St. Louis County Court Officially Denies Request to Unseal Michael Brown’s Juvenile Records

This despicable effort at character assassination is finished
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Last week we reported that the St. Louis County Juvenile Court’s attorney told the St. Louis Post-Dispatch Michael Brown had never been convicted of a felony as a juvenile, and was not facing any charges at the time of his death. At that time the judge in this case had not actually issued a ruling on the requests to release Brown’s records; but today that ruling came down: Judge Denies Request for Michael Brown’s Juvenile Records.

Chuck C. Johnson and Jim Hoft are now officially shut down. It’s over. You lose. Your bogus claims that Michael Brown was “involved in a second-degree murder” have proven to be scurrilous lies.

A circuit court judge in St. Louis County denied a request by the Post-Dispatch to release Michael Brown’s juvenile criminal records.

[…]

Cynthia Harcourt, a lawyer for county juvenile officer Kip Seely, had contested the release of any records, saying the integrity of the family court was on the line. In comments to a reporter after the hearing, she confirmed that Brown had never been found delinquent of the juvenile equivalents of Missouri’s class A and B felonies and was not facing any at the time he died.

Class A felonies include second-degree murder and first-degree robbery; class B felonies include voluntary manslaughter, second-degree robbery and first-degree burglary.

Those disclosures put to rest claims by a California-based blog and others that Brown was facing a murder charge at the time he was shot to death.

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165 comments
1 b.d.  Sep 9, 2014 3:55:16pm

Shame on the St. Louis Post-Dispatch teaming up with the likes of that other scuzzball with their ghoulish quest in the first place.

2 Targetpractice  Sep 9, 2014 3:56:55pm

That this had to be put to the courts at all shows just how fucked up the situation in this country has become, that a victim is subjected to more scrutiny than the perpetrator.

3 lawhawk  Sep 9, 2014 4:00:17pm

This isn’t going to shut down Hoft or CCJ. They’re going to move on to the next outrage - namely that this is a coverup.

Never mind that this is how juvenile records are protected normally, or that there was never any basis to their scurrilous claims that Brown was somehow involved in a murder as a juvenile.

They and their troglodytic followers going to claim that the denial is somehow a coverup.

Just watch.

4 Targetpractice  Sep 9, 2014 4:02:36pm

re: #3 lawhawk

This isn’t going to shut down Hoft or CCJ. They’re going to move on to the next outrage - namely that this is a coverup.

Never mind that this is how juvenile records are protected normally, or that there was never any basis to their scurrilous claims that Brown was somehow involved in a murder as a juvenile.

They and their troglodytic followers going to claim that the denial is somehow a coverup.

Just watch.

They will, most likely because the judge denied the requests without stating why. Expect to hear it within the next 24 hours, that the courts are now involved in the cover-up of Brown’s past and this is just further proof that there’s something dark and dangerous in his past that could exonerate Wilson if it ever became public knowledge.

5 RealityBasedSteve  Sep 9, 2014 4:03:52pm

Come On Chucky J!!!! Here’s your chance to really make the big time. You’ve not got a hair on your ginger ass if you don’t put out a call for any and all with any kind of incriminating information on Judge Siwak.

Come on, Man UP!!! You can do it…. you’re just one level away from fame. You know you’ve got the story written in your mind already, now you just need the proof.

RBS

6 b.d.  Sep 9, 2014 4:04:23pm

re: #3 lawhawk

This isn’t going to shut down Hoft or CCJ. They’re going to move on to the next outrage - namely that this is a coverup.

Never mind that this is how juvenile records are protected normally, or that there was never any basis to their scurrilous claims that Brown was somehow involved in a murder as a juvenile.

They and their troglodytic followers going to claim that the denial is somehow a coverup.

Just watch.

How about they produce a freakin’ victim or just shut up? I’ve heard all of these charges but have yet to hear of a victim. No horrible victim’s story, which those necrophiliacs would play to the hilt, no nothing.

MIKE BROWN KILLED SOMEONE!!!
Who?
SHUT UP LIBTARD!

7 allegro  Sep 9, 2014 4:06:06pm

They said they wouldn’t release them, not that there weren’t any there to release. Nyah nyah lefties, we won!

/// not enough

8 A Mom Anon  Sep 9, 2014 4:06:32pm

re: #3 lawhawk

Isn’t he already on to “investigating” Janay Rice now? And the writers at Salon? This is going to be the Mutant Red Demon Squirrel’s M.O. from here on out. Seeing if he can ruin lives in the name of whatever the fuck it is he’s doing.

I really hope someone throws his evil little carcass under the bus and he’s so toxic even WND won’t even hire him to write ad copy.

9 ausador  Sep 9, 2014 4:07:11pm

re: #3 lawhawk

This isn’t going to shut down Hoft or CCJ. They’re going to move on to the next outrage - namely that this is a coverup.

Never mind that this is how juvenile records are protected normally, or that there was never any basis to their scurrilous claims that Brown was somehow involved in a murder as a juvenile.

They and their troglodytic followers going to claim that the denial is somehow a coverup.

Just watch.

Well after all, why would all those anonymous police sources have looked up a third tier unknown blogger in California like Chuck to leak their juicy stories to if their really wasn’t something behind all of this?

Are you saying that all of those hardworking, dedicated, and anonymous police officers put their careers on the line just to lie???

///

10 allegro  Sep 9, 2014 4:08:28pm

Gawd, I hate that this fucknoodle is a ginger. (grumble, grumble)

11 lawhawk  Sep 9, 2014 4:10:24pm

re: #10 allegro

Palate cleanser for ginger - lovers.

12 Kid A  Sep 9, 2014 4:10:25pm

I’m sure Obama will be blamed for the “coverup”.

13 Targetpractice  Sep 9, 2014 4:10:44pm

re: #7 allegro

They said they wouldn’t release them, not that there weren’t any there to release. Nyah nyah lefties, we won!

/// not enough

You laugh, but that’s pretty much what the Freepers are saying right now. That the fact that the judge has denied requests for the records proves that records exist, and thus there must be something in them that the court doesn’t want people seeing.

14 Targetpractice  Sep 9, 2014 4:11:53pm

re: #11 lawhawk

Palate cleanser for ginger - lovers.

Come along, Pond.

15 RealityBasedSteve  Sep 9, 2014 4:13:11pm

re: #10 allegro

Gawd, I hate that this fucknoodle is a ginger. (grumble, grumble)

Here’s a little proof that a Ginger can have a soul. Dave King, front man for Flogging Molly. (who I saw in a smallish club in Nashville, Best.Show.Ever)

Youtube Video

RBS

16 RealityBasedSteve  Sep 9, 2014 4:14:59pm

re: #13 Targetpractice

You laugh, but that’s pretty much what the Freepers are saying right now. That the fact that the judge has denied requests for the records proves that records exist, and thus there must be something in them that the court doesn’t want people seeing.

Well, you really can’t argue with logic like that now can you?

RBS

17 allegro  Sep 9, 2014 4:15:09pm

re: #11 lawhawk

Palate cleanser for ginger - lovers.

Not my week for girls, but I appreciate the sentiment. :D

18 Charles Johnson  Sep 9, 2014 4:16:13pm

Excuse me - I just enjoy looking at this:

@TGUS_807

19 Aunty Entity Dragon  Sep 9, 2014 4:17:08pm

re: #18 Charles Johnson

whose was it?

20 Charles Johnson  Sep 9, 2014 4:18:15pm

re: #19 Aunty Entity Dragon

One of the stalkers. He previously had this account:

@Gus_807

21 Skip Intro  Sep 9, 2014 4:20:44pm

re: #8 A Mom Anon

Isn’t he already on to “investigating” Janay Rice now? And the writers at Salon? This is going to be the Mutant Red Demon Squirrel’s M.O. from here on out. Seeing if he can ruin lives in the name of whatever the fuck it is he’s doing.

I really hope someone throws his evil little carcass under the bus and he’s so toxic even WND won’t even hire him to write ad copy.

Yeah, he’s “investigating” them so long as someone sends him an email with all the dirt, links, and innuendo. Then UpChuck will post it verbatim, claim another investigative triumph, and get picked up by DimJim and Drudge.

22 Kid A  Sep 9, 2014 4:23:26pm

re: #21 Skip Intro

Yeah, he’s “investigating” them so long as someone sends him an email with all the dirt, links, and innuendo. Then UpChuck will post it verbatim, claim another investigative triumph, and get picked up by DimJim and Drudge.

You forgot Fox.

23 b.d.  Sep 9, 2014 4:23:43pm

So, how’s Benny Johnson’s new gig going?

On a totally unrelated note:

24 Targetpractice  Sep 9, 2014 4:25:37pm

I imagine that Chucky, when he finally does address this failure, will declare “victory” on getting the court to admit records exist, then speculate that Brown has a history of violence that is being hidden in those records.

25 b.d.  Sep 9, 2014 4:27:53pm

re: #24 Targetpractice

I imagine that Chucky, when he finally does address this failure, will declare “victory” on getting the court to admit records exist, then speculate that Brown has a history of violence that is being hidden in those records.

Either that or solicit a free Twitter appellate lawyer

26 Shiplord Kirel  Sep 9, 2014 4:29:23pm

Speaking of smears, this idiocy has gained 17,180 shares on Facebook:

Apparently just being a Muslim or having a Muslim sounding name is enough to make you a Brotherhood infiltrator. Only a remote connection to the administration is required. For instance, Eboo Patel (right) is a member of the Advisory Council on Faith Based Initiatives and has no other connection to the Obama administration.

Patel details his life and career extensively in his 2007 autobiography, Acts of Faith. In the book, Patel notes that he became interested in religious diversity in college, where he noticed that conversations around multiculturalism and multiple identities did not involve religious identity. After graduating college, he taught at an alternative education program for high school dropouts in Chicago and, inspired partly by Dorothy Day’s Catholic Worker movement, founded a cooperative living community for activists and artists in Chicago’s Uptown neighborhood. As an activist, Patel felt that diversity, service, and faith were important parts of civic life but found no community organization that touched on all three, specifically one that worked with young people. In response, he developed the idea for the Interfaith Youth Core, formulated through his relationship with Brother Wayne Teasdale and blessed by the Dalai Lama, that would bring young people of different faiths together around service and dialogue.

Now, that’s a deep cover operative. He’s got Teasdale, the Dalai Lama and Obama fooled but wingnuts know better.

27 TedStriker  Sep 9, 2014 4:30:25pm

re: #13 Targetpractice

You laugh, but that’s pretty much what the Freepers are saying right now. That the fact that the judge has denied requests for the records proves that records exist, and thus there must be something in them that the court doesn’t want people seeing.

re: #24 Targetpractice

I imagine that Chucky, when he finally does address this failure, will declare “victory” on getting the court to admit records exist, then speculate that Brown has a history of violence that is being hidden in those records.

Records suppressed at the behest of President Obama and AG Holder, of course.

///

28 Skip Intro  Sep 9, 2014 4:30:52pm

re: #22 Kid A

You forgot Fox.

And Limbaugh, but there’s only so much I can type.

29 Shiplord Kirel  Sep 9, 2014 4:32:01pm

Again, Christian Islamophobes, you can go to hell for lying.

30 Targetpractice  Sep 9, 2014 4:33:26pm

re: #27 TedStriker

Records suppressed at the behest of President Obama and AG Holder, of course.

///

Holder threatened the judge to suppress those records!!!

31 De Kolta Chair  Sep 9, 2014 4:35:20pm

Off topic, but in the NY gubernatorial primary today I was going to vote for Zephyr Teachout as a protest against Andrew Cuomo, but heard on the radio on the way out the door that she’d been endorsed by the Conservative Party, so I ended up voted for the third candidate, self-described comedian Randy Credico, who sounds like an egotastical jerk. That’s politics for ya!

32 Stanley Sea  Sep 9, 2014 4:40:35pm

re: #17 allegro

Not my week for girls, but I appreciate the sentiment. :D

Here ya go

33 BeachDem  Sep 9, 2014 4:40:49pm

re: #25 b.d.

Either that or solicit a free Twitter appellate lawyer

I noticed even back in his college days he was sucking up pro bono representation from lawyers and threatening to sue his college dean, ex-girlfriend, and pretty much everyone who had pissed him off at some time or other throughout the state of California.

34 Charles Johnson  Sep 9, 2014 4:40:59pm

Good grief.

35 allegro  Sep 9, 2014 4:41:09pm

re: #32 Stanley Sea

Here ya go

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Ohhhhh yes. Thankee!

36 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi  Sep 9, 2014 4:43:02pm

re: #32 Stanley Sea

Here ya go

[Embedded image]

KHAAAAAAAAAN!

37 Pie-onist Overlord  Sep 9, 2014 4:43:59pm

Glenn Greenwald mocks people who are concerned about ISIS
Because hey, he totally was against all of George Bush’s useless wars amirite

38 Skip Intro  Sep 9, 2014 4:45:41pm

Amazing what a difference skin color makes.

Police negotiate with drunk open carry white man who asked police to shoot him. No charges.

youtube.com

39 b.d.  Sep 9, 2014 4:46:54pm

re: #37 Pie-onist Overlord

Glenn Greenwald mocks people who are concerned about ISIS
Because hey, he totally was against all of George Bush’s useless wars amirite

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I had not abandoned my trust in the Bush administration. Between the president’s performance in the wake of the 9/11 attacks, the swift removal of the Taliban in Afghanistan, and the fact that I wanted the president to succeed, because my loyalty is to my country and he was the leader of my country, I still gave the administration the benefit of the doubt. I believed then that the president was entitled to have his national security judgment deferred to, and to the extent that I was able to develop a definitive view, I accepted his judgment that American security really would be enhanced by the invasion of this sovereign country. - Glenn Greenwald

Read more at thedailybanter.com

40 De Kolta Chair  Sep 9, 2014 4:47:18pm

As a former redhead who’s now crowned by a blanket of snow, I got a kick out this quote.

41 Shiplord Kirel  Sep 9, 2014 4:50:05pm

The virulence and scope of the Islamophobia in this country is really disturbing to me because, among other things, there is no recent precedent for it. You would probably have to go back to the Indian wars to find a situation in which such a large percentage of Americans openly wanted to exterminate a large group while another sizable percentage advocated peace and acceptance.
The closest we have come was probably during World War 2, when 11% of respondents to one poll wanted to exterminate the Japanese population after the war, though hardly anyone advocated peace and acceptance at that particular point.

42 allegro  Sep 9, 2014 4:50:44pm

re: #40 De Kolta Chair

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As a former redhead who’s now crowned by a blanket of snow, I got a kick out this.

That’s what I always claimed, that my hair was auburn, not red. Then I’d go outside in the sun and it would light up like a Las Vegas neon billboard.

43 dog philosopher  Sep 9, 2014 4:52:30pm

well it seems the firebagger contingent doesn’t want to get involved w ISIS

44 b.d.  Sep 9, 2014 4:53:36pm

re: #43 dog philosopher

well it seems the firebagger contingent doesn’t want to get involved w ISIS

But would totally back Putin’s decision if he acted upon them.

45 Stanley Sea  Sep 9, 2014 4:56:33pm

re: #43 dog philosopher

well it seems the firebagger contingent doesn’t want to get involved w ISIS

re: #44 b.d.

But would totally back Putin’s decision if he acted upon them.

It’s ALL about President Obama.

46 Skip Intro  Sep 9, 2014 4:56:54pm

Iowa ex-city manager opens fire at meeting, is killed with own gun

A former city manager who opened fire at a Jackson County supervisors meeting in eastern Iowa was killed with his own gun in a struggle that followed the first shot, officials said.

…..

As they were holding him down, waiting for help there, the gun went off,” killing Glaser, Kettmann said, adding that it was unclear whether the shot was accidental.

Glaser did not have a permit to buy or carry a gun, he said.

Just another non-law abiding asshole who had no problem obtaining a gun for the purpose of killing someone. Fortunately, this time it was the asshole.

latimes.com

47 b.d.  Sep 9, 2014 4:59:15pm
48 Shazam  Sep 9, 2014 4:59:22pm

re: #46 Skip Intro

Hey Man Nice Shot

49 BeachDem  Sep 9, 2014 4:59:56pm

And now derp on derp action as ChuckC is retweeting Todd Kincannon.

50 Rev_Arthur_Belling  Sep 9, 2014 5:01:24pm

#notallgingers ;)

51 jaunte  Sep 9, 2014 5:01:41pm

re: #46 Skip Intro

Francis “Gus” Glaser, 71, of Maquoketa, Iowa, had long been upset about the assessed value of his property, Sheriff Russ Kettmann told the Los Angeles Times. He was scheduled to speak about the tax issue at Tuesday’s supervisors meeting, held at the county courthouse, and the exchange became heated, Kettmann said.

This is the kind of thing that happens after twenty years of people hearing ‘taxes are tyranny’ from the usual idiots.

52 Skip Intro  Sep 9, 2014 5:03:16pm

re: #51 jaunte

Looks like the GOP has lost a voter, Fox News a viewer, and Rush Limbaugh a listener.

All in all, a pretty good outcome.

53 jaunte  Sep 9, 2014 5:04:41pm

Suicide by tax protest is just sad.

54 b_sharp  Sep 9, 2014 5:05:33pm

best ginger in the world

55 b.d.  Sep 9, 2014 5:05:59pm

re: #46 Skip Intro

Iowa ex-city manager opens fire at meeting, is killed with own gun

Just another non-law abiding asshole who had no problem obtaining a gun for the purpose of killing someone. Fortunately, this time it was the asshole.

latimes.com

LIVE FREE OR DIE!

OK

56 Rev_Arthur_Belling  Sep 9, 2014 5:08:48pm

re: #54 b_sharp

best ginger in the world

I’m assuming some relation?

57 BeachDem  Sep 9, 2014 5:09:06pm

Oh holy mother of pearl—now CCJ is contemplating an appeal. Give it up, you jackwagon.

58 Rev_Arthur_Belling  Sep 9, 2014 5:09:47pm

re: #57 BeachDem

Oh holy mother of pearl—now CCJ is contemplating an appeal. Give it up, you jackwagon.

Some lawyer is salivating over wasted billable hours.

59 b_sharp  Sep 9, 2014 5:10:39pm

re: #56 Rev_Arthur_Belling

I’m assuming some relation?

Grandson. He’s now 30 months old.

Red hair is ubiquitous in my family.

60 Targetpractice  Sep 9, 2014 5:10:44pm

re: #58 Rev_Arthur_Belling

Some lawyer is salivating over wasted billable hours.

Don’t worry, I’m sure he’ll find somebody gullible enough to take this pro-bono.

61 Skip Intro  Sep 9, 2014 5:10:45pm

re: #58 Rev_Arthur_Belling

Some lawyer is salivating over wasted billable hours.

I thought Chuck the C got his lawyer free from Craig’s List.

62 Kid A  Sep 9, 2014 5:10:55pm

Here we go!

63 Rev_Arthur_Belling  Sep 9, 2014 5:11:18pm

re: #59 b_sharp

Grand son. He’s now 30 months old.

Red hair is ubiquitous in my family.

He’s a cutie. And updings all around for the word ubiquitous!

64 goddamnedfrank  Sep 9, 2014 5:11:32pm

re: #57 BeachDem

Oh holy mother of pearl—now CCJ is contemplating an appeal.

Sure, it’s another fundraising grift opportunity, he can crowdsource it on #updog.

65 Skip Intro  Sep 9, 2014 5:11:45pm

re: #62 Kid A

UNPRECEDENTED!!!!

66 jaunte  Sep 9, 2014 5:11:49pm

re: #54 b_sharp

More gingers, all around.

67 Rev_Arthur_Belling  Sep 9, 2014 5:12:37pm

re: #62 Kid A

Here we go!

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Unprecedented!
you keep using that word

68 Kid A  Sep 9, 2014 5:12:38pm

re: #65 Skip Intro

UNPRECEDENTED!!!!

BREAKING!!!

69 Dark_Falcon  Sep 9, 2014 5:12:55pm

re: #38 Skip Intro

Amazing what a difference skin color makes.

Police negotiate with drunk open carry white man who asked police to shoot him. No charges.

youtube.com

It’s also that the police had better info and were able to make a better deployment. They started off much further away from the suspect, so they at least had the option to talk.

70 Targetpractice  Sep 9, 2014 5:13:11pm

re: #62 Kid A

Here we go!

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“Unprecedented move”? Chuck, you were forced to reference a 35 year old case in your lawsuit. There is nothing in the law that says that juvenile files become fair game upon a person’s death. The only thing unprecedented about all this is your filing for the release of these records on the grounds that you’ve heard a rumor you need confirmed.

71 Jenner7  Sep 9, 2014 5:13:11pm

re: #62 Kid A

Unprecedented huh?

Dope.

72 Pie-onist Overlord  Sep 9, 2014 5:14:08pm

People are always asking how come none of my kids or grandkids have red hair, like me.

I’m like, um, this is not my real hair.

*GINGER BY CHOICE*

73 Skip Intro  Sep 9, 2014 5:14:19pm

Is there big money in the tweeting business, because I don’t see anywhere else UpChuck could be making a living.

74 Dark_Falcon  Sep 9, 2014 5:14:23pm

re: #67 Rev_Arthur_Belling

Unprecedented!
you keep using that word

That doesn’t really fit, since CCJ knows damn well what that word means. He just doesn’t care and is brazenly lying.

75 Rev_Arthur_Belling  Sep 9, 2014 5:15:06pm

re: #74 Dark_Falcon

That doesn’t really fit, since CCJ knows damn well what that word means. He just doesn’t care and is brazenly lying.

I think you give CCJ way too much credit for his knowledge of vocabulary.

76 BongCrodny  Sep 9, 2014 5:16:34pm

re: #62 Kid A

Here we go!

[Embedded content]

***Editing this post because 853 people have already picked up on “unprecedented.”***

78 jaunte  Sep 9, 2014 5:16:51pm

CCJ should know you can’t use “unprecedented” interchangeably with “hey, look at this.”

79 Kid A  Sep 9, 2014 5:17:05pm

There are many annoying RWNJ of the female persuasion, but can anyone name one more annoying than Monica Crowley?

80 Targetpractice  Sep 9, 2014 5:17:10pm

re: #77 b.d.

Chuck C Johnson’s reaction to the court handing him his ass

Nah, people in the hallway could hear him bellow “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!”

81 Kid A  Sep 9, 2014 5:17:30pm

re: #77 b.d.

Chuck C Johnson’s reaction to the court handing him his ass

Borrowed for a tweet. The picture I mean.

82 Skip Intro  Sep 9, 2014 5:17:50pm

re: #76 BongCrodny

Does Mr. 150+ IQ even know what “unprecedented” means?

Yes, it means “it has never happened before in this particular case”. UNPRECEDENTED!

83 Dark_Falcon  Sep 9, 2014 5:18:04pm

re: #75 Rev_Arthur_Belling

I think you give CCJ way too much credit for his knowledge of vocabulary.

With Charles Jackass Johnson I take whatever interpretation reflect the worst on him. Because he is truly a piece of eye crud.

84 Charles Johnson  Sep 9, 2014 5:18:40pm
85 Rev_Arthur_Belling  Sep 9, 2014 5:19:05pm

re: #77 b.d.

I was thinking more this:
Award winning journamalism!

86 Skip Intro  Sep 9, 2014 5:19:24pm

Chuck C Johnson takes on the world.

Youtube Video

87 Targetpractice  Sep 9, 2014 5:19:25pm

re: #84 Charles Johnson

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Yeah, but he has a good reason to see them, namely he’s a hack blogger who needs something to keep the hate flowing.

88 Stanley Sea  Sep 9, 2014 5:20:54pm

re: #64 goddamnedfrank

Sure, it’s another fundraising grift opportunity, he can crowdsource it on #updog.

OK, with the risk of making myself look more stupid. What does #updog reference?

I read the tweets but still don’t get it.

89 Kid A  Sep 9, 2014 5:21:12pm

re: #80 Targetpractice

Nah, people in the hallway could hear him bellow “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!”

I!!! AM!!! AN!!! AWARD!!! WINNING!!! JOURNALIST!!!

90 Rev_Arthur_Belling  Sep 9, 2014 5:21:49pm

re: #89 Kid A

I!!! AM!!! AN!!! AWARD!!! WINNING!!! JOURNALIST!!!

This! Is! SPARTAMALISM!

91 Rev_Arthur_Belling  Sep 9, 2014 5:22:36pm

re: #88 Stanley Sea

OK, with the risk of making myself look more stupid. What does #updog reference?

I read the tweets but still don’t get it.

I have no idea, but assuming it’s a gofundme/kickstarter knockoff for idiots.

92 Targetpractice  Sep 9, 2014 5:23:14pm

Perhaps by “unprecedented,” he means as a spoiled child he’s never been told “No” and doesn’t know how to handle denial of his demands.

93 missliberties  Sep 9, 2014 5:23:27pm

“Those disclosures put to rest claims by a California-based blog and others that Brown was facing a murder charge at the time he was shot to death.”

There is no such thing as putting to rest false claims from the elitist, highest tier IQ’s in their gated burbs where fear mongering reigns supreme. ( A big money maker too. Check out my blog. )

Doncha know the white elitists on the right are tired of supporting the sloths and slugs in society, our black youth.

94 lawhawk  Sep 9, 2014 5:23:31pm

re: #84 Charles Johnson

BTW, I’ve got my annual 9/11 roundup in the works. It’ll probably be good to go about this time tomorrow. Putting the finishing touches on it once again.

95 Pie-onist Overlord  Sep 9, 2014 5:24:33pm

re: #79 Kid A

There are many annoying RWNJ of the female persuasion, but can anyone name one more annoying than Monica Crowley?

Ann Coulter

96 Charles Johnson  Sep 9, 2014 5:24:46pm

re: #88 Stanley Sea

OK, with the risk of making myself look more stupid. What does #updog reference?

I read the tweets but still don’t get it.

That guy told Chuck that he’d give him the dirt on Salon writers through Updog. Chuck said “What’s Updog?” The guy replied, “Not much, what’s up with you?”

Pretty silly, but hey.

97 Kid A  Sep 9, 2014 5:25:09pm

re: #95 Pie-onist Overlord

Ann Coulter

Phyllis Schlafly.

98 Rev_Arthur_Belling  Sep 9, 2014 5:25:16pm

re: #95 Pie-onist Overlord

Ann Coulter

re: #79 Kid A

There are many annoying RWNJ of the female persuasion, but can anyone name one more annoying than Monica Crowley?

S.E. Cupp, Michelle Malkin. That’s two more.

99 Rev_Arthur_Belling  Sep 9, 2014 5:25:51pm

re: #96 Charles Johnson

That guy told Chuck that he’d give him the dirt on Salon writers through Updog. Chuck said “What’s Updog?” The guy replied, “Not much, what’s up with you?”

Pretty silly, but hey.

Ack, I’d already forgotten that exchange! lol

100 Pie-onist Overlord  Sep 9, 2014 5:26:06pm

re: #98 Rev_Arthur_Belling

S.E. Cupp, Michelle Malkin. That’s two more.

Janie Johnson, Prudence, Spread Butter, Amy Mek

101 Kid A  Sep 9, 2014 5:26:30pm

re: #98 Rev_Arthur_Belling

S.E. Cupp, Michelle Malkin. That’s two more.

Laura Ingraham. Tammy Bruce. Dana Loesch. There’s THREE, TOP THAT!!!

102 Pie-onist Overlord  Sep 9, 2014 5:26:35pm

Sarah Palin
Michele Bachmann

103 goddamnedfrank  Sep 9, 2014 5:26:38pm

re: #88 Stanley Sea

OK, with the risk of making myself look more stupid. What does #updog reference?

I read the tweets but still don’t get it.

It references this:

CCJ was enraged at Salon and Gawker for their mean articles about him, so he solicited dirt on their writers, that’s how the guy reeled him in.

104 b.d.  Sep 9, 2014 5:27:01pm

re: #96 Charles Johnson

That guy told Chuck that he’d give him the dirt on Salon writers through Updog. Chuck said “What’s Updog?” The guy replied, “Not much, what’s up with you?”

Pretty silly, but hey.

*snort*

105 Rev_Arthur_Belling  Sep 9, 2014 5:27:47pm

re: #101 Kid A

Laura Ingraham. Tammy Bruce. Dana Loesch. There’s THREE, TOP THAT!!!

That rep. from N.C. Virginia Fox(?) Winnah!

106 jaunte  Sep 9, 2014 5:27:53pm

re: #101 Kid A

Andrea Tantaros.

107 allegro  Sep 9, 2014 5:27:54pm

re: #92 Targetpractice

Perhaps by “unprecedented,” he means as a spoiled child he’s never been told “No” and doesn’t know how to handle denial of his demands.

Wonder how many times he sued Mommy and Daddy.

108 Kid A  Sep 9, 2014 5:27:58pm

re: #104 b.d.

*snort*

I just spit wine on the carpet, thanks.

109 dog philosopher  Sep 9, 2014 5:29:10pm

“What’s Updog?” The guy replied, “Not much, what’s up with you?”

i haven’t heard that joke since the 20th century

110 BongCrodny  Sep 9, 2014 5:29:35pm

“Unprecedented” is an anagram of “untended creep.”

Just saying.

111 Rev_Arthur_Belling  Sep 9, 2014 5:29:37pm

Oh, FSM, I just thought of the ultimate RWNJ hack more detestable than Monica Crowley … Peggy Noonan!

112 Stanley Sea  Sep 9, 2014 5:30:05pm
113 BongCrodny  Sep 9, 2014 5:30:33pm

No one’s yet mentioned Victoria Jackson, and that woman gives me the friggin’ hives.

114 jaunte  Sep 9, 2014 5:31:03pm

re: #112 Stanley Sea

115 Rev_Arthur_Belling  Sep 9, 2014 5:31:40pm

re: #113 BongCrodny

No one’s yet mentioned Victoria Jackson, and that woman gives me the friggin’ hives.

Victoria Jackson was at least once funny. Once.

116 Charles Johnson  Sep 9, 2014 5:31:48pm

re: #103 goddamnedfrank

Ah, OK. I had the details slightly off, but same basic prank.

117 Kid A  Sep 9, 2014 5:32:22pm

re: #113 BongCrodny

No one’s yet mentioned Victoria Jackson, and that woman gives me the friggin’ hives.

118 Stanley Sea  Sep 9, 2014 5:32:51pm

re: #79 Kid A

There are many annoying RWNJ of the female persuasion, but can anyone name one more annoying than Monica Crowley?

Uh. Sister Sarah hands down.

Her last speech at some place they paid her, she yelled at POTUS for pulling out early (in Iraq) hardy har har.

She is despicable.

119 Rev_Arthur_Belling  Sep 9, 2014 5:33:40pm

re: #118 Stanley Sea

Uh. Sister Sarah hands down.

Her last speech at some place they paid her, she yelled at POTUS for pulling out early (in Iraq) hardy har har.

She is despicable.

Yeah, Monica Crowley doesn’t even make the top 10 most despicable RWNJ women.

120 dog philosopher  Sep 9, 2014 5:33:58pm

why can’t they just put jennifer tilly on teevee anytime they want a female person to comment on politics?

121 Skip Intro  Sep 9, 2014 5:34:08pm

re: #103 goddamnedfrank

“Let me see them and I won’t fuck you over”? That’s a bucket of laughs right there.

122 Rev_Arthur_Belling  Sep 9, 2014 5:36:39pm

BBL

123 Stanley Sea  Sep 9, 2014 5:37:04pm

re: #96 Charles Johnson

That guy told Chuck that he’d give him the dirt on Salon writers through Updog. Chuck said “What’s Updog?” The guy replied, “Not much, what’s up with you?”

Pretty silly, but hey.

L O L. Seriously.

Was it @DabAggin ?

Dude is killing it.

124 Skip Intro  Sep 9, 2014 5:37:26pm

If UpChuck says he’s buying an iWatch because it’s so cool, dump your Apple stock STAT!

125 Kid A  Sep 9, 2014 5:38:18pm

re: #123 Stanley Sea

L O L. Seriously.

Was it @DabAggin ?

Dude is killing it.

126 Pie-onist Overlord  Sep 9, 2014 5:38:56pm

MOAR wingnut despicability:

Scottie Nell Hughes
Joyce Meyer
Laurie Higgins

127 RealityBasedSteve  Sep 9, 2014 5:40:01pm

re: #103 goddamnedfrank

It references this:

[Embedded image]

CCJ was enraged at Salon and Gawker for their mean articles about him, so he solicited dirt on their writers, that’s how the guy reeled him in.

[Embedded content]

ROFLMAO!!!! I knew that when CCJ tried to turn his rapier wits on Slate and Gawker it was going to get amusing. I heard it in the long-ago as a henway. (Do you have a brown henway?…. What’s a henway….. Oh 6-7 pounds )

I think CCJ needs to hire some professional help…

Troll Hunter, he’s coming for you CCJ

128 dog philosopher  Sep 9, 2014 5:40:36pm

re: #127 RealityBasedSteve

Troll Hunter

ooo! ooo! i saw that!!

129 RealityBasedSteve  Sep 9, 2014 5:40:38pm

re: #109 dog philosopher

“What’s Updog?” The guy replied, “Not much, what’s up with you?”

i haven’t heard that joke since the 20th century

That makes me feel old. Jerk.

RBS

130 Kid A  Sep 9, 2014 5:41:12pm
131 Targetpractice  Sep 9, 2014 5:41:26pm

So Chucky’s saying he’ll appeal while the Freepers are now convinced that Eric Holder is pulling the strings in the MO justice system to keep these records sealed.

Excuse me while I pour another glass of schadenfreude.

132 goddamnedfrank  Sep 9, 2014 5:42:02pm

re: #123 Stanley Sea

L O L. Seriously.

Was it @DabAggin ?

Dude is killing it.

It was @erasmuslijn

133 RealityBasedSteve  Sep 9, 2014 5:42:11pm

re: #128 dog philosopher

ooo! ooo! i saw that!!

It’s actually a pretty good bad movie.

RBS

134 dog philosopher  Sep 9, 2014 5:42:20pm

re: #129 RealityBasedSteve

That makes me feel old. Jerk.

RBS

a coworker of mine keeps on saying to me

“hay is for horses!”

135 Stanley Sea  Sep 9, 2014 5:42:36pm

re: #103 goddamnedfrank

It references this:

[Embedded image]

CCJ was enraged at Salon and Gawker for their mean articles about him, so he solicited dirt on their writers, that’s how the guy reeled him in.

[Embedded content]

That was epic. EPIC JERRY.

136 WhatEVs  Sep 9, 2014 5:42:47pm

re: #88 Stanley Sea

OK, with the risk of making myself look more stupid. What does #updog reference?

I read the tweets but still don’t get it.

What’s UpDog?

Not much, dawg. What’s up with you?

137 dog philosopher  Sep 9, 2014 5:43:05pm

re: #133 RealityBasedSteve

It’s actually a pretty good bad movie.

RBS

i liked it!

besides which, how many norwegian movies do we get to see?

138 lawhawk  Sep 9, 2014 5:43:13pm
139 Stanley Sea  Sep 9, 2014 5:44:56pm

re: #105 Rev_Arthur_Belling

That rep. from N.C. Virginia Fox(?) Winnah!

V. Fox has been silent for a couple of years. Hmmmmm.

140 RealityBasedSteve  Sep 9, 2014 5:48:10pm

I especially like the smooth, subtle and understated way that he made that announcement on Twitter for the info.

CCJ, you’re not Babe Ruth, don’t stand there at home and point at the center field fence. It just pisses off the pitcher, and everybody will laugh as you take swinging strike three at a pitch outside and in the dirt.

Epic Fail all Around.

RBS

141 goddamnedfrank  Sep 9, 2014 5:50:14pm

Consistency, how does it fucking work.

142 Charles Johnson  Sep 9, 2014 5:51:23pm
143 Jenner7  Sep 9, 2014 5:51:29pm

GOPer Doubles Down On Excessive Black Voting Complaint: I Prefer ‘Educated Voters’

talkingpointsmemo.com

144 allegro  Sep 9, 2014 5:53:19pm

re: #141 goddamnedfrank

[Embedded content]

Consistency, how does it fucking work.

There’s also the concept of protecting the system from such frivolous intrusion. The records are sealed for a reason. If anyone could get them unsealed for stupid shit like this, the whole system fails.

145 dog philosopher  Sep 9, 2014 5:53:55pm

glad products co publishing ads about ‘feline fecal matter’???

see i told you these kids cant be trusted to run a century

146 Sherlock Hound  Sep 9, 2014 5:54:17pm

re: #105 Rev_Arthur_Belling

Mean Jean Schmidt. Our “own” Barbara Anderson.

147 dog philosopher  Sep 9, 2014 5:54:44pm

re: #143 Jenner7

GOPer Doubles Down On Excessive Black Voting Complaint: I Prefer ‘Educated Voters’

or, “how many ways can i insult black people and not get called on it?”

148 Sherlock Hound  Sep 9, 2014 5:55:23pm

re: #66 jaunte

Squeeee!

149 b.d.  Sep 9, 2014 5:55:24pm

re: #142 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

This deal is bigger than Holder, Mike Brown was a high ranking member of the Illuminati and part Rothschild.

//

150 Dr. Matt  Sep 9, 2014 5:56:46pm
151 Skip Intro  Sep 9, 2014 5:58:48pm

re: #141 goddamnedfrank

A question for the name callers . If there’s nothing there what are they hiding?

A graduate from Freeper University?

152 Skip Intro  Sep 9, 2014 5:59:24pm

re: #142 Charles Johnson

How come these public officials never have names?

153 b.d.  Sep 9, 2014 6:00:12pm

re: #152 Skip Intro

How come these public officials never have names?

Rob Ford is a public official.

Just sayin….

154 thedopefishlives  Sep 9, 2014 6:00:16pm

re: #152 Skip Intro

How come these public officials never have names?

Because the almighty Obama would retaliate against them, DUH. Come on, put your wingnut hat on. I know, it’s tough to pretend like you’ve had a frontal lobotomy, but at least try.

155 goddamnedfrank  Sep 9, 2014 6:01:28pm

re: #144 allegro

There’s also the concept of protecting the system from such frivolous intrusion. The records are sealed for a reason. If anyone could get them unsealed for stupid shit like this, the whole system fails.

That, and basic informational security. If you run a secure database and you’re halfway intelligent you’re going to check for authorization before, not after a query can even be submitted, so unauthorized users can’t glean any information about which queries produce results and which don’t. You’re going to shut unauthorized users out entirely.

156 Skip Intro  Sep 9, 2014 6:02:04pm

re: #154 thedopefishlives

Yet UpChuck lives on, as does his female twin, Orly Taitz.

157 Targetpractice  Sep 9, 2014 6:02:19pm

re: #142 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

And there you have it, Eric Holder’s keeping Chucky from proving that Brown was a violent, murderous thug. There’s no other reason that the courts would refuse him these records, like not wishing to set a precedent where anybody can ask to see a dead person’s juvenile records on the grounds that their death means they can’t keep secrets anymore.

158 thedopefishlives  Sep 9, 2014 6:03:07pm

re: #156 Skip Intro

Yet UpChuck lives on, as does his female twin, Orly Taitz.

You’re comparing UpChuck to The Worst Lawyer In The History Of The Universe? Wow. That’s really deep in the barrel of derp.

159 thedopefishlives  Sep 9, 2014 6:03:40pm

re: #156 Skip Intro

Yet UpChuck lives on, as does his female twin, Orly Taitz.

Oh, and also, something something I’m too big for Obama to murder something something tinfoil hat.

160 Skip Intro  Sep 9, 2014 6:07:07pm

re: #159 thedopefishlives

Oh, and also, something something I’m too big for Obama to murder something something tinfoil hat.

Oh no, Obama has been trying to murder Orly for years. He tampered with her car, and she was rear ended. Recently she had to buy a CPAP machine because all of Obama’s illegal aliens gave her TB.

Of course, she also has something 30 moving violations on her driving record, but that’s all due to Dictator Obama’s control of the police, JUST LIKE HITLER!

161 RealityBasedSteve  Sep 9, 2014 6:09:03pm

re: #160 Skip Intro

Oh no, Obama has been trying to murder Orly for years. He tampered with her car, and she was rear ended. Recently she had to buy a CPAP machine because all of Obama’s illegal aliens gave her TB.

Of course, she also has something 30 moving violations on her driving record, but that’s all due to Dictator Obama’s control of the police, JUST LIKE HITLER!

He also had the NSA hack her computer and put all kinds of virus on it. He did the same thing to Butterzillion. That’s all the proof anybody needs.

RBS

162 BeachDem  Sep 9, 2014 6:11:27pm

re: #142 Charles Johnson

Refresh my memory—has CCJ ever actually named any of his super-secret sources of bogus information?

163 thedopefishlives  Sep 9, 2014 6:16:09pm

re: #162 BeachDem

Refresh my memory—has CCJ ever actually named any of his super-secret sources of bogus information?

Nope, but we all know who they are anyway - the voices in his head.

164 makeitstop  Sep 9, 2014 6:33:15pm

re: #121 Skip Intro

“Let me see them and I won’t fuck you over”? That’s a bucket of laughs right there.

Request or threat?

165 WhatEVs  Sep 9, 2014 6:38:48pm

re: #150 Dr. Matt

[Embedded content]

Well that ought to piss off the TruBelievers. Awesome sauce!


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