Loony Bryan Fischer: Michelle Obama Should Start a ‘Fight Obesity, Go Straight’ Anti-Lesbian Campaign

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I haven’t done a post about religious loony Bryan Fischer in a while, because he’s so predictably hateful and dim-witted it gets boring, but this one made me laugh: Bryan Fischer Wants Michelle Obama to Start a ‘Fight Obesity, Go Straight’ Anti-Lesbian Campaign.

“I would suggest that if Michelle Obama really cares about obesity,” Fischer said, “she should be out there leading the charge against normalizing lesbianism. She should be at the head of a campaign to convince women not to get into lesbianism. Her slogan ought to be ‘Fight Obesity, Go Straight.’”

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294 comments
1 Jack Burton  Sep 2, 2014 5:36:11pm

LOLWUT

FFS Bryan correlation is not causa… oh fuck why am I bothering.

2 Belafon  Sep 2, 2014 5:36:29pm

“Fight idiocy, go Atheist!”

I have nothing against the Christians here, but Fischer just symbolizes the need for this campaign.

3 Targetpractice  Sep 2, 2014 5:37:22pm

4 WhatEVs  Sep 2, 2014 5:38:21pm

So that’s my problem. I’ll have to let hubby know.

5 Gus  Sep 2, 2014 5:38:42pm

The man is obsessed with homosexuality.

7 RealityBasedSteve  Sep 2, 2014 5:40:36pm

Like a gay friend of mine said, the religious right thinks about gay sex more than he does.

RBS

8 Charles Johnson  Sep 2, 2014 5:43:51pm

re: #5 Gus

The man is obsessed with homosexuality.

Ya think?

9 Charles Johnson  Sep 2, 2014 5:44:24pm

He’s obsessed with homosexuality… and bears.

I think he hates bears even more.

10 Charles Johnson  Sep 2, 2014 5:45:39pm

Fischer: God Is Cursing Us With Bear Attacks for Failing to Follow the Bible | Right Wing Watch

The grizzly is a predator, a fierce, savage unstoppable killing machine. Lewis and Clark did not believe the stories they’d been told by Indian peoples about grizzlies until they started running into them. It was not long before their “curiosity” was “quite satisfied” about the grizzly.

Because these researchers were intent on studying the grizzly rather than killing him to protect innocent human life, a husband, father and grandfather is dead today. This was an utterly unnecessary death which could have happened only because our culture has jettisoned a biblical view of the relative value of human life compared to animal life.

Because this animal was given a nap instead of a bullet, a human being is dead, and a savage animal is alive, on the prowl, and ready to kill again.

11 Gus  Sep 2, 2014 5:45:42pm

re: #8 Charles Johnson

Ya think?

What’s that other guy? The one who followed both of us that night?

12 klys  Sep 2, 2014 5:45:50pm

In case you thought there wasn’t enough “Obama has no strategy” moaning on Twitter, someone thinks it needs to be brought up again.

13 WhatEVs  Sep 2, 2014 5:46:23pm

re: #9 Charles Johnson

He’s obsessed with homosexuality… and bears.

I think he hates bears even more.

Fuzzy men or fuzzy animals? :-D

14 dog philosopher  Sep 2, 2014 5:46:24pm

Her slogan ought to be ‘Fight

bry has moved past utter ignorance and has now progressed to offensive stereotypes

it’s progress of a sort i reckon mmm hmm

15 austin_blue  Sep 2, 2014 5:49:58pm

What the hell does that even *mean*?

16 Charles Johnson  Sep 2, 2014 5:50:40pm

re: #11 Gus

What’s that other guy? The one who followed both of us that night?

Oh yeah… I think I blocked out his name. Not Matt Barber - it was another one of those freaks. He’ll probably pop up again at some random moment.

17 Pie-onist Overlord  Sep 2, 2014 5:51:40pm

re: #16 Charles Johnson

Oh yeah… I think I blocked out his name. Not Matt Barber - it was another one of those freaks. He’ll probably pop up again at some random moment.

Peter LaBarbera?

18 Gus  Sep 2, 2014 5:51:50pm

re: #16 Charles Johnson

Oh yeah… I think I blocked out his name. Not Matt Barber - it was another one of those freaks. He’ll probably pop up again at some random moment.

Peter LaBarbara?

19 Gus  Sep 2, 2014 5:52:34pm

re: #17 Pie-onist Overlord

Peter LaBarbera?

Yeah, that nut. He might actually be more obsessed with gays than Bryan.

20 Jenner7  Sep 2, 2014 5:53:01pm

re: #9 Charles Johnson

Reminds me of this:

Video

21 Pie-onist Overlord  Sep 2, 2014 5:53:49pm

re: #18 Gus

Peter LaBarbara?

Whoa 10 seconds dude

22 Charles Johnson  Sep 2, 2014 5:53:54pm
23 Charles Johnson  Sep 2, 2014 5:54:06pm

re: #17 Pie-onist Overlord

Peter LaBarbera?

That’s the freak.

24 goddamnedfrank  Sep 2, 2014 5:54:07pm

This whole thing stems from an NIH study:

It is now well-established that women of minority sexual orientation are disproportionately affected by the obesity epidemic, with nearly three-quarters of adult lesbians overweight or obese, compared to half of heterosexual women. In stark contrast, among men, heterosexual males have nearly double the risk of obesity compared to gay males.

Curious that Fischer isn’t emphasizing the bolded part. The percentage obesity risk for straight men vs. gay is much worse. Bryan should be encouraging all of his followers to get out there and get themselves some of this:

Hot and nasty, sweat and meaty.

25 thedopefishlives  Sep 2, 2014 5:56:06pm

re: #22 Charles Johnson

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It’s war porn. If it wasn’t for his supposed hyper-patriotism, I’m sure he’d be posting all the pictures he could find of dead American servicepeople. What a ghoul.

26 klys  Sep 2, 2014 5:56:28pm

re: #25 thedopefishlives

It’s war porn. If it wasn’t for his supposed hyper-patriotism, I’m sure he’d be posting all the pictures he could find of dead American servicepeople. What a ghoul.

I don’t miss having that shit here at all.

27 Charles Johnson  Sep 2, 2014 5:56:47pm
28 Charles Johnson  Sep 2, 2014 5:57:50pm

Why sure. I approve of Sotloff’s murder. What else could you possibly conclude from my comment?

Good fucking grief. These people are whacked out.

29 Kid A  Sep 2, 2014 5:58:11pm

30 Charles Johnson  Sep 2, 2014 5:58:24pm
31 austin_blue  Sep 2, 2014 5:58:35pm

re: #24 goddamnedfrank

This whole thing stems from an NIH study:

Curious that Fischer isn’t emphasizing the bolded part. The percentage obesity risk for straight men vs. gay is much worse. Bryan should be encouraging all of his followers to get out there and get themselves some of this:

Hot and nasty, sweat and meaty.

Wait, Andre Johnson and Clay Matthews are teh gay?!?!?!

32 Decatur Deb  Sep 2, 2014 5:58:47pm

re: #9 Charles Johnson

He’s obsessed with homosexuality… and bears.

I think he hates bears even more.

Don’t get him started on gay bears.

33 Charles Johnson  Sep 2, 2014 5:59:25pm
34 BeachDem  Sep 2, 2014 5:59:28pm

re: #22 Charles Johnson

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And an appropriate response to little ChuckyC, who is, of course, equally asshatty:

35 thedopefishlives  Sep 2, 2014 5:59:28pm

re: #27 Charles Johnson

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That’s an incredibly glaring false dichotomy.

36 Dark_Falcon  Sep 2, 2014 6:00:13pm

re: #9 Charles Johnson

He’s obsessed with homosexuality… and bears.

I think he hates bears even more.

Of course he hates bears, they’re the football team of Barack Obama’s home town.

Go Bears!

37 Decatur Deb  Sep 2, 2014 6:00:17pm

Did Brother Fischer make the cut of raw conservative sexpots?

38 Charles Johnson  Sep 2, 2014 6:00:19pm

“Uncle Jimbo” talking about common decency. Now there’s some irony for your ass.

39 thedopefishlives  Sep 2, 2014 6:01:21pm

I don’t understand these ghouls. Since when is it a GOOD FUCKING THING that an American got killed? But you can use this poor man’s dead body to try to score political points, all of a sudden you’re giddy about ZOMG OBAMA ISIS BENGHAZIIIIIII and I’m left aghast. Die in a fire, the lot of you. Fucking tools.

40 wrenchwench  Sep 2, 2014 6:01:51pm

This is just more rwnj anti-science attitude. OK, not ‘just’, there’s also bigotry and a heaping helping of stupidity here.

But to be serious for a moment, if you click through the RWW link to the Wapo link, the article brings up some indication of EVEN MORE study needed on the subject.

[…]

The researchers, led by an epidemiologist at Brigham and Women’s Hospital in Boston, have already concluded that lower athletic self-esteem among lesbians may lead to higher rates of obesity and that lesbians are more likely to see themselves at a healthy weight when they are not, according to the Free Beacon report.

Researchers have also determined that gay and bisexual males had a “greater desire for toned muscles” than straight men. This supposedly helps explain why gay men are generally more fit than lesbians.

By now, you’re probably wondering why the government is funding a study that, so far, has largely reinforced stereotypes of gays and lesbians. The project summary says that “racial and socioeconomic disparities are receiving increasing attention” and lesbian obesity is “of high public-health significance.”

[…]

If I am not mistaken, as a group lesbians are poorer than gay men. This could have more correlation with poverty than with gender identity.

Gay people also have higher rates of depression. There is correlation between depression and obesity. It is entirely possible that by insulting and shaming lesbians, Bryan Fischer is making them fatter.

41 Dark_Falcon  Sep 2, 2014 6:02:22pm

re: #25 thedopefishlives

It’s war porn. If it wasn’t for his supposed hyper-patriotism, I’m sure he’d be posting all the pictures he could find of dead American servicepeople. What a ghoul.

That’s not war porn, it’s murder porn. Much worse.

42 Jenner7  Sep 2, 2014 6:02:28pm

re: #39 thedopefishlives

It’s good because it happened under Obama. They practically celebrated when Chicago lost the bid for the Olympics and weeped when we got Bin Laden. It’s a sickness.

43 Kid A  Sep 2, 2014 6:03:25pm
44 Gus  Sep 2, 2014 6:03:40pm

re: #33 Charles Johnson

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45 wrenchwench  Sep 2, 2014 6:04:08pm

re: #33 Charles Johnson

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That’s what I thought when I saw this one.

46 goddamnedfrank  Sep 2, 2014 6:04:22pm

re: #31 austin_blue

Wait, Andre Johnson and Clay Matthews are teh gay?!?!?!

Muscle Milk just sounds like a really porny euphemism, one that Fischer and LaBarbera probably spend hours every day thinking about in turgid contemplation.

47 Charles Johnson  Sep 2, 2014 6:04:26pm

re: #40 wrenchwench

Bryan Fischer believes that stigmatizing and punishing people for their sexuality is a religious duty. He could not possibly care less about their well-being, and this latest statement is just another cynical mean-spirited attack.

Wow. It doesn’t sound so humorous when I put it like that.

48 Pie-onist Overlord  Sep 2, 2014 6:04:55pm
49 Mentis Fugit  Sep 2, 2014 6:04:56pm

re: #33 Charles Johnson

Not sure what you mean; they don’t seem like happy people.

50 Dark_Falcon  Sep 2, 2014 6:05:59pm

re: #38 Charles Johnson

“Uncle Jimbo” talking about common decency. Now there’s some irony for your ass.

Chucky’s hate was too much for him. When even the wingnuts are calling your “conservative” Tweets ugly and hateful you’re doing it wrong!

51 Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 2, 2014 6:06:34pm
52 Charles Johnson  Sep 2, 2014 6:06:35pm
53 austin_blue  Sep 2, 2014 6:06:40pm

re: #40 wrenchwench

This is just more rwnj anti-science attitude. OK, not ‘just’, there’s also bigotry and a heaping helping of stupidity here.

But to be serious for a moment, if you click through the RWW link to the Wapo link, the article brings up some indication of EVEN MORE study needed on the subject.

If I am not mistaken, as a group lesbians are poorer than gay men. This could have more correlation with poverty than with gender identity.

Gay people also have higher rates of depression. There is correlation between depression and obesity. It is entirely possible that by insulting and shaming lesbians, Bryan Fischer is making them fatter.

Those are excellent points. Knowing that the majority (once) and certainly a large plurality (now) hate you for what you cannot control doesn’t help your mental health, either.

54 wrenchwench  Sep 2, 2014 6:07:06pm

re: #24 goddamnedfrank

This whole thing stems from an NIH study:

Curious that Fischer isn’t emphasizing the bolded part. The percentage obesity risk for straight men vs. gay is much worse. Bryan should be encouraging all of his followers to get out there and get themselves some of this:

Hot and nasty, sweat and meaty.

Thanks for clicking through even further than I did. Your comment is like mine on steroids.

55 b_sharp  Sep 2, 2014 6:07:18pm

re: #9 Charles Johnson

He’s obsessed with homosexuality… and bears.

I think he hates bears even more.

I’m not really sure he hates homosexuality as much as he wants to.

56 Kid A  Sep 2, 2014 6:07:41pm
57 austin_blue  Sep 2, 2014 6:08:21pm

re: #46 goddamnedfrank

Muscle Milk just sounds like a really porny euphemism, one that Fischer and LaBarbera probably spend hours every day thinking about in turgid contemplation.

Priapism through muscle milk!

58 Charles Johnson  Sep 2, 2014 6:08:57pm
59 b_sharp  Sep 2, 2014 6:09:12pm

re: #27 Charles Johnson

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Do these people even know how to think?

60 Dark_Falcon  Sep 2, 2014 6:09:13pm

re: #31 austin_blue

Austin, did you see my Page from last night? You might want to check it out for it concerns your city.

BBIAB

61 BeachDem  Sep 2, 2014 6:09:16pm

re: #38 Charles Johnson

“Uncle Jimbo” talking about common decency. Now there’s some irony for your ass.

Yeah—I just had an oops moment when I looked at his timeline—wasn’t familiar with his brand of lunacy. Sorry. (Although telling that ChuckyC has the ability to piss off everyone on all sides.)

62 ausador  Sep 2, 2014 6:09:18pm

re: #42 Jenner7

It’s good because it happened under Obama. They practically celebrated when Chicago lost the bid for the Olympics and weeped when we got Bin Laden. It’s a sickness.

We didn’t kill Bin Laden, did anyone ever see the body, NO!!! Bin laden was taken to a special CIA camp so he can still advise Obama on his secret Muslim war against white Americans!!!!

63 Charles Johnson  Sep 2, 2014 6:09:50pm
64 thedopefishlives  Sep 2, 2014 6:10:13pm

re: #47 Charles Johnson

Bryan Fischer believes that stigmatizing and punishing people for their sexuality is a religious duty. He could not possibly care less about their well-being, and this latest statement is just another cynical mean-spirited attack.

Wow. It doesn’t sound so humorous when I put it like that.

Did I fucking stutter?!

65 thedopefishlives  Sep 2, 2014 6:12:36pm

Ima have to trot that one out whenever we have posts on Bryan Fischer or any of the other “Christian” assholes.

66 Rev_Arthur_Belling  Sep 2, 2014 6:12:49pm

My jaw meets floor. FFS, Fischer is stupid.

67 Gus  Sep 2, 2014 6:14:42pm

MØRØN LAME

68 Decatur Deb  Sep 2, 2014 6:15:28pm

McDaniel has delayed his statement on a further challenge to the MS primary.

Shall have to drink cheap wine to take the edge off the tension.

69 austin_blue  Sep 2, 2014 6:17:13pm

This’ll give the Right Reverend Mr. Fischer a heart attack:

Image: gay+kiss.jpg

70 Gus  Sep 2, 2014 6:18:06pm

BENGHAZI

71 RealityBasedSteve  Sep 2, 2014 6:18:18pm

re: #64 thedopefishlives

Did I fucking stutter?!

So going up on my facebook page right this moment.

RBS

72 austin_blue  Sep 2, 2014 6:18:59pm

re: #60 Dark_Falcon

Old news here in the ‘04. We generally tell unlicensed solicitors to get the hell off of our lawns. And then call 311.

73 Rightwingconspirator  Sep 2, 2014 6:19:29pm

To listen to the war mongers that hate so much of the middle east and its ordinary people…The death of Steven Sotloff is supposed to make me angry today. As if I was not shocked and dismayed and yes, angry as anyone at previous atrocities by ISIS?! As if those other lives meant so much less. *spit*

Sure i’m angry, and sadly enough if you put a big red button on the desk in front of me right now and told me it was connected to a drone with a missile aimed right at these guys that did the execution I’d push it. But it’s never ever that easy.

What made ISIS possible to begin with is what has to go. Then maybe the militants can be put down or chased to irrelevance. Even begin to get that backwards and its all a butchers bill to no end at all. This President and the er, adults in the room get it. The media, the pundits, the lobbyists for Raytheon won’t ever get that.

74 Targetpractice  Sep 2, 2014 6:20:08pm

re: #70 Gus

BENGHAZI

DRINK!

75 Gus  Sep 2, 2014 6:20:37pm
76 Jenner7  Sep 2, 2014 6:20:38pm
77 Gus  Sep 2, 2014 6:21:03pm

BEES

78 thedopefishlives  Sep 2, 2014 6:21:09pm

re: #71 RealityBasedSteve

So going up on my facebook page right this moment.

RBS

I got it from a friend of mine on a formerly-hardcore-right-wing-nutjob Christian message board. The place has really mellowed with age; a lot of us outgrew our wingnut upbringings, and the ones who didn’t are at least more reasonable and not completely derpy.

79 austin_blue  Sep 2, 2014 6:21:19pm

re: #58 Charles Johnson

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As opposed to the reasoned, measured, and intelligent, right-wing comments?

80 Targetpractice  Sep 2, 2014 6:21:40pm

re: #75 Gus

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WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE HIM DO?!

81 dog philosopher  Sep 2, 2014 6:22:05pm

re: #75 Gus

DO SOMETHING!! DO SOMETHING!!

when in trouble when in doubt run in circles scream and shout

82 goddamnedfrank  Sep 2, 2014 6:22:27pm

Hood said Stevie Fielder claims he was paid $2,000 to lie on a recording where the Meridian man said campaign staffers with U.S. Sen. Thad Cochran asked him to pay people to vote for the incumbent. Fielder told Hood’s office he was not asked to do that and had not done that.

Fielder later recanted most of what he told Johnson and what Johnson reported on gotnews.com.

According to Hood, Fielder says he was told what to say by the political blogger and others involved in recording the video.

People should really slam CCJ on this more. He committed the worst kind of journalistic fraud.

83 thedopefishlives  Sep 2, 2014 6:23:48pm

re: #80 Targetpractice

WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE HIM DO?!

If you’re happy and you know it, bomb Iraq,
If you’re happy and you know it, bomb Iraq.
If Iran is getting frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

84 Charles Johnson  Sep 2, 2014 6:24:05pm
85 austin_blue  Sep 2, 2014 6:24:17pm

re: #81 dog philosopher

when in trouble when in doubt run in circles scream and shout

Anything! Anything would show Leadership! Just get out there and hit somebody!

Gasp!

86 WhatEVs  Sep 2, 2014 6:24:51pm

re: #42 Jenner7

It’s good because it happened under Obama. They practically celebrated when Chicago lost the bid for the Olympics and weeped when we got Bin Laden. It’s a sickness.

No “practically” they cheered the US losing the Olympics. They. Cheered. Treasonous asshats.

87 bratwurst  Sep 2, 2014 6:26:15pm
88 William Barnett-Lewis  Sep 2, 2014 6:27:00pm

re: #86 WhatEVs

No “practically” they cheered the US losing the Olympics. They. Cheered. Treasonous asshats.

Well, it doesn’t have to be that. I’m quite glad that Chicago won’t be wasting the huge amount of money that goes into building things for the Olympics that never pay for themselves or get used for much of anything real ever again. The modern Olympics is a sick corrupt joke that needs to die off.

89 goddamnedfrank  Sep 2, 2014 6:27:04pm

LOL, what a brazen, shameless little fuck CCJ is. Fielder recanted, and stated unequivocally that he was paid $2000.

90 Gus  Sep 2, 2014 6:27:05pm

Heather!

91 ausador  Sep 2, 2014 6:27:32pm

re: #58 Charles Johnson

Don’t feel alone, got three in my mentions right now…

92 Charles Johnson  Sep 2, 2014 6:28:56pm

Hey, look who suddenly popped up again!

93 austin_blue  Sep 2, 2014 6:29:21pm

re: #86 WhatEVs

No “practically” they cheered the US losing the Olympics. They. Cheered. Treasonous asshats.

I don’t know if cheering Chicago losing the Olympics rises to the level of treason. If I lived in Chicagoland, I would cheer because my City wouldn’t have been awarded a giant cash suck money loser that would negatively affect social services and improved infrastructure in my town.

But asshats is definitely appropriate.

94 Charles Johnson  Sep 2, 2014 6:30:17pm
95 Rev_Arthur_Belling  Sep 2, 2014 6:31:15pm

re: #93 austin_blue

I don’t know if cheering Chicago losing the Olympics rises to the level of treason. If I lived in Chicagoland, I would cheer because my City wouldn’t have been awarded a giant cash suck money loser that would negatively affect social services and improved infrastructure in my town.

But asshats is definitely appropriate.

FSM, the Olympics in Chicago would have been a nightmare.

96 Dark_Falcon  Sep 2, 2014 6:31:16pm

re: #73 Rightwingconspirator

To listen to the war mongers that hate so much of the middle east and its ordinary people…The death of Steven Sotloff is supposed to make me angry today. As if I was not shocked and dismayed and yes, angry as anyone at previous atrocities by ISIS?! As if those other lives meant so much less. *spit*

Sure i’m angry, and sadly enough if you put a big red button on the desk in front of me right now and told me it was connected to a drone with a missile aimed right at these guys that did the execution I’d push it. But it’s never ever that easy.

What made ISIS possible to begin with is what has to go. Then maybe the militants can be put down or chased to irrelevance. Even begin to get that backwards and its all a butchers bill to no end at all. This President and the er, adults in the room get it. The media, the pundits, the lobbyists for Raytheon won’t ever get that.

I have to partially disagree. Reform can’t wait for the war to end,I agree, but it is going to have to be done while ISIS is getting pummeled. Because the enemy will not stand still and wait while things in Baghdad are reformed. So yes, we have to hold the new Iraqi government to its promises, but we need to be bombing ISIS at the same time.

97 Cardio (formerly JRCMYP)  Sep 2, 2014 6:33:23pm

re: #13 WhatEVs

Fuzzy men or fuzzy animals? :-D

Fuzzy logic.

98 dog philosopher  Sep 2, 2014 6:34:40pm

re: #97 Cardio (formerly JRCMYP)

Fuzzy logic.

my brother esau was an hairy man

99 Rightwingconspirator  Sep 2, 2014 6:34:49pm

re: #96 Dark_Falcon

Right, I can see this as treat symptom and disease at the same time. it’s that symptom only trap that worries me. The illusion of effectiveness, whilst just putting off & worsening the reckoning.

100 austin_blue  Sep 2, 2014 6:35:12pm

re: #96 Dark_Falcon

I have to partially disagree. Reform can’t wait for the war to end,I agree, but it is going to have to be done while ISIS is getting pummeled. Because the enemy will not stand still and wait while things in Baghdad are reformed. So yes, we have to hold the new Iraqi government to its promises, but we need to be bombing ISIS at the same time.

And we are. Supplying supporting arms seems to be effective (hence the head cutting). Don’t know what else McCain and Graham expect. ISIL is the government in Eastern Syria right now and they are selling oil and gas to pay for services. Do they want us to go all Dresden on them?

101 austin_blue  Sep 2, 2014 6:36:11pm

re: #76 Jenner7

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Oh, you and your FACTS!

102 BeachDem  Sep 2, 2014 6:36:22pm

re: #76 Jenner7

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And continuing that thought…

November, 2010— Senate Republicans voted unanimously against a bill that would work to ensure fair pay for women, the Paycheck Fairness Act. The vote was 58-41

April, 2014—Senate fails to pass the Paycheck Fairness Act, aimed at cutting into the national gender wage gap — falling six votes short.
The bill had 52 co-sponsors, but Democrats were unable to persuade any Republicans to vote in favor of the legislation.

REPUBLICANS ARE FULL OF SHIT.

103 Charles Johnson  Sep 2, 2014 6:36:23pm
104 wrenchwench  Sep 2, 2014 6:36:26pm

Later, lizards.

105 Kragar  Sep 2, 2014 6:37:21pm
106 ausador  Sep 2, 2014 6:38:38pm

re: #89 goddamnedfrank

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LOL, what a brazen, shameless little fuck CCJ is. Fielder recanted, and stated unequivocally that he was paid $2000.

CCJ claims he recanted his recant, although I haven’t seen it anywhere else except from chuckie…

107 austin_blue  Sep 2, 2014 6:39:02pm

re: #103 Charles Johnson

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re: #105 Kragar

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Snap! and Snap!

It’ll have no affect, but Snap! nonetheless.

108 Jenner7  Sep 2, 2014 6:39:19pm

re: #100 austin_blue

Didn’t Obama ask Congress to vote on strikes in Syria??

109 Charles Johnson  Sep 2, 2014 6:40:53pm
110 Charles Johnson  Sep 2, 2014 6:41:27pm
111 austin_blue  Sep 2, 2014 6:42:17pm

re: #108 Jenner7

Didn’t Obama ask Congress to vote on strikes in Syria??

I don’t know. If he did, it won’t happen before November.

Outside of some strongly worded grousing, *nothing* is going to happen before November. If Mitch McConnell spontaneously combusted, House R’s wouldn’t piss on hime.

The Party of No is encased in Amber.

112 Gus  Sep 2, 2014 6:43:57pm
113 Jenner7  Sep 2, 2014 6:44:02pm

re: #111 austin_blue

I looked, last year he asked:

thehill.com

114 Rev_Arthur_Belling  Sep 2, 2014 6:44:23pm

re: #110 Charles Johnson

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When anyone uses the phrase “you libs” I just hear the adult voice from Charlie Brown after that. Whah Whah Whah Whah

115 thedopefishlives  Sep 2, 2014 6:44:54pm

re: #111 austin_blue

I don’t know. If he did, it won’t happen before November.

Outside of some strongly worded grousing, *nothing* is going to happen before November. If Mitch McConnell spontaneously combusted, House R’s wouldn’t piss on hime.

The Party of No is encased in Amber.

Who is Amber and what did she do to deserve that???///

116 ObserverArt  Sep 2, 2014 6:45:11pm

This is a nice night just to lay back and watch the derpage go by.

No need for comment. What can anyone say about Bryan Fischer, DimJim Hoft, ChuckyCJ and PeterLaBarbera anyway?

It’s sorta like flotsam floating by on a slow stream.

117 Charles Johnson  Sep 2, 2014 6:46:10pm
118 goddamnedfrank  Sep 2, 2014 6:46:36pm

Cognitive dissonance, conspiracy theory style.

119 austin_blue  Sep 2, 2014 6:47:17pm

re: #115 thedopefishlives

Who is Amber and what did she do to deserve that???///

She’s a slut. At one point, she had nine (Nine!) Princes in her.

120 BeachDem  Sep 2, 2014 6:47:28pm

re: #106 ausador

CCJ claims he recanted his recant, although I haven’t seen it anywhere else except from chuckie…

ChuckyC claims he is the source of every breaking news story from Alaska to Mississippi to Louisiana to Missouri. And there is a vast left/right wing conspiracy that is trying to steal his thunder, undermine his scoops, stand in the way of his righteous knowledge and investigatory talents. Like the Republican Party (although Chucky now claims he goes after both parties equally—uh huh) HE IS FULL OF SHIT.

And he’s probably going to break his arm from trying to pat himself on the back.

121 thedopefishlives  Sep 2, 2014 6:47:45pm

re: #118 goddamnedfrank

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Cognitive dissonance, conspiracy theory style.

What the… How the…

*head asplodes*

122 thedopefishlives  Sep 2, 2014 6:48:36pm

re: #120 BeachDem

ChuckyC claims he is the source of every breaking news story from Alaska to Mississippi to Louisiana to Missouri. And there is a vast left/right wing conspiracy that is trying to steal his thunder, undermine his scoops, stand in the way of his righteous knowledge and investigatory talents. Like the Republican Party (although Chucky now claims he goes after both parties equally—uh huh) HE IS FULL OF SHIT.

And he’s probably going to break his arm from trying to pat himself on the back.

It’s like he’s trying desperately to prove he’s a legitimate award-winning journalist.

123 austin_blue  Sep 2, 2014 6:49:08pm

re: #113 Jenner7

I looked, last year he asked:

thehill.com

Ah! After the Sarin attack. Good catch! And it went pfffttt…

124 CuriousLurker  Sep 2, 2014 6:50:39pm

re: #96 Dark_Falcon

I have to partially disagree. Reform can’t wait for the war to end,I agree, but it is going to have to be done while ISIS is getting pummeled. Because the enemy will not stand still and wait while things in Baghdad are reformed. So yes, we have to hold the new Iraqi government to its promises, but we need to be bombing ISIS at the same time.

What in the world makes you think we can force lasting reform in a culture & religion that many Americans little or no knowledge or understanding of, yet feel intense hostility towards? Our past successes? If so, please list them.

Didn’t we just spend nearly 8 years trying to reform Iraq? Haven’t we already spent just shy of 13 years trying to reform Afghanistan? And what has it gotten us? ISIS in Iraq? Crooked politicians & the Taliban (still alive & well) in Afghanistan?

So yeah, let’s go intervene again and see if we can’t muck things up some more. Heck, while we’re at it maybe we can also crash our economy over war spending—that way we can destroy ourselves and save the Jihadis the trouble.

125 Gus  Sep 2, 2014 6:51:46pm
126 EPR-radar  Sep 2, 2014 6:52:09pm

re: #116 ObserverArt

This is a nice night just to lay back and watch the derpage go by.

No need for comment. What can anyone say about Bryan Fischer, DimJim Hoft, ChuckyCJ and PeterLaBarbera anyway?

It’s sorta like flotsam floating by on a slow stream.

You’re being kind. It’s more like watching ripe and rotten floaters go by in a major metropolitan sewer line.

127 Charles Johnson  Sep 2, 2014 6:52:55pm
128 Belafon  Sep 2, 2014 6:53:15pm

re: #123 austin_blue

It was part of his strategy that got Russia to get the Syrians to give up their chemical weapons: He threatened attack, and went to Congress to get permission. Their waffling lasted just long enough for Putin to blink. Whether Congress was going along is a different story.

And I believe the right gave Putin the credit.

129 WhatEVs  Sep 2, 2014 6:53:47pm

re: #88 William Barnett-Lewis

Well, it doesn’t have to be that. I’m quite glad that Chicago won’t be wasting the huge amount of money that goes into building things for the Olympics that never pay for themselves or get used for much of anything real ever again. The modern Olympics is a sick corrupt joke that needs to die off.

I understand and appreciate everything you said. The fact remains that republicans cheered the US losing the Olympics for purely political reasons; to give Obama a big FU . To me, that’s completely unforgivable.

130 darthstar  Sep 2, 2014 6:54:32pm

Want to see a fucking hero? I’ll show you a fucking hero. This woman:

131 Kragar  Sep 2, 2014 6:58:05pm

If you missed it, Peter LaBarbera used to publish under a pen name:

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

132 Charles Johnson  Sep 2, 2014 6:58:59pm
133 Pie-onist Overlord  Sep 2, 2014 6:59:37pm

re: #130 darthstar

Want to see a fucking hero? I’ll show you a fucking hero. This woman:

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Let the rapist haul around the mattress, why does she have to inconvenience herself? It’s like she’s hauling around a cross.

134 Charles Johnson  Sep 2, 2014 6:59:38pm
135 HappyWarrior  Sep 2, 2014 6:59:44pm

God Bryan just come out of the closet already. It’s okay. You’re gay.

136 Charles Johnson  Sep 2, 2014 6:59:48pm
137 thedopefishlives  Sep 2, 2014 7:00:36pm

re: #132 Charles Johnson

oppos. to homosexuality is “HATE”

Maybe because, oh, I don’t know, IT IS?!? Perish the thought! As a side note: I object to homosexuality on moral grounds. But I am PRO-GAY-MARRIAGE. Suck on that, wingnut derptards.

138 HappyWarrior  Sep 2, 2014 7:01:03pm

re: #132 Charles Johnson

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Yeah “real appropirate opposition” to homosexuality is telling the first lady what your pal Bryan did, Petey. Man Pete, just come out already, you and Bryan are both two very sexually repressed dudes who obviously can’t stand that there are gay people out there who are happy with who they are unlike you two.

139 Belafon  Sep 2, 2014 7:01:08pm

re: #133 Pie-onist Overlord

I’m hoping your missing the “oh wait.”

140 Mentis Fugit  Sep 2, 2014 7:01:52pm

re: #120 BeachDem

ChuckyC claims he is the source of every breaking news story from Alaska to Mississippi to Louisiana to Missouri. And there is a vast left/right wing conspiracy that is trying to steal his thunder, undermine his scoops, stand in the way of his righteous knowledge and investigatory talents. […]

Messrs Dunning and Kruger would like a word with Charles Clownshoes Johnson.

141 darthstar  Sep 2, 2014 7:02:20pm

re: #133 Pie-onist Overlord

Let the rapist haul around the mattress, why does she have to inconvenience herself? It’s like she’s hauling around a cross.

Let the rapist face charges in a criminal court. That’s the whole point. She suffers, he doesn’t, and the school is complicit.

142 RealityBasedSteve  Sep 2, 2014 7:03:30pm

re: #119 austin_blue

She’s a slut. At one point, she had nine (Nine!) Princes in her.

I see what you did there….

RBS
Think I’ll wear the black and grey tomorrow.

143 Pie-onist Overlord  Sep 2, 2014 7:04:27pm

THIS BULLSHIT now in the Twitstream forever

144 Kragar  Sep 2, 2014 7:04:56pm
145 darthstar  Sep 2, 2014 7:04:57pm

By the way, that whole hauling a cross thing? It’s been done to death. Last Xmas I saw a Santa Clause hauling a cross in a red wagon with a pair of military style boots next to it and he’d stop every few feet, get down on his knees, and fake-pray. Not sure if he was looking for donations, or simply trying to fuck up as many images as he could at the same time. Crazy fucking people. They make America what it is.

146 ausador  Sep 2, 2014 7:05:29pm

re: #130 darthstar

Want to see a fucking hero? I’ll show you a fucking hero. This woman:

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Yeah, posted that earlier along with the video, same man sexually assaulted two other women on the Columbia campus yet still attends with his victims.

147 CuriousLurker  Sep 2, 2014 7:05:38pm

re: #124 CuriousLurker

And on top of all that we get conservatives condescending to us about how we liberals are the ones incapable of dealing with reality.

148 7-y (Expectation of Great Things in Due Course)  Sep 2, 2014 7:06:08pm

re: #40 wrenchwench

If I am not mistaken, as a group lesbians are poorer than gay men. This could have more correlation with poverty than with gender identity.

Gay people also have higher rates of depression.

The Lesbian couples I personally know have decent financial circumstances. Most are fit, actually. One couple, however, has quite a bit of income and are both, one a relative, are morbidly obese. To some extent I consider the obesity thing a reaction to male stereotypes. You generally don’t have to worry about being hit on if you weigh 300 pounds.

149 HappyWarrior  Sep 2, 2014 7:06:22pm

re: #146 ausador

Yeah, posted that earlier along with the video, same man sexually assaulted two other women on the Columbia campus yet still attends with his victims.

My first question to that is why the hell hasn’t he been expelled and my second is why the hell isn’t he in jail? Just sick. Good for her. Columbia’s admin should be ashamed of themselves for not expelling him.

150 darthstar  Sep 2, 2014 7:06:25pm

I’m so through with this fucker:

151 dog philosopher  Sep 2, 2014 7:06:30pm

re: #144 Kragar

*Homophobic bigot*: go-to slur for self-righteous progs.

is that supposed to protect you from criticism, my wilting frail flower?

152 goddamnedfrank  Sep 2, 2014 7:07:06pm
153 Charles Johnson  Sep 2, 2014 7:07:32pm

I’m done with LaBarbera for tonight. Earlier he was actually revealing how he thinks, but he’s just being stupid now. It’s a well-worn wingnut pattern of behavior.

154 thedopefishlives  Sep 2, 2014 7:07:49pm

re: #150 darthstar

I’m so through with this fucker:

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Bwahahahahaha! That last line was absolutely precious. I literally lol’d.

155 HappyWarrior  Sep 2, 2014 7:08:00pm

re: #151 dog philosopher

is that supposed to protect you from criticism, my wilting frail flower?

It’s supposed to be- look the mean old prog is calling me a name. Really, people like LaBarbara are fucking pathetic. They spend their time calling LGBT people pedophiles or if they’re Bryan Fischer blaming them for Nazism but the second a person progressive minded about LGBT people like Charles calls them out for the bigots they are. They cry like little babies.

156 Lidane  Sep 2, 2014 7:09:17pm

re: #6 Rightwingconspirator

157 goddamnedfrank  Sep 2, 2014 7:12:15pm
158 Pie-onist Overlord  Sep 2, 2014 7:13:50pm

I have brought a shitload of Derp on me by making fun of people who think the way to “end poverty” is “eliminate minimum wage” WHAT. THE. EVERLOVING. FUCK.

Block, mute, block, mute.

159 HappyWarrior  Sep 2, 2014 7:14:31pm

re: #157 goddamnedfrank

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I’m reminded of an early Louie episode where one of Louie’s friends, a gay comic remarks that Louie and the non-gay comics probably talk about gay sex more than the comic did among his gay friends. I always think about that one when seeing people like Fischer, LaBarbara obsess about gay sex.

160 thedopefishlives  Sep 2, 2014 7:14:44pm

re: #158 Pie-onist Overlord

I have brought a shitload of Derp on me by making fun of people who think the way to “end poverty” is “eliminate minimum wage” WHAT. THE. EVERLOVING. FUCK.

Block, mute, block, mute.

Well, it’ll eliminate poverty… By eliminating all the poor people.

161 austin_blue  Sep 2, 2014 7:15:32pm

re: #156 Lidane

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The level of Derp posted on tweets tonight is Epic. So is the level of Fail.

These people are so unaware of themselves it’s hilarious.

162 Pie-onist Overlord  Sep 2, 2014 7:17:10pm

Al least spell his name right, you dumbshits.

163 goddamnedfrank  Sep 2, 2014 7:17:20pm
164 austin_blue  Sep 2, 2014 7:17:47pm

re: #160 thedopefishlives

Well, it’ll eliminate poverty… By eliminating all the poor people.

Poor Houses. Work camps. Forced separation of mothers and children.

Let’s do this thing! For America!

165 thedopefishlives  Sep 2, 2014 7:18:11pm

re: #164 austin_blue

Poor Houses. Work camps. Forced separation of mothers and children.

Let’s do this thing! For America!

Bring back the debtors’ prisons!

166 Gus  Sep 2, 2014 7:18:21pm
167 thedopefishlives  Sep 2, 2014 7:18:46pm

re: #163 goddamnedfrank

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*snort*

You owe me a new keyboard, jerk.

168 darthstar  Sep 2, 2014 7:19:03pm

re: #154 thedopefishlives

Bwahahahahaha! That last line was absolutely precious. I literally lol’d.

Thanks…stole it from a cartoon that read, “Remember kids: You can listen to Rush Limbaugh all you like! Just don’t vote, or reproduce!”

169 Gus  Sep 2, 2014 7:19:16pm

“I want to tell you one more thing I know about the Negro…” — Cliven Bundy Rafael Cruz

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170 CuriousLurker  Sep 2, 2014 7:19:41pm

A new name to add to my Google Alerts and for your list of suspicious ex-Muslims: Isik Abla

Congresswoman Michele Bachmann to Speak at Ascend Conference 2014 in Los Angeles

Speaking along with Bachmann, who announced last year that she will not seek re-election this fall, will be Isik Abla, an ex-Muslim, ordained minister and international ministry speaker who was raised­ in a Muslim home in Turkey. She was physically abused and escaped from that environment into an even more abusive situation with a Muslim extremist husband. At 25, she fled for her life to America, and after years of struggling and failing in many areas, Isik entered into intense depression. She had a personal encounter with God on the day she was planning her suicide. After several years in a business career, Isik obeyed God’s call to full time ministry, and today she hosts an international television program that’s distributed in five languages. […]

charismanews.com

I have no doubt there are indeed Muslims who sincerely convert to Christianity, just as there are Christians & Jews who convert to Islam, but when they start a full-time international ministry that rakes in the dough and show up alongside the likes of Michele Bachmann, I’m not buying it as sincere.

171 darthstar  Sep 2, 2014 7:19:43pm

re: #166 Gus

He looks like John McCain with an escaped load in his pants.

172 HappyWarrior  Sep 2, 2014 7:19:45pm

re: #166 Gus

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He’s not only a bigoted jackass, he’s ignorant about the history of the KKK too. The Klan had plenty of Republicans too. Indiana, Maine, and Orange County not exactly Democratic strongholds in the Klan’s heyday were big time Klan strongholds in the 20’s. But really Raffy please tell us more about how blacks are too stupid to understand your wisdom about the minimum wage.

173 austin_blue  Sep 2, 2014 7:19:47pm

re: #166 Gus

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Well, the fruit didn’t fall far from that tree, did it?

174 Rev_Arthur_Belling  Sep 2, 2014 7:20:16pm

re: #163 goddamnedfrank

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Wetsuits and dildos seem to be in fashion among those types.

175 Pie-onist Overlord  Sep 2, 2014 7:20:52pm

My phone is buzzing but nothing shows up in my mentions so that means some idiot that I muted is furiously Tweeting derp at me.

176 ObserverArt  Sep 2, 2014 7:21:18pm
177 HappyWarrior  Sep 2, 2014 7:21:20pm

re: #170 CuriousLurker

A new name to add to my Google Alerts and for your list of suspicious ex-Muslims: Isik Abla

I have no doubt there are indeed Muslims who sincerely convert to Christianity, just as there are Christians & Jews who convert to Islam, but when they start a full-time international ministry that rakes in the dough and show up alongside the likes of Michele Bachmann, I’m not buying it as sincere.

I’m not buying it because it’s a political movement. Same reason why I don’t buy ex-Christians or had I lived in 19th century Russia bought ex-Jews. The crap they pull with ex-Muslims that have a convert’s zeal when it comes to Christianity and talking about Islam is not much different from the crap that was pulled on Jews.

178 ausador  Sep 2, 2014 7:21:24pm

re: #143 Pie-onist Overlord

THIS BULLSHIT now in the Twitstream forever

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Wasting your time, person is openly linking to vdare and other WN sites. Not very Christian ehh?

I replied anyway just so hopefully people see it…

179 Pie-onist Overlord  Sep 2, 2014 7:22:07pm

re: #170 CuriousLurker

A new name to add to my Google Alerts and for your list of suspicious ex-Muslims: Isik Abla

I have no doubt there are indeed Muslims who sincerely convert to Christianity, just as there are Christians & Jews who convert to Islam, but when they start a full-time international ministry that rakes in the dough and show up alongside the likes of Michele Bachmann, I’m not buying it as sincere.

Years ago if the evangelicals managed to recruit one Juice they would wave him around like a trophy, but Teh Muslim is an even bigger trophy.

180 thedopefishlives  Sep 2, 2014 7:23:10pm

re: #175 Pie-onist Overlord

My phone is buzzing but nothing shows up in my mentions so that means some idiot that I muted is furiously Tweeting derp at me.

[Ring ring.]
[Ring ring.]
Derp-a-gram for Alouette.

181 goddamnedfrank  Sep 2, 2014 7:23:19pm

re: #159 HappyWarrior

I’m reminded of an early Louie episode where one of Louie’s friends, a gay comic remarks that Louie and the non-gay comics probably talk about gay sex more than the comic did among his gay friends. I always think about that one when seeing people like Fischer, LaBarbara obsess about gay sex.

The thing is I know a lot of young gay men, because I got my M.S. from a photography school where there were a hugely disproportionate number of gay undergrads. They all live in L.A. now and talk about sex a lot.

I’m sure they’ll mellow out as they get older. After all in certain circles young straight men tend to talk about “pussy” incessantly.

182 Lidane  Sep 2, 2014 7:23:23pm

re: #158 Pie-onist Overlord

And I got heaps of derp today for pointing out that the story of Sodom and Gomorrah had nothing to do with gay people. And that interpreting it that way meant you were reading it wrong.

“O rly? Then where did we get the word sodomy from libtard?!”

Duh. From a bunch of people who read the story wrong. :-P

183 HappyWarrior  Sep 2, 2014 7:24:05pm

re: #181 goddamnedfrank

The thing is I know a lot of young gay men, because I got my M.S. from a photography school where there were a hugely disproportionate number of gay undergrads. They all live in L.A. now and talk about sex a lot.

I’m sure they’ll mellow out as they get older. After all in certain circles young straight men tend to talk about “pussy” incessantly.

Yeah I think sex talk is a generational thing.

184 Gus  Sep 2, 2014 7:24:37pm

Now CeeLo Green is apologizing like a madman that he is.

185 darthstar  Sep 2, 2014 7:24:48pm
186 darthstar  Sep 2, 2014 7:25:53pm

re: #143 Pie-onist Overlord

I thought the guy’s name was Ferguson.
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187 makeitstop  Sep 2, 2014 7:25:55pm

re: #136 Charles Johnson

You’re shredding him with basic logic and you’re the one who’s ‘beyond his pay grade?

Okaaaay.

188 Rev_Arthur_Belling  Sep 2, 2014 7:26:04pm

re: #179 Pie-onist Overlord

re: #170 CuriousLurker

A convert’s zeal can be a powerful intoxicant. I know from whence I speak.

189 GlutenFreeJesus  Sep 2, 2014 7:26:55pm

re: #75 Gus

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190 HappyWarrior  Sep 2, 2014 7:27:32pm

re: #188 Rev_Arthur_Belling

A converts zeal can be a powerful intoxicant. I know from whence I speak.

The religious convert’s zeal is like the political one’s. I was reading the article that the SPLC’s magazine did on David Horowitz today. Knew about his start as an actual bonafide commie but not to the rapid extent he became right wing and did so with much zealousness.

191 Lidane  Sep 2, 2014 7:27:53pm

re: #189 GlutenFreeJesus

ZOMG DO SOMETHING is not a strategy. Morans.

192 CuriousLurker  Sep 2, 2014 7:28:00pm

re: #188 Rev_Arthur_Belling

A converts zeal can be a powerful intoxicant. I know from whence I speak.

As do I. My assessment still stands.

193 darthstar  Sep 2, 2014 7:28:01pm

re: #184 Gus

Now CeeLo Green is apologizing like a madman that he is.

194 thedopefishlives  Sep 2, 2014 7:28:02pm

re: #188 Rev_Arthur_Belling

A converts zeal can be a powerful intoxicant. I know from whence I speak.

Yep. Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt, outgrew it.

195 HappyWarrior  Sep 2, 2014 7:28:26pm

re: #189 GlutenFreeJesus

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Really, ISIS is awful but making a rash decision as these people seem to want us to do would be moronic. I mean I seem to remember the last time we did that invading a country. Yeah……..

196 austin_blue  Sep 2, 2014 7:28:44pm

re: #185 darthstar

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Most of the airliners left in Tripoli had had their fuselages holed or their engines damaged in the random shelling. Even if you had pilots prepared to deal with multiple in-flight emergencies, there weren’t getting very far flying at 8,000 feet.

197 Pie-onist Overlord  Sep 2, 2014 7:28:57pm

re: #180 thedopefishlives

[Ring ring.]
[Ring ring.]
Derp-a-gram for Alouette.

Youtube Video

198 Dark_Falcon  Sep 2, 2014 7:29:04pm

re: #104 wrenchwench

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Later, lizards.

That’s not an alligator, it’s a crocodile.

199 Varek Raith  Sep 2, 2014 7:29:27pm

re: #189 GlutenFreeJesus

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Youtube Video

200 thedopefishlives  Sep 2, 2014 7:29:35pm

re: #197 Pie-onist Overlord

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Larger

Nailed it in one. Very nice. I think we’re done here.

201 jayjaybear  Sep 2, 2014 7:30:21pm

re: #193 darthstar

Wow. “Comments attributed to me” is some amazing piece of gutless bullshit…

202 CuriousLurker  Sep 2, 2014 7:30:49pm

re: #190 HappyWarrior

The religious convert’s zeal is like the political one’s. I was reading the article that the SPLC’s magazine did on David Horowitz today. Knew about his start as an actual bonafide commie but not to the rapid extent he became right wing and did so with much zealousness.

Yep, and I’ve met plenty of Salafi types who were ex gang members, drugged out musicians, etc. Extremists will go from one extreme to another, that’s how they’re wired. Opportunists & grifters on the other hand…

203 Gus  Sep 2, 2014 7:31:35pm
204 austin_blue  Sep 2, 2014 7:31:53pm

re: #202 CuriousLurker

Yep, and I’ve met plenty of Salafi types who were ex gang members, drugged out musicians, etc. Extremists will go from one extreme to another, that’s how they’re wired. Opportunists & grifters on the other hand…

I used to be fucked up on drugs. Now I’m fucked up on the Lord.

205 Dark_Falcon  Sep 2, 2014 7:32:09pm

re: #185 darthstar

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Well, they did take over Tripoli International, so there is some valid concern. But valid concern involves knowing the facts on the ground, whereas all the “Twitchy Team” wants to do is scream “BENGHAZI!!1”.

206 thedopefishlives  Sep 2, 2014 7:32:10pm

And with that, I think I am going to go for tonight. Be blessed, gentle lizardfolk, have a good night and don’t let the derptards bite - they’re venomous. The antidote is a hefty dose of LGF, though, so perhaps by now we’re all inoculated.

207 Charles Johnson  Sep 2, 2014 7:32:24pm
208 Dark_Falcon  Sep 2, 2014 7:32:38pm

re: #204 austin_blue

I used to be fucked up on drugs. Now I’m fucked up on the Lord.

See Beck, Glenn.

209 OhNoZombies!  Sep 2, 2014 7:32:41pm

Oh Bryan means griiizly bears.
I thought he meant—
Uh, never mind.

210 HappyWarrior  Sep 2, 2014 7:33:12pm

re: #202 CuriousLurker

Yep, and I’ve met plenty of Salafi types who were ex gang members, drugged out musicians, etc. Extremists will go from one extreme to another, that’s how they’re wired. Opportunists & grifters on the other hand…</blockquote>

Yep, I’m very wary of those types. I think in a way that’s why I try to straddle a somewhat moderate ground.

211 CuriousLurker  Sep 2, 2014 7:33:19pm

re: #193 darthstar

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LOL “comments attributed to me”? It doesn’t get any lamer than that.

212 Gus  Sep 2, 2014 7:33:29pm
213 Varek Raith  Sep 2, 2014 7:33:34pm

re: #203 Gus

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Simply, you can’t.

214 austin_blue  Sep 2, 2014 7:33:49pm

re: #208 Dark_Falcon

See Beck, Glenn.

Exactly.

215 HappyWarrior  Sep 2, 2014 7:33:51pm

re: #209 OhNoZombies!

Oh Bryan means griiizly bears.
I thought he meant—
Uh, never mind.

Bryan’s afraid of bears because the ones he met at the club didn’t call him back.

216 Single-handed sailor  Sep 2, 2014 7:35:06pm

re: #196 austin_blue

Most of the airliners left in Tripoli had had their fuselages holed or their engines damaged in the random shelling. Even if you had pilots prepared to deal with multiple in-flight emergencies, there weren’t getting very far flying at 8,000 feet.

These missing Libyan planes?

Missing Planes!

217 Charles Johnson  Sep 2, 2014 7:36:49pm
218 HappyWarrior  Sep 2, 2014 7:37:40pm

re: #217 Charles Johnson

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Yes this is the famous non-apology apology.

219 Gus  Sep 2, 2014 7:40:06pm

I think CeeLo needs a two word response…

Fuck you!

220 HappyWarrior  Sep 2, 2014 7:40:30pm

re: #219 Gus

I think CeeLo needs a two word response…

Fuck you!

Ha! That was my first response when I saw his pathetic comments.

221 OhNoZombies!  Sep 2, 2014 7:40:49pm

What did CeeLo say?

222 CuriousLurker  Sep 2, 2014 7:40:55pm

LOL, oh man—this one is gonna be good for dealing with certain people.

Warning: NSFW

223 austin_blue  Sep 2, 2014 7:41:44pm

re: #216 Single-handed sailor

These missing Libyan planes?

Missing Planes!

I’ve been following the fight over the airport through airliners.net. Most of the planes left there were relatively short haul craft, A-318’s and -319s or ancient Boeings. They got the expensive birds out if they could. A lot of them got smashed, but some were certainly flyable by pilots with some stones. If they could fuel them. If they could start them. If the runways were clear enough not to pop the ties or shear a gear off.

Threat level to the West? 2 on a 10 scale.

224 Kragar  Sep 2, 2014 7:41:52pm

re: #221 OhNoZombies!

What did CeeLo say?

225 Gus  Sep 2, 2014 7:42:16pm

re: #221 OhNoZombies!

What did CeeLo say?

Starts here…

226 HappyWarrior  Sep 2, 2014 7:42:17pm

re: #221 OhNoZombies!

What did CeeLo say?

Defended spiking drinks. Said rape is only rape if the vic is conscious.

227 austin_blue  Sep 2, 2014 7:42:36pm

re: #219 Gus

I think CeeLo needs a two word response…

Fuck you!

Now Cee? That’s clever.

228 HappyWarrior  Sep 2, 2014 7:42:56pm

You know, if you want to apologize, that’s great. But actually apologize. None of this passive aggressive weasel shit.

229 Kragar  Sep 2, 2014 7:42:57pm

OK, we finally have enough Dakka

230 makeitstop  Sep 2, 2014 7:43:04pm

re: #222 CuriousLurker

LOL, oh man—this one is gonna be good for dealing with certain people.

Warning: NSFW

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Oh, to be able to actually do that.

231 Varek Raith  Sep 2, 2014 7:44:00pm

re: #229 Kragar

OK, we finally have enough Dakka

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Still plenty of room for dakka.

232 Dark_Falcon  Sep 2, 2014 7:44:08pm

re: #215 HappyWarrior

Bryan’s afraid of bears because the ones he met at the club didn’t call him back.

The thing I come back to is that his hate of Grizzly Bears puts him on a collision course with the praise of “Momma Grizzles” repeatedly spoken by Princess Dumbass of the North Woods. So perhaps we should ask Bryan Fisher why he clearly hate Sarah Palin.

233 austin_blue  Sep 2, 2014 7:45:19pm

re: #230 makeitstop

Oh, to be able to actually do that.

That left eye extension needs a tweak.

234 HappyWarrior  Sep 2, 2014 7:46:21pm

re: #232 Dark_Falcon

The thing I come back to is that his hate of Grizzly Bears puts him on a collision course with the praise of “Momma Grizzles” repeatedly spoken by Princess Dumbass of the North Woods. So perhaps we should ask Bryan Fisher why he clearly hate Sarah Palin.

Heh that works too. He’s just weird.

235 Dark_Falcon  Sep 2, 2014 7:46:36pm

re: #228 HappyWarrior

You know, if you want to apologize, that’s great. But actually apologize. None of this passive aggressive weasel shit.

I don’t think he’s actually sorry. He still thinks he’s entitled to sex from women he fancies as a matter of right of being rich and famous.

236 HappyWarrior  Sep 2, 2014 7:47:47pm

re: #235 Dark_Falcon

I don’t think he’s actually sorry. He still thinks he’s entitled to sex from women he fancies as a matter of right of being rich and famous.

Of course not, that’s why I called it a non-apology apology which we’ve seen far too many of these in recent years. He’s an asshole. Too bad, I liked Gnarls Barkley.

237 OhNoZombies!  Sep 2, 2014 7:47:53pm

re: #224 Kragar
re: #225 Gus

Oh, so he lost his damn mind.
Got it.

238 austin_blue  Sep 2, 2014 7:49:25pm

re: #235 Dark_Falcon

I don’t think he’s actually sorry. He still thinks he’s entitled to sex from women he fancies as a matter of right of being rich and famous.

Classic short man syndrome.

Damn shame, because he has genuine talent as a singer and a mentor.

239 GlutenFreeJesus  Sep 2, 2014 7:50:23pm

CeeLo, take your own advice and F you. :)

metrolyrics.com

240 Gus  Sep 2, 2014 7:53:10pm
241 nines09  Sep 2, 2014 7:54:13pm

The Bryan Fischer $64,000 dollar question; Born like that or dropped once? Or twice.
The CeeLo One Dollar Question; “Who Da Fuck Are You?!?”

242 ObserverArt  Sep 2, 2014 7:55:28pm

Later footballers.

And Cee Lo…not only are you looking like a criminal, you need to shut the hell up. I’m sure your legal team would agree.

Hmm. I wonder what lawyers are thinking of Twitter these days? It’s gotta make defending tough.

243 ausador  Sep 2, 2014 7:55:34pm
244 Gus  Sep 2, 2014 7:55:44pm
246 HappyWarrior  Sep 2, 2014 7:56:55pm

re: #243 ausador

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or basic international relations. We never declared war on Al Queda either. God conservatives are so fucking clueless when it comes to everything Obama does because they just convince themselves HE’S DOING SOMETHING WRONG without looking at actual you know context instead they prefer to just rage on.

247 CuriousLurker  Sep 2, 2014 7:59:22pm

Okay, I’m out. G’nite, lizards.

248 ausador  Sep 2, 2014 7:59:39pm

re: #196 austin_blue

Most of the airliners left in Tripoli had had their fuselages holed or their engines damaged in the random shelling. Even if you had pilots prepared to deal with multiple in-flight emergencies, there weren’t getting very far flying at 8,000 feet.

The early report that two A320s were missing appear to be wrong according to Janes Defense, all the other planes are small regional jets. They are not capable of cross Atlantic flight.

249 OhNoZombies!  Sep 2, 2014 7:59:43pm

CeeLo is trying to rationalize rape, which means he has a guilty conscious.
If he can’t admit he’s wrong to himself, I don’t expect a sincere apology anytime soon.

251 Charles Johnson  Sep 2, 2014 7:59:51pm
252 sagehen  Sep 2, 2014 7:59:53pm

re: #40 wrenchwench

If I am not mistaken, as a group lesbians are poorer than gay men. This could have more correlation with poverty than with gender identity.

Gay people also have higher rates of depression. There is correlation between depression and obesity. It is entirely possible that by insulting and shaming lesbians, Bryan Fischer is making them fatter.

Here’s a theory — anyone who’s trying to attract the attention of men, shallow and visual as they are, makes an effort to stay thin. Ergo, gay men care a great deal about their physiques, lesbians don’t.

253 Gus  Sep 2, 2014 8:00:56pm

re: #251 Charles Johnson

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DARVO

254 goddamnedfrank  Sep 2, 2014 8:03:11pm

Defense lawyers should really learn to take away their clients’ twitter accounts. Pretty sure this becomes standard practice within a year or two.

255 Gus  Sep 2, 2014 8:07:42pm
256 Gus  Sep 2, 2014 8:08:49pm

Fight ISIS by being like ISIS. Got it.

257 HappyWarrior  Sep 2, 2014 8:08:53pm

re: #255 Gus

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Yeah this is serious conversation.

258 jaunte  Sep 2, 2014 8:12:00pm

re: #255 Gus

Dropping Robertson into Syria would show ISIS a thing or two for a second or two.

259 HappyWarrior  Sep 2, 2014 8:12:37pm

re: #258 jaunte

Dropping Robertson into Syria would show ISIS a thing or two for a second or two.

Yes, how entertainment has gone way down.

260 goddamnedfrank  Sep 2, 2014 8:13:15pm

261 Lidane  Sep 2, 2014 8:13:33pm

re: #255 Gus

262 jaunte  Sep 2, 2014 8:13:38pm

Duck Commander oddly ineffectual against Islamist radicals.

263 OhNoZombies!  Sep 2, 2014 8:13:55pm

re: #255 Gus

Remember when Dog the Bounty Hunter said he could find Osama?
This is almost as funny.

264 Gus  Sep 2, 2014 8:13:56pm
265 Kragar  Sep 2, 2014 8:14:16pm
266 CuriousLurker  Sep 2, 2014 8:15:37pm

re: #170 CuriousLurker

A new name to add to my Google Alerts and for your list of suspicious ex-Muslims: Isik Abla

I have no doubt there are indeed Muslims who sincerely convert to Christianity, just as there are Christians & Jews who convert to Islam, but when they start a full-time international ministry that rakes in the dough and show up alongside the likes of Michele Bachmann, I’m not buying it as sincere.

Okay, I lied. I had to come back for 30 seconds to drop this off. It didn’t take long to confirm my suspicions about Ms. Abla:

Here’s a cache link to the page.

Later, lizards.

267 jaunte  Sep 2, 2014 8:15:41pm

re: #265 Kragar

Karen has apparently been avoiding any of his public speeches.

268 Lidane  Sep 2, 2014 8:15:49pm

re: #262 jaunte

Duck Commander oddly ineffectual against Islamist radicals.

But he’s just as much of a homophobe as Jesus was, don’tcha know.

269 Timothy Watson  Sep 2, 2014 8:15:54pm

re: #255 Gus

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Good ol’ Fox News, a foreign/military policy round table featuring reality television stars.

270 HappyWarrior  Sep 2, 2014 8:15:59pm

re: #265 Kragar

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Too bad Obama lives sixteen blocks away from 1 PA avenue.

271 teleskiguy  Sep 2, 2014 8:16:06pm

Code question. How does a lizard embed Instagram photos? I rode one of the most killer mountain bike trails today and I hipstergrammed the two pictures.

272 Mentis Fugit  Sep 2, 2014 8:16:17pm

This might be a more appropriate Fuck You to Cee(How)Lo(ICanGo).
Youtube Video

273 BeachDem  Sep 2, 2014 8:16:27pm

re: #140 Mentis Fugit

Messrs Dunning and Kruger would like a word with Charles Clownshoes Johnson.

So THAT’S what the middle initial stands for—it all makes sense now.

274 HappyWarrior  Sep 2, 2014 8:17:08pm

re: #261 Lidane

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McCain everytime he talks is a great reminder of how big of a bullet we dodged. Really dude just STFU already and stop being a publicity junkie and let the grown ups make the decisions.

275 Jenner7  Sep 2, 2014 8:18:24pm

re: #261 Lidane

Thank God he lost in 2008. We got SOOO lucky.

276 jaunte  Sep 2, 2014 8:18:49pm

re: #270 HappyWarrior

Pennslyvania Ave actually runs out at about 201.

277 HappyWarrior  Sep 2, 2014 8:19:44pm

re: #276 jaunte

Pennslyvania Ave actually runs out at about 201.

Heh shows what I know.

278 HappyWarrior  Sep 2, 2014 8:20:10pm

re: #275 Jenner7

Thank God he lost in 2008. We got SOOO lucky.

I think it’s an even better thing McCain lost than Romney and that’s saying something since Romney was such a greedy choad.

279 jaunte  Sep 2, 2014 8:20:18pm

re: #277 HappyWarrior

(or so Google maps tells me)

280 Dark_Falcon  Sep 2, 2014 8:21:23pm

re: #255 Gus

Niccolo Machiavelli would have facepalmed upon hearing Roberson’s words. So would have Sun Tzu. It’s not only a stupid idea that would immediately destroy all our influence in the Middle East outside of Israel (and it would cut our influence there in half), its also entirely unconstitutional.

Again I find myself wanting to ask someone: “What part of ‘Congress shall make no law’ do you not understand?”

281 Charles Johnson  Sep 2, 2014 8:21:26pm

Yes, they’re at it again.

282 Belafon  Sep 2, 2014 8:22:28pm

re: #255 Gus

Into what? Duck calls? Soylent Green?

//

283 Decatur Deb  Sep 2, 2014 8:22:29pm

re: #258 jaunte

Dropping Robertson into Syria would show ISIS a thing or two for a second or two.

They’d put him in charge of something.

284 Dark_Falcon  Sep 2, 2014 8:22:59pm

re: #281 Charles Johnson

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Yes, they’re at it again.

Chen Zhen wants you out of the rooms you live in inside his head so he can rent them out.

285 HappyWarrior  Sep 2, 2014 8:23:01pm

McCain’s idea of “sound judgement” is picking a not even halfway through her first term as governor of a small state (population) simply to placate his wacko base and cynically try to get the women’s vote. Obama OTOH is very careful with his decisions. In that way Obama is more like Lincoln, Washington, and many of our other great leaders. McCain OTOH is a great reminder of why you don’t want someone who goes in his with his dick sticking out and asking questions later.

286 teleskiguy  Sep 2, 2014 8:24:44pm

So yeah, went on a BIG ride on my bike today. Point-to-point (with shuttle) 35 miles, all but 5 of those miles on dirt and rock, about 85% singletrack and the first 14 miles were well above 11,000 feet. 11 miles uphill, 24 miles downhill. One flat tire (repaired with two patches, the classic pinchflat) and I had to jump off my bike twice ‘cause it got kinda hairy. The first 10 miles of the Monarch Crest trail is among the most beautiful places I’ve ever taken a mountain bike, breathtaking!

287 teleskiguy  Sep 2, 2014 8:28:20pm

This about 5 miles into a 35 mile ride.

Monarch Crest, Colorado

instagram.com

288 Mentis Fugit  Sep 2, 2014 8:30:16pm

re: #265 Kragar

Even this godless foreigner knows the White House is at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

289 teleskiguy  Sep 2, 2014 8:31:44pm

If you ride the Monarch Crest in its entirety, you encounter just about every kind of mountain biking surface; tacky, firm, rooted, rocky, sandy, talus, creeks, fire roads, singletrack, two track, and of course pavement in the last five miles. If you’re a mountain biker, Monarch Crest should definitely be a bucket list thing.

290 BeachDem  Sep 2, 2014 8:55:09pm

re: #211 CuriousLurker

LOL “comments attributed to me”? It doesn’t get any lamer than that.

#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

291 BeachDem  Sep 2, 2014 9:02:15pm

re: #264 Gus

Even though I knew that was probably coming, there was no way to actually prepare for it. MY EYES!!

292 Dr Lizardo  Sep 2, 2014 9:45:16pm

re: #283 Decatur Deb

They’d put him in charge of something.

Hell, who knows? Maybe ISIS would convert him?!

293 Bulworth  Sep 3, 2014 6:54:17am

I realize there are pictures of Bryan Fischer but I still don’t believe he really exists. Nobody can possibly be this dumb/malicious.

//

294 CriticalDragon1177  Sep 3, 2014 9:41:50am

re: #1 Jack Burton

LOLWUT

FFS Bryan correlation is not causa… oh fuck why am I bothering.

I know he doesn’t really get logic does he?

After all, he expects us to believe the first amendment’s free exercise of religion clause was meant only to apply to Christians.

“By the word religion in the First Amendment, the founders meant Christianity.”
politifact.com


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