Meanwhile, Breitbart “News” is covering the vital issues of the day, from the bizarre parallel universe where they live:

UNITED STATES PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA BOWS TO JAPANESE ROBOT!!!!!

Again with the bowing thing. One of those distorted yet revealing right wing memes that refuses to die.

And wow. The comments.

This puke would bow to a picture of Mohamslice on a toilet seat, in fact I herd he got one in the white house. Course I got specialty 2 ply Mega Role Toilet Paper with Mohamslices picture printed on it.

That was the top one of more than 4000 when I loaded the page. Had to just stop right there.