used to justify either military action on Russia’s part, or they could be borrowing a page from Konrad Henlein’s SdP (Sudetendeutche Partei) which would provoke incidents in the Sudetenland in order to invite a crackdown by the Czechoslovak authorities. Ultimately, of course, this lead to the Munich Agreement and annexation of the Sudetenland by Germany.

Can you answer this? Why do Europeans (mostly Eastern) sort of strew decorative pillows randomly on the beds like they do? I’ve seen the same practice in photos of hotel rooms. I’m so used to seeing the over-pillowfication of American style up near the headboard.

216 TedStriker  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:57:33pm

re: #205 Justanotherhuman

A giant female penis? WTF?

Otherwise known as the clitoris.

Except for the “giant” part, because that’s just freaky.

///

217 Dr. Matt  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:59:11pm

Master Yoda

218 Eventual Carrion  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 4:59:20pm

Ahh small victories. Had the youngest take out the garbage from the kitchen. I just went in there and there is a new garbage bag in the bin. I was fully expecting to have to call him in and ask him if he had forgotten something, as I do every other time he forgets to replace the bag.

219 EPR-radar  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 5:01:11pm

re: #214 TedStriker

Upding for the Good Morning Vietnam quote.

It’s (deliberately) not quite the exact line from the movie which had “more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history.”

221 Justanotherhuman  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 5:01:33pm

re: #212 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi

A lot of languages that have grammatical gender use feminine words for “penis”. For example, the Latin mentula and the French slang bite. On the other hand, Latin cunnus and French con are grammatically masculine.

Go figure.

I’ll bet they’re not Pepto Bismol pink, though. : )

222 TedStriker  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 5:04:06pm

re: #219 EPR-radar

It’s (deliberately) not quite the exact line from the movie which had “more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history.”

I know, but it’s close enough for government work.

223 ObserverArt  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 5:04:43pm

re: #196 EPR-radar

House Republicans will soon face a stern test of their morals and intelligence.

huffingtonpost.com

Apparently a pinhead GOP lobbyist named Jack Burkman is pushing for a “American Decency Act of 2014” that would ban out gay players from the NFL unless the NFL provides wholly separate facilities for the gay players.

It will be interesting to see if this astonishing bit of stupidity catches on with the House Republicans.

Football is a religion for some. He probably wants to keep it pure.

///

You know, I await the first ex-NFL player that was well respected for being a manly-man NFL football star that comes out after years in retirement and says he was gay all along but could never say anything because of the workplace and times, but now he is just sick of hearing about it and keeping it all in.

There has to be someone. After all these years, etc. It would not surprise me one bit.

224 Justanotherhuman  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 5:06:25pm

re: #223 ObserverArt

Football is a religion for some. He probably wants to keep it pure.

///

You know, I await the first ex-NFL player that was well respected for being a manly-man NFL football star that comes out after years in retirement and says he was gay all along but could never say anything because of the workplace and times, but now he is just sick of hearing about it and keeping it all in.

There has to be someone. After all these years, etc. It would not surprise me one bit.

It’s been done.

nytimes.com

225 Dr Lizardo  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 5:06:51pm

re: #215 Justanotherhuman

Can you answer this? Why do Europeans (mostly Eastern) sort of strew decorative pillows randomly on the beds like they do? I’ve seen the same practice in photos of hotel rooms. I’m so used to seeing the over-pillowfication of American style up near the headboard.

I have no idea. It’s pretty common here, though. Just one of those little quirks, I guess.

226 Backwoods_Sleuth  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 5:10:41pm

re: #223 ObserverArt

Football is a religion for some. He probably wants to keep it pure.

///

You know, I await the first ex-NFL player that was well respected for being a manly-man NFL football star that comes out after years in retirement and says he was gay all along but could never say anything because of the workplace and times, but now he is just sick of hearing about it and keeping it all in.

There has to be someone. After all these years, etc. It would not surprise me one bit.

Oh, please, let it not be O.J.

227 ObserverArt  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 5:23:10pm

re: #224 Justanotherhuman

It’s been done.

nytimes.com

Hadn’t seen that. You know it had to happen. It’s the way things change. Probably will happen with someone else.

228 dr. luba  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 8:01:10pm

re: #215 Justanotherhuman

Can you answer this? Why do Europeans (mostly Eastern) sort of strew decorative pillows randomly on the beds like they do? I’ve seen the same practice in photos of hotel rooms. I’m so used to seeing the over-pillowfication of American style up near the headboard.

Just on beds? No, sofas and chairs, too.

It’s a Ukrainian thing, more so even in the diaspora than in the home country. I have no idea why. I do it because my mother did, and because my mother embroiders really beautiful Ukrainian pillows which she gives me each year on my birthday. And I am old…..so have many pillows.

One possibility is that in urban Ukraine few people have dedicated beds as such. Each room has a sofa that is folded out into a bed at night. And they usually have pillows on them. In the village it is similar, except the beds don’t fold out into sofas, they double as sofas. They have these monster pillows (really huge) with decorative embroidery on one end. You leave that end out during the day, and stack the pillows so the embroidery shows.

BTW, in British English they are called cushions.” I learned this in India, where I buy decorative cushion covers. Sparkly ones. With embroidery.

229 wheat-dogghazi  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 8:39:12pm

re: #198 Gus

I have a Chinese version. Maybe it’s not NSFW, although everyone is clothed. How do I suppress it automatically showing?

230 Lancelot Link  Thu, Feb 27, 2014 9:09:09pm

re: #200 Kragar

So, would my religious freedom be violated if someone refused to let me properly celebrate Kanamara Matsuri?

(probably NSFW)


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