Hilarious Short Film of the Weekend: The Gunfighter

This could be the beginning of a new Utopia
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Not really safe for work, but pretty gol-darned hilarious.

Just another period western meta comedy short film.
Featuring the mellifluous voice of Nick Offerman.
I hope you enjoy it!

WINNER Audience Award for Best Short Film - LA Film Fest
Best of the Fest Selection - Palm Springs Short Fest
Official Selection - Cleveland International Film Fest
Official Selection - Seattle International Film Fest
Featured on Short of the Week - shortoftheweek.com

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Directed by Eric Kissack (erickissack.com)
Written by Kevin Tenglin (kevintenglin.com)
Produced by Sarah Platt
Shot by Jon Aguirresarobe (jonaguirresarobe.com)
Costumes by Kate Mallor
Art Direction by Paul McConnell

Starring
Nick Offerman
Shawn Parsons
Scott Beehner
Eileen O’Connell
Timothy Brennen
Jordan Black
Brace Harris
Circus Szalewski
Travis Lincoln Cox
Schoen Hodges
Chet Nelson
Keith Biondi

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126 comments
1 FemNaziBitch  Jun 29, 2014 11:19:20am

I wish I had time to watch this right now. Really just stopped buy to check-in.

How is it now?

2 FemNaziBitch  Jun 29, 2014 11:20:19am

In my world, temperature up, humidity down. I think it might rain.

Allergies still suck ass.

3 austin_blue  Jun 29, 2014 11:25:05am

90+ in Austin, and humid.

Mexico lost it’s cool and lost the match to the assassins from Amsterdam.

4 FemNaziBitch  Jun 29, 2014 11:25:09am

Well, as I think the pressure is dropping and I am getting sleepy…

bbl

5 Lidane  Jun 29, 2014 11:25:42am

Not-so-hilarious short film: the clear and obvious dive that cost Mexico the match:

What crap. I hope the Netherlands get screwed in their next match the exact same way.

6 Gus  Jun 29, 2014 11:30:33am
7 Gus  Jun 29, 2014 11:32:50am
8 jaunte  Jun 29, 2014 11:33:58am
9 sattv4u2  Jun 29, 2014 11:35:31am

re: #6 Gus

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How embarrassing

I almost wore the exact same thing today!!

10 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi  Jun 29, 2014 11:35:35am

Can anyone help me understand why Vimeo videos never work for me? It seems to spend up to a minute buffering for each actual second of video it deigns to show me. I’m on Windows 7 using Chrome, but I get the same symptoms in IE and Firefox.

11 jaunte  Jun 29, 2014 11:36:33am
12 Lidane  Jun 29, 2014 11:37:15am

re: #8 jaunte

Yep. It was an obvious dive and the refs fell for it. Idiots.

13 Gus  Jun 29, 2014 11:37:29am
14 Snarknado!  Jun 29, 2014 11:39:16am

re: #8 jaunte

So he’s saying there are soccer-playing cyborgs at the world cup? Or is this another replaced-by-a-replicant story?

15 Dr Lizardo  Jun 29, 2014 11:40:38am

re: #8 jaunte

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I’m imagining him saying “BLAARRRGELLLE!!” as he falls.

16 Lidane  Jun 29, 2014 11:41:33am

re: #7 Gus

17 jaunte  Jun 29, 2014 11:44:04am

re: #16 Lidane

“You know we can hear you, right?”
—Aasif Mandvi

18 Charles Johnson  Jun 29, 2014 11:44:56am
19 Randall Gross  Jun 29, 2014 11:44:59am

So it’s definitely a screen chewing melodramatically hysterical fall, but the guy was standing on top of his shoe at the start.

20 Charles Johnson  Jun 29, 2014 11:45:08am
21 b_sharp  Jun 29, 2014 11:45:28am

“Well fuck”

has a nice ring to it.

22 Charles Johnson  Jun 29, 2014 11:45:34am
23 Lidane  Jun 29, 2014 11:46:53am

re: #19 Randall Gross

So it’s definitely a screen chewing melodramatically hysterical fall, but the guy was standing on top of his shoe at the start.

It wasn’t worth a penalty kick. The refs blew it with that shitty call.

24 Randall Gross  Jun 29, 2014 11:47:37am

Btw: great short posted up top, if’n you hain’t watched it you darned well shuld.

25 Lidane  Jun 29, 2014 11:48:30am

Oh, hey. Something else for the GOP to grandstand:

26 Randall Gross  Jun 29, 2014 11:49:03am

re: #23 Lidane

It wasn’t worth a penalty kick. The refs blew it with that shitty call.

I agree, I think he could have recovered and not fallen.

27 Charles Johnson  Jun 29, 2014 11:51:56am

re: #10 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi

Can anyone help me understand why Vimeo videos never work for me? It seems to spend up to a minute buffering for each actual second of video it deigns to show me. I’m on Windows 7 using Chrome, but I get the same symptoms in IE and Firefox.

Sounds like an issue with your ISP.

28 Kragar  Jun 29, 2014 11:57:10am
29 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 29, 2014 11:59:10am
30 Gus  Jun 29, 2014 11:59:31am

re: #10 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi

Can anyone help me understand why Vimeo videos never work for me? It seems to spend up to a minute buffering for each actual second of video it deigns to show me. I’m on Windows 7 using Chrome, but I get the same symptoms in IE and Firefox.

Try clicking on “HD” to turn it off?

31 RadicalModerate  Jun 29, 2014 12:05:53pm

re: #25 Lidane

Oh, hey. Something else for the GOP to grandstand:

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They’ll use this as their latest attempt to repeal “Obamacare”, then complain about inaction from the President when it doesn’t pass the amended bill.

32 Lidane  Jun 29, 2014 12:08:09pm
33 Targetpractice  Jun 29, 2014 12:09:55pm

re: #32 Lidane

[Embedded content]

The blowback begins.

34 Zamb  Jun 29, 2014 12:12:07pm

re: #25 Lidane

They’d throw a fit if he was asking for $20.

35 Charles Johnson  Jun 29, 2014 12:13:19pm
36 Zamb  Jun 29, 2014 12:14:54pm

re: #35 Charles Johnson

But remember it’s just a disagreement over policy, nothing more.

37 Rev_Arthur_Belling  Jun 29, 2014 12:16:22pm

Dude stepped on his foot. Isn’t that a foul?

38 Rev_Arthur_Belling  Jun 29, 2014 12:17:04pm

re: #35 Charles Johnson

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Was he really the one who got him to release the birth cert? Or is that just more egotistical bullshit?

39 Charles Johnson  Jun 29, 2014 12:19:15pm

Considering doing a post about Jason Leopold.

40 jaunte  Jun 29, 2014 12:22:28pm

re: #38 Rev_Arthur_Belling

“Trumps Razor”

41 Charles Johnson  Jun 29, 2014 12:22:50pm
42 Charles Johnson  Jun 29, 2014 12:23:27pm
43 GlutenFreeJesus  Jun 29, 2014 12:23:56pm

re: #37 Rev_Arthur_Belling

Dude stepped on his foot. Isn’t that a foul?

Worse things get no calls. That was hardly a step from what I can see. And most definitely not worth a penalty shot.

44 Charles Johnson  Jun 29, 2014 12:23:58pm
45 Gus  Jun 29, 2014 12:27:30pm

Another. Yes, Tim Cook is out. That CNBC story was a waste of bandwidth.

46 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi  Jun 29, 2014 12:28:38pm

re: #27 Charles Johnson

Sounds like an issue with your ISP.

It’s Comcast. Any idea why Vimeo in particular? I don’t tend to have trouble with any other video sources. (Except MediaMatters. I can’t play their videos in Chrome, but I have no trouble in Firefox.)

47 Kragar  Jun 29, 2014 12:29:12pm
48 Gus  Jun 29, 2014 12:29:39pm

Annnnnnnd, KLM deletes that Tweet.

49 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jun 29, 2014 12:32:13pm

re: #41 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

Moreover, media in other nations (like ex-USSR countries) sometimes take their news items for the real thing (deliberately or not) and their consumers don’t know any better. “Fake news” are idiotic.

50 dog philosopher  Jun 29, 2014 12:35:12pm

re: #32 Lidane

Fox Host challenges Karl Rove on Boehner

All Republicans Simultaneously Declare All Other Republicans To Be Morons And Traitors

glass case readied in red state square for remains of ronald st reagan blessed be his hair

51 Charles Johnson  Jun 29, 2014 12:35:31pm
52 dog philosopher  Jun 29, 2014 12:37:21pm

king ronald, first of his name, plastic of hair

53 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jun 29, 2014 12:37:52pm

re: #51 Charles Johnson

In the end, he’s still but a grey KGB colonel.

54 Stanley Sea  Jun 29, 2014 12:38:12pm
55 Targetpractice  Jun 29, 2014 12:42:41pm

re: #51 Charles Johnson

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It really does look like something out of an 80s scifi movie. Big video screens, beige furniture, and yet he’s got a corded phone and fax machine right next to him.

56 ObserverArt  Jun 29, 2014 12:44:25pm

re: #55 Targetpractice

It really does look like something out of an 80s scifi movie. Big video screens, beige furniture, and yet he’s got a corded phone and fax machine right next to him.

The corded phone is the one he uses when he doesn’t want the NSA listening in.

/

57 dog philosopher  Jun 29, 2014 12:45:24pm

freeps

This week, the trailer for the latest installment in the Hunger Games series, Mockingjay, was released. As I was watching this trailer, something really struck me: the themes touched on in this film are essentially the endgame of today’s American liberalism. An all-controlling Big Government that forces unity, prosperity; it’s government that calls on you to sacrifice for the greater good. I am not suggesting that today’s Democrat Party will lead us literally to the

10 years ago:

“why do you hate america?”

“don’t you think it’s treasonous to criticize a president in time of war?”

58 austin_blue  Jun 29, 2014 12:48:28pm

re: #37 Rev_Arthur_Belling

Dude stepped on his foot. Isn’t that a foul?

It was stupid challenge, late in the game with the score tied. I was watching the game with a bunch of Mexico fans and they were mad at Marquez, not the ref. That penalty call is going to be made by every referee in the world, every time. It was a damn shame, too. El Tri played extraordinary football for 87 minutes.

So don’t blame the ref and certainly don’t blame Arjen Robben, who was easily Man of the Match. His running was brilliant and his corners were decisive. Any goaltender besides Ochoa would have had three behind him on the corners alone. That young man is going to very rich, very soon.

59 Gus  Jun 29, 2014 12:49:04pm
60 MuggsMcguinness  Jun 29, 2014 12:50:36pm

Very funny video.

It reminded me of another western comedy short with Bob Balaban called “Tex, the Passive/Aggressive Gunslinger.”
Vimeo

61 Charles Johnson  Jun 29, 2014 12:52:15pm

re: #46 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi

It’s Comcast. Any idea why Vimeo in particular? I don’t tend to have trouble with any other video sources. (Except MediaMatters. I can’t play their videos in Chrome, but I have no trouble in Firefox.)

Don’t know why, sorry - but one possibility is that Comcast is throttling Vimeo connections because they use a lot of bandwidth. They’re kind of notorious for doing things like that.

62 sattv4u2  Jun 29, 2014 12:54:46pm

re: #58 austin_blue

El Tri played extraordinary football for 87 minutes.

Small quibble!!

El Tri played extraordinary football for 45 minutes.

They went into somewhat of a shell for the 2nd half instead of keeping the pressure on. Mexico SHOULD have been up at least 2 nil at that point. Then they could have backed off some.

Any goaltender besides Ochoa would have three behind him on the corners alone. That young man is going to very rich, very soon.

Absolutely. He made several saves before the penalty that could easily have resulted in the Dutch being UP 3 or 4 -1 BEFORE that penalty, and it WAS a penalty

63 sattv4u2  Jun 29, 2014 12:55:53pm

re: #46 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi

re: #61 Charles Johnson

Don’t know why, sorry - but one possibility is that Comcast is throttling Vimeo connections because they use a lot of bandwidth. They’re kind of notorious for doing things like that.

I dunno

I have Comcast and it’s playing easy peasy

64 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jun 29, 2014 1:02:04pm

re: #46 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi

re: #61 Charles Johnson

re: #63 sattv4u2

65 Charles Johnson  Jun 29, 2014 1:02:16pm

The right wing just keeps getting stupider and more ridiculous.

66 jaunte  Jun 29, 2014 1:05:42pm

Wimpy Obama Flees From Toddler

67 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jun 29, 2014 1:08:32pm

re: #65 Charles Johnson

Well, this observation - “All this being said, if you take a look at Putin’s lifestyle choices, one thing becomes clear very quickly: he is the ultimate bro” - is spot on, even if not quite in the sense the author intended. If you look at the slang and the expressions Putin uses (which are hard to translate faithfully), as well as his photo-op activities, he’s your next-door-“dudebro”, who has a simple view of the world, who is not above taking a mobile phone from some wimpy kid and who loves to show off his “masculinity” (as he sees it).

68 Zamb  Jun 29, 2014 1:10:14pm

re: #65 Charles Johnson

Oh fuck if Obama took the time to do all the shit Putin does they’d piss and moan about not focusing on what’s important.

69 Gus  Jun 29, 2014 1:10:57pm
70 Gus  Jun 29, 2014 1:11:54pm

re: #68 Zamb

Oh fuck if Obama took the time to do all the shit Putin does they’d piss and moan about not focusing on what’s important.

So true. They’re weird.

71 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jun 29, 2014 1:12:04pm

re: #69 Gus

That would probably create a massive black hole.

72 Targetpractice  Jun 29, 2014 1:12:51pm

Dictators are always quick to assure the masses of just how manly they are. After all, a weak leader is in danger of contracting a 9mm “cold.”

73 Gus  Jun 29, 2014 1:13:06pm
74 Teukka  Jun 29, 2014 1:13:41pm

re: #72 Targetpractice

Dictators are always quick to assure the masses of just how manly they are. After all, a weak leader is in danger of contracting a 9mm “cold.”

Ah, you mean acute lead poisoning?

75 Targetpractice  Jun 29, 2014 1:15:27pm

re: #74 Teukka

Ah, you mean acute lead poisoning?

Yeah, Soviet bureaucrats who were seen as ineffectual or unable to build a strong base of supporters around them had a habit of contracting sudden and unexplained “illnesses.”

76 Zamb  Jun 29, 2014 1:15:28pm

re: #73 Gus

These are the same people who tried to put a man who owns a dressage horse into the Whitehouse.

77 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jun 29, 2014 1:16:02pm

Of course, Putin also likes to kiss little boys on the stomach. I wonder what would they say if Obama did the same. Can’t really imagine. Prolly nothing. //

78 Charles Johnson  Jun 29, 2014 1:16:16pm
79 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jun 29, 2014 1:16:53pm

Youtube Video

80 Targetpractice  Jun 29, 2014 1:18:31pm

re: #78 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

What “lawsuit”? Last I heard, Boehner hasn’t even filed suit, let alone laid out his case against the White House.

Let’s just call it what it is, another fund-raising stunt.

81 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jun 29, 2014 1:18:42pm

Also, Putin is divorced, like a real manly man. Not like that Obama with his girly wife!

82 Stanley Sea  Jun 29, 2014 1:19:09pm

re: #79 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

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Video

very weird.

83 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jun 29, 2014 1:20:57pm

re: #82 Stanley Sea

very weird.

Just the stuff manly men do. You wouldn’t understand.

84 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jun 29, 2014 1:23:33pm

85 Zamb  Jun 29, 2014 1:24:27pm

re: #84 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

Looks like being a manly man leads directly to bestiality.

86 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jun 29, 2014 1:26:26pm

What if Obama drew a cat’s butt before some kids?

Putin Draws Picture of Cat’s Behind During School Visit

(plenty material for Freudian analysis here…)

87 GlutenFreeJesus  Jun 29, 2014 1:26:50pm

re: #55 Targetpractice

It really does look like something out of an 80s scifi movie. Big video screens, beige furniture, and yet he’s got a corded phone and fax machine right next to him.

And a direct line to the Village People.

88 Mattand  Jun 29, 2014 1:27:31pm

re: #83 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

Just the stuff manly men do. You wouldn’t understand.

LOL, I just got accused of acting like a woman by a moutbreather on philly.com for calling out his racism.

Apparently, the term “ghettocrats” when referring to Atlantic City and Camden is not racist.

Oy.

89 GlutenFreeJesus  Jun 29, 2014 1:27:32pm

re: #86 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

What if Obama drew a cat’s butt before the kids?

Putin Draws Picture of Cat’s Behind During School Visit

[Embedded image]

(plenty material for Freudian analysis here…)

Poor cat has a hanger-on’er.

90 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jun 29, 2014 1:30:53pm

Also, let not Putin’s use of Botox make you doubt his manliness. All real men do Botox.

91 Kragar  Jun 29, 2014 1:32:23pm

Google “Cracked Putin”

Enjoy

92 GlutenFreeJesus  Jun 29, 2014 1:32:42pm

re: #84 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

[Embedded image]

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[Embedded image]

First photo… I thought gay marriage would lead to beastiality?!?!?!?!?!!!!! WTF IS THIS!!!!!!?!!?!?!?!?!!

//

93 blueraven  Jun 29, 2014 1:35:50pm

How stupid. Daily caller has a pic of shirtless Putin riding a bear FFS.

The Putin worship from The Right is weird and creepy.

94 blueraven  Jun 29, 2014 1:39:19pm

Anyway, Obama is way cooler than Putin.

95 Targetpractice  Jun 29, 2014 1:39:48pm

re: #93 blueraven

How stupid. Daily caller has a pic of shirtless Putin riding a bear FFS.

The Putin worship from The Right is weird and creepy.

It further cements my belief that the Right loves dictators, and that the only reason they use such words as an insult towards President Obama is because he’s not the “right kind” of dictator.

96 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jun 29, 2014 1:40:27pm

97 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jun 29, 2014 1:41:45pm

re: #95 Targetpractice

Yes.

98 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jun 29, 2014 1:42:33pm

The Right also worshiped Bush’s crotch.

99 Gus  Jun 29, 2014 1:44:34pm

These morons.

100 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jun 29, 2014 1:45:52pm

re: #99 Gus

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These morons.

He’s an automaton.

101 Gus  Jun 29, 2014 1:46:46pm

re: #100 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

He’s an automaton.

The “no solution to any problem” is rather amusing.

102 Gus  Jun 29, 2014 1:52:48pm

re: #100 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

He’s an automaton.

103 Targetpractice  Jun 29, 2014 1:53:31pm

This is part of the reason why I think Boehner’s gonna have such a hard time arguing in court that his “lawsuit” has any merit, that he and the rest of his party had no problem with a “monarch” when it was C Plus Augustus in the White House. They loved a guy who actually said “I’m a decider, not a divider” without a hint of irony. And were ready to follow a guy who won by 51% of the popular because it was a “mandate.”

104 gwangung  Jun 29, 2014 1:54:07pm

re: #101 Gus

The “no solution to any problem” is rather amusing.

The truth is that Dems DO have solutions to problems. And they’ve objectively been shown to have worked for some situations.

It’s just that they don’t fit Republican ideology at all….

105 Targetpractice  Jun 29, 2014 1:56:41pm

re: #104 gwangung

The truth is that Dems DO have solutions to problems. And they’ve objectively been shown to have worked for some situations.

It’s just that they don’t fit Republican ideology at all….

Which is why a phrase like “no solution to any problem” is incomplete, as the full phrase is “no solution to any problem that my ideology approves of.”

106 Varek Raith  Jun 29, 2014 2:01:29pm

re: #8 jaunte

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Lame, man, lame.
Soccer is full of drama queens.

107 blueraven  Jun 29, 2014 2:02:42pm

108 Stanley Sea  Jun 29, 2014 2:03:13pm

LIFTS!

109 Mattand  Jun 29, 2014 2:04:34pm

re: #103 Targetpractice

This is part of the reason why I think Boehner’s gonna have such a hard time arguing in court that his “lawsuit” has any merit, that he and the rest of his party had no problem with a “monarch” when it was C Plus Augustus in the White House. They loved a guy who actually said “I’m a decider, not a divider” without a hint of irony. And were ready to follow a guy who won by 51% of the popular because it was a “mandate.”

I’m sure this will cause our resident Balance Fairies to come surging out of the ether, but can you imagine the meltdown if Nancy Pelosi or Tip O’Neil pulled this bullshit lawsuit?

For the life of me, I cannot wrap my head around the idea that Republicans in the House consider this governing. It’s a child’s tantrum, amplified by alleged adults who are empowered to make life-and-death decisions regarding the US.

Rachel Maddow is right: John Boehner is terrible at being Speaker of the House. He also is apparently incapable of embarrassment.

110 Varek Raith  Jun 29, 2014 2:05:45pm

re: #51 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

Fisher Price table!

111 ObserverArt  Jun 29, 2014 2:07:08pm

re: #104 gwangung

The truth is that Dems DO have solutions to problems. And they’ve objectively been shown to have worked for some situations.

It’s just that they don’t fit Republican ideology at all….

It would be a complete waste of time to take someone like that on in any debate about fixes for the Nation’s issues. They already have their idea of who Obama is and what he does and there will be no variance from those set ideas.

That is the whole thing that is stupid about stuff like twitter wars. There will be very little changes in views. It’s all just flinging crap at each other to be all in each other’s faces.

I swear much of this countries discourse now comes from reality TV. That is the new learned behavior. To some degree tweet is the same smack, in-your-face, I’m a badass acting out. They sure as hell don’t want to learn anything.

All the above is in my opinion. I sure as hell don’t see a lot of good in much of the political banter these days. Just more tools for bad behavior.

112 Gus  Jun 29, 2014 2:08:41pm
113 sattv4u2  Jun 29, 2014 2:09:36pm

Well

THAT was a colossal waste!!
Washed 2 of the cars earlier and sure as shoot, it’s now pouring out!!

(of course the 2 I washed were the two that don’t stay in the garage)

114 Targetpractice  Jun 29, 2014 2:10:08pm

re: #109 Mattand

I’m sure this will cause our resident Balance Fairies to come surging out of the ether, but can you imagine the meltdown if Nancy Pelosi or Tip O’Neil pulled this bullshit lawsuit?

For the life of me, I cannot wrap my head around the idea that Republicans in the House consider this governing. It’s a child’s tantrum, amplified by alleged adults who are empowered to make life-and-death decisions regarding the US.

Rachel Maddow is right: John Boehner is terrible at being Speaker of the House. He also is apparently incapable of embarrassment.

Considering the response it’s received by wingnuts, it’s having exactly the effect desired, namely getting them convinced that Boehner and Republicans are getting “tough” on the White House and finally “holding them accountable.” Of course, reach such conclusions, you have to totally ignore that Boehner hasn’t even filed suit yet, not put down on paper what he’s accusing the White House of doing, and that this has the real danger of handcuffing them if a Republican should win in 2016 but a court rules that anything short of strict adherence to the law is an impeachable offense.

115 ObserverArt  Jun 29, 2014 2:11:27pm

re: #109 Mattand

…cut…

Rachel Maddow is right: John Boehner is terrible at being Speaker of the House. He also is apparently incapable of embarrassment.

I swear, with the ratings the Republicans get, even from the Republican base, Boehner and the boys must currently be handsomely paid by…or promises of big paydays later from the people many of us suspect runs the GOP.

They sure as hell aren’t representing many Americans below a certain stature of power and money.

116 Gus  Jun 29, 2014 2:12:20pm
117 sagehen  Jun 29, 2014 2:13:52pm

re: #113 sattv4u2

Well

THAT was a colossal waste!!
Washed 2 of the cars earlier and sure as shoot, it’s now pouring out!!

(of course the 2 I washed were the two that don’t stay in the garage)

You made it rain!! Now you need to take your act to California…

118 sattv4u2  Jun 29, 2014 2:14:43pm

re: #117 sagehen

You made it rain!! Now you need to take your act to California…

Good idea

I’ll make millions ,, MILLIONS I tell ya!!

119 Cheechako  Jun 29, 2014 2:15:48pm

re: #113 sattv4u2

Well

THAT was a colossal waste!!
Washed 2 of the cars earlier and sure as shoot, it’s now pouring out!!

(of course the 2 I washed were the two that don’t stay in the garage)

It’s either:

a. You have too many cars

or

b. You need a bigger garage

120 sattv4u2  Jun 29, 2014 2:19:13pm

re: #119 Cheechako

It’s either:

a. You have too many cars

or

b. You need a bigger garage

a. there are three drivers in the household

((but truth be told, we own 5 cars,,,, 1 each for the three of us. I also have an old beater I use for going back and forth to work keeping the miles and wear and tear off my “newer” one, and I also have a classic car))

b. We have a two car garage but because Mrs Satty likes to ,,, um,,,,, keep things only one vehicle can fit, so we keep the newest one there

121 sattv4u2  Jun 29, 2014 2:20:02pm

re: #119 Cheechako

we keep the newest one there

i.e,,,, HERS!!

122 Romantic Heretic  Jun 29, 2014 2:20:51pm

re: #32 Lidane

[Embedded content]

Holy crap! Am I in an alternate reality?

Twice, in one week, Fox has challenged the GOPon its actions.

123 Romantic Heretic  Jun 29, 2014 2:24:52pm

re: #74 Teukka

Ah, you mean acute sudden lead poisoning?

FTFY.

124 teleskiguy  Jun 29, 2014 2:26:19pm

So in Rifle, CO there’s a new restaurant called “Shooters” and the owners let their workers pack heat and merrily encourage its patrons to bring guns into their establishment.

postindependent.com

125 Romantic Heretic  Jun 29, 2014 2:29:01pm

re: #124 teleskiguy

Oh, this will end well.

126 Eventual Carrion  Jun 29, 2014 3:27:35pm

re: #56 ObserverArt

The corded phone is the one he uses when he doesn’t want the NSA listening in.

/

I want one in avocado green. Extra long spiral cord.


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