Sarah Palin Goes All in on the GOP Castration Meme

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As noted yesterday, the Iowa GOP now has a candidate running on a platform of proud hog castration, and today the dimmest bulb in the right wing cupboard went all in on this highly appealing testicle-chopping meme, bringing her own barnyard perspective to the issue.

“If Nebraska’s Deb Fischer can see through the bull in Washington, then Iowa’s Joni Ernst can help her cut through the pork,” Palin wrote. “Growing up on a hog farm in Southwest Iowa, Joni has taken her ‘pork cutting’ skills to the Iowa State Senate, where she has been a champion for life, small government, and lower taxes - voting for the largest tax cut in Iowa history.”

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1 Bulworth  Mar 26, 2014 1:59:38pm

I just got dumberer after reading halfgov’s word salad…

2 Ace-o-aces  Mar 26, 2014 2:00:07pm

Wait, is this candidate’s campaign based entirely on a pun?

3 Justanotherhuman  Mar 26, 2014 2:00:40pm

GOP spokesmodel said wut?

4 Iwouldprefernotto  Mar 26, 2014 2:00:52pm

Can we really be sure that Sarah Palin is not secretly working for the Democrats?

5 Kragar  Mar 26, 2014 2:01:03pm

I guess someone’s check finally cleared if Sarah is weighing in.

6 Dark_Falcon  Mar 26, 2014 2:02:46pm

Could this meme be directed at Barack Obama, I wonder? Quite often back in the back old days black men were lynched or imprisoned for poorly-evidenced alleged assaults on white women. Many such lynchings featured the castration of the black man in question.

Or am I reading too much into Caribou Barbie’s DERPage?

7 Internet Tough Guy  Mar 26, 2014 2:02:47pm

That blurb obviously is missing some ellipses. There’s no way she was that coherent in reality.

8 Internet Tough Guy  Mar 26, 2014 2:03:24pm

re: #6 Dark_Falcon

I doubt she has the depth required to pull off something so nuanced.

9 Bubblehead II  Mar 26, 2014 2:08:12pm

“and today the dimmest bulb in the right wing cupboard”

Dim Jim got a sex change operation?

10 Varek Raith  Mar 26, 2014 2:09:10pm

So…
Castrated Pork bullshit?
Makes sense.

11 Lancelot Link  Mar 26, 2014 2:09:43pm

“If you want to see America castrated, vote for Deb Fischer!”
I dunno, that slogan doesn’t really do it for me.

12 NJDhockeyfan  Mar 26, 2014 2:09:58pm
13 Varek Raith  Mar 26, 2014 2:10:59pm

re: #11 Lancelot Link

“If you want to see America castrated, vote for Deb Fischer!”
I dunno, that slogan doesn’t really do it for me.

What is with them and nether regions?!?!

14 Dark_Falcon  Mar 26, 2014 2:11:37pm

re: #11 Lancelot Link

“If you want to see America castrated, vote for Deb Fischer!”
I dunno, that slogan doesn’t really do it for me.

More like “If you want to see Socialism castrated”, which bring us back to if this was directed at Barack Obama.

15 thedopefishlives  Mar 26, 2014 2:12:26pm

Afternoon Lizardim from the mild and sunny wild north country. How go things among the lizardfolk?

16 Justanotherhuman  Mar 26, 2014 2:12:37pm

VB, I have a present for you!

Image: Carnival_in_the_cold_in_Prague-2036596.jpeg

17 Kragar  Mar 26, 2014 2:12:54pm

re: #13 Varek Raith

What is with them and nether regions?!?!

They hate the Dutch.

18 Testy Toad T  Mar 26, 2014 2:16:14pm

re: #15 thedopefishlives

Afternoon Lizardim from the mild and sunny wild north country. How go things among the lizardfolk?

We’ve got a live one downstairs.

19 Justanotherhuman  Mar 26, 2014 2:19:00pm

Fuckers.

House approves bill that creates new hurdles to presidential designations of national monuments - @thehill
read more on thehill.com

20 Dr Lizardo  Mar 26, 2014 2:19:55pm

re: #16 Justanotherhuman

VB, I have a present for you!

Image: Carnival_in_the_cold_in_Prague-2036596.jpeg

The image is used to advertise the Museum of Communism. It’s interesting to see if you’re ever in Prague.

21 RealityBasedSteve  Mar 26, 2014 2:20:08pm

re: #18 Testy Toad T

We’ve got a live one downstairs.

Youtube Video

RBS

22 RealityBasedSteve  Mar 26, 2014 2:20:49pm

re: #20 Dr Lizardo

The image is used to advertise the Museum of Communism. It’s interesting to see if you’re ever in Prague.

And it looked like the Prime Minister of Holland was riding your bicycle.

RBS

23 Kragar  Mar 26, 2014 2:21:06pm

re: #21 RealityBasedSteve

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RBS

Brick killed a guy!

24 thedopefishlives  Mar 26, 2014 2:21:11pm

re: #18 Testy Toad T

We’ve got a live one downstairs.

Oh, fun! I finally get a piece of the action.

25 Justanotherhuman  Mar 26, 2014 2:22:32pm

re: #20 Dr Lizardo

The image is used to advertise the Museum of Communism. It’s interesting to see if you’re ever in Prague.

Yes, VB was wanting an image without the slash I linked on the previous page. : )

26 Varek Raith  Mar 26, 2014 2:22:36pm

re: #18 Testy Toad T

We’ve got a live one downstairs.

What’s annoying is that, for the most part, I agree with him/her.
Just not the group blame BS.
Sigh.

27 darthstar  Mar 26, 2014 2:23:05pm
28 darthstar  Mar 26, 2014 2:25:11pm

re: #27 darthstar

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“God hates fags…wait…god is a non-smoker?”

That, and “Suck Satan’s cock, Fred.” are my favorite two lines.

29 Testy Toad T  Mar 26, 2014 2:25:13pm

re: #26 Varek Raith

What’s annoying is that, for the most part, I agree with him/her.
Just not the group blame BS.
Sigh.

A kernel of wisdom drowning in a bucket of bullshit.

Not the first time, and it won’t be the last.

30 ObserverArt  Mar 26, 2014 2:25:57pm

Got a busy day going on and having a difficult time keeping up with all that is going here today…but after seeing Sarah again I had to drop in and to say…

…JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP PALIN! NOW!

Thank You. I feel a bit better now.

31 NJDhockeyfan  Mar 26, 2014 2:26:43pm
32 Bubblehead II  Mar 26, 2014 2:28:10pm

re: #27 darthstar

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You know Satan is going to insert a pineapple up his bum

33 GeneJockey  Mar 26, 2014 2:29:07pm

re: #31 NJDhockeyfan

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Now there’s a headline you don’t see every day.

34 Dark_Falcon  Mar 26, 2014 2:29:14pm

re: #32 Bubblehead II

You know Satan is going to insert a pineapple op his bum

I hope he honestly repented before the end and has been spared the torment of Hell. But that’s me.

35 William Barnett-Lewis  Mar 26, 2014 2:29:17pm

re: #6 Dark_Falcon

Could this meme be directed at Barack Obama, I wonder? Quite often back in the back old days black men were lynched or imprisoned for poorly-evidenced alleged assaults on white women. Many such lynchings featured the castration of the black man in question.

Or am I reading too much into Caribou Barbie’s DERPage?

No, DF, that’s the whole point of this.

36 Dr Lizardo  Mar 26, 2014 2:29:32pm

re: #22 RealityBasedSteve

And it looked like the Prime Minister of Holland was riding your bicycle.

RBS

Heh.

I’m going to go pick it up Sunday. Take a little train trip down south of here. I’m looking forward to it; I know I’ll have to fix the rear axle, but from what I’ve been reading on it, it’s most likely the bearings race. I’ve been poking around, and parts for it are pretty inexpensive at least. A complete rear-axle assembly is about $15.

37 dog philosopher  Mar 26, 2014 2:29:57pm

i wrote an email to joni ernst

Hi Joni,

On your campaign website, you say

“Holding to my commitment to fiscal responsibility, we have gone from a $900 million budget deficit, turning it around into a budget surplus of $1 billion dollars. This was achieved by limiting the size and scope of state government, reining in spending habits, and eliminating the practice of taking on more debt for ongoing projects.”

Could you please tell me what specific items were cut from the budget in order to achieve this $1.9 billion turnaround? Also, could tell me what time period you are talking about, and how much of the turnaround could be accounted for by increased revenues? Also, you say

“In fact, this past year, I helped pass the largest tax cut in the history of our state - returning over $4.4 billion in property tax relief to Iowa taxpayers over the next decade.”

So then I might assume that this will lead to an estimated reduction in state tax revenues, on average, of $400 million per year. Could you tell me what your plan is to make up for this shortfall - in other words, will you be finding revenue elsewhere or making further cuts, and, in either case, specifically, where?

thank you,

38 Testy Toad T  Mar 26, 2014 2:30:09pm

re: #31 NJDhockeyfan

Absolutely stunned this isn’t Florida Man, the world’s worst superhero.

39 wrenchwench  Mar 26, 2014 2:31:12pm

I don’t see how castrating pigs is pro life. Did I miss something?

40 Dr Lizardo  Mar 26, 2014 2:32:19pm

re: #27 darthstar

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It’s a spoof. She’s talking about a story from the Canadian media regarding marijuana.

But the subtitles are funny - sort of a take on those “Downfall” parodies.

41 Internet Tough Guy  Mar 26, 2014 2:32:35pm

re: #39 wrenchwench

Castration is an abortaficient because it prevents the implantation of a fertilized egg.

42 dog philosopher  Mar 26, 2014 2:32:47pm

re: #37 dog philosopher

and in the meantime, imma cut taxes, increase defense spending, and balance the budget

43 Justanotherhuman  Mar 26, 2014 2:32:53pm

re: #27 darthstar

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Actually, it’s this, not that.

Liveleak Video

44 Kragar  Mar 26, 2014 2:33:14pm

A theological question:

Satan hates God and all his works.

God sends people to hell for punishment by Satan

Why would Satan punish people for defying God’s will? Wouldn’t he be congratulating them and working with them?

45 Bulworth  Mar 26, 2014 2:33:15pm

re: #39 wrenchwench

That’s because shutup.

/

46 Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 26, 2014 2:33:16pm

re: #6 Dark_Falcon

Could this meme be directed at Barack Obama, I wonder? Quite often back in the back old days black men were lynched or imprisoned for poorly-evidenced alleged assaults on white women. Many such lynchings featured the castration of the black man in question.

Or am I reading too much into Caribou Barbie’s DERPage?

Sarah is very fond of emasculating language when referring to any politician she doesn’t like. Words like “limp”, “impotent”, “man-up”, “big boy panties”, “fight like a girl” or saying Jan Brewer has “bigger cojones” than the President.

47 dog philosopher  Mar 26, 2014 2:34:14pm

re: #39 wrenchwench

I don’t see how castrating pigs is pro life. Did I miss something?

it makes her horny

48 Kragar  Mar 26, 2014 2:34:14pm

re: #39 wrenchwench

I don’t see how castrating pigs is pro life. Did I miss something?

Well, since the abstinence only method has been a dismal failure, they’ve decided to take it to the next logical step.

49 William Barnett-Lewis  Mar 26, 2014 2:34:27pm

re: #39 wrenchwench

I don’t see how castrating pigs is pro life. Did I miss something?

The idea is that she’s to be sent to Washington to castrate the “blah” man and make things unicorns and rainbows for the gazillions of unborn children he’s personally aborting daily…

Or something like that :whistles:

50 RealityBasedSteve  Mar 26, 2014 2:34:46pm

re: #36 Dr Lizardo

Heh.

I’m going to go pick it up Sunday. Take a little train trip down south of here. I’m looking forward to it; I know I’ll have to fix the rear axle, but from what I’ve been reading on it, it’s most likely the bearings race. I’ve been poking around, and parts for it are pretty inexpensive at least. A complete rear-axle assembly is about $15.

You were saying something about a leather saddle, the pic you showed looked like it had a nice one on it, looked spring loaded like the brooks Flyer maybe…

Brooks Flyer

I know you were talking about needing one (or that may have been the old bike), but if you do, I’ve got a couple (3) different brooks, (none are spring suspended), but if you’re interested, I’ll be glad to ship one to you gratis, otherwise they are going up on ebay.

RBS

51 Dark_Falcon  Mar 26, 2014 2:35:26pm

re: #35 William Barnett-Lewis

You’ll love this one:

Mini-Review: RapDom Beer Tac-Vest

Every year at SHOT we see some of the most bizarre and cool items. Not sure how this one qualifies. Perhaps we were hankering for a cold brew after a long week snapping photos, but on Friday as everyone was packing up, Sam Cadle and I stopped by Rapid Dominance’s booth. Lo and behold, tactical gear beer nirvana!

The guys were wrapping up and tearing down, giving away every piece of tactical nylon on the booth. After introducing ourselves, RapDom’s personnel offered Sam and I a messenger bag (review coming soon), but most interestingly, the “Tactical Beer Koozie.”

RapDom extols its virtues:

The Deluxe Tactical Beer Koozie is a miniature tactical vest beverage koozie (Up to a 40oz Bottle). The exterior is made of 100% Kodra nylon and the interior is made of 100% Polyester.

Tactical Vest Koozie
Outer Shell : 100% Kodra
Inner 100% Polyester
Approx. Dimensions: 6.5″ Heigh, 5.5″ Adjustable Diameter

Image: IMG_1480.jpg

52 thedopefishlives  Mar 26, 2014 2:35:27pm

re: #39 wrenchwench

I don’t see how castrating pigs is pro life. Did I miss something?

The GOP is required to make sense now? When did that happen?

53 Bulworth  Mar 26, 2014 2:35:54pm

re: #44 Kragar

I think the conventional evangelical view is that God will punish (or is punishing) both Satan and nonbelievers in Hell. But if God is punishing Satan in Hell now, then how can Satan tempt us to sin and….

Damn, see what you made me do?!?!11

54 Dr Lizardo  Mar 26, 2014 2:35:56pm

re: #50 RealityBasedSteve

You were saying something about a leather saddle, the pic you showed looked like it had a nice one on it, looked spring loaded like the brooks Flyer maybe…

Brooks Flyer

I know you were talking about needing one (or that may have been the old bike), but if you do, I’ve got a couple (3) different brooks, (none are spring suspended), but if you’re interested, I’ll be glad to ship one to you gratis, otherwise they are going up on ebay.

RBS

Really? That’d be awesome.

55 NJDhockeyfan  Mar 26, 2014 2:36:53pm

re: #38 Testy Toad T

Absolutely stunned this isn’t Florida Man, the world’s worst superhero.

Perhaps someone can start a @NJman

56 Bubblehead II  Mar 26, 2014 2:38:12pm

re: #34 Dark_Falcon

I hope he honestly repented before the end and has been spared the torment of Hell. But that’s me.

I suspect he went into the great unknown with his beliefs fully intact. And if I were a believer, I would hope that Stan would post a video on You Tube showing the rest of these intolerant assholes what is awaiting them after their eventual demise. But, alas. I am not so he will not.

57 William Barnett-Lewis  Mar 26, 2014 2:38:27pm

re: #51 Dark_Falcon

<best george takei voice> Oh my …

58 GeneJockey  Mar 26, 2014 2:41:01pm

re: #48 Kragar

Well, since the abstinence only method has been a dismal failure, they’ve decided to take it to the next logical step.

But to them, the next logical step would be sewing women’s lady parts shut.

59 Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 26, 2014 2:41:05pm

re: #49 William Barnett-Lewis

The idea is that she’s to be sent to Washington to castrate the “blah” man and make things unicorns and rainbows for the gazillions of unborn children he’s personally aborting daily…

Or something like that :whistles:

Well, since Sarah believes the men in DC (including the President) have tiny or non-existent cojones, there really shouldn’t be a need for a castration professional like Joni.

60 The Ghost of a Flea  Mar 26, 2014 2:41:21pm

Castration?

ZARDOZ APPROVES.

61 RealityBasedSteve  Mar 26, 2014 2:42:34pm

re: #54 Dr Lizardo

Really? That’d be awesome.

if you click on my name, it will take you to my website, there is a link there on the left side of the page, below my ying-yang logo to contact me. Let me know the best way to ship to you, other details like that, and I’ll get right on it. Please include your email address too. I’ve got a nicely broken in brooks touring saddle in a dark brown that should work fine for you.

RBS

62 GeneJockey  Mar 26, 2014 2:42:39pm

re: #34 Dark_Falcon

I hope he honestly repented before the end and has been spared the torment of Hell. But that’s me.

The disadvantage of honest atheism is the absence of punishment for a life of assholery.

Well, that and the knowledge that if I’m right and believers are wrong, I’ll never get to say “I told you so.”

63 Varek Raith  Mar 26, 2014 2:42:40pm

re: #31 NJDhockeyfan

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I used to live there.

64 Kragar  Mar 26, 2014 2:42:46pm

re: #58 GeneJockey

But to them, the next logical step would be sewing women’s lady parts shut.

STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS!

65 Dr Lizardo  Mar 26, 2014 2:44:21pm

re: #61 RealityBasedSteve

if you click on my name, it will take you to my website, there is a link there on the left side of the page, below my ying-yang logo to contact me. Let me know the best way to ship to you, other details like that, and I’ll get right on it. Please include your email address too. I’ve got a nicely broken in brooks touring saddle in a dark brown that should work fine for you.

RBS

I just contacted you via Etsy.

66 Shiplord Kirel  Mar 26, 2014 2:44:49pm

re: #51 Dark_Falcon

You’ll love this one:

Mini-Review: RapDom Beer Tac-Vest

Image: IMG_1480.jpg

Wow! No more need for “hold mah beer” before Joe Bob proceeds to shoot his own gonads off.

67 Dark_Falcon  Mar 26, 2014 2:45:30pm

re: #59 Backwoods_Sleuth

Well, since Sarah believes the men in DC (including the President) have tiny or non-existent cojones, there really shouldn’t be a need for a castration professional like Joni.

But that overlooks the pendering to the old racist idea that black men are lust-crazed animals who only superiority to white men is in penis size. The removal of the black man’s testicles and penis therefore stands both the neutralization of the threat he supposedly poses and the proof of the white man’s superiority over him.

I have to use the washroom. Just typing that made me feel filthy.

68 GeneJockey  Mar 26, 2014 2:48:50pm

re: #61 RealityBasedSteve

if you click on my name, it will take you to my website, there is a link there on the left side of the page, below my ying-yang logo to contact me. Let me know the best way to ship to you, other details like that, and I’ll get right on it. Please include your email address too. I’ve got a nicely broken in brooks touring saddle in a dark brown that should work fine for you.

RBS

I was under the impression that Brooks saddles molded to the user. Mind you, I’ve never ridden one, nor will I. I practically bought out Palo Alto Bicycles’ entire stock of Avocet 02Air 40r’s* when I heard Avocet went under, and I’ve still got two unused ones.

*Except the yellow one. Too fruity.

69 GeneJockey  Mar 26, 2014 2:50:00pm

re: #64 Kragar

STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS!

Don’t think it hasn’t already occurred to some of them.

70 Kragar  Mar 26, 2014 2:50:04pm
71 William Barnett-Lewis  Mar 26, 2014 2:50:30pm

re: #34 Dark_Falcon

I hope he honestly repented before the end and has been spared the torment of Hell. But that’s me.

As someone with a strong universalist streak, I believe that everyone one will eventually be saved. However I still find the concept of purgatory useful in the case of people like him or worse ;)

Pineapples… makes me want … PIZZA!

72 The Ghost of a Flea  Mar 26, 2014 2:51:38pm

re: #69 GeneJockey

Don’t think it hasn’t already occurred to some of them.

It’s the ultimate conundrum: demonization of sluts clashed against perception of women as existing solely as sexual objects.

If only ladyparts could have some kind of key card system….

73 thedopefishlives  Mar 26, 2014 2:51:42pm

re: #69 GeneJockey

Don’t think it hasn’t already occurred to some of them.

I’m sure it has. Not that the ineffable Ms. Palin would realize this. I don’t think she understands just how much some of her GOP compatriots really resent her for being female and successful and not staying at home to be a full-time child factory.

74 GeneJockey  Mar 26, 2014 2:52:10pm

re: #70 Kragar

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I know. It’s fucking depressing. It’s why I said downstairs that ‘Tu Quoque’ may be a logical fallacy but it works. So does ‘Post hoc’ and ‘Ad Verecundiam’.

75 GeneJockey  Mar 26, 2014 2:53:03pm

re: #72 The Ghost of a Flea

It’s the ultimately conundrum: demonization of sluts clashed against perception of women as existing solely as sexual objects.

If only ladyparts could have some kind of key card system….

Cognitive Dissonance - It’s What’s For Dinner!

76 Kragar  Mar 26, 2014 2:53:23pm

Here is the new theme song for Sarah Palin’s show.

Youtube Video

They make Nickelback seem like the Rolling Stones

77 darthstar  Mar 26, 2014 2:53:36pm

re: #40 Dr Lizardo

It’s a spoof. She’s talking about a story from the Canadian media regarding marijuana.

But the subtitles are funny - sort of a take on those “Downfall” parodies.

Great…that means someone will be using it to mock the Obama and the ACA any time now.

78 NJDhockeyfan  Mar 26, 2014 2:54:26pm
79 dog philosopher  Mar 26, 2014 2:54:30pm

re: #70 Kragar

Conservatives Have Figured Out A Disturbingly Effective Strategy: Tell Lots And Lots of Lies

but this only goes so far before reality catches up with you

in the end they’ll become the baghdad bob of politics

80 GeneJockey  Mar 26, 2014 2:55:02pm

re: #79 dog philosopher

but this only goes so far before reality catches up with you

in the end they’ll become the baghdad bob of politics

When?

81 RealityBasedSteve  Mar 26, 2014 2:56:25pm

re: #68 GeneJockey

I was under the impression that Brooks saddles molded to the user. Mind you, I’ve never ridden one, nor will I. I practically bought out Palo Alto Bicycles’ entire stock of Avocet 02Air 40r’s* when I heard Avocet went under, and I’ve still got two unused ones.

*Except the yellow one. Too fruity.

This is one of their “pre-softened” models, it doesn’t seem to take on quite the unique stretchmarks / divots of the harder leather ones. I’ve got one of their other models that I never could break in.

Good point however.

RBS

82 darthstar  Mar 26, 2014 2:56:29pm

re: #76 Kragar

Here is the new theme song for Sarah Palin’s show.

[Embedded content]

They make Nickelback seem like the Rolling Stones

They make Nickelback seem like Creed. God what a tinny little song.

83 dog philosopher  Mar 26, 2014 2:57:46pm

re: #80 GeneJockey

When?

it’s already too late, eh?

84 darthstar  Mar 26, 2014 2:58:44pm
85 Justanotherhuman  Mar 26, 2014 2:59:07pm

re: #82 darthstar

They make Nickelback seem like Creed. God what a tinny little song.

Uh-mare-ick-uh, hell yeah. : )

Cheeeezus. What did they get for that, $500?

86 Bubblehead II  Mar 26, 2014 2:59:35pm

re: #69 GeneJockey

Don’t think it hasn’t already occurred to some of them.

It probably has. But I would lay odds they would prefer one of these over sewing it up. More easily reversed when they (conservative males) want to have some fun.

87 wrenchwench  Mar 26, 2014 2:59:39pm

I bin downdinged by the best!

Karma: -1,421

BrainSurfer

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For saying Issa should be yanked from his committee for cutting off Cummings.

Maybe BrainSurfer will do it again on this comment!

88 GeneJockey  Mar 26, 2014 3:00:42pm

re: #81 RealityBasedSteve

This is one of their “pre-softened” models, it doesn’t seem to take on quite the unique stretchmarks / divots of the harder leather ones. I’ve got one of their other models that I never could break in.

Good point however.

RBS

Saddles generally are so idiosyncratic! The Avocet was what I ended up with after going through half a dozen other saddles, all of which felt good for anywhere from 10-40 miles before manifesting their problems. For me, they’re the bee’s knees, but on a bike forum, someone said, “That ass-hatchet?”

89 Bubblehead II  Mar 26, 2014 3:01:00pm

re: #72 The Ghost of a Flea

It’s the ultimate conundrum: demonization of sluts clashed against perception of women as existing solely as sexual objects.

If only ladyparts could have some kind of key card system….

They can. See #86

90 JustMark  Mar 26, 2014 3:01:45pm

re: #76 Kragar

Here is the new theme song for Sarah Palin’s show.

[Embedded content]

They make Nickelback seem like the Rolling Stones

Could only bear 37 seconds… gawd, that was awful.

91 thedopefishlives  Mar 26, 2014 3:01:49pm

re: #86 Bubblehead II

It probably has. But I would lay odds they would prefer one of these over sewing it up. More easily reversed when they (conservative males) want to have some fun.

Naw. Conservative males keep a harem of loose women that they can slut-shame into compliance. Such women would not need to be surgically altered.

92 darthstar  Mar 26, 2014 3:01:50pm
93 RealityBasedSteve  Mar 26, 2014 3:03:54pm

re: #88 GeneJockey

Saddles generally are so idiosyncratic! The Avocet was what I ended up with after going through half a dozen other saddles, all of which felt good for anywhere from 10-40 miles before manifesting their problems. For me, they’re the bee’s knees, but on a bike forum, someone said, “That ass-hatchet?”

AMEN… They need to make an “Ass-0-meter” (yea, I know, Specialized had something like that). I’ve had ones that I loved, others hated. and it works the other way. I have seen some that just looked evil however, a magnesium shell with just a layer of very thin perforated leather over it. Thinking that those extra 100 grams of weight don’t kill the tingle in the nethers.

Now I’m mainly on recumbents, and a well worn brooks on my fixie. Butt heaven.

RBS

94 Kragar  Mar 26, 2014 3:04:00pm
95 Kragar  Mar 26, 2014 3:04:33pm

re: #90 JustMark

Could only bear 37 seconds… gawd, that was awful.

“And you guys said we’d never make it as a Nickleback cover band! HA!”

96 freetoken  Mar 26, 2014 3:05:40pm

re: #92 darthstar

See, gorebull warming alarmists are keeping freedom lovers in the clutch of tyrants!

☕

97 thedopefishlives  Mar 26, 2014 3:05:46pm

re: #94 Kragar

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Probably great advice for our girl from yesterday who spent $3k on a 3-year supply of condoms.////

98 Kragar  Mar 26, 2014 3:05:47pm
99 GeneJockey  Mar 26, 2014 3:06:00pm

re: #93 RealityBasedSteve

AMEN… They need to make an “Ass-0-meter” (yea, I know, Specialized had something like that). I’ve had ones that I loved, others hated. and it works the other way. I have seen some that just looked evil however, a magnesium shell with just a layer of very thin perforated leather over it. Thinking that those extra 100 grams of weight don’t kill the tingle in the nethers.

Now I’m mainly on recumbents, and a well worn brooks on my fixie. Butt heaven.

RBS

I once saw a saddle that was literally just a carbon fiber shell with rails.

100 RealityBasedSteve  Mar 26, 2014 3:06:16pm

re: #76 Kragar

Here is the new theme song for Sarah Palin’s show.

[Embedded content]

They make Nickelback seem like the Rolling Stones

OMG!!! All I could think was it sounded like the theme song from some low-budget animated kids show. (which probably isn’t too far removed from reality). I’d love to get Charles take and professional critique, but we’ll probably have to remove the stainless steel skewers he’d drive through his eardrums before he made it to the end of the clip.

RBS

101 GeneJockey  Mar 26, 2014 3:06:56pm

re: #98 Kragar

[Embedded content]

I always figured that’s why virgins are so popular - no standard of comparison.

102 GeneJockey  Mar 26, 2014 3:08:16pm

re: #96 freetoken

See, gorebull warming alarmists are keeping freedom lovers in the clutch of tyrants!

☕

So, if Al Gore were svelte, would Global Warming be true?
//

103 Dark_Falcon  Mar 26, 2014 3:09:06pm

re: #78 NJDhockeyfan

[Embedded content]

Good idea but if they’re going to station it in Ukraine it’ll need a battalion of MBTs. Some Leopard IIs might help convince Russia that trying to swallow the whole of Ukraine wouldn’t be smart.

104 dog philosopher  Mar 26, 2014 3:09:51pm

An 8-year-old Virginia girl has been taken out of her school after administrators complained she was acting too much like a boy.

WSET-TV reports that the grandparents of Sunnie Kahle received a letter from officials at Timberlake Christian School notifying them that their granddaughter would be refused enrollment next year if she didn’t follow the school’s “biblical standards” and change her appearance.

The letter reads in part, “We believe that unless Sunnie as well as her family clearly understand that God has made her female and her dress and behavior need to follow suit with her God-ordained identity, that TCS is not the best place for her future education.”

105 freetoken  Mar 26, 2014 3:10:35pm

Antarctica is becoming svelte:

AGU: New study shows major increase in West Antarctic glacial loss

Six massive glaciers in West Antarctica are moving faster than they did 40 years ago, causing more ice to discharge into the ocean and global sea level to rise, according to new research.

The amount of ice draining collectively from those half-dozen glaciers increased by 77 percent from 1973 to 2013, scientists report this month in Geophysical Research Letters, a journal of the American Geophysical Union. Pine Island Glacier, the most active of the studied glaciers, has accelerated by 75 percent in 40 years, according to the paper. Thwaites Glacier, the widest glacier, started to accelerate in 2006, following a decade of stability.

[…]

106 Kragar  Mar 26, 2014 3:10:46pm

re: #101 GeneJockey

I always figured that’s why virgins are so popular - no standard of comparison.

Call me crazy, but I prefer someone who knows what they’re doing.

107 Lancelot Link  Mar 26, 2014 3:11:25pm

re: #94 Kragar

Hannity: Instead Of Contraception Coverage, Go To A Bar For Free Condoms

Makes me wonder just what kind of bars Hannity’s been frequenting.

108 darthstar  Mar 26, 2014 3:11:52pm

re: #104 dog philosopher

An 8-year-old Virginia girl has been taken out of her school after administrators complained she was acting too much like a boy.

Probably the best thing that ever happened to her…or her parents.

109 GeneJockey  Mar 26, 2014 3:12:31pm

re: #106 Kragar

Call me crazy, but I prefer someone who knows what they’re doing.

Exactly!

110 Kragar  Mar 26, 2014 3:12:32pm

re: #107 Lancelot Link

Makes me wonder just what kind of bars Hannity’s been frequenting.

Youtube Video

111 NJDhockeyfan  Mar 26, 2014 3:12:50pm
112 GeneJockey  Mar 26, 2014 3:13:04pm

re: #107 Lancelot Link

Makes me wonder just what kind of bars Hannity’s been frequenting.

Probably not Irish bars, if they’re giving out condoms.

113 JustMark  Mar 26, 2014 3:13:09pm

re: #107 Lancelot Link

Makes me wonder just what kind of bars Hannity’s been frequenting.

And is that what he’ll tell his daughters?

114 thedopefishlives  Mar 26, 2014 3:13:13pm

re: #106 Kragar

Call me crazy, but I prefer someone who knows what they’re doing.

Yeah, but that’s for people who are confident in their sexuality. We’re talking about conservative men here. The only action they get is what they pay for. I’d say it’s probably a very good reason they place such a premium on female virginity.

115 Kragar  Mar 26, 2014 3:13:18pm

re: #109 GeneJockey

Exactly!

Which rules out most Conservatives in that department.

116 GeneJockey  Mar 26, 2014 3:14:34pm

re: #115 Kragar

Which rules out most Conservatives in that department.

A non-selfish approach also helps, which further rules them out.

117 Kragar  Mar 26, 2014 3:16:10pm

re: #116 GeneJockey

A non-selfish approach also helps, which further rules them out.

Have you heard about Conservative foreplay?

“Brace yourself!”

—-

A conservative couple is having sex when the man stops and asks “Are you okay?”

“Why?” she asks.

“You moved.”

118 darthstar  Mar 26, 2014 3:16:59pm
119 RealityBasedSteve  Mar 26, 2014 3:17:12pm

re: #116 GeneJockey

A non-selfish approach also helps, which further rules them out.

What do you mean I have to GIVE you an orgasm??? What are you, just a Moocher? We both started at the same time, I’m satisfied, if you’re not, it must be a failing on your part, not mine. Now go get me a sandwich

RBS

120 GeneJockey  Mar 26, 2014 3:17:21pm

re: #117 Kragar

Have you heard about Conservative foreplay?

“Brace yourself!”

—-

A conservative couple is having sex when the man stops and asks “Are you okay?”

“Why?” she asks?

“You moved.”

Then there’s Australian foreplay: “You awake?” (As told to me by an Aussie coworker).

121 dog philosopher  Mar 26, 2014 3:17:47pm

re: #110 Kragar

Makes me wonder just what kind of bars Hannity’s been frequenting.

hannity needs two double scotches just to get the stick out of his ass after work

122 HappyWarrior  Mar 26, 2014 3:18:08pm

re: #108 darthstar

Probably the best thing that ever happened to her…or her parents.

Maybe but the poor girl has friends at the school. It sucks because I really don’t think there’s much that can be done to this school as it’s a private school but man you just feel for the girl. Nice bunch of people running that school. Punishing a little girl for her hair style.

123 GeneJockey  Mar 26, 2014 3:18:58pm

re: #121 dog philosopher

hannity needs two double scotches just to get the stick out of his ass after work

Almost the direct opposite of the kind of bar I was thinking of.

124 Gus 802  Mar 26, 2014 3:19:09pm

Here we go again. The far-left and the hawkish-right is freaking out about Obama’s speech.

125 HappyWarrior  Mar 26, 2014 3:19:54pm

re: #124 Gus

Here we go again. The far-left and the hawkish-right is freaking out about Obama’s speech.

On cue, I’ll take my check please.

126 Killgore Trout  Mar 26, 2014 3:21:41pm

Fake North Korea News Watch: Haircut Edition

Like most news out of the brutally repressive dictatorship/global meme generator, it should be treated with some skepticism and is already being picked apart to some extent. The sourcing is pretty thin, and NK News quotes some recent visitors to Pyongyang who don’t recall seeing people with unusual haircuts.

….
it’s true that the North Korean state discourages long hair, and this has been known for a while. But enforcement of these rules seems to be pretty lax and it seems extremely unlikely that every man in the country is now walking around with an imitation of Kim Jong-un’s Macklemore-ish side-shaved do. (Though, to be fair, it would probably be a step up from his dad’s famous bouffant.)

In other news, North Korea fired some medium-range ballistic missiles on Wednesday.

127 ObserverArt  Mar 26, 2014 3:22:01pm

re: #76 Kragar

Here is the new theme song for Sarah Palin’s show.

[Embedded content]

They make Nickelback seem like the Rolling Stones

Damn, they had every ‘merica cliche in that video, ‘cept for loose pig balls!

128 Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 26, 2014 3:22:08pm

re: #76 Kragar

Here is the new theme song for Sarah Palin’s show.

[Embedded content]

They make Nickelback seem like the Rolling Stones

“Madison Rising”, the band that got laughed at while performing the national anthem at Daytona last month.

129 Killgore Trout  Mar 26, 2014 3:22:25pm

re: #124 Gus

Here we go again. The far-left and the hawkish-right is freaking out about Obama’s speech.

How was it? I missed it earlier.

130 Gus 802  Mar 26, 2014 3:22:27pm

re: #125 HappyWarrior

On cue, I’ll take my check please.

We should just surrender now…

America has been cancelled.

131 Gus 802  Mar 26, 2014 3:23:09pm

re: #129 Killgore Trout

How was it? I missed it earlier.

On Twitter. It’s still the warm-up act.

132 Gus 802  Mar 26, 2014 3:23:31pm

re: #129 Killgore Trout

How was it? I missed it earlier.

One bit of the outrageous outrage.

133 thedopefishlives  Mar 26, 2014 3:23:34pm

re: #131 Gus

On Twitter. It’s still the warm-up act.

I think he meant the speech.

134 Gus 802  Mar 26, 2014 3:25:01pm

Another idiot. Related. RT…

135 Gus 802  Mar 26, 2014 3:25:45pm

re: #133 thedopefishlives

I think he meant the speech.

Oh, that’s well over.

136 Killgore Trout  Mar 26, 2014 3:26:19pm

re: #132 Gus

One bit of the outrageous outrage.

[Embedded content]

lol

137 dog philosopher  Mar 26, 2014 3:27:22pm

re: #126 Killgore Trout

Fake North Korea News Watch: Haircut Edition

As far back as 2005, the country’s state-run media launched a campaign titled “Let us trim our hair in accordance with Socialist lifestyle,” which apparently argued that long hair “consumes a great deal of nutrition” and could hinder intellectual development.

139 Gus 802  Mar 26, 2014 3:28:48pm

re: #136 Killgore Trout

lol

Pretty much. Someone needs to show me where the USA annexed Iraq. I’ll wait.

140 Gus 802  Mar 26, 2014 3:29:02pm

Big Oil conspiracy theories don’t count.

141 thedopefishlives  Mar 26, 2014 3:29:17pm

re: #139 Gus

Pretty much. Someone needs to show me where the USA annexed Iraq. I’ll wait.

Umm, umm, umm… BENGHAZI!!!!

142 Killgore Trout  Mar 26, 2014 3:29:26pm

re: #137 dog philosopher

As far back as 2005, the country’s state-run media launched a campaign titled “Let us trim our hair in accordance with Socialist lifestyle,” which apparently argued that long hair “consumes a great deal of nutrition” and could hinder intellectual development.

Einstein’s crew cut is proof!

143 Gus 802  Mar 26, 2014 3:29:30pm

Here’s the quote that disturbed the moonbats:

Moreover, Russia has pointed to America’s decision to go into Iraq as an example of Western hypocrisy. Now, it is true that the Iraq war was a subject of vigorous debate, not just around the world but in the United States, as well. I participated in that debate, and I opposed our military intervention there.

But even in Iraq, America sought to work within the international system. We did not claim or annex Iraq’s territory. We did not grab its resources for our own gain. Instead, we ended our war and left Iraq to its people in a fully sovereign Iraqi state that can make decisions about its own future.

144 Killgore Trout  Mar 26, 2014 3:30:52pm

re: #139 Gus

Pretty much. Someone needs to show me where the USA annexed Iraq. I’ll wait.

The history of the Iraq war was successfully revised quite some time ago.

145 dog philosopher  Mar 26, 2014 3:33:16pm

re: #143 Gus

Here’s the quote that disturbed the moonbats:

in Iraq, America sought to work within the international system

yah i don’t know if i really agree with that…

146 Gus 802  Mar 26, 2014 3:33:17pm

re: #144 Killgore Trout

The history of the Iraq war was successfully revised quite some time ago.

Iraq’s been dealing with Iran for some time now. Including military cooperation in some places. Iraq is also making arms deals with Russia. They still rely on the USA for help in quashing terrorist elements that remain in Iraq. The sectarian violence of course continues between Sunni and Shia which is the leading cause of violent death there.

147 Gus 802  Mar 26, 2014 3:33:35pm

re: #145 dog philosopher

yah i don’t know if i really agree with that…

Impeach!

148 EPR-radar  Mar 26, 2014 3:33:49pm

re: #132 Gus

Comparing body counts in Iraq and in the Crimea, as was done downstairs, is a particularly bone-headed move.

Does the surrender of the Crimea by the Ukrainians somehow make what Russia did legal simply because there was no warfare involved?

149 Killgore Trout  Mar 26, 2014 3:42:39pm

re: #148 EPR-radar

Comparing body counts in Iraq and in the Crimea, as was done downstairs, is a particularly bone-headed move.

Does the surrender of the Crimea by the Ukrainians somehow make what Russia did legal simply because there was no warfare involved?

It also ignores the death toll in Iraq before and after the invasion. The Iraq war was actually slightly more peaceful than Saddam’s reign.

150 Fairly Sure I'm Still Obdicut  Mar 26, 2014 3:52:57pm

re: #149 Killgore Trout

It also ignores the death toll in Iraq before and after the invasion. The Iraq war was actually slightly more peaceful than Saddam’s reign.

There might be some way you can skullfuck statistics to make this true, but it’s a pretty nutso claim by any reasonable standards. I mean, I guess if you count Iraqi deaths from the Iraq-Iran war or something.

But obviously, when we invaded Iraq, a lot of people died. Pretending we improved the situation vis-a-vis people dying is buffoonish in the extreme.

151 DKoch  Mar 26, 2014 4:12:34pm

re: #143 Gus

If that’s the quote freaking out the wingers, what is the quote freaking out the emoprogs?

152 DKoch  Mar 26, 2014 4:17:55pm

re: #138 Killgore Trout

dude, seriously, DKos “community” can be statistically proven to be a joke that is completely disconnected from actual progressives who show up and cast votes.


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