Any day right wing smear merchant Chuck C. Johnson (who is NOT ME) gets so tweezed that he threatens to sue me has to count as a good day. Today I noticed that he was spewing a whole lot of obviously made-up talking points about Ferguson on Twitter, repeating his thoroughly discredited charges that Michael Brown had a juvenile criminal record. So I tweeted this:

There goes @ChuckCJohnson inventing more bullshit stories about Ferguson for attention.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) September 24, 2014

And that was all it took to bring out the threats from this dishonest clown:

@Green_Footballs Keep libeling me and see how long you can go without me hitting you with a suit.

— Charles C. Johnson (@ChuckCJohnson) September 24, 2014

Ooh, scary. RT @ChuckCJohnson: Keep libeling me and see how long you can go without me hitting you with a suit.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) September 24, 2014

“I’ll sue you! See if I don’t! You better shut up! Don’t push your luck, pal!” — Talentless smear merchant

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) September 24, 2014

And when a reporter for Fox 2 in St. Louis also called out Chuck’s obviously false claims…

@KiekowLive I’m happy to have an on the record conversation with you but you have lied and said that I’m making stuff up. That’s libelous.

— Charles C. Johnson (@ChuckCJohnson) September 24, 2014

@BeautyBind @LornestoToledo Did you know Chuck has a tattoo that reads “Born to Sue Everybody?”

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) September 24, 2014

So watch out, everyone. Chuck C. Johnson will jump out of the bushes and sue you if he doesn’t like what you say about him.

(Excuse me while I LMAO.)