New LGF Pages Feature: Attach a ‘Meta Image’ to Your Post

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Our free high-powered blogging system for registered users has a new feature today! To make sharing your LGF Pages on Twitter, Facebook, and Google+ more interesting and appealing, we now let you upload an image (called the “Meta Image” because you don’t actually see it in the post here at LGF) that will be automatically recognized by sharing services when anyone tweets a link to your Page. Here’s what a meta image looks like in an embedded tweet, for a video I posted yesterday:

Pretty cool, eh? To upload an image from your computer for the meta image, all you have to do is drag and drop the image file onto the “Upload Meta Image” button in the LGF Pages editing window. On mobile devices, when you tap the button it prompts you for an image from your camera library.

Here’s what the new Meta Image button looks like in Mac OS:

In the screenshot above, the meta image has already been uploaded, so you see a blue link with a check box for it. If you click that link, the image pops up for viewing.

Note that the LGF Pages editing window automagically picks a meta image on some sites like YouTube or Vimeo, or if you include an image in your post, but you can change it to something else if you want.

If there’s already a meta image attached to the post and you decide you don’t want one after all, just uncheck the box before submitting the post.

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153 comments

1 freetoken  Apr 21, 2014 3:47:29pm

Meta-neat!

2 Targetpractice  Apr 21, 2014 3:50:38pm

“Where does he get those wonderful toys?”

3 Gus  Apr 21, 2014 3:57:32pm

Hey Charles. I noticed that sometimes the Tweets get cut off. When I reload the page they show up. Firefox 28.

4 Charles Johnson  Apr 21, 2014 3:58:47pm

re: #3 Gus

Hey Charles. I noticed that sometimes the Tweets get cut off. When I reload the page they show up. Firefox 28.

Yeah, Firefox bug. It’s not properly resizing the iframe after the Twitter embed code runs. Can’t do anything about it, unfortunately.

5 Gus  Apr 21, 2014 4:04:39pm

re: #4 Charles Johnson

Yeah, Firefox bug. It’s not properly resizing the iframe after the Twitter embed code runs. Can’t do anything about it, unfortunately.

Roger. Copy. Over. I seem to have attracted Jim Treacher’s attention. He just called you “Chuck.” They’re so goofy about that.

6 wrenchwench  Apr 21, 2014 4:07:04pm

Terrorist fist bump!

7 Charles Johnson  Apr 21, 2014 4:08:48pm

re: #5 Gus

Roger. Copy. Over. I seem to have attracted Jim Treacher’s attention. He just called you “Chuck.” They’re so goofy about that.

It’s a devastating insult. The pain it causes me is beyond belief.

8 Gus  Apr 21, 2014 4:09:58pm

re: #7 Charles Johnson

It’s a devastating insult. The pain it causes me is beyond belief.

It’s like someone calling me Gus the Pus. In 3rd grade. :D

9 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 21, 2014 4:10:49pm
10 Lidane  Apr 21, 2014 4:10:52pm

Crossing the streams:

11 Gus  Apr 21, 2014 4:12:09pm

Also. Once again.

12 dog philosopher  Apr 21, 2014 4:15:33pm

me so meta meta

13 Gus  Apr 21, 2014 4:15:41pm

re: #10 Lidane

Crossing the streams:

[Embedded content]

Brilliant!

14 Targetpractice  Apr 21, 2014 4:16:10pm

re: #11 Gus

Also. Once again.

[Embedded image]

All glory to the Hypnodouchebag.

15 thedopefishlives  Apr 21, 2014 4:17:36pm

re: #11 Gus

Also. Once again.

[Embedded image]

What did the Hypnowald say now?

16 Kragar  Apr 21, 2014 4:18:08pm

And just as I prepare to leave, I get the word the police have shutdown the bridge off base, meaning if I left now, I would sit in traffic for 2 hours.

So I’ll chill here, bill my company for over time and leave when traffic clears out.

17 Gus  Apr 21, 2014 4:18:20pm

re: #15 thedopefishlives

What did the Hypnowald say now?

Nothing. Or nothing that I noticed. He’s like a tree falling in the forest.

18 thedopefishlives  Apr 21, 2014 4:21:55pm

re: #17 Gus

Nothing. Or nothing that I noticed. He’s like a tree falling in the forest.

How dare you not devote your every waking moment to the Hypnowald. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOWALD.

19 blueraven  Apr 21, 2014 4:22:47pm

Fox News poll question

26. How often do you think Barack Obama lies to the country on important matters?

seriously?

Shouldn’t the question be

Do you think Barack Obama lies to the country on important matters?

I don’t see any “past trend” data on that question, so I wonder if they ever asked that about George Bush?

20 Targetpractice  Apr 21, 2014 4:23:24pm

re: #10 Lidane

Crossing the streams:

[Embedded content]

I now so badly want to see Obama, on the way out of office, just to the press and say “Oh yeah, and by the way, I really was born in Kenya.” You’d be able to see the head explosions from orbit.

21 Gus  Apr 21, 2014 4:23:35pm

Speaking of douchecanoes.

22 thedopefishlives  Apr 21, 2014 4:24:23pm

re: #21 Gus

Wow. How does that guy even leave his house in the morning with that massively inflated head.

23 thedopefishlives  Apr 21, 2014 4:25:49pm

Just as a point of interest: It is only valid to say that you are smarter than someone if, in fact, there is some kind of qualitative or quantitative evidence that you are smarter than said someone.

24 dog philosopher  Apr 21, 2014 4:26:58pm

re: #19 blueraven

Fox News poll question

seriously?

Shouldn’t the question be

Do you think Barack Obama lies to the country on important matters?

I don’t see any “past trend” data on that question, so I wonder if they ever asked that about George Bush?

“how often do you think ronald reagan understood what he was saying?”

“how many of the reasons given by the bush administration to go to war in iraq were actually true? any?”

25 Gus  Apr 21, 2014 4:28:00pm

re: #22 thedopefishlives

Wow. How does that guy even leave his house in the morning with that massively inflated head.

RT’d by the now infamous genius Cheri Jacobus. I decided to let him have the last word. Because I’m smarter than he is. :D

26 Gus  Apr 21, 2014 4:28:48pm
27 Bubblehead II  Apr 21, 2014 4:29:44pm

re: #11 Gus

OK, I know I asked you to do that photoshop. Now can you add the animation (eyes pulsing and the annoying drone?)

Please? Purty please?

28 Gus  Apr 21, 2014 4:30:34pm

re: #27 Bubblehead II

OK, I know I asked you to do that photoshop. Now can you add the animation (eyes pulsing and the annoying drone?)

Please? Purty please?

Sound? Not sure if I can do that. GIF would take a bit of time. Let me look into it but not now. :D

29 blueraven  Apr 21, 2014 4:31:08pm

re: #19 blueraven

Fox News poll question

seriously?

Shouldn’t the question be

Do you think Barack Obama lies to the country on important matters?

I don’t see any “past trend” data on that question, so I wonder if they ever asked that about George Bush?

then the next entry

Changing topics…
27.
In deciding your vote for Congress this year, will the candidate’s position on the 2010
health care law, also known as Obamacare, be:

The single most important factor
One of several important factors
A minor factor
Not a factor at all
(Don’t know)

Isn’t that blatant push polling? Establish Obama is a liar then go straight to Obamacare?

WTF?

30 Bubblehead II  Apr 21, 2014 4:34:37pm

re: #28 Gus

Sound? Not sure if I can do that. GIF would take a bit of time. Let me look into it but not now. :D

Thanks. If you can get it down, Tweet it to the sob’s followers. Hypnowad needs to be seriously mocked.

31 jaunte  Apr 21, 2014 4:34:48pm

re: #21 Gus

Speaking of douchecanoes.

[Embedded image]

He writes for the Daily Caller, so yes, douchecanoe.

32 thedopefishlives  Apr 21, 2014 4:38:18pm

re: #31 jaunte

He writes for the Daily Caller, so yes, douchecanoe.

We need a douchecanoe scale. At the top, of course, Glenn Greenwald, the greatest douchecanoe of all. But who would be at the bottom?

33 Lancelot Link  Apr 21, 2014 4:38:57pm

re: #29 blueraven

Push polling? Never!
//

Youtube Video

34 dog philosopher  Apr 21, 2014 4:41:35pm

re: #29 blueraven

then the next entry

Isn’t that blatant push polling? Establish Obama is a liar then go straight to Obamacare?

WTF?

and yet there is nothing they can do to get republican candidates to poll anywhere close to the fearsome hillary

how does that square with the obamacare result?

35 Varek Raith  Apr 21, 2014 4:42:19pm

re: #19 blueraven

Fox News poll question

seriously?

Shouldn’t the question be

Do you think Barack Obama lies to the country on important matters?

I don’t see any “past trend” data on that question, so I wonder if they ever asked that about George Bush?

Just how much was Benghazi Obama’s Fault?

36 dog philosopher  Apr 21, 2014 4:43:59pm

re: #35 Varek Raith

Just how much was Benghazi Obama’s Fault?

“how soon do you think the economy will collapse because the fed is printing money and force you to shoot brown people with your assault rifle?”

37 Killgore Trout  Apr 21, 2014 4:44:01pm

A Practical Philosophy Reading List

Whatever problem you’re facing right now, someone else probably already went through it. And their advice and wisdom comes down to us through philosophy. It was jotted down by slaves and poets and emperors and politicians and soldiers and ordinary men and women to help with their own problems and with the problems of their friends, family and followers. This wisdom is there, available to us.

38 Varek Raith  Apr 21, 2014 4:44:38pm

re: #21 Gus

Speaking of douchecanoes.

[Embedded image]

Youtube Video

39 b_sharp  Apr 21, 2014 4:44:43pm

Harrumph.

I’m still trying to figure out metaphysics and now you want me to figure out metapictures?

40 EPR-radar  Apr 21, 2014 4:46:30pm

re: #29 blueraven

This and worse is SOP for ‘Fox News’. I’m still amazed they can get away with routinely putting a (D) after the name of any GOP figure that gets caught up in a scandal.

41 Gus  Apr 21, 2014 4:48:30pm

re: #38 Varek Raith

[Embedded content]

Larger

I’d Tweet that to him but you know. Sleeping dogs and all that.

42 Varek Raith  Apr 21, 2014 4:48:55pm

re: #41 Gus

I’d Tweet that to him but you know. Sleeping dogs and all that.

Youtube Video

43 freetoken  Apr 21, 2014 4:51:06pm

re: #37 Killgore Trout

A Practical Philosophy Reading List

They left Frank off the list.

44 jaunte  Apr 21, 2014 4:51:34pm

45 Gus  Apr 21, 2014 4:52:08pm

Check out the second link…

They’re so CRAZY.

46 Varek Raith  Apr 21, 2014 4:52:34pm

re: #45 Gus

Check out the second link…

They’re so CRAZY.

You’re famous!

47 thedopefishlives  Apr 21, 2014 4:52:36pm

re: #45 Gus

Check out the second link…

They’re so CRAZY.

What in the living hell.

48 Varek Raith  Apr 21, 2014 4:53:45pm

Seriously, though, WTF.

49 jaunte  Apr 21, 2014 4:54:35pm

re: #45 Gus

The Obsessed.

50 The Awkward Guy  Apr 21, 2014 4:54:55pm

Ukrainian nazis? That’s a new one.

51 Gus  Apr 21, 2014 4:55:22pm

re: #47 thedopefishlives

What in the living hell.

re: #48 Varek Raith

Seriously, though, WTF.

re: #49 jaunte

The Obsessed.

All of the above. Happens once in a while. I’ll search something unique to LGF and they’re always there. They’re so CRAZY.

52 Varek Raith  Apr 21, 2014 4:56:07pm

KNEEL BEFORE HYPNOWALD

53 Gus  Apr 21, 2014 4:57:26pm
54 jaunte  Apr 21, 2014 4:58:24pm

Hah!
Bob Cesca:

Snowden-Putin Truthers? Okay, here’s the thing. If you’re an ACLU adviser for a man who said he could wiretap the president; who thinks NSA is watching everything we do and which has sensors in our pockets; a man who used pillows and soy sauce dribblings to flummox NSA eavesdropping — if you’re on this man’s team, you don’t get to accuse others of being 9/11-style conspiracy theory “Truthers.” For the last 10 months, Snowden, his media flacks and his followers have displayed Alex Jones style appetites for wild conspiracy theory mongering. Questioning Snowden’s association with Russia doesn’t even come close.
thedailybanter.com

55 thedopefishlives  Apr 21, 2014 4:58:28pm

re: #50 The Awkward Guy

Ukrainian nazis? That’s a new one.

I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but Ukraine and Nazis do have a bit of an unsavory association, historically. That being said, thinking that LGF would have anything to do with Ukrainian Nazis is, of course, weapons-grade batshit crazy.

56 Gus  Apr 21, 2014 4:58:58pm
57 wrenchwench  Apr 21, 2014 5:01:38pm

re: #45 Gus

Check out the second link…

They’re so CRAZY.

I only got one link. WHAT ARE THEY HIDING!?!!??

If it was the stalkers, that’s all I need to know.

58 Gus  Apr 21, 2014 5:02:04pm

re: #55 thedopefishlives

I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but Ukraine and Nazis do have a bit of an unsavory association, historically. That being said, thinking that LGF would have anything to do with Ukrainian Nazis is, of course, weapons-grade batshit crazy.

I have no idea what they’re talking about and won’t click on that link. They’re always saying crazy shit like that. McCain and other Republicans are in full support of the Ukrainian people.

59 dog philosopher  Apr 21, 2014 5:02:41pm

Debian has been forked many times but is not affiliated with its derivatives.

i promise not to tell a soul

60 thedopefishlives  Apr 21, 2014 5:02:50pm

re: #58 Gus

I have no idea what they’re talking about and won’t click on that link. They’re always saying crazy shit like that. McCain and other Republicans are in full support of the Ukrainian people.

There are some sites whose bits I refuse to allow to pollute my home network. Theirs is absolutely one of them.

61 Gus  Apr 21, 2014 5:02:51pm

For RTing fun.

62 Gus  Apr 21, 2014 5:03:25pm

re: #57 wrenchwench

I only got one link. WHAT ARE THEY HIDING!?!!??

If it was the stalkers, that’s all I need to know.

Interesting. Maybe you’re using filtering software. :D

63 Timothy Watson  Apr 21, 2014 5:03:35pm

re: #56 Gus

[Embedded content]

Christ, imagine if Obama had his photo taken on Air Force One wearing sweatpants.

64 Gus  Apr 21, 2014 5:04:03pm
65 Timothy Watson  Apr 21, 2014 5:04:23pm

re: #61 Gus

Rover? Was Karl Rove also involved?

66 Gus  Apr 21, 2014 5:05:50pm

re: #63 Timothy Watson

Christ, imagine if Obama had his photo taken on Air Force One wearing sweatpants.

If Reagan was around today I imagine we’d be seeing an awful lot of this. Not that it really matters to the rest of us. But to them anything Obama leads to a meltdown. Weird obsession to carry around all day.

67 jaunte  Apr 21, 2014 5:06:07pm
68 Varek Raith  Apr 21, 2014 5:06:24pm

re: #61 Gus

For RTing fun.

[Embedded content]

Why is he picking a fight with TBogg?
He’s completely over matched for Jim.
XD

69 Gus  Apr 21, 2014 5:08:11pm

re: #68 Varek Raith

Why is he picking a fight with TBogg?
He’s completely over matched for Jim.
XD

This set him off.

70 CuriousLurker  Apr 21, 2014 5:08:56pm

Excellent new feature. Thanks, Charles,

If anyone’s interested in some videos on Afghanistan, I just found 3 full-length documentaries that look good (I’ve only watched 5-10 minutes of each).

NatGeo: Lost Treasures of Afghanistan (2006)
Pretty upbeat, presents Afghans as people you can relate on a level beyond that of wretched victims and/or vicious fanatics and/or corrupt politicians.

Youtube Video

BBC: Addiction - Afghanistan’s Secret Shame (2013)
The addiction is brutal.

Youtube Video

Afghanistan: Outside The Wire (2010)
Produced by CPAC (a Canadian TV channel, not the conservative American PAC). Military journalist & writer dress as Afghans and head into Taliban country with camcorders.

Youtube Video

Apparently, the same guy has since done a follow-up documentary (in 2013) called “Afghanistan: Outside the Wire — End Game”, which you can view in full at the CPAC site:

Afghanistan: Outside the Wire - End Game, a new documentary reflecting on Canada’s 12-year mission in that country. As the Canadian military operation winds down, journalists Scott Taylor and David Pugliese venture outside the protected NATO compounds - outside the wire - to assess Canada’s contributions in Afghanistan and contemplate the country’s future.

cpac.ca

I’m embarrased that didn’t realize until I began watching this how much blood & treasure the Canadians contributed to this effort.

71 CuriousLurker  Apr 21, 2014 5:09:47pm

re: #70 CuriousLurker

P.S. I would’ve made it a Page, but there’s not telling when/if some of the videos might get pulled down.

72 Gus  Apr 21, 2014 5:10:55pm

OK… what’s a “meta image?”

73 Varek Raith  Apr 21, 2014 5:11:32pm

re: #69 Gus

This set him off.

[Embedded content]

IT WAS THE SECRET SERVICE!
/
I remember that incident.

74 thedopefishlives  Apr 21, 2014 5:11:57pm

re: #73 Varek Raith

IT WAS THE SECRET SERVICE!
/
I remember that incident.

I don’t, but I don’t pay attention to a lot of the stuff that lives on the fringes of the Interwebs.

75 palomino  Apr 21, 2014 5:12:22pm

Red States in the South watch more gay male porn than blue states. No exceptions. You’ll actually have to read the first paragraph of the article in order to “discover” this fact.

pornhub.com, the third-largest porn site in the US and 51st largest site overall according to Alexa, made a bit of a stir last month when it found that every single Southern state searched more for gay male porn (as a share of total searches) than the states where gay marriage is legal

76 jaunte  Apr 21, 2014 5:13:31pm

<meta property=”og:image” content=”url to image” />

77 Varek Raith  Apr 21, 2014 5:13:46pm

re: #74 thedopefishlives

I don’t, but I don’t pay attention to a lot of the stuff that lives on the fringes of the Interwebs.

mediamatters.org

78 RealityBasedSteve  Apr 21, 2014 5:16:00pm

re: #75 palomino

Red States in the South watch more gay male porn than blue states. No exceptions. You’ll actually have to read the first paragraph of the article in order to “discover” this fact.

Pornhub has articles????

RBS

79 aagcobb  Apr 21, 2014 5:17:19pm

re: #75 palomino

Red States in the South watch more gay male porn than blue states. No exceptions. You’ll actually have to read the first paragraph of the article in order to “discover” this fact.

But strangely, blue states watch more total porn.

80 CuriousLurker  Apr 21, 2014 5:17:38pm

re: #72 Gus

OK… what’s a “meta image?”

*clears throat, points at article*

To make sharing your LGF Pages on Twitter, Facebook, and Google+ more interesting and appealing, we now let you upload an image (called the “Meta Image” because you don’t actually see it in the post here at LGF) that will be automatically recognized by sharing services when anyone tweets a link to your Page.

Heh.

81 Gus  Apr 21, 2014 5:18:38pm

re: #80 CuriousLurker

*clears throat, points at article*

Heh.

Oh, right, right. Like the ol’ Twitter thumbnail.

82 jaunte  Apr 21, 2014 5:18:40pm

re: #79 aagcobb

But strangely, blue states watch more total porn.

Rule 34

83 PhillyPretzel  Apr 21, 2014 5:18:45pm

re: #80 CuriousLurker

Thanks. I had no idea what it was. Thank you Charles for making this blog the best. :)

84 goddamnedfrank  Apr 21, 2014 5:18:46pm

re: #75 palomino

Red States in the South watch more gay male porn than blue states. No exceptions. You’ll actually have to read the first paragraph of the article in order to “discover” this fact.

If true it’s not really surprising. Men attracted to men have better options outside of the closet in blue states and larger cities. It’s safer, there are more gay bars, apps like Grindr are more effective, etc. The South is still the Bible Belt, lots of religious and social pressure work to keep people in hiding. In most of those states there are no employment protections, gays can lose their jobs based on suspicion alone.

85 Timothy Watson  Apr 21, 2014 5:19:02pm

re: #75 palomino

Tracking the location of users, presumably based on IP addresses, is a very specious thing to do.

86 CuriousLurker  Apr 21, 2014 5:19:06pm

re: #81 Gus

Oh, right, right. Like the ol’ Twitter thumnail.

Eggzaktly.

87 FemNaziBitch  Apr 21, 2014 5:19:41pm

I had a busy day and my ankles hurt.

you?

88 FemNaziBitch  Apr 21, 2014 5:21:05pm
89 Stanley Sea  Apr 21, 2014 5:21:09pm

re: #56 Gus

[Embedded content]

1/2 the 80’s 1/2 just fucking gah.

90 Gus  Apr 21, 2014 5:21:13pm

91 goddamnedfrank  Apr 21, 2014 5:21:44pm

re: #79 aagcobb

But strangely, blue states watch more total porn.

Not sure that’s strange either. Blue states have more large cities, younger populations and probably proportionately more people sharing a single IP access point over wifi.

92 Political Atheist  Apr 21, 2014 5:21:50pm

re: #81 Gus

Hah, I was thinking why the hell do they call a thumbnail image “meta”?! Meta has that NSA tele PHONY thing going. ///

93 b_sharp  Apr 21, 2014 5:22:20pm

re: #86 CuriousLurker

Eggzaktly.

Crap, now the secret is out.

What’s next? Are you going to let the secret handshake out too?

94 jaunte  Apr 21, 2014 5:22:57pm

re: #90 Gus

Another Snowden confidante said he wanted the exchange to appear like he was criticizing Russia.

“He basically viewed the question as his first foray into criticizing Russia. He was genuinely surprised that in reasonable corridors it was seen as the opposite,” said Ben Wizner, the American Civil Liberties Union attorney who serves as a close adviser to Snowden.
thehill.com

95 FemNaziBitch  Apr 21, 2014 5:23:06pm

re: #91 goddamnedfrank

Not sure that’s strange either. Blue states have more large cities, younger populations and probably proportionately more people sharing a single IP access point over wifi.

better, faster, stronger internet connections?

96 PhillyPretzel  Apr 21, 2014 5:23:31pm

re: #93 b_sharp

Yes. And the secret password too. //

97 Charles Johnson  Apr 21, 2014 5:23:50pm

re: #92 Political Atheist

Hah, I was thinking why the hell do they call a thumbnail image “meta”?! Meta has that NSA tele PHONY thing going. ///

Well, it’s more than a thumbnail image actually - if you include a full-size image as the meta image, it will show up like the one in the post above - a nice large image with the link to your post below it.

98 freetoken  Apr 21, 2014 5:23:58pm

Drawing a line implying a linear function, like this:

Image: ingraham_porn.png

is a bit misleading.

The circles on that graph imply two sets, somewhat disparate, but easily identified.

If you drop that line, and instead look at two sets, you see the blue set’s “Pornhub pageviews per capita” doesn’t really change with “Percent voting for Obama”.

And, the average of the blue set is a bit higher than the red set, but the standard deviations overlap greatly.

I think it is pretty obvious that the average self-declared-by-voting “liberal” states have fewer reservations about viewing porn, but not by that much.

99 Flounder  Apr 21, 2014 5:24:13pm

re: #79 aagcobb

I just watch it for the articles.
/

100 wrenchwench  Apr 21, 2014 5:25:48pm
101 Gus  Apr 21, 2014 5:27:16pm

Testing an edited version.

102 Gus  Apr 21, 2014 5:27:58pm

Maybe not. I do haz hungry.

103 Gus  Apr 21, 2014 5:28:39pm
104 jaunte  Apr 21, 2014 5:29:30pm

Nevada range war: Western states move to take over federal land

In Salt Lake City Friday, representatives from Utah, Idaho, New Mexico, Arizona, Nevada, Wyoming, Oregon, and Washington met for a “Legislative Summit on the Transfer of Public Lands.”

“Those of us who live in the rural areas know how to take care of lands,” Montana state Sen. Jennifer Fielder said at a news conference. “We have to start managing these lands. It’s the right thing to do for our people, for our environment, for our economy and for our freedoms.”

……

“There is a distinct difference in the way federal agencies are managing the federal lands today,” Sen. Fielder said. “They used to do a good job, but they are hamstrung now with conflicting policies, politicized science*, and an extreme financial crisis at the national level. It makes it impossible for these federal agencies to manage the lands responsibly anymore.”

*focus group-approved codeword.

105 Gus  Apr 21, 2014 5:29:34pm

A bunny.

106 goddamnedfrank  Apr 21, 2014 5:30:07pm

re: #95 FemNaziBitch

better, faster, stronger internet connections?

Yeah, good point. Infrastructure matters. Dialup porno makes baby Jesus cry.

107 Kragar  Apr 21, 2014 5:30:51pm

re: #104 jaunte

Nevada range war: Western states move to take over federal land

……

*focus group-approved codeword.

And by take over by the State, they mean sell them out piece meal to the highest bidders.

108 Gus  Apr 21, 2014 5:31:33pm
109 jaunte  Apr 21, 2014 5:31:34pm

Las Vegas NV has managed its water use to be right at the top of the gallons per capita per day list.

110 Flounder  Apr 21, 2014 5:32:22pm

re: #105 Gus

daughter unit says “OMG I want a bunny for Christmas”

111 Charles Johnson  Apr 21, 2014 5:32:37pm

re: #102 Gus

Maybe not. I do haz hungry.

Twitter likes to cache those images and hang onto them for a long time, though, so it’s not easy to change the image they show in the tweet.

112 goddamnedfrank  Apr 21, 2014 5:32:43pm

re: #104 jaunte

Nevada range war: Western states move to take over federal land

……

*focus group-approved codeword.

I like how all those western lands representatives are white, and stupid.

113 Killgore Trout  Apr 21, 2014 5:33:07pm

re: #75 palomino

Red States in the South watch more gay male porn than blue states. No exceptions. You’ll actually have to read the first paragraph of the article in order to “discover” this fact.

I hate to complain about comment ratings but didn’t you downding me an hour ago for posting that exact same article?

114 Killgore Trout  Apr 21, 2014 5:33:47pm

re: #113 Killgore Trout

I hate to complain about comment ratings but didn’t you downding me an hour ago for posting that exact same article?

yup
littlegreenfootballs.com

115 Killgore Trout  Apr 21, 2014 5:35:59pm

lol

116 freetoken  Apr 21, 2014 5:36:14pm

The derp is still flowing abundantly on #bundy brigade. Farah and the droolies are milking it for all it$ worth.

117 Flounder  Apr 21, 2014 5:36:26pm

re: #114 Killgore Trout

Do as I say, not as I do. Good catch. Remember you are considered a “troll”

118 klys  Apr 21, 2014 5:36:42pm

re: #113 Killgore Trout

I hate to complain about comment ratings but didn’t you downding me an hour ago for posting that exact same article?

You know, hate to be pedantic and all that, but …that’s not the exact same article.

You could comment about it being a variation on a theme, or whatever.

I mean, you did read both articles, right?

119 Decatur Deb  Apr 21, 2014 5:37:05pm

re: #78 RealityBasedSteve

Pornhub has articles????

RBS

So does Playboy, to Jimmy Carter’s regret.

120 Gus  Apr 21, 2014 5:38:25pm

OK, OK. Everyone remain calm.

121 thedopefishlives  Apr 21, 2014 5:38:27pm

Oh Lord. It almost seems morally wrong to be breaking out the asbestos scale suits over porn.

122 Decatur Deb  Apr 21, 2014 5:39:32pm

Happy Homemaker Tip:

You don’t have to wash your cellphone on the Hot Wash/Hot Rinse setting. It gets just as clean on Cold/Cold. Hand dry only.

123 Gus  Apr 21, 2014 5:39:35pm
124 freetoken  Apr 21, 2014 5:39:48pm

Apparently Obama is going to send DRONES!! to Bundy’s ranch, or something.

125 thedopefishlives  Apr 21, 2014 5:41:18pm

126 GeneJockey  Apr 21, 2014 5:41:30pm

re: #123 Gus

Car pr0n.

[Embedded content]

That’s from when race cars were still, to quote Jeremy Clarkson, “bite-the-back-of-your-hand beautiful”

127 thedopefishlives  Apr 21, 2014 5:42:11pm

re: #123 Gus

Car pr0n.

[Embedded content]

Hello, Nurse.

[Swoons.]

128 Gus  Apr 21, 2014 5:42:41pm

re: #126 GeneJockey

That’s from when race cars were still, to quote Jeremy Clarkson, “bite-the-back-of-your-hand beautiful”

Very organic shapes.

129 Varek Raith  Apr 21, 2014 5:45:16pm

Spaceship pr0n.

130 palomino  Apr 21, 2014 5:45:39pm

re: #79 aagcobb

But strangely, blue states watch more total porn.

Right, that story just came out a few days ago. I assumed most people here were familiar with it by now.

Point is, those who would use THAT story to chastise the blue states or make some larger point about “sexual depravity” have conveniently ignored specific findings in such studies. This BS can be spun in many different directions, but to what end?

Red states and blue states both like looking at porn…it’s pretty much universal. Human beings like to eat, drink, and fuck (or at least imagine fucking). Pretty much true everywhere.

131 GeneJockey  Apr 21, 2014 5:45:50pm

re: #127 thedopefishlives

Hello, Nurse.

[Swoons.]

Imagine the sound of it revving.

132 wrenchwench  Apr 21, 2014 5:46:06pm

Later, lizards.

133 FemNaziBitch  Apr 21, 2014 5:46:36pm
134 Killgore Trout  Apr 21, 2014 5:47:04pm

re: #117 Flounder

Do as I say, not as I do. Good catch. Remember you are considered a “troll”

I can outrage with a single word!
/Potato

135 The Awkward Guy  Apr 21, 2014 5:47:29pm

Like a child.

136 FemNaziBitch  Apr 21, 2014 5:47:30pm

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137 thedopefishlives  Apr 21, 2014 5:47:56pm

re: #131 GeneJockey

Imagine the sound of it revving.

What does it even have in it? I’m a bit uncultured when it comes to foreign sports cars. An American big-block has a very distinctive sound that definitely gets my motor running, but the Lamborghinis that run around the lake up here don’t quite do it for me.

138 b_sharp  Apr 21, 2014 5:48:17pm

re: #133 FemNaziBitch

[Embedded content]

Looks like a Corvair.

139 FemNaziBitch  Apr 21, 2014 5:48:44pm
140 Gus  Apr 21, 2014 5:49:51pm

re: #138 b_sharp

Looks like a Corvair.

It does.

141 FemNaziBitch  Apr 21, 2014 5:50:04pm

142 Political Atheist  Apr 21, 2014 5:51:56pm

re: #133 FemNaziBitch

[Embedded content]

Whew! Looks like a ‘63 falcon that got a little wind tunnel treatment.

143 Decatur Deb  Apr 21, 2014 5:52:22pm

re: #134 Killgore Trout

I can outrage with a single word!
/Potato

Usul no longer needs the weirding module.

144 GeneJockey  Apr 21, 2014 5:53:14pm

re: #137 thedopefishlives

What does it even have in it? I’m a bit uncultured when it comes to foreign sports cars. An American big-block has a very distinctive sound that definitely gets my motor running, but the Lamborghinis that run around the lake up here don’t quite do it for me.

A V12, since it’s an Ferrari from when Enzo was still around.

145 Killgore Trout  Apr 21, 2014 5:56:42pm

Another great episode of Game of Thrones last night. I haven’t seen every episode and to plot is way too complicated but the characters and relationships are excellent. The female characters are exceptionally good and uniquely female. I also like how they don’t try to make characters likeable, they’re all kinda assholes just like real life.

146 FemNaziBitch  Apr 21, 2014 5:56:45pm
147 Kragar  Apr 21, 2014 5:57:09pm

So the bridge has been cleared, figure about 30-40 minutes for traffic to clear out and then I can head home.

148 FemNaziBitch  Apr 21, 2014 5:58:58pm
149 thedopefishlives  Apr 21, 2014 6:02:41pm

re: #144 GeneJockey

A V12, since it’s an Ferrari from when Enzo was still around.

I’d be interested to hear it. My experience with engines bigger than a V8 is extremely limited. The closest I’ve come to a bigger engine is a redneck friend of mine who had the V10 Dodge Ram. That didn’t last long.

150 GeneJockey  Apr 21, 2014 6:12:07pm

re: #149 thedopefishlives

I’d be interested to hear it. My experience with engines bigger than a V8 is extremely limited. The closest I’ve come to a bigger engine is a redneck friend of mine who had the V10 Dodge Ram. That didn’t last long.

The engine was only 4L, so not so much bigger as more numerous.

151 FemNaziBitch  Apr 21, 2014 6:12:37pm

bbl

152 thedopefishlives  Apr 21, 2014 6:15:06pm

re: #150 GeneJockey

The engine was only 4L, so not so much bigger as more numerous.

Bigger in cylinder count, since that’s what changes the frequency of the exhaust note. Inline and boxer 4’s, inline and V6’s, and V8’s of both crossplane and traditional varieties, yes; but the V10’s and V12’s are not motors with which I have had much acquaintance.

153 De Kolta Chair  Apr 22, 2014 7:37:32am

re: #6 wrenchwench

Terrorist fist bump!

[Embedded content]

If the president really was from Kenya, shouldn’t that be a clay court?


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