Mike Huckabee: The Latest Big-Name Republican to Rant About Impeachment

“Absolutely - no doubt he’s done plenty of things worthy of impeachment”
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The latest old white Republican figure to rant about impeaching America’s first black President is theocrat Mike Huckabee, who appeared on the wingnut radio show of Steve Deace to say Obama has “done plenty of things worthy of impeachment.”

Huckabee notes, however, that Republicans will need to wait until after the November elections to do it, because they don’t have the votes right now to convict him in the Senate. (Although that certainly didn’t stop the Republican Party from impeaching Bill Clinton in the House.)

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1 darthstar  Aug 6, 2014 3:04:47pm

That’s racist theocrat Mike Huckabee to you, sir.

2 EPR-radar  Aug 6, 2014 3:07:21pm

News flash, Huckabee the moron. Even after the 2014 midterm elections, the GOP will not have the 2/3 majority in the Senate needed to convict in an impeachment.

3 Norbrook  Aug 6, 2014 3:08:43pm

Given that it takes a 2/3’rds majority to convict in the Senate, and the likelihood of Republicans being able to achieve that, the odds of impeachment succeeding are less than winning a PowerBall lottery.

About the only thing achieved by this would be that the Republicans would get to pander to their base, while continuing to be unproductive as hell as legislators. This is in their minds a “win-win” scenario.

4 Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2014 3:08:53pm

They won’t have them after November either. Takes 2/3 of the Senate to vote to remove a sitting president and even in the best case scenario for the GOTP on Election Day, they’ll still fall short of that by 12-13 seats.

5 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Aug 6, 2014 3:11:10pm

Math Skillz, he has none.

6 darthstar  Aug 6, 2014 3:12:04pm
7 darthstar  Aug 6, 2014 3:13:23pm
8 jaunte  Aug 6, 2014 3:13:44pm

Mike Huckabee playing bass
Youtube Video

9 Charles Johnson  Aug 6, 2014 3:14:59pm

Note that being unable to convict Bill Clinton in the Senate didn’t stop Republicans from impeaching him in the House, either. I won’t be surprised to see something like the same scenario play out with Obama.

10 Charles Johnson  Aug 6, 2014 3:16:19pm

re: #7 darthstar

Another lovely tweet from @jc_christian:

11 HappyWarrior  Aug 6, 2014 3:16:21pm

re: #7 darthstar

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FREEDOM!

12 HappyWarrior  Aug 6, 2014 3:17:32pm

re: #9 Charles Johnson

Note that being unable to convict Bill Clinton in the Senate didn’t stop Republicans from impeaching him in the House, either. I won’t be surprised to see something like the same scenario play out with Obama.

Hopefully Obama’s heir as Democratic standard bearer is smarter than Gore and Gore’s people and doesn’t run away from him should such a thing were to happen since it’s obvious that GOP attempts to impeach Obama are nothing but a sham.

13 b_sharp  Aug 6, 2014 3:17:43pm

The right really has a hate on for the left. What exactly do they imagine the left did to earn such hate?

14 Charles Johnson  Aug 6, 2014 3:17:56pm

Or how about this one?

15 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Aug 6, 2014 3:18:07pm

The point of it is that the GOP does not want to impeach Obama, but his actions as President are forcing them.

Just like those slutty chicks force men to rape them by dressing provocatively and drinking to excess…

16 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Aug 6, 2014 3:18:54pm

re: #9 Charles Johnson

Yep, if they hold the house I definitely foresee a push to file articles of impeachment regardless whether or not they can get the senate to sign on. Just look at the number of anti-(insert something Obama is for here) bills they have passed that have little to no chance of getting through the senate.

I am still trying to figure out WHAT they want to impeach him for and none of them have ever given a straight answer. Given how low the bar is after what they tried to do to Clinton it won’t take them much I am sure. There were far better grounds for impeaching Bush than there are for Obama.

17 HappyWarrior  Aug 6, 2014 3:19:56pm

re: #13 b_sharp

The right really has a hate on for the left. What exactly do they imagine the left did to earn such hate?

Huckabee like many an American conservative is a man who cannot accept change and sees it as threatening to him. That’s why the right hates the left so much. The left isn’t afraid to call them out on their old ways which despite what they believe aren’t always the best ways and that’s especially true when it comes to women’s and homosexuals’ rights. Two subjects that Mr. Huckabee resembles Iran’s Ayatollah more than your average American.

18 Bubblehead II  Aug 6, 2014 3:20:22pm

re: #13 b_sharp

The right really has a hate on for the left. What exactly do they imagine the left did to earn such hate?

They elected a Blah man President, not once, but twice.

19 b_sharp  Aug 6, 2014 3:20:25pm

re: #14 Charles Johnson

Or how about this one?

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He’ll die while watching a squirrel as the storm gathers behind him.

20 Charles Johnson  Aug 6, 2014 3:21:12pm

re: #19 b_sharp

Not talking about the picture - look at jc_christian’s comment.

21 thedopefishlives  Aug 6, 2014 3:21:18pm

Evening Lizardim from the sunny and beautiful wild north country. How go things? Has our lovable loser returned?

22 EPR-radar  Aug 6, 2014 3:22:02pm

re: #13 b_sharp

The right really has a hate on for the left. What exactly do they imagine the left did to earn such hate?

It seems to have started with FDR and the New Deal, got amplified by civil rights progress from the 50s to the 70s, and then the election results of 2008 and 2012 were a final blow.

US conservatives have decided to destroy the US if they can’t run it the way they want to. Hopefully enough people will see this is what’s really going on, which will doom movement conservatism to richly deserved irrelevance.

23 William Barnett-Lewis  Aug 6, 2014 3:23:17pm

re: #13 b_sharp

The right really has a hate on for the left. What exactly do they imagine the left did to earn such hate?

Pointed out their hypocrisy, incompetence & bigotry?

24 b_sharp  Aug 6, 2014 3:25:03pm

re: #23 William Barnett-Lewis

Pointed out their hypocrisy, incompetence & bigotry?

They don’t see it as such. To them it’s truth.

25 b_sharp  Aug 6, 2014 3:26:22pm

re: #20 Charles Johnson

Not talking about the picture - look at jc_christian’s comment.

Terminal dickishness.

26 b_sharp  Aug 6, 2014 3:26:58pm

Here comes the wife.

27 darthstar  Aug 6, 2014 3:27:25pm

re: #14 Charles Johnson

Hm…it would appear you two are having an internet disagreement. I pretty much ignore his/her NSA paranoia shit. But occasionally he/she has a funny post. RTs aren’t necessarily endorsements of the person’s full psyche.

For example, there are some people who like me who come from the east coast, and yet I put ketchup on my hot dogs and often eat pizza with a knife and fork (like a fucking savage). I don’t expect they’d ever approve of that. Best thing to do is laugh at your detractors. (Though the IDF tweet is a bit over the top.)

28 Charles Johnson  Aug 6, 2014 3:27:26pm

Just trying to point out that I’m not really amused by this guy. He’s been viciously smearing me all over Twitter ever since the Snowden leaks.

29 Bear  Aug 6, 2014 3:28:32pm

Fantastic! nytimes.com

30 Skip Intro  Aug 6, 2014 3:28:59pm

Since I understand from the GOP that only Democrats are talking about impeachment, I have to assume the Huckster has changed parties.

31 Charles Johnson  Aug 6, 2014 3:29:03pm

re: #27 darthstar

I’m not having a disagreement with him - I ignore him. But he’s been engaged in ugly character assassination for the past year, which makes it a little hard for me to see the humor in his other posts.

32 thedopefishlives  Aug 6, 2014 3:29:26pm

re: #28 Charles Johnson

Just trying to point out that I’m not really amused by this guy. He’s been viciously smearing me all over Twitter ever since the Snowden leaks.

It seems like every major scandal and event brings a fresh wave of stalkers and assholes to your doorstep.

33 bratwurst  Aug 6, 2014 3:30:48pm

re: #27 darthstar

For example, there are some people who like me who come from the east coast, and yet I put ketchup on my hot dogs and often eat pizza with a knife and fork (like a fucking savage).

Do you honestly see differences over eating habits as being equivalent to having someone call you insane and supportive of murdering children?

34 darthstar  Aug 6, 2014 3:31:20pm

re: #28 Charles Johnson

Just trying to point out that I’m not really amused by this guy. He’s been viciously smearing me all over Twitter ever since the Snowden leaks.

Understood…I pretty much got to the point where I tuned him out over Snowden. I still fuck with Greenwald because GG is an insecure little fuckwit…and takes twitter hits as personally as if they were insults coming from his mother. I fucking love that. GG’s internet profile is how he identifies himself more than anything. There is no ‘offline mode’ for him.

35 darthstar  Aug 6, 2014 3:32:38pm

re: #33 bratwurst

Do you honestly see differences over eating habits as being equivalent to having someone call you insane and supportive of murdering children?

No, of course not. But over the top insults don’t warrant serious attention, in my book.

36 GlutenFreeJesus  Aug 6, 2014 3:33:20pm

Huckster didn’t mention one single impeachable offense, did he? Sorry. I can’t bring myself to read that article.

37 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Aug 6, 2014 3:39:13pm

re: #36 GlutenFreeJesus

Huckster didn’t mention one single impeachable offense, did he? Sorry. I can’t bring myself to read that article.

Nope and none of them can it’s like asking them to name just exactly what Obama is doing that is destroying the country. His mere existence is enough reason for them.

38 Kid A  Aug 6, 2014 3:39:50pm

re: #36 GlutenFreeJesus

He’ll be impeached for PWB.

39 Pie-onist Overlord  Aug 6, 2014 3:41:56pm

re: #36 GlutenFreeJesus

Huckster didn’t mention one single impeachable offense, did he? Sorry. I can’t bring myself to read that article.

I was looking up right-wing websites to see what “impeachable” high crimes & misdemeanors the POTUS has committed, all they can come up with is:

BENGHAZI!!!!!
EXTENDED ACA DEADLINE!!!!!
BENGHAZI!!!!!
FAST & FURIOUS!!!!!
IRS!!!!!
BENGHAZI!!!!!!
VACATIONS!!!!!!!
FUNDRAISING!!!!!
BENGHAZI!!!!!

40 Pie-onist Overlord  Aug 6, 2014 3:42:24pm

Even though Benghazi is a big nothingburger they’re still flogging it.

41 darthstar  Aug 6, 2014 3:43:23pm

re: #31 Charles Johnson

I’m not having a disagreement with him - I ignore him. But he’s been engaged in ugly character assassination for the past year, which makes it a little hard for me to see the humor in his other posts.

Makes sense. Between Geller, McCain, Greenwald, Malkin, Mona, Sirota, and Shapiro, you attract a pretty healthy group of detractors - most of whom I assume are angry because you pulled the scab back from the right wing a few years ago and exposed them for being the bigots they are. You should take these peoples’ smears as compliments. You can tell a lot about a person by the friends he keeps, and even more by the enemies he has.

42 Ace-o-aces  Aug 6, 2014 3:43:52pm

re: #40 Pie-onist Overlord

Even though Benghazi is a big nothingburger they’re still flogging it.

FER DED AY’MERAKINS!!!!!!!

43 Pie-onist Overlord  Aug 6, 2014 3:44:15pm
44 Pie-onist Overlord  Aug 6, 2014 3:45:16pm

Well, Professor Salaita can get a job teaching at Greenwald University of Journalism

45 jaunte  Aug 6, 2014 3:45:55pm
46 thedopefishlives  Aug 6, 2014 3:46:25pm

re: #44 Pie-onist Overlord

Well, Professor Salaita can get a job teaching at Greenwald University of Journalism

Who is this guy and why should I care that he got fired?

47 Pie-onist Overlord  Aug 6, 2014 3:47:57pm

re: #46 thedopefishlives

Who is this guy and why should I care that he got fired?

He said some bad things about Teh Juice and got sacked because HURR HURR TEH JUICE CONTROLS EVERYTHING IN BROOKLYN!!!!!!

48 Pie-onist Overlord  Aug 6, 2014 3:50:54pm

Man Buys Every Pie at Local Burger King to Spite Shitty Little Brat

Well, except BK pies probably suck.

49 b.d.  Aug 6, 2014 3:51:22pm

re: #28 Charles Johnson

Just trying to point out that I’m not really amused by this guy. He’s been viciously smearing me all over Twitter ever since the Snowden leaks.

I thought Gen JC Christian went away around the time of flying toasters and Rick Rolling?

50 ObserverArt  Aug 6, 2014 3:52:31pm

re: #40 Pie-onist Overlord

Even though Benghazi is a big nothingburger they’re still flogging it.

Talk about automatic meat slinging machines.* Benghazi is the fast food news that keeps on giving. And we all know what kind of giving fast food burgers provide.

As long as there is a line at the Wingnut’s Derp Burger drive-up window willing to eat ‘em up, then Benghazi burgers it is.

*reference to last thread and automatic burger making machines.

51 Kragar  Aug 6, 2014 3:54:49pm

re: #40 Pie-onist Overlord

Even though Benghazi is a big nothingburger they’re still flogging it.

52 Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2014 3:57:28pm

re: #51 Kragar

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It doesn’t matter what the hearings find or the reports say, they’ll still be declaring decades from now that the White House covered it all up and if they’d been able to get access to “everything,” they’d have proven that the President was hiding something impeachable.

53 dog philosopher  Aug 6, 2014 3:58:52pm

Fox News Wins Mixed Metaphor Prize

Government watchdogs slam Obama agencies for stonewalling probes

4 count em 4

slam your probe into a stone wall, you dog!

54 Gus  Aug 6, 2014 3:59:02pm

re: #14 Charles Johnson

Or how about this one?

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Fuck that guy. Blocked his stupid moonbat ass a long time ago.

55 bratwurst  Aug 6, 2014 4:01:59pm

Wow, Sheldon Adelson’s free Israeli newspaper ran an interview with Ayan Hirsi Ali where she asserts “Bibi Netanyahu deserves Nobel Peace Prize for Gaza campaign.”

I am sure glad that this man and his casino money will play a role in determining who the GOP nominates for president in two years.

Wait, did I say GLAD? I meant SICKENED.

56 XtremeDave  Aug 6, 2014 4:05:55pm

Don’t forget about this gem from Huckabee in the same link:

Huckabee also said that the U.S. should not have a problem constructing a fence along the southern border with Mexico since Israel built a barrier around areas of the West Bank

Sure, this is what we need, American-Mexican relations to lower to the level of Israelis and Palestinians. Can somebody tell the Republicans that just because Hispanics are contributing to the destruction of the GOP, it doesn’t mean they’re literally engaged in war with America.

57 JEA62  Aug 6, 2014 4:08:36pm

It was a Democrat in a Huckabee mask!

58 EPR-radar  Aug 6, 2014 4:09:26pm

re: #55 bratwurst

I’ll be the first to admit that Obama’s peace prize is a bit silly, but Bibi for the peace prize is bat-crap insane.

59 Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2014 4:16:35pm

re: #48 Pie-onist Overlord

Man Buys Every Pie at Local Burger King to Spite Shitty Little Brat

Well, except BK pies probably suck.

heehee…I LIKE this guy!

60 dog philosopher  Aug 6, 2014 4:22:48pm

unsourced on another blog:

Glenn Beck made a point of drizzling “Christian blood” over pancakes and waffles on his Tuesday program, and serving them to his co-hosts.

The “Christian blood” was more like a red fruit syrup, and no, it’s not the name of a product in a new line of Glenn Beck breakfast foods (no one get any ideas, please).

???

61 wrenchwench  Aug 6, 2014 4:25:46pm
62 darthstar  Aug 6, 2014 4:27:17pm

re: #43 Pie-onist Overlord

“Lots more coming on this” is Greenwald’s way of saying, “I haven’t written anything yet, and may not write anything soon, but I’d appreciate it if you’d follow my twitter timeline as I retweet articles from white supremacists, holocaust deniers and other people with whom I share a subtle bond…”

63 nines09  Aug 6, 2014 4:29:15pm

“Hello. I’m washed up used to be politician Mike (You’re A Burned Down House, Bitch) Huckabee. Have you thought about your Soul and where you will spend eternity? Send money now for some exciting news!”

64 darthstar  Aug 6, 2014 4:31:34pm

re: #63 nines09

“Hello. I’m washed up used to be politician Mike (You’re A Burned Down House, Bitch) Huckabee. Have you thought about your Soul and where you will spend eternity? Send money now for some exciting news!”

I’d spend eternity in Hell if a) it existed and b) it meant I didn’t have to be anywhere near Huckabee.

65 thedopefishlives  Aug 6, 2014 4:34:58pm

re: #64 darthstar

I’d spend eternity in Hell if a) it existed and b) it meant I didn’t have to be anywhere near Huckabee.

I have it on good authority that there are going to be a lot of very surprised people who think they’re getting into heaven.

66 Stanley Sea  Aug 6, 2014 4:45:46pm

awwwwwwwwwwwwww

67 Charles Johnson  Aug 6, 2014 4:47:29pm
68 b.d.  Aug 6, 2014 4:51:04pm

So Huckabee joins the long list of Biden fans…

69 Bubblehead II  Aug 6, 2014 4:51:18pm

Night Lizards Sleep well and may the Deity of your choice smile down upon you.

70 EPR-radar  Aug 6, 2014 4:52:14pm

re: #68 b.d.

So Huckabee joins the long list of Biden fans…

If the GOP had the votes to impeach Obama and convict in the Senate, they could and would do exactly the same to Biden.

71 Mattand  Aug 6, 2014 4:55:33pm

Calls from the GOTP to amend the Constitution to make impeachment easier in 3… 2.. 1…

72 lostlakehiker  Aug 6, 2014 4:57:16pm

re: #9 Charles Johnson

Note that being unable to convict Bill Clinton in the Senate didn’t stop Republicans from impeaching him in the House, either. I won’t be surprised to see something like the same scenario play out with Obama.

I don’t see this as at all likely. Boehner has no appetite for fights he can’t possibly win and doesn’t think the Republican party gains anything from them. (He’s right about that, at least as it concerns impeachment.)

73 Belafon  Aug 6, 2014 4:57:27pm

So, what exactly is sodomatrimony? I could guess, but I want to know exactly what they are defining it to be.

74 Kragar  Aug 6, 2014 4:58:12pm
75 goddamnedfrank  Aug 6, 2014 5:00:02pm

re: #72 lostlakehiker

I don’t see this as at all likely. Boehner has no appetite for fights he can’t possibly win and doesn’t think the Republican party gains anything from them. (He’s right about that, at least as it concerns impeachment.)

He was totally wrong about that during the government shutdown. Face it, Boehner is a weak, cynical, alky hack.

76 Pie-onist Overlord  Aug 6, 2014 5:00:18pm

re: #73 Belafon

So, what exactly is sodomatrimony? I could guess, but I want to know exactly what they are defining it to be.

You give a Sodastream for a wedding gift!

77 Dave In Austin  Aug 6, 2014 5:01:08pm

A moment of cuteness……

Youtube Video

78 Charles Johnson  Aug 6, 2014 5:02:06pm
79 Pie-onist Overlord  Aug 6, 2014 5:03:23pm
80 Pie-onist Overlord  Aug 6, 2014 5:05:11pm

LOL my son is at Yankee Stadium wearing his Tigers gear.

81 Kragar  Aug 6, 2014 5:08:48pm
82 Stanley Sea  Aug 6, 2014 5:09:49pm

re: #77 Dave In Austin

A moment of cuteness……

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Video

The big guy is concerned.

83 Gus  Aug 6, 2014 5:12:34pm

The Nation is still at it.

84 austin_blue  Aug 6, 2014 5:12:59pm

Just what does Huckabucka think Prexy has done that rises to the level of high crimes and misdemeanors? Can’t be signing Executive Privilege orders, that’s Supreme Court legal.

Hmmm….what could it be?

Oh, right…I forgot, he’s a Negro.

85 wrenchwench  Aug 6, 2014 5:13:30pm

re: #78 Charles Johnson

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It’d be worth watching if Ezra would call him Jeffrey just once.

86 BeachDem  Aug 6, 2014 5:14:43pm

Good grief. It’s not nauseating enough that TPM refers to Chucky Johnson as a “feisty conservative journalist.” Now they’re simply acting as his stenographer.

He sends them an email saying “Please print the following” and, what do you know, they do. (But hey, he had Matthew Boyle “confirm” things for him, so I guess all’s right with the world.) GAH!

87 Timothy Watson  Aug 6, 2014 5:15:33pm

Photoshop idea: President Obama, communicator in hand, with a word bubble saying “Beam me up, Scotty, there’s no intelligent life down here.”

88 Kragar  Aug 6, 2014 5:19:12pm

I can’t imagine why they didn’t warm up instantly to this guy acting fidgety in a Walmart

Image: 53d6a832a61ae.image.jpg

89 Pie-onist Overlord  Aug 6, 2014 5:19:43pm

re: #81 Kragar

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90 dog philosopher  Aug 6, 2014 5:20:13pm

wiksterpedia

coulter religion

At one public lecture she said, “I don’t care about anything else; Christ died for my sins, and nothing else matters”. She summarized her view of Christianity in a 2004 column, saying, “Jesus’ distinctive message was: People are sinful and need to be redeemed, and this is your lucky day, because I’m here to redeem you even though you don’t deserve it, and I have to get the crap kicked out of me to do it.” She then mocked “the message of Jesus…according to liberals”, summarizing it as “something along the lines of ‘be nice to people,’” which, in turn, she said “is, in fact, one of the incidental tenets of Christianity”

explains a lot

91 William Barnett-Lewis  Aug 6, 2014 5:23:33pm

re: #90 dog philosopher

Oy. Ann? That sound? It was His message going over your head at Mach 2.

Hope you like being with the goats.

92 thedopefishlives  Aug 6, 2014 5:23:57pm

re: #91 William Barnett-Lewis

Oy. Ann? That sound? It was His message going over your head at Mach 2.

Hope you like being with the goats.

Took the words right out of my mouth, you did.

93 Ryan King  Aug 6, 2014 5:24:17pm

The media really does suck.

Local media is hyping hurricane stories with pictures of lines at gas stations and empty store shelves. Lead story in local paper has a picture of supposedly long gas lines at a Costco.

That line is typical for a Tuesday afternoon around 4PM sans hurricane. Nothing special.

94 b_sharp  Aug 6, 2014 5:26:00pm

re: #27 darthstar

Hm…it would appear you two are having an internet disagreement. I pretty much ignore his/her NSA paranoia shit. But occasionally he/she has a funny post. RTs aren’t necessarily endorsements of the person’s full psyche.

For example, there are some people who like me who come from the east coast, and yet I put ketchup on my hot dogs and often eat pizza with a knife and fork (like a fucking savage). I don’t expect they’d ever approve of that. Best thing to do is laugh at your detractors. (Though the IDF tweet is a bit over the top.)

You eat pizza with a knife and fork?
I thought my wife was the only person who did that.

95 lawhawk  Aug 6, 2014 5:26:45pm

So, Huckabee thinks Obama’s engaged in impeachable conduct. Except he can’t name a specific act that is impeachable. It’s the same empty platitudes spewed by the likes of Palin et al. They want impeachment because that’s all they’ve ever wanted since 2009. But they can’t pin any specific action as impeachable because they know (or should know) that you can’t impeach on policy grounds. A policy difference isn’t impeachable. But that’s where the GOP has been since even the Clinton days.

96 William Barnett-Lewis  Aug 6, 2014 5:27:08pm

re: #92 thedopefishlives

Took the words right out of my mouth, you did.

My full response to that kind of garbage was published on my churches website…

The dead can take care of the dead. We can not live for the next world. - we can not abandon the pain and suffering of this world to a forlorn hope of a better life in heaven. No, we must instead live as if the atheists are right and that this world is all there ever will be. We must live in the here and now, in the gladness and fullness of heart that being open to God’s love brings. We must open ourselves to the love that comes from all creation for God’s creation is the fullest expression of the that love that exists NOW for each and every person in the world. Never forget that Jesus healed the eyes of the man born blind right there and then. He did not tell him how great seeing would be in heaven. To do less than that in our own lives is the real sin.

97 prairiefire  Aug 6, 2014 5:27:24pm

re: #93 Ryan King

The media really does suck.

Local media is hyping hurricane stories with pictures of lines at gas stations and empty store shelves. Lead story in local paper has a picture of supposedly long gas lines at a Costco.

That line is typical for a Tuesday afternoon around 4PM sans hurricane. Nothing special.

They are saying Hilo is running out of bottled water. I hope our folks in Pahoa don’t get swept out to sea!

98 lawhawk  Aug 6, 2014 5:27:25pm

And in other news, my photos and observations of St. Louis.

99 BeachDem  Aug 6, 2014 5:29:51pm

On a lighter note—I’ve been noticing that Liberty University is advertising a lot on the Food Network. Surprising, as so many hosts and various contestants on the shows are the ghey.

Why, there was even a bit of an uproar about it last summer.

While filling in for Sandy Rios on her AFA radio show, Austin
“Ruse kicked off the show by recounting a harrowing experience where he had to see a lesbian…with her arm around her wife…on the Food Network.

“Ruse said that he started to worry when he realized that one of the chefs on Chopped “looked like a butch lesbian” and put his finger on the remote just in case he got exposed to gayness.”

-
rightwingwatch.org

100 austin_blue  Aug 6, 2014 5:29:56pm

re: #93 Ryan King

The media really does suck.

Local media is hyping hurricane stories with pictures of lines at gas stations and empty store shelves. Lead story in local paper has a picture of supposedly long gas lines at a Costco.

That line is typical for a Tuesday afternoon around 4PM sans hurricane. Nothing special.

Especially when the first Hurricane is forecast to downgrade to a Tropical Storm well before landfall and Number 2 is forecast to swing well north of the chain (putting the islands on the “safe side”).

It will, however, significantly increase Spam sales over the next couple of days. (Oh, you didn’t know about Hawaiians and Spam? They like it. A lot.)

101 Skip Intro  Aug 6, 2014 5:30:23pm

re: #90 dog philosopher

I’d like to see Coulter’s bible, because that isn’t in any bible I’ve ever read. She must have the one from Regnery Press with the new Gospel According to St. Ronnie.

102 nines09  Aug 6, 2014 5:31:59pm

re: #90 dog philosopher
Sounds like her. Perfect grifter rational. Sociopath.
Ann is such a vile slug. Her forgiveness is your curse. She can and will fuck you in the name of God. Because she’s forgiven. Fall down a flight of stairs bitch. Find peace. Love you too.

103 klys  Aug 6, 2014 5:32:19pm
104 austin_blue  Aug 6, 2014 5:33:04pm

re: #102 nines09

Sounds like her. Perfect grifter rational. Sociopath.
Ann is such a vile slug. Her forgiveness is your curse. She can and will fuck you in the name of God. Because she’s forgiven. Fall down a flight of stairs bitch. Find peace. Love you too.

Now, now, netiquette at LGF and all….

105 Dr Lizardo  Aug 6, 2014 5:33:09pm

re: #101 Skip Intro

I’d like to see Coulter’s bible, because that isn’t in any bible I’ve ever read. She must have the one from Regnery Press with the new Gospel According to St. Ronnie.

I’ve seen Coulter’s bible. It was written by Anton LaVey.

106 thedopefishlives  Aug 6, 2014 5:33:20pm

re: #96 William Barnett-Lewis

My full response to that kind of garbage was published on my churches website…

That’s fantastic. I get so fed up with some of these crappy pseudo-Christians who preach so loudly in the media and on the social networks, all my words run over each other and none of them come out.

107 Kragar  Aug 6, 2014 5:33:39pm

re: #105 Dr Lizardo

I’ve seen Coulter’s bible. It was written by Anton LaVey.

Why you got to hate on Anton?

108 Belafon  Aug 6, 2014 5:34:53pm

re: #96 William Barnett-Lewis

Do you have a link?

109 Stanley Sea  Aug 6, 2014 5:35:04pm

re: #94 b_sharp

You eat pizza with a knife and fork?
I thought my wife was the only person who did that.

I do too. I like it hot as hell, and crisp as hell.

110 wrenchwench  Aug 6, 2014 5:35:05pm

re: #103 klys

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They didn’t have slippers big enough for Speed Walker.

Youtube Video

111 austin_blue  Aug 6, 2014 5:35:07pm

re: #103 klys

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Man, Bill has got him some ugly-ass socks on his feets…

112 William Barnett-Lewis  Aug 6, 2014 5:35:35pm

re: #106 thedopefishlives

That’s fantastic. I get so fed up with some of these crappy pseudo-Christians who preach so loudly in the media and on the social networks, all my words run over each other and none of them come out.

Thanks. It’s how I try to live. Sometimes I succeed.

113 William Barnett-Lewis  Aug 6, 2014 5:36:24pm

re: #108 Belafon

Do you have a link?

thereddoors.org

114 Pie-onist Overlord  Aug 6, 2014 5:36:34pm

re: #94 b_sharp

You eat pizza with a knife and fork?
I thought my wife was the only person who did that.

Your wife is Donald Trump?

115 austin_blue  Aug 6, 2014 5:38:16pm

re: #114 Pie-onist Overlord

Your wife is Donald Trump?

He got Ivana on the rebound.

116 klys  Aug 6, 2014 5:39:39pm

re: #110 wrenchwench

True story: when my husband lived in Japan, he couldn’t find socks anywhere that fit. Had to buy bunches on his annual trip back to the States.

117 wrenchwench  Aug 6, 2014 5:40:23pm

re: #116 klys

True story: when my husband lived in Japan, he couldn’t find socks anywhere that fit. Had to buy bunches on his annual trip back to the States.

Does he walk fast, always maintaining the heel-toe form?

118 klys  Aug 6, 2014 5:40:29pm

re: #111 austin_blue

Man, Bill has got him some ugly-ass socks on his feets…

Since I abhor socks with a passion, I’m not sure there’s such a thing as non-ugly socks.

119 Dr Lizardo  Aug 6, 2014 5:40:39pm

re: #107 Kragar

Why you got to hate on Anton?

:) I don’t hate LaVey; I actually met him many, many years ago up in Portland, OR. I recognized him immediately, and we started talking, and even though I’d never read The Satanic Bible, I was able to figure out pretty quickly it was just Objectivism with a little bit of ceremony thrown into in.

He was a nice enough fellow, I must say, and someone I enjoyed talking to.

120 Stanley Sea  Aug 6, 2014 5:41:07pm

re: #98 lawhawk

And in other news, my photos and observations of St. Louis.

Great photos, great commentary.

121 lawhawk  Aug 6, 2014 5:43:23pm

re: #120 Stanley Sea

Thanks!

122 Pie-onist Overlord  Aug 6, 2014 5:43:31pm

re: #119 Dr Lizardo

:) I don’t hate LaVey; I actually met him many, many years ago up in Portland, OR. I recognized him immediately, and we started talking, and even though I’d never read The Satanic Bible, I was able to figure out pretty quickly it was just Objectivism with a little bit of ceremony thrown into in.

He was a nice enough fellow, I must say, and someone I enjoyed talking to.

My uncle got involved with LaVey and his cult. Let us just say that Satan did not bail him out when he got busted for the cocaine & teenage prostitutes that Satan said it was OK to use.

123 klys  Aug 6, 2014 5:44:40pm

re: #117 wrenchwench

Does he walk fast, always maintaining the heel-toe form?

I don’t know, but the image of Speed Walker’s feet in the slippers is awfully familiar… ;)

124 Stanley Sea  Aug 6, 2014 5:45:18pm
125 Pie-onist Overlord  Aug 6, 2014 5:46:44pm

They should just remove the T and call it the Rump Plaza

126 Stanley Sea  Aug 6, 2014 5:47:46pm

re: #125 Pie-onist Overlord

They should just remove the T and call it the Rump Plaza

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Tweet that to WAPO. And to the donald. !!

127 Pie-onist Overlord  Aug 6, 2014 5:49:22pm

re: #126 Stanley Sea

Tweet that to WAPO. And to the donald. !!

128 JustMark  Aug 6, 2014 5:52:26pm

re: #67 Charles Johnson

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And mean as hell from what I hear.

129 andres  Aug 6, 2014 5:53:09pm

re: #13 b_sharp

The right really has a hate on for the left. What exactly do they imagine the left did to earn such hate?

More projection than an IMAX theater.

Just look what the conservatives have been doing all around the country. The War on Woman. The War on Poors. The War on Minorities. The War on Immigrants. Union Busting. Free-for-all for Corporations. They’ve managed to enact all these unpopular by stomping on the Left.

After all these, they fear losing the power they’ve accumulated. They fear that they will be paid with the same coin they’ve paid others. That is enough to drive them angry. Add to that the dilution of their power, and it further drives them mad.

130 dog philosopher  Aug 6, 2014 5:57:55pm

re: #105 Dr Lizardo

I’ve seen Coulter’s bible. It was written by Anton LaVey.

la oy! la vey!

que gevault!

131 dog philosopher  Aug 6, 2014 5:58:24pm

re: #102 nines09

Fall down a flight of stairs

god forbid!

132 JustMark  Aug 6, 2014 5:59:04pm

re: #105 Dr Lizardo

I’ve seen Coulter’s bible. It was written by Anton LaVey.

Hey now, don’t go hating on the Satanists. They have the best bands! m/

133 prairiefire  Aug 6, 2014 6:08:27pm

re: #98 lawhawk

And in other news, my photos and observations of St. Louis.

Looks great! What was the name of the Italian place off the beaten path? My sister in law and fam live in St. Charles.

134 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Aug 6, 2014 10:01:16pm

re: #83 Gus

One is by an authoritative Russian professor at the diplomatic academy under the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Alexander Lukin. This is a rare instance when official Russia is given the microphone and Lukin has used the opportunity well. He explains why the continuing advance of the EU and of NATO into states bordering Russia like Moldova, Georgia and now Ukraine in violation of the understandings reached at the end of the first Cold War is tearing those states apart and threatening direct military conflict between the West and Russia. He strongly suggests the solution lies in the West’s agreeing to neutrality for these buffer states.

How about letting the states themselves decide, you dick?

Or some other factor may be operative. The Ur-critic, the Great American Dissident, MIT Professor Noam Chomsky took a while to weigh in, holding his silence until his distaste for American bullying of Russia and its aggressive hypocrisy outweighed his distaste for what he construed as Mr. Putin’s authoritarian regime.

No comment.

In effect, the mantle of Great American Dissident with respect to Russia and Ukraine has been assumed by Professor emeritus of Princeton and New York University Stephen F. Cohen, a leading scholar and teacher in the field

You mean Putin’s shill?

but the political line of a paper originally created to serve the expatriate community in Moscow has been directed against its host country for more than a decade under the watchful eye of its Finnish owners, Sanoma.

If someone wrote this sentence about The Nation, the same author would presumably be appalled.

As he notes, if Putin can rise to the challenge and, on the strength of his overwhelming popularity, rein in the oligarchs further, curb corruption more and successfully launch the reindustrialization that import substitution invites, he will finally diversify the economy away from mineral extraction and Russia may genuinely prosper. This in turn will take the country along its way on the path to full-fledged democracy.

Seems like Die Nation is dead as any sort of an intellectual enterprise.

135 BadExampleMan  Aug 7, 2014 12:22:33am

re: #97 prairiefire

They are saying Hilo is running out of bottled water. I hope our folks in Pahoa don’t get swept out to sea!

My parents live in north Puna. That reminds me, I need to call them and make sure they’ve got everything they need.

136 lawhawk  Aug 7, 2014 5:54:17am

re: #133 prairiefire

Onesto’s on Finkman.

137 prairiefire  Aug 7, 2014 7:36:52am

re: #136 lawhawk

Thanks!


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