Privacy Board: NSA Internet Monitoring Is Legal, Has Been Effective in Fighting Terrorism

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Here’s some news on the NSA front that is causing great agita among the Greenwald cult: Privacy Board: NSA’s Internet Monitoring Is Legal.

Yes, the bipartisan, five-member Privacy and Civil Liberties Oversight Board has found that:

  • The NSA's metadata collection programs are legal and constitutional.
  • The NSA employs "reasonable" safeguards designed to protect the rights of American citizens.

The board, including a Democratic federal judge, two privacy experts and two former Republican Justice Department officials, found that the NSA monitoring was legal and reasonable and that the NSA and other agencies take steps to prevent misuse of Americans’ data. Those steps include “minimization,” that redacts the names of Americans from intelligence reports unless they are relevant.

The board’s validation of the controversial NSA surveillance program stands in contrast to its last report in January, when it argued that the NSA’s collection of domestic calling records under Section 215 was unconstitutional. The Obama administration disagreed but has proposed to overhaul the program by ending NSA’s collection of the records.

“Overall, the board finds that the protections contained in the Section 702 minimization procedures are reasonably designed and implemented to ward against the exploitation of information acquired under the program for illegitimate purposes,” said the report, which is to be voted on at a public meeting Wednesday in Washington. “The board has seen no trace of any such illegitimate activity associated with the program, or any attempt to intentionally circumvent legal limits.”

The board also noted that current laws do allow an enormous amount of information to be collected by the NSA, and made some policy recommendations to further strengthen civil liberties and “ensure that the program remains tied to its constitutionally legitimate core.”

For example, the board recommends that NSA and CIA analysts query Section 702 data using the names or email addresses of Americans “only if the query is based upon a statement of facts showing that it is reasonably likely to return foreign intelligence information.”

That’s not all. The PCLOB also found that the NSA’s programs, counter to the assertions made by Glenn Greenwald, has been effective in disrupting terrorist plots and discovering new connections between international terrorist groups.

As you might expect, the Grenwaldians are not happy about this. When the board’s first report in January suggested there might be some unconstitutional aspects to the NSA’s programs, they trumpeted it as a wonderful finding that vindicated their claims.

Today, their reaction is a bit different:

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325 comments
1 Bulworth  Jul 2, 2014 12:16:23pm

A bombshell report is a report that vindicates everything we’ve been saying. A dud report is one which obviously has been whitewashed and doesn’t pay attention to or affirm what we’ve been saying.

2 Charles Johnson  Jul 2, 2014 12:18:33pm
3 AntonSirius  Jul 2, 2014 12:19:07pm

re: #1 Bulworth

A bombshell report is a report that we
can pretend
vindicates everything we’ve been saying. A dud report is one which obviously has been whitewashed and doesn’t pay attention to or affirm what we’ve been saying.

FTFY

4 Targetpractice  Jul 2, 2014 12:23:51pm

Back in January, the fact that a bipartisan board had said they felt there might be reason to suspect foul play was finally a measure of vindication for the dudebros.

Now? They’ll be quick to declare that the board are just saying what Obama wants them to say and that this is just another sign of the “cover-up.”

5 S'latch  Jul 2, 2014 12:25:24pm

Word from Greenwald?
Complete silence?
Accusations of corruption of the Privacy Board?

6 EPR-radar  Jul 2, 2014 12:26:23pm

re: #4 Targetpractice

Back in January, the fact that a bipartisan board had said they felt there might be reason to suspect foul play was finally a measure of vindication for the dudebros.

Now? They’ll be quick to declare that the board are just saying what Obama wants them to say and that this is just another sign of the “cover-up.”

Next thing you’ll be telling us is that this issue is complicated and that balancing security and privacy rights is a difficult subject about which reasonable people can disagree.

Pure evil. ///

7 Bubblehead II  Jul 2, 2014 12:27:11pm

Chinese woman charged in plot to steal U.S. corn technology

(Reuters) - A Chinese woman has been arrested and charged with trying to steal patented U.S. seed technology as part of a plot to smuggle types of specialized corn from farm fields in the U.S. Midwest for use in China, authorities said on Wednesday.

Agro espionage??

8 S'latch  Jul 2, 2014 12:27:28pm

Oh, the Privacy Board’s report is just a dud. What is that supposed to mean? That they didn’t do their job?

9 Targetpractice  Jul 2, 2014 12:28:12pm

re: #8 S’latch

Oh, the Privacy Board’s report is just a dud. What is that supposed to mean?

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!!!

10 S'latch  Jul 2, 2014 12:29:35pm

It’s almost the 4th of July. We need fireworks! Ignore those duds.

11 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 2, 2014 12:31:01pm

re: #5 S’latch

Word from Greenwald?
Complete silence?
Accusations of corruption of the Privacy Board?

He’s dealing with a “family emergency”…

12 Kragar  Jul 2, 2014 12:32:25pm

Where was the earth shattering kaboom?

13 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 2, 2014 12:33:36pm

A different perspective…

14 S'latch  Jul 2, 2014 12:36:37pm

“… has been effective in disrupting terrorist plots and discovering new connections between international terrorist groups.”

Or, maybe “used to be more effective ….”

15 Gus  Jul 2, 2014 12:37:34pm

Johnson!

16 wrenchwench  Jul 2, 2014 12:38:35pm

re: #15 Gus

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Johnson!

With faces like that, your Photoshop will go out of business.

17 Testy Toad T  Jul 2, 2014 12:38:47pm

I anxiously await someone at The Intercept continuing to not actually put pen to paper and write a goddamned article about why this is or isn’t correct or important or significant.

18 b.d.  Jul 2, 2014 12:40:18pm

re: #15 Gus

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Johnson!

He’s got the little republican uniform on I see.

19 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 2, 2014 12:41:14pm
20 b.d.  Jul 2, 2014 12:41:35pm

re: #17 Testy Toad T

I anxiously await someone at The Intercept continuing to not actually put pen to paper and write a goddamned article about why this is or isn’t correct or important or significant.

The Intercept doesn’t write about anything, I’m beginning to think that they are just some sort of dudebro money laundering organization.

//

21 Gus  Jul 2, 2014 12:42:20pm

Your bullshit Tweet of the day from CTU.

22 Bulworth  Jul 2, 2014 12:45:51pm

re:
#15

Why wont lamestream Media cover Cochran Scandal????!?!! Is it because theyre liberal bias and wont cover how Cochran and Obama are buddies?!??!?!?!

23 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 2, 2014 12:46:25pm

Pro-tip: do NOT read the comments at the link.

24 Charles Johnson  Jul 2, 2014 12:46:57pm
25 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 2, 2014 12:48:21pm

re: #24 Charles Johnson

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Tip!!! Iceberg!!!

oh…wait….

26 Bulworth  Jul 2, 2014 12:48:45pm

re:
#23

I’ll just assume most of the commenters are pained and shocked at the loss of life because most of the commenters are severely prolife.

/

27 Justanotherhuman  Jul 2, 2014 12:48:58pm

re: #24 Charles Johnson

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If, if, if.

Ain’t gonna happen. Greensnow has nothing.

28 Gus  Jul 2, 2014 12:49:50pm

29 Kragar  Jul 2, 2014 12:50:40pm

re: #24 Charles Johnson

30 Justanotherhuman  Jul 2, 2014 12:50:49pm

Greensnow is digging as we speak for something, anything, to outrage the Dudebro™ community with.

This news is the “family emergency” and the govt’s “last minute claims” he was referring to the other night.

31 Charles Johnson  Jul 2, 2014 12:51:00pm

re: #28 Gus

Here’s a good one for a Ben Shapiro ‘shop…

32 Testy Toad T  Jul 2, 2014 12:52:15pm

re: #29 Kragar

I don’t always steal SOOPER SECRET TERRIBLE BOMBSHELLS from the US government, but when I do, I let them moulder on a flash drive for eighteen months.

33 Bulworth  Jul 2, 2014 12:52:15pm

re:
#24

Public only tuning out because media is Obama sycophants!!!! And the whole entire NSA surveillance ASSAULT is abusive!!!1 Media’s out of order. Obama’s out of order. NSA is out of order. UR all out of order!!!!

34 Decatur Deb  Jul 2, 2014 12:52:23pm

re: #31 Charles Johnson

Here’s a good one for a Ben Shapiro ‘shop…

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Breitbrat Cuckoos.

35 Gus  Jul 2, 2014 12:52:36pm

re: #31 Charles Johnson

Here’s a good one for a Ben Shapiro ‘shop…

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What’s the movie?

36 Bulworth  Jul 2, 2014 12:53:18pm

re:
#31

I might not sleep tonight….

37 Charles Johnson  Jul 2, 2014 12:53:23pm

re: #35 Gus

What’s the movie?

Children of the Damned.

38 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 2, 2014 12:55:12pm
39 Justanotherhuman  Jul 2, 2014 12:55:22pm

Six hours since Greensnow tweeted.

Must be crying into his pillow about now.

40 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 2, 2014 12:59:59pm

41 Justanotherhuman  Jul 2, 2014 1:00:26pm

Department of Homeland Security orders TSA to implement enhanced security measures at some overseas airports with direct flights to US - @NBCNightlyNews
End of alert

More: In written statement, Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson says new security steps at overseas airports based on reassessment of the ‘global threat environment’ - @markknoller
End of alert

42 Charles Johnson  Jul 2, 2014 1:00:38pm

re: #39 Justanotherhuman

I’m sure he’s already settled on a deceptive spin. He’s currently on word 4079 of a 6000-word article.

43 Feline Fearless Leader  Jul 2, 2014 1:01:53pm

re: #7 Bubblehead II

Chinese woman charged in plot to steal U.S. corn technology

(Reuters) - A Chinese woman has been arrested and charged with trying to steal patented U.S. seed technology as part of a plot to smuggle types of specialized corn from farm fields in the U.S. Midwest for use in China, authorities said on Wednesday.

Agro espionage??

Large historical precedent for that. Just look up the silk industry and how China tried to hide how it was produced.

44 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 2, 2014 1:02:28pm
45 Justanotherhuman  Jul 2, 2014 1:02:37pm

Holy crap, NC!

46 Bulworth  Jul 2, 2014 1:03:17pm

Killing animals for sport is conservation.

Jones, of Cleburne, Texas, has taken to — where else? — Facebook to defend herself, characterizing her big game hunts in Africa as a conservation effort.

“This is a conservation effort to assure [sic] that they never do become extinct,” she wrote.

Oh go fck yourself.

gma.yahoo.com

47 Dr Lizardo  Jul 2, 2014 1:04:10pm

re: #40 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

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Looks like a loaf of bread……

It’s BREADCAT!

48 Lidane  Jul 2, 2014 1:05:12pm

re: #23 Backwoods_Sleuth

Pro-tip: do NOT read the comments at the link.

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I got as far as the dipshit asking why Americans have any reason to cross the border at all, or why anyone has a reason to cross back, and suggesting that everyone should be shot on sight.

You know, because we only do business inside our borders. And Americans never live abroad, or travel, or have family outside the US. We should just wall ourselves in and cut off from the rest of the planet like North Korea. Morons.

49 Decatur Deb  Jul 2, 2014 1:05:15pm

re: #43 Feline Fearless Leader

Large historical precedent for that. Just look up the silk industry and how China tried to hide how it was produced.

And how coffee got to the New World.

50 b.d.  Jul 2, 2014 1:05:26pm

re: #39 Justanotherhuman

Six hours since Greensnow tweeted.

Must be crying into his pillow about now.

[real dudebro] GLENN IS PROBABLY CHECKING WITH HIS NSA HANDLERS IF HE HAS CUT ENOUGH OUT OF HIS STORY YET. #SELLOUT [real dudebro]

51 Gus  Jul 2, 2014 1:06:03pm

52 Decatur Deb  Jul 2, 2014 1:06:28pm

re: #51 Gus

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That’s bad.

53 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 2, 2014 1:06:43pm

re: #51 Gus

!

Wow. Never doubted your skills.

54 KiTA  Jul 2, 2014 1:06:59pm

re: #7 Bubblehead II

Chinese woman charged in plot to steal U.S. corn technology

(Reuters) - A Chinese woman has been arrested and charged with trying to steal patented U.S. seed technology as part of a plot to smuggle types of specialized corn from farm fields in the U.S. Midwest for use in China, authorities said on Wednesday.

Agro espionage??

Was it Monsanto tech? Because if so, heck, they can have it. :P

55 Charles Johnson  Jul 2, 2014 1:07:00pm

re: #51 Gus

GAH

56 Charles Johnson  Jul 2, 2014 1:07:28pm

BREITBRATS OF THE DAMNED

57 OhNoZombies!  Jul 2, 2014 1:08:19pm

re: #51 Gus

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That. Is. Terrifying.

58 Mike Lamb  Jul 2, 2014 1:09:14pm

re: #51 Gus

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That’s….haunting.

59 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 2, 2014 1:09:17pm

BREITBRATS: NIGHT OF TERROR!

60 Archangelus  Jul 2, 2014 1:09:25pm

re: #51 Gus

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On behalf of many of us here at LGF, I would like to take this opportunity to thank you profoundly for fueling our nightmares tonight and in the foreseeable future… ///

61 Bulworth  Jul 2, 2014 1:09:34pm

More conservation hunting:

Jones has also cited President Teddy Roosevelt as an example of someone who promoted conservationism but was also a hunter.

“He was a hunter too, right? He killed the same species that hunters now chase today under a mound of anti-hunting pressure. Yet, how can it be possible that someone can love the earth, and take from the Earth in the name of conservation? For some folks, they’ll never understand. For the rest of us…we were born that way. God Bless Teddy,” Jones posted.

TR was a land conservationist. He hunted animals because he wanted to kill them and show off to people about his supposed masculinity.

Now, please go fck yourself.

gma.yahoo.com

62 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 2, 2014 1:09:47pm

re: #54 KiTA

Was it Monsanto tech? Because if so, heck, they can have it. :P

DuPont, but pretty much the same thing.

63 OhNoZombies!  Jul 2, 2014 1:10:47pm

re: #60 Archangelus

On behalf of many of us here at LGF, I would like to take this opportunity to thank you profoundly for fueling our nightmares tonight and in the foreseeable future… ///

Aw hell.
Who needs sleep anyway.
//

64 Kragar  Jul 2, 2014 1:10:51pm

I still say Ben is that kid from the first Children of the Corn movie

65 Gus  Jul 2, 2014 1:11:20pm

re: #64 Kragar

I still say Ben is that kid from the first Children of the Corn movie

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66 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 2, 2014 1:11:55pm

One, two, Benny’s coming for you.
Three, four, better lock your door.
Five, six, grab your crucifix.
Seven, eight, gonna stay up late.
Nine, ten, never sleep again.

67 Bulworth  Jul 2, 2014 1:12:34pm

Children of the Corn VIII: The Derp of Ben Shapiro

68 b.d.  Jul 2, 2014 1:12:59pm

Children of the Derp

69 Archangelus  Jul 2, 2014 1:14:20pm

re: #65 Gus

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* Weeps in a corner * Make it stop! For the love of sanity, MAKE IT STOP!!!

///
;)

70 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 2, 2014 1:14:33pm

Derpraiser.

71 Dr Lizardo  Jul 2, 2014 1:14:34pm

re: #64 Kragar

I still say Ben is that kid from the first Children of the Corn movie

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Heh.

I can’t speak to Mr. Shapiro, but as to Christian fundies, I think they long ago started worshipping He Who Walks Behind The Rows.

72 Charles Johnson  Jul 2, 2014 1:16:49pm
73 Bubblehead II  Jul 2, 2014 1:16:51pm

re: #43 Feline Fearless Leader

Large historical precedent for that. Just look up the silk industry and how China tried to hide how it was produced.

Yep. I know. But why try and steal seed from the field? That’s what got them tipped off. Hell they had people inside providing them with the genetic sequence. Why not some of the seed as well?

74 Lidane  Jul 2, 2014 1:17:07pm

re: #72 Charles Johnson

75 Bubblehead II  Jul 2, 2014 1:17:27pm

re: #54 KiTA

Was it Monsanto tech? Because if so, heck, they can have it. :P

Monsanto and Dupont.

76 Gus  Jul 2, 2014 1:17:36pm

77 Pie-onist Overlord  Jul 2, 2014 1:17:37pm

I looked at this picture and my head did not explode. Where’s the gun? It’s so meh.
Her time line is full of Teh Derp but it’s just kind of Meh Derp compared to some other Derps.

78 Justanotherhuman  Jul 2, 2014 1:17:46pm
79 Bulworth  Jul 2, 2014 1:17:50pm

re:
#72

LOLwhut?

80 Dr Lizardo  Jul 2, 2014 1:17:57pm

re: #74 Lidane

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lolwut?!

81 Amory Blaine  Jul 2, 2014 1:18:12pm

Looks like a Mod band. “The Demented”.

82 Kragar  Jul 2, 2014 1:18:14pm

re: #71 Dr Lizardo

Heh.

I can’t speak to Mr. Shapiro, but as to Christian fundies, I think they long ago started worshipping He Who Walks Behind The Rows.

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Which is ironic, because its most likely an avatar of Shub-Niggurath making “He” really a “She.”

83 lawhawk  Jul 2, 2014 1:18:19pm

Staying classy in MS.

84 Flying Squirrel Girl  Jul 2, 2014 1:18:38pm

re: #40 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

Puffer Kitty.

85 Justanotherhuman  Jul 2, 2014 1:19:02pm

re: #74 Lidane

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And he has the photos of Cochran’s wife in the nursing home to prove it. ///

86 Feline Fearless Leader  Jul 2, 2014 1:19:24pm

re: #61 Bulworth

More conservation hunting:

TR was a land conservationist. He hunted animals because he wanted to kill them and show off to people about his supposed masculinity.

Now, please go fck yourself.

gma.yahoo.com

With an additional mild excuse of collecting specimens for museums in the United States. (In Teddy’s case.)

87 Bulworth  Jul 2, 2014 1:20:19pm

re:
#77

What kind of person names themselves after a craft store? Weird heroes these RWNJ have.

88 CuriousLurker  Jul 2, 2014 1:20:39pm

re: #71 Dr Lizardo

Heh.

I can’t speak to Mr. Shapiro, but as to Christian fundies, I think they long ago started worshipping He Who Walks Behind The Rows.

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I’m not sure why, but that reminded me of my favorite monster illustration:

89 Justanotherhuman  Jul 2, 2014 1:21:05pm

re: #77 Pie-onist Overlord

I looked at this picture and my head did not explode. Where’s the gun? It’s so meh.
Her time line is full of Teh Derp but it’s just kind of Meh Derp compared to some other Derps.

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What, do they mean the tacky-assed outfit? HL carries themed clothes now?

90 Gus  Jul 2, 2014 1:21:06pm
91 Charles Johnson  Jul 2, 2014 1:21:52pm
92 Pie-onist Overlord  Jul 2, 2014 1:22:59pm

re: #87 Bulworth

re:
#77

What kind of person names themselves after a craft store? Weird heroes these RWNJ have.

I don’t get why she thinks that lame photo of her in a “Pro Life” T-shirt & holding Chick-Fil-A cup would MAKE LIBTURD HEADS ESPLODE!!!!!

Somebody please Photoshop an AR-15 on her hip and Tweet it back to her.

93 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 2, 2014 1:23:21pm

re: #88 CuriousLurker

Something tells me the girls knows what she is doing…

94 Bulworth  Jul 2, 2014 1:23:28pm

re:
#74

Mississippi State Sen. Chris McDaniel, who failed to unseat U.S. Sen. Thad Cochran in a June 24 GOP runoff election, railed today against the incumbent senator and his allies John McCain and Haley Barbour.

Hope I can beat the July 4th shoppers to ALL the POPCORNS!!

95 Lidane  Jul 2, 2014 1:25:19pm
96 Pie-onist Overlord  Jul 2, 2014 1:25:29pm

What is a “hinky” vote? Is that some kind of ethnic slur? Who are the hinkys?

97 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 2, 2014 1:26:10pm

re: #96 Pie-onist Overlord

hink*y
ˈhiNGkē/
adjectiveUSinformal
(of a person) dishonest or suspect.
“he knew the guy was hinky”
(of an object) unreliable.
“my brakes are a little hinky”

98 Dr Lizardo  Jul 2, 2014 1:26:34pm

re: #88 CuriousLurker

I’m not sure why, but that reminded me of my favorite monster illustration:

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I love it!

99 Bulworth  Jul 2, 2014 1:27:51pm

Genius head of WND says no way Hillary wins Dem nom in 2016: Obama will find clone instead—

rightwingwatch.org

100 klys  Jul 2, 2014 1:28:12pm

re: #88 CuriousLurker

…is it sad that I can identify the in-game WoW reference for that?

(It’s no longer in the game even.)

101 Bulworth  Jul 2, 2014 1:28:45pm

re:
#96

Pretty sure Bryan Fischer is a little hinky….

102 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 2, 2014 1:28:46pm

re: #100 klys

Do tell…

103 Dr Lizardo  Jul 2, 2014 1:29:00pm

re: #97 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

hink*y
ˈhiNGkē/
adjectiveUSinformal
(of a person) dishonest or suspect.
“he knew the guy was hinky”
(of an object) unreliable.
“my brakes are a little hinky”

HInky is an old term. I remember reading it first in “L.A. Confidential”; I had to ask my dad if he’d heard of the word, and he said it was pretty common slang when he was younger.

104 nsmith25  Jul 2, 2014 1:29:18pm

re: #99 Bulworth

Derptastic

105 Justanotherhuman  Jul 2, 2014 1:29:49pm

You suck a big one, Amazon.

Amazon refuses to settle with FTC over in-app purchases, says it’s ready for legal fight

theverge.com

“Amazon won’t submit to the FTC’s demands over in-app purchases made by children. Yesterday, the company sent this letter to the FTC warning that it’s prepared to engage the commission in a courtroom fight over the issue. Bowing to the FTC’s wishes would require Amazon to pay significant fines and reach a settlement modeled after the one Apple announced earlier this year. In January, CEO Tim Cook said his company decided against “a long and distracting legal fight” with the FTC, instead choosing to pay out a total of $32.5 million to 37,000 customers who claimed that their kids had made in-app purchases without permission. Apple also put in place new App Store safeguards that require explicit parental consent when buying virtual goods.

(snip)

“The squabble with the FTC comes just as Amazon prepares to release Fire Phone, its first smartphone, and one that will heavily feature the company’s Appstore. But Amazon is hoping the commission will reconsider; it claims going the litigation route “makes no sense” and would be an “unfortunate misallocation” of FTC resources.” (my emphasis)
More

It’s always about the Benjamins.

106 Pie-onist Overlord  Jul 2, 2014 1:29:57pm

re: #97 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

hink*y
ˈhiNGkē/
adjectiveUSinformal
(of a person) dishonest or suspect.
“he knew the guy was hinky”
(of an object) unreliable.
“my brakes are a little hinky”

I thought maybe it’s a slur for a Chinese Hungarian.

107 dog philosopher  Jul 2, 2014 1:30:32pm

most common wingnut racism:

not actual biological racists per se, but prejudge american black people as coming from a “ghetto” culture, believing that most american black people grow up in a “welfare” family and are culturally predisposed to live off the government if they can manage it

if you challenge this belief they are likely to act surprised that you don’t accept it as fact!

but they get very upset if you use the word racist - they have black friends who are perfectly normal and middle class yanno…

108 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 2, 2014 1:30:46pm

re: #106 Pie-onist Overlord

It does sound slur-ry…

109 dog philosopher  Jul 2, 2014 1:31:12pm

re: #97 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

hink*y
ˈhiNGkē/
adjectiveUSinformal
(of a person) dishonest or suspect.
“he knew the guy was hinky”
(of an object) unreliable.
“my brakes are a little hinky”

has a midwestern sound to me

never heard it growing up in nyc 50s-60s

110 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 2, 2014 1:31:23pm

That Target store announcement today?
Kory Watkins don’t give a shit.

111 klys  Jul 2, 2014 1:31:37pm

re: #102 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

Do tell…

In the old incarnation of ZG, you used the mudskunk lure to fish up Gahz’ranka. That’s why this one is in the jungle as opposed to a giant cavern (which is the other fish-up-a-raid-boss spot).

Of course, ZG got totally reworked like two expansions ago and I’m not sure the fight got replaced.

The achievement for doing so was called “Deadliest Catch.”

112 blueraven  Jul 2, 2014 1:31:58pm

LOL

113 Amory Blaine  Jul 2, 2014 1:32:36pm

re: #99 Bulworth

Asshole calls her a battle-ax too.

114 GeneJockey  Jul 2, 2014 1:33:10pm

Consider that in a poor country with an expanding human population there must be continuing expansion into wildlife habitat to support that population. The remaining land may be set aside for the wildlife, but the wildlife don’t generally control their own breeding very well, so they often exceed the carrying capacity of the land. The excess animals would normally expand into nearby habitat, or the entire population suffers. With the habitat necessarily limited by the need to feed the human population, the options are to allow the animal populations to boom and crash, or to reduce the population by intent.

A poor country can fulfill its conservation needs and bring in badly needed cash, at the cost of allowing something people in rich countries have the luxury to disdain, or it can allow the populations to boom and crash, which means more animals suffering more.

You may find it distasteful, but conservation hunting - yes, even of large, majestic carnivores - is not without justification. Indeed, in Roosevelt’s day the whole idea of conservation hunting was only just getting started, with the overwhelming majority of hunting in that day caring little for the health of the population in general.

Hunters I know would spend hours freeing a deer from a fence, even at some risk to themselves, because they love the animals. It can be difficult to understand that, but it’s true.

Now, WRT the young woman in question, I don’t know enough about her story to have an opinion on whether her hunting really was conservation hunting.

115 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 2, 2014 1:33:24pm

re: #111 klys

*googles furiously*

116 Dr Lizardo  Jul 2, 2014 1:33:59pm

re: #109 dog philosopher

has a midwestern sound to me

never heard it growing up in nyc 50s-60s

My dad said it was common in the Los Angeles area circa 1940s - 1950s. When I asked him about it, he said he hadn’t heard it in a long time.

117 klys  Jul 2, 2014 1:34:13pm

re: #115 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

*googles furiously*

Just go to wowhead.

118 CuriousLurker  Jul 2, 2014 1:35:51pm

re: #100 klys

…is it sad that I can identify the in-game WoW reference for that?

(It’s no longer in the game even.)

Heh, I know zip about gaming. Apart from the occasional round of solitaire or Mahjong, I never touch them. Even as a kid I wasn’t that crazy about board games or card games (I preferred to read or draw or daydream). Games stress me out.

There used to be ONE that I liked wayyyy back in the day though—I’m talking about running it off of a 5.25” floppy in DOS. What was the name…? It was a kid named Johnny, I think, and he had to run through a cemetery with skeletons & monsters popping up trying to get him… “Monster Bash” maybe? Not sure.

119 Justanotherhuman  Jul 2, 2014 1:36:25pm

‘Enhanced security’ at overseas airports with US flights

bbc.com

“A UK transport official told the BBC the country would be among those to step-up security procedures.

“The move comes amid US media reports that al-Qaeda affiliates in Syria and Yemen are developing bombs to smuggle on planes.

“The department said the changes would be made in the “upcoming days”.

“It did not specify which countries would be affected nor did it say what triggered the move. It is unclear if the move would be permanent or for a limited period, or would affect airports in the US.” More

120 Kragar  Jul 2, 2014 1:36:33pm

re: #77 Pie-onist Overlord

I looked at this picture and my head did not explode. Where’s the gun? It’s so meh.
Her time line is full of Teh Derp but it’s just kind of Meh Derp compared to some other Derps.

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121 CuriousLurker  Jul 2, 2014 1:37:04pm

re: #103 Dr Lizardo

HInky is an old term. I remember reading it first in “L.A. Confidential”; I had to ask my dad if he’d heard of the word, and he said it was pretty common slang when he was younger.

Yep, I grew up hearing it used. It may also be regional.

122 klys  Jul 2, 2014 1:38:09pm

re: #118 CuriousLurker

Heh, I know zip about gaming. Apart from the occasional round of solitaire or Mahjong, I never touch them. Even as a kid I wasn’t that crazy about board games or card games (I preferred to read or draw or daydream). Games stress me out.

There used to be ONE that I liked wayyyy back in the day though—I’m talking about running it off of a 5.25” floppy in DOS. What was the name…? It was a kid named Johnny, I think, and he had to run through a cemetery with skeletons & monsters popping up trying to get him… “Monster Bash” maybe? Not sure.

It’s a fun picture. They’ve had some fantastic art done - the style of the game itself also doesn’t try to be super-realistic which means they can be totally off the wall. Which is great (in my opinion) and keeps it from looking too horribly aged even as capabilities improved.

I had some 5.25” floppy games, but I think they mostly involved Sesame Street.

123 CuriousLurker  Jul 2, 2014 1:38:13pm

re: #111 klys

In the old incarnation of ZG, you used the mudskunk lure to fish up Gahz’ranka. That’s why this one is in the jungle as opposed to a giant cavern (which is the other fish-up-a-raid-boss spot).

Of course, ZG got totally reworked like two expansions ago and I’m not sure the fight got replaced.

The achievement for doing so was called “Deadliest Catch.”

You might just as well have been speaking Mandarin for all I understood of that.

124 GeneJockey  Jul 2, 2014 1:38:44pm

re: #120 Kragar

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I also noticed the two shopping carts just sitting there in the middle of the lot. Is it possible that HL shoppers - what few there appear to be - are lazy fucksticks who can’t be bothered to take the carts to the corral, and instead leave them sitting?

125 klys  Jul 2, 2014 1:39:05pm

re: #123 CuriousLurker

You might just as well have been speaking Mandarin for all I understood of that.

Teehee.

It’s ok, there’s one other poster who will actually understand it for sure, and really that just means that we’re both giant dorks.

126 Kragar  Jul 2, 2014 1:39:40pm
127 Dr Lizardo  Jul 2, 2014 1:39:51pm

re: #121 CuriousLurker

Yep, I grew up hearing it used. It may also be regional.

Could be. It’s not very commonplace now, that’s for sure. It’s pretty much obsolete slang. I can’t even remember now if the film version of L.A. Confidential used it or not, despite its early ’50s setting; I know the book used it.

128 William Barnett-Lewis  Jul 2, 2014 1:40:15pm

re: #120 Kragar

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I sadly noticed a brainwashed woman. I’ll pray for her… /////

129 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 2, 2014 1:40:51pm

Young was I. Money needed I.

130 Bulworth  Jul 2, 2014 1:40:56pm

re:
#127

It’s pretty much obsolete

Oh, you mean like Bryan Fischer’s ideology?

131 GeneJockey  Jul 2, 2014 1:41:44pm

re: #127 Dr Lizardo

Could be. It’s not very commonplace now, that’s for sure. It’s pretty much obsolete slang. I can’t even remember now if the film version of L.A. Confidential used it or not, despite its early ’50s setting; I know the book used it.

It sounds like something from a cop show of the 80s or 90s, like Hill Street Blues. You can hear Renko saying, “I dunno, Sarge. There was something hinky about the guy.”

132 Dr Lizardo  Jul 2, 2014 1:42:03pm

re: #130 Bulworth

re:
#127

Oh, you mean like Bryan Fischer’s ideology?

Yep. Obsolete man uses obsolete slang. :D

133 CuriousLurker  Jul 2, 2014 1:42:07pm

re: #122 klys

It’s a fun picture. They’ve had some fantastic art done - the style of the game itself also doesn’t try to be super-realistic which means they can be totally off the wall. Which is great (in my opinion) and keeps it from looking too horribly aged even as capabilities improved.

I had some 5.25” floppy games, but I think they mostly involved Sesame Street.

Yay—my long-term memory still works! It was indeed Monster Bash.

134 Self Respecting Woman Voter Against the GOP  Jul 2, 2014 1:42:49pm

re: #46 Bulworth

Killing animals for sport is conservation.

Oh go fck yourself.

gma.yahoo.com

Impeccable logic.////

135 b.d.  Jul 2, 2014 1:43:29pm

re: #120 Kragar

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hahaha.

empty parking lot (everyone probably out buying birth control) and two stray shopping carts which indicate either: the customers are assholes and/or they don’t have enough employees to tend to the carts

136 Bubblehead II  Jul 2, 2014 1:44:03pm

re: #127 Dr Lizardo

Could be. It’s not very commonplace now, that’s for sure. It’s pretty much obsolete slang. I can’t even remember now if the film version of L.A. Confidential used it or not, despite its early ’50s setting; I know the book used it.

Abby in the original NCIS uses it quite a bit.

137 Lidane  Jul 2, 2014 1:44:41pm
138 Dr Lizardo  Jul 2, 2014 1:44:55pm

re: #136 Bubblehead II

Abby in the original NCIS uses it quite a bit.

OK. Maybe it’s coming back in vogue; like they say, what’s old is new again.

139 Self Respecting Woman Voter Against the GOP  Jul 2, 2014 1:45:33pm

re: #61 Bulworth

More conservation hunting:

TR was a land conservationist. He hunted animals because he wanted to kill them and show off to people about his supposed masculinity.

Now, please go fck yourself.

gma.yahoo.com

Teddy Roosevelt hunted and preserved the specimens to ship back here for natural history museums.

140 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 2, 2014 1:47:32pm
141 EPR-radar  Jul 2, 2014 1:47:36pm

A fine version of the lightbulb joke, seen on the internet:

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First they break the light bulb themselves. Then they complain that it’s not working. Then a Democrat comes to change it, and the Republican knocks the new bulb out of their hand and breaks that, too. When someone else asks why it’s so dark in here, the Republican either blames the Democrat for not working with him to change the bulb, or blames the darkness on the moral failings of society. Lazy poor people, after all, don’t deserve light.

The Republican then issues a statement that the only way to fix the light is to give tax cuts to the rich.

142 Gus  Jul 2, 2014 1:47:49pm

Oh dear.

NSFW!

143 nsmith25  Jul 2, 2014 1:48:47pm

re: #140 Backwoods_Sleuth

Wow. Our family just got back from the OBX Sunday. I’d imagine there are evacuation orders soon.

144 GeneJockey  Jul 2, 2014 1:48:51pm

So, Conservatives will say, and consider it a salient point, that “Nobody forces anyone to work for Hobby Lobby. They can go get a job somewhere else!”, but imagine the howls if you said, “Nobody forced the Greenes to continue owning Hobby Lobby. They could sell it off and not have to ‘compromise’ their ‘principles’.”

145 Pie-onist Overlord  Jul 2, 2014 1:49:16pm

This is an actual Walmart item:

146 wrenchwench  Jul 2, 2014 1:49:27pm

re: #131 GeneJockey

It sounds like something from a cop show of the 80s or 90s, like Hill Street Blues. You can hear Renko saying, “I dunno, Sarge. There was something hinky about the guy.”

I couldn’t even remember Renko’s name if you hadn’t typed it, but I could hear him saying that.

147 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 2, 2014 1:49:37pm

It’s almost at hurricane strength (needs to be 74 mph)

148 Bubblehead II  Jul 2, 2014 1:49:55pm

re: #138 Dr Lizardo

OK. Maybe it’s coming back in vogue; like they say, what’s old is new again.

Which is probably why my wife refuses to get rid of a closet full of cloths.

149 Self Respecting Woman Voter Against the GOP  Jul 2, 2014 1:50:14pm

re: #96 Pie-onist Overlord

What is a “hinky” vote? Is that some kind of ethnic slur? Who are the hinkys?

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Probably a typo and he meant honky.

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150 Bulworth  Jul 2, 2014 1:50:55pm

re:
#139

But that isn’t conserving them so that they can continue living.

151 GeneJockey  Jul 2, 2014 1:51:09pm

re: #141 EPR-radar

A fine version of the lightbulb joke, seen on the internet:

It is better to light a single candle than to curse the darkness, especially if you can simultaneously prevent Democrats from turning on the light AND blame them for it.

152 CuriousLurker  Jul 2, 2014 1:51:44pm

re: #127 Dr Lizardo

Could be. It’s not very commonplace now, that’s for sure. It’s pretty much obsolete slang. I can’t even remember now if the film version of L.A. Confidential used it or not, despite its early ’50s setting; I know the book used it.

I actually still use it occasionally. Back in Texas no one ever had to ask me what it meant, but here on the East Coast sometimes people are like, “Wut?”

My boss laughs at me when I say I’m “fixin’ to ________.” I’ve used that all my life, never realizing till I got up here that not everyone says they’re fixin’ to go the store or cook dinner or whatever.

Urban dictionary nails it: urbandictionary.com

153 GeneJockey  Jul 2, 2014 1:52:30pm

re: #146 wrenchwench

I couldn’t even remember Renko’s name if you hadn’t typed it, but I could hear him saying that.

I have a mind to which weird random shit sticks, like the license plate number of my Mom’s ‘66 Ford station wagon that we got rid of in about 1980.

154 Dr Lizardo  Jul 2, 2014 1:52:40pm

re: #148 Bubblehead II

Which is probably why my wife refuses to get rid of a closet full of cloths.

One thing I did keep was some of my late dad’s vintage shoes and neckties. In primo condition from the 1940s to the late 1950s. Fortunately, my dad and I had the same shoe size. :)

155 Bulworth  Jul 2, 2014 1:52:52pm

re:
#141

Heh, indeed.

156 Gus  Jul 2, 2014 1:53:25pm
157 GeneJockey  Jul 2, 2014 1:53:32pm

re: #150 Bulworth

re:
#139

But that isn’t conserving them so that they can continue living.

No, but it might be so that the population does.

158 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 2, 2014 1:53:46pm
159 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 2, 2014 1:53:59pm

A pro-Russian terrorist near Slavyansk, June 28.

“Literally several km from us there are the fascist troops, Hitlerite kike-Banderites”.

“This is a religious war. The Vatican has advanced against us using the kike-Banderite money.”

Youtube Video

160 OhNoZombies!  Jul 2, 2014 1:54:37pm

re: #142 Gus

Oh dear.

>NSFW!

Oh dear indeed.
Excuse me while I go…ummm…
I mean, I don’t know how to un see that.

161 CuriousLurker  Jul 2, 2014 1:55:03pm

re: #159 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

A pro-Russian terrorist near Slavyansk, June 28.

“Literally several km from us there are the fascist troops, Hitlerite kike-Banderites”.

“This is a religious war. The Vatican has advanced against us using the kike-Banderite money.”

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E gad. O_o

162 Lidane  Jul 2, 2014 1:55:09pm
163 wrenchwench  Jul 2, 2014 1:55:09pm

re: #153 GeneJockey

I have a mind to which weird random shit sticks, like the license plate number of my Mom’s ‘66 Ford station wagon that we got rid of in about 1980.

I remember the house number we had in 1962. Sounds like no big deal ‘til you hear it was N89 W15224 Jefferson Avenue.

164 Amory Blaine  Jul 2, 2014 1:55:13pm

165 Dr Lizardo  Jul 2, 2014 1:55:32pm

re: #152 CuriousLurker

One of the more interesting aspects of being an ESL teacher is occasionally having to explain slang to younger Czechs (amongst others). Like the time I had to explain the difference between “shit” and “the shit”. That was an interesting lesson.

It was younger Czechs who listened to a lot of American music, particularly hip-hop. Yep…..getting paid to explain what “badonkadonk” means.

Gotta love it. :D

166 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 2, 2014 1:55:47pm

re: #161 CuriousLurker

E gad. O_o

Typical antifascists, wouldn’t you say? /

167 KiTA  Jul 2, 2014 1:55:57pm

re: #75 Bubblehead II

Monsanto and Dupont.

My heart weeps for them.

168 Lidane  Jul 2, 2014 1:57:00pm
169 Self Respecting Woman Voter Against the GOP  Jul 2, 2014 1:57:09pm

re: #114 GeneJockey

Consider that in a poor country with an expanding human population there must be continuing expansion into wildlife habitat to support that population. The remaining land may be set aside for the wildlife, but the wildlife don’t generally control their own breeding very well, so they often exceed the carrying capacity of the land. The excess animals would normally expand into nearby habitat, or the entire population suffers. With the habitat necessarily limited by the need to feed the human population, the options are to allow the animal populations to boom and crash, or to reduce the population by intent.

A poor country can fulfill its conservation needs and bring in badly needed cash, at the cost of allowing something people in rich countries have the luxury to disdain, or it can allow the populations to boom and crash, which means more animals suffering more.

You may find it distasteful, but conservation hunting - yes, even of large, majestic carnivores - is not without justification. Indeed, in Roosevelt’s day the whole idea of conservation hunting was only just getting started, with the overwhelming majority of hunting in that day caring little for the health of the population in general.

Hunters I know would spend hours freeing a deer from a fence, even at some risk to themselves, because they love the animals. It can be difficult to understand that, but it’s true.

Now, WRT the young woman in question, I don’t know enough about her story to have an opinion on whether her hunting really was conservation hunting.

I found this. I still don’t think it’s something to be bragging about and posting all over the place.

170 Bulworth  Jul 2, 2014 1:57:27pm

re:
#168

That Obama, what a trickster he is.

171 GeneJockey  Jul 2, 2014 1:58:06pm

re: #165 Dr Lizardo

One of the more interesting aspects of being an ESL teacher is occasionally having to explain slang to younger Czechs (amongst others). Like the time I had to explain the difference between “shit” and “the shit”. That was an interesting lesson.

It was younger Czechs who listened to a lot of American music, particularly hip-hop. Yep…..getting paid to explain what “badonkadonk” means.

Gotta love it. :D

Isn’t it like “phenomenon” - what you say before ‘Deet-dee deedeeby’

172 Self Respecting Woman Voter Against the GOP  Jul 2, 2014 1:58:14pm

re: #121 CuriousLurker

Yep, I grew up hearing it used. It may also be regional.

I’ve heard the word “hinky” my whole life.

173 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 2, 2014 1:58:17pm

The Samovar Party.

174 Charles Johnson  Jul 2, 2014 1:58:33pm
175 Justanotherhuman  Jul 2, 2014 2:00:17pm

No doubt a lot of HL’s profit comes from this: “…a special 10% discount on merchandise sold to churches, schools and national charitable organizations when they purchase items with an organizational check or credit card.” They’re stingy, too, since the same churches and orgs probably encourage their members to shop there by touting HL’s “generosity”. Too busy paying lawyers to deny employers their benefits and rights, you bet.

There are six orgs HL regularly contributes money to since they get “over ten thousand requests that we receive yearly”, so the 10% discount. It’s not hard to get a 10% discount anywhere if you buy a lot on a regular basis. Even Lowe’s gives a 10% discount to active service members but cashiers will generally give veterans 10%, also, if they have their card—I know I used to. Even places like Advance auto parts will give anyone 10% off if you order online and go pick it up at the store. So, HL isn’t being generous to those who might buy a lot of their shit, any more so than any other store.

hobbylobby.com

Damn, I don’t have a lot of money, but I still tip 20% on the rare occasions we go out to eat at a sit-down joint.

176 Gus  Jul 2, 2014 2:00:20pm
177 wrenchwench  Jul 2, 2014 2:00:46pm

re: #174 Charles Johnson

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Nah, just posting over and over

(WHO IS NOT ME)

178 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 2, 2014 2:01:30pm

re: #176 Gus

Ileagel, what a beautiful word.

179 Gus  Jul 2, 2014 2:02:14pm

re: #178 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

Ileagel, what a beautiful word.

BEEAGLES

180 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 2, 2014 2:02:39pm

re: #178 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

Ileagel, what a beautiful word.

Ileagel sounds like it could be a sick beagle…

181 Justanotherhuman  Jul 2, 2014 2:03:20pm

re: #145 Pie-onist Overlord

This is an actual Walmart item:

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Holy shit.

182 Bulworth  Jul 2, 2014 2:03:54pm

re:
#181

Yeah, um, whut?

183 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 2, 2014 2:04:01pm

re: #180 Backwoods_Sleuth

Ileagel sounds like it could be a sick beagle…

I suppose that’s how she came up with the “diseases” part of her other sign.

184 CuriousLurker  Jul 2, 2014 2:04:19pm

Ugh, gotta take out the trash. This is one of the few things that makes me wish I was still married. //

BBL

185 Charles Johnson  Jul 2, 2014 2:04:28pm
186 Amory Blaine  Jul 2, 2014 2:05:04pm

re: #176 Gus

American exceptionalism.

187 Gus  Jul 2, 2014 2:05:08pm
188 RealityBasedSteve  Jul 2, 2014 2:05:12pm

re: #178 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

Ileagel, what a beautiful word.

Or sick bird… Our national puking its guts up while flying over tea-baggers.

RBS

189 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 2, 2014 2:07:29pm

re: #180 Backwoods_Sleuth

Ileagel sounds like it could be a sick beagle…

re: #188 RealityBasedSteve

Or sick bird… Our national puking its guts up while flying over tea-baggers.

RBS

oh you guys

190 Kragar  Jul 2, 2014 2:08:00pm
191 Self Respecting Woman Voter Against the GOP  Jul 2, 2014 2:08:25pm

re: #176 Gus

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“Citiens” as opposed to “countriens.”

192 Pie-onist Overlord  Jul 2, 2014 2:08:33pm

Is Charles C. Johnson bucking for a job at The Intercept.

They’ll toss his resume because they’ll think it’s from Our Charles.

193 Justanotherhuman  Jul 2, 2014 2:08:48pm

re: #152 CuriousLurker

I actually still use it occasionally. Back in Texas no one ever had to ask me what it meant, but here on the East Coast sometimes people are like, “Wut?”

My boss laughs at me when I say I’m “fixin’ to ________.” I’ve used that all my life, never realizing till I got up here that not everyone says they’re fixin’ to go the store or cook dinner or whatever.

Urban dictionary nails it: urbandictionary.com

Once in a while I still use the southern-ism, “cut”—as in “cut off the lights”.

And yes, we use the word, “fixin’” down here, also.

As in,

Youtube Video

194 Kragar  Jul 2, 2014 2:09:54pm
196 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 2, 2014 2:11:55pm

re: #191 Second Class Citizen

“Citiens” as opposed to “countriens.”

Citoyens. She’s French. //

197 Kragar  Jul 2, 2014 2:12:49pm

Award winning in the “Arnold Rimmer BSC SSC” sense

BSC = Bronze Swimming Certificate
SSC = Silver Swimming Certificate

198 Justanotherhuman  Jul 2, 2014 2:15:06pm

Now a warning for NC coast, not a watch.

199 Kragar  Jul 2, 2014 2:16:33pm
200 Romantic Heretic  Jul 2, 2014 2:16:42pm

re: #24 Charles Johnson

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What new Snowden docs? He’s had them for years now. If there was anything really horrendous there we’d know about it by now.

201 Lidane  Jul 2, 2014 2:16:48pm
202 Charles Johnson  Jul 2, 2014 2:17:08pm
203 dog philosopher  Jul 2, 2014 2:18:41pm

re: #141 EPR-radar

A fine version of the lightbulb joke, seen on the internet:

im laughin to keep from cryin

204 Kragar  Jul 2, 2014 2:18:55pm

CCJ retweeted this

205 Lidane  Jul 2, 2014 2:19:56pm

re: #202 Charles Johnson

206 Pie-onist Overlord  Jul 2, 2014 2:20:02pm

WTFITS

207 Pie-onist Overlord  Jul 2, 2014 2:20:25pm

re: #205 Lidane

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Jesus, he really does want a job at The Intercept.

208 andres  Jul 2, 2014 2:20:52pm

re: #137 Lidane

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The solution is pretty simple: no exceptions for anyone.

209 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 2, 2014 2:21:50pm

re: #205 Lidane

“Periodic reminder: I am an award-winning journalist.”

If you need to remind, you’re doin’ it wrong.

210 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 2, 2014 2:21:52pm

re: #205 Lidane

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yeah, but he doesn’t have a Peabody!!11!!

211 Amory Blaine  Jul 2, 2014 2:22:12pm

Um, if he doesn’t buy food with his paycheck what does he buy?

212 William Barnett-Lewis  Jul 2, 2014 2:23:08pm

re: #206 Pie-onist Overlord

WTFITS

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Why I don’t do twitter in a nutshell because I’d be too weak to not tweet back something like “Good, because you’re too stupid to live” and descend to his childish level.

213 Pie-onist Overlord  Jul 2, 2014 2:23:11pm

re: #211 Amory Blaine

Um, if he doesn’t buy food with his paycheck what does he buy?

HURR HURR HE HAS TO PAY FOR TEH SLUTZ BIRTH CONTROLS!!!!!!

214 Kragar  Jul 2, 2014 2:23:37pm

re: #206 Pie-onist Overlord

WTFITS

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They’re worried that if their employees anger the spirits, they will burn in hell

215 dog philosopher  Jul 2, 2014 2:23:47pm

re: #205 Lidane

Periodic reminder: I am an award-winning journalist.

— Charles C. Johnson

thank you but i didn’t require any further proof that you’re a moron

216 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 2, 2014 2:24:11pm
217 Lidane  Jul 2, 2014 2:24:55pm

Rebranding!

218 Pie-onist Overlord  Jul 2, 2014 2:25:10pm

HAV MOAR STUPIDS:

My employer gives a discount on new vehicle lease/purchase so that must mean “they buy me a new car”

219 Romantic Heretic  Jul 2, 2014 2:25:46pm

re: #99 Bulworth

Genius head of WND says no way Hillary wins Dem nom in 2016: Obama will find clone instead—

rightwingwatch.org

Why is Mr. Farah not receiving mental health care? Paranoid schizophrenia is not something that should be left untreated.

220 Kragar  Jul 2, 2014 2:26:34pm

I thought he was going for Fuckface Von Clownshoes

221 darthstar  Jul 2, 2014 2:26:58pm
222 Dr Lizardo  Jul 2, 2014 2:30:10pm

re: #220 Kragar

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I thought he was going for Fuckface Von Clownshoes

If CCJ seems himself as the Joker (especially Heath Ledger’s incarnation of the character), then he is an anarchist.

Last time I checked, “conservatism” and “anarchism” were distinctly different political philosophies.

223 darthstar  Jul 2, 2014 2:31:05pm
224 Lidane  Jul 2, 2014 2:35:20pm
225 Mike Lamb  Jul 2, 2014 2:35:35pm

re: #206 Pie-onist Overlord

WTFITS

[Embedded content]

Does his employer tell him what food he is allowed to purchase with his wages/salary?

What’s that you say? An employer telling you what you can or cannot buy with your money would be ridiculous? You don’t say…

226 thedopefishlives  Jul 2, 2014 2:37:32pm

Evening Lizardim.

227 Mike Lamb  Jul 2, 2014 2:38:09pm

re: #218 Pie-onist Overlord

HAV MOAR STUPIDS:

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My employer gives a discount on new vehicle lease/purchase so that must mean “they buy me a new car”

That weapons grade stupid….no that doesn’t cover it…that’s galactically stupid…nope. Still not enough. Uh…universally? Hmmm…little help here please. It’s just soooooooooooooooooooooooooo stupid.

228 Pie-onist Overlord  Jul 2, 2014 2:38:39pm

re: #225 Mike Lamb

Does his employer tell him what food he is allowed to purchase with his wages/salary?

What’s that you say? An employer telling you what you can or cannot buy with your money would be ridiculous? You don’t say…

Wingnuts seem to think that one form of employee earned compensation is different from another form of employee earned compensation, in that the employer can tell you how to spend your health benefits but can’t tell you how to spend your paycheck.

229 Mike Lamb  Jul 2, 2014 2:39:59pm

re: #228 Pie-onist Overlord

Wingnuts seem to think….

Objection! Facts not in evidence.

230 Romantic Heretic  Jul 2, 2014 2:42:04pm

re: #204 Kragar

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CCJ retweeted this

I think that describes most of the teahadis quite nicely.

231 nsmith25  Jul 2, 2014 2:44:12pm
232 Bubblehead II  Jul 2, 2014 2:44:46pm

re: #228 Pie-onist Overlord

Wingnuts seem to think that one form of employee earned compensation is different from another form of employee earned compensation, in that the employer can tell you how to spend your health benefits but can’t tell you how to spend your paycheck.

Well, actually they can. Mine specifically says I can’t use it to buy/use illegal drugs and if caught doing so, will be terminated.

1/2 //////////

233 Romantic Heretic  Jul 2, 2014 2:44:49pm

re: #222 Dr Lizardo

If CCJ seems himself as the Joker (especially Heath Ledger’s incarnation of the character), then he is an anarchist.

Last time I checked, “conservatism” and “anarchism” were distinctly different political philosophies.

Anarchism has a bad rep on all sides of the political spectrum. Conservatism doesn’t, yet.

As the saying goes though, calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it work.

234 darthstar  Jul 2, 2014 2:47:49pm
235 Justanotherhuman  Jul 2, 2014 2:49:05pm

This is going to get interesting since the issue is probably going to the SC from one of the mentioned cases.

Massachusetts high court says accused criminal must decrypt computers for police

reuters.com

I don’t see how it’s much different from searching luggage at the airport, even when someone hasn’t been charged with anything, or a car when stopped and searched under “probable cause”.

Wouldn’t the fact that there was enough evidence to charge this guy be enough to unlock his property? That’s all those computers are—property that he’s locked with encryption.

If ruled in favor of the State, this would mean that those like Snowden, who stole from the govt, or hackers who stole from anyone or committed other criminal acts, like distributing child pornography, would be obliged to unlock their computers under penalties when caught and could no longer refuse under some vague “rights” issue. After all, a computer is just a machine, an aid, not your protector from prosecution, not your advocate.

236 darthstar  Jul 2, 2014 2:51:18pm

I see one of GG’s more vocal critics(John Schindler) got over his dick pick shame. Glad he’s posting again, as he’s pretty good about taking down the Glenna.

237 William Barnett-Lewis  Jul 2, 2014 2:51:57pm

re: #234 darthstar

[Embedded content]

I remember that show! Cool! IIRC, that was the first depiction of a female superhero on TV.

238 Charles Johnson  Jul 2, 2014 2:52:00pm

LOL!

239 Fairly Sure I'm Still Obdicut  Jul 2, 2014 2:52:01pm

re: #231 nsmith25

[Embedded content]

It’s sad, but he’s right. The modern GOP wouldn’t pass the CRA. They would, at the very, least, demand enormous cuts to social services in return for passing it. They don’t see it as an achievement our society has made that we can be proud of. That’s really disturbing.

240 Justanotherhuman  Jul 2, 2014 2:53:58pm

Here: 92°
RealFeel(r) 98°

Yes, it’s hotter than hell.

241 wrenchwench  Jul 2, 2014 2:54:45pm

re: #239 Fairly Sure I’m Still Obdicut

It’s sad, but he’s right. The modern GOP wouldn’t pass the CRA. They would, at the very, least, demand enormous cuts to social services in return for passing it. They don’t see it as an achievement our society has made that we can be proud of. That’s really disturbing.

And John Lewis is in a better position to know this than anyone else on the planet.

242 Mike Lamb  Jul 2, 2014 2:55:43pm

re: #232 Bubblehead II

Well, actually they can. Mine specifically says I can’t use it to buy/use illegal drugs and if caught doing so, will be terminated.

1/2 //////////

That’s actually the federal, state and/or local gov’t prohibiting the purchase of illegal drugs.

243 Mike Lamb  Jul 2, 2014 2:58:07pm

re: #240 Justanotherhuman

Here: 92°
RealFeel(r) 98°

Yes, it’s hotter than hell.

Currently 109 in Phoenix. 10 day forecast says it won’t be cooler than 102 any time soon.

They’ve also employed the Bain forecasting (give them hope), by saying there is a chance of thunderstorms 10 days from now. There won’t be any thunderstorms…

244 AntonSirius  Jul 2, 2014 3:00:36pm

re: #59 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

BREITBRATS: NIGHT OF TERROR!

245 Bubblehead II  Jul 2, 2014 3:01:15pm

re: #240 Justanotherhuman

Here: 92°
RealFeel(r) 98°

Yes, it’s hotter than hell.

Weather Bug is reporting a temp of 95 with a wind speed of 5 MPH out of the N/NE here in Twin Falls, Id.

246 Justanotherhuman  Jul 2, 2014 3:02:33pm

re: #243 Mike Lamb

Currently 109 in Phoenix. 10 day forecast says it won’t be cooler than 102 any time soon.

They’ve also employed the Bain forecasting (give them hope), by saying there is a chance of thunderstorms 10 days from now. There won’t be any thunderstorms…

You don’t have the humidity we have, do you? : )

If it were 98 deg right now, it would feel like 115. As it is, tomorrow it will be 88 with t-storms, making it feel like 106, according to the forecast.

247 Lidane  Jul 2, 2014 3:07:05pm

re: #239 Fairly Sure I’m Still Obdicut

It’s sad, but he’s right. The modern GOP wouldn’t pass the CRA. They would, at the very, least, demand enormous cuts to social services in return for passing it. They don’t see it as an achievement our society has made that we can be proud of. That’s really disturbing.

The modern GOP would never pass the CRA or the VRA. They wouldn’t establish the EPA, or OSHA, or pass the Clean Water and Air Acts. They wouldn’t sign on to Title IX and they would’ve kept us on the gold standard. They also would’ve impeached Nixon for going to China while praising him for Watergate.

They aren’t conservatives. They’re nihilists.

248 Kragar  Jul 2, 2014 3:08:00pm

Anyone who tweets should love this thread

249 Bubblehead II  Jul 2, 2014 3:09:47pm

re: #242 Mike Lamb

That’s actually the federal, state and/or local gov’t prohibiting the purchase of illegal drugs.

hence the 1/2 /////////

250 CuriousLurker  Jul 2, 2014 3:10:46pm

Ahhh, relief. It was hot & humid here—somewhere in the low 90s—but about an hour ago the sky went all dark, and then about 10 minutes ago a thunderstorm let loose, so now the temp has dropped down to 76° F.

251 Justanotherhuman  Jul 2, 2014 3:11:14pm

Get off the island, dumbasses.

North Carolina’s Hyde County announces voluntary evacuation for Ocracoke Island ahead of Tropical Storm Arthur; county under local state of emergency - @wcti12
Read more on wcti12.com

252 PhillyPretzel  Jul 2, 2014 3:13:06pm

re: #251 Justanotherhuman

They should move to the main land but won’t until they are forced off the island.

253 Justanotherhuman  Jul 2, 2014 3:16:44pm

Woops!

Goldman Sachs reportedly sues Google to un-send an accidental email containing private client data - @verge
Read more on theverge.com

254 klys  Jul 2, 2014 3:17:13pm

Have a non-derp related WTF moment:

Youtube Video

255 Justanotherhuman  Jul 2, 2014 3:17:51pm

re: #252 PhillyPretzel

They should move to the main land but won’t until they are forced off the island.

Even then, a few might try to “ride out the storm”. That seems to be a thing these days.

Not me. I value my life too much.

256 PhillyPretzel  Jul 2, 2014 3:19:02pm

re: #250 CuriousLurker

Philly is supposed to get something soon. We are also due to get some heavy showers tomorrow.

257 wrenchwench  Jul 2, 2014 3:19:32pm

re: #250 CuriousLurker

Ahhh, relief. It was hot & humid here—somewhere in the low 90s—but about an hour ago the sky went all dark, and then about 10 minutes ago a thunderstorm let loose, so now the temp has dropped down to 76° F.

That’s supposed to happen here right when I close the store—so I can walk home in the rain!

258 CuriousLurker  Jul 2, 2014 3:20:33pm

re: #256 PhillyPretzel

Same here. We’re supposed to have rain through Friday.

259 PhillyPretzel  Jul 2, 2014 3:20:41pm

re: #255 Justanotherhuman

If I am told to get out of my house by the authorities because of the weather I will. I am not crazy about the idea but I will move.

260 CuriousLurker  Jul 2, 2014 3:22:05pm

re: #257 wrenchwench

That’s supposed to happen here right when I close the store—so I can walk home in the rain!

Heh, I used to love walking in the rain in summertime. And playing in puddles when I was little.

261 Kragar  Jul 2, 2014 3:22:25pm

Rain? That is the water from the sky thing, right?

262 klys  Jul 2, 2014 3:23:17pm

re: #261 Kragar

Rain? That is the water from the sky thing, right?

I’ve heard rumors of its existence, but no proof.

263 CuriousLurker  Jul 2, 2014 3:23:29pm

re: #261 Kragar

Rain? That is the water from the sky thing, right?

If you’re not getting any it’s obviously because you don’t pray hard enough for it. //

264 BongCrodny  Jul 2, 2014 3:23:42pm

re: #46 Bulworth

Killing animals for sport is conservation.

Oh go fck yourself.

gma.yahoo.com

“Up is down,” Jones further explained.

265 wrenchwench  Jul 2, 2014 3:24:04pm

re: #254 klys

Have a non-derp related WTF moment:

[Embedded content]

Video

The Bronies have gone too far. Somebody stop them!

266 Charles Johnson  Jul 2, 2014 3:24:47pm

Arg!

267 klys  Jul 2, 2014 3:24:48pm

re: #265 wrenchwench

The Bronies have gone too far. Somebody stop them!

For like the first 0.5 seconds, before you get a good look at them, the costumes look halfway decent.

And then you get a good look and it segways firmly into WTF.

268 lawhawk  Jul 2, 2014 3:25:27pm

re: #220 Kragar

Not that it matters to Chuck (the other one). He really believes his own BS and hype that he’s found a real story here, even though it’s fabricated out of BS you can smell from the payola on up.

269 Justanotherhuman  Jul 2, 2014 3:25:35pm

re: #266 Charles Johnson

Arg!

[Embedded content]

They don’t pay much attention. That’s why they get in trouble.

270 CuriousLurker  Jul 2, 2014 3:26:25pm

re: #260 CuriousLurker

Heh, I used to love walking in the rain in summertime. And playing in puddles when I was little.

I used to take my mom’s nail polish outside and put drops of it in the rain puddles because it made really cool rainbows on the water. It was like magic (though I’m sure some of you science-y lizards could explain why it’s not really magic).

271 lawhawk  Jul 2, 2014 3:26:43pm

re: #263 CuriousLurker

If you’re not getting any it’s obviously because you don’t pray hard enough for it. //

Just don’t pray too hard. Then you’re wishing for it to stop.

Pray too intensely, and you get downpours and flash floods.
Pray too long, and you get hurricanes and long term flooding.

Not enough praying? Droughts and crop failures.

That’s the worldview of the prayer solves everything cabal.

272 EPR-radar  Jul 2, 2014 3:27:03pm

re: #270 CuriousLurker

I used to take my mom’s nail polish outside and put drops of it in the rain puddles because it made really cool rainbows on the water. It was like magic (though I’m sure some of you science-y lizards could explain why it’s not really magic).

Thin film interference fringes.

273 klys  Jul 2, 2014 3:27:55pm

re: #272 EPR-radar

Thin film interference fringes.

That being said, I’m totally cool with considering it magic too. In the “oh man that’s so neat” sense where I don’t necessarily have to understand all the science behind it exactly.

274 Gus  Jul 2, 2014 3:27:58pm
275 klys  Jul 2, 2014 3:28:42pm

re: #274 Gus

a) you are a master.
b) how the fuck am I supposed to sleep tonight?

276 Charles Johnson  Jul 2, 2014 3:28:45pm

re: #274 Gus

You’re having too much fun with that picture.

277 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 2, 2014 3:29:40pm

re: #275 klys

With the lights on.

278 Gus  Jul 2, 2014 3:29:42pm

re: #276 Charles Johnson

You’re having too much fun with that picture.

They’re like the Beatles. //

279 lawhawk  Jul 2, 2014 3:30:31pm

re: #276 Charles Johnson

You’re having too much fun with that picture.

I’m taking claims for PTSD by readers for publishing those. ///

280 EPR-radar  Jul 2, 2014 3:30:59pm

re: #271 lawhawk

Just don’t pray too hard. Then you’re wishing for it to stop.

Pray too intensely, and you get downpours and flash floods.
Pray too long, and you get hurricanes and long term flooding.

Not enough praying? Droughts and crop failures.

That’s the worldview of the prayer solves everything cabal.

A good friend of mine had an interesting approach for dealing with a college evangelist that was praying for his conversion.

“If your prayer for my conversion were to be efficacious, what effect would that have on my free will?”

Apparently this sent the would-be evangelist off to the local priest for guidance.

281 CuriousLurker  Jul 2, 2014 3:31:24pm

re: #272 EPR-radar

Thin film interference fringes.

NO. It was magic.
*closes eyes, sticks finger in ears, la-la-la-la-la I can’t hearrrr youuuu*

282 EPR-radar  Jul 2, 2014 3:31:39pm

re: #279 lawhawk

I’m taking claims for PTSD by readers for publishing those. ///

Could be a class action suit here…

283 Justanotherhuman  Jul 2, 2014 3:31:52pm
284 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 2, 2014 3:32:35pm

re: #281 CuriousLurker

But thin film interference is magic.

285 EPR-radar  Jul 2, 2014 3:33:18pm

re: #283 Justanotherhuman

One of Obama’s rewards for dealing with Republicans and other threats to America is the ability to do cool things like this.

286 klys  Jul 2, 2014 3:33:47pm

re: #284 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

But thin film interference is magic.

One could argue that sufficiently advanced physics is indistinguishable from …

Never mind, I’m not going down that rabbit hole. YOU CAN’T MAKE ME.

287 EPR-radar  Jul 2, 2014 3:34:22pm

re: #284 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

But thin film interference is magic.

Especially when it is noted that electromagnetic waves are waves that propagate in nothing at all.

288 Bubblehead II  Jul 2, 2014 3:34:41pm

re: #274 Gus

Greenwalds of the Damned

Your really starting to creep me out here.

289 lawhawk  Jul 2, 2014 3:35:16pm

Apparently, there’s some kind of gas explosion near Picadilly at Fortnum&Mason in London. No word on casualties, and local media isn’t squawking just yet.

twitter.com

Meanwhile, there’s new restrictions on flights due to heightened terror concerns. Enhanced security measures are now in effect.

290 Bubblehead II  Jul 2, 2014 3:35:55pm

re: #275 klys

a) you are a master.
b) how the fuck am I supposed to sleep tonight?

Drink. Drink a lot. Crown seems to work for me.

291 aagcobb  Jul 2, 2014 3:36:11pm

Charles is turning the Mississippi Senate Race into a lunatic’s three ring circus.//*

* No, not our Charles

292 b.d.  Jul 2, 2014 3:37:16pm

re: #275 klys

a) you are a master.
b) how the fuck am I supposed to sleep tonight?

[scary] THE TWEETS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!! [/scary]

293 CuriousLurker  Jul 2, 2014 3:37:21pm

re: #284 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

But thin film interference is magic.

Oh, well then that’s okay.

I think next time I’m in the CVS (drug store) I’m gonna ask them if they have any of those little bottles of thin film interference magic. Totally deadpan, you know? Just to see the WTF expression on their face. LOL

294 Pie-onist Overlord  Jul 2, 2014 3:38:12pm
295 William Barnett-Lewis  Jul 2, 2014 3:38:22pm

re: #287 EPR-radar

Especially when it is noted that electromagnetic waves are waves that propagate in nothing at all.

And simultaneously particles?

296 lawhawk  Jul 2, 2014 3:38:33pm

re: #291 aagcobb

Charles is turning the Mississippi Senate Race into a lunatic’s three ring circus.//*

* No, not our Charles

More than it already was - where a far right incumbent was being attacked for being insufficiently pure far right lunatic, by a far right lunatic.

And because of the big-tent GOP, any votes from people who weren’t sufficiently melanin-challenged would be challenged. Because conformity or else. Or something.

297 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 2, 2014 3:38:56pm


Magic.

298 CuriousLurker  Jul 2, 2014 3:39:14pm

re: #286 klys

One could argue that sufficiently advanced physics is indistinguishable from …

Never mind, I’m not going down that rabbit hole. YOU CAN’T MAKE ME.

re: #287 EPR-radar

Especially when it is noted that electromagnetic waves are waves that propagate in nothing at all.

Shut up! Y’all are gonna make my head explode. Sheesh. //

299 ObserverArt  Jul 2, 2014 3:39:34pm

I’m more than a little frustrated by politics these days. So, to laugh about it so as not to be too pissed off I wanted to do a fun shop to relieve some of the frustration. This image might be generational as to who gets the joke, but since the two comics it is based on have been part of movie history, I hope everyone understands the image.

McCarthy & Boehner - Madcap Congressional Jokesters

300 allegro  Jul 2, 2014 3:41:08pm

re: #264 BongCrodny

“Up is down,” Jones further explained.

There is proper argument and sound evidence for periodic culling of populations to maximize their health within a specific population in a specific geographic area and it is often done to control particularly game populations. That’s what these advertised and no doubt costly hunts sell to make it palatable to those who are looking for any excuse to murder a big, bad beauties just so they can say that they did.

It is not, however, sound practice to ensure an endangered species survival. The only way to maximize a species chances for continued survival is to increase range, even artificially by placing captured animals in new territories where they can build new populations. When all of a species numbers are in too tight of a group or area, one good disaster or disease can wipe them out in a heartbeat.

Every individual animal is of priceless value if the true intent is to maximize a species survival. The culling thing is $$$ first.

301 Kragar  Jul 2, 2014 3:41:29pm
302 Bubblehead II  Jul 2, 2014 3:43:04pm

re: #286 klys

One could argue that sufficiently advanced physics is indistinguishable from …

Never mind, I’m not going down that rabbit hole. YOU CAN’T MAKE ME.

You ever read any of the Soul Rider series by Jack L. Chalker? Magic, based on math. The more math you knew, the stronger your spells.

303 CuriousLurker  Jul 2, 2014 3:43:44pm

re: #294 Pie-onist Overlord

Is he referring to that Arab teenager they found dead in the forest? I read about that earlier today in Haaretz. It’s all so… needless. *sigh*

304 Kragar  Jul 2, 2014 3:45:15pm
305 BeachDem  Jul 2, 2014 3:45:17pm

Interesting afternoon. Went with a group from Moms Demand Action to deliver postcards from constituents to our Rep. (He’s a right wing talking point toady who claims to be a moderate, but whatever.)

His staff was polite and pleasant. Then the group wanted to go to Target and buy a bunch of crap to thank Target for coming out against guns in their stores. I declined to participate, thinking Target’s “respectful request” to the gun-humpers was pretty weak sauce. But I went along and waited outside while they shopped.

They then took some pics in the parking lot with “Thank you, Target” signs. THEN the fun began. As if on cue (and from central casting) a guy walked up to us and, after a 3-minute litany of his service history (and his father’s as well, for some reason) and post-service gun-handling “awesomeness,” proceeded to explain how thankful we should be that people like him would be carrying concealed wherever we shopped to protect us. (It was said with the same earnestness as the Tom Joad “I’ll be there” speech.) I politely asked how we would be able to differentiate him—a good guy with a gun—from bad guys with guns. He brilliantly pointed out that when someone in a store pointed a gun and said “give me all your money,” we’d know who the bad guy was. (Things are so simple to these folks.)

As he got into his car, he rolled down the window and informed us that “Target didn’t really ban guns, so we’ll all still be carrying.”

GOOD TIMES. Also, just to complete the story—this was the very Target where a gun was left in the toy aisle last month.

306 Bubblehead II  Jul 2, 2014 3:45:57pm

re: #299 ObserverArt

I’m more than a little frustrated by politics these days. So, to laugh about it so as not to be too pissed off I wanted to do a fun shop to relieve some of the frustration. This image might be generational as to who gets the joke, but since the two comics it is based on have been part of movie history, I hope everyone understands the image.

McCarthy & Boehner - Madcap Congressional Jokesters

Before my time, but Laural and Hardy?

307 Justanotherhuman  Jul 2, 2014 3:46:32pm

I love this President. I still have the Charlotte Observer announcing his 2008 win. Bought papers for my granddaughter and the women she worked with, also, as I had been harping on the need to vote with everyone and I wanted them to have a memento of an historic election. She loved her job as a LMA with a doctor from Ghana, a really nice guy, and worked there for 3 yrs, her first real job.

I cried when the results came in; it was the happiest I’d been in a long time. And I’m still happy overall with the way he’s been “presidenting”. : )

308 Gus  Jul 2, 2014 3:48:34pm
309 b.d.  Jul 2, 2014 3:50:50pm

re: #304 Kragar

728k IS MOAR THAN 750k!!

310 Kragar  Jul 2, 2014 3:54:06pm

re: #309 b.d.

728k IS MOAR THAN 750k!!

[Embedded content]

He unskewed the page views

311 BongCrodny  Jul 2, 2014 3:54:35pm

re: #300 allegro

There is proper argument and sound evidence for periodic culling of populations to maximize their health within a specific population in a specific geographic area and it is often done to control particularly game populations. That’s what these advertised and no doubt costly hunts sell to make it palatable to those who are looking for any excuse to murder a big, bad beauties just so they can say that they did.

It is not, however, sound practice to ensure an endangered species survival. The only way to maximize a species chances for continued survival is to increase range, even artificially by placing captured animals in new territories where they can build new populations. When all of a species numbers are in too tight of a group or area, one good disaster or disease can wipe them out in a heartbeat.

Every individual animal is of priceless value if the true intent is to maximize a species survival. The culling thing is $$$ first.

Agreed. I recently read that Southern Maine — not too far from my home turf — has more than four times the number of whitetail deer the habitate can support.

I don’t know what the populations are of the various species she shot, but I suspect there aren’t exactly a plethora of rhinoceri.

312 Justanotherhuman  Jul 2, 2014 3:56:08pm

re: #309 b.d.

728k IS MOAR THAN 750k!!

[Embedded content]

That doesn’t mean shit about voter fraud.

313 CuriousLurker  Jul 2, 2014 3:59:14pm

re: #307 Justanotherhuman

I love this President. I still have the Charlotte Observer announcing his 2008 win. Bought papers for my granddaughter and the women she worked with, also, as I had been harping on the need to vote with everyone and I wanted them to have a memento of an historic election. She loved her job as a LMA with a doctor from Ghana, a really nice guy, and worked there for 3 yrs, her first real job.

I cried when the results came in; it was the happiest I’d been in a long time. And I’m still happy overall with the way he’s been “presidenting”. : )

Same here. I have a copy of the NY Times announcing his win. My boss lives in Manhattan and wakes up at like 4am every day, so she went out to the newsstand and got a couple as soon as they arrived.

I blubbered when he won too. Partly becuase of what it would mean to so many people (especially kids), but also because it was such a huge relief to finally be rid of the neocons that lied us into Iraq and kept scaring us with those stupid terrorist threat levels. I didn’t realize how much they stressed me out until they lost and I knew they’d be gone—the relief was overwhelming.

Obama hasn’t been perfect, but who is? I’m still proud of him & his family for the grace they’ve shown in the face of incredibly ugly racism & personal attacks.

314 Bubblehead II  Jul 2, 2014 4:00:09pm

Moving upstairs to the new thread. Gus, Charles is right, your getting way to much fun out of that pic. But just to humor you/me, do one with Raul Labrador Another TP freak.

Don’t forget the shiny eyes.

Thanks.

315 CuriousLurker  Jul 2, 2014 4:00:56pm

re: #309 b.d.

Yeah, we’re totally gonna believe some random photo uploaded to Twitter is legit. //

316 Kragar  Jul 2, 2014 4:01:28pm

re: #315 CuriousLurker

Yeah, we’re totally gonna believe some random photo uploaded to Twitter is legit. //

Well, it is TCOT, so he’s got that going for him

317 ObserverArt  Jul 2, 2014 4:01:40pm

re: #306 Bubblehead II

Before my time, but Laural and Hardy?

Yes. Two of the best bumblers ever.

318 Romantic Heretic  Jul 2, 2014 4:07:38pm

re: #280 EPR-radar

A good friend of mine had an interesting approach for dealing with a college evangelist that was praying for his conversion.

“If your prayer for my conversion were to be efficacious, what effect would that have on my free will?”

Apparently this sent the would-be evangelist off to the local priest for guidance.

A friend of mine was once accosted by a couple of evangelicals.

“We’re committed!” they greeted him.

“You should be,” he replied and kept on walking.

319 EPR-radar  Jul 2, 2014 4:09:53pm

re: #295 William Barnett-Lewis

And simultaneously particles?

That’s the advanced magic. The basic magic is no luminiferous ether.

320 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 2, 2014 4:10:01pm

re: #309 b.d.

728k IS MOAR THAN 750k!!

[Embedded content]

Math. How the bleep does it work?

321 GeneJockey  Jul 2, 2014 4:12:00pm

re: #311 BongCrodny

Agreed. I recently read that Southern Maine — not too far from my home turf — has more than four times the number of whitetail deer the habitate can support.

I don’t know what the populations are of the various species she shot, but I suspect there aren’t exactly a plethora of rhinoceri.

Wasn’t it a hippo, rather than a rhino? The difference is rather important.

322 BongCrodny  Jul 2, 2014 4:35:59pm

re: #321 GeneJockey

Wasn’t it a hippo, rather than a rhino? The difference is rather important.

Could be — but the story Bulworth cited reads as follows:

Kendall Jones, a 19-year-old cheerleader at Texas Tech University, first drew controversy when she posted on Facebook photos of herself smiling next to wild animals like a lion, a rhino and a leopard that she says she hunted while in Africa.

323 ObserverArt  Jul 2, 2014 4:39:43pm

GeneJockey,

I don’t know if you got a chance to see the Hurricane Dog photoshop I did yesterday morning featuring your pooch all wrapped up in that oval bed you had posted.

I wasn’t around yesterday evening or this morning to look for you to make sure you got a chance to see it.

Photoshop featuring GeneJockey Greyhound

324 GeneJockey  Jul 2, 2014 4:41:30pm

re: #323 ObserverArt

GeneJockey,

I don’t know if you got a chance to see the Hurricane Dog photoshop I did yesterday morning featuring your pooch all wrapped up in that oval bed you had posted.

I wasn’t around yesterday evening or this morning to look for you to make sure you got a chance to see it.

Photoshop featuring GeneJockey Greyhound

Oh, that’s fantastic!!! Thanks for bumping that!!

325 Belafon  Jul 2, 2014 5:01:39pm

re: #77 Pie-onist Overlord

I don’t care if they are pro-life, but it doesn’t give them the right to impose it on others.


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The Pandemic Cost 7 Million Lives, but Talks to Prevent a Repeat Stall In late 2021, as the world reeled from the arrival of the highly contagious omicron variant of the coronavirus, representatives of almost 200 countries met - some online, some in-person in Geneva - hoping to forestall a future worldwide ...
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Texas County at Center of Border Fight Is Overwhelmed by Migrant Deaths EAGLE PASS, Tex. - The undertaker lighted a cigarette and held it between his latex-gloved fingers as he stood over the bloated body bag lying in the bed of his battered pickup truck. The woman had been fished out ...
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