Onion Special Report: Nation Successfully Completes Mother’s Day by 9:18 AM
That little sting you felt was the Onion hitting their target
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Pie-onist Overlord May 11, 2014 5:44:55pm |
Why does anybody think Mom wants “breakfast in bed”?
Gah. The SECOND TO LAST PLACE I would ever want to eat breakfast is “in bed.” Who wants toast crumbs & coffee spills in the linens? Then you have to strip the bed and change the linen. GUESS WHO HAS TO DO THAT.
And of course the kitchen is a total disaster and GUESS WHO HAS TO CLEAN IT ALL UP.
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b.d. May 11, 2014 5:50:46pm |
re: #1 Pie-onist Overlord
Agreed. The only place you should have breakfast in bed is at a hospital.
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Belafon May 11, 2014 5:58:05pm |
@patrick552 @BillMoyersHQ We've been automating since we invented machines. It will come with or without wage increases. Don't confuse them.
— Lonnie Mask (@LonnieMask) May 12, 2014
@patrick552 @BillMoyersHQ No. They weren't paying living wages in the 1900s and they still replaced people in factories with machines.
— Lonnie Mask (@LonnieMask) May 12, 2014
This lack of understanding of history really is the most frustrating thing.
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A Mom Anon May 11, 2014 6:11:23pm |
re: #1 Pie-onist Overlord
THANK YOU! My Husband seems to think I’m weird because breakfast in bed is just dumb. Unless I am hurt or otherwise immobilized, just. NO. And I do not want my manly ones, as much as I adore them. in my kitchen (and yes it’s mine. She who shops, cooks and cleans get claiming rights). Hell, they make a mess just making coffee and cereal for themselves in the morning. Cooking? Oh, hell to the no.
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