IT BEGINS! OK GOP Candidate Announces His Opponent Is a Replicant

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Oklahoma Republican Tim Murray was defeated in the state’s Congressional primary this week, but he’s not finished fighting, folks. In fact, he has a BOMBSHELL announcement about his opponent, Rep. Frank Lucas: he’s been replaced by an “artificial or man-made” replicant.

According to the press release posted at Murray’s site, Lucas and “other States’ Congressional Members” were “executed by The World Court on or about Jan. 11, 2011 in Southern Ukraine,” and replaced by some kind of freaky man-machine hybrid.

Here’s that gloriously insane press release, still visible at his website:

I, Timothy Ray Murray, am a human, born in Oklahoma, and obtained and continue to fully meet the requirements to serve as U.S. Representative when honored to so. I will never use a look alike to replace my (The Office’s) message to you or to anyone else, as both the other Republican Challengers have.

Rep. Frank Lucas, and a few other Oklahoma and other States’ Congressional Members were depicted as being executed by The World Court on or about Jan. 11, 2011 in Southern Ukraine. On television they were depicted as being executed by the hanging about the neck until death on a white stage and in front of witnesses. Other now current Members of Congress have shared those facts on television also. We know that it is possible to use look alike artificial or manmade replacements, however Rep. Lucas was not eligible to serve as a Congressional Member after that time.

The World knows the truth and We must always display and communicate the truth. I will always share public information with the truth when honored to serve as your Representative.

June 24, I need your vote. The vote cannot be overlooked by the Judicial Branch, however the vote must be there and in order to be heard as the will of The People and not cast-off.

But it gets even weirder! Another press release, just posted today, shares more details on the nefarious replicant plot; it involves DNA, the Defense Department, Senators from Kentucky, and that sinister white stage.

News Person,

The election for U.S. House for Oklahoma’s 3rd District will be contested by the Candidate, Timothy Ray Murray. I will be stating that his votes are switched with Rep. Lucas votes, because it is widely known Rep. Frank D. Lucas is no longer alive and has been displayed by a look alike. Rep. Lucas’ look alike was depicted as sentenced on a white stage in southern Ukraine on or about Jan. 11, 2011.

This is a situation similar to the Senators’ from Kentucky situation in the 2012 election. I am contesting that this matter has happen since his election was blocked, because of the U.S. Defense Department’s use of Mr. Murray’s DNA. To my knowledge, the U.S. Defense Department has not released to the public that information, as it is their confidential information about many people. Congress is likely wanting me to state that all my DNA used will not result in benefits to people I have never had relations with of a family nature. I have been bound to protect that information unless it causes harm to The People.

The contest of election and or petition will be correctly filed with county election boards and with federal offices. I, Hon. Mr. Timothy Ray Murray, fully meet all Constitutional, Federal and Oklahoma requirements for election and for holding Office if the voters’ results show that is the case.

Thank You for your service in giving Oklahomans great current news and information.

Sincerely,

(Digital signature was recorded)
Hon. Timothy Ray Murray

Don’t worry, Tim — those men in white coats with butterfly nets are election officials, coming to take you to your swearing in ceremony.

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