Buzzfeed Fires Former Breitbart/Glenn Beck Writer for Serial Plagiarism

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After being exposed as a serial plagiarist, Buzzfeed writer Benny Johnson has been fired; here’s the post by Ben Smith: Editor’s Note: An Apology to Our Readers.

Starting this Wednesday, Twitter users began pointing out instances in which a BuzzFeed writer, Benny Johnson, had lifted phrases and sentences from other websites.

After carefully reviewing more than 500 of Benny’s posts, we have found 41 instances of sentences or phrases copied word for word from other sites. Benny is a friend, colleague, and, at his best, a creative force, but we had no choice other than letting him go.

We owe you, our readers, an apology. This plagiarism is a breach of our fundamental responsibility to be honest with you — in this case, about who wrote the words on our site. Plagiarism, much less copying unchecked facts from Wikipedia or other sources, is an act of disrespect to the reader. We are deeply embarrassed and sorry to have misled you. Benny’s editors — I, Katherine Miller, John Stanton, Shani Hilton, and McKay Coppins — bear real responsibility.

While it’s nice that Ben Smith eventually did the right thing (after defending Johnson for several days, at one point calling him “one of the web’s deeply original writers”), it should be noted that Benny Johnson got his start writing for extreme right wing sites like Glenn Beck’s The Blaze and Breitbart “News,” so I’m not sure why it comes as such a surprise that he’s also an unethical plagiarist.

For example, have a look at this disgustingly bigoted rant about the so-called “Ground Zero mosque” written for Breitbart by Benny Johnson, which starts out by painting all Muslims as terrorists or terror supporters, and then morphs into a crazed attack on President Obama, accusing him of raising “a glass of non-alcoholic beverage in a toast to Islam:” Dear American Taxpayer, You Are Paying for the Ground Zero Mosque.

It’s a really awful post — hateful, shockingly bigoted against Muslims, completely deranged, and badly written to boot. It fits right in at Breitbart “News.” And the real question is, why was someone who writes this kind of evil garbage ever hired by Buzzfeed in the first place?

P.S. Oddly, in the apology for Johnson’s plagiarism, Smith posted links to the 41 posts that contained plagiarized material — but the links aren’t clickable, they’re plain text. So as a service to our readers, here are those links in clickable form:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/miracle-babies-to-warm-your-heart-today
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/hooray-for-washington
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/things-democrats-would-have-freaked-out-about-if-bush-had-do
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/the-most-romantic-story-in-congress
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/the-15-most-absurd-ways-the-pentagon-is-spending-money
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/15-things-to-avoid-if-you-do-not-want-to-eat-horse-meat#
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/things-that-are-definitely-bigger-in-texas
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/the-biggest-slap-fest-dc-has-ever-seen
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/technically-any-catholic-man-can-be-the-next-pope
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/the-17-best-swag-presents-obama-has-received-from-foreign-le
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/this-is-how-the-internet-responded-to-a-13-hour-rand-paul-fi
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/masterfully-creative-resumes
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/the-most-exclusive-hotel-room-in-the-world-inside-disneys-ca
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/pope-washes-and-kisses-the-feet-of-prisoners-women-and-musli
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/part-of-our-world-this-real-life-professional-mermaid-will-b
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/how-8-other-massive-manhunts-ended
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/7-cities-that-defy-terrorism
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/what-would-your-life-be-like-if-you-were-born-in-north-korea
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/how-the-administration-is-having-the-worst-week-ever
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/the-literal-army-it-takes-to-get-the-president-to-africa
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/fdr-had-the-greatest-childhood-ever
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/10-reasons-america-is-still-number-one
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/the-story-of-egypts-revolution-in-jurassic-park-gifs
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/very-badass-things-you-should-not-forget-about-harry-reid
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/dcs-version-of-the-royal-baby-is-a-gigantic-flower-that-smel
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/despicable-things-this-san-diego-mayor-allegedly-did-to-wome
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/the-17-most-canadian-things-about-ted-cruz
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/photos-from-the-world-pipe-band-championships-will-instantly
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/quiz-who-keeps-working-during-a-government-shutdown
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/11-pieces-of-jesse-jackson-jr-swag-being-auctioned-off-by-th
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/the-11-countries-congress-has-declared-war-on-and-why
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/obamacare-failures-as-told-by-dr-house
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/the-senate-conservatives-fund-is-not-living-very-conservativ
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/america-is-pretty-helpless-in-space-without-the-russians
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/inside-fort-hood-the-site-of-tragedy-and-everyday-american-l
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/how-well-do-you-know-basic-us-military-history
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/how-well-do-you-know-basic-us-politics
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/the-2014-running-of-the-interns
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/25-amazing-official-white-house-petitions
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/23-delightful-inauguration-firsts
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/when-the-west-romanced-assad

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136 comments
1 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 26, 2014 11:16:53am

There’s some great journalism at Buzzfeed, like Max Seddon’s Ukrainian updates. Then there’s this.

2 Charles Johnson  Jul 26, 2014 11:20:33am

re: #1 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

There’s some great journalism at Buzzfeed, like Max Seddon’s Ukrainian updates. Then there’s this.

Their brainless listicles and animated GIFs give them the money to pay some good journalists; you’re right, it’s not all rubbish, but whatever good journalism they might have, it’s built on a foundation of rubbish.

3 Charles Johnson  Jul 26, 2014 11:21:29am

Not a fan of Buzzfeed at all — IMO they’ve been an absolutely horrible influence on journalism, cheapening everything they touch.

4 Testy Toad T  Jul 26, 2014 11:24:37am

re: #3 Charles Johnson

Not a fan of Buzzfeed at all — IMO they’ve been an absolutely horrible influence on journalism, cheapening everything they touch.

It is a point of perverse pride to me that Firefox indicates I have previously clicked on exactly zero of those links.

Buzzfeed is good for:

* cats

This concludes the list.

5 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 26, 2014 11:28:31am

I’ll just leave this here:

peeep.us

A saved copy of a VK page of the Russian soldier who revealed that they’ve been shelling Ukraine (later deleted).

6 wrenchwench  Jul 26, 2014 11:31:43am
7 Shiplord Kirel  Jul 26, 2014 11:33:20am

re: #5 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

I’ll just leave this here:

peeep.us

A saved copy of a VK page of the Russian soldier who revealed that they’ve been shelling Ukraine (later deleted).

Gee, revealing military secrets. I’ll bet Greenwald, Wikileaks, and Snowden will be falling over each to defend him. /////

8 Charles Johnson  Jul 26, 2014 11:38:04am

huffingtonpost.com

BuzzFeed editor-in-chief Ben Smith defended Johnson on Thursday, telling Gawker’s J. K. Trotter that he’s “one of the web’s deeply original writers.”

9 HappyWarrior  Jul 26, 2014 11:40:34am

re: #8 Charles Johnson

huffingtonpost.com

I don’t mind reading buzzfeed. It’s like toilet reading I guess but original writing and buzzfeed don’t go together. WW had the right analogy.

10 Shiplord Kirel  Jul 26, 2014 11:42:21am

Chelsea Manning aids and abets terrorists and dictators by revealing millions of secret documents: Becomes modern saint, International super-star, cause celebre, and martyr.

Nameless Russian soldier reveals criminal aggression and blatant lying by Russian forces: Off to the gulag (and NOT the twitter version).

11 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 26, 2014 11:46:07am

re: #10 Shiplord Kirel

I’m not sure about what happens to him, prolly not much, I think he has already been forced to claim that his page was hacked.

12 Charles Johnson  Jul 26, 2014 11:48:20am
13 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 26, 2014 11:48:34am

BTW, imagine the Russian patriotic-antifascist twitterati’s reaction when Vladimir Groisman was named Ukraine’s acting PM.

Good trolling, Ukraine, good trolling!

14 Randall Gross  Jul 26, 2014 11:50:45am

“Embarrassed” is the best Gillespie can come up with. reason.com

15 HappyWarrior  Jul 26, 2014 11:53:50am

re: #14 Randall Gross

“Embarrassed” is the best Gillespie can come up with. reason.com

I guess that’s slightly better than John Fund of NRO accusing liberals of being the real racists because of the Dixiecrats but ignoring his employers’ history of tact support for segregation. I may be giving Gillespie too much credit though especially given that conspiracy theories are still rempaant in that political community.

16 jaunte  Jul 26, 2014 11:58:15am

re: #14 Randall Gross

To the extent that we’re providing an alternative way to view politics and culture, we’ll bug the hell out of folks who feel like we’re making “major inroads” into what they took to be their own captive audience. Suffering inaccurate, misleading, and over-the-top attacks on our credibility and integrity is just part of the landscape of the world in which we live.

He threw in a little “they’re just jealous” and long-suffering victimization too.

17 jaunte  Jul 26, 2014 11:59:40am
The “revisionism” under discussion in the special issue refers to the movement that was popular especially among left-wing critics of the Cold War such as University of Wisconsin’s William Appleman Williams.

Also, “leftists did it first.”

18 Rightwingconspirator  Jul 26, 2014 12:00:05pm

Why this kind of thing takes so long to act on is a big part of what’s wrong with the media. There is so little check on the power of lies and propaganda, let alone mere laziness.

19 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 26, 2014 12:01:40pm

re: #17 jaunte

Also, “leftists did it first.”

It’s not even funny. Rassinier, who was endorsed in that issue, was a Holocaust-denying socialist (as well as a camp survivor). It doesn’t matter in the slightest who did what, the issue is what Reason did publish.

20 Randall Gross  Jul 26, 2014 12:04:28pm

This could have been a WF Buckley moment for Gillespie, but he was smaller than the task.

21 Rightwingconspirator  Jul 26, 2014 12:05:23pm

re: #12 Charles Johnson

We can hope a cease fire would finally really hold back both sides long term…

22 Charles Johnson  Jul 26, 2014 12:07:28pm

re: #14 Randall Gross

“Embarrassed” is the best Gillespie can come up with. reason.com

Wow. The headline completely denies it.

Did Reason Really Publish a “Holocaust Denial ‘Special Issue’” in 1976? Of Course Not.

23 Randall Gross  Jul 26, 2014 12:07:41pm

Was he smaller because he knows who his sugar daddies are? (Ames claim,) or was he smaller because he knows the demographics of his readership? (more likely)

24 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 26, 2014 12:09:25pm

Aaaand … Graham Phillips deleted the video mentioned here.

25 HappyWarrior  Jul 26, 2014 12:09:53pm

re: #22 Charles Johnson

Wow. The headline completely denies it.

Well it wasn’t just a Holocaust denial issue, it also had Pearl Harbor Conspiracies so we’re going to rate this one half true.//

26 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 26, 2014 12:12:27pm

But he’s not a pro-Putin, anti-Ukrainian propagandist, no.//

27 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 26, 2014 12:14:15pm

re: #24 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

Aaaand … Graham Phillips deleted the video mentioned here.

Oh, ok, he claims the page was hacked, videos deleted. Doesn’t cancel the fact of him being RT’s stooge.

28 wrenchwench  Jul 26, 2014 12:21:02pm

re: #14 Randall Gross

“Embarrassed” is the best Gillespie can come up with. reason.com

Denial, deflection, ad hominem, deflection, and denial. Mostly denial. And some bullshit.

As the conservative right and progressive left feel threatened by libertarianism, such attacks will multiply in number and intensify in venom. The main purpose is not to actually engage libertarian ideas—including once pie-in-the-sky beliefs that governments should be financially sustainable, gay people should be allowed to marry one another, and that more immigration is better than less immigration—but precisely to avoid discussing their merits.

Bullshit. Saying their ideas have no merit is not avoiding the discussion of their lack of merit.

And the progressive position is not ‘more immigration’ it is ‘reform immigration to give more people a shot at citizenship’, which is antithetical to the libertarian position of having two classes of resident: citizens and guest workers.

29 jaunte  Jul 26, 2014 12:22:13pm

re: #22 Charles Johnson

Wow. The headline completely denies it.

Yes, it’s denial

Here’s some highlighted thoughts for Gillespie so he doesn’t have to go through the whole magazine.

30 CuriousLurker  Jul 26, 2014 12:24:05pm

re: #18 Rightwingconspirator

Why this kind of thing takes so long to act on is a big part of what’s wrong with the media. There is so little check on the power of lies and propaganda, let alone mere laziness.

There’s a rush to be first, to get the clicks, to win the talking points war. It leaves little time for fact-checking and accuracy of speech, which takes no small amount of time & effort. Also, many people won’t bother reading it anyway (see this article, and this one). If you have your own web site, you can publish something and then check your server stats to see how long people spent on the page—most times it won’t be more than a minute or two.

Additionally, usability experts will tell you that people are much more impatient online than they are in real life. For example, you have approximately 10 seconds to grab a reader’s attention/interest, if you don’t then they’ll move on elsewhere. And that was from several years ago—it may be even less now with the advent of Twitter’s 140-character tweets, and the ubiquity of smart phones.

It’s much easier to just toss some B.S. out there and see if any of it sticks. If it does, it’s a win; if it doesn’t, no great loss as you didn’t invest much in it in the first place.

31 Killgore Trout  Jul 26, 2014 12:24:11pm

re: #21 Rightwingconspirator

We can hope a cease fire would finally really hold back both sides long term…

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3 rockets hit Israel as Hamas rejects truce extension

32 Randall Gross  Jul 26, 2014 12:24:24pm

He completely ignores the Rothbard / Revisionism love connection.

33 jaunte  Jul 26, 2014 12:24:54pm
Richard Verrall (born 1948) is a former Deputy Chairman of the British National Front (NF) who edited the magazine Spearhead from 1976 to 1980.
……….
He is best known today for his pamphlet (under the assumed name of Richard Harwood) Did Six Million Really Die?, a Holocaust denial pamphlet which was the subject of the criminal action brought against its Canadian-based publisher Ernst Zündel.
en.wikipedia.org
34 wrenchwench  Jul 26, 2014 12:25:43pm

re: #29 jaunte

Yes, it’s denial

Here’s some highlighted thoughts for Gillespie so he doesn’t have to go through the whole magazine.

I look forward to this feature promised by Nick:

we hope eventually to produce our own fully searchable, complete archive at our own site

I shall continue to breathe in and out as I wait, though.

35 Ryan King  Jul 26, 2014 12:25:59pm

re: #29 jaunte

Where’s a good Squirrel! when you need one?

36 Killgore Trout  Jul 26, 2014 12:27:02pm

re: #31 Killgore Trout

3 rockets hit Israel as Hamas rejects truce extension

According to my math that makes 3 hits on Israel and 2 landed in Gaza

37 Randall Gross  Jul 26, 2014 12:27:05pm

There’s also little explanation for the reconstructionists or fundamentalist / creationist adverts in “Reason” magazine… (Veritas Press is still around now, they were attacking Darwin in ‘76, and still are by trying to get their text books into schools>) veritaspress.com

38 HappyWarrior  Jul 26, 2014 12:27:13pm

re: #33 jaunte

Ah the British National Front. Basically the honest version of the BNP.

39 jaunte  Jul 26, 2014 12:29:48pm

re: #37 Randall Gross

All the Reason 1976 ads from economic advisers seem to be pushing the same messages we hear lately from people like Glenn Beck.
The government is ‘quasi-fascist’.
Expect 200%-400% inflation.
Invest only in land or precious metal.

40 HappyWarrior  Jul 26, 2014 12:31:23pm

re: #39 jaunte

All the Reason 1976 ads from economic advisers seem to be pushing the same messages we hear lately from people like Glenn Beck.
The government is ‘quasi-fascist’.
Expect 200%-400% inflation.
Invest only in land or precious metal.

Funny how the more things change, the more they remain the same. I guess that’s why it’s amusing to hear that Ron and Rand Paul have a “new and refreshing” message when it’s basically the same crap that was going on not just in the 70’s but also during the New Deal.

41 Ryan King  Jul 26, 2014 12:33:20pm

Hard to believe he’s so blatantly denying it. Its right there, clear as day.

42 Charles Johnson  Jul 26, 2014 12:34:13pm

re: #28 wrenchwench

It’s a grotesque defense of the indefensible. Pretty much what I expected from someone who follows an essentially dishonest ideology.

43 HappyWarrior  Jul 26, 2014 12:34:27pm

re: #41 Ryan King

Hard to believe he’s so blatantly denying it. Its right there, clear as day.

Given the outright effort to deny Ron Paul’s racist bullshit that he wrote or had someone write with his name in the newsletter I can hardly say I’m shocked. But this all is good indictment of why libertarians will never be taken seriously as a political force.

44 Testy Toad T  Jul 26, 2014 12:35:07pm

re: #43 HappyWarrior

Given the outright effort to deny Ron Paul’s racist bullshit that he wrote or had someone write with his name in the newsletter I can hardly say I’m shocked. But this all is good indictment of why libertarians will never be taken seriously as a political force.

One cannot take seriously that which is fundamentally unserious.

45 HappyWarrior  Jul 26, 2014 12:36:00pm

re: #44 Testy Toad T

One cannot take seriously that which is fundamentally unserious.

Oh no kidding. Just saying I know a good amount of libertarians and they wonder why they’re not taken seriously and this is a good part of why.

46 b.d.  Jul 26, 2014 12:37:43pm

So back to Breitbart Benny goes?

47 CuriousLurker  Jul 26, 2014 12:37:46pm

re: #18 Rightwingconspirator

P.S. This is a good article too, from March of this year:

What You Think You Know About the Web Is Wrong

Myth 1: We read what we’ve clicked on
For 20 years, publishers have been chasing pageviews, the metric that counts the number of times people load a web page. The more pageviews a site gets, the more people are reading, the more successful the site. Or so we thought. Chartbeat looked at deep user behavior across 2 billion visits across the web over the course of a month and found that most people who click don’t read. In fact, a stunning 55% spent fewer than 15 seconds actively on a page. The stats get a little better if you filter purely for article pages, but even then one in every three visitors spend less than 15 seconds reading articles they land on. The media world is currently in a frenzy about click fraud, they should be even more worried about the large percentage of the audience who aren’t reading what they think they’re reading.

The data gets even more interesting when you dig in a little. Editors pride themselves on knowing exactly what topics can consistently get someone to click through and read an article. They are the evergreen pageview boosters that editors can pull out at the end of the quarter to make their traffic goals. But by assuming all traffic is created equal, editors are missing an opportunity to build a real audience for their content. […]

People skim—because we’ve gotten good at that with newspapers & such—then assume they have the gist of something. That’s why you so often see people make idiotic comments about articles people post here, because they didn’t bother to actually read them fully.

48 Testy Toad T  Jul 26, 2014 12:38:50pm

re: #47 CuriousLurker

tl;dr but your wrong.

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49 Charles Johnson  Jul 26, 2014 12:39:24pm
50 Mattand  Jul 26, 2014 12:39:52pm

Back to the OT: had no idea Johnson used to work for Breitbart and Beck. Kinda makes you wonder what Buzzfeed was thinking when they hired him.

It makes me think that Buzzfeed said “Sure, this guy is a right-wing troll, but trolls bring in clicks and page views !”

51 CuriousLurker  Jul 26, 2014 12:41:25pm

re: #48 Testy Toad T

tl;dr but your wrong.

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LOL!

52 Varek Raith  Jul 26, 2014 12:42:00pm

Hello.

53 Mattand  Jul 26, 2014 12:42:14pm

re: #49 Charles Johnson

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The Invisible Hand that libertarians worship so much must have been covering Reason’s eyes as that issue was printed and they made money off of it.

54 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 26, 2014 12:42:29pm

re: #52 Varek Raith

Hello.

WHO’S THERE?

55 Mattand  Jul 26, 2014 12:42:32pm

re: #52 Varek Raith

Hello.

Is it me you’re looking for?

56 Charles Johnson  Jul 26, 2014 12:42:59pm

re: #47 CuriousLurker

I get tweeted at all the time by people who very obviously haven’t read something I posted, responding to what they imagine I posted. It’s very annoying. And 9 times out of 10, if you point out they haven’t read the article, they get angry and defensive.

57 SteelPH  Jul 26, 2014 12:43:14pm

re: #52 Varek Raith

Hello.

Howdy!

58 sagehen  Jul 26, 2014 12:43:32pm

re: #29 jaunte

Yes, it’s denial

Here’s some highlighted thoughts for Gillespie so he doesn’t have to go through the whole magazine.

Since when was the Holocaust “the supposed moral justification for our entry into the War”? Who ever said that?

We entered into the war because Japan bombed the shit out of Pearl Harbor, and the next day the German ambassador marched up to the State Department with a formal written Declaration of War against us (the calligraphy was beautiful, I’m sure).

Nobody in American government had anything at all to say about the Holocaust, no opinions whatsoever, until years later.

59 CuriousLurker  Jul 26, 2014 12:43:40pm

re: #50 Mattand

Back to the OT: had no idea Johnson used to work for Breitbart and Beck. Kinda makes you wonder what Buzzfeed was thinking when they hired him.

It makes me think that Buzzfeed said “Sure, this guy is a right-wing troll, but trolls bring in clicks and page views !”

Yep.

60 Rightwingconspirator  Jul 26, 2014 12:45:12pm

re: #30 CuriousLurker

There’s a rush to be first, to get the clicks, to win the talking points war. It leaves little time for fact-checking and accuracy of speech, which takes no small amount of time & effort. Also, many people won’t bother reading it anyway (see this article, and this one). If you have your own web site, you can publish something and then check your server stats to see how long people spent on the page—most times it won’t be more than a minute or two.

Additionally, usability experts will tell you that people are much more impatient online than they are in real life. For example, you have approximately 10 seconds to grab a reader’s attention/interest, if you don’t then they’ll move on elsewhere. And that was from several years ago—it may be even less now with the advent of Twitter’s 140-character tweets, and the ubiquity of smart phones.

It’s much easier to just toss some B.S. out there and see if any of it sticks. If it does, it’s a win; if it doesn’t, no great loss as you didn’t invest much in it in the first place.

One might think that weighty matters like the news from Gaza or the airliner shoot down would change that behaviour. Distressingly your description matches what I see in detailed looks at the videos we produce at BLC.

Very unimportant stuff by comparison like the purple gold documentary or how white gold is made. Attention comes in 15 second increments if you got lots going on. Now lately we edit a rolling or “hot” start-show the process right from the first frame and later use “lower thirds” aka chyron or 3 second title pages along the way to convey textual info. A title page kills your views even at only ten seconds long. Credit titles off the end? Fuggedaboutit. Lesson hard learned.

61 Varek Raith  Jul 26, 2014 12:45:31pm

re: #55 Mattand

Are you a Verizon rep?!?!
/Stupid internet

62 Kid A  Jul 26, 2014 12:46:38pm

Old school: Get it right.
New school: Get it right now.

63 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 26, 2014 12:46:42pm

re: #58 sagehen

Since when was the Holocaust “the supposed moral justification for our entry into the War”? Who ever said that?

We entered into the war because Japan bombed the shit out of Pearl Harbor, and the next day the German ambassador marched up to the State Department with a formal Declaration of War against us (the calligraphy was beautiful, I’m sure).

Nobody in American government had anything at all to say about the Holocaust, no opinions whatsoever, until years later.

The idiots don’t know basic history.

64 Charles Johnson  Jul 26, 2014 12:46:58pm
65 Kid A  Jul 26, 2014 12:47:46pm

re: #55 Mattand

Is it me you’re looking for?

Because I wonder where you are…

66 wrenchwench  Jul 26, 2014 12:48:03pm

re: #64 Charles Johnson

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Good start.

67 TedStriker  Jul 26, 2014 12:48:36pm

re: #63 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

The idiots don’t know basic history.

Forget it, they’re rolling…

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68 Rightwingconspirator  Jul 26, 2014 12:49:43pm

re: #62 Kid A

Old school: Get it right.
New school: Get it right now.

Bullseye.

69 Testy Toad T  Jul 26, 2014 12:50:20pm

re: #53 Mattand

The Invisible Hand that libertarians worship so much must have been covering Reason’s eyes as that issue was printed and they made money off of it.

If an invisible hand covers an eye, is its vision obscured?

or, rephrased

What’s the sound of one Sarah Palin brain cell clapping?

70 Charles Johnson  Jul 26, 2014 12:51:07pm
71 CuriousLurker  Jul 26, 2014 12:55:44pm

re: #70 Charles Johnson

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Glass ego. It shatters at the slightest criticism, then the owner picks up the ruined shards and tries to slash you with them.

72 Charles Johnson  Jul 26, 2014 12:56:05pm
73 Charles Johnson  Jul 26, 2014 12:57:26pm

re: #71 CuriousLurker

Glass ego. It shatters at the slightest criticism, then the owner picks up the ruined shards and tries to slash you with them.

He’s trying to smear me by bringing up my long-renounced posts - as he continues to spew conspiracy theories and hatred far worse than anything I ever wrote.

74 Charles Johnson  Jul 26, 2014 12:58:55pm

It’s really kind of insane. These are the posts he agreed with and still agrees with, but he’s trying to smear me with them.

Twisted.

75 wrenchwench  Jul 26, 2014 12:59:19pm

re: #73 Charles Johnson

He’s trying to smear me by bringing up my long-renounced posts - as he continues to spew conspiracy theories and hatred far worse than anything I ever wrote.

Look how awful you are, you used to agree with me!!!!

76 Charles Johnson  Jul 26, 2014 12:59:54pm

re: #75 wrenchwench

Look how awful you are, you used to agree with me!!!!

Exactly, it’s totally nuts.

77 b.d.  Jul 26, 2014 1:02:16pm

re: #49 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

Ames is correct that some of the contributors to that issue developed an interest in or were fellow travelers with that most pathetic area of study known as Holocaust revisionism or denialism

78 CuriousLurker  Jul 26, 2014 1:06:10pm

re: #73 Charles Johnson

He’s trying to smear me by bringing up my long-renounced posts - as he continues to spew conspiracy theories and hatred far worse than anything I ever wrote.

Yep. He’ll never admit he’s wrong, so he tries to make himself look “better” by attempting to make you look worse in comparison. If he was really that far above you he wouldn’t even acknowledge your existence, much less get in a Twitter spat with you. He’s scum and he knows you know it. That stings.

79 Snarknado!  Jul 26, 2014 1:08:58pm

re: #74 Charles Johnson

It’s really kind of insane. These are the posts he agreed with and still agrees with, but he’s trying to smear me with them.

Twisted.

He’s just copying Boehner and the ACA lawsuit.

80 Romantic Heretic  Jul 26, 2014 1:10:18pm

re: #72 Charles Johnson

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The man is an addict and addicts aren’t known for their rational behaviour.

81 Ryan King  Jul 26, 2014 1:18:55pm

Wow, Spencer’s Twitter is whackdoo. He’s a sick person.

82 Charles Johnson  Jul 26, 2014 1:25:04pm

re: #81 Ryan King

It’s non-stop anti-Muslim hatred.

83 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 26, 2014 1:28:10pm

cbsnews.com

Unreleased data from a black box retrieved from the wreckage of Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 in Ukraine show findings consistent with the plane’s fuselage being hit multiple times by shrapnel from a missile explosion, CBS News correspondent Mark Phillips reports.

84 Charles Johnson  Jul 26, 2014 1:29:10pm
85 Charles Johnson  Jul 26, 2014 1:30:21pm
86 Fairly Sure I'm Still Obdicut  Jul 26, 2014 1:31:59pm

Beyond the outright denial cited by Juante above, there are many sections blaming everyone but Hitler for WWII, and treats all ‘imperial’ powers as equally bad.

87 CuriousLurker  Jul 26, 2014 1:32:05pm

re: #82 Charles Johnson

It’s non-stop anti-Muslim hatred.

I’m not even reading my daily Google Alerts about stuff written by the bigot brigades as I know the I-P stuff sends them into writhing hategasms. I don’t have the stomach for it—the Twitter derp from the (supposedly) moderate left, right, and center is bad enough.

88 Amory Blaine  Jul 26, 2014 1:35:41pm

I’m sure there’s a wingnut welfare job for him somewhere. Back to Breitbart perhaps?

89 wrenchwench  Jul 26, 2014 1:51:31pm
90 Amory Blaine  Jul 26, 2014 1:56:03pm

Nugent has been having shows cancelled but there’s one on tonight in Oshkosh WI.

Waterfest President Mike Dempsey said that he didn’t support Nugent’s choice of words for Wisconsinites, but he was hardly surprised to hear them.

“Ted is Ted,” Dempsey said. “He’s an outrageous performer, and by nature has always been provocative.”

He added: “It’s rock and roll. It’s supposed to be dangerous.”

91 Ace-o-aces  Jul 26, 2014 1:58:11pm

re: #22 Charles Johnson

“Well, there was an issue we published and it had Holocaust revisionism in it, but I wouldn’t call it a “Holocaust Revisionist” issue, and oh ah, did you see that nice article we wrote about Jackie Robinson last year,and were totally for weed and, and against police brutality and stuff too….so. yeah….”

92 wrenchwench  Jul 26, 2014 2:00:44pm

re: #91 Ace-o-aces

“Well, there was an issue we published and it had Holocaust revisionism in it, but I wouldn’t call it a “Holocaust Revisionist” issue, and oh ah, did you see that nice article we wrote about Jackie Robinson last year,and were totally for weed and, and against police brutality and stuff too….so. yeah….”

[monty python] It’s not got much revisionism in it. [/monty python]

93 Decatur Deb  Jul 26, 2014 2:03:38pm

re: #47 CuriousLurker

P.S. This is a good article too, from March of this year:

People skim—because we’ve gotten good at that with newspapers & such—then assume they have the gist of something. That’s why you so often see people make idiotic comments about articles people post here, because they didn’t bother to actually read them fully.

Uhh…15 seconds per page click is about right for lolcats, bit high in fact.

94 Decatur Deb  Jul 26, 2014 2:05:42pm

re: #92 wrenchwench

[monty python] It’s not got much revisionism in it. [/monty python]

That was actually our “Butter vs. Low-cost Spread” issue.

95 The War TARDIS  Jul 26, 2014 2:15:30pm

Sarah Palin was on something.

Sarah Palin’s Odd, Slurred Speech In Denver

Going with the “Crap ton of booze” theory.

96 Kragar  Jul 26, 2014 2:20:32pm

re: #95 The War TARDIS

Sarah Palin was on something.

Sarah Palin’s Odd, Slurred Speech In Denver

Going with the “Crap ton of booze” theory.

And people pay to go listen to that?

97 The War TARDIS  Jul 26, 2014 2:21:20pm

re: #96 Kragar

One idiot giving money to another.

98 Amory Blaine  Jul 26, 2014 2:21:35pm

How embarrassing.

99 Kragar  Jul 26, 2014 2:26:36pm

re: #97 The War TARDIS

One idiot giving money to another.

MST3k comes to mind:

“So we’re like an hour into this?”
“No, its only been about 5 minutes.”
“No… really?”
“Yeah.”
“… Oh.”

100 Randall Gross  Jul 26, 2014 2:27:12pm

because I know some of you want some of these things:

Youtube Video

101 Charles Johnson  Jul 26, 2014 2:27:37pm
102 PhillyPretzel  Jul 26, 2014 2:29:29pm

re: #101 Charles Johnson

Let’s hope it holds.

103 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 26, 2014 2:29:30pm

So what earlier was a word salad is now a word slurry?

104 ObserverArt  Jul 26, 2014 2:35:27pm

re: #90 Amory Blaine

Nugent has been having shows cancelled but there’s one on tonight in Oshkosh WI.

I had heard he was going to be in Columbus. Found out last night from my buddy I jam with he was in town on Thursday.

Damn. I missed him. And I so wanted to know why he wasn’t dead or in jail but there in Columbus doing his ‘nut job guitar and gun fest.

105 wrenchwench  Jul 26, 2014 2:36:20pm

re: #103 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

So what earlier was a word salad is now a word slurry?

Youtube Video

Add alcohol:

Youtube Video

106 b.d.  Jul 26, 2014 2:42:38pm

In monster related news:

ign.com

SDCC 2014: SKULL ISLAND KING KONG MOVIE COMING FROM LEGENDARY

Legendary surprised the Comic-Con crowd today in Hall H with a new take on the classic monster realm known as Skull Island. The announcement came in the form of a short trailer depicting a harsh, stormy, green land that culminated in the reveal of King Kong howling into the night. The king is back!

107 sattv4u2  Jul 26, 2014 2:44:52pm

re: #101 Charles Johnson

I had paged the end of the cease fire, then updated to include this bit of news

Haven’t yet seen as response from Hamas about the extension

The earlier story indicated Israel offered a 4 hour extension but Hamas was firing rockets into Israel

108 darthstar  Jul 26, 2014 2:48:35pm

Don’t know if anyone’s posted this yet, but it seems to be fairly accurate.

This Land is Mine.

Vimeo

109 darthstar  Jul 26, 2014 2:51:20pm
110 thedopefishlives  Jul 26, 2014 2:51:23pm

Afternoon Lizardim.

111 Charles Johnson  Jul 26, 2014 2:51:46pm
112 CuriousLurker  Jul 26, 2014 2:52:58pm

re: #111 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

*SIGH* Assholes.

113 sattv4u2  Jul 26, 2014 2:53:12pm

re: #111 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

No surprise. They rejected the proposed 4 hour extension as the original 12 hour one was expiring. Don’t know what prompted Israel to think they would accept a 24 hour one

114 HappyWarrior  Jul 26, 2014 2:56:07pm

re: #109 darthstar

[Embedded content]

Did he add them to “Puppy Kicker” and “Stealer of candy from babies”?

115 Decatur Deb  Jul 26, 2014 2:57:02pm

re: #111 Charles Johnson

BREAKING Hamas rejects Israel’s 24-hour extension of Gaza ceasefire: spokesman

“Kill us some more.”

Must be working for them.

116 thedopefishlives  Jul 26, 2014 2:58:25pm

re: #115 Decatur Deb

“Kill us some more.”

Must be working for them.

Somewhere out there, a Palestinian Red Foreman is calling what passes for their government dumbasses.

117 The War TARDIS  Jul 26, 2014 3:01:43pm

re: #115 Decatur Deb

Stop doing the massive bombings, and start going after the higher echelons in of Hamas that live in Gaza, along with their communications equipment.

Cut Haniyah off from his clowns in Gaza.

118 Killgore Trout  Jul 26, 2014 3:01:46pm

re: #115 Decatur Deb

“Kill us some more.”

Must be working for them.

It is. Many of the rich gulf states promise aid to Gaza but only deliver when there’s fighting. The “disproportionate casualties” from these conflicts create a lot of international sympathy and increase hatred of Israel. Fighting and losing has worked out well for them in the past and it’s the formula they’re sticking to.

119 darthstar  Jul 26, 2014 3:03:07pm

re: #115 Decatur Deb

“Kill us some more.”

Must be working for them.

What if the Israelis refused to kill them and forced them to accept peace?

120 The War TARDIS  Jul 26, 2014 3:04:10pm

re: #118 Killgore Trout

Israel has to give a better offer for peace that the Gulf States does for war.

Same deal with Iran in their negotiations, considering Russia’s actions.

121 Killgore Trout  Jul 26, 2014 3:04:19pm

IDF Soldiers Uncover House Rigged with Explosives
Youtube Video

2 doors down from a UN school.

122 Decatur Deb  Jul 26, 2014 3:04:41pm

re: #119 darthstar

What if the Israelis refused to kill them and forced them to accept peace?

‘Cause that ‘force’ part kinda bleeds into the ‘kill’ part.

123 The War TARDIS  Jul 26, 2014 3:05:03pm

re: #120 The War TARDIS

Clarifying here, I mean the Palestinians as a whole.

124 Killgore Trout  Jul 26, 2014 3:05:20pm

re: #122 Decatur Deb

‘Cause that ‘force’ part kinda bleeds into the ‘kill’ part.

Peace!

125 Decatur Deb  Jul 26, 2014 3:05:50pm

re: #124 Killgore Trout

Peace!

Desert.

126 darthstar  Jul 26, 2014 3:07:02pm

re: #122 Decatur Deb

‘Cause that ‘force’ part kinda bleeds into the ‘kill’ part.

You will accept my peace if I have to shove it down your throat.

127 thedopefishlives  Jul 26, 2014 3:08:28pm

re: #126 darthstar

You will accept my peace if I have to shove it down your throat.

So THAT’S what they call it these days.///

128 sattv4u2  Jul 26, 2014 3:11:36pm

Football
Lucy
Charlie Brown

REPEAT

129 The War TARDIS  Jul 26, 2014 3:15:25pm

re: #120 The War TARDIS

For Iran, I would accept them having Nuclear Power, and give promises of assistance in regards to future Gen IV reactors.

We would also leave the nations of Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Bahrain, Qatar, and the UAE.

They would have to accede to Nuclear Inspectors, but considering what happened in Fukushima, maybe we should think about expanding the mission of the IAEA just a little bit.

Of course, we may have to wait for the current Ayatollah to dies, but considering his age and circumstances, that may not be that far off. Until then, just keep talking.

130 darthstar  Jul 26, 2014 3:22:11pm

Watching Tom Cruise pretend to be a father - he’s a pretty good role model - both of his “kids” are learning how to overact.

131 The War TARDIS  Jul 26, 2014 3:24:29pm

re: #130 darthstar

What is this referring to?

132 ausador  Jul 26, 2014 3:31:38pm

Two girls fifteen and eighteen arrested for posting a video on Facebook in which they poured alcohol on a Gopher Tortoise (a threatened species), lit it on fire, laughed at its attempts to escape the burning pool and then stomped it to death.

WTF is wrong with some people?

nbcmiami.com

133 thedopefishlives  Jul 26, 2014 3:33:23pm

re: #132 ausador

Two girls fifteen and eighteen arrested for posting a video on Facebook in which they poured alcohol on a Gopher Tortoise (a threatened species), lit it on fire, laughed at its attempts to escape the burning pool and then stomped it to death.

WTF is wrong with some people?

nbcmiami.com

No emtional empathy. It’s one of the defining traits of a psychopath - not that these girls necessarily are, but they at least have that much in common.

134 William of Orange  Jul 26, 2014 3:52:40pm

Not fit to bear the name “Johnson”.

135 Stanley Sea  Jul 26, 2014 3:54:06pm

re: #132 ausador

Damn. That is sick.

136 HappyWarrior  Jul 26, 2014 4:02:19pm

re: #132 ausador

Two girls fifteen and eighteen arrested for posting a video on Facebook in which they poured alcohol on a Gopher Tortoise (a threatened species), lit it on fire, laughed at its attempts to escape the burning pool and then stomped it to death.

WTF is wrong with some people?

nbcmiami.com

I did see that. Ghoulish behavior to say the least.


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