Coming this Monday, a must-see event in Washington DC sponsored by Breitbart “News” — the “National Security Action Summit!” featuring some of America’s foremost thinkfluencers and national security thought leaders, geniuses like Louie “Terror Babies” Gohmert, Michele “Crazy Eyes” Bachmann, Dr. Ben “The Earth is 6000 Years Old” Carson, Andy “Where’s the Birth Certificate?” McCarthy, Dick “Bomb Everything” Cheney, and the always McCarthyesque Sen. Ted Cruz! (In this crowd, being compared to Joltin’ Joe McCarthy is a compliment.)

Starting with a screening of convicted felon Dinesh D’Souza’s latest insane propaganda film.

The conference will take place in Salon III at Washington D.C.’s Marriott Wardman Park Hotel (2660 Woodley Rd NW, Washington, DC 20008) starting at 8:00 am EST with a screening of Dinesh D’Souza’s new documentary, “America: Imagine a World Without Her.”

Among the list of guests will be: former Vice President Dick Cheney, Sen. Ted Cruz, Israeli Ambassador Ron Dermer, Dr. Ben Carson, Reps. Michele Bachmann, Louie Gohmert, Trent Franks and Jim Bridenstine, Andy McCarthy and many others.

No word yet on whether some of the other fine experts who write national security columns for Breitbart “News” will be included, leading lights such as Frank Gaffney, Pamela Geller and Robert Spencer, to bring their unique perspectives to bear on the issues facing America in the age of ISIS.

(Did I lay it on thick enough, do you think?)

It gets even better; LGF contributor @Gus_802 points out that the co-sponsor of this wacky event, EMPAct America, is a group that thinks America is under threat of EMP (ElectroMagnetic Pulse) attack, and markets all kinds of crazed merchandise to people who want to survive the coming electro-apocalypse. In a word, survivalists.

Here’s their website, at which they market all kinds of bizarre products like the M5—H 32 x 38 Faraday Bag, to protect your iPad when the EMP hits. The conservative movement in this country just gets weirder and weirder.

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