Ridiculous Breitbart “News” Post of the Day: Demons Are Real!

They’re getting even loonier
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Yes, folks, we have our inadvertently hilarious right wing post of the day, courtesy of Breitbart “News,” where ace journalist Kate O’Hare is sounding the alert about… demons. Yes, I said demons. Watch out, the threat from them is real. This is nothing to play around with.

EXORCISTS WARN OF DANGER FROM OKLAHOMA CITY BLACK MASS.

A quick Google search shows that the image O’Hare lifted from the Associated Press without attribution was taken in 1967, and it probably came from this Russian website.

Yep, they really are getting this crazed over there. Demons, for Pete’s sake. I think it’s a law of the universe that all right wing “news” sites eventually devolve into clones of World Net Daily.

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140 comments

1 freetoken  Sep 19, 2014 12:51:36pm

The Brats probably liked the pic of the woman in underwear and angled a story to fill in around it.

2 Decatur Deb  Sep 19, 2014 12:52:09pm

If you wear a bikini at your Black Mass, you’re not going to conjure much more than an imp. it’s in the book.

3 freetoken  Sep 19, 2014 12:53:24pm

Wait until the Brat pack discover the Victoria’s Secret website - lots of wymyn in frilly little under-things.

4 piratedan  Sep 19, 2014 12:54:14pm

at first I thought their fears about the black mass was simply about three or four folks that aren’t skin pigmentationally challenged being seen together in a middle class neighborhood, but I guess that they’ve kind of trained me for that pavlovian response… ////

5 Decatur Deb  Sep 19, 2014 12:54:41pm

Is that the Shapiro kid back near the candles?

6 Kragar  Sep 19, 2014 12:55:31pm

“ARISE!”
“I already did!”
“Shup up Dave!”
“Sorry Steve.”
*Glare*
“I meant sorry, Lord Darkon, master of the night.”
“That’s better.”
“So.. can we skip ahead to the orgy now?”
“SHUT UP DAVE!”

7 leftynyc  Sep 19, 2014 12:56:46pm

I don’t usually do repeats but with the senate at risk, I really think this is important (and kinda amusing)

it seems like things in Kansas may get even more interesting. It seems Kobach needs permission from the feds to get the military/absentee ballots sent out a week later than they were to be sent and as yet he hasn’t petitioned them for that (they’re supposed to go out today)

talkingpointsmemo.com

8 Kragar  Sep 19, 2014 12:57:16pm

Its been my experience that 9 out of 10 “Satanists” are really just sarcastic agnostics

9 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Sep 19, 2014 1:00:20pm

I suppose it’s LaVey during the first Satanic wedding at CoS.

10 dog philosopher  Sep 19, 2014 1:00:47pm

looks like a fun party

11 Decatur Deb  Sep 19, 2014 1:00:47pm

re: #8 Kragar

Its been my experience that 9 out of 10 “Satanists” are really just sarcastic agnostics

One of the main satanists of the last couple decades was a fukn’ LTC at the Presidio. After his service, he wound up as a MI civilian working with some Pentagon weirdos, including the nutcase who launched Operation American Sproing.

12 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Sep 19, 2014 1:01:35pm

re: #8 Kragar

Its been my experience that 9 out of 10 “Satanists” are really just sarcastic agnostics

In my experience Satanists have mostly been social Darwinist, racist libertarians or totalitarians. But maybe that’s a Russian feature.

13 Ace-o-aces  Sep 19, 2014 1:01:42pm

You know, the Church of Satan is very pro-free market. You’d think conservatives would be more supportive of them.

14 dog philosopher  Sep 19, 2014 1:02:28pm

Just How Dumb Are Republicans, Anyway??

Congratulations to the Scots for rejecting the siren call of separating from the UK in order to attempt to become a Scandinavian socialist-style state

15 freetoken  Sep 19, 2014 1:02:29pm

Meanwhile, in this little corner of the continent:

Escondido School Board Candidates on Creationism, Prayer, Tenure

Both candidates competing to represent Area 4 of the Escondido Union (elementary) School District told Escondido Democrats in a forum September 13 support teaching creationism alongside science in the classroom. Incumbent Board Member Marty Hranek said it is “important to offer different viewpoints and state the facts as they are. There’s a lot of very good research out there for multiple philosophies.” Zesty Harper, who is challenging Hranek, said “I’m a Christian and I believe God created the earth. I think we should offer both views… in a non-biased way.” Hranek later sent an email attempting to backtrack from his comments, writing “I do not agree that ‘creationism’ should be taught as curriculum in public schools.”

It’s the perpetual question.

16 Kragar  Sep 19, 2014 1:02:43pm

re: #12 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

In my experience Satanists have mostly been social Darwinist, racist libertarians or totalitarians. But maybe that’s a Russian feature.

Might be a regional thing

17 dog philosopher  Sep 19, 2014 1:04:16pm

re: #11 Decatur Deb

Operation American Sproing.

does that involve gerald mc boing boing?

18 Decatur Deb  Sep 19, 2014 1:05:00pm

re: #17 dog philosopher

does that involve gerald mc boing boing?

That was the noise it made when it crashed and burned.

19 A Mom Anon  Sep 19, 2014 1:05:29pm

Am I going to Hell for not being able to stop laughing at this ridiculous bullshit?

20 wrenchwench  Sep 19, 2014 1:05:36pm

In Shiplord Kirel’s absence, I offer this.

21 ComradeDread  Sep 19, 2014 1:06:55pm

From my understanding, the modern day Satanists are more hardcore humanist atheists or agnostics who enjoy freaking religious folks out, not demon summoning sorcerers lurking in dark basements.

Aside from which, I thought the demons had already taken over America through Dungeons and Dragons and backwards messages recorded on to rock and roll LPs.

Aside from aside from which, a good many theologians reject the idea of a world full of angels and demons battling it out for the souls of mankind. Mankind does a pretty awesome job of destroying himself.

22 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Sep 19, 2014 1:08:01pm

Here’s the main Russian Satanist. Who is also a Stalinist, Holocaust denier, social-nationalist or whatever it is called - you get the picture.

23 Dr Lizardo  Sep 19, 2014 1:09:00pm

re: #22 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

Here’s the main Russian Satanist. Who is also a Stalinist, Holocaust denier, social-nationalist or whatever it is called - you get the picture.

[Embedded image]

24 wrenchwench  Sep 19, 2014 1:09:41pm

re: #22 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

Here’s the main Russian Satanist. Who is also a Stalinist, Holocaust denier, social-nationalist or whatever it is called - you get the picture.

[Embedded image]

Is that a bag of *gasp* CANDY CORN he’s holding?

25 Decatur Deb  Sep 19, 2014 1:09:44pm

re: #21 ComradeDread

You’re talking about the Satanic People’s Front of Pismo Beach, not the Pismo Beach Satanic People’s Front. They’re true believers.

26 darthstar  Sep 19, 2014 1:09:46pm

re: #22 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

I don’t get it…he’s showing off the yellow pages?

27 Charles Johnson  Sep 19, 2014 1:10:14pm

re: #22 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

Here’s the main Russian Satanist. Who is also a Stalinist, Holocaust denier, social-nationalist or whatever it is called - you get the picture.

[Embedded image]

He seems nice.

28 bratwurst  Sep 19, 2014 1:10:24pm

re: #22 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

you get the picture.

[Embedded image]

I do…but sincerely wish I hadn’t!

29 dog philosopher  Sep 19, 2014 1:10:50pm

re: #12 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

In my experience Satanists have mostly been social Darwinist, racist libertarians or totalitarians. But maybe that’s a Russian feature.

in my experience satanists have mostly been high school students looking for reasons to have parties that will really really shock their parents

30 EPR-radar  Sep 19, 2014 1:11:14pm

re: #21 ComradeDread

From my understanding, the modern day Satanists are more hardcore humanist atheists or agnostics who enjoy freaking religious folks out, not demon summoning sorcerers lurking in dark basements.

Aside from which, I thought the demons had already taken over America through Dungeons and Dragons and backwards messages recorded on to rock and roll LPs.

Aside from aside from which, a good many theologians reject the idea of a world full of angels and demons battling it out for the souls of mankind. Mankind does a pretty awesome job of destroying himself.

If one were to look for demonic influence in the US today, I think the first piece of evidence to consider would be the state of the GOP and the conservative movement. The ongoing moral rot from implementation of the southern strategy is especially on-point.

31 brennant  Sep 19, 2014 1:11:43pm

re: #22 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

What has been seen… cannot be unseen. re: #22 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

Here’s the main Russian Satanist. Who is also a Stalinist, Holocaust denier, social-nationalist or whatever it is called - you get the picture.

[Embedded image]

32 Decatur Deb  Sep 19, 2014 1:12:53pm

re: #22 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

Here’s the main Russian Satanist. Who is also a Stalinist, Holocaust denier, social-nationalist or whatever it is called - you get the picture.

[Embedded image]

He has a better-armed American cousin:

Image: Awesome2.jpg

(I wouldn’t visit that associated web site without gingerly checking it out.)

33 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Sep 19, 2014 1:13:30pm

re: #24 wrenchwench

Tomatoes?

34 Bulworth  Sep 19, 2014 1:14:12pm
A quick Google search shows that the image O’Hare lifted from the Associated Press without attribution was taken in 1967, and it probably came from this Russian website.

Yeah, was thinking it had a very Black Sabbath-era look to it.

And by amazing coincidence I happen to have Black Sabbath’s Sabbath, Bloody Sabbath in the audio drive thing just now.

amazon.com

35 EPR-radar  Sep 19, 2014 1:14:50pm

re: #22 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

It’s one thing to be a Satanist. It’s a different (and altogether more bizarre) thing to (apparently) allow such a flattering photograph to go out in public.

36 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Sep 19, 2014 1:15:15pm

re: #32 Decatur Deb

I’ve read about that guy - he has a good sense of humor and is overall a gentleman.

37 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Sep 19, 2014 1:15:49pm

re: #35 EPR-radar

Nowadays he’s more like this:

38 Decatur Deb  Sep 19, 2014 1:16:01pm

re: #36 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

I’ve read about that guy - he has a good sense of humor and is overall a gentleman.

The American or the Russian?

39 A Mom Anon  Sep 19, 2014 1:16:02pm

re: #21 ComradeDread

I used to travel in pagan circles and the self proclaimed Satanists I met were really not much more than disgruntled Christians.”Let’s just be opposite of the Bible, that should do it”. More than a couple of them said they couldn’t see the beauty in nature and felt no sort of emotional attachment, even to their own kids. Creeped me out. But that whole scene wore thin for me really quick. The final straw was when some woman/ wiccan priestess/ herb proprietress told me that my son had been hers in a previous life and I was a bad mom for him in this life. Umm, ok, I’ll be going now, kaithanksbyenow.

40 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Sep 19, 2014 1:16:49pm

re: #38 Decatur Deb

The American or the Russian?

The American. The Russian is a total douche.

41 Bulworth  Sep 19, 2014 1:17:12pm

re:
#15

“I’m a Christian and I believe God created the earth. I think we should offer both views… in a non-biased way. For example we have to let kids know they didn’t come from monkeys and encourage them to ask that if evolution is true, why are there still monkeys and things of that nature. ”

Modified.

42 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Sep 19, 2014 1:21:11pm

This guy - the Russian Satanist - is an official CoS member (bought for $100). but nowadays of course condemns them because they’re pro-gay, libertarian etc.

43 leftynyc  Sep 19, 2014 1:22:52pm

Looks like Kobach has caved. Ballots will be sent out without the Democrat’s (any Democrat) name on it.

talkingpointsmemo.com

44 Charles Johnson  Sep 19, 2014 1:24:56pm
45 Charles Johnson  Sep 19, 2014 1:25:59pm
46 leftynyc  Sep 19, 2014 1:27:47pm

And now Sarah Palin is posting on facebook about how proud she is of her thug daughter “standing up for family”.

talkingpointsmemo.com

47 lawhawk  Sep 19, 2014 1:27:59pm

Update to yesterday’s story about Drudge, the AAPS, and the ebola epidemic.

Drudge now links to WND and the threat to US soldiers being deployed to the region to provide assistance.

According to WND (link donotlink’d) a different AAPS doctor, Lee Heib, it’s now apparently irresponsible for President Obama to send troops to provide logistics to help stop the Ebola epidemic across West Africa.

“You can see that these doctors, who are highly trained people, got themselves infected,” said Dr. Lee Hieb, former president of the Association of American Physicians and Surgeons. “So sending troops into an area, if they’re dealing one-on-one with a patient, they’re not going to be able to protect themselves very well. It’s not easy to [prevent transmission], because you get tired and you get careless and you make some simple mistakes. All it takes is one virus particle.”

Dr. Hieb said quarantine measures should be taken to control the outbreak and prevent Ebola from coming to America.

“You don’t get Ebola from Europe,” she told WND. “You get Ebola from Africa. And it’s a really simple formula: Don’t let people fly to America if they’ve been to areas where there’s an outbreak. When there’s an outbreak, stop air [traffic] flow.”

Still more purposeful misinformation since the US mission will not put the troops in direct contact with those with the virus. It’s a logistics, training, and support mission for those who are providing direct medical assistance.

It’s not without risk, but the troops going in are there supporting CDC, USAID, and other agencies providing assistance.

[added]
And who is Lee Heib? She’s running for Governor in Iowa who wants to repeal common core (among many other government programs), and adheres to the same wingnutty principles that the AAPS spreads.

48 aagcobb  Sep 19, 2014 1:28:11pm

re: #44 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

Nice work if you can get it.

49 aagcobb  Sep 19, 2014 1:29:28pm

re: #43 leftynyc

Looks like Kobach has caved. Ballots will be sent out without the Democrat’s (any Democrat) name on it.

talkingpointsmemo.com

If a court does order the Democrats to select a new nominee, they ought to select Orman.

50 Charles Johnson  Sep 19, 2014 1:29:32pm
51 GeneJockey  Sep 19, 2014 1:30:04pm

re: #44 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

The older boy liked a song I was playing in the car last night, so he asked if he could grab it from my iTunes library to put on his iPhone. He plugs into the computer, opens up iTunes on his phone and says,

“U2? WTF is U2 doing there? I didn’t buy that!”

52 Pie-onist Overlord  Sep 19, 2014 1:31:40pm

I had a relative who joined the Church of Satan, mainly for the fun times, the altar non-virgins and the cocaines.

Satan laughed when he got arrested for drug possession and using teenage prostitutes.

My grandmother gave him a bunch of money and his soon-to-be ex-wife wrote indignant letters to the editor of the SF Chronicle exclaiming that they just enjoyed cocktails, witty dinner parties and 1940’s noir films with their good neighbor Mr. LaVay and OF COURSE THEY DID NOT EAT A ROAST HUMAN LEG because eww that’s just gross.

53 Ace-o-aces  Sep 19, 2014 1:32:04pm

re: #14 dog philosopher

Just How Dumb Are Republicans, Anyway??

Congratulations to the Scots for rejecting the siren call of separating from the UK in order to attempt to become a Scandinavian socialist-style state

Yeah, Scandinavia….that low-crime, high standard of living shit-hole!

54 Pie-onist Overlord  Sep 19, 2014 1:32:51pm

re: #53 Ace-o-aces

Yeah, Scandinavia….that low-crime, high standard of living shit-hole!

And all Teh Gheys & their Ghey Weddings.

55 Flying Squirrel Girl  Sep 19, 2014 1:32:57pm

re: #24 wrenchwench

Is that a bag of *gasp* CANDY CORN he’s holding?

Why I stopped eating candy corn (aside from the fact that I grew up): My sister had a bowl of candy corn on the coffee table, and a mouse in the house. Over time, the mouse at the orange and yellow parts of the candy corn, but left the white tips. WHY???

56 GeneJockey  Sep 19, 2014 1:33:09pm

re: #39 A Mom Anon

I used to travel in pagan circles and the self proclaimed Satanists I met were really not much more than disgruntled Christians.”Let’s just be opposite of the Bible, that should do it”. More than a couple of them said they couldn’t see the beauty in nature and felt no sort of emotional attachment, even to their own kids. Creeped me out. But that whole scene wore thin for me really quick. The final straw was when some woman/ wiccan priestess/ herb proprietress told me that my son had been hers in a previous life and I was a bad mom for him in this life. Umm, ok, I’ll be going now, kaithanksbyenow.

Pagan Circles? Like this?

A Pagan Circle

57 ausador  Sep 19, 2014 1:35:51pm

So Chucks Freudian slip is showing in his article on McCain meeting with ISIS terrorists in Syria. The Northern Storm Brigade, which he had already named correctly elsewhere in the article became…

Storm Brigade becomes Storm Front.

58 Bulworth  Sep 19, 2014 1:35:54pm

re:
#50

Apparently they’ve replaced their lawyer.

Seriously.

talkingpointsmemo.com

59 freetoken  Sep 19, 2014 1:36:08pm

Often here we touch on creationism, and it’s my contention that said beliefs are tightly coupled with several of the other, according to us anyway, backwards ways of thinking (racism, bigotry) so common in the “right” or “conservative” movement.

There is much background to these connections of creationism and theology to ugly paleo-consevatives, and I’m glad that a new book was flagged by popular blogger Peter Enns, which brought it to my attention:
Evolution, the Bible, and Presbyterians in the Civil War South (or, please stop the merry-go-round I’m getting nauseous)

The book title is: Storm of Words: Science, Religion, and Evolution in the Civil War Era

From the publisher’s website:

Storm of Words is a study of the ways that southern Presbyterians in the wake of the Civil War contended with a host of cultural and theological questions, chief among them developments in natural history and evolution.

Southern Presbyterian theologians enjoyed a prominent position in antebellum southern culture. Respected for both their erudition and elite constituency, these theologians identified the southern society as representing a divine, Biblically ordained order. Beginning in the 1840s, however, this facile identification became more difficult to maintain, colliding first with antislavery polemics, then with Confederate defeat and reconstruction, and later with women’s rights, philosophical empiricism, literary criticisms of the Bible, and that most salient symbol of modernity, natural science.

As Monte Harrell Hampton shows in Storm of Words, modern science seemed most explicitly to express the rationalistic spirit of the age and threaten the Protestant conviction that science was the faithful “handmaid” of theology. [story of James Woodrow reprised.] The traditionalists’ view, however, remained interwoven with their identity as defenders of the Lost Cause and guardians of southern culture.

The ensuing debate triggered Woodrow’s dismissal. It also capped a modernity crisis experienced by an influential group of southern intellectuals who were grappling with the nature of knowledge, both scientific and religious, and its relationship to culture—a culture attempting to define itself in the shadow of the Civil War and Reconstruction.

It looks like it might be worth a gander. It’s an academic book, though, so it’s not cheap.

60 Lidane  Sep 19, 2014 1:36:14pm

re: #8 Kragar

Its been my experience that 9 out of 10 “Satanists” are really just sarcastic agnostics

In my experience they’re pagans who chafe at all faerie talk and glitter from some of the really fluffy Wiccans, so they go in the total opposite direction and start babbling about Satanism.

61 Dr Lizardo  Sep 19, 2014 1:36:33pm

62 wrenchwench  Sep 19, 2014 1:37:51pm

re: #55 Flying Squirrel Girl

Why I stopped eating candy corn (aside from the fact that I grew up): My sister had a bowl of candy corn on the coffee table, and a mouse in the house. Over time, the mouse at the orange and yellow parts of the candy corn, but left the white tips. WHY???

And what were the little black things it left with them!?!?!?

63 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Sep 19, 2014 1:38:02pm

LaVey was just a guy who knew how to have fun - and to make some bucks while at it.

64 Lidane  Sep 19, 2014 1:38:33pm

re: #63 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

LaVey was just a guy who knew how to have fun - and make some bucks while having it.

Just like L. Ron Hubbard.

65 Bulworth  Sep 19, 2014 1:39:23pm

Just got a John Bolton promoted tweet and I’m pretty sure it’s real, but the avi of Bolton is kind of not really flattering. His face is all screwed up like he just farted in an elevator.

Anyway, bu-locked.

66 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Sep 19, 2014 1:39:25pm

re: #64 Lidane

Hubbard was evil and manipulative. And died an outlaw. I wouldn’t compare them.

67 wrenchwench  Sep 19, 2014 1:41:12pm
68 A Mom Anon  Sep 19, 2014 1:44:56pm

re: #56 GeneJockey

Nothing so glamorous as that. More like weekly meetings at the local Border’s bookstore, which is now closed. Coincidence???? Only Satan knows for sure…moohahahahahaha!

69 GeneJockey  Sep 19, 2014 1:47:40pm

re: #68 A Mom Anon

Nothing so glamorous as that. More like weekly meetings at the local Border’s bookstore, which is now closed. Coincidence???? Only Satan knows for sure…moohahahahahaha!

Not concidence at all! The local Borders now becomes the Halloween Superstore every October!!!!

70 Eventual Carrion  Sep 19, 2014 1:48:38pm

re: #32 Decatur Deb

He has a better-armed American cousin:

Image: Awesome2.jpg

(I wouldn’t visit that associated web site without gingerly checking it out.)

HA, That is who I thought it was when I first saw the picture.

71 Higgs Boson's Mate  Sep 19, 2014 1:50:06pm

re: #69 GeneJockey

Not concidence at all! The local Borders now becomes the Halloween Superstore every October!!!!

That means that Satan is Winning! <Shrieks and runs for the hills.>

72 GeneJockey  Sep 19, 2014 1:51:01pm

re: #71 Higgs Boson’s Mate

That means that Satan is Winning! <Shrieks and runs for the hills.>

And remember - “Santa” is “Satan” spelled sideways!

73 Targetpractice  Sep 19, 2014 1:53:21pm

re: #71 Higgs Boson’s Mate

That means that Satan is Winning! <Shrieks and runs for the hills.>

Hail Satin!

Er, wait…

//

74 GeneJockey  Sep 19, 2014 1:55:09pm

re: #73 Targetpractice

Hail Satin!

Er, wait…

//

“You have a cat, named Bubbles?”

“Yes..?”

“Isn’t it true that it’s short for … BEELZEBUBBLES?!?”

75 Eventual Carrion  Sep 19, 2014 1:55:55pm

Damn

76 Rightwingconspirator  Sep 19, 2014 1:56:13pm

Well how many applications might this job garner?!

Best Job Posting Ever Seeks Sex-Loving Pothead

The Cannabist launched just days before Colorado’s legal recreational marijuana dispensaries first opened their doors to sell weed to adults on Jan. 1, 2014. It has since covered all things marijuana — from business to politics to strain reviews — and will now, apparently, cover sex.

So, what exactly will a “sex columnist, with a weed focus” write about? Here’s what’s required for the job:

Our new freelance columnist will write about sex, relationships, intimacy, gender issues and more as it all relates to a world where marijuana is becoming legal — and oftentimes present in the bedroom. Our columnist will write about his or her own history, address trends, review related products and answer reader questions. This is a paid freelance position, and our ideal candidate will truly put him or herself out there.

77 dog philosopher  Sep 19, 2014 2:00:05pm

re: #71 Higgs Boson’s Mate

That means that Satan is Winning! <Shrieks and runs for the hills.>

i hear he is poised to make gains in the midterms

78 ausador  Sep 19, 2014 2:00:33pm

re: #75 Eventual Carrion

“Spider Man” motorcycle crash has been pretty popular, dude did make an amazing landing…

google.com

79 ausador  Sep 19, 2014 2:01:08pm

re: #77 dog philosopher

i hear he is poised to make gains in the midterms

QFT

80 EPR-radar  Sep 19, 2014 2:08:35pm

re: #77 dog philosopher

i hear he is poised to make gains in the midterms

If I believed in literal Satan, Hell and demons, I think I’d have to start a betting pool on the election cycle in which the GOP convention first opens up a rift to the ninth circle of Hell.

81 Rightwingconspirator  Sep 19, 2014 2:09:22pm

We got these Demons… But first you have to be able to Imagine Dragons.

Video

82 freetoken  Sep 19, 2014 2:11:16pm

Speaking of Satan, Pierce dives right in:

IN WHICH I DESPAIR OF THE REBRANDING

A contributor to the Great Orange Satan has discovered that a Republican congressional candidate in the newly insane state of North Carolina is even crazier than his state has become.

It’s a link to a story about the candidate, and likely to be elected, Mark Walker, who mentioned he’d go to war with Mexico.

83 makeitstop  Sep 19, 2014 2:11:39pm

OT: We just got buzzed by an F-15. Flew low over our house, swung around and headed back towards McArthur Airport on LI. Weird.

84 Lidane  Sep 19, 2014 2:12:40pm

SCIENCE!

Fischer: Rising Sea Levels Are Of No Concern Because God Will Never Destroy The Earth With Flood Waters

“People have been out there wringing their hands and trying to stir up all this agitation and fear because the oceans are going to rise, Manhattan is going to be under twenty feet of water, Hawaii is going to disappear under the waves,” Fischer said dismissively before assuring his audience that none of this would ever happen because, in Genesis 9 “God says ‘look, I am not going to destroy the earth with the waters of a flood ever again.”

“Every time you see a rainbow in the sky,” he said, “that’s what it is all about.”

85 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Sep 19, 2014 2:14:33pm

re: #82 freetoken

GOS is DailyKos’ nickname.

86 freetoken  Sep 19, 2014 2:16:07pm

The Christian Post have their own article about the Oklahoma Black Mass:

Oklahoma Christians in Final Push Against Satanic Black Mass; Archbishop Warns Demonic Activity, Evil Forces Are ‘Very Real’

Oklahoma City Archbishop Paul S. Coakley has warned that demonic activity and evil forces are “very real” ahead of Sunday’s satanic “black mass” scheduled to take place at the Civic Center Music Hall. Over 215,000 people in total have signed petitions against the sold-out mass, but local officials are set to allow the satanic ceremony to take place.

“In spite of an overwhelming outcry of alarm from around the world, our city leaders will allow this outrage to take place in a publicly supported facility. They will not accede to the reasonable requests of local citizens to stop this outright mockery of the Catholic mass nor the reasonable concerns of so many that this satanic ritual invokes powers of evil and invites them into our community,” Coakley wrote on the Archdiocese of Oklahoma City website under an article titled “The Hour Has Come.”

“Even though our city leaders apparently do not take this threat seriously, I do. As a Catholic priest and bishop I have witnessed in my ministry the battle between forces of good and evil in both ordinary and extraordinary ways,” the bishop’s message continued.

[…]

87 Kragar  Sep 19, 2014 2:16:35pm

re: #84 Lidane

SCIENCE!

Fischer: Rising Sea Levels Are Of No Concern Because God Will Never Destroy The Earth With Flood Waters

HAHA! Stupid scientists have been wasting years studying and measuring the phenomenon while all the while, they could have just looked up a 3,000 year old Middle Eastern folktale and answered the whole thing.

I bet they feel dumb now.

88 Mattand  Sep 19, 2014 2:16:53pm

re: #84 Lidane

SCIENCE!

Fischer: Rising Sea Levels Are Of No Concern Because God Will Never Destroy The Earth With Flood Waters

“Every time you see a rainbow in the sky,” he said, “that’s what it is all about”

I thought rainbows were about tracking down the leprechauns at their ends, and mugging them for their pots of gold.

89 freetoken  Sep 19, 2014 2:17:10pm

re: #85 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

GOS is DailyKos’ nickname.

I thought it was timely that Pierce mentioned it though, as it brings us back to the links earlier today about Walker.

90 Kragar  Sep 19, 2014 2:20:58pm

Apparently, the rumors are true, a Deadpool film is in the works, to be released Spring of 2016.

Youtube Video

This is only early test footage, not the finished product

91 Archangelus  Sep 19, 2014 2:21:57pm

re: #22 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

Here’s the main Russian Satanist. Who is also a Stalinist, Holocaust denier, social-nationalist or whatever it is called - you get the picture.

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This also seems appropriate:





Now excuse me while i go drown myself in this:

92 EPR-radar  Sep 19, 2014 2:22:07pm

re: #88 Mattand

I thought rainbows were about tracking down the leprechauns at their ends, and mugging them for their pots of gold.

For my part, I like how a little bit of science can let one calculate the angles for a single and double rainbow from the geometry of a water drop, and these angles agree with observations.

Far more interesting than some mythical explicit promise to never again do something which hadn’t happened in the first place.

93 Targetpractice  Sep 19, 2014 2:22:18pm

re: #90 Kragar

Apparently, the rumors are true, a Deadpool film is in the works, to be released Spring of 2016.

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This is only early test footage, not the finished product

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94 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Sep 19, 2014 2:23:59pm

re: #91 Archangelus

The details of his private life are even more, um, interesting than this photo. It’s as bad as you can imagine.

95 Targetpractice  Sep 19, 2014 2:27:53pm

Now, if only Ryan Reynolds can just give us 1 1/2 to 2 hours of pure joke-cracking awesomeness, we might begin to forgive him for that godawful comic book film whose name we do not speak.

96 GeneJockey  Sep 19, 2014 2:27:56pm

re: #92 EPR-radar

For my part, I like how a little bit of science can let one calculate the angles for a single and double rainbow from the geometry of a water drop, and these angles agree with observations.

Far more interesting than some mythical explicit promise to never again do something which hadn’t happened in the first place.

YOU NONBELIEVERS TAKE ALL THE WONDER OUT OF LIFE!!!

I’ve never been able to understand how all this cool shit having been built to specification is somehow more wonderful than understanding how it really all works, and how cool shit like jellyfish and bats came to be.

97 Lidane  Sep 19, 2014 2:29:48pm

re: #95 Targetpractice

Now, if only Ryan Reynolds can just give us 1 1/2 to 2 hours of pure joke-cracking awesomeness, we might begin to forgive him for that godawful comic book film whose name we do not speak.

If it looks anything like that test footage they “leaked” online I’ll be happy.

98 Pie-onist Overlord  Sep 19, 2014 2:29:48pm

Welp I have a bunch of “Christian patriots” jumping down my throat because I said ISIS was to Islam like KKK & Christian Identity are to Christianity

99 makeitstop  Sep 19, 2014 2:31:34pm

re: #83 makeitstop

OT: We just got buzzed by an F-15. Flew low over our house, swung around and headed back towards McArthur Airport on LI. Weird.

Mystery solved - it was actually an F-16, one of two that will fly over Yankee Stadium tonight for Derek Jeter’s final home stand.

100 aagcobb  Sep 19, 2014 2:31:56pm

Yesterday Boehner attacked the unemployed for wanting to sit around all day instead of getting a job.

101 Targetpractice  Sep 19, 2014 2:32:44pm

re: #100 aagcobb

Yesterday Boehner attacked the unemployed for wanting to sit around all day instead of getting a job.

As opposed to sitting around all day collecting a paycheck, which is the exclusive privilege of politicians.

102 Romantic Heretic  Sep 19, 2014 2:34:18pm

re: #46 leftynyc

And now Sarah Palin is posting on facebook about how proud she is of her thug daughter “standing up for family”.

talkingpointsmemo.com

In other words, “Now that the press is looking somewhere else (Damn, they’ve got short attention spans) I can totally brag about how my family won the fight they started.”

103 Pie-onist Overlord  Sep 19, 2014 2:35:16pm

Shit now I’m being swarmed with racist derp

104 Pie-onist Overlord  Sep 19, 2014 2:35:37pm
105 GeneJockey  Sep 19, 2014 2:37:12pm

re: #104 Pie-onist Overlord

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Ask her if she knows that ‘No True Scotsman’ is a FALLACY, not an ARGUMENT.

106 Feline Fearless Leader  Sep 19, 2014 2:38:40pm

re: #88 Mattand

I thought rainbows were about tracking down the leprechauns at their ends, and mugging them for their pots of gold.

That’s why the leprechauns are working on those decoy circular rainbows that people were posting pictures of last night. The hunters get stuck traveling in circles like ants and then die.
///

107 GeneJockey  Sep 19, 2014 2:42:42pm

re: #104 Pie-onist Overlord

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She’s saying you should take the word of a Christian about who is and isn’t Christian, but you should not take the word of a Muslim about who is and isn’t Muslim.

108 klys  Sep 19, 2014 2:44:32pm
109 Bubblehead II  Sep 19, 2014 2:46:22pm

re: #107 GeneJockey

She’s saying you should take the word of a Christian about who is and isn’t Christian, but you should not take the word of a Muslim about who is and isn’t Muslim.

Pretty much.

110 GeneJockey  Sep 19, 2014 2:46:53pm

re: #108 klys

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WHEEEEATOOONNNNNN!!!!

/sheldoncooper

111 dog philosopher  Sep 19, 2014 2:47:11pm

re: #107 GeneJockey

She’s saying you should take the word of a Christian about who is and isn’t Christian, but you should not take the word of a Muslim about who is and isn’t Muslim.

or worse, apparently we are supposed to take the word of self proclaimed christians about ‘what muslims believe’, just like we are supposed to take the word of right wingers about ‘what liberals believe’

112 Targetpractice  Sep 19, 2014 2:48:07pm

re: #108 klys

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Shut up, Wesley!

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113 Feline Fearless Leader  Sep 19, 2014 2:49:03pm

re: #111 dog philosopher

or worse, apparently we are supposed to take the word of self proclaimed christians about ‘what muslims believe’, just like we are supposed to take the word of right wingers about ‘what liberals believe’

Respect and obey their authority - otherwise you’re oppressing them!
/

114 GeneJockey  Sep 19, 2014 2:49:22pm

re: #109 Bubblehead II

Pretty much.

Because of TAQQIYYAAA!!!1!11!, presumably.TAQQIYYAAA!!1!!11!

115 dog philosopher  Sep 19, 2014 3:04:13pm

We have found copies, or people along the border, have found
Muslim clothing, they have found Quran books that are laying on the side of the trail

do i even have to say how ridiculous it is to think that mooslims done come over the border wearing “mooslim” clothing which for some reason they have been wearing while in mexico but that they then discard in the desert - and, even more ridiculous, that they then throw away copies of the quran, which act in islam is pretty much sacrilegious

116 GeneJockey  Sep 19, 2014 3:06:25pm

re: #115 dog philosopher

We have found copies, or people along the border, have found
Muslim clothing, they have found Quran books that are laying on the side of the trail

do i even have to say how ridiculous it is to think that mooslims done come over the border wearing “mooslim” clothing which for some reason they have been wearing while in mexico but that they then discard in the desert - and, even more ridiculous, that they then throw away copies of the quran, which act in islam is pretty much sacrilegious

“Quran books’? They probably meant ‘crayon books’, i.e. coloring books.

117 sagehen  Sep 19, 2014 3:06:31pm

Let the witch hunts begin.

118 lawhawk  Sep 19, 2014 3:07:00pm

Well, I’ll be damned. Turns out the claims that the Bridgegate scandal were dead and that Gov. Chris Christie was vindicated was, well, oversold.

The earlier reports that the feds weren’t pursuing charges was - wrong.

The federal prosecutor has yet to file charges, but the investigation continues.

119 Targetpractice  Sep 19, 2014 3:08:33pm

re: #118 lawhawk

Well, I’ll be damned. Turns out the claims that the Bridgegate scandal were dead and that Gov. Chris Christie was vindicated was, well, oversold.

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The earlier reports that the feds weren’t pursuing charges was - wrong.

The federal prosecutor has yet to file charges, but the investigation continues.

I knew when I saw the report over at TPM of the Feds not yet connecting Christie to the scandal that the Old Media would rapidly jump on it and misinterpret the report as a sign that the Feds were no longer looking at Christie.

120 darthstar  Sep 19, 2014 3:09:33pm
121 freetoken  Sep 19, 2014 3:14:52pm

It looks like Arctic sea ice extent has hit its minimum for the year:

Image: arcticictn_nowcast_anim30d.gif

Since it wasn’t less than last year get ready for claims of Arctic ice “restoring”, “rebuilding”, blah blah blah….

122 Shiplord Kirel  Sep 19, 2014 3:16:47pm

re: #20 wrenchwench

In Shiplord Kirel’s absence, I offer this.

Here I am! Thanks for posting this.

Not all fundamentalists believe in this supernatural claptrap but enough do to make it absolutely endemic in fundy infested areas like Lubbock and the Fort Worth suburbs.
I have had people react negatively to my interest in astronomy because they confuse it with astrology, for example.
I heard from one fundy that images of frogs would summon demons. He forbade his children to watch Sesame Street and Kermit as a result. I was amazed to learn that this literal demonizing of our amphibious friends is actually fairly common.
The anagram of “SANTA” and “SATAN” was featured as a “church lady” joke on SNL, but it is taken seriously by a fair number of fundies. Teachers tell me they routinely receive complaints and admonitions about Kermit and Santa from irate fundy parents. What blighted lives these children must live.
I have jokingly mentioned my odd status as a “Stonehenge baby” (born on the summer solstice within sight of the monument), and the new agey girlfriend who thought this endowed me with great paranormal power. What I did not mention was the fundamentalists who took this just as seriously when I mentioned it in my newspaper column some years ago. They were sure I some kind of druid infiltrator spreading pagan cooties through Gawd’s country. Some (many in fact) suspect that high intelligence in and of itself is evidence of an alliance with Dark Forces.
It is amazing and discouraging that this flummery even exists, let alone flourishes, in the twenty-first century. I take some comfort from the extent to which it is mocked and ridiculed in the media, as it should be.

123 darthstar  Sep 19, 2014 3:19:13pm

We had people who worked from home today so they could get their new iPhone 6. We had people have their iPhone 6 and 6 plus delivered to the office. We now have people taking pictures of all the different iPhone versions side by side.

iPhones are a bigger distraction than the cases of beer in the fridge.

124 De Kolta Chair  Sep 19, 2014 3:20:26pm

The jazzier side of the devil

125 lawhawk  Sep 19, 2014 3:22:54pm

re: #123 darthstar

You had me at beer.

126 darthstar  Sep 19, 2014 3:28:15pm
127 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Sep 19, 2014 3:29:38pm

re: #126 darthstar

How about not having any sportsmen for gods? //

128 sagehen  Sep 19, 2014 3:33:10pm

re: #127 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

How about not having any sportsmen for gods? //

Except maybe Magic Johnson.

129 Bubblehead II  Sep 19, 2014 3:34:36pm

re: #127 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

How about not having any sportsmen for gods? //

How about no gods OR goddess’s?

130 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Sep 19, 2014 3:35:35pm

re: #129 Bubblehead II

How about no gods OR goddess’s?

Suits me, but if one has to have some, it’s better to choose acc. to other criteria…

131 Death Panel Truck  Sep 19, 2014 3:36:31pm

You think this is crazy? Try reading Right Wing Watch. There are stories there about shit 1,000x crazier than this every day.

Did you know, for example, that the government is building “Nazi-style” concentration camps and gas chambers? There’s one being built in Kentucky right now!

132 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Sep 19, 2014 3:38:21pm

re: #131 Death Panel Truck

Naturally, the interview ended with Howard-Browne reading a list of quotes about the coming one world government, which will be based on socialism, Zionism, Masonry, the Rothschild family and owl-worship, and which will empower the “Luciferian structure of the globe that worships Lucifer.” - See more at: rightwingwatch.org

Owl worship? Now that’s going a lil’ bit overboard.

133 whitebeach  Sep 19, 2014 3:39:13pm

re: #106 Feline Fearless Leader

I thought rainbows were about tracking down the leprechauns at their ends, and mugging them for their pots of gold.

That’s why the leprechauns are working on those decoy circular rainbows that people were posting pictures of last night. The hunters get stuck traveling in circles like ants and then die.
///

On the links at Enniscrone in the west of Ireland, on a morning of “soft weather” mixed with sun, I saw seven separate rainbows at the same time hanging over different parts of the course. I didn’t travel in circles and die, but I did shoot about 120. Then I drank a lot of Guinness.

134 Romantic Heretic  Sep 19, 2014 3:45:10pm

re: #90 Kragar

Apparently, the rumors are true, a Deadpool film is in the works, to be released Spring of 2016.

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First saw that a couple of weeks ago. I laughed. I know I shouldn’t, but I laughed.

135 wrenchwench  Sep 19, 2014 3:48:42pm

One Texan died.

A Texas man, an oil field worker, died around midnight Thursday when he drowned in flood waters.

136 FourEyeFreckleFace  Sep 19, 2014 3:55:28pm

re: #132 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

Heck yeah! Gotta get our Bohemian Grove party on!

/

137 Gus  Sep 19, 2014 4:14:48pm

Top comments there.

Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour: 1 Peter 5:8

The woes of the earth are simply the battle between good and evil…..God and satan.

One response to this.

One thing is for sure! If both God and the Devil proclaimed themselves to humans? The Dems will vote Devil.

And.

They voted for him. Twice.

138 Gus  Sep 19, 2014 4:16:55pm

God, what a bunch of weirdos. Some of them remind of the stupid “science is a religion” crap we used to get around here many moons ago.

139 Gus  Sep 19, 2014 4:17:47pm
Timothy McVeigh was an Atheist, Science was his religion. And he is a product of what he believed the Clintons did.
140 Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 19, 2014 4:28:58pm

re: #46 leftynyc

And now Sarah Palin is posting on facebook about how proud she is of her thug daughter “standing up for family”.

talkingpointsmemo.com

heh…like how the picture of Bristol shooting has been reversed to show her shooting left-handed to refudiate that “mean right hook”.
lolololol!


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