I see that taking other people’s stuff is quite a humorous pastime for both man and animals alike in Russia.

Clippers lose: Amtrak AquaHydrate Carmax Kia Loanmart Lumber Liquidators Mercedes Benz Red Bull State Farm Virgin America Yokohama Tire

— Gus (@Gus_802) April 28, 2014

4:12PM: This is the tornado moving into Winston Co RT @markandertoncfd @NWSJacksonMS hwy 19 and hwy 25 pic.twitter.com/gvzUVpA1rJ

— NWS Jackson MS (@NWSJacksonMS) April 28, 2014

Corona is allegedly the last one. They’re evaluating…

re: #1 b.d.

I see that taking other people’s stuff is quite a humorous pastime for both man and animals alike in Russia.

Golden Retriever? More like Golden ReTHIEVer!Or Golden Receiver of Stolen Goods.
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Must be Putin’s dog.

re: #6 Kragar

Must be Putin’s dog.

It’s bigger than GWB’s Barney, after all

re: #6 Kragar

Must be Putin’s dog.

Car now repatriated.

re: #6 Kragar

Putin assures us that his dog was nowhere near car and it was an inside job by disgruntled local dog.

In America, Subject verbs Object. But in Putin’s Russia, Object verbs Subject!
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This Is The World’s Fastest Bike

No, that’s not a photo mistake.

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re: #9 jaunte

Putin assures us that his dog was nowhere near car and it was an inside job by disgruntled local dog.

And besides, the car was antisemitic.

re: #8 b.d.

Car now repatriated.

Obama deeply concerned

re: #9 jaunte

Putin assures us that his dog was nowhere near car and it was an inside job by disgruntled local dog.

[putin] THAT THIEVING DOG IS ONE OF THE SOCHI DOGS THAT I TRIED TO PUT DOWN BUT THE AMERICANS SAVED IT! [/putin]

If that dog has a thumb drive then Greenwald will be his agent.

re: #11 Killgore Trout

This Is The World’s Fastest Bike

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It’s a headline mistake.

The bike will be put to the test in May of 2015, and it is projected to break the current world record

Read more: businessinsider.com

MT of the Day @jakegoretzki Have you got your Guardian Compass yet? “Never lose your moral bearings again” pic.twitter.com/0no7RuEF1S

— John Rentoul (@JohnRentoul) April 28, 2014

re: #11 Killgore Trout

This Is The World’s Fastest Bike

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How well do you suppose it handles in crosswinds?

50 mummies discovered in #Egypt's Valley of the Kings http://t.co/GDqGANumJ5

— haaretz.com (@haaretzcom) April 28, 2014

re: #18 GeneJockey

How well do you suppose it handles in crosswinds?

Looks like it could roll sideways for miles

re: #18 GeneJockey

How well do you suppose it handles in crosswinds?

Like a billboard on toothpicks. Or a freshly caught tuna.

There goes Corona. All gone.

re: #17 Gus

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re: #11 Killgore Trout

This Is The World’s Fastest Bike

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Looks like a big dildo to me.

Louisville, MS: NOW #MSWx pic.twitter.com/17YOoCcYHd

— Shawn Reynolds (@WCL_Shawn) April 28, 2014

Tornado with debris signature in MS…this is a big one. pic.twitter.com/w9CjJK8DrA

— Todd Gutner (@ToddWBZ) April 28, 2014

So, shit’s fucked up in the midwest again. God, I sometimes feel sorry for those fuckers with their not-global-warming-affected severe weather. Anybody got a link to the appropriate Red Cross site? I want to send them some money to get the ball rolling.

And no, I don’t care if their congressmen voted against Sandy relief.

Tornado warning issued for Bond, Macoupin, Madison and Montgomery Counties in Illinois until 4:45 pm CT - @TWCBreaking
read more on weather.com

.@SenTedCruz: “before any further harm is done to our alliance with Israel, [Sec. Kerry] should offer President Obama his resignation”

— Catherine Frazier (@catblackfrazier) April 28, 2014

Hah! The beginning of the comment thread for this Breitbart article is hilarious: Pope Francis: ‘Inequality Is the Root of Social Evil’

Of course. It was inevitable that Cruz would show his ignorance, or at least cynical ideological BS.

Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, calls for Secretary of State John Kerry to resign over Israel apartheid comments - @DavidMDrucker
see original on twitter.com

RT @NBCNightlyNews Large wedge tornado on the ground near Louisville, Mississippi. via @weatherchannel pic.twitter.com/skhkVCAZlc

— NWS Jackson MS (@NWSJacksonMS) April 28, 2014

re: #24 darthstar

Looks like a big dildo to me.

Or a blue and white turd.

Tupelo.

TV newsguy evacuates Tupelo, Miss., newsroom ON THE AIR as tornado touches down. http://t.co/ijTnID1zSs via @YouTube

— Jim Roberts (@nycjim) April 28, 2014

re: #29 Charles Johnson

Hah! The beginning of the comment thread for this Breitbart article is hilarious: Pope Francis: ‘Inequality Is the Root of Social Evil’

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It sucks to be a moderator there…or maybe it’s an easy job. Just keep one hand on the delete button and the mouse pointing to the ‘Next>’ link.

re: #32 GeneJockey

It looks like an Antidepressant pill to me.

re: #35 The War TARDIS

It looks like an Antidepressant pill to me.

“I don’t know, Professor. That pill looks too big to swallow.”

“Then you’re in luck! It’s a suppository!”

The Tupelo TV station is still on the air but the server can’t handle all the traffic:

wtva.com

Massive radar hook on that tornado that just went through the Louisville MS area.

5:32 PM ET: Very dangerous situation for Louisville, #MS. Reports of debris being lofted into the sky. Storm is just south of city.

— Weather Underground (@wunderground) April 28, 2014

Louisville looks to get a double punch. Second potential tornado about to reach town. #mswx http://t.co/Jqmx2ekn7b

— ChaserTV (@ChaserTV) April 28, 2014

Heavy damage reported just south of Louisville around the Country Club!

— MHP STARKVILLE (@MHPTroopG) April 28, 2014

Pray for Louisville, MS. We watched a large tornado pass through the east side. Cars flipped, hospital heavily damage. Raining debris.

— GregNordstrom (@GregNordstrom) April 28, 2014

Viagra as a suppository. Talk to your doctor to see if it’s right for you.

This is the most tornadic activity I’ve seen in a long time!

Lauderdale Co. EMA reporting large tornado on the ground moving into Limestone County! #valleywx

— Jason Simpson (@simpsonwhnt) April 28, 2014

re: #28 jaunte

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Harm done to our alliance? It’s not as if the Israelis & Palestinians were on the cusp of a major breakthrough on the road to peace and we/Kerry screwed it up. Also, here’s a report released earlier this month by the Congressional Research Service (CRS) on U.S. Foreign Aid to Israel. Do any of those billions given over the decades count in our favor?

re: #44 CuriousLurker

Nope. One word by Kerry in a closed door meeting is a public release by the White House that totally negates everything we have ever done in Israel ever.

I need my pearls and my fainting couch now, please.

re: #44 CuriousLurker

Harm done to our alliance? It’s not as if the Israelis & Palestinians were on the cusp of a major breakthrough on the road to peace and we/Kerry screwed it up. Also, here’s a report released earlier this month by the Congressional Research Service (CRS) on U.S. Foreign Aid to Israel. Do any of those billions given over the decades count in our favor?

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It’s also not as if it weren’t true.

lolwut RT @SenTedCruz: Secretary Kerry should offer President Obama his resignation, and the President should accept it.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) April 28, 2014

re: #47 Charles Johnson

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Perhaps Cruz can explain how Israel can remain a Jewish state and a democracy with a non-Jewish majority without becoming an apartheid state.

BREAKING: A *SECOND* #tornado reported just SW of Louisville MS at 4:56pm CDT! pic.twitter.com/rfBbNRSDuX

— TWC Breaking (@TWCBreaking) April 28, 2014

re: #46 GeneJockey

It’s also not as if it weren’t true.

That too. I wonder why Olmert & Barak didn’t immediately resign from their positions when they said essentially the same thing?

re: #34 darthstar

It sucks to be a moderator there…or maybe it’s an easy job. Just keep one hand on the delete button and the mouse pointing to the ‘Next>’ link.

re: #29 Charles Johnson

Hah! The beginning of the comment thread for this Breitbart article is hilarious: Pope Francis: ‘Inequality Is the Root of Social Evil’

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Against better judgment, I’m browsing through the comments of that “article”. Note, have barf bag handy… Although there are glimmers of hope in there, most of it is unadulterated ipecac.

re: #50 CuriousLurker

That too. I wonder why Olmert & Barak didn’t immediately resign from their positions when they said essentially the same thing?

They must be antisemitic!!!
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Oh dear.

Boehner’s Tea Party Challenger Loses Job Over ‘Electile Dysfunction’ Ad

House Speaker John Boehner’s (R-OH) primary challenger has lost his job as an adjunct professor at a small Christian university in Cedarville, Ohio over an ad in which the challenger, J.D. Winteregg, said Boehner suffers from “electile dysfunction.”

Winteregg had been an adjunct professor at Cedarville University in Ohio over the past three years. He finished teaching his last class and, according to the university, is not scheduled to teach any future classes.

“Cedarville University does not engage in partisan politics and holds a high regard for displaying Christian values in the community,” the statement from Cedarville University said. “When faculty or staff members participate in political conversations, interviews, advertisements, or endorsements, they are doing so as individual citizens. Mr. Winteregg in his recent political campaign video did not represent the views or values of Cedarville University.”

re: #51 Teukka

Against better judgment, I’m browsing through the comments of that “article”. Note, have barf bag handy… Although there are glimmers of hope in there, most of it is unadulterated ipecac.

And those are the comments that Breitbart approved. Hell of a site, and a prefect legacy for Breitbart himself.

re: #53 Skip Intro

Oh dear.

Boehner’s Tea Party Challenger Loses Job Over ‘Electile Dysfunction’ Ad

I could be mistaken, but I’m somewhat sure that Mr. Winteregg was (or is) a Freeper. One of Speaker Boehner’s primary challengers is a Freeper, but I forgot who.

re: #55 Dr Lizardo

I could be mistaken, but I’m somewhat sure that Mr. Winteregg was (or is) a Freeper. One of Speaker Boehner’s primary challengers is a Freeper, but I forgot who.

I don’t know. His ad was actually cleaver and funny. Not Freeper level stuff at all.

Hmmm. Do I want to get into this Kerry controversy or not. Hmmm.

I’m not Kerry’s biggest fan, honestly, but I don’t see anything wrong with what he said. It seems self-evident that the only way to impose a one-state situation would be to institute something like apartheid. Maybe it was unusually blunt, but it wasn’t wrong, and people who are trying to push the idea of annexing the West Bank are nuts and should be marginalized — not the people like Kerry who are trying to stop them pushing things to a horrible place.

re: #57 Charles Johnson

It’s a lose-lose. Kerry could say “I like buttered toast” and the hate directed towards him wouldn’t be any less.

re: #57 Charles Johnson

Hmmm. Do I want to get into this Kerry controversy or not. Hmmm.

I’m not Kerry’s biggest fan, honestly, but I don’t see anything wrong with what he said. It seems self-evident that the only way to impose a one-state situation would be to institute something like apartheid. Maybe it was unusually blunt, but it wasn’t wrong, and people who are trying to push the idea of annexing the West Bank are nuts and should be marginalized — not the people like Kerry who are trying to stop them pushing things to a horrible place.

That comment fails to fit into the narrative of how Obama’s foreign policy is horrible and fucking everything up and will therefore be ignored.

Amtrak
AquaHydrate
Carmax
Corona
Kia
Loanmart
Lumber Liquidators
Mercedes Benz
Red Bull
Sprint
State Farm
Virgin America
Yokohama Tire

re: #56 Skip Intro

I don’t know. His ad was actually cleaver and funny. Not Freeper level stuff at all.

You’re right….it wasn’t Winteregg, it’s a fellow named Eric Gurr.

Athens, AL - Confirmed large #Tornado. Debris is in the air & there is no more major warning than a TORNADO EMERGENCY. Take cover. #alwx

— ChaserTV (@ChaserTV) April 28, 2014

5:07 PM: Radar confirms a tornado just southeast of Vicksburg. Likely just crossed MS Highway 27. #mswx

— NWS Jackson MS (@NWSJacksonMS) April 28, 2014

2nd tornado warned cell at Louisville right now. #mswx pic.twitter.com/kavfgbfAlh

— mike evans (@crabblers) April 28, 2014

re: #47 Charles Johnson

SenTedCruz: Secretary Kerry should

is that ted “please don’t forget me my career can’t be over already!!!!” cruz?

Alabama:

[509 PM] Tornado emergency for Athens, Cartwright, and Elkmont. Major damage reported in Limestone County! #HUNwx

— NWS Huntsville (@NWSHuntsville) April 28, 2014

re: #57 Charles Johnson

Hmmm. Do I want to get into this Kerry controversy or not. Hmmm.

I’m not Kerry’s biggest fan, honestly, but I don’t see anything wrong with what he said. It seems self-evident that the only way to impose a one-state situation would be to institute something like apartheid. Maybe it was unusually blunt, but it wasn’t wrong, and people who are trying to push the idea of annexing the West Bank are nuts and should be marginalized — not the people like Kerry who are trying to stop them pushing things to a horrible place.

“Secretary of State John Kerry Compares Israel to South African Apartheid State”
Katie Pavlich | Apr 28, 2014

Town Hall.

re: #60 Gus

Amtrak
AquaHydrate
Carmax
Corona
Kia
Loanmart
Lumber Liquidators
Mercedes Benz
Red Bull
Sprint
State Farm
Virgin America
Yokohama Tire

basically, any company with customers…

Particularly Dangerous Situation indeed.
:(

re: #57 Charles Johnson

Olmert to Haaretz: Two-state solution, or Israel is done for

If the day comes when the two-state solution collapses, and we face a South African-style struggle for equal voting rights (also for the Palestinians in the territories), then, as soon as that happens, the State of Israel is finished. —Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert, November 2007

haaretz.com

Barak: make peace with Palestinians or face apartheid

As long as in this territory west of the Jordan river there is only one political entity called Israel it is going to be either non-Jewish, or non-democratic,” Barak said. “If this bloc of millions of ­Palestinians cannot vote, that will be an apartheid state. —Israeli Defense Minister Ehud Barak, February 2010

theguardian.com

re: #68 CuriousLurker

Clearly anti-Semites.
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re: #66 dog philosopher

basically, any company with customers…

But has Red Wiggler - “The Cadillac of Worms” - abandoned the Clippers yet? Because if you’ve lost Red Wiggler, it’s game over, man.

re: #68 CuriousLurker

NOTE:

I did not click through and read the source documents before updinging that comment.

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Crazy cool picture from viewer Kate Kobe of St. Francis Xavier College Church. http://t.co/pBkFgEBctj #ksdkwx #stlwx pic.twitter.com/w6wPFd1EWt

— KSDK NewsChannel 5 (@ksdknews) April 28, 2014

@streetcrow Houston, we have lift off! pic.twitter.com/YcYZad3hZc

— Chrissy Lam (@clammeh) April 28, 2014

re: #71 wrenchwench

NOTE:

I did not click through and read the source documents before updinging that comment.

_/

Hahahahaha

re: #66 dog philosopher

basically, any company with customers…

Leaves out RadioShack!!

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re: #71 wrenchwench

NOTE:

I did not click through and read the source documents before updinging that comment.

_/

Bikes suck!

re: #69 Varek Raith

Clearly anti-Semites.
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Ehud Barak, who was killing terrorists while wearing high heels when Cruz was in diapers, making same point as Kerry: http://t.co/ili8rpScJY

— Zedd Rebel (@ZeddRebel) April 28, 2014

CSS hyphenation rocks. Just solved a problem in LGF's mobile version with it.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) April 28, 2014

In comment pages, if a username in the comment info area was really long, like “subterraneanhomesickalien,” for example, it would blow up the display in the mobile version. Neatly solved with CSS hyphenation.

re: #76 Varek Raith

Bikes suck!

So do you!

cuz ya got me

re: #78 Charles Johnson

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In comment pages, if a username in the comment info area was really long, like “subterraneanhomesickalien,” for example, it would blow up the display in the mobile version. Neatly solved with CSS hyphenation.

Now we can safely post in German.

re: #79 wrenchwench

So do you!

cuz ya got me

People that hate bikes are such TOOLS!

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ouch, indeed.

Ouch | Baseball size #hail reported in Elkmont, AL | #ALwx

— Shawn Reynolds (@WCL_Shawn) April 28, 2014

“@TRex21: Winston County, Louisville, Tupelo: all major damage. Winston Medical Center has taken heavy damage.”

— Kym Clark (@Kymon5) April 28, 2014

Stay safe out there.

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re: #82 Backwoods_Sleuth

ouch, indeed.

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Jesus! And people ask me how I can stand living where we get really big earthquakes every century or two.

My manmitts are too hammy for this little tablet.

NEW PIC: Shingles falling on MSU campus in Starkville, reportedly from Louisville #tornado [via @stricklinMSU] #MSwx pic.twitter.com/CNw3cMH4Hd

— Shawn Reynolds (@WCL_Shawn) April 28, 2014

Whoa |NEW PIC: #tornado debris falling on MSU campus in Starkville [viz @Zholder17] #MSwx pic.twitter.com/JZQlTsUOGX

— Shawn Reynolds (@WCL_Shawn) April 28, 2014

re: #88 Backwoods_Sleuth

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About 29 miles apart.

western Kentucky now.

Received two public reports of tornadoes with storm in eastern Fulton County KY…moving NE into Hickman County KY.

— NWS Paducah (@NWSPaducah) April 28, 2014

Winston county medical center, windows blown out, cars stacked on top of each other. pic.twitter.com/pDzquVUTEs

— David Kenney (@WLBT_DKenney) April 28, 2014

If North Carolina can outlaw sea level rising, can’t these states outlaw tornadoes, or just pretend they don’t exist?

People might start getting the idea that this “climate change” thing might real.

re: #92 Skip Intro

If North Carolina can outlaw sea level rising, can’t these states outlaw tornadoes, or just pretend they don’t exist?

People might start getting the idea that this “climate change” thing might real.

Saw this tweet earlier today.

The weather pattern in the US is stuck, one swirl in Plains, another offshore. Tornado outbreak in b/w. pic.twitter.com/ZTyx2eIz1b

— Andrew Freedman (@afreedma) April 28, 2014

re: #92 Skip Intro

If North Carolina can outlaw sea level rising, can’t these states outlaw tornadoes, or just pretend they don’t exist?

People might start getting the idea that this “climate change” thing might real.

Youtube Video

Either the rwnj will call to bocott the fleeing companies, or they will say they were forced by Obamao to drop sponsorship or be destroyed. Or both of them. And some other weird shit.

On the Plus side… looks like I’m in the “SLOT” between the two storm systems. The Paducah one is to my north, and the really severe one from earlier is passing south of me down by Nashville.

On the Minus side…. I was going to say that it was I had to do a factory reset on my tablet due to stupid, but you know, with the problems everybody else is having, I have to say I really don’t have a minus right now.

Stay safe, keep your heads down, and TAKE THE FREAKING WARNINGS SERIOUSLY!!!!

RBS

re: #57 Charles Johnson

Hmmm. Do I want to get into this Kerry controversy or not. Hmmm.

I’m not Kerry’s biggest fan, honestly, but I don’t see anything wrong with what he said. It seems self-evident that the only way to impose a one-state situation would be to institute something like apartheid. Maybe it was unusually blunt, but it wasn’t wrong, and people who are trying to push the idea of annexing the West Bank are nuts and should be marginalized — not the people like Kerry who are trying to stop them pushing things to a horrible place.

Dudebros are running with it.

Remember when totally non-apartheid Israel criminalized observance of the Nakba? http://t.co/CABQUJFoNb #NeverForget #p2 #tcot #BDS

— Blue DuPage (@BlueDuPage) April 28, 2014