BREAKING! EXCLUSIVE! Jim Hoft Still Pushing Discredited “Eye Socket Fracture” Hoax

Yes, he’s still lying
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Today at the website of the Dumbest Man on the Internet, we find Jim Hoft still pushing his discredited hoax that officer Darren Wilson suffered “facial fractures” in a struggle with teenager Michael Brown before shooting him down in the street: BREAKING: #MikeBrown Attorneys CONFRONTED on Officer Wilson’s Severe Facial Injuries (VIDEO) | the Gateway Pundit.

Exclusive to The Gateway Pundit-
Mike Brown Attorneys Asked About Officer Wilson Eye Fracture-

Micheal [sic] Brown’s attorneys and supporters held a rally today in front of the Ferguson Police Department.

Reporter Adam Sharp was there to confront the attorneys on Officer Darren Wilson’s severe injuries.

Here’s their response:

From the video:
Brown attorney: You cannot look the other way when the culprit is someone in your own police department or your own back yard. Any questions?

Reporter Adam Sharp: Is it true that Officer Wilson suffered facial fractures?

Attorney: That’s nothing that I’ve heard. I haven’t seen anything on it.

Reporter Sharp: There are numerous reports saying this…. Are you saying there were no facial injuries on Officer Wilson? Mr. Gray, you’re the attorney, do you know?

Attorney Anthony Gray: I tell you what. This is the way I’d answer that. Look at the video, moments after the shooting. You tell me if that’s somebody walking around, looking at Mike Brown Jr.’s body, if that person looked like he had any sort of facial injuries.

Reporter Sharp: So you’re saying there were no facial injuries to the officer?

Gray: I’ll tell you the video speaks louder than what I can tell you right now, sir. All you have to do is look at the tape. (applause) He’s standing there not one time does he touch his face.

So Hoft’s BIG EXCLUSIVE BREAKING BOMBSHELL for the day is that the Brown family’s attorneys basically laughed at this idiotic question from “reporter Adam Sharp.”

Oh, and who exactly is “reporter Adam Sharp?”

He’s one of the right wing clowns who writes for Jim Hoft’s ridiculous “sister site,” Progressives Today.

“Reporter Sharp.” You can’t make up this level of egomaniacal stupidity.

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1 Single-handed sailor  Sep 9, 2014 11:57:26am

M O O N - That spells reporter.

2 Bulworth  Sep 9, 2014 11:57:27am
Reporter Sharp: There are numerous reports saying this…

“numerous reports”

Bwwwaaahahhahahahahahhahhahhahaah

All the ‘numerous reports’ consisting of Hoft’s website and other wingnut media figures citing Hoft’s website and phony x-ray.

Jeebus effin chris

3 A Mom Anon  Sep 9, 2014 11:57:30am

How can we miss these people if they. NEVER. go. away? Sigh.

4 Kragar  Sep 9, 2014 11:58:18am

BOMBSHELL! BLOGGER ASKS STUPID QUESTIONS!

So if I confront Dim Jim and Sharpie about their love of naked sheep wrestling, it means it totally is true, right?

5 Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 9, 2014 11:58:51am

Jim Hoft makes Ralph Wiggum look like a fucking genius.

6 Ace-o-aces  Sep 9, 2014 12:02:25pm

So he asked someone who would have no reason to know about Wilson’s supposed injuries to comment on Wilson’s supposed injuries and they said they had no more information about Wilson’s supposed injuries. That’s some crackerjack reporting there.

7 Skip Intro  Sep 9, 2014 12:02:31pm

Lack of evidence is PROOF! in wingnut land.

8 Bulworth  Sep 9, 2014 12:02:42pm
From the video:
Brown attorney: You cannot look the other way when the culprit is someone in your own police department or your own back yard. Any questions?

Reporter Adam Sharp: Is it true that Officer Wilson suffered facial fractures?

Here, let me show you File Photo of busted eye-socket….

9 Dr Lizardo  Sep 9, 2014 12:04:40pm

re: #3 A Mom Anon

How can we miss these people if they. NEVER. go. away? Sigh.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
So I never wanna see you again….

- X, “How I (Learned my Lesson)”

10 Iwouldprefernotto  Sep 9, 2014 12:05:54pm

Perhaps if officer Wilson came forward he could clear this all up.

11 Skip Intro  Sep 9, 2014 12:06:57pm

How come not one of these “reporters”, award winning or otherwise, have tried to interview Wilson? Have they no curiosity at all?

Where is he? Why is he in hiding? Where’s his statement? Does he have any on the job reprimands in his file? Have we seen his birth certificate? Do we know that he’s actually an American? Where was he on 9/11?

There’s so much out there that the wingnuts demand the answers to, provided it doesn’t include killer cops.

12 Bulworth  Sep 9, 2014 12:07:04pm

re:
#10

He gets death threats!!!11 He’s recovering from blown eye-socket, here see are File Photo!!!!11

13 Dr Lizardo  Sep 9, 2014 12:07:09pm

re: #10 Iwouldprefernotto

Perhaps if officer Wilson came forward he could clear this all up.

Youtube Video

14 Kragar  Sep 9, 2014 12:07:40pm

re: #13 Dr Lizardo

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Video

YOU STOLE MY BIT!
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15 Pie-onist Overlord  Sep 9, 2014 12:07:43pm

re: #10 Iwouldprefernotto

Perhaps if officer Wilson came forward he could clear this all up.

He got better.

16 Rightwingconspirator  Sep 9, 2014 12:08:06pm

The idea that “Breaking News” and “Still” can work together like that has given me a headache.

17 Dr Lizardo  Sep 9, 2014 12:09:39pm

re: #14 Kragar

YOU STOLE MY BIT!
///

Sorry. I did Bender’s “Laugh Harder” last night, so I thought I’d mix it up a bit.

Youtube Video

18 Ace-o-aces  Sep 9, 2014 12:10:34pm
19 Weet  Sep 9, 2014 12:11:10pm

Yes, and I have seen some winger comments on other sites still pushing it.

By the way, Chuck Todd, deep thinker. Be sure to read the comments.
Letterman on Chuck Todd

Chuck Todd, Deep Thinker

20 Higgs Boson's Mate  Sep 9, 2014 12:11:58pm
“Reporter Sharp.” You can’t make up this level of egomaniacal stupidity.

Now if we could just harness the energy from Walter Cronkite spinning in his grave.

21 lawhawk  Sep 9, 2014 12:12:23pm

re: #2 Bulworth

“numerous reports”

Bwwwaaahahhahahahahahhahhahhahaah

All the ‘numerous reports’ consisting of Hoft’s website and other wingnut media figures citing Hoft’s website and phony x-ray.

Jeebus effin chris

This is what passes as reporting by Hoft or this Sharp character?

It’s the circle of derp.

Hoft initiated the nonsense about an orbital blowout fracture, and he basically cites himself at each instance - both at gateway pundit and progs today.

So the multiple reports are actually just one - his own site.

His proof for this is utter BS. Unnamed sources and an image that he got from AAPOS which itself was taken of a patient at the University of Iowa in 2007.

This isn’t just BS. It’s unmitigated BS and he’s got enough gall to pass this off as legitimate for nearly a month now.

I take it back. It’s not the circle of derp. It’s the derpularity infinity stone. Peer inside and you’re instantly dumber for having done so and/or expended so much time trying to show how much of a lying racist Hoft et. al., are that you’re left not doing much else.

22 Bulworth  Sep 9, 2014 12:12:24pm

re:
#18

Are you threatening me?!?! Do you know who I am??!??!! I haz won prestigious journalist awards from all over the country!!!!1

23 Gus  Sep 9, 2014 12:13:18pm

REPORTER

24 b.d.  Sep 9, 2014 12:13:51pm

This is supposed< to support Hoft’s claim:

Reporter Adam Sharp: Is it true that Officer Wilson suffered facial fractures?

Attorney: That’s nothing that I’ve heard. I haven’t seen anything on it

Please proceed dumbass.

25 Skip Intro  Sep 9, 2014 12:15:05pm

re: #18 Ace-o-aces

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Well his lawyer would know because his client told him.

No, wait, that couldn’t have happened because his client was SHOT DEAD by officer Wilson.

26 lawhawk  Sep 9, 2014 12:15:31pm

I’m still waiting for someone to go past the county police department’s car lot and find the dozens of police cars destroyed by the protesters as the County Police chief claimed.

27 Jenner7  Sep 9, 2014 12:15:50pm

BREAKING!!!!

we are reporting nothing new

EXCLUSIVE!!!!

reporter asks a question

SCOOP!!!

we’re all idiots

28 Bulworth  Sep 9, 2014 12:15:56pm

re:
#24

Why you not see are file Photo?

29 Gus  Sep 9, 2014 12:16:55pm

WHOA!

30 lawhawk  Sep 9, 2014 12:17:40pm
31 Charles Johnson  Sep 9, 2014 12:18:05pm

REPORTER SHARP IS ON IT

32 Gus  Sep 9, 2014 12:18:56pm

EXCLUSIVE

33 Charles Johnson  Sep 9, 2014 12:19:23pm
34 Decatur Deb  Sep 9, 2014 12:19:55pm

Two people certainly knew. One is dead and one is in hiding.

35 Kragar  Sep 9, 2014 12:20:23pm

re: #31 Charles Johnson

REPORTER SHARP IS ON IT

ADAM SHARP IS GOING TO RIP THE LID OFF IT!

Youtube Video

36 Jenner7  Sep 9, 2014 12:21:38pm
37 Pie-onist Overlord  Sep 9, 2014 12:22:05pm

Now he’s posting Yelp reviews

38 Bulworth  Sep 9, 2014 12:22:49pm

re:
#37

Apparently Budget rent-a-car radio was tuned into Talk Left.

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39 Kragar  Sep 9, 2014 12:25:25pm
40 b.d.  Sep 9, 2014 12:26:40pm
41 Pie-onist Overlord  Sep 9, 2014 12:26:52pm

re: #38 Bulworth

re:
#37

Apparently Budget rent-a-car radio was tuned into Talk Left.

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42 Dr. Matt  Sep 9, 2014 12:26:57pm

re: #38 Bulworth

re:
#37

Apparently Budget rent-a-car radio was tuned into Talk Left.

//

You’re so last year….It’s ‘SiriusXM Progress’ now.

43 ObserverArt  Sep 9, 2014 12:26:57pm

For a big, awkward looking guy, Hoft sure is a great contortionist.

He even manages to get his head into his ass.

44 Bulworth  Sep 9, 2014 12:27:55pm

What are Brown lawyer attorneys hiding? Why are they afraid of knowing Wilson’s blown eye socket orbit????

45 Egregious Philbin  Sep 9, 2014 12:33:11pm

A month now, and still no facts about the cop’s eye.

Doncha think if he were injured, he would be parading that fact around to his detractors?

46 Jenner7  Sep 9, 2014 12:33:49pm
47 Skip Intro  Sep 9, 2014 12:34:21pm

Yup, the Shrub attacked the wrong country, and then tried to cover it up.

The Twenty-Eight Pages

Now Doctor Death is ginning the GOP to attack the country we wrongly destroyed again.

littlegreenfootballs.com

48 Kragar  Sep 9, 2014 12:34:29pm

re: #45 Egregious Philbin

A month now, and still no facts about the cop’s eye.

Doncha think if he were injured, he would be parading that fact around to his detractors?

They released the Mike Brown “robbery” after “receiving requests”, but apparently no one thought to ask for photos of Wilson’s injuries

49 Kragar  Sep 9, 2014 12:34:37pm
50 Skip Intro  Sep 9, 2014 12:35:45pm

re: #45 Egregious Philbin

A month now, and still no facts about the cop’s eye.

Doncha think if he were injured, he would be parading that fact around to his detractors?

When he re-appears with no eye injury, he’ll claim he kept low until the damage was no longer apparent.

51 GlutenFreeJesus  Sep 9, 2014 12:36:33pm

Now it’s “any facial injuries of any kind”. Does acne count? Cuz Hoft’s shit’s about to pop.

52 GlutenFreeJesus  Sep 9, 2014 12:37:05pm

re: #45 Egregious Philbin

A month now, and still no facts about the cop’s eye.

Doncha think if he were injured, he would be parading that fact around to his detractors?

We even saw Zimmerman’s injuries by now.

53 Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 9, 2014 12:38:25pm

re: #41 Pie-onist Overlord

This content is currently unavailable

Maria must be one of his relatives. Her page is private, but he’s listed as one of her friends.

Social Media: HOW DOES THAT WORK????

54 Kragar  Sep 9, 2014 12:38:32pm
55 Egregious Philbin  Sep 9, 2014 12:40:11pm

Hey Jim Hoft, does your face hurt?

Cause’ it’s killing me!

DERP

56 Franklin  Sep 9, 2014 12:40:22pm

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57 sagehen  Sep 9, 2014 12:40:33pm

re: #39 Kragar

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It’s only a contagious illness with an 80% mortality rate. Let’s just cover our ears and la-la-la-la, I’m sure that will work out fine.

58 Kragar  Sep 9, 2014 12:40:34pm
59 nkdee  Sep 9, 2014 12:40:37pm

re: #4 Kragar

First you need to write that on a blog. THEN it becomes true.

60 dog philosopher  Sep 9, 2014 12:44:12pm

im getting an iphone 47z

it streams video so fast that the human eye cant see it

also, phone calls from distant galaxies come in loud and clear

61 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Sep 9, 2014 12:44:42pm

re: #47 Skip Intro

Yup, the Shrub attacked the wrong country, and then tried to cover it up.

The Twenty-Eight Pages

Now Doctor Death is ginning the GOP to attack the country we wrongly destroyed again.

littlegreenfootballs.com

Why is Cheney not in prison, again? Oh yeah, coz Obama is Adolf Stalin…

62 De Kolta Chair  Sep 9, 2014 12:46:31pm

re: #46 Jenner7

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There’s so much Photoshop going on in that picture I don’t know where to begin!!!1!!

63 Kragar  Sep 9, 2014 12:49:17pm

re: #59 nkdee

First you need to write that on a blog. THEN it becomes true.

I thought that is what I just did.

CONFIRMED! FACT!

64 Bulworth  Sep 9, 2014 12:49:22pm

re:
#46

EXCLUSIVE: Obama makes 90-yr old vet stand at attention for him!!!!11

65 allegro  Sep 9, 2014 12:50:47pm

re: #46 Jenner7

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Patriotism. UR doing it right.

66 Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 9, 2014 12:51:06pm

Award-winning author Graham Joyce dies, aged 59

Read more at leicestermercury.co.uk

67 b.d.  Sep 9, 2014 12:52:03pm

re: #46 Jenner7

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OBAMA BOWS TO LIBERAL AARP MEMBER

68 Bulworth  Sep 9, 2014 12:53:23pm

re:
#67

Obama is using people as props again!

69 ObserverArt  Sep 9, 2014 12:54:24pm

I’m starting a new company.

iDon’tCare.

New technology for everyone else.

/

I’ve heard at least four different news reports going on about Apple launches today. I have to give Apple credit, they sure do get free advertising based on their crazy customers. But is this really news???

Oh wait…we don’t have news anymore…

70 Franklin  Sep 9, 2014 12:55:15pm

I cannot believe that this is a discussion point on the new Apple Watch and the fact there is not a model for lefties/crown placement for left handed use.

This is from a Mac user website:

We are sorry for you but the majority of watches have always been worn on the left wrist. Instead of being upset, adapt!

And the retort:

You know what, it’s ignorant right-handed people that say things like “adapt!” You try living in a world that caters to left-handed people and we’ll see how long it takes you to start griping.

Left handed struggle.

71 Rightwingconspirator  Sep 9, 2014 12:56:18pm

re: #47 Skip Intro

Yup, the Shrub attacked the wrong country, and then tried to cover it up.

The Twenty-Eight Pages

You said “Attacked the wrong country”

So in your view we should have invaded Saudi Arabia, even though those that claim to have read this paper don’t even agree the royal family was involved. Looks like more of the same tired old truther speculations.

“the real question is whether it was sanctioned at the royal-family level or beneath that, and whether these leads were followed through.”

So according to a guy that read the pages we would still don’t know if the royals were involved or not, or if it were a small group of extremists with an agenda way beyond that of the actual royal national authorities.

You objected to warfare without good cause. That’s pretty hard to resolve with your implied call to attack Saudi Arabia without better evidence than this still unreleased 28 pages of evidence or allegations.

“Direct evidence of certain Saudi individuals” is that supposed to imply royal involvement?

72 lawhawk  Sep 9, 2014 12:59:27pm
73 Rightwingconspirator  Sep 9, 2014 1:00:17pm

re: #69 ObserverArt

I’m starting a new company.

iDon’tCare.
New technology for everyone else.

Classic. If it cures people of Apple attitude i’ll buy it.

74 wrenchwench  Sep 9, 2014 1:04:14pm

re: #59 nkdee

Welcome, hatchling.

75 ObserverArt  Sep 9, 2014 1:04:18pm

re: #73 Rightwingconspirator

Classic. If it cures people of Apple attitude i’ll buy it.

I think the logo will be an Apple with a worm leaving and waving goodbye.

76 Rightwingconspirator  Sep 9, 2014 1:05:10pm

re: #75 ObserverArt

I borrowed your line for an FB post.

77 Lidane  Sep 9, 2014 1:05:27pm

WHY WON’T OBUMMER DO ANYTHING ABOUT EBOLA?!

GOP cuts funding request to fight Ebola

House Republicans indicated Tuesday that they will provide less than half of the White House’s funding request to fight Ebola in the next government spending bill.

According to a source familiar with the negotiations, House Appropriations Committee Chairman Hal Rogers (R-Ky.) agreed as of Tuesday morning to spend a total of $40 million to fight the epidemic in the 2015 spending bill.

This would include $25 million for the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and $15 million for the Biological Advanced Research and Development Authority (BARDA) to ramp up production of an experimental anti-Ebola drug, the source said.

The White House had asked for $88 million for Ebola in total, including $58 million for BARDA, which is involved in coordinating experimental treatments during public health emergencies.

78 Lidane  Sep 9, 2014 1:07:06pm

The man who lost to Ted Cruz, everybody:

David Dewhurst: Unaccompanied Minors Are A ‘Mirage’

79 De Kolta Chair  Sep 9, 2014 1:07:51pm

re: #66 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Award-winning author Graham Joyce dies, aged 59

Read more at leicestermercury.co.uk

I have a copy of his novel “Memoirs of a Master Forger,” written under the pen name William Heaney, bought at a Brooklyn stoop sale a few years ago around here somewhere — oh there it is, between P.D. James’ “A Certain Justice” and Simon Brett’s “Dead Giveaway.” Been putting off reading it, and maybe now I will.

80 ausador  Sep 9, 2014 1:15:37pm

re: #21 lawhawk

This is what passes as reporting by Hoft or this Sharp character?

It’s the circle of derp.

Hoft initiated the nonsense about an orbital blowout fracture, and he basically cites himself at each instance - both at gateway pundit and progs today.

So the multiple reports are actually just one - his own site.

His proof for this is utter BS. Unnamed sources and an image that he got from AAPOS which itself was taken of a patient at the University of Iowa in 2007.

This isn’t just BS. It’s unmitigated BS and he’s got enough gall to pass this off as legitimate for nearly a month now.

I take it back. It’s not the circle of derp. It’s the derpularity infinity stone. Peer inside and you’re instantly dumber for having done so and/or expended so much time trying to show how much of a lying racist Hoft et. al., are that you’re left not doing much else.

But there are four sources now!!!

Actually said to me by a twitter wingnut a few days ago, all four sources of course being dim Jim’s anonymous ones. I tried to make the distinction that the only one reporting these “four sources” was Jim himself and got nowhere.

I suppose I should have just said that I had five anonymous sources who had told me that it wasn’t true.

81 Flying Squirrel Girl  Sep 9, 2014 1:18:57pm

re: #70 Franklin

I have ruined almost every greeting card I attempted to sign, because left handed, that’s why. The struggle is real!

82 ausador  Sep 9, 2014 1:33:32pm

re: #39 Kragar

GOP cuts funding request to fight Ebola | TheHill thehill.com … via @TheHill #Ebola #TCOT #Uniteblue

They don’t need money, they can just keep washing and reusing the same disposable gloves forever…

Sterile procedures in Africa ebola outbreak, so what if a few viruses end up on the inside after being wetted/hung?

83 Frenchy  Sep 9, 2014 1:34:26pm

Seriously, fuck Dick Cheney. Be grateful you aren’t in prison and slither away like the vermin you are, old man. Nobody wants your opinion on what we should do about anything, much less Iraq.

84 nkdee  Sep 9, 2014 1:43:53pm

re: #63 Kragar

LOL! True. Please proceed Kragar!

85 nkdee  Sep 9, 2014 1:44:42pm

re: #74 wrenchwench

Thanks. I have been reading LGF for awhile and just decided to register.


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