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1 Kragar  Fri, Mar 21, 2014 11:19:32am

“Next card.”

2 b.d.  Fri, Mar 21, 2014 11:26:52am

And there was no joy in Dukeville today.

Looks like Buffett gets to hang onto that billion

3 dog philosopher  Fri, Mar 21, 2014 11:27:33am

GOP millennial ad

anybody who would actually have a hipster-ass haircut like the guy in the ad would be more likely to be a firebagger who thinks obama is a corporate shill than a budding dittohead

4 Kragar  Fri, Mar 21, 2014 11:28:51am
5 jayjaybear  Fri, Mar 21, 2014 11:29:15am

I actually think it’s hilarious that the GOP went from making fun of Pajama Boy to creating their own Pajama Boy, basically. And one that’s about 1000% more mock-worthy than the Obamacare Pajama Boy, at that.

6 b.d.  Fri, Mar 21, 2014 11:31:04am

They should have gotten a Ben Shapiro lookalike kid to do one of those videos.

7 Pie-onist Overlord  Fri, Mar 21, 2014 11:31:33am

re: #6 b.d.

They should have gotten a Ben Shapiro lookalike kid to do one of those videos.

Why not Ben himself?

8 b.d.  Fri, Mar 21, 2014 11:32:28am

re: #7 Pie-onist Overlord

Why not Ben himself?

Capital Idea!

9 dog philosopher  Fri, Mar 21, 2014 11:32:36am

re: #4 Kragar

More Comedy:

Creationists Demand Airtime on ‘Cosmos’ for the Sake of Balance

everybody knows it was Nammu, the sea, the mother, who gave birth to heaven and earth

10 Kragar  Fri, Mar 21, 2014 11:34:18am

re: #9 dog philosopher

everybody knows it was Nammu, the sea, the mother, who gave birth to heaven and earth

Bullshit. Everything comes back to a seething nuclear chaos at the center of creation and the piping of mad gods

11 Testy Toad T  Fri, Mar 21, 2014 11:34:19am

re: #4 Kragar

More Comedy:

Creationists Demand Airtime on ‘Cosmos’ for the Sake of Balance

I wonder if they think contraceptive discussions should get equal time in ostensibly abstinence-only sex-ed classes, for the sake of balance.

12 dog philosopher  Fri, Mar 21, 2014 11:35:02am

re: #10 Kragar

Bullshit. Everything comes back to a seething nuclear chaos at the center of creation and the piping of mad gods

sounds like the religion where god is a blind, insane child

13 Kragar  Fri, Mar 21, 2014 11:35:10am

re: #11 Testy Toad T

I wonder if they think contraceptive discussions should get equal time in ostensibly abstinence-only sex-ed classes, for the sake of balance.

Oh, that is a good one.

14 Kragar  Fri, Mar 21, 2014 11:35:49am

re: #12 dog philosopher

sounds like the religion where god is a blind, insane child

Well, 2 out of 3.

15 dog philosopher  Fri, Mar 21, 2014 11:36:00am

re: #11 Testy Toad T

I wonder if they think contraceptive discussions should get equal time in ostensibly abstinence-only sex-ed classes, for the sake of balance.

i think communism should get equal time in economics classes

for the sake of balance

16 Kragar  Fri, Mar 21, 2014 11:37:27am

And now my day is complete

17 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Mar 21, 2014 11:38:14am

re: #4 Kragar

More Comedy:

Creationists Demand Airtime on ‘Cosmos’ for the Sake of Balance

I would remind them that Ronald Reagan did away with the Fairness Doctrine on 1987. I’d tell them while wearing full raingear, though, because head explosions tend to be messy.

18 Kragar  Fri, Mar 21, 2014 11:41:07am

re: #17 Dark_Falcon

I would remind them that Ronald Reagan did away with the Fairness Doctrine on 1987. I’d tell them while wearing full raingear, though, because head explosions tend to be messy.

Also, didn’t the fairness doctrine only apply to politics, not whackjob religious beliefs pretending to be pseudo-science?

19 Charles Johnson  Fri, Mar 21, 2014 11:41:38am

Liz Wahl’s obviously trying to parlay her notoriety from quitting Russia Today into a job with a US media organization. She comes right out and says it, in fact.

More than anything, I feel like a weight has been lifted since I resigned. The outpouring of support has reaffirmed my belief in seeking and spreading the truth. As for my “self-promotional publicity stunt,” if telling truth leads to better opportunities, some of my faith in humanity will be restored.

Somebody please, give Liz Wahl a job so her faith in humanity can be restored.

I don’t mean to be too sarcastic; she’s blowing the whistle on RT and that’s a good thing. But come on, now.

20 Charles Johnson  Fri, Mar 21, 2014 11:42:24am

And anybody who takes a job with Russia Today knows what it’s about. Don’t bullshit me and say you didn’t.

21 Kragar  Fri, Mar 21, 2014 11:46:16am
22 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Mar 21, 2014 11:47:56am

re: #18 Kragar

Also, didn’t the fairness doctrine only apply to politics, not whackjob religious beliefs pretending to be pseudo-science?

Yes, it did. Bottom line, if Fox Broadcasting wants to air a show featuring science that Creationists don’t like, then that’s just too bad for the creationists.

23 Testy Toad T  Fri, Mar 21, 2014 11:48:29am

re: #20 Charles Johnson

And anybody who takes a job with Russia Today knows what it’s about. Don’t bullshit me and say you didn’t.

Even if you live under a rock, you ought to expect that [NATION Today], broadcasting in a foreign tongue, is going to be, y’know, maybe not quite so unbiased.

Basic common sense would tell an up-and-coming Russian journalist to be a little leery of a Moscow-bureau USA TODAYSKI. You don’t even have to know a single damned specific about the outlet in question. You ought to be skeptical.

We do still teach journalists to be skeptical, right? Anybody? Bueller?

25 GlutenFreeJesus  Fri, Mar 21, 2014 11:54:32am

re: #9 dog philosopher

everybody knows it was Nammu, the sea, the mother, who gave birth to heaven and earth

Nammu Nammu Shuzbutt.

26 ObserverArt  Fri, Mar 21, 2014 12:00:11pm

re: #24 Charles Johnson

Why Honolulu Police Want to Be Allowed to Have Sex With Prostitutes.

smh

OBAMA!!! Gotta be…it’s Hawaii.

(BENGHAZI, NSA, UKRAINE, MALAYSIA!!!)

27 jc717  Fri, Mar 21, 2014 12:20:00pm

re: #2 b.d.

And there was no joy in Dukeville today.

Looks like Buffett gets to hang onto that billion

There are enough people out there that hate the Duke NCAAB program with enough passion to have picked that upset… But yeah, his Billion is very safe.

28 piratedan  Fri, Mar 21, 2014 12:20:15pm

re: #4 Kragar

yeah, I’m sure that the faithful wouldn’t mind giving up some pulpit time on Sunday to let the local JC Biology and Geology departments have some equal time…..

29 sagehen  Fri, Mar 21, 2014 12:58:27pm

re: #27 jc717

There are enough people out there that hate the Duke NCAAB program with enough passion to have picked that upset… But yeah, his Billion is very safe.

And here I was hoping that Obama’s brackets would win that billion. All those wingnut heart attacks and strokes would improve the voting pool for November…

30 BennyAce  Fri, Mar 21, 2014 3:49:25pm

All dialog lifted from comments left on conservative web sites.

Youtube Video

31 wrenchwench  Fri, Mar 21, 2014 5:13:17pm

re: #30 BennyAce

Welcome, hatchling.


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