President Glenn Beck to the World: “Screw With Us and We Will Pound You Into Glass”

He is very tough
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Here’s an exceptional moment for raving freakazoid nut sandwich Glenn Beck from his radio show today, via Right Wing Watch.

Beck lapses into a hallucinatory fantasy in which he’s the President of the United States (kind of a daymare, really), and describes how he would deal with issues like the crisis in Iraq: he would station troops along all our borders and then warn the rest of the world, “If you screw with us, we will pound you into glass.”

Gaze upon the terrifying visage of Glenn Beck, Destroyer of Worlds.

President Beck would give the state of Israel the green light to do whatever it feels is necessary in order to protect itself, including the use of nuclear weapons, but the US would not be getting involved anywhere in the world because America needs to focus on getting back in line with God.

That doesn’t mean that America would be going into a shell, Beck proclaimed, warning the rest of the world that “if you screw with us, we will pound you into glass.”

We “will destroy you in a heartbeat,” Beck warned any nation that would even contemplate messing with America, pledging to utterly decimate entire cities if necessary and then just walk away while this nation focuses on getting right with God because America is God’s top priority.

Oh yes, this is Glenn at his finest, “…pledging to utterly decimate entire cities if necessary and then just walk away.”

Hey, wait … I think I’ve seen this movie before.

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