Exclusive: NSA Director Was Secretly Briefed on 22 Counter-Intelligence Operations Undermined by Snowden Leaks

New docs show Director of NSA and President were secretly briefed on “significant” damage to CI operations
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Since Edward Snowden absconded from the National Security Agency last year with hundreds of thousands of classified documents, the NSA has made several public statements on the leaks, citing “grave damage”, “catastrophic impact” and the “worst leak in history”, but refused to comment on the specifics of the damage caused.

But now, thanks to documents declassified as part of a FOIA request, we can exclusively reveal that senior NSA staff secretly briefed their own director and the President that 22 ongoing counter intelligence operations had been impacted as a direct result of the leaks - 11 were “significantly” undermined.

The briefings took place in July last year - within weeks of Snowden’s first leaks reaching the press, and just days after Snowden revealed how the NSA spied on the Russian President.

The documents - obtained by the Associated Press under the Freedom of Information Act - centre around an email exchange between Chris Inglis - then Deputy Director and head of day-to-day operations at NSA - who asked Richard Legett - the head of the Media Leaks taskforce for a “no BS” counter-intelligence damage assessment for a classified briefing to the White House.

The redacted document blacks out the specifics of the operations affected, but simple analysis of the redacted areas show the number of operations affected.

In Legett’s document, briefed to the Director of the NSA and later briefed to the President, Legett gave details of 11 counter-intelligence operations that were “significantly impacted” - meaning that the NSA was scrambling to repair the damage. A further 11 CI operations were “moderately” impacted, meaning the NSA thought it could contain the damage, but the damage was still significant enough for the NSA to brief the President on it.

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It’s worth remembering that counter-intelligence isn’t just about stopping diplomatic secrets from being leaked: In 2006, British counter-intelligence failed to stop Alexander Litvinenko - a UK citizen - from being assassinated on the streets of London by Russian intelligence.

In 2010 the FBI arrested 10 Russian SVR deep cover operatives operating in the United States - including Anna Chapman - who were tasked with recruiting US policy-makers including White House officials and political fundraisers. Their task was to steal secrets relating to US foreign policy, military weaknesses and “United States policy with regard to the use of the Internet by terrorists”.

The declassified document comes in stark contrast to the sensationalism and absurdity that has bedevilled so much of the past year of revelations. It’s a timely reminder that NSA has important tasks to do - like counter-intelligence - and that the leaking of huge volumes of classified documents about how the NSA targets America’s enemies has inevitable and serious damage to their ability to protect the nation.

It’s also a vindication of all the NSA officials who have spent the past year saying the damage was serious and real, but they were deliberately withholding the details for fear of compounding the damage.

Now at least, we know that’s true.

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104 comments
1 Charles Johnson  Jul 15, 2014 9:43:33am

Great post - promoted to the front page!

2 Charles Johnson  Jul 15, 2014 9:45:36am
3 Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 15, 2014 9:46:09am

Man, you think about how much damage Greenwald has left in his wake…

4 Bulworth  Jul 15, 2014 9:46:49am
In 2010 the FBI arrested 10 Russian SVR deep cover operatives operating in the United States - including Anna Chapman

That was in 2010? Gosh thought that was like 10 years ago….

5 lawhawk  Jul 15, 2014 9:47:44am

re: #3 Eclectic Cyborg

Man, you think about how much damage Greenwald has left in his wake…

He knows. He just doesn’t care about the negative consequences, thinking that the US shouldn’t be spying; his revelations have had little to do with the purported violation of US civil rights, and quite a bit about undermining existing operations against foreign entities, individuals, and countries.

6 FemNaziBitch  Jul 15, 2014 9:48:45am

Hatchling just out of the gate too!

7 Feline Fearless Leader  Jul 15, 2014 9:50:03am

re: #5 lawhawk

He knows. He just doesn’t care about the negative consequences, thinking that the US shouldn’t be spying; his revelations have had little to do with the purported violation of US civil rights, and quite a bit about undermining existing operations against foreign entities, individuals, and countries.

And dragging it out in a way that is as profitable and ego-boosting to him as possible.

8 Charles Johnson  Jul 15, 2014 9:51:44am

re: #5 lawhawk

He knows. He just doesn’t care about the negative consequences, thinking that the US shouldn’t be spying; his revelations have had little to do with the purported violation of US civil rights, and quite a bit about undermining existing operations against foreign entities, individuals, and countries.

I think it’s worse than that. It’s not just that he doesn’t care - he’s intentionally trying to cause as much damage as he can. He has deliberately released many of his stories right before events that are related, to try to sabotage diplomacy and international relations.

“Some men just want to watch the world burn.”

9 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2014 9:51:47am

re: #7 Feline Fearless Leader

And dragging it out in a way that is as profitable and ego-boosting to him as possible.

And not having a freaking clue about anything he scribbles.

10 Teukka  Jul 15, 2014 9:52:30am

I have so far been unable to get rid of this nagging suspicion of mine that there is something more sinister to the activities of Greensnow than just their libertarian mindset.

It could either be that they got played by the Russians from the start, being played by their libertarian buttons, or that they noticed who and what the NSA was beginning to pay attention to, and pulled this stunt to throw a spanner into the intelligence community works to throw them off. Or them doing this merely to score political points against the Obama administration.

Something about this entire Greensnow debacle has not felt right with me since the very start.

Just my $.02 worth.

11 Mattand  Jul 15, 2014 9:54:27am

re: #10 Teukka

Yeah, I can see see Greenwald, et. al., getting so wrapped in their own hubris that it’ll turn out that Putin has been playing them like cheap fiddles the whole time.

12 Decatur Deb  Jul 15, 2014 9:54:28am

re: #10 Teukka

I have so far been unable to get rid of this nagging suspicion of mine that there is something more sinister to the activities of Greensnow than just their libertarian mindset.

It could either be that they got played by the Russians from the start, being played by their libertarian buttons, or that they noticed who and what the NSA was beginning to pay attention to, and pulled this stunt to throw a spanner into the intelligence community works to throw them off. Or them doing this merely to score political points against the Obama administration.

Something about this entire Greensnow debacle has not felt right with me since the very start.

Just my $.02 work.

The pack of them are white-collar Black Bloc.

13 PhillyPretzel  Jul 15, 2014 9:55:02am

re: #10 Teukka

To quote Shakespeare: “Something is rotten in Denmark.” I fear it goes much deeper and is far more widespread than is being reported by legitimate sources.

14 Mattand  Jul 15, 2014 9:57:06am

re: #5 lawhawk

He knows. He just doesn’t care about the negative consequences, thinking that the US shouldn’t be spying; his revelations have had little to do with the purported violation of US civil rights, and quite a bit about undermining existing operations against foreign entities, individuals, and countries.

The whole subject came up again on Leo LaPorte’s This Week in Tech podcast. One of the guests actually made the argument that the NSA’s behavior is encouraging countries like China to behave in a similar manner.

The profound stupidity of the comment left me speechless.

15 FemNaziBitch  Jul 15, 2014 9:57:52am

HORSE IN THE HOUSE.

Sounds like a lot of work to me. They shed.

16 Timothy Watson  Jul 15, 2014 9:59:21am

re: #15 FemNaziBitch

HORSE IN THE HOUSE.

Sounds like a lot of work to me. They shed.

Did they train him to use a litter pan?

17 Mattand  Jul 15, 2014 10:01:58am

I don’t want this to happen, but it’s going to take a horrible catastrophic event linked to one of these leaks for people to realize Greenwald and Snowden aren’t angelic figures, single handedly keeping democracy from being snuffed out.

The NSA needs to be kept on a short leash when it comes to domestic activity. I’m just not getting the whole “If America has no secrets, then the world will be safe” delusion.

18 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2014 10:04:30am

re: #15 FemNaziBitch

HORSE IN THE HOUSE.

Sounds like a lot of work to me. They shed.

And really hard to keep them off the furniture.

19 FemNaziBitch  Jul 15, 2014 10:04:49am

re: #16 Timothy Watson

Did they train him to use a litter pan?

I just realized I wasn’t on the previous thread. This is way OT.

BUT

It is my understanding that horses, like dogs, have to be let out occasionally.

20 FemNaziBitch  Jul 15, 2014 10:05:33am

AS, I’ve already gone OT —well, this might be ok:

Do what you feel in your heart to be right -- for you’ll be criticized anyway. You’ll be “damned if you do, and damned if you don’t.”
As quoted in How to Stop Worrying and Start Living (1944; 1948) by Dale Carnegie; though Roosevelt has sometimes been credited with the originating the expression, “Damned if you do and damned if you don’t” is set in quote marks, indicating she herself was quoting a common expression in saying this. Actually, this saying was coined back even earlier, 1836, by evangelist Lorenzo Dow in his sermons about ministers saying the Bible contradicts itself, telling his listeners, “… those who preach it up, to make the Bible clash and contradict itself, by preaching somewhat like this: ‘You can and you can’t-You shall and you shan’t-You will and you won’t-And you will be damned if you do-And you will be damned if you don’t.’ “

21 FemNaziBitch  Jul 15, 2014 10:07:59am

eh, since I’ve thrown protocol to the wind.

22 Timothy Watson  Jul 15, 2014 10:08:07am

re: #19 FemNaziBitch

I just realized I wasn’t on the previous thread. This is way OT.

BUT

It is my understanding that horses, like dogs, have to be let out occasionally.

I’ve never spent much around horses, I just don’t understand how you could house break them. Dogs and cats usually figure it out after a few smacks after putting their noses near the mess, but would you want to smack a horse and risk him/her trying to kick you?

23 Shiplord Kirel  Jul 15, 2014 10:08:57am

Besides the immediate damage to current operations, this will do massive long term damage by sowing doubt that the US can, or will, protect its sources. Assange, of course, is on record that US informers are uniquely worse than other such people (like himself) and fully deserve to be tortured and murdered.
This will inevitably cause intelligence failures and shortcomings that could well lead to a catastrophic event. If it happens in Brazil, which is not impossible at all, all the hired thugs and military police in the country will not be able to save Greenwald from the consequences.
I know some Brazilians, they think about stuff like this.

24 FemNaziBitch  Jul 15, 2014 10:09:41am

re: #22 Timothy Watson

I’ve never spent much around horses, I just don’t understand how you could house break them. Dogs and cats usually figure it out after a few smacks after putting their noses near the mess, but would you want to smack a horse and risk him/her trying to kick you?

They aren’t so dumb. No animal likes to live in it’s own waste. They know the difference between inside and outside.

25 FemNaziBitch  Jul 15, 2014 10:11:03am

re: #8 Charles Johnson

I think it’s worse than that. It’s not just that he doesn’t care - he’s intentionally trying to cause as much damage as he can. He has deliberately released many of his stories right before events that are related, to try to sabotage diplomacy and international relations.

Some men just want to watch the world burn.”

Sadly this seems true. Just the high of Power. Watching the results of one’s own actions and saying “I did that”.

26 allegro  Jul 15, 2014 10:11:22am

re: #22 Timothy Watson

I’ve never spent much around horses, I just don’t understand how you could house break them. Dogs and cats usually figure it out after a few smacks after putting their noses near the mess, but would you want to smack a horse and risk him/her trying to kick you?

All due respect, but I really hope you don’t have pets if you think this is how to potty train them :(

27 Pie-onist Overlord  Jul 15, 2014 10:12:31am
28 FemNaziBitch  Jul 15, 2014 10:12:39am
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29 Kragar  Jul 15, 2014 10:13:15am

What would the CIA and NSA know about intelligence operations? The Mighty Greenwald personally vetted everything. How could anything really important have been undermined?
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30 FemNaziBitch  Jul 15, 2014 10:15:33am

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31 Teukka  Jul 15, 2014 10:17:11am

re: #17 Mattand

I don’t want this to happen, but it’s going to take a horrible catastrophic event linked to one of these leaks for people to realize Greenwald and Snowden aren’t angelic figures, single handedly keeping democracy from being snuffed out.

The NSA needs to be kept on a short leash when it comes to domestic activity. I’m just not getting the whole “If America has no secrets, then the world will be safe” delusion.

My fear is an attack with WMD’s (in the classic sense, nuclear/biological/chemical/radiological weapons), or a coup d’etat or attempt thereto with support of foreign powers.

Call me jaded and cynical, but I wouldn’t put it past the wingnuts to commit treason to cling onto power, not with the serious Derpes pandemic going on in their camp at this point.

32 piratedan  Jul 15, 2014 10:17:14am

re: #29 Kragar

well you see, that explains the long lag times between these releases, he has to read each document and vette it before he exposes it, it’s tedious time consuming work… /////

33 FemNaziBitch  Jul 15, 2014 10:20:44am

sign if you wish.

34 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Jul 15, 2014 10:25:00am

re: #33 FemNaziBitch

sign if you wish.

done.

35 Dr. Matt  Jul 15, 2014 10:26:48am

Germany ‘may revert to typewriters’ in wake of NSA spying revelations

German politicians are considering a return to manual typewriters for sensitive documents in the wake of the US surveillance scandal.

The head of the Bundestag’s parliamentary enquiry into NSA activity in Germany said in an interview with the Morgenmagazin TV programme that he and his colleagues were seriously thinking of ditching email completely.

Asked “Are you considering typewriters” by the interviewer on Monday night, the Christian Democrat politician Patrick Sensburg said: “As a matter of fact, we have - and not electronic models either”. “Really?”, the surprised interviewer checked. “Yes, no joke”, Sensburg responded.

37 lawhawk  Jul 15, 2014 10:30:33am

re: #35 Dr. Matt

Yeah, my BS detector went off with that too; too many spy novels that included someone typing messages on a typewriter, only to have the message intercepted by someone who picked through the trash and found the reel of ink and was able to read back the messages sent on a given machine. Or intercepting the messages in other fashion.

39 FemNaziBitch  Jul 15, 2014 10:32:30am

re: #34 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

done.

*SMOOCH*

40 Kragar  Jul 15, 2014 10:34:22am

re: #37 lawhawk

Yeah, my BS detector went off with that too; too many spy novels that included someone typing messages on a typewriter, only to have the message intercepted by someone who picked through the trash and found the reel of ink and was able to read back the messages sent on a given machine. Or intercepting the messages in other fashion.

“Its highly time sensitive that we go thru these reports and look for links.”

“OK, I’ll get the team together and have them start going manually over all the files. We should have results in 5 or 6 days.”

“Can’t we just feed the stuff into a computer and get it in a few hours?”

“And risk Greenwald getting his grubby little hands on it?”

“5 or 6 days it is then.”

41 FemNaziBitch  Jul 15, 2014 10:35:06am

A 1 MINUTE HISTORY OF BIRTH CONTROL:
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42 Dr. Matt  Jul 15, 2014 10:35:32am

I doubt most people under the age of 40 would be able to survive an entire day using a typewriter instead of a word processor.

43 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 15, 2014 10:36:12am

re: #21 FemNaziBitch

eh, since I’ve thrown protocol to the wind.

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Now try a horse.

44 Rightwingconspirator  Jul 15, 2014 10:37:19am

re: #30 FemNaziBitch

The Two Questions That Could Determine If You Have an Alcohol Problem

That’s sensible.
Ever hear the joke that in Los Angeles you are an alcoholic, in Ireland you’d just be a lightweight? I saw more than 60 drinks a month means you have a drinking problem. Wine routinely with dinner? Oh no that’s a person so addicted they drink every day!

45 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 15, 2014 10:38:18am

Archer is growing on me.
Yeah, sounds wrong.

46 FemNaziBitch  Jul 15, 2014 10:39:27am

I REALLY LOVE THIS LOGO

47 FemNaziBitch  Jul 15, 2014 10:40:12am

re: #42 Dr. Matt

I doubt most people under the age of 40 would be able to survive an entire day using a typewriter instead of a word processor.

I COULD—my mother was a HS Typing teacher. Got her Masters in it.

Wait, I’m not under 40.

48 Mattand  Jul 15, 2014 10:41:15am

re: #35 Dr. Matt

re: #37 lawhawk

Raw Story once again trying to claim the title of “Liberal version of breitbart.com”.

What they lack in skepticism, they make up for with sheer ignorance.

49 FemNaziBitch  Jul 15, 2014 10:41:48am

All right, I’m leaving for awhile. You can go back to your regularly scheduled thread.

My apologies to By PwnAllTheThings who did an awesome job on this Post.

bl

50 Kragar  Jul 15, 2014 10:43:03am

re: #45 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

Archer is growing on me.
Yeah, sounds wrong.

Pam is the best.

51 Mattand  Jul 15, 2014 10:44:14am

re: #47 FemNaziBitch

I COULD—my mother was a HS Typing teacher. Got her Masters in it.

Wait, I’m not under 40.

We had classes in my HS dedicated to learning typing. Big old IBM jobbers that were made of steel and could double as a boat anchor. No correction features either. Just my good friend White Out.

Touch typing is one of the few skills I learned in HS that I still use to this day.

52 allegro  Jul 15, 2014 10:44:40am

re: #48 Mattand

Raw Story once again trying to claim the title of “Liberal version of breitbart.com”.

What they lack in skepticism, they make up for with sheer ignorance.

Because of their blitz of gun-control articles today?

53 PhillyPretzel  Jul 15, 2014 10:45:59am

re: #51 Mattand

I learned typing in junior high and I still hunt and peck. I am just faster at it than most folks. :)

54 Mattand  Jul 15, 2014 10:47:12am

re: #33 FemNaziBitch

sign if you wish.

Done.

55 Dr. Matt  Jul 15, 2014 10:48:07am

GIF break!

Elephant shrew

56 Dr Lizardo  Jul 15, 2014 10:48:12am

re: #51 Mattand

We had classes in my HS dedicated to learning typing. Big old IBM jobbers that were made of steel and could double as a boat anchor. No correction features either. Just my good friend White Out.

Touch typing is one of the few skills I learned in HS that I still use to this day.

I went through the same thing back in HS with the same old big-ass IBM electrics. And I’m glad I did; touch-typing is a useful skill.

57 Mattand  Jul 15, 2014 10:49:50am

re: #53 PhillyPretzel

I learned typing in junior high and I still hunt and peck. I am just faster at it than most folks. :)

The hunt-and-peck* types had a huge advantage over me when I first started using the iPhone interface for typing. I’m only just now getting comfortable typing on an iPad.

It turns out touch typing on a sheet of glass, with no physical feedback, really blows.

*Almost typed “hunt-and-peckers”.

58 PhillyPretzel  Jul 15, 2014 10:50:44am

re: #57 Mattand

I have to use a stylus. It is the only way I can enter info on glass.

59 Feline Fearless Leader  Jul 15, 2014 10:52:41am

re: #57 Mattand

The hunt-and-peck* types had a huge advantage over me when I first started using the iPhone interface for typing. I’m only just now getting comfortable typing on an iPad.

It turns out touch typing on a sheet of glass, with no physical feedback, really blows.

*Almost typed “hunt-and-peckers”.

Was working with a handheld label printer the other day. And what was throwing me off was that the keypad for it was in alphabetical order.

60 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2014 10:53:06am

I have been to Glen Coe. It is indeed this beautiful, and green.

61 Rightwingconspirator  Jul 15, 2014 10:53:38am

re: #57 Mattand

That and smudges was why so many “experts” insisted touchscreens would not ever be popular. LOL. And yeah I’m one of those unrepentant “hunt and peckers”.

62 Decatur Deb  Jul 15, 2014 10:53:52am

re: #58 PhillyPretzel

I have to use a stylus. It is the only way I can enter info on glass.

You need to upgrade to Windows TP (TelePathic). Thoughts go straight to the screen, but Clippy keeps breaking in with suicidal ideation.

63 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Jul 15, 2014 10:54:38am

re: #60 Backwoods_Sleuth

I would so love to go there.

64 sagehen  Jul 15, 2014 10:54:48am

re: #47 FemNaziBitch

I COULD—my mother was a HS Typing teacher. Got her Masters in it.

Wait, I’m not under 40.

When I was in junior high, my mom advised me that “a girl who can type will never have to wait tables.”

Never? well…

But all through the 70’s, 80’s, even most of the 90’s, typing and word processing were marketable skills. I could walk into any temp agency and immediately get as much or as little work as I wanted, whatever shifts I wanted, for about three times minimum wage.

For doing something that now any 4th grader can manage.

65 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2014 10:55:04am

re: #60 Backwoods_Sleuth

One of my Glen Coe photos. It was raining that day.
Glen Coe

66 Kilroy01  Jul 15, 2014 10:55:08am

re: #35 Dr. Matt

One word why this would fail spectacularly in Germany: Spellcheck

67 PhillyPretzel  Jul 15, 2014 10:55:15am

re: #62 Decatur Deb

I have an iPhone 5S. I will stick with that.

68 Mattand  Jul 15, 2014 10:57:08am

re: #63 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

I would so love to go there.

I’ve always wanted to go to Loch Ness. Partly because for the longest time, I thought there was some kind of critter living in the lake. Partly because it seemed like beautiful countryside.

Now, I just want to go to for the scenery.

69 Decatur Deb  Jul 15, 2014 10:58:22am

re: #67 PhillyPretzel

I have an iPhone 5S. I will stick with that.

Got a new ‘free’ phone a few minutes ago. It’s not even cleared to the Verizon net yet. Wife got an iPhone, I got the .99 special. It’s still more than I want.

70 Dr. Matt  Jul 15, 2014 10:59:42am

71 Feline Fearless Leader  Jul 15, 2014 11:01:46am

re: #62 Decatur Deb

You need to upgrade to Windows TP (TelePathic). Thoughts go straight to the screen, but Clippy keeps breaking in with suicidal ideation.

As you stare into Windows you find that Clippy is staring back.

72 Decatur Deb  Jul 15, 2014 11:02:04am

re: #70 Dr. Matt

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Do that with ‘bat’. Italian “pipistrella’, German ‘fledermaus’.

Love the Italians. The local slang for hooker was ‘luciola’ (firefly).

73 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2014 11:02:40am

re: #68 Mattand

I’ve always wanted to go to Loch Ness. Partly because for the longest time, I thought there was some kind of critter living in the lake. Partly because it seemed like beautiful countryside.

Now, I just want to go to for the scenery.

I’ve been to Loch Ness, also!
Even saw Nessie!

In the pond at the Loch Ness Visitors Centre

74 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 15, 2014 11:04:35am

re: #66 Kilroy01

One word why this would fail spectacularly in Germany: Spellcheck

What would be different from any other European language?

75 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 15, 2014 11:05:30am

re: #70 Dr. Matt

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I dunno, Schmetterling looks and sounds very elegant.

76 Feline Fearless Leader  Jul 15, 2014 11:06:41am

re: #70 Dr. Matt

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So you’re hinting that in the next Hulk remake Bruce Banner should be German?

77 Kragar  Jul 15, 2014 11:07:35am

Tool definitively proved German is the most evil sounding language

Youtube Video

78 Decatur Deb  Jul 15, 2014 11:09:19am

re: #77 Kragar

Tool definitively proved German is the most evil sounding language

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Sid Caesar did that:

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79 Dr. Matt  Jul 15, 2014 11:09:55am

re: #75 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

I dunno, Schmetterling looks and sounds very elegant.

It’s actually not that bad, but a funny meme nonetheless. I have a very good friend who is German-American and doesn’t understand the meme because she thinks ‘schmetterling’ is pretty….of course, she’s a stunning tall blonde with a cute accent and everything sounds good coming from her lips.

Youtube Video

80 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 15, 2014 11:10:27am

re: #77 Kragar

C’mon, it’s the language of love:

Youtube Video

81 Pie-onist Overlord  Jul 15, 2014 11:11:23am
82 jaunte  Jul 15, 2014 11:13:45am

re: #81 Pie-onist Overlord

I don’t think she understands the hashtag.

83 Pie-onist Overlord  Jul 15, 2014 11:14:13am
84 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2014 11:14:54am

re: #75 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

I dunno, Schmetterling looks and sounds very elegant.

Sounds like some sort of deep-fried food.

85 Pie-onist Overlord  Jul 15, 2014 11:16:56am

WTF

86 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 15, 2014 11:17:46am

re: #84 Backwoods_Sleuth

Sounds like some sort of deep-fried food.

So does butterfly.

87 Decatur Deb  Jul 15, 2014 11:19:13am

re: #84 Backwoods_Sleuth

Sounds like some sort of deep-fried food.

Sounds like deep-fried entrails.

88 GlutenFreeJesus  Jul 15, 2014 11:19:57am

re: #50 Kragar

Pam is the best.

Sploosh.

89 Pie-onist Overlord  Jul 15, 2014 11:20:06am

She doesn’t get it.

90 Decatur Deb  Jul 15, 2014 11:20:11am

re: #85 Pie-onist Overlord

WTF

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You’re going to have to explain it to them. Might require PowerPoints.

91 lawhawk  Jul 15, 2014 11:20:40am
92 jaunte  Jul 15, 2014 11:20:44am

Pull over, Poe’s Law is going to have to write you a ticket.

93 Flounder  Jul 15, 2014 11:20:48am

re: #77 Kragar

How about some Rammstein then?

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94 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2014 11:21:06am

re: #82 jaunte

I don’t think she understands the hashtag.

95 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 15, 2014 11:21:21am
Junior at Cal State San Bernardino survivor of rape, domestic violence, Alzheimer’s disease formerly homeless now studying to be a special education teacher.

I’d leave this one alone.

96 Pie-onist Overlord  Jul 15, 2014 11:21:21am

I think she is trying to join in the fun but forgot the hashtag, which is like the Twitter equivalent of sarc tags.

97 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 15, 2014 11:23:50am

re: #93 Flounder

Also a very romantic group. Here’s one song, tho remade:

Youtube Video

98 Bulworth  Jul 15, 2014 11:24:03am

re:
#81

Sounds like a Troubled Heart needs a pie.

99 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2014 11:24:48am

re: #96 Pie-onist Overlord

I think she is trying to join in the fun but forgot the hashtag, which is like the Twitter equivalent of sarc tags.

100 Decatur Deb  Jul 15, 2014 11:26:39am

re: #97 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

Also a very romantic group. Here’s one song, tho remade:

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Salieri was right.

101 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 15, 2014 11:32:25am

re: #100 Decatur Deb

“Of course I don’t speak German well! How could I, I’ve only had fifty years in which to try and learn it”?

102 Feline Fearless Leader  Jul 15, 2014 11:45:21am

re: #84 Backwoods_Sleuth

Sounds like some sort of deep-fried food.

Like a German name for deep-fried smelts?

103 GlutenFreeJesus  Jul 15, 2014 11:49:22am

re: #101 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

“Of course I don’t speak German well! How could I, I’ve only had fifty years in which to try and learn it”?

I know a Lidl German

104 Slap  Jul 15, 2014 12:13:23pm

Just a tad late….one of my favorite bits of writing from Mr. Clemens seems appropriate here.

Enjoy!

cs.utah.edu


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