Right Wing Blogger Chuck C. Johnson Claims the St. Louis Post-Dispatch Is “Working With” Him

Pure character assassination
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Tweeted this morning by the far right blogger who’s so evil-minded even a lot of conservatives despise him:

The equally disgusting Jim Hoft echoes Chuck C. Johnson’s claim in a new post, with no source whatsoever (which means his source is probably Chuck C. Johnson), titled: Breaking: St. Louis Post-Dispatch Also Files Lawsuit for Michael Brown’s Arrest Records.

The Gateway Pundit can confirm today that The St. Louis Post-Dispatch also filed suit for Michael Brown’s arrest records.

If this is true, the Post-Dispatch is collaborating with the worst people in the right wing in what can only be described as a pure character assassination smear. Even if Michael Brown did have a juvenile arrest record, it’s absolutely irrelevant to his shooting death; the only possible reason to try to get his juvenile records is to further poison the well.

I found no mention of this purported lawsuit at their website, but I’ve emailed the Post-Dispatch asking if this claim is true and I’ll update this article if/when I receive a reply. I also contacted their account on Twitter:

UPDATE at 8/29/14 1:06:27 pm by Charles Johnson

So it’s true after all.

Post-Dispatch Seeks Juvenile Court Records.

In response to a number of inquiries today, I wanted to confirm that the Post-Dispatch filed a petition last week with the St. Louis County Family Court seeking the release of any juvenile court records it may have relating to Michael Brown.

The court filing is just one avenue of many in our continuing commitment to cover a significant news story for our community.

We have taken this action as a professional news organization, independently and not in conjunction with any other organization, as we seek to report facts and not rely on innuendo or speculation.

Note that Chuck C. Johnson was lying that the Post-Dispatch was “working with” him.

It’s still very, very disappointing that they’re doing this. It’s a completely irrelevant issue. I can only think it’s driven by a desire to attract a right wing audience.

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302 comments
1 Kid A  Aug 29, 2014 11:24:17am

I just can not believe the Dispatch would even do this let alone “leak” the information if they were to Dim Jim Shithead.

2 b.d.  Aug 29, 2014 11:25:08am

Has anybody sued to see if there is a juvie record for Darren Wilson? I would think that would be as or even more relevant.

A juvie record for either one them has nothing to do with what happened when Brown was gunned down on the street.

3 Pie-onist Overlord  Aug 29, 2014 11:25:37am

#SMOTI moves on the Next Outrage!!!!!!!

4 Aunty Entity Dragon  Aug 29, 2014 11:25:46am

The Trayvon Martin playbook: rendering the reputations of black youth just as bloody and dead as their physical corpses left to bake on American streets.

5 Pie-onist Overlord  Aug 29, 2014 11:26:12am

ALL CAPS MEAN IT MUST BE TEH TROOF!!!!!!!

6 thedopefishlives  Aug 29, 2014 11:26:13am

re: #4 Aunty Entity Dragon

The Trayvon Martin playbook: rendering the reputations of black youth just as bloody and dead as their physical corpses left to bake on American streets.

Because it’s not enough to kill the person; you have to kill their legacy, as well.

7 Kragar  Aug 29, 2014 11:26:35am

Californian lawmakers passed a law on Thursday requiring universities to adopt “affirmative consent” language in their definitions of consensual sex, part of a nationwide drive to curb sexual assault on U.S. campuses.

The measure, passed unanimously by the California State Senate, has been called the “yes-means-yes” bill. It defines sexual consent between people as “an affirmative, conscious and voluntary agreement to engage in sexual activity”.

The bill states that silence and a lack of resistance do not signify consent and that drugs or alcohol do not excuse unwanted sexual activity.

8 thecommodore  Aug 29, 2014 11:27:04am

These bigots are truly desperate.

9 Kid A  Aug 29, 2014 11:27:36am
10 b.d.  Aug 29, 2014 11:27:59am

re: #3 Pie-onist Overlord

#SMOTI moves on the Next Outrage!!!!!!!

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Oh dear God, what tripe?

ISIS is in Mexico now? Well it’s a good thing that the Mexican police stopped that ex-marine with all of those weapons he was smuggling into their country then.

11 Aunty Entity Dragon  Aug 29, 2014 11:28:21am
12 Charles Johnson  Aug 29, 2014 11:28:59am

re: #3 Pie-onist Overlord

His source is Larry Klayman’s Judicial Watch. Pure trash, as usual.

13 Kid A  Aug 29, 2014 11:29:00am

re: #10 b.d.

Oh dear God, what tripe?

ISIS is in Mexico now? Well it’s a good thing that the Mexican police stopped that ex-marine with all of those weapons he was smuggling into their country then.

RICK PERRY TOLD HERITAGE THIS SO IT MUST BE SO!!!

14 lawhawk  Aug 29, 2014 11:29:37am

re: #3 Pie-onist Overlord

Based on a posting by Judicial Watch, claiming that their sources indicate that there’s a threat of VBIEDs coming across the border from the Mexican city of Ciudad Juarez.

Trying to get a vehicle across the border is a whole different level of expertise than trying to get people across the border. A whole lot more difficult to do - and a whole lot easier to spot.

It’s a threat, to be sure, but it’s not a ZOMG 11ty threat.

15 Pie-onist Overlord  Aug 29, 2014 11:29:39am

re: #10 b.d.

Oh dear God, what tripe?

ISIS is in Mexico now? Well it’s a good thing that the Mexican police stopped that ex-marine with all of those weapons he was smuggling into their country then.

HURR HURR THEY FOUND A ARSENAL PRAYER SHIRT & ENGLISH/MUSLIM DICTIONARY!!!!!!!

16 Lidane  Aug 29, 2014 11:29:43am
Breaking: St. Louis Post-Dispatch Also Files Lawsuit for Michael Brown’s Arrest Records | the Gateway Pundit

17 b.d.  Aug 29, 2014 11:30:33am

So ISIS is gong to drive truck bombs through both the Mexican and American border station check points so they can blow up something in El Paso?

OK

18 b.d.  Aug 29, 2014 11:31:51am

You know where an foreign Islamic terrorist would stand out more than in the USA? Mexico.

19 Pie-onist Overlord  Aug 29, 2014 11:32:30am

Oh those TCOT nutjobs with IStandWithIsrael in their Twitter profiles?
One of your guys spilled the sugar.

20 thedopefishlives  Aug 29, 2014 11:33:04am

re: #18 b.d.

You know where an foreign Islamic terrorist would stand out more than in the USA? Mexico.

What are you, nuts? They’re all brown down there, they’d blend in and protect each other

21 jaunte  Aug 29, 2014 11:33:14am

Why would the St. Louis Post-Dispatch work with a Fresno blogger on a story in St. Louis?

22 Ace-o-aces  Aug 29, 2014 11:34:19am
23 Pie-onist Overlord  Aug 29, 2014 11:34:50am

re: #21 jaunte

Why would the St. Louis Post-Dispatch work with a Fresno blogger on a story in St. Louis?

BECAUSE HE’S AN AWARD WINNING JOURNALIST!!!!!!!

24 b.d.  Aug 29, 2014 11:34:56am

re: #20 thedopefishlives

What are you, nuts? They’re all brown down there, they’d blend in and protect each other

There’s no difference between Mexican and Arabic, they are the same language

25 Charles Johnson  Aug 29, 2014 11:35:20am

There’s no mention at the DHS website of an “imminent terror attack on the border.” This is more crap from the right.

26 Pie-onist Overlord  Aug 29, 2014 11:35:27am
27 thedopefishlives  Aug 29, 2014 11:35:48am

re: #24 b.d.

There’s no difference between Mexican and Arabic, they are the same language

It depresses me that we can talk about this with the realistic expectation that some wingnut will actually, seriously, say this at some point.

28 b.d.  Aug 29, 2014 11:36:06am

re: #21 jaunte

Why would the St. Louis Post-Dispatch work with a Fresno blogger on a story in St. Louis?

Because Chuck knows guy who will notarize for free if you mention his name on Twitter.

29 Kid A  Aug 29, 2014 11:36:33am

30 Kid A  Aug 29, 2014 11:37:44am

re: #27 thedopefishlives

It depresses me that we can talk about this with the realistic expectation that some wingnut will actually, seriously, say this at some point.

AND THERE’S NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TEH IRANS AND THE OTHER ARABS

31 wrenchwench  Aug 29, 2014 11:38:08am

re: #3 Pie-onist Overlord

#SMOTI moves on the Next Outrage!!!!!!!

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From ‘Judicial Watch’:

Violent crimes are so rampant in Juarez that the U.S. State Department has issued a number of travel warnings for anyone planning to go there. The last one was issued just a few days ago.

They update them every six months or so. The latest came out two weeks ago:

Chihuahua: Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua City, and Copper Canyon are major cities/travel destinations in Chihuahua - Exercise caution in traveling to the business and shopping districts in the northeast section of Ciudad Juarez and its major industrial parks, and the central downtown section and major industrial parks in Chihuahua City. U.S. citizens should defer non-essential travel to other areas of these cities and anywhere else in the state of Chihuahua and travel during daylight hours between cities. In Ciudad Juarez, personal travel by U.S. government employees outside the north/central and northeast portion of the city near the Consulate General is restricted and private U.S. citizens should defer non-essential travel to those areas as well. In Chihuahua City, U.S. government personnel and their family members are permitted to travel only to the central business districts and the city’s airport. Personal vehicular travel during daylight hours by U.S. government personnel and family members is authorized between Ciudad Juarez and Chihuahua using the Highway 45 toll road. Although homicide rates in Ciudad Juarez have decreased markedly from a peak several years ago, the city still has one of the highest homicide rates in Mexico. Crime and violence remain serious problems throughout the state of Chihuahua, particularly in the southern portion of the state and in the Sierra Mountains, including Copper Canyon. U.S. citizens do not, however, appear to be targeted based on their nationality.

32 WhatEVs  Aug 29, 2014 11:38:12am

re: #26 Pie-onist Overlord

Kittehs just for you! :-)

33 simoom  Aug 29, 2014 11:38:21am

Speaking of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. After previously being pretty active, Christine Byers hasn’t tweeted a single thing since her paper made her do that walk-back/clarification 10 days ago:

Could it be … twitter gulag?! ///

I’m guessing that beyond just the clarification tweet, she was also required to stop using her official account while on family leave.

34 piratedan  Aug 29, 2014 11:38:29am

re: #9 Kid A

actually it was about sharing Bon Jovi records, Chuck is a fan of 80’s hair bands it appears…. /////

35 Pie-onist Overlord  Aug 29, 2014 11:39:07am

re: #32 WhatEVs

Kittehs just for you! :-)

So much teh cuteness. They can haz pie.

36 thecommodore  Aug 29, 2014 11:39:19am

re: #22 Ace-o-aces

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I know he’s not a journalist.

37 dholmes32  Aug 29, 2014 11:39:42am

I thought the St. Louis Post-Dispatch was working with the UK Guardian. If the Post-Dispatch is working with an international newspaper, why would it work with a couple of clowns practicing “journamemalizm”?

The Guardian and St. Louis Post-Dispatch editorial pages are teaming up for Ferguson coverage

Local meets global: The papers are jointly seeking reader-submitted stories of racial profiling and are cross-publishing each other’s work.

(This is from August 22.)

38 Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2014 11:39:52am

St Louis Post-Dispatch is probably sending a reporter to the hearing (or just calling in) on September 3.
So to Chuckles, that means “working with him”.

Also, wondering if Chuckles found someone to pay for his trip to St. Louis since he’s looking for a free place to “crash” there…

39 Schadenboner  Aug 29, 2014 11:40:06am

re: #19 Pie-onist Overlord

Oh those TCOT nutjobs with IStandWithIsrael in their Twitter profiles?
One of your guys spilled the sugar.

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It’s always …interesting… when the mask slips a bit.

40 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Aug 29, 2014 11:40:24am

Finally some good wifi, at Ponto Vecchio, of all places.

41 Franklin  Aug 29, 2014 11:40:40am

42 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 11:40:52am

re: #39 Schadenboner

It’s always …interesting… when the mask slips a bit.

Like when Pat Robertson was pretty much happy about Ariel Sharon having a stroke.

43 WhatEVs  Aug 29, 2014 11:41:07am

re: #33 simoom

I’m guessing that beyond just the clarification tweet, she was also required to stop using her official account while on family leave.

Probably more like “Quite using your official account for bullshit, you’re making us look bad.”

That said, I wasn’t particularly delighted by her editor’s (or whomever responded re the kerfluffle’s) response.

As for whether the SLP is working with Award Winning Journalist…racism runs deep on MO. I wouldn’t be altogether surprised.

44 Charles Johnson  Aug 29, 2014 11:42:35am

re: #19 Pie-onist Overlord

That one’s profile says:

Ministering the love of Jesus Christ by the grace of God.

Can’t you just feel the love?

45 Jenner7  Aug 29, 2014 11:43:12am

Kimberly from The Five wants Putin as President and now Erick Erickson wants David Cameron because he upped the terror level in the UK.

Idiots. All of them.

46 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 11:44:19am

47 Randall Gross  Aug 29, 2014 11:44:31am

Meanwhile it’s time to fight another mosque banning attempt:

au.org

48 Lidane  Aug 29, 2014 11:44:50am

re: #27 thedopefishlives

It depresses me that we can talk about this with the realistic expectation that some wingnut will actually, seriously, say this at some point.

A wingnut has already said it. From July 2010:

Rep. Myrick’s conspiracy theory: Immigrants have Farsi tattoos, must be Iranian-Venezuelan secret agents.

MYRICK: Well the thing that concerns me, and you mentioned this briefly, Iran is working with Venezuela. And they’re transiting through Venezuela, taking Spanish for maybe six months. They’re getting the false documents that they need, coming up through Mexico and if they’re stopped, they just say well I’m Spanish. And it, oh I mean Mexican, and it only takes a smart border agent who knows the difference in the accents. He can tell, but if he doesn’t have that, there’s no way to know.

49 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 11:44:55am

re: #45 Jenner7

Kimberly from The Five wants Putin as President and now Erick Erickson wants David Cameron because he upped the terror level in the UK.

Idiots. All of them.

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Cameron wouldn’t want them.

50 lawhawk  Aug 29, 2014 11:45:26am

re: #45 Jenner7

51 thedopefishlives  Aug 29, 2014 11:45:29am

re: #44 Charles Johnson

That one’s profile says:

Can’t you just feel the love?

Nope. Apparently it needs to Jesus harder, ‘cuz it sure ain’t showing.

52 Gus  Aug 29, 2014 11:45:42am

re: #45 Jenner7

Kimberly from The Five wants Putin as President and now Erick Erickson wants David Cameron because he upped the terror level in the UK.

Idiots. All of them.

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Yep. And Cameron also said, ISLAMIC EXTREMISM!!11ty They eat that shit up.

53 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 11:46:22am

re: #48 Lidane

A wingnut has already said it. From July 2010:

Rep. Myrick’s conspiracy theory: Immigrants have Farsi tattoos, must be Iranian-Venezuelan secret agents.

As my Spanish professor would say, dios meo (or however it’s spellled). That’s some Weapons A derp right there. My niece and her mother’s family by the way are not agents of the Iranian government.

54 perico  Aug 29, 2014 11:46:24am

Chuck C. Johnson is the Ron Wyatt of the blogosphere.

55 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 11:47:29am

re: #52 Gus

Yep. And Cameron also said, ISLAMIC EXTREMISM!!11ty They eat that shit up.

They’re insecure little children who need a leader to act tough so they can feel safe. As opposed to a leader actually being a leader.

56 Pie-onist Overlord  Aug 29, 2014 11:48:07am

re: #50 lawhawk

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Erick will hate-retweet you now.

57 Kid A  Aug 29, 2014 11:48:23am

I’d much rather Obama actually think before he acts than pray and bomb shit cuz God told him to like his predecessor.

58 Pie-onist Overlord  Aug 29, 2014 11:48:50am
59 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 11:49:23am

re: #57 Kid A

I’d much rather Obama actually think before he acts than pray and bomb shit cuz God told him to like his predecessor.

You mean you want a president and not a dick waver. Yeah me too. That’s why I voted for Obama and not McCain and Romney.

60 wrenchwench  Aug 29, 2014 11:50:33am

re: #54 perico

Welcome, hatchling.

61 Pie-onist Overlord  Aug 29, 2014 11:51:18am

Here’s another gentle soul with “Follower of Jesus Christ” in his profile
(Tweet not embedded because if you click it after being warned you’ll find out)

62 perico  Aug 29, 2014 11:52:02am

re: #60 wrenchwench

Thanks!

63 Kid A  Aug 29, 2014 11:52:20am

re: #54 perico

Chuck C. Johnson is the Ron Wyatt of the blogosphere.

Welcome, hatchling. Please see to it that the bar is restocked with Scotch and cigars, thank you.

64 lawhawk  Aug 29, 2014 11:54:18am

re: #56 Pie-onist Overlord

Erick will hate-retweet you now.

Looking forward to it

65 Gus  Aug 29, 2014 11:54:18am

So many hatchlings here I feel like I’m walking no eggshells. //

66 perico  Aug 29, 2014 11:55:16am

re: #63 Kid A

Thank you!

67 dholmes32  Aug 29, 2014 11:55:32am

re: #61 Pie-onist Overlord

Here’s another gentle soul with “Follower of Jesus Christ” in his profile
(Tweet not embedded because if you click it after being warned you’ll find out)

Oh dear. Great way to display your racism for all to see. “Jesus, save us from your followers.”

68 Lidane  Aug 29, 2014 11:55:37am

Where’s Gus? We need that Tanghazi ribbon up in here:

GOP Rep. Peter King Is Actually Mad About Obama’s Tan Suit

Summer suits, according to Rep. King, are not appropriate garb for talking about terrorism or ISIS, and especially when the President says he doesn’t have a strategy to deal with the resurgence of terrorism.

“For him to walk out — I’m not trying to be trivial here — in a light suit, light tan suit, saying that first he wants to talk about what most Americans care about the revision of second quarter numbers on the economy,” he seethed. “This is a week after Jim Foley was beheaded and he’s trying to act like real Americans care about the economy, not about ISIS and not about terrorism. And then he goes on to say he has no strategy.”

69 Kid A  Aug 29, 2014 11:55:50am

I have to break this out again because…well, because:
Credit: Wonkette

70 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 11:57:13am

re: #68 Lidane

Where’s Gus? We need that Tanghazi ribbon up in here:

GOP Rep. Peter King Is Actually Mad About Obama’s Tan Suit

And this needs to be pointed out when it’s said IRA Petey is one of the reasonable ones. He’s not. Really dude? I mean the suit was pretty fugly I guess but just shut the hell up already and let the adults talk.

71 lawhawk  Aug 29, 2014 11:57:14am

STL Post Dispatch has a reporter covering the courts. If there’s a decision being handed down, they’ll be there. Doesn’t mean that just because they’re in the same room that Chuck and the Post Dispatch are working on this together - let alone going to come to the same conclusions.

Johnson’s posts upon the decision are going to be predictable - especially if the motion is denied.

But what’ll be even more funny is how quiet he’ll get when the records are released and there’s nothing indicating any kind of violent record at all.

All while the incontrovertible fact remains is that Wilson shot an unarmed black man with a 3 second break between volleys.

72 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 11:57:46am

re: #69 Kid A

I have to break this out again because…well, because:[Embedded image]
Credit: Wonkette

I love how silly Wonkette is but at the same time makes a good point about how absurd people like Ginger CJ are.

73 ausador  Aug 29, 2014 11:58:26am

Carried over from Alouette’s post downstairs…

74 Kid A  Aug 29, 2014 11:58:48am

re: #68 Lidane

75 Kragar  Aug 29, 2014 11:59:15am

re: #65 Gus

So many hatchlings here I feel like I’m walking no eggshells. //

I know exactly what you mean…

76 Gus  Aug 29, 2014 11:59:21am
77 Jenner7  Aug 29, 2014 12:00:20pm

I just don’t get the spectacle from our media because he chose a different color suit. FFS! Gah!

This is why, and I argue with my Mom about this all the time, that this country is going to give the GOP the House and the Senate. Because we are so focused on what’s NOT important and ignore what IS.

Edit: My Mom is so convinced that the GOP will lose badly this election, because this country, with all the GOP has done (or has NOT done), they can’t possibly award them.

78 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 12:01:21pm

re: #74 Kid A

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I can just see the rage coming from the right wing blogs. How dare he smile, how dare he. Oh who am I kidding, Reagan could have been talking about doing nothing about AIDS wearing that and they’d applaud it because RWR can do no wrong.

79 Pie-onist Overlord  Aug 29, 2014 12:01:21pm

re: #73 ausador

Carried over from Alouette’s post downstairs…

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80 Aunty Entity Dragon  Aug 29, 2014 12:01:29pm

re: #76 Gus

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How long before he shows up on Hannity?

81 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 12:02:01pm

Youmightbeaconservative if the president’s suit color angers you but not unarmed people being killed by cops.

82 Bulworth  Aug 29, 2014 12:02:04pm

Watching Noah.

Mostly really good, although some pretty strange parts.

83 b.d.  Aug 29, 2014 12:02:13pm

re: #69 Kid A

I have to break this out again because…well, because:[Embedded image]
Credit: Wonkette

My favorites are still from Balloon Juice when one of their frontpagers got totally sick of all of the Glenn/Snowie love.

84 Lidane  Aug 29, 2014 12:02:18pm
85 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 12:02:50pm

re: #80 Aunty Entity Dragon

How long before he shows up on Hannity?

A week tops. I’m sure Hannity and his pal Mark Fuhrman will have him on to discuss how terrible the protesters in Ferguson are and how Obama’s racism is the real reason why Michael Brown died.

86 lawhawk  Aug 29, 2014 12:03:06pm

re: #76 Gus

What about the snipers on top of the armored vehicle? Are they going to be disciplined as well? And the head of the county tactical unit? And the police chief for the county police department?

There’s a lot more than just this one officer that need to be fired/disciplined/resigned from their positions. These are police departments that are out of control.

87 Bulworth  Aug 29, 2014 12:03:08pm

re: #84 Lidane

POTUS has a cunning plan, y’all —

Herman Cain Explains President Obama’s Ingenious Plan To Get Himself Impeached Before The Election

Why are Democrats and Obama trying to impeach Obama??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

88 Kid A  Aug 29, 2014 12:03:11pm

re: #81 HappyWarrior

Youmightbeaconservative if the president’s suit color angers you but not unarmed people being killed by cops.

89 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 12:03:19pm

re: #84 Lidane

POTUS has a cunning plan, y’all —

Herman Cain Explains President Obama’s Ingenious Plan To Get Himself Impeached Before The Election

Go back to making pizzas, Herman.

90 WhatEVs  Aug 29, 2014 12:03:39pm

re: #74 Kid A

OUTRAGE!!11!!

91 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 12:03:56pm

re: #88 Kid A

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Yeah that was the same image I found. Really we’re flipping out over a suit color? God I hate people sometimes.

92 Schadenboner  Aug 29, 2014 12:04:19pm

re: #74 Kid A

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Cufflinks not matching Grecian Formula hair. TTFW.

93 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 12:04:33pm

re: #90 WhatEVs

OUTRAGE!!11!!

You know, looking at that photo, you’d never guess that Pope John Paul II was nine years younger than Ronnie.

94 WhatEVs  Aug 29, 2014 12:04:40pm

re: #88 Kid A

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You beat me to it! :-)

95 wrenchwench  Aug 29, 2014 12:04:45pm

re: #81 HappyWarrior

Youmightbeaconservative if the president’s suit color angers you but not unarmed people being killed by cops.

What’s the psychological term, displacement? They want to talk about color, but not the suit, exactly…

96 lawhawk  Aug 29, 2014 12:04:59pm

re: #82 Bulworth

There’s only one Noah to watch.

Youtube Video

97 ObserverArt  Aug 29, 2014 12:05:00pm

Has anyone noticed there is a bit of truth in The World’s Greatest New Journalist’s twitter bio?

Let’s tell the stories the mainstream media won’t.

Yep. World class journalists are renowned for their stories.

But real journalists know what is in a word.

ChuckCJ is full of shit (stories) and he knows it.

98 b.d.  Aug 29, 2014 12:06:34pm
99 WhatEVs  Aug 29, 2014 12:06:58pm

re: #84 Lidane

POTUS has a cunning plan, y’all —

Herman Cain Explains President Obama’s Ingenious Plan To Get Himself Impeached Before The Election

I love how Mr. Ubeki Ubeki-stan-stan-stan throws around the word “incompetence”.

100 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 12:07:00pm

re: #98 b.d.

John Adams in a tan suit

IMPEACH.

101 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 12:07:27pm

re: #99 WhatEVs

I love how Mr. Ubeki Ubeki-stan-stan-stan throws around the word “incompetence”.

That’s Mr. Sexual harasser Ubeki-Ubeki-stan-stan to you.

102 ObserverArt  Aug 29, 2014 12:07:29pm

re: #26 Pie-onist Overlord

[Babushka kittehs ]

Looks like they could be Russian Kitish Katz.

/

103 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 12:07:46pm

Is there not one sane elected Republican left?

104 Ace-o-aces  Aug 29, 2014 12:08:10pm

re: #74 Kid A

Don’t laugh, I used to have a suit that color.

105 WhatEVs  Aug 29, 2014 12:08:14pm

re: #103 HappyWarrior

Is there not one sane elected Republican left?

No.

106 Schadenboner  Aug 29, 2014 12:08:34pm

re: #103 HappyWarrior

Is there not one sane elected Republican left?

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107 Aunty Entity Dragon  Aug 29, 2014 12:08:42pm

re: #86 lawhawk

What about the snipers on top of the armored vehicle? Are they going to be disciplined as well? And the head of the county tactical unit? And the police chief for the county police department?

There’s a lot more than just this one officer that need to be fired/disciplined/resigned from their positions. These are police departments that are out of control.

Naw, cause according to Sunil Duta…that cop who wrote that sociopathic apologetic for police authoritarianism at the Washington Post…the only things out of control are all of the rest of us who are stupd enought to demand our rights or argue when Officer Friendly wants to make up the law as he sees fit!

108 Pie-onist Overlord  Aug 29, 2014 12:08:47pm

re: #103 HappyWarrior

Is there not one sane elected Republican left?

Jeb Bush in counting on getting the nomination when he’s the last man standing.

109 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 12:08:47pm

re: #105 WhatEVs

No.

It was heh a rhetorical question but my god these people are nuts. Whining about POTUS’s suit color. Low even for them.

110 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 12:09:14pm

re: #108 Pie-onist Overlord

Jeb Bush in counting on getting the nomination when he’s the last man standing.

Is Jeb really sane or he the least insane like Romney was.

111 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 12:09:29pm

re: #106 Schadenboner

Error, bad command or file name.

Goddamn computer.

112 b.d.  Aug 29, 2014 12:10:05pm
113 b_sharp  Aug 29, 2014 12:10:20pm

What’s with these rightwing talking heads and their Brave Sir Robin moments?

Youtube Video

114 Schadenboner  Aug 29, 2014 12:10:36pm

re: #112 b.d.

President Ford in leisure suit

ourpresidents.tumblr.com

That’s honestly very upsetting. Ye gods.

115 ObserverArt  Aug 29, 2014 12:12:01pm

re: #41 Franklin

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Nice.

Can I suggest you could have used white to match the background. I think it would make for a nice subtle jab since the Gateway Gang used black against black. But still a nice jab. Updinger.

116 thedopefishlives  Aug 29, 2014 12:12:04pm

re: #65 Gus

So many hatchlings here I feel like I’m walking no eggshells. //

Our asbestos scale suit manufacturer is going to make a killing.

117 Ace-o-aces  Aug 29, 2014 12:12:21pm

re: #114 Schadenboner

That’s honestly very upsetting. Ye gods.

It’s like someone took the essence of the 1970’s and turned it into a suit.

118 dholmes32  Aug 29, 2014 12:12:23pm

re: #114 Schadenboner

That’s honestly very upsetting. Ye gods.

The leisure suit picture reminds me of how my late father banned his salesmen from wearing leisure suits. The tacky…it’s overwhelming.

119 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 12:13:05pm

re: #112 b.d.

President Ford in leisure suit

ourpresidents.tumblr.com

Leisure Suit Larry Jerry.

120 thedopefishlives  Aug 29, 2014 12:13:09pm

re: #96 lawhawk

There’s only one Noah to watch.

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Larger

My orthodontist used to quote that sketch to me whenever I came into his office.

121 Pie-onist Overlord  Aug 29, 2014 12:13:55pm

re: #117 Ace-o-aces

It’s like someone took the essence of the 1970’s and turned it into a suit.

The 1970’s were THE. WORST. DECADE. FOR. FASHION. IN. ALL. HISTORY.

Everybody was coming down from their ‘60’s acid trip.

122 Timothy Watson  Aug 29, 2014 12:14:50pm

re: #103 HappyWarrior

Is there not one sane elected Republican left?

SQL returned an empty result set (i.e. zero rows).

123 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 12:15:29pm

What the 70’s may have lacked in fashion, at least the films and music were pretty good.

124 Schadenboner  Aug 29, 2014 12:16:19pm

re: #119 HappyWarrior

Leisure Suit Larry Jerry.

Thread: won.

125 Franklin  Aug 29, 2014 12:16:23pm

re: #115 ObserverArt

Nice.

Can I suggest you could have used white to match the background. I think it would make for a nice subtle jab since the Gateway Gang used black against black. But still a nice jab. Updinger.

Good call :)

126 Lidane  Aug 29, 2014 12:16:52pm

re: #103 HappyWarrior

Is there not one sane elected Republican left?

Hahahahaha…. no.

127 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 12:17:36pm

re: #126 Lidane

Hahahahaha…. no.

I am being rhetorical as I got at but it just amazes even me that they’re upset about a suit. A suit.

128 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Aug 29, 2014 12:18:17pm

re: #119 HappyWarrior

Leisure Suit Larry Jerry.

All my dings are belong to you.

129 Kragar  Aug 29, 2014 12:18:20pm

re: #123 HappyWarrior

What the 70’s may have lacked in fashion, at least the films and music were pretty good.

Youtube Video

130 ObserverArt  Aug 29, 2014 12:18:38pm

re: #89 HappyWarrior

Go back to making crappy pizzas, Herman.

I thought a one word addition was in order. I so hope you do not mind.

131 BeachDem  Aug 29, 2014 12:18:58pm

re: #23 Pie-onist Overlord

BECAUSE HE’S AN AWARD WINNING JOURNALIST!!!!!!!

Who puts up (another) gofundme page to beg money for his lawsuit and then begs for a place to “crash” in St. Louis.

So journalism
Very professionalism
Much factual

132 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 12:19:26pm

re: #130 ObserverArt

I thought a one word addition was in order. I so hope you do not mind.

I’ve actually never had Godfather’s. Not too big on chain pizza anyway. National chains anyhow.

133 ObserverArt  Aug 29, 2014 12:19:31pm

re: #125 Franklin

Good call :)

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Even nicer!

I love photoshopping fun!!!

134 Gus  Aug 29, 2014 12:20:01pm
135 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Aug 29, 2014 12:20:25pm

re: #121 Pie-onist Overlord

I’d argue the 80s beat the 70s.

136 thedopefishlives  Aug 29, 2014 12:20:28pm

re: #134 Gus

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Wow. Sounds like an Orly-class gaffe.

137 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 12:20:42pm

re: #134 Gus

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Whoopsie Chrissy.

138 Schadenboner  Aug 29, 2014 12:23:16pm

re: #137 HappyWarrior

Whoopsie Chrissy.

What a disappointing end to an entertaining bloodbath. :(

139 b.d.  Aug 29, 2014 12:23:17pm

re: #134 Gus

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ACTIVIST JUDGE!

140 Kragar  Aug 29, 2014 12:23:29pm

So my brother is becoming a semi-regular guest for Al Jazeera America for entertainment news

141 Gus  Aug 29, 2014 12:24:05pm

He’ll likely appeal the ruling. One more step.

142 Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2014 12:25:27pm

Sarah & Bristol are praying for Joan Rivers…

(Joan Rivers stopped breathing during throat surgery yesterday and went into cardiac arrest; currently in serious condition. The Palins are just freakin’ hypocrites.)

143 Charles Johnson  Aug 29, 2014 12:26:32pm

re: #134 Gus

Notice that Chuck C. has totally dropped the story.

144 WhatEVs  Aug 29, 2014 12:26:33pm

re: #114 Schadenboner

That’s honestly very upsetting. Ye gods.

It’s a sign of the times. It could have been white!

145 Charles Johnson  Aug 29, 2014 12:27:34pm
146 ObserverArt  Aug 29, 2014 12:27:56pm

re: #132 HappyWarrior

I’ve actually never had Godfather’s. Not too big on chain pizza anyway. National chains anyhow.

I never did either, but folks I know that tried them said they were not that great. Corporate boring. Here in Columbus, the local shops are by far the best.

147 Randall Gross  Aug 29, 2014 12:28:23pm

re: #142 Backwoods_Sleuth

They are probably hoping for a Schiavo replay with someone more famous.

148 Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2014 12:28:23pm

re: #143 Charles Johnson

Notice that Chuck C. has totally dropped the story.

Only until Sunday night!!11!!

edit: dammit, the Lizard Lord beat me too it…

149 WhatEVs  Aug 29, 2014 12:28:48pm

re: #121 Pie-onist Overlord

The 1970’s were THE. WORST. DECADE. FOR. FASHION. IN. ALL. HISTORY.

Everybody was coming down from their ‘60’s acid trip.

So that’s where elephant jeans came from.
Jeans by the Yard

150 gwangung  Aug 29, 2014 12:29:19pm

re: #145 Charles Johnson

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Only amateurs do that on a holiday weekend.

151 Franklin  Aug 29, 2014 12:29:39pm
152 ObserverArt  Aug 29, 2014 12:29:55pm

re: #145 Charles Johnson

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Story time ChuckC?

153 WhatEVs  Aug 29, 2014 12:30:06pm

re: #134 Gus

Too bad it didn’t get dismissed for him being a gigantic asshole.

154 thecommodore  Aug 29, 2014 12:30:11pm

re: #80 Aunty Entity Dragon

How long before he shows up on Hannity?

Speaking of Hannity, his fill in today is none other than GOHMERT!

155 Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2014 12:30:25pm

re: #151 Franklin

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bwahahahaaaa!!!
{wipes eyes}}

BWWAAAAHHAAAAAHHAAAA….

156 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 12:30:28pm

re: #151 Franklin

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I thought he was a professional award winning journalist not a pathetic tease.

157 Charles Johnson  Aug 29, 2014 12:30:28pm
158 Kragar  Aug 29, 2014 12:30:29pm

re: #145 Charles Johnson

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159 thedopefishlives  Aug 29, 2014 12:30:50pm

re: #151 Franklin

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No you don’t, you douchebag. You sit in your chair, smoke weed, and publish bullshit that people actually take seriously.

160 b.d.  Aug 29, 2014 12:31:09pm

re: #148 Backwoods_Sleuth

Only until Sunday night!!11!!

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edit: dammit, the Lizard Lord beat me too it…

9 PM smack in the middle of a 3 day holiday weekend is when an award winning journalist thinks is prime time to drop an earth shattering story?

161 GlutenFreeJesus  Aug 29, 2014 12:31:10pm

re: #151 Franklin

162 WhatEVs  Aug 29, 2014 12:31:13pm

re: #142 Backwoods_Sleuth

I hadn’t heard about Joan Rivers. That’s a shame. I like her.

163 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 12:31:25pm

re: #154 thecommodore

Speaking of Hannity, his fill in today is none other than GOHMERT!

What the hell is a Congressman doing filling in for a talk show? I guess I missed that time when Louie’s liberal equivalent filled in for Olbermann or Maddow.

164 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 12:31:59pm

re: #157 Charles Johnson

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I missed his comments on Foley.

165 Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2014 12:32:01pm

re: #151 Franklin

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166 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 12:32:29pm

re: #161 GlutenFreeJesus

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She’s making him a PBJ with the crust cut off at the bread.

167 Charles Johnson  Aug 29, 2014 12:32:39pm
168 Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2014 12:33:11pm

re: #157 Charles Johnson

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but, BUT!! Here’s heart-warming (or heart burn…)

169 Lidane  Aug 29, 2014 12:33:18pm

re: #145 Charles Johnson

He’s going to release a news story over Labor Day weekend when most people are going to be heavily intoxicated because they’ve got Monday off?

Total amateur hour.

170 Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2014 12:34:41pm

re: #162 WhatEVs

I hadn’t heard about Joan Rivers. That’s a shame. I like her.

Apparently, Joan is in a medically induced coma for now.

171 ObserverArt  Aug 29, 2014 12:35:29pm

GOHMERT!!!

Shows how serious a politician statesman he is when he goes onto FOX as a Hannity host. I wonder what cut of meat he will be pushing.

172 Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2014 12:35:42pm

re: #167 Charles Johnson

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Sorry, I have to clean cat boxes, Louie….

173 Mattand  Aug 29, 2014 12:35:48pm

re: #168 Backwoods_Sleuth

but, BUT!! Here’s heart-warming (or heart burn…)

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Good God, how empty must one’s family be of empathy and compassion that sitting and listening to Rush Limbaugh is considered a fond memory?

Also willing to be that Granny was a “I’m not racist, there’s good minorities and bad minorities” type of gal.

174 Kid A  Aug 29, 2014 12:35:53pm

re: #106 Schadenboner

Error, bad command or file name.

Does not compute.

175 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 12:35:56pm

re: #168 Backwoods_Sleuth

but, BUT!! Here’s heart-warming (or heart burn…)

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Well nothing says Grandma-Grandson bonding time like listening to a pill popping hypocritical racist right wing douchebag. Really though, if that’s his last memory of his grandma, I feel sorry for him.

176 Mattand  Aug 29, 2014 12:36:45pm

re: #169 Lidane

He’s going to release a news story over Labor Day weekend when most people are going to be heavily intoxicated because they’ve got Monday off?

Total amateur hour.

To be fair, being drunk is the AMA-prescribed way of dealing with Chuck C’s bullshit.

177 Franklin  Aug 29, 2014 12:38:01pm

re: #173 Mattand

Good God, how empty must one’s family be of empathy and compassion that sitting and listening to Rush Limbaugh is considered a fond memory?

Also willing to be that Granny was a “I’m not racist, there’s good minorities and bad minorities” type of gal.

No, no, no. She likely said “coloreds”.

178 Decatur Deb  Aug 29, 2014 12:38:45pm

re: #7 Kragar

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When in the hell did this even become an educational issue? Universities do Physics and Sanskrit Lit. Cops and lawyers do rape.

179 thecommodore  Aug 29, 2014 12:38:55pm

Gohmert is interviewing Dines Dsouza now.

180 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi  Aug 29, 2014 12:39:17pm

re: #114 Schadenboner

That’s honestly very upsetting. Ye gods.

The 1970’s. Even those of us who lived through them can’t begin to explain what was going on.

181 b.d.  Aug 29, 2014 12:40:08pm

re: #179 thecommodore

Gohmert is interviewing Dines Dsouza now.

Why isn’t he in jail yet?

182 Kid A  Aug 29, 2014 12:40:29pm

re: #163 HappyWarrior

What the hell is a Congressman doing filling in for a talk show? I guess I missed that time when Louie’s liberal equivalent filled in for Olbermann or Maddow.

Paul Ryan filled in for Insanity yesterday.

183 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 12:40:45pm

re: #181 b.d.

Why isn’t he in jail yet?

Obama’s setting an execution date.//

184 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 12:41:09pm

re: #182 Kid A

Paul Ryan filled in for Insanity yesterday.

Again same question. Really, not even trying to hide the fact that they’re a mouthpiece for the GOP are they?

185 Decatur Deb  Aug 29, 2014 12:41:55pm

re: #168 Backwoods_Sleuth

but, BUT!! Here’s heart-warming (or heart burn…)

My late grandma & I listened to Rush when I was 5. It’s last memory I have of her. When Rush mentions me I know she is smiling from above.

Grandad and I watched the Gillette Cavalcade of Sports at the Admiral Bar every Tuesday. Every time I see an idiot get his ass handed to him, I know Da’s smiling up at me.

186 Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2014 12:42:02pm

re: #177 Franklin

No, no, no. She likely said “coloreds”.

And Chuckles probably didn’t know she really meant laundry requirements.

(hey, I’m giving grandma benefit of the doubt here…)

187 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 12:42:10pm

re: #173 Mattand

Good God, how empty must one’s family be of empathy and compassion that sitting and listening to Rush Limbaugh is considered a fond memory?

Also willing to be that Granny was a “I’m not racist, there’s good minorities and bad minorities” type of gal.

Honestly, I feel bad for him if that story is true. Granny has you listening to Rush at that early age. You’re brainwashed. I am just glad that my late grandmother would tell me about the horses and my grandfather who I never knew at that age.

188 Kid A  Aug 29, 2014 12:42:13pm

re: #175 HappyWarrior

Well nothing says Grandma-Grandson bonding time like listening to a pill popping hypocritical racist right wing douchebag. Really though, if that’s his last memory of his grandma, I feel sorry for him.

You forgot thrice-divorced.

189 wrenchwench  Aug 29, 2014 12:42:48pm

re: #177 Franklin

No, no, no. She likely said “coloreds”.

Ah, bringing back memories of my own grandma. She said ‘those Japanese make such good gardeners’.

190 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 12:43:00pm

re: #188 Kid A

You forgot thrice-divorced.

I thought that was implied with hypocrite but touche.

191 wrenchwench  Aug 29, 2014 12:43:37pm

re: #179 thecommodore

Gohmert is interviewing Dines Dsouza now.

I’m picturing a parrot pulling Kleenex out of a box. Why? I don’t know.

192 Kid A  Aug 29, 2014 12:43:37pm
Why isn’t he in jail yet?

He gets sentenced in September. Looking at 12-16 months.

193 Franklin  Aug 29, 2014 12:43:51pm

re: #189 wrenchwench

Ah, bringing back memories of my own grandma. She said ‘those Japanese make such good gardeners’.

Where do you think I remembered it from :)

194 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 12:44:01pm

You know, my mom’s dad and this is why I in part don’t buy the generational excuse or blaming war experiences for racism. He was a Korean war veteran. Never heard him say a nasty word about the Korean people in my life.

195 ausador  Aug 29, 2014 12:44:10pm

re: #143 Charles Johnson

Notice that Chuck C. has totally dropped the story.

He did post a retweet about a possible McDaniel appeal…otherwise crickets.

Mostly he is busy posting a dozen or so retweets saying that he and his lawsuit got mentioned by Rush Limbaugh today, now he is famous!!!!!!

196 bubba zanetti  Aug 29, 2014 12:44:27pm
197 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 12:44:32pm

re: #191 wrenchwench

I’m picturing a parrot pulling Kleenex out of a box. Why? I don’t know.

Well I think that would be a much more informative segment don’t you WW?

198 wrenchwench  Aug 29, 2014 12:45:14pm

re: #197 HappyWarrior

Well I think that would be a much more informative segment don’t you WW?

Something useful for everyone!

199 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 12:45:48pm

If hearing Rush Limbaugh is among your cherished child hood memories, I do feel bad for you. I mean a childhood memory should be something like that first trip to the beach, baseball games, or that time you put a crab you caught on your uncle.

200 Kid A  Aug 29, 2014 12:47:28pm
201 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 12:48:04pm

I want to know how Granny who no doubt was alive when the Nazis were doing their Nazi stuff explain to young Chucky why it was okay for Rush to liken feminists to them.

202 BeachDem  Aug 29, 2014 12:49:57pm

re: #151 Franklin

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Need warning for tweets like that one—I almost choked from laughing so hard!

203 Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2014 12:50:11pm

re: #197 HappyWarrior

Well I think that would be a much more informative segment don’t you WW?

Parrot slavery!!11!!
PETA will be ALL over that!

204 Lidane  Aug 29, 2014 12:50:16pm

ZOMG TANGHAZI!

Fischer: Obama’s Tan Suit ‘Is Not Presidential Dress’

Somebody send Closetcase McTriesTooHard that photo of Ford in a leisure suit.

205 Varek Raith  Aug 29, 2014 12:50:20pm

re: #196 bubba zanetti

Plaidghazi!

My eyes!

206 wrenchwench  Aug 29, 2014 12:50:49pm
207 Frenchy  Aug 29, 2014 12:51:28pm

All of the RWNJs who make regular appearances here are shitheads and horrible human beings in their own special way. For ol’ Chuck, what stands out the most are his unbelievable delusions of grandeur. I’ve never seen someone so irrelevant try so hard to convince people that he is actually a very important person. Can’t wait for his fake story to drop late Sunday night, I’m sure it’ll be CRAAAAAAZY.

208 BeachDem  Aug 29, 2014 12:51:33pm

re: #156 HappyWarrior

I thought he was a professional award winning journalist not a pathetic tease.

And professionals generally get paid for their work (hence, the term professional.) Seems little ChuckyC relies on Twitter whining and gofundme accounts to cover his journalistic “career.”

209 Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2014 12:52:03pm

yeppers, because SCOTUS doesn’t have enough bullshit on the horizon.

210 Franklin  Aug 29, 2014 12:52:38pm

re: #202 BeachDem

Need warning for tweets like that one—I almost choked from laughing so hard!

Did you see my post earlier:

littlegreenfootballs.com

Has the address for HealSTL you inquired about yesterday.

211 Decatur Deb  Aug 29, 2014 12:53:28pm

re: #191 wrenchwench

I’m picturing a parrot pulling Kleenex out of a box. Why? I don’t know.

Because Gohmert, D’Souza, and Kleenex are all Koch products.

212 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 12:53:43pm

re: #204 Lidane

ZOMG TANGHAZI!

Fischer: Obama’s Tan Suit ‘Is Not Presidential Dress’

Somebody send Closetcase McTriesTooHard that photo of Ford in a leisure suit.

You can stop it now, Mr. Baron Cohen. We have enjoyed the Bryan Fischer character even more than we have the Borat, Ali G, and Bruno characters. Seriously though? Motherfucker’s serious? What a sad little man.

213 Frenchy  Aug 29, 2014 12:53:46pm

re: #209 Backwoods_Sleuth

Yeah good luck with that.

214 Kragar  Aug 29, 2014 12:54:01pm
215 b.d.  Aug 29, 2014 12:54:08pm
216 Pie-onist Overlord  Aug 29, 2014 12:54:22pm

re: #151 Franklin

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Let me guess: he’s an associate at Best Buy and he has to be there for their BLOWOUT LABOR DAY SALE-A-RAMA!!!!

217 Charles Johnson  Aug 29, 2014 12:54:23pm
218 wrenchwench  Aug 29, 2014 12:56:13pm

re: #211 Decatur Deb

Because Gohmert, D’Souza, and Kleenex are all Koch products.

There it is!

219 wrenchwench  Aug 29, 2014 12:56:44pm

re: #214 Kragar

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He looks parched…

220 Timothy Watson  Aug 29, 2014 12:56:57pm

re: #217 Charles Johnson

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dafuq?

221 Charles Johnson  Aug 29, 2014 12:57:23pm
222 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 12:57:24pm

re: #209 Backwoods_Sleuth

yeppers, because SCOTUS doesn’t have enough bullshit on the horizon.

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Before or after they laugh at him.

223 Gus  Aug 29, 2014 12:58:11pm

re: #217 Charles Johnson

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Would “Frank Underwood” be violent?

224 Lidane  Aug 29, 2014 12:58:24pm

This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things, bitter, shriveled up scold edition:

Phyllis Schlafly: Women Can Avoid Sexual Assault By Focusing on Marriage, Not Career

In her radio address yesterday, Phyllis Schlafly took on the issue of domestic violence and sexual assault, which she said could be eliminated if women would just get married instead of focusing so much on their careers.

Noting that “marriage settles men down,” Schlafly asked, “So what’s the answer for women who worry about male violence? It’s not to fear all men. It’s to reject the lifestyle of frequent ‘hookups,’ which is so much promoted on college campuses today, while the women pursue a career and avoid marriage.”

225 Timothy Watson  Aug 29, 2014 12:58:49pm

re: #209 Backwoods_Sleuth

yeppers, because SCOTUS doesn’t have enough bullshit on the horizon.

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On what grounds?

The law, how the fuck does that work?

226 Kid A  Aug 29, 2014 12:59:02pm

Founding Father looking like Joe Namath.

227 dog philosopher  Aug 29, 2014 12:59:31pm

daily caller headline:

Harry Reid’s Alma Matter dumps His Name From Building

news.yahoo.com

dark matter

228 Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2014 12:59:51pm

OK, this is just pathetic now.

229 Franklin  Aug 29, 2014 1:00:04pm

Wonder if his “source” is referring to this:

kmov.com

Of which, none of them were Johnson or Brown:

stltoday.com

stltoday.com

230 ausador  Aug 29, 2014 1:00:11pm

re: #204 Lidane

ZOMG TANGHAZI!

Fischer: Obama’s Tan Suit ‘Is Not Presidential Dress’

Somebody send Closetcase McTriesTooHard that photo of Ford in a leisure suit.

Game over man, GAME OVER!!!

They got to Fox News! America is DOOOOOOMMED!!!

231 b.d.  Aug 29, 2014 1:00:12pm
232 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 1:00:15pm

re: #224 Lidane

This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things, bitter, shriveled up scold edition:

Phyllis Schlafly: Women Can Avoid Sexual Assault By Focusing on Marriage, Not Career

Phyllis has focused on her marriage and not career? Really Phyillis, you were doing this when my mom was learning the A-B-Cs, are you going to be doing this when her granddaughter learns hers(and that’s not far away)

233 Pie-onist Overlord  Aug 29, 2014 1:00:25pm

re: #224 Lidane

This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things, bitter, shriveled up scold edition:

Phyllis Schlafly: Women Can Avoid Sexual Assault By Focusing on Marriage, Not Career

Why is Joan Rivers in a medically induced coma & not this shrill, hateful ragebag?

234 BeachDem  Aug 29, 2014 1:00:27pm

re: #210 Franklin

Did you see my post earlier:

littlegreenfootballs.com

Has the address for HealSTL you inquired about yesterday.

I did, but not until that thread was dead. Thanks—actually, I was hoping for an email address so they could receive a gift card instantly. If I don’t find one, I’ll have it sent snail mail (I have Amazon Prime, so 2-days)

235 blueraven  Aug 29, 2014 1:00:49pm

Meanwhile in the Republic of Texas…the National Guard called up by Perry, resort to food banks to eat

A state representative in the valley told our sister station that this is an embarrassing mistake. “To have them down here and to be treated with this kind of disrespect — it’s the fault of the State of Texas and I think there’s gonna be some serious consequences,” says Rep. Rene Oliveira, D-Brownsville.

Abbott Cancelled Debate

Current AG and Gubernatorial candidate, Greg Abbott, takes a page out of the Rick Perry playbook and refuses to debate Wendy Davis (as previously scheduled)

AUSTIN — Attorney General Greg Abbott backed down from a televised gubernatorial debate scheduled for the end of next month, WFAA reported this morning.

Abbott, GOP nominee in the governor’s race, was set to spar Sen. Wendy Davis, the Democratic nominee, in a statewide debate hosted by WFAA-TV in Dallas Sept. 30 but stepped down Friday citing format concerns.

“Due to our inability to agree on specific details of the format, Attorney General Greg Abbott will regretfully not be participating in the WFAA debate,” said Robert Black, Abbott’s senior campaign advisor, told WFAA.

According to his acceptance letter, Abbott agreed to the debate with a few requests on the terms, including: candidates would be seated at a table, the debate would be held in a studio with no live audience, and that the debate last no longer than an hour.

“We look forward to negotiating any additional issues with all parties involved,” the letter said.

The station described the debate as a roundtable. A WFAA-TV representative said the terms initially requested in the letter were met. It’s not clear at this time whether the Abbott campaign attempted to negotiate any additional terms with the station.

Now, we all know why Perry didn’t want to debate his opponents for TX Governor. Ooops! Abbott may be just as stupid, or worse.

236 b.d.  Aug 29, 2014 1:01:05pm

re: #228 Backwoods_Sleuth

OK, this is just pathetic now.

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Brown stole 3 mustard packs. Kill him!

237 Charles Johnson  Aug 29, 2014 1:01:07pm
238 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 1:01:37pm

re: #228 Backwoods_Sleuth

OK, this is just pathetic now.

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Too bad they weren’t GOP adviser Fred Malek who tortured a dog with some friends. Or how about Darrell Issa’s insurance scams.

239 wrenchwench  Aug 29, 2014 1:02:09pm

re: #228 Backwoods_Sleuth

OK, this is just pathetic now.

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Hashtags don’t really work if your spelling is not consistent.

#MichealBrown

240 dog philosopher  Aug 29, 2014 1:02:16pm

tan suit

slow news

241 Charles Johnson  Aug 29, 2014 1:02:46pm

re: #223 Gus

Would “Frank Underwood” be violent?

Yes - in “House of Cards” Underwood is a murderer.

242 Timothy Watson  Aug 29, 2014 1:03:12pm

re: #240 dog philosopher

tan suit

slow news

It’s the Friday before a three-day weekend, can’t expect much.

243 BeachDem  Aug 29, 2014 1:03:28pm

re: #228 Backwoods_Sleuth

OK, this is just pathetic now.

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Sooo pathetic (Notice he can’t even spell his hashtags correctly.) And if cops are leaking juvenile records to this little hack, I hope somebody fries their asses.

244 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 1:03:46pm

re: #231 b.d.

Ronald Reagan and Sandra Day O’Connor

That’s not Bryan Fischer’s outrage bone you’re feeling.

246 Charles Johnson  Aug 29, 2014 1:04:37pm
247 Franklin  Aug 29, 2014 1:05:04pm

re: #241 Charles Johnson

Yes - in “House of Cards” Underwood is a murderer.

Dude! Spoiler that!

jk

248 Kid A  Aug 29, 2014 1:05:17pm

So ChuckyC was lying that the SPD was working with him.

249 wrenchwench  Aug 29, 2014 1:06:44pm

re: #248 Kid A

So ChuckyC was lying that the SPD was working with him.

yup

independently and not in conjunction with any other organization

250 Schadenboner  Aug 29, 2014 1:06:51pm

re: #248 Kid A

So ChuckyC was lying that the SPD was working with him.

FTFY.

251 Randall Gross  Aug 29, 2014 1:07:07pm

Now Amazon is getting into the direct from Studios television business - they’ve got five new Pilots up for vote, they plan to produce one based on feedback.

amazon.com

252 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 1:07:58pm

Can we see Chucky’s juvy record? Aside from the youthful Limbaugh listening, I bet there’s some other messed up shit there too.

253 b.d.  Aug 29, 2014 1:07:58pm

SPD is stealing my scoop!

254 Goldenpipewrench  Aug 29, 2014 1:08:19pm

re: #246 Charles Johnson

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Now that pisses me off…. (kicks brick building while chewing on rusty nails)

255 b.d.  Aug 29, 2014 1:08:22pm

re: #252 HappyWarrior

Can we see Chucky’s juvy record? Aside from the youthful Limbaugh listening, I bet there’s some other messed up shit there too.

Somebody has to kill him first.

256 Flying Squirrel Girl  Aug 29, 2014 1:08:51pm

re: #149 WhatEVs

My BIL is Iranian. His older brother moved to Texas and sent a bell-bottomed suit to my BIL back in Iran. My BIL took that suit to a tailor and asked him to replicate it, but make the bell bottoms as big as possible. He said the tailor told him, “I can only make them as wide as a bolt of fabric.” Bummer!

257 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 1:08:59pm

re: #255 b.d.

Somebody has to kill him first.

Nah, the correct answer is he has to be black first.

258 Decatur Deb  Aug 29, 2014 1:09:16pm

re: #245 Charles Johnson

Post-Dispatch Seeks Juvenile Court Records : News

The court filing is just one avenue of many in our continuing commitment to cover a significant news story for our community.

Trans:
“We’re just supporting the troops, not like the whores in the next crib.”

259 BeachDem  Aug 29, 2014 1:09:52pm

re: #245 Charles Johnson

Sad that they’re going down that road, but notice they refute ChuckyC’s saying that they’re working with him:

…independently and not in conjunction with any other organization,

stltoday.com

260 teleskiguy  Aug 29, 2014 1:10:09pm

Chucky’s pea brain is racing right now!

261 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 1:10:19pm

At this rate, they may as well just give Officer Wilson the key to St. Louis. Assholes and have the dogs pee on Michael’s memorial a litlte more.

262 Varek Raith  Aug 29, 2014 1:10:22pm

Fishing expedition.
Wheee!

263 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 1:11:39pm

Really so the kid may have had some trouble with the law. Okay. That justifies shooting him. How? Oh I get it. It’s because conservatives fear only one thing more than reasonable taxes and that’s black men. Fuckers.

264 Kragar  Aug 29, 2014 1:12:00pm
265 BeachDem  Aug 29, 2014 1:12:13pm

re: #261 HappyWarrior

At this rate, they may as well just give Officer Wilson the key to St. Louis. Assholes and have the dogs pee on Michael’s memorial a litlte more.

Or they could enlist Dana Loesch—she likes the idea of peeing on corpses.

266 b.d.  Aug 29, 2014 1:13:40pm

re: #260 teleskiguy

Chucky’s pea brain is racing right now!

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Chuck should totally sue the SPD for misstating their joint venture

267 Varek Raith  Aug 29, 2014 1:14:26pm

Ok, I don’t get this tan suit outrage thingy.

268 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 1:14:35pm

re: #265 BeachDem

Or they could enlist Dana Loesch—she likes the idea of peeing on corpses.

PRobably. So sick of the attempts to justify shooting this kid.

269 GeneJockey  Aug 29, 2014 1:14:39pm

re: #264 Kragar

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Like someone said above, they KNOW there’s something color-related about the President that’s bothering them. They just misidentified what it was.

270 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 1:14:57pm

re: #267 Varek Raith

Ok, I don’t get this tan suit outrage thingy.

Look at where the president’s father is from and his skin color, and you have your answer.

271 Lidane  Aug 29, 2014 1:15:20pm

re: #267 Varek Raith

Ok, I don’t get this tan suit outrage thingy.

To sum it all up: people are idiots.

272 Schadenboner  Aug 29, 2014 1:15:20pm

re: #264 Kragar

Yeah, but were any of those guys Ni*CLANG*s?

273 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 1:15:45pm

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness*
*Unless you’re a scary black teenager

274 teleskiguy  Aug 29, 2014 1:16:47pm
275 Kid A  Aug 29, 2014 1:17:00pm
276 Petero1818  Aug 29, 2014 1:17:00pm

re: #267 Varek Raith

Ok, I don’t get this tan suit outrage thingy.

To be fair it was a bad colour on him.

277 Shiplord Kirel  Aug 29, 2014 1:17:06pm

The Post-Dispatch may be doing this because they suspect there is nothing, or almost nothing there. It could blow the conservative bigot smear campaign to bits.
Note that none of MB’s associates, classmates, or family have mentioned any juvenile trouble. Bigots like Hoft and ChuckC would simply attribute this to a conspiracy of silence they assume to exist in what they see as a crime ridden and dishonest population. In real life, though, a kid does not behave like a thug to the degree alleged without making some enemies and stepping on toes.

278 GeneJockey  Aug 29, 2014 1:18:22pm

re: #275 Kid A

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Probably means his counsel looked over their counsel’s shoulder and copied from his paper.

279 Petero1818  Aug 29, 2014 1:18:27pm

re: #275 Kid A

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That is funny stuff right there. Imagine you are an actual news organization and you are having to deal with this sort of child.

280 Rightwingconspirator  Aug 29, 2014 1:19:14pm
281 Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2014 1:21:16pm

here’s who ELSE wore a tan jacket…

TAN JACKET!!11!!!

282 GeneJockey  Aug 29, 2014 1:21:56pm

re: #281 Backwoods_Sleuth

here’s who ELSE wore a tan jacket…

TAN JACKET!!11!!!

“Excuse me while I whip this out…”

283 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 1:22:23pm

re: #281 Backwoods_Sleuth

here’s who ELSE wore a tan jacket…

TAN JACKET!!11!!!

Too bad Obama can’t make him the new sheriff of Ferguson.

284 teleskiguy  Aug 29, 2014 1:22:34pm

This dumb fucker just knows that Darren Wilson has no juvenile criminal record, because reasons!

Hey asshole, juvenile records are sealed.

285 Lidane  Aug 29, 2014 1:22:55pm

re: #280 Rightwingconspirator

**LOLOLOL**
Pentagon source-Ferguson police are idiots.

BREAKING: Pentagon Infiltrated By Race Hustlers and Liberals!

/Jim Hoft

286 Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2014 1:24:00pm

re: #275 Kid A

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287 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 1:25:00pm

re: #284 teleskiguy

This dumb fucker just knows that Darren Wilson has no juvenile criminal record, because reasons!

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Hey asshole, juvenile records are sealed.

Didn’t Wilson get transferred from another department that had a lot of problems? Hmmm two can play that game. Assholes.

288 Slap  Aug 29, 2014 1:26:43pm

re: #199 HappyWarrior

If hearing Rush Limbaugh is among your cherished child hood memories, I do feel bad for you. I mean a childhood memory should be something like that first trip to the beach, baseball games, or that time you put a crab you caught on your uncle.

I suspect most of us are fortunate enough to have escaped such bad influences. Me, I was lucky — my Nana introduced me to Ernie Pyle and Archy & Mehitabel.

Toujours gai, archy…!

289 Skip Intro  Aug 29, 2014 1:27:06pm

re: #71 lawhawk

Is anybody looking into Wilson’s juvie records?

Just askin. All Fair and Balancy, you know.

290 HappyWarrior  Aug 29, 2014 1:28:48pm

re: #288 Slap

I suspect most of us are fortunate enough to have escaped such bad influences. Me, I was lucky — my Nana introduced me to Ernie Pyle and Archy & Mehitabel.

Toujours gai, archy…!

Nana sounds like quite a lady. Still miss mine. It will be ten years this January.

291 Pie-onist Overlord  Aug 29, 2014 1:29:11pm

Now I’ve got a guy and his name is Barack
He’s my guy and he love me back
He’s not good lookin’, heaven knows
But I’m wild about his crazy clothes

He wears a tan suit with pink shoelaces
A polka dot vest and man, oh, man
Tan suit with pink shoelaces
And a big Panama with a purple hat band

292 Skip Intro  Aug 29, 2014 1:29:11pm

re: #103 HappyWarrior

Is there not one sane elected Republican left?

If there is, they’re busy burying the evidence.

293 Skip Intro  Aug 29, 2014 1:31:43pm

re: #142 Backwoods_Sleuth

Sarah & Bristol are praying for Joan Rivers…

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(Joan Rivers stopped breathing during throat surgery yesterday and went into cardiac arrest; currently in serious condition. The Palins are just freakin’ hypocrites.)

Bristol Palin is on something called “Wife Swap”?

294 GeneJockey  Aug 29, 2014 1:32:29pm

re: #288 Slap

I suspect most of us are fortunate enough to have escaped such bad influences. Me, I was lucky — my Nana introduced me to Ernie Pyle and Archy & Mehitabel.

Toujours gai, archy…!

A number of us may have heard our dearly departed relatives say terrible things. Most of us forgive them and cherish the rest of our memories of them. We don’t cherish the terrible things.

My wife and I listened to ‘archy and mehitabel’ books on tape as we crossed the US, back in 1988. It was on that trip that I discovered that, compared to North Dakota, Nebraska is actually not that boring.

295 ausador  Aug 29, 2014 1:34:34pm

“Due to our inability to agree on specific details of the format, Attorney General Greg Abbott will regretfully not be participating in the WFAA debate,” said Robert Black, Abbott’s senior campaign advisor, “they declined our request to have Wendy Davis wear duct tape over her mouth throughout the debate.”

///

296 Slap  Aug 29, 2014 1:47:18pm

re: #290 HappyWarrior

That’s understating it. Sadly, she did sorta give up in her last couple of years, but made it to 96.

She’s the reason I was reading at 3. A love of cooking, an enduring love of Jules Verne, and an admiration for real journalism are among the things she gave me.

I know how lucky I am. On MANY levels. And I remain eternally grateful.

297 De Kolta Chair  Aug 29, 2014 1:50:26pm
Charles C. Johnson @ChuckCJohnson

The St. Louis Post-Dispatch is working with gotnews.com suit to release #MichaelBrown but sure I’m not a journalist or something.

Just a hunch, but his mangling of the English language might have something to do with it.

298 Goldenpipewrench  Aug 29, 2014 1:52:34pm

and we have liftoff ….. twitter has grabbed this…

299 De Kolta Chair  Aug 29, 2014 1:55:54pm

Tan suit — is that Crips or Bloods?

300 Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2014 1:59:36pm

re: #299 De Kolta Chair

Tan suit — is that Crips or Bloods?

N***clang

301 GeneJockey  Aug 29, 2014 2:07:05pm

re: #296 Slap

That’s understating it. Sadly, she did sorta give up in her last couple of years, but made it to 96.

She’s the reason I was reading at 3. A love of cooking, an enduring love of Jules Verne, and an admiration for real journalism are among the things she gave me.

I know how lucky I am. On MANY levels. And I remain eternally grateful.

As the last child of 6, I don’t have memories of weeks spent with Grandparents, or any other close relationship with them. They were already in their 70s by the time I remember them at all, and my Mom’s father had already died when I was only 6. The older kids all have stories about him, and my other grandparents that I missed out on.

Sadly because my own children were born when I was already in my mid 30s, they never got to really know their grandparents, either.

302 Charles Johnson  Aug 29, 2014 5:35:50pm

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