Kremlin Accidentally Posted the Real Crimean Annexation Vote Results on their Site

Before Putin up the Really Real Result (wink, wink)
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The website of the “President of Russia’s Council on Civil Society and Human Rights” posted a blog that was quickly taken down as if it were toxic radioactive waste. According to the Council’s report about the March referendum to annex Crimea, the turnout was a maximum 30%. And of these, only half voted for annexation - meaning only 15 percent of Crimean citizens voted for annexation.

The fate of Crimea, therefore, was decided by the 15 percent of Crimeans, who voted in favor of unification with Russia (under the watchful eye of Kalashnikov-toting soldiers).

To make sure no one misses this:

Official Kremlin results: 97% for annexation, turnout 83 percent, and percent of Crimeans voting in favor 82%.

President’s Human Rights Council results: 50% for annexation, turnout 30%, percent of Crimeans voting in favor 15%.

Putin’s people pulled this “rather unfortunate” report from the President’s Human Rights Council website, but council member Svetlana Gannushkina talked about this subject on Kanal 24 (as reproduced on Ukrainian television), declaring that the Crimean vote “discredited Russia more than could be dreamed up by a foreign agent.”

More at Forbes

Putin’s Human Rights Council Accidentally Posts Real Crimean Election Results; Only 15% Voted For Annexation
by Paul Roderick Gregory

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78 comments
1 majii  May 6, 2014 12:59:11am

So, fudging the numbers, skewing polls, and cheating in elections aren’t only RW tactics used in the good ole USA

2 Rightwingconspirator  May 6, 2014 8:19:32am

Gotta show this to Olga, my Putinist neighbor from Ukraine.

3 philosophus invidius  May 6, 2014 8:48:02am

I would like to believe that this story is true, but it sounds a bit like an unsubstantiated rumor. What, did the author stumble upon the site? Does he even read Russian? If he heard about the poll from somewhere else, then from where?

4 philosophus invidius  May 6, 2014 8:54:58am

DailyKos suggests that this is the announcement:
president-sovet.ru

Translated:
translate.google.com

But all I see there is

The vast majority of inhabitants of Sevastopol voted in a referendum to join Russia (50-80% turnout), Crimea according to various sources for joining Russia voted 50-60% voter turnout with a total of 30-50%

5 A'isha  May 6, 2014 9:39:35am

re: #4 philosophus invidius

DailyKos suggests that this is the announcement:
president-sovet.ru

Translated:
translate.google.com

But all I see there is

That’s the right one. The “15%” is taking the lowest turnout in that range, 50%, and noting the lowest percentage of those who voted to join with Russia, 30%, to say that of all the people in Crimea who were eligible to participate in the referendum, only 15% wanted to be annexed by Russia.

At the very least, the turnout and vote result numbers in that report stand in stark contrast to Russia Today’s claim that voter turnout was 81.37% and that 95.7% of those who voted were for joining with Russia (which, using the same calculation used above, means that 77.87% of the people in Crimea eligible to participate in the referendum wanted to be annexed by Russia).

6 team_fukit  May 6, 2014 9:45:43am

I found this reprinted article from Pravda
in which an official alleges widespread fraud in the Crimean referrendum and another from Turkish Weekly that speaks of “irregularities.” There’s even a YouTube video of a foreign journalist voting with a Russian passport

7 Kragar  May 6, 2014 10:40:22am

So Putin had the Unskewedpolls guy count the votes for Crimea?

8 Kragar  May 6, 2014 10:41:42am

Breaking

9 Charles Johnson  May 6, 2014 10:42:54am

Any page that gets more than 500 hits on the tweet counter gets a promotion!

10 Kragar  May 6, 2014 10:43:16am
11 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 6, 2014 10:46:13am

re: #10 Kragar

[Embedded content]

Supposedly a special weapons/uranium enrichment facility.

fas.org

12 Pie-onist Overlord  May 6, 2014 10:47:19am
13 Kragar  May 6, 2014 10:48:07am

re: #11 Backwoods_Sleuth

Supposedly a special weapons/uranium enrichment facility.

fas.org

No word yet if its related, just reports of a major explosion near the city

14 Charles Johnson  May 6, 2014 10:49:47am

re: #12 Pie-onist Overlord

#TudorTrivia In 1536 William Tyndale was strangled and burnt at the stake for translating the #Bible into English.

And now American conservatives think the Bible was originally written in English.

15 Kragar  May 6, 2014 10:50:02am

Oh, its only an oil yard of some sort…
///

16 Charles Johnson  May 6, 2014 10:50:25am

Looks like it may be an accident at an oil storage facility.

17 HappyWarrior  May 6, 2014 10:51:50am

re: #14 Charles Johnson

And now American conservatives think the Bible was originally written in English.

You mean it wasn’t?//

18 lawhawk  May 6, 2014 10:53:54am

re: #8 Kragar

AP reporting via FARS that it was an explosion at a storage facility (but not indicating the kind) and many casualties are expected.

19 nines09  May 6, 2014 10:54:37am

re: #14 Charles Johnson

And he’s white with blue eyes. Oh and he hates “socialists” and is a venture capitalist. With an attitude.

20 Gus  May 6, 2014 10:55:11am

While discussing Benghazi remember the following.

• President Obama and the USA helped liberate Libya from dictator and terrorist Muammar al-Gaddafi.

• Use talking points like, “freedom isn’t free.”

• Use talking points like, “you’re either with us, or you’re with the terrorists.”

21 lawhawk  May 6, 2014 10:55:51am

If it’s an oil refinery, it could be here. And note that there are quite a few homes very close to the refinery, and the airport is a short distance away as well.

22 Gus  May 6, 2014 10:56:25am

re: #20 Gus

While discussing Benghazi remember the following.

• President Obama and the USA helped liberate Libya from dictator and terrorist Muammar al-Gaddafi.

• Use talking points like, “freedom isn’t free.”

• Use talking points like, “you’re either with us, or you’re with the terrorists.”

Commence outrage from Republicans. :D

23 HappyWarrior  May 6, 2014 10:56:43am

re: #19 nines09

And he’s white with blue eyes. Oh and he hates “socialists” and is a venture capitalist. With an attitude.

And he never went anywhere without his trusted assault rifle.

24 Skip Intro  May 6, 2014 10:56:45am

I bet you’ve all been wondering what this great example of a Second Amendment Hero has been up to.

The Chief and NRA Board Member The Pants Pooper really ought to move in together.

25 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 6, 2014 10:57:32am
26 HappyWarrior  May 6, 2014 10:58:26am

re: #24 Skip Intro

I bet you’ve all been wondering what this great example of a Second Amendment Hero has been up to.

[Embedded content]

The Chief and NRA Board Member The Pants Pooper really ought to move in together.

Yes, I’m sure the dictators of the world will be honored to meet the police chief who thinks he’s witty because he calls liberals, libtards.

27 Kragar  May 6, 2014 10:58:31am

re: #24 Skip Intro

28 nines09  May 6, 2014 10:58:46am

re: #24 Skip Intro

Nope. Not me. I knew he was still huffing glue. Whatever channel that POS is on will get a letter/email from me. Jerkoffs all.

29 Decatur Deb  May 6, 2014 10:59:45am

re: #24 Skip Intro

I bet you’ve all been wondering what this great example of a Second Amendment Hero has been up to.

[Embedded content]

The Chief and NRA Board Member The Pants Pooper really ought to move in together.


“to many complaints from libtards English teachers.”

30 Pie-onist Overlord  May 6, 2014 11:00:04am

HURR HURR!!!!!! ALL THEM LYNCHIN’S IS NOTHING COMPARED TO TEH HEALTHCARES!!!!!!!

31 Decatur Deb  May 6, 2014 11:00:45am

re: #27 Kragar

[Embedded content]

Can’t spell “coup” without “cop”.

32 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 6, 2014 11:01:10am

re: #24 Skip Intro

I bet you’ve all been wondering what this great example of a Second Amendment Hero has been up to.

[Embedded content]

The Chief and NRA Board Member The Pants Pooper really ought to move in together.

Why isn’t he at the Bundy Ranch?

33 wrenchwench  May 6, 2014 11:01:17am

re: #24 Skip Intro

I bet you’ve all been wondering what this great example of a Second Amendment Hero has been up to.

[Embedded content]

The Chief and NRA Board Member The Pants Pooper really ought to move in together.

CHIEF KESSLER , STARING [sic] in BULLETS & BROTHERS!

Appropriately misspelled word, check.

34 Skip Intro  May 6, 2014 11:01:23am

What obsession?

“Tomorrow, President Obama is going to do interviews with meteorologists all across the country about a new climate change report…I hope they ask him about Benghazi!”

— Fox News host Dana Perino, continuing the network’s zealous coverage of the 2012 attacks on Monday’s “The Five.”

35 nines09  May 6, 2014 11:01:34am

re: #27 Kragar

I’ve known hard guys. He ain’t one. First firefight will be his last, or one of his own will frag his ass.

36 Skip Intro  May 6, 2014 11:02:15am

re: #32 Backwoods_Sleuth

He could get hurt there. The Chief doesn’t get along with anyone.

37 Shiplord Kirel  May 6, 2014 11:03:22am

Perfect for use against semi-literate RWNJs, especially since the incomprehensible (to them) language is contemporary with the King James Bible they think is the original one-and-only.

The Shakespearean Insult Kit (generator)

“Kiss my codpiece, though cantankerous clapper-clawed clotpole”

“Clean thine ears, thou gleeking pox-marked hedge-pig.”

38 Decatur Deb  May 6, 2014 11:03:58am

re: #36 Skip Intro

He could get hurt there. The Chief doesn’t get along with anyone.

Chief is a hunny badger—he doesn’t give a fuk.

39 Kragar  May 6, 2014 11:04:21am

So, weren’t we supposed to be in the middle of Operation Spring right now? I thought they were going to be storming the White House by now.

40 Pie-onist Overlord  May 6, 2014 11:04:40am

re: #37 Shiplord Kirel

Perfect for use against semi-literate RWNJs, especially since the incomprehensible (to them) language is contemporary with the King James Bible they think is the original one-and-only.

The Shakespearean Insult Kit (generator)

I wouldn’t waste such elegant quotes on dumbass illiterates.

41 HappyWarrior  May 6, 2014 11:04:45am

re: #39 Kragar

So, weren’t we supposed to be in the middle of Operation Spring right now? I thought they were going to be storming the White House by now.

They couldn’t get off work. Remember only conservatives work.

42 Ian G.  May 6, 2014 11:04:49am

re: #25 Backwoods_Sleuth

You know, the Iranian mullahs and Ted Cruz should really get along better than they do given how much they have in common: religious nutcases from a petro-state that does little regulation of industry which leads to disasters like industrial fires that threaten residential areas.

43 Bulworth  May 6, 2014 11:04:59am

Definition of Irony: In 150 years the KKK has not harmed black people to the degree Barack Obama has in 5

This is impeccable logic. Beyond contention. Irrefutables. ////

44 Decatur Deb  May 6, 2014 11:05:54am

re: #39 Kragar

So, weren’t we supposed to be in the middle of Operation Spring right now? I thought they were going to be storming the White House by now.

Starts the 16th. Really want documented high-angle crowd photos.

45 lawhawk  May 6, 2014 11:06:03am
46 Bulworth  May 6, 2014 11:06:09am

“Tomorrow, President Obama is going to do interviews with meteorologists all across the country about a new climate change report…I hope they ask him about Benghazi!”

These are Very Serious People.

47 aagcobb  May 6, 2014 11:06:10am

re: #9 Charles Johnson

Any page that gets more than 500 hits on the tweet counter gets a promotion!

I’m going to have to post pages promoting celebrity side-boob!

48 Decatur Deb  May 6, 2014 11:07:20am

re: #47 aagcobb

I’m going to have to post pages promoting celebrity side-boob!

Start with Chris Christie.

49 Bulworth  May 6, 2014 11:08:37am

Definition of Irony: In 150 years the KKK has not harmed black people to the degree Barack Obama has in 5

For the record, this tweeter’s avi is a robot, so it’s unclear whether they or their families experienced the KKK while being black. But regardless, they undoubtedly can speak better for all African Americans than African Americans can speak for themselves. //

50 Kragar  May 6, 2014 11:09:26am

re: #48 Decatur Deb

Start with Chris Christie.

Do you really want to be the one they blame for getting me started again?

51 Charles Johnson  May 6, 2014 11:09:38am
52 Shiplord Kirel  May 6, 2014 11:09:58am

re: #40 Pie-onist Overlord

I wouldn’t waste such elegant quotes on dumbass illiterates.

You can save it for the many officious officials and imperious lackeys you’re likely to encounter in the course of the day.

53 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 6, 2014 11:10:02am

re: #45 lawhawk

[Embedded content]

54 Charles Johnson  May 6, 2014 11:10:07am

re: #47 aagcobb

Get on that right away!

55 Pie-onist Overlord  May 6, 2014 11:10:59am

re: #49 Bulworth

Definition of Irony: In 150 years the KKK has not harmed black people to the degree Barack Obama has in 5

For the record, this tweeter’s avi is a robot, so it’s unclear whether they or their families experienced the KKK while being black. But regardless, they undoubtedly can speak better for all African Americans than African Americans can speak for themselves. //

HURR HURR FOOD STAMPS & TEH WELFARES IS WORSER THEN TEH SLAVERY!!!!!

56 Pie-onist Overlord  May 6, 2014 11:14:11am
57 Lidane  May 6, 2014 11:15:41am
58 Bulworth  May 6, 2014 11:16:12am
Fox News host Tucker Carlson: Women who pay for men ‘s dinners are ‘disgusting ’
t.co

— Eric W. Dolan (
@EWDolan
)

Rebranding

59 jaunte  May 6, 2014 11:18:15am

“…As Ed Kilgore has noted, the real hallmark of 47 percenter-ism is a gut-based appeal that separates the deserving from the undeserving poor, a dichotomy that reveals “the politics of selfishness and self-righteousness that is at the emotional heart of conservative politics at present.”

The “divide and conquer” line seems relevant. As Chris Matthews noted in his commentary on the video: “The goal here politically is to get the sick people to attack the poor people.” A Tillis spokesman didn’t answer my emailed request for clarification of his comments.”

60 Romantic Heretic  May 6, 2014 11:18:20am

re: #27 Kragar

[Embedded content]

Not sure how many people looking for professional soliders would be interested in a chicken shit failed cop @chiefkessler

They’d be very useful for clearing mines.

61 freetoken  May 6, 2014 11:18:44am

re: #47 aagcobb

I’m going to have to post pages promoting celebrity side-boob!

That Julianne Hough image from the other day got quite a bit of interest.

62 Kragar  May 6, 2014 11:18:54am
63 Kragar  May 6, 2014 11:19:38am

re: #60 Romantic Heretic

They’d be very useful for clearing mines.

I’m still disappointed they got rid of the “SEND IN ANOTHER WAVE!” rule with the new Imperial Guard

64 wrenchwench  May 6, 2014 11:19:57am

re: #55 Pie-onist Overlord

I think she’s a challenger for your title:

65 Lidane  May 6, 2014 11:22:37am

re: #59 jaunte

These assholes do know that the Hunger Games was fiction, right?

66 Mattand  May 6, 2014 11:22:50am

re: #57 Lidane

[Embedded content]

Women who pay for my dinners are THE GREATEST HUMAN BEINGS EVER!

Leave it to Tucker Carlson to be against free food.

67 Lidane  May 6, 2014 11:25:59am

re: #66 Mattand

Women who pay for my dinners are THE GREATEST HUMAN BEINGS EVER!

Leave it to Tucker Carlson to be against free food.

And leave it to Tucker Carlson to make the case that a woman paying for dinner is EMASCULATION ZOMG. I thought it was just fairness. Who knew?

68 Bubblehead II  May 6, 2014 11:26:07am

re: #57 Lidane

[Embedded content]

Wonder what his opinion of men who cook dinner and do laundry for their wives is?

Not really.

69 Skip Intro  May 6, 2014 11:26:21am

re: #39 Kragar

So, weren’t we supposed to be in the middle of Operation Spring right now? I thought they were going to be storming the White House by now.

They’re still waiting for Field Marshall Zullo to release his universe-shattering report blowing the lid off of the Obama usurpation of the Presidency.

It’s coming ANY DAY NOW!

70 Kragar  May 6, 2014 11:26:38am

re: #66 Mattand

Women who pay for my dinners are THE GREATEST HUMAN BEINGS EVER!

Leave it to Tucker Carlson to be against free food.

Tucker isn’t used to women who actually enjoy spending time with him.

71 Feline Fearless Leader  May 6, 2014 11:27:21am

re: #66 Mattand

Women who pay for my dinners are THE GREATEST HUMAN BEINGS EVER!

Leave it to Tucker Carlson to be against free food.

He thinks they should be in the kitchen cooking the dinners, not at the table with the men eating them.
///

72 Pie-onist Overlord  May 6, 2014 11:27:49am

re: #67 Lidane

And leave it to Tucker Carlson to make the case that a woman paying for dinner is EMASCULATION ZOMG. I thought it was just fairness. Who knew?

Nobody ever bought him dinner.

73 Kragar  May 6, 2014 11:35:14am

re: #72 Pie-onist Overlord

Nobody ever bought him dinner.

“NOBODY HAD TO BUY ME DINNER! I’M NOT A SOCIALIST WHO NEEDS HANDOUTS!”

74 blueraven  May 6, 2014 11:37:01am

re: #72 Pie-onist Overlord

Nobody ever bought him dinner.

only manly men can pay for another man’s dinner…wait, what?

75 Bulworth  May 6, 2014 11:45:34am

Kragar posted:

So, weren’t we supposed to be in the middle of Operation Spring right now? I thought they were going to be storming the White House by now.

Yeah, and you’d think about how afraid these guys are about the looming death camp concentration FEMA camps Obama is planning six years now to put in place they would be about the business of Operation Spring Summer Invasion!!!

76 ObserverArt  May 6, 2014 11:45:58am

Some of you are being too hard on Tucker. He knows women can’t afford to pay for a guy’s dinner when they only make 70% of a man’s wages. He just being nice.

/

77 szilard  May 6, 2014 1:33:32pm

So what is the web address for President of Russia’s Council on Civil Society and Human Rights, I would like to see what is there right now instead of that story.
Oh, I see, it is on the councils tab. It is unfortunate, the wayback machine didn’t happen to snapshot it.

78 Rightwingconspirator  May 6, 2014 3:51:09pm

re: #24 Skip Intro

I bet you’ve all been wondering what this great example of a Second Amendment Hero has been up to.

[Embedded content]

The Chief and NRA Board Member The Pants Pooper really ought to move in together.

What a complete fool. All we can hope is he fades away without hurting anyone. Who just wakes up and says he is and can start a mercenary outfit? I suspect this guy has very little if any real military combat time.


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