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1 Kilroy01  Jul 21, 2014 12:27:23pm

In case of emergency C section:

Don’t go to prison without it.

2 FemNaziBitch  Jul 21, 2014 12:29:34pm

People that don’t count:

1-Women
2-Brown People
3-Prisoners
4-Mentally Ill
5-

3 FemNaziBitch  Jul 21, 2014 12:30:52pm
4 Kragar  Jul 21, 2014 12:31:47pm

re: #2 FemNaziBitch

People that don’t count:

1-Women
2-Brown People
3-Prisoners
4-Mentally Ill
5-

Gay people, people with different religious beliefs

5 Pie-onist Overlord  Jul 21, 2014 12:33:32pm

re: #1 Kilroy01

In case of emergency C section:

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Don’t go to prison without it.

That would be C ration.

A C section is when a baby is delivered by surgery instead of vaginally.

6 FemNaziBitch  Jul 21, 2014 12:36:15pm
7 Kilroy01  Jul 21, 2014 12:36:45pm

re: #5 Pie-onist Overlord

John had a segment about a prisoner who had sugar dumped into her C-section wound several times by the prison “doctor” to stop infection.

No, I’m not kidding.

8 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 21, 2014 12:37:32pm
9 FemNaziBitch  Jul 21, 2014 12:40:44pm

I’m a Crocodile!

Having just been to the Bayou—I should know the difference!

Yes, I’m a reptile racist.

10 FemNaziBitch  Jul 21, 2014 12:41:20pm

Already had this retweeted twice.

11 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Jul 21, 2014 12:41:27pm

re: #8 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

Russia really doesn’t have an option. To not vote “Yes” would be seen as trying to cover it up even more than they have. Glad they did vote Yes but now let’s see if they abide by it.

12 Flying Squirrel Girl  Jul 21, 2014 12:45:02pm

re: #7 Kilroy01

The vet in Costa Rica recommended putting sugar in my dog’s open wound, but that’s the only other time I’ve heard of it’s “natural antibiotic” powers.

13 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 21, 2014 12:45:48pm

SU-25 has a “ceiling” of 7 km without load. The plane was flying at 10 km. Those top Russian military experts…

14 FemNaziBitch  Jul 21, 2014 12:46:08pm
15 Feline Fearless Leader  Jul 21, 2014 12:46:18pm

re: #12 Flying Squirrel Girl

The vet in Costa Rica recommended putting sugar in my dog’s open wound, but that’s the only other time I’ve heard of it’s “natural antibiotic” powers.

I’ve heard of honey being used as part of wound treatment.

16 b_sharp  Jul 21, 2014 12:46:29pm

re: #12 Flying Squirrel Girl

The vet in Costa Rica recommended putting sugar in my dog’s open wound, but that’s the only other time I’ve heard of it’s “natural antibiotic” powers.

I don’t think it’s the sugar that has antibiotic powers but what grows in the sugar.

17 FemNaziBitch  Jul 21, 2014 12:47:04pm

re: #15 Feline Fearless Leader

I’ve heard of honey being used as part of wound treatment.

GARLIC!!!

18 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 21, 2014 12:47:47pm

What I worry about is that we’ve seen quite a lot of CT craziness from Malaysian politicians, they are not fans of the West, etc., so hopefully they won’t fall for the Russian CT theories.

19 FemNaziBitch  Jul 21, 2014 12:48:04pm

re: #16 b_sharp

I don’t think it’s the sugar that has antibiotic powers but what grows in the sugar.

I think it’s the other way around, what feeds on sugar. I think it’s both good and bad bacteria/fungus.

20 Kragar  Jul 21, 2014 12:48:57pm

re: #15 Feline Fearless Leader

I’ve heard of honey being used as part of wound treatment.

WebMD: Honey

Wound healing. Applying honey preparations directly to wounds or using dressings containing honey seems to improve healing. Several small clinical trials and case reports describe the use of honey or honey-soaked dressings for various types of wounds, including wounds after surgery, chronic leg ulcers, abscesses, burns, abrasions, cuts, and places where skin was taken for grafting. Honey seems to reduce odors and pus, help clean the wound, reduce infection, reduce pain, and decrease time to healing. In some reports, wounds healed with honey after other treatments failed to work.

21 Flying Squirrel Girl  Jul 21, 2014 12:49:55pm

re: #16 b_sharp

It is possible that my Spanish wasn’t quite up to par when it was explained to me. After all, I did tell someone that their landscaper had been killed in a car wreck when in fact the landscaper killed someone in a car wreck.

So close…

22 FemNaziBitch  Jul 21, 2014 12:49:58pm

bbl

23 b_sharp  Jul 21, 2014 12:50:46pm

re: #19 FemNaziBitch

I think it’s the other way around, what feeds on sugar. I think it’s both good and bad bacteria/fungus.

Fungus grows on the sugar because it feeds on the sugar.

24 FemNaziBitch  Jul 21, 2014 12:51:00pm

re: #2 FemNaziBitch

People that don’t count:

1-Women
2-Brown People
3-Prisoners
4-Mentally Ill
5-Non-heterosexuals
6-Non-Religion of the Day
7-

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25 b_sharp  Jul 21, 2014 12:51:14pm

re: #21 Flying Squirrel Girl

It is possible that my Spanish wasn’t quite up to par when it was explained to me. After all, I did tell someone that their landscaper had been killed in a car wreck when in fact the landscaper killed someone in a car wreck.

So close…

Ouch.

26 Flying Squirrel Girl  Jul 21, 2014 12:52:03pm

re: #15 Feline Fearless Leader

Honey probably would have stayed on the wound better (it was on the back of her neck…every time I packed the wound, she’d take 2 steps, shake off and send sugar everywhere).

27 The Mountain That Blogs  Jul 21, 2014 12:56:25pm

re: #20 Kragar

Well, we know honey is antibacterial. That’s why it doesn’t spoil.

28 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 21, 2014 12:56:36pm

Graham Phillips again in Donbass.

29 BlueSpotinAL  Jul 21, 2014 2:15:18pm

Honey and sugar are “antibacterial” because the high concentration of sugar creates high osmotic pressure outside of cell membranes.

30 retired cynic  Jul 21, 2014 2:54:02pm

re: #7 Kilroy01

Sugar is an excellent antiseptic, and when combined with betadyne solution used to be commonly used for equine injuries. The sugar pulls fluids out of inflamed tissue. (Raised horses!)

31 retired cynic  Jul 21, 2014 2:54:52pm

re: #30 retired cynic

Sigh. Too late, missed the thread!

32 wrenchwench  Jul 25, 2014 3:34:06pm

re: #31 retired cynic

Welcome, hatchling.


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