Meet the Anti-Science, Anti-Women Republican Running for Governor of Colorado

Where would anyone get the idea Republicans are anti-science misogynists?
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The Denver Post’s John Frank and Lynn Bartels have a jaw-dropping report on the debate between gubernatorial candidates Gov. John Hickenlooper and his batshit crazy Republican rival Bob Beauprez, a microcosm of the sheer insanity that has taken over the GOP, not just in Colorado but across the nation.

Beauprez has clearly been advised by his media consultants to avoid openly opposing contraception (even though he obviously does). So he said:

When it was time for the candidates to ask each other questions, Hickenlooper pressed Beauprez about personhood, abortion and birth control. He asked whether Beauprez would support using public money to reduce abortions and teen pregnancies.

I have no problem with people using contraception,” Beauprez said.

But then, he said he considers IUDs to be the same as abortions.

“I have a big problem publicly funding contraceptives that are actually abortifacient.”

He said he considered intrauterine devices, a common form of birth control known as IUDs, the equivalent to a drug that causes an abortion.

Just for the record, IUDs work by preventing sperm from reaching eggs in the uterus. Anyone who equates this with an “abortifacient” is, not to put too fine a point on it, a complete anti-choice fanatic, and someone who has no freaking idea how the biological process of conception works.

Gov. Hickenlooper pushed back against this crazy opinion with some facts that I’m sure went completely ignored by Beauprez’s right wing audience.

Hickenlooper touted a state program that helped lower teen birth rates drop by 40 percent in five years after more than 30,000 IUDs and other implants were provided to low-income women at 68 family-planning clinics across Colorado since 2009. The cost was covered by a private anonymous donor.

And then, the subject turned to climate change, and you can probably guess what happened next; yes, Beauprez thinks “powers bigger than us” (read: God) are determining whether climate change destroys the human race, so we should just, I don’t know, pray harder or something.

Asked whether humans were “contributing significantly” to climate change, Beauprez said no. He later quibbled with the word “significantly,” as he acknowledged humans should do everything they can to reduce their impact.

“But are we going to end or alter the path that Earth’s evolution is going to take? I don’t think so,” he said. “I think the Earth’s already figured that out and powers bigger than us have figured that out.”

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327 comments
1 nines09  Oct 4, 2014 5:58:40pm

It’s quite the trick to answer a question one way and then absolutely refute your answer in the next sentence. Cognitive dissonance or a bald faced liar? I’ll go with the batshit insane bald faced liar.

2 thedopefishlives  Oct 4, 2014 6:01:04pm

re: #1 nines09

It’s quite the trick to answer a question one way and then absolutely refute your answer in the next sentence. Cognitive dissonance or a bald faced liar? I’ll go with the batshit insane bald faced liar.

Both is also an option, and frequently is in the case of wingnuts. Not only are their heads twisted around in knots, they realize this and blatantly lie in order to conceal the crazy and make themselves look palatable to voters other than their intellectually bankrupt, fanatical base.

3 Editor in Chief  Oct 4, 2014 6:01:06pm

There is a correlation between anti-science and misogyny obviously fueled by Christianity. If you support Christianity you support anti-science.

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4 BlueGrl21  Oct 4, 2014 6:02:45pm

Texan here. Usually I’m saying “thank God for Oklahoma politicians, we’re not the only ones.” It’s weird to be thinking “thank God for Colorado.”

But we gave you Gohmert as fine entertainment. You’re welcome.

5 thedopefishlives  Oct 4, 2014 6:03:27pm

re: #4 BlueGrl21

Texan here. Usually I’m saying “thank God for Oklahoma politicians, we’re not the only ones.” It’s weird to be thinking “thank God for Colorado.”

But we gave you Gohmert as fine entertainment. You’re welcome.

We gifted the world with Michele Bachmann (R-Mars). In the crazy department, we give even Texas a run for its money. Well, at the extreme end of the spectrum, anyway; we’re not ALL loons.

6 Justanotherhuman  Oct 4, 2014 6:04:06pm

Gawd, where does the Goofy Old Perverts get these people anyway?

I’ll bet Manson could hang an R around his neck and get elected these days.

OTOH, the base—reminds me that my grandson had words with an anti-vaxxer who proclaimed that dead human fetus cells were contained in vaccines.

I suppose some people will believe anything—“believe” being the operative word.

7 wrenchwench  Oct 4, 2014 6:04:58pm
“But are we going to end or alter the path that Earth’s evolution is going to take? I don’t think so,”

The Earth evolves but living things don’t?

8 nines09  Oct 4, 2014 6:04:58pm

re: #2 thedopefishlives

Morally and personally bankrupt, but perfectly able to direct your life and lead people too. Because.

9 b.d.  Oct 4, 2014 6:06:35pm

I thought that Hickenlooper was a decent governor that was well liked and did a lot? Why is this republican troglodyte even on the radar screen?

10 nines09  Oct 4, 2014 6:07:08pm

re: #7 wrenchwench

The Earth evolves but living things don’t?

I think his real answer in his head was “It’s really out of our control. It’s in larger hands. All we can do is pray. But I’ll take the money.”

11 Justanotherhuman  Oct 4, 2014 6:08:55pm

Later, Lizards! Have a great evening…

12 b.d.  Oct 4, 2014 6:10:06pm
13 PhillyPretzel  Oct 4, 2014 6:10:50pm

The Republican Party is making religion the main plank of its party when it should be the opposite. Memo to GOP: there is a separation between Church (or whatever religion you choose) and State.

14 Targetpractice  Oct 4, 2014 6:14:20pm

When does the day come that Democrats as a party just stand up and say “Our opponents are absolutely fucking bonkers”? Not humoring them, not suggesting that they’re just got a different “opinion,” but are genuinely batshit crazy and cannot be taken seriously as a party?

15 PhillyPretzel  Oct 4, 2014 6:15:12pm

re: #14 Targetpractice

Soon I hope. These RWNJ are really going off the deep end.

16 b.d.  Oct 4, 2014 6:16:08pm

re: #15 PhillyPretzel

Soon I hope. These RWNJ are really going off the deep end.

It may be time to dial down some of the chemtrails.

17 Stanley Sea  Oct 4, 2014 6:17:49pm

re: #12 b.d.

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Poor dude was just sick.

18 stpaulbear  Oct 4, 2014 6:20:43pm

Men who wear rubbers are murdering babies!!

19 Skip Intro  Oct 4, 2014 6:21:19pm

Where did all of these cosmically stupid people come from? It’s as though a mutant life form has arisen over the last 50 years and is taking over the planet.

20 Editor in Chief  Oct 4, 2014 6:21:38pm

re: #16 b.d.

It may be time to dial down some of the chemtrails.

Perhaps we should stop using thimerosal as the dispersant.

21 Skip Intro  Oct 4, 2014 6:23:33pm

re: #14 Targetpractice

When does the day come that Democrats as a party just stand up and say “Our opponents are absolutely fucking bonkers”? Not humoring them, not suggesting that they’re just got a different “opinion,” but are genuinely batshit crazy and cannot be taken seriously as a party?

In debates, the Dems have to start acting like defense attorneys doing a cross examination. They’ve got to shove every single thing these stupid fuckers say right back at them and demand they explain exactly what they mean RIGHT NOW.

No Gish Gallop, no dodging and weaving. Pound them into the sand with their crazy.

22 b.d.  Oct 4, 2014 6:25:52pm

re: #20 b_sharp

Perhaps we should stop using thimerosal as the dispersant.

Spraying vinegar at it totally negates it anyway

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23 stpaulbear  Oct 4, 2014 6:26:00pm

re: #5 thedopefishlives

We gifted the world with Michele Bachmann (R-Mars). In the crazy department, we give even Texas a run for its money. Well, at the extreme end of the spectrum, anyway; we’re not ALL loons.

(R-Mars) , (R-Anoka) , (R-St. Cloud) - Not much difference.

24 Romantic Heretic  Oct 4, 2014 6:26:33pm

re: #19 Skip Intro

Where did all of these cosmically stupid people come from? It’s as though a mutant life form has arisen over the last 50 years and is taking over the planet.

They were always there, screaming on street corners, pounding pulpits and screeching on stages. All of which are small venues.

Now, thanks to modern technology, their street corner is the whole country. They can shout at everybody, and those who didn’t have the nerve to shout next to them now realize they aren’t the only one so are no longer afraid to vote for the crazy.

25 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Oct 4, 2014 6:27:38pm

re: #4 BlueGrl21

But we gave you Gohmert as fine entertainment. You’re welcome.

Texas also supplied Molly Ivins and Jim Hightower, so it hasn’t all been completely embarrassing.

Not to mention Scott Joplin, Eric Johnson, ZZ Top, Willie Nelson, Sam Kinnison, Bill Hicks, and M.C. 900-Foot Jesus.

But also, Vanilla Ice. Sorry about that one.

26 Skip Intro  Oct 4, 2014 6:28:28pm

re: #7 wrenchwench

The Earth evolves but living things don’t?

God created the earth so he could destroy it, don’t you know? Just thinking about that gets Republicans HOT!

27 Ace-o-aces  Oct 4, 2014 6:29:32pm

re: #18 stpaulbear

Men who wear rubbers are murdering babies!!

You may think this is a mocking exaggeration, but I’ve seen this argument made in real earnestness.

28 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Oct 4, 2014 6:29:57pm

re: #19 Skip Intro

Where did all of these cosmically stupid people come from? It’s as though a mutant life form has arisen over the last 50 years and is taking over the planet.

I think that a lot (but not all) of our cultural tendency towards panic and unwarranted bravado (a cousin of “rugged in-duh-vidualism”) is a waste product of American Cold War propaganda.

29 Romantic Heretic  Oct 4, 2014 6:31:49pm

re: #26 Skip Intro

God created the earth so he could destroy it, don’t you know? Just thinking about that gets Republicans HOT!

It’s not the destruction of the Earth that gets them hot. It’s the fact that they’ll be up in Heaven going “Ha! Ha!” at the sinners and Commies.

They’re going to have a really nasty surprise.

30 Skip Intro  Oct 4, 2014 6:32:39pm

re: #13 PhillyPretzel

The Republican Party is making religion the main plank of its party when it should be the opposite. Memo to GOP: there is a separation between Church (or whatever religion you choose) and State.

The GOP already has at least 2 people on the Supreme Court who don’t agree with you. Give them a majority and see how long that quaint idea lasts.

31 PhillyPretzel  Oct 4, 2014 6:33:10pm

re: #30 Skip Intro

I know :(

32 stpaulbear  Oct 4, 2014 6:33:19pm

re: #27 Ace-o-aces

You may think this is a mocking exaggeration, but I’ve seen this argument made in real earnestness.

I just thought that it was the male equivalent of the IUD argument. I’ve no doubt that you’re right that some people believe condoms are murder.

33 goddamnedfrank  Oct 4, 2014 6:35:33pm
34 goddamnedfrank  Oct 4, 2014 6:36:11pm
35 BeenHereAwhile  Oct 4, 2014 6:37:20pm

re: #25 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

Texas also supplied Molly Ivins and Jim Hightower, so it hasn’t all been completely embarrassing.

Not to mention Scott Joplin, Eric Johnson, ZZ Top, Willie Nelson, Sam Kinnison, Bill Hicks, and M.C. 900-Foot Jesus.

But also, Vanilla Ice. Sorry about that one.

Lighting Hopkins & Billy Joe Shaver.

36 jamesfirecat  Oct 4, 2014 6:38:20pm

re: #21 Skip Intro

In debates, the Dems have to start acting like defense attorneys doing a cross examination. They’ve got to shove every single thing these stupid fuckers say right back at them and demand they explain exactly what they mean RIGHT NOW.

No Gish Gallop, no dodging and weaving. Pound them into the sand with their crazy.

“But are we going to end or alter the path that Earth’s evolution is going to take? I don’t think so,”

HOLD IT!

OBJECTION!

The above presupposes that the Earth has to “evolve” to a form that is in favor of the survival of human civilization as we know it! Do you have any evidence?

TAKE THAT!

37 Skip Intro  Oct 4, 2014 6:39:12pm

re: #29 Romantic Heretic

It’s not the destruction of the Earth that gets them hot. It’s the fact that they’ll be up in Heaven going “Ha! Ha!” at the sinners and Commies.

Well, yeah. Just thinking about all of the people who believe in the “wrong” religion, even if it’s another sect of Christianity, burning in hell forever really makes their day.

38 goddamnedfrank  Oct 4, 2014 6:43:39pm

My new business start up can’t miss.

39 dog philosopher  Oct 4, 2014 6:44:23pm

“I think the Earth’s already figured that out and powers bigger than us have figured that out.”

just act like god and his sacred job creators are your parents and everything will be ok i promise you hey you can believe everything i say would i lie?

40 BlueGrl21  Oct 4, 2014 6:45:20pm

re: #35 BeenHereAwhile Barbara Jordan, Ann Richards, Stevie Ray V., and damn it, Beyoncé. Don’t forget Bey.

41 Skip Intro  Oct 4, 2014 6:47:11pm

re: #38 goddamnedfrank

Offer to scrape some of that toast with the Virgin Mary’s image on it onto the rocks and you could double the price.

42 Stanley Sea  Oct 4, 2014 6:48:32pm

re: #38 goddamnedfrank

My new business start up can’t miss.

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You have got to do the JUST WAIT, you can get 2 with just shipping and handling.

43 b.d.  Oct 4, 2014 6:48:33pm

Who is the f*cker who invented Twitter and does he live close by so I can TP his yard?

44 PhillyPretzel  Oct 4, 2014 6:51:11pm

re: #43 b.d.

He is over there.——->
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45 Charles Johnson  Oct 4, 2014 6:52:12pm

If anyone’s following those moronic exchanges with Christopher Logan, note that this is the paranoid freak who decided the Missile Defense Agency’s logo was actually an Islamic crescent, and Frank Gaffney co-signed at Breitbart.

Paranoid Delusion of the Week

46 stpaulbear  Oct 4, 2014 6:52:46pm

re: #25 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

Also Spoon and Parquet Courts (although the Texans didn’t start that band until moving to NYC)

47 Editor in Chief  Oct 4, 2014 6:54:05pm

re: #45 Charles Johnson

If anyone’s following those moronic exchanges with Christopher Logan, note that this is the paranoid freak who decided the Missile Defense Agency’s logo was actually an Islamic crescent, and Frank Gaffney co-signed at Breitbart.

Paranoid Delusion of the Week

That’s who I was arguing with?
SMFH

48 goddamnedfrank  Oct 4, 2014 6:55:31pm

re: #42 Stanley Sea

You have got to do the JUST WAIT, you can get 2 with just shipping and handling.

Already on it.

49 Charles Johnson  Oct 4, 2014 6:55:48pm

re: #47 b_sharp

That’s who I was arguing with?
SMFH

Yup. That’s why I posted a cuckoo clock and a guy in a rubber room.

Whenever someone like that acts up, it’s a good idea to search for their name at LGF. We have years of material on these freaks.

50 Pie-onist Overlord  Oct 4, 2014 6:56:22pm
51 De Kolta Chair  Oct 4, 2014 6:59:08pm

Sure you can have one, son. Come to think of it, why not order two?

52 PhillyPretzel  Oct 4, 2014 7:02:16pm

re: #51 De Kolta Chair

And when they become a nuisance they make great hats. ///

53 PhillyPretzel  Oct 4, 2014 7:06:48pm

re: #51 De Kolta Chair

And yes you can get one from Cabelas. cabelas.com

(It is a fake.)

54 b.d.  Oct 4, 2014 7:07:46pm

I know why he wanted to get away but still…

55 prairiefire  Oct 4, 2014 7:08:42pm

Throw back Saturday Night Live on TV. Steve Martin in his first grey haired stage.

56 Targetpractice  Oct 4, 2014 7:11:59pm

re: #36 jamesfirecat

“But are we going to end or alter the path that Earth’s evolution is going to take? I don’t think so,”

HOLD IT!

OBJECTION!

The above presupposes that the Earth has to “evolve” to a form that is in favor of the survival of human civilization as we know it! Do you have any evidence?

TAKE THAT!

Yeah, it’s rather the height of hubris to believe that the Earth gives a fig about us. If tomorrow, every last human on the planet dropped dead, the Earth wouldn’t just stop spinning and life cease to be. No more than it stops for a single man’s death, the death of humanity wouldn’t be more than a blip in the course of galactic history. In another 6,000 years, you’d be hard-pressed to prove that humanity had ever existed at all, every trace of the modern world buried like every other dead civilization.

57 Editor in Chief  Oct 4, 2014 7:13:39pm

re: #54 b.d.

I know why he wanted to get away but still…

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Is that the Fox News bubble?

58 goddamnedfrank  Oct 4, 2014 7:14:50pm

I’m really excited about my latest promo. I think it’ll bring the rubes, er, I mean patriots running.

That’s a really good deal.

59 goddamnedfrank  Oct 4, 2014 7:16:17pm

My internet’s all fucky.

60 Pie-onist Overlord  Oct 4, 2014 7:18:02pm

MATH IS OF TEH STAN

61 wheat-dogghazi  Oct 4, 2014 7:18:03pm

re: #59 goddamnedfrank

My internet’s all fucky.

High traffic from all those anti-ebola rock orders flooding in

62 b.d.  Oct 4, 2014 7:18:54pm

re: #57 b_sharp

Is that the Fox News bubble?

Ebola bubble.

63 De Kolta Chair  Oct 4, 2014 7:23:09pm

C’mon, give it a try. Would Foster Brooks lie about something so serious?

64 PhillyPretzel  Oct 4, 2014 7:23:25pm

re: #60 Pie-onist Overlord

I am surprised he knows who Dante is. /half

65 prairiefire  Oct 4, 2014 7:26:16pm

re: #46 stpaulbear

Also Spoon and Parquet Courts (although the Texans didn’t start that band until moving to NYC)

Spoon! A tall blonde with a big Johny Cash guitar.

66 prairiefire  Oct 4, 2014 7:27:33pm

Aw, now he’s dancing with a beautiful, young
Gilda.

67 Pie-onist Overlord  Oct 4, 2014 7:28:32pm

re: #64 PhillyPretzel

I am surprised he knows who Dante is. /half

“Beezlebub”

What a great cat name.

68 Stanley Sea  Oct 4, 2014 7:33:29pm

re: #66 prairiefire

Aw, now he’s dancing with a beautiful, young
Gilda.

Early timer! I’ll check PST.

69 wheat-dogghazi  Oct 4, 2014 7:36:41pm

re: #60 Pie-onist Overlord

Knuckleheads on thread don’t understand teh maths, either. The worksheet proposes a different subtraction algorithm than what they learned.

Problem: 96 - 48 = ?
Solution:
Step 1: 96 - 46 = 50 {because it’s easier to subtract 46 than 48}
Step 2: 48 - 46 = 2 {account for difference}
Step 3: 50 - 2 = 48
Answer: 48

One commenter couldn’t understand step 1:

Here’s the algorithm I learned.
Problem: 96 - 48 = ?
Solution:
Step 1: 96 = 80 + 16 {important for next step}
Step 2: 16 - 8 = 8 {“borrow” 1 from 9, subtract the numbers in the One’s place}
Step 3: 80 - 40 = 40 {subtract numbers in Ten’s place}
Answer: 48

Same number of steps. Same answer. What’s the big f’g deal?

70 b.d.  Oct 4, 2014 7:38:24pm

re: #63 De Kolta Chair

If you can’t trust Foster Brooks about erectile problems then who can you trust?

71 b.d.  Oct 4, 2014 7:39:08pm

re: #63 De Kolta Chair

Medicare Co-Pay for that too.

72 Pie-onist Overlord  Oct 4, 2014 7:39:12pm

re: #69 wheat-dogghazi

Knuckleheads on thread don’t understand teh maths, either. The worksheet proposes a different subtraction algorithm than what they learned.

Problem: 96 - 48 = ?
Solution:
Step 1: 96 - 46 = 50 {because it’s easier to subtract 46 than 48}
Step 2: 48 - 46 = 2 {account for difference}
Step 3: 50 - 2 = 48
Answer: 48

One commenter couldn’t understand step 1:

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Here’s the algorithm I learned.
Problem: 96 - 48 = ?
Solution:
Step 1: 96 = 80 + 16 {important for next step}
Step 2: 16 - 8 = 8 {“borrow” 1 from 9, subtract the numbers in the One’s place}
Step 3: 80 - 40 = 40 {subtract numbers in Ten’s place}
Answer: 48

Same number of steps. Same answer. What’s the big f’g deal?

I have a degree in Math. Learning simple math with this technique, instead of memorizing tables, makes it easier to understand and solve advanced mathematics.

73 Editor in Chief  Oct 4, 2014 7:40:04pm

re: #69 wheat-dogghazi

Knuckleheads on thread don’t understand teh maths, either. The worksheet proposes a different subtraction algorithm than what they learned.

Problem: 96 - 48 = ?
Solution:
Step 1: 96 - 46 = 50 {because it’s easier to subtract 46 than 48}
Step 2: 48 - 46 = 2 {account for difference}
Step 3: 50 - 2 = 48
Answer: 48

One commenter couldn’t understand step 1:

[Embedded content]

Here’s the algorithm I learned.
Problem: 96 - 48 = ?
Solution:
Step 1: 96 = 80 + 16 {important for next step}
Step 2: 16 - 8 = 8 {“borrow” 1 from 9, subtract the numbers in the One’s place}
Step 3: 80 - 40 = 40 {subtract numbers in Ten’s place}
Answer: 48

Same number of steps. Same answer. What’s the big f’g deal?

48+2 = 50
96-50=46
46+2=48

Easier with round numbers

74 Pie-onist Overlord  Oct 4, 2014 7:43:31pm

My son just posted this on Facebook:

NEW RECORD: Neilah ends 7:05, jewish mob violence, all 350 of ‘em destroy buffet table by 7:15 only sesame seeds remain.

75 b.d.  Oct 4, 2014 7:43:54pm
76 PhillyPretzel  Oct 4, 2014 7:45:48pm

re: #75 b.d.

Ahhhh chooo. My allergies are killing me. //

77 prairiefire  Oct 4, 2014 7:47:23pm

re: #75 b.d.

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Damn the thinning of herd!!

78 wheat-dogghazi  Oct 4, 2014 7:47:34pm

re: #72 Pie-onist Overlord

re: #73 b_sharp

Egg-sackly. Teach the reasoning, not rote memorization. Not coincidentally, that’s what the new AP US History curriculum does now, and RWNJs don’t like that either. They think education = memorization + regurgitation, which by the way is the method favored in China.

So, they want American education to be just like China’s. Easier to control what children learn that way.

79 stpaulbear  Oct 4, 2014 7:47:59pm

re: #75 b.d.

I’d like to see someone take the ebola image and photoshop some butterfly wings on it for all of the airborne chowderheads.

Edit: the ebola image on the flag looks like it could be a R. Crumb character slouching down the street with a bummer on.

80 Stanley Sea  Oct 4, 2014 7:49:35pm

re: #69 wheat-dogghazi

Knuckleheads on thread don’t understand teh maths, either. The worksheet proposes a different subtraction algorithm than what they learned.

Problem: 96 - 48 = ?
Solution:
Step 1: 96 - 46 = 50 {because it’s easier to subtract 46 than 48}
Step 2: 48 - 46 = 2 {account for difference}
Step 3: 50 - 2 = 48
Answer: 48

One commenter couldn’t understand step 1:

[Embedded content]

Here’s the algorithm I learned.
Problem: 96 - 48 = ?
Solution:
Step 1: 96 = 80 + 16 {important for next step}
Step 2: 16 - 8 = 8 {“borrow” 1 from 9, subtract the numbers in the One’s place}
Step 3: 80 - 40 = 40 {subtract numbers in Ten’s place}
Answer: 48

Same number of steps. Same answer. What’s the big f’g deal?

It requires thought, not memorization. Basic with common core.

81 Dark_Falcon  Oct 4, 2014 7:49:47pm

re: #60 Pie-onist Overlord

MATH IS OF TEH STAN

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The 7th Level of Hell in Dante’s Inferno punishes (in order):

1. The violent to other people (a chief example cited example cited by Dante being Alexander of Macedon), who are submerged to varying degrees in a river of boiling blood.

2. Those violent to themselves, meaning those who commit suicide. They are changed into a kind tree and forever denied human form.

3. Those violent against nature, which in this case largely means those who committed “unnatural” sexual acts. They are made to suffer in an open field with bits of fire coming down on them like snowflakes. Dante’s chief teacher is there, and in the poem Dante praises him. However, Dante in writing the Divine Comedy believe his mentor had ended up in Hell for being a ‘Sodomite’.

Dante thought you went to Hell for being gay, so maybe the “7th Level” reference means “Math is gay.”

/Kidding about that last.

82 Single-handed sailor  Oct 4, 2014 7:52:38pm

re: #80 Stanley Sea

It requires thought, not memorization. Basic with common core.

Math is hard enough, let’s not throw thinking into the mix too. //

83 Targetpractice  Oct 4, 2014 7:56:28pm

re: #74 Pie-onist Overlord

My son just posted this on Facebook:

Still like the old joke I was told ages ago about Jewish holidays, that they could all be summed up as “They tried to kill us, we won, let’s eat!”

84 Pie-onist Overlord  Oct 4, 2014 7:58:18pm

re: #83 Targetpractice

Still like the old joke I was told ages ago about Jewish holidays, that they could all be summed up as “They tried to kill us, we won, let’s eat!”

Actually that would only apply to 3 holidays: Passover, Purim and Hanukkah.

85 wheat-dogghazi  Oct 4, 2014 8:00:54pm

re: #81 Dark_Falcon

The visceral rejection of Common Core and the new AP US History curriculum exemplify how RWNJs want to “reform” public education — turn back the clock 100 years.

86 Skip Intro  Oct 4, 2014 8:03:00pm

re: #85 wheat-dogghazi

The visceral rejection of Common Core and the new AP US History curriculum exemplify how RWNJs want to “reform” public education — turn back the clock 100 years.

Not 100 years. There was an evil progressive President then.

Make it 1000 years and you’ll be closer.

87 De Kolta Chair  Oct 4, 2014 8:03:02pm

Netflix streaming movies, the early years.

Later gators

88 Skip Intro  Oct 4, 2014 8:04:15pm

re: #87 De Kolta Chair

Netflix gave Adam Sandler a four picture deal? WTF?

89 b.d.  Oct 4, 2014 8:05:16pm

re: #88 Skip Intro

Netflix gave Adam Sandler a four picture deal? WTF?

I guess Dice Clay was busy.

90 RealityBasedSteve  Oct 4, 2014 8:08:24pm

re: #88 Skip Intro

Netflix gave Adam Sandler a four picture deal? WTF?

That makes Netflix a strong “Sell” recommendation.

RBS

91 b.d.  Oct 4, 2014 8:11:38pm

re: #90 RealityBasedSteve

That makes Netflix a strong “Sell” recommendation.

RBS

I, for one, am looking forward to their Netflix Laser Disk service.

//

92 Single-handed sailor  Oct 4, 2014 8:13:52pm

re: #91 b.d.

I, for one, am looking forward to their Netflix Laser Disk service.

//

LaserDisc is why I no longer buy movies. I had 150 movies on disc.

93 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Oct 4, 2014 8:17:27pm

re: #51 De Kolta Chair

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Sure you can have one, son. Come to think of it, why not order two?

America’s favorite pet, my ass.

So eager to please, they can even be “trained”!

94 prairiefire  Oct 4, 2014 8:18:40pm

re: #92 Single-handed sailor

LaserDisc is why I no longer buy movies. I had 150 movies on disc.

Oh, a purist! Actually, I could not afford the discs when they were introduced. The technology sounded interesting. But then, it mattered naught.

95 RealityBasedSteve  Oct 4, 2014 8:20:37pm

I remember the war-gaming software the Army used for Staff level exercises (Company up to Division and higher). The maps were on laser disks, but they would sometimes lose their place, and suddenly all your units were located 200 miles out at sea.

I never had a laser disk player, but I do still have 2 small Sony Mini-disk players, and use them occasionally. (yes, I make unfortunate technology choices. Anybody want an HD-DVD player? (just kidding on that one…)

RBS

96 b.d.  Oct 4, 2014 8:21:08pm

re: #92 Single-handed sailor

I have many good memories of doing a bunch of stuff I shouldn’t have been doing watching Forbidden Planet on my friend’s laser disc.

97 prairiefire  Oct 4, 2014 8:23:02pm

re: #96 b.d.

A well known aphrodesiac

98 RealityBasedSteve  Oct 4, 2014 8:23:32pm

re: #93 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

America’s favorite pet, my ass.

So eager to please, they can even be “trained”!

Proving, beyond any reasonable doubt, Sea Monkeys are smarter than CCJohnson.

RBS

99 wheat-dogghazi  Oct 4, 2014 8:25:19pm

re: #92 Single-handed sailor

LaserDisc is why I no longer buy movies. I had 150 movies on disc.

When I was visiting the folks while in college, I rented a laserdisc player and a disc just to show my dad what the new technology looked like. He’d been working on radios and TVs since the ’20s. We both felt LaserDisc had a marginally better picture than VHS, but not enough to justify spending the kind of money it took then to buy a player and the discs.

You must have been an early adopter.

LaserDisc makers tried to use the tech as a teaching aid. I saw some demos at teacher conferences, thought they were neat, but again too costly.

100 RealityBasedSteve  Oct 4, 2014 8:34:19pm

going to need to turn the heat on tonight. Looks like the low is going to be in the low-mid 30’s and there is a frost advisory.

RBS

101 Kragar  Oct 4, 2014 8:35:28pm
102 Kragar  Oct 4, 2014 8:36:13pm
103 Dark_Falcon  Oct 4, 2014 8:39:01pm

re: #86 Skip Intro

Not 100 years. There was an evil progressive President then.

Make it 1000 years and you’ll be closer.

Actually, I argue Woodrow Wilson was in some real ways evil, but not because he said he was a Progressive. He was evil in his refusal to accept the rights and thoughts of others when they did not line up with his ideas. He saw himself as always being right and often could not even entertain the possibility that those who opposed him might have a point.

Again, not a shot at Progressivism, but rather a shot at Woodrow Wilson.

104 Timothy Watson  Oct 4, 2014 8:39:23pm

re: #99 wheat-dogghazi

When I was visiting the folks while in college, I rented a laserdisc player and a disc just to show my dad what the new technology looked like. He’d been working on radios and TVs since the ’20s. We both felt LaserDisc had a marginally better picture than VHS, but not enough to justify spending the kind of money it took then to buy a player and the discs.

You must have been an early adopter.

LaserDisc makers tried to use the tech as a teaching aid. I saw some demos at teacher conferences, thought they were neat, but again too costly.

When I was in physics class in 8th grade (c. 2000), they used LaserDiscs for a couple of the lessons.

105 Dark_Falcon  Oct 4, 2014 8:40:47pm

re: #101 Kragar

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And the drive was by a conservative student group, is what’s really nutty.

106 ausador  Oct 4, 2014 8:41:36pm

Kitten outside is driving me nuts, four days now meowing loudly at night while hiding in the bushes and skittering away from anyone approaching. Can’t be more than about 10-12 weeks old, but a tiny black kitty at night with all the landscaping around here has a bazillion places to hide.

Just cannot catch the poor thing… :(

107 Dark_Falcon  Oct 4, 2014 8:43:26pm

re: #106 ausador

Kitten outside is driving me nuts, four days now meowing loudly at night while hiding in the bushes and skittering away from anyone approaching. Can’t be more than about 10-12 weeks old, but a tiny black kitty at night with all the landscaping around here has a bazillion places to hide.

Just cannot catch the poor thing… :(

Try luring it with food and then hiding. Or perhaps place the food a little ways inside your house and then hide, luring it inside.

108 Timothy Watson  Oct 4, 2014 8:43:46pm

Further evidence there’s no such thing as a “moderate” in the GOP anymore?

For those not aware, Bill Bolling was the “moderate” choice for the GOP nomination in 2013 against Ken Cuccinelli. He ended up dropping out of the nomination contest when the party decided to do a convention instead of a primary.

109 RealityBasedSteve  Oct 4, 2014 8:49:41pm

Well, I think I’m going to hang it up for the night. Have a good evening and I’ll see you all later.

110 wheat-dogghazi  Oct 4, 2014 8:51:22pm

re: #104 Timothy Watson

When I was in physics class in 8th grade (c. 2000), they used LaserDiscs for a couple of the lessons.

I skipped over LaserDisc on my move away from VHS and into DVD, both at home and in the classroom. Education publishers and equipment providers are quick to adopt new tech as a money maker, but quick adoption leads to orphaned equipment and teaching materials. When you teach on a tight budget, as I had to, you think twice about jumping on the latest edu-tech bandwagon.

111 b.d.  Oct 4, 2014 8:52:26pm

re: #108 Timothy Watson

Further evidence there’s no such thing as a “moderate” in the GOP anymore?

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For those not aware, Bill Bolling was the “moderate” choice for the GOP nomination in 2013 against Ken Cuccinelli. He ended up dropping out of the nomination contest when the party decided to do a convention instead of a primary.

When every chicken little freak out these guys have one would have to think that at least a few of the cult members would come to their senses?

I can understand them wanting to quietly slink away and not face the wrath of the horde. These are not the actions of a political party that wishes to grow, govern and prosper

112 Dark_Falcon  Oct 4, 2014 8:56:59pm

re: #108 Timothy Watson

Further evidence there’s no such thing as a “moderate” in the GOP anymore?

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For those not aware, Bill Bolling was the “moderate” choice for the GOP nomination in 2013 against Ken Cuccinelli. He ended up dropping out of the nomination contest when the party decided to do a convention instead of a primary.

What did Bolling actually say?

113 Kragar  Oct 4, 2014 9:00:18pm
114 Timothy Watson  Oct 4, 2014 9:01:18pm
I certainly don’t want to be an alarmist, but I’m inclined to agree with Bobby Jindal on this. We should do everything we can to reduce the risk of the Ebola virus entering the U.S. What are your thoughts?

With a link to: politico.com

Facebook Link: facebook.com

115 Timothy Watson  Oct 4, 2014 9:02:41pm

re: #112 Dark_Falcon

Sorry, forgot to hit the reply button to you on the last comment.

116 Timothy Watson  Oct 4, 2014 9:09:46pm

Frak, frak, frak, NEVER READ THE COMMENTS!1!!

117 Kragar  Oct 4, 2014 9:11:07pm

re: #116 Timothy Watson

Frak, frak, frak, NEVER READ THE COMMENTS!1!!

118 Dark_Falcon  Oct 4, 2014 9:15:46pm

re: #114 Timothy Watson

With a link to: politico.com

Facebook Link: facebook.com

I don’t see words like those you quoted as crazy. In error, yes, but let’s be fair: When someone speaks of the screening system used to detect sick travelers, many people will think first of the many EPIC FAILs of the TSA or will simply feel that its best to avoid what they see are preventable risks.

This is not to say Bolling is right, but that he’s rather scared just about now and is looking for something to keep his country safe. Ebola is a very scary disease, to be sure, and most who argue for extreme measures to halts it spread are driven by honest concern and a desire to prevent the spread of the virus. Only a few are driven by hate, though a somewhat larger minority is driven by opportunism.

Bolling strikes me as being in the first category: Wrong on this point, but driven by decent motive and trying to protect his family and nation.

119 Blind Frog Belly White  Oct 4, 2014 9:16:18pm

re: #117 Kragar

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Jesus. I see what you mean. It’s like they’re in a competition to see who can say the craziest, stupidest, most bizarre thing. And every post raises the bar!

120 Dark_Falcon  Oct 4, 2014 9:20:09pm

re: #119 Blind Frog Belly White

Jesus. I see what you mean. It’s like they’re in a competition to see who can say the craziest, stupidest, most bizarre thing. And every post raises the bar!

That’s saying something, given the first four comments on Politico:

woodenboatguy275 • a day ago

Political correctness trumps logic in Washington DC…

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libwithIQ woodenboatguy275 • a day ago

Jindal’s right. This is nothing short of biological warfare by this administration against the American public. Take the Ebola on top of all the diseases being brought in by illegal aliens due to this administrations ignoring the laws of the United States and it show a clear disregard for the publics health and safety.

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Scott Brewer libwithIQ • a day ago

While this Administration is awesome in its ineptitude, they are incapable of pulling off anything except the rigging of votes, starting race wars, and blaming others for their core values and actions. No Sir, there is a source but the men in Washington are vast in their stupidity and compromised their souls long ago as evidence in their voting records and increasing wealth as the country dies around them.

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WeCanWinThisFight Scott Brewer • a day ago

We gotta_get_this_one_straight — they’re…

- NOT Inept
- NOT Stupid

What Obama and his criminal regime are “pulling off” is the destruction of our nation.

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121 Dark_Falcon  Oct 4, 2014 9:22:57pm

I’m signing off for the night. Those sick comments are making my skin crawl.

122 Timothy Watson  Oct 4, 2014 9:23:02pm

re: #118 Dark_Falcon

I don’t see words like those you quoted as crazy. In error, yes, but let’s be fair: When someone speaks of the screening system used to detect sick travelers, many people will think first of the many EPIC FAILs of the TSA or will simply feel that its best to avoid what they see are preventable risks.

This is not to say Bolling is right, but that he’s rather scared just about now and is looking for something to keep his country safe. Ebola is a very scary disease, to be sure, and most who argue for extreme measures to halts it spread are driven by honest concern and a desire to prevent the spread of the virus. Only a few are driven by hate, though a somewhat larger minority is driven by opportunism.

Bolling strikes me as being in the first category: Wrong on this point, but driven by decent motive and trying to protect his family and nation.

Except, if you think Bolling is as smart as you do (or as much as I thought, in the past, he was), why the frak would he support anything Bobby Jindal says?

He’s pandering and he knows it. He thinks if he throws enough bullshit red meat to the base they will ignore the perceived betrayal he did to the GOP by not supporting a truuuuuuuuue conservative like Ken Cuccinelli.

123 b.d.  Oct 4, 2014 9:30:31pm

How come wingnut comedians only seem to work in a supporting role and never as the front comic?

Rob Schneider
Victoria Jackson
Dennis Miller

and a huge blackness falls….

124 b.d.  Oct 4, 2014 9:54:20pm

re: #123 b.d.

And once again Dennis Miller kills the thread…

125 The War TARDIS  Oct 4, 2014 10:03:29pm

Well, I have learned things from Doctor Who, for both the 11th and 12th Doctor Eras.

For the 11th, I learned how I should be with people.

So far, the 12th Doctor is teaching me what will happen if I let some of my faults take over.

126 b.d.  Oct 4, 2014 10:19:05pm

re: #125 The War TARDIS

Well, I have learned things from Doctor Who, for both the 11th and 12th Doctor Eras.

For the 11th, I learned how I should be with people.

So far, the 12th Doctor is teaching me what will happen if I let some of my faults take over.

I think the moral of the 11th doctor is not to bail too quickly on a good deal.

127 The War TARDIS  Oct 4, 2014 10:25:57pm

re: #126 b.d.

?????

128 Charles Johnson  Oct 4, 2014 10:28:07pm

Wow, this tweet has really gone viral… just got retweeted by @pattonoswalt.

129 b.d.  Oct 4, 2014 10:30:31pm

re: #127 The War TARDIS

?????

Matt Smith quit too soon, He should have stayed around a lot longer, he was good.

130 CuriousLurker  Oct 4, 2014 10:31:20pm

re: #118 Dark_Falcon

I don’t see words like those you quoted as crazy. In error, yes, but let’s be fair: When someone speaks of the screening system used to detect sick travelers, many people will think first of the many EPIC FAILs of the TSA or will simply feel that its best to avoid what they see are preventable risks.

This is not to say Bolling is right, but that he’s rather scared just about now and is looking for something to keep his country safe. Ebola is a very scary disease, to be sure, and most who argue for extreme measures to halts it spread are driven by honest concern and a desire to prevent the spread of the virus. Only a few are driven by hate, though a somewhat larger minority is driven by opportunism.

Bolling strikes me as being in the first category: Wrong on this point, but driven by decent motive and trying to protect his family and nation.

Fear can be dangerous. In mid-14th century Europe people were also scared and “driven by honest concern and a desire to prevent the spread of” a disease—the Black Death. Things got real ugly real fast:

Jewish History Sourcebook:
The Black Death and the Jews 1348-1349 CE

In 1348 there appeared in Europe a devastating plague which is reported to have killed off ultimately twenty-five million people. By the fall of that year the rumor was current that these deaths were due to an international conspiracy of Jewry to poison Christendom. It was reported that the leaders in the Jewish metropolis of Toledo had initiated the plot and that one of the chief conspirators was a Rabbi Peyret who had his headquarters in Chambéry, Savoy, whence he dispatched his poisoners to France, Switzerland, and Italy.

By authority of Amadeus VI, Count of Savoy, a number of the Jews who lived on the shores of Lake Geneva, having been arrested and put to the torture, naturally confessed anything their inquisitors suggested. These Jews, under torture, incriminated others. Records of their confessions were sent from one town to another in Switzerland and down the Rhine River into Germany, and as a result, thousands of Jews, in at least two hundred towns and hamlets, were butchered and burnt. The sheer loss of numbers, the disappearance of their wealth, and the growing hatred of the Christians brought German Jewry to a catastrophic downfall. It now began to decline and did not again play an important part in German life till the seventeenth century. […]

fordham.edu

I’m just sayin’…

131 b.d.  Oct 4, 2014 10:32:24pm

re: #128 Charles Johnson

Wow, this tweet has really gone viral… just got retweeted by @pattonoswalt.

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Nothing like a simple example to see them twist in the wind.

132 The War TARDIS  Oct 4, 2014 10:32:55pm

re: #129 b.d.

Yeah, I would have liked another season of Matt Smith.

But, that is what Fanfics are for. :P

Also, MOffat said that there is no canon for Doctor Who.

133 ausador  Oct 4, 2014 10:47:37pm

I caught the tiny kitty!

Finally lured it out into the open with some little sausage pieces and then ran it down. Sucker is completely feral, hissing snarling little fuzzball, good thing it is so tiny.

I spent about four hours trying to catch the thing tonight and was about ready to give up. Moved the gas grill with the cover on it over near the hedge line so it thought it had cover under it, then put my bait in front of it.

By the time it realized I was there I was between it and the bushes with nothing but open ground in front of it. :D

134 b.d.  Oct 4, 2014 10:47:58pm

re: #132 The War TARDIS

Yeah, I would have liked another season of Matt Smith.

But, that is what Fanfics are for. :P

Also, MOffat said that there is no canon for Doctor Who.

I am a fool but I am not a fool enough to enter a discussion over Dr Who with you. Smith quitting Dr. Who so early reminded me of the guy on Blue’s Clues who quit while he was on top so he wouldn’t be stereotyped.

Career v. character, I know. i am glad he was there when he was there.

135 b.d.  Oct 4, 2014 11:05:52pm

Pierre sure as hell wishes this would be a firstlookmedia.com story but his paid stable of paid dudebro nonwriters just don’t really see any point to try and work for a story.

I am curious as to where Pierre’s limits lie.

136 wheat-dogghazi  Oct 4, 2014 11:08:06pm

re: #133 ausador

Whatcha going to do with it, now that you catched it?

137 wheat-dogghazi  Oct 4, 2014 11:11:21pm

re: #135 b.d.

Pierre sure as hell wishes this would be a firstlookmedia.com story but his paid stable of paid dudebro nonwriters just don’t really see any point to try and work for a story.

I am curious as to where Pierre’s limits lie.

Only transgressions by the United States of Imperiala are worthy of First Look Media’s attention. Other nations that are far worse examples of anti-democratic values are beneath First Look’s level of dudebro-ness.

138 sagehen  Oct 4, 2014 11:13:05pm

re: #132 The War TARDIS

Yeah, I would have liked another season of Matt Smith.

But, that is what Fanfics are for. :P

Also, MOffat said that there is no canon for Doctor Who.

Not me.

Once he lost the Ponds and River, Eleven’s story was over. Everything he did after that was just waiting to die; Clara was a failed attempt to reinvent himself, but really the only way to get a life again was to get a whole new life. Also, I like Clara much better with Twelve than I ever did with Eleven.

139 freetoken  Oct 4, 2014 11:13:28pm

re: #69 wheat-dogghazi

In Before Computer Time, when I would manually keep score at the bowling alley, I learnt very quickly that speed addition was often best done by subtraction, and the reverse was true for subtraction.

I think young people today are being cheated of learning experiences by too much automation. I know that if I taught a physics class I would not allow calculators (including phone software) to be used on an exam.

140 wheat-dogghazi  Oct 4, 2014 11:22:22pm

re: #139 freetoken

In Before Computer Time, when I would manually keep score at the bowling alley, I learnt very quickly that speed addition was often best done by subtraction, and the reverse was true for subtraction.

I think young people today are being cheated of learning experiences by too much automation. I know that if I taught a physics class I would not allow calculators (including phone software) to be used on an exam.

I don’t have a problem with calculators in physics class, but students have to be taught significant digits and estimation skills first. I lost count of how many times I wrote on a test, “Does this answer make sense?” because the student wrote down what the calculator said without considering if it were a realistic answer. I also had to remind them that, with our lab equipment, reporting results down the 6th or 8th decimal place was rather pointless.

141 wheat-dogghazi  Oct 4, 2014 11:33:17pm

re: #139 freetoken

As for the first part of your comment, there are dozens of ways to do arithmetic, but in primary school each of us oldsters was taught only one method for each operation. The people complaining about Common Core math think There Can Be Only One way to do arithmetic, and that way is what they learned in school. Maybe it has something to do with the conservative tendency to be authoritarian. “This is what *I* learned in school, so you have to learn the same thing! Anything else is subversion of American values, etc., etc.”

Ditto about the RW kerfluffle about AP US History, which I wager most of them never took. APUSH is not the typical American History course many people took in high school, but its detractors don’t seem to realize that. They want every American History class to be just like the one they had in high school. Well, except for the revisionists fantasy writers like David Barton who want to rewrite history to fit their agendae.

142 b.d.  Oct 4, 2014 11:34:06pm

Whoever decided that Bill Cower would be a good guy to be a Time Warner Cable spokesman needs to be fired and have pay docked for the next 5 years.

143 sagehen  Oct 4, 2014 11:47:04pm

re: #141 wheat-dogghazi

I’ve been told (cannot independently verify) that the reason they changed the way of teaching arithmetic… is that the sort of visualization that goes with the new way is a better lead-in than the old way to build upon for Trig and Algebra and Calculus.

144 ausador  Oct 4, 2014 11:53:52pm

re: #136 wheat-dogghazi

Whatcha going to do with it, now that you catched it?

Clean it, feed it, and try to get it to Friends of Strays or Save our Strays later today or Monday. I’m in the middle of moving again and most of my stuff is already over at the other condo. This one is a big remodel construction site right now getting it ready for sale, not good place for a kitty.

145 b.d.  Oct 4, 2014 11:59:37pm

I am having a hard time figuring out why the US govt is evil lookig for date that will find them terrorists while it is ok for Russian thugs to steal our personal shit to rob us?

The US gvt isn’t going to bleed my bank account over night or transfer cash to Mexico (happened to me last month).

146 wheat-dogghazi  Oct 4, 2014 11:59:52pm

re: #143 sagehen

I’ve been told (cannot independently verify) that the reason they changed the way of teaching arithmetic… is that the sort of visualization that goes with the new way is a better lead-in than the old way to build upon for Trig and Algebra and Calculus.

I can’t say, since I’ve been out of the pre-college education loop for six years, but it seems plaiusible. The subtraction method in the tweet uses an estimation technique that would be useful later on. “How much is 96-48? Well, since 46 is close to 48, the answer should be around 50.” I’ve noticed, looking at my young grandnephew’s math homework that even at the grade school level now they are introducing algebra, without using letters as variables.

147 Who_is_Jon_Snow?  Oct 5, 2014 12:00:42am

re: #126 b.d.

I think the moral of the 11th doctor is not to bail too quickly on a good deal.

I thought the moral of the 11th doctor was always go for the hot Redhead.

148 wheat-dogghazi  Oct 5, 2014 12:01:35am

re: #144 ausador

Clean it, feed it, and try to get it to Friends of Strays or Save our Strays later today or Monday. I’m in the middle of moving again and most of my stuff is already over at the other condo. This one is a big remodel construction site right now getting it ready for sale, not good place for a kitty.

Facebook the kitty. My daughter volunteers at a pet rescue place, and every other FB post from her is either about an adoptable pet or a missing one.

149 ausador  Oct 5, 2014 12:07:01am

re: #148 wheat-dogghazi

Facebook the kitty. My daughter volunteers at a pet rescue place, and every other FB post from her is either about an adoptable pet or a missing one.

Needs to get screened by a vet for parasites/worms/etc. and get all of its shots, plus get spayed or neutered. Taking it to one of the local volunteer orgs is probably best way to make sure that everything necessary happens.

(vets do spay/neuter as early as 12 weeks now)

150 wheat-dogghazi  Oct 5, 2014 12:10:27am

re: #149 ausador

Yeah, true. No point in sticking that bill with another person.

151 ausador  Oct 5, 2014 12:14:17am

Real question is will I be able to sleep tonight with the meowing coming from the bathroom? Probably going to try making the torn up rear bath kitty safe and relocate it back there. At least then I can get two closed doors between it and the front bed where I am crashing now. Three if I close the door to that bedroom too, but you don’t get much a/c circulation with the door shut. :(

152 wheat-dogghazi  Oct 5, 2014 12:15:56am

re: #151 ausador

Real question is will I be able to sleep tonight with the meowing coming from the bathroom? Probably going to try making the torn up rear bath kitty safe and relocate it back there. At least then I can get two closed doors between it and the front bed where I am crashing now. Three if I close the door to that bedroom too, but you don’t get much a/c circulation with the door shut. :(

Well, good luck with that, and with catching the little fur ball in the morning. It’ll fly out of the bathroom as soon as you open that door.

153 freetoken  Oct 5, 2014 1:14:23am

re: #141 wheat-dogghazi

The people complaining about Common Core math think There Can Be Only One way to do arithmetic, and that way is what they learned in school.

Of course there is only One Way - God’s way.

What do you have against God’s math?

154 wheat-dogghazi  Oct 5, 2014 1:17:01am

re: #153 freetoken

Of course there is only One Way - God’s way.

What do you have against God’s math?

π = 3 coz the Bible tells me so

155 goddamnedfrank  Oct 5, 2014 1:47:46am
156 wheat-dogghazi  Oct 5, 2014 1:52:01am

re: #155 goddamnedfrank

Well, you don’t see any tigers around, do you?

157 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Oct 5, 2014 1:56:19am

re: #3 b_sharp

There is a correlation between anti-science and misogyny obviously fueled by a selectively literal interpretation of the precepts of Christianity. If you support Christianity you support anti-science.

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C’mon, even the Catholic Church sees no conflict between Evolution and Creation, but for that, they are well advanced on the misogyny department.

I will take them seriously on women’s issues when the College of Cardinals and Cardinelles elects the first Popess.

158 goddamnedfrank  Oct 5, 2014 2:05:38am
159 freetoken  Oct 5, 2014 2:21:49am
160 wheat-dogghazi  Oct 5, 2014 2:50:37am

Police detain nine mainland Chinese for involvement in Hong Kong pro-democracy protests.

Plus, a man in Shenzhen has been detained there after he posted photos of the HK protests online.

Wang is being held in custody in the city’s Longgang district for “picking quarrels and provoking trouble”, according to the lawyer, Fan Biaowen.

scmp.com

And several residents of Guangzhou have been arrested after posting a photo of themselves holding a banner expressing support for the HK democracy movement.

I mean, it’s just like the Twitter gulag! ///

161 sattv4u2  Oct 5, 2014 3:35:15am

ummm,,,, if anyone was just watching CBS and saw a ‘glitch” at the top of the hour ,,,,, my bad!!!

((in the industry, we officially call that an “ooopppssss”))))

Scheduled equipment swap out was supposed to be seamless,,,,, NOT !!

162 wheat-dogghazi  Oct 5, 2014 4:11:02am

re: #161 sattv4u2

ummm,,,, if anyone was just watching CBS and saw a ‘glitch” at the top of the hour ,,,,, my bad!!!

((in the industry, we officially call that an “ooopppssss”))))

Scheduled equipment swap out was supposed to be seamless,,,,, NOT !!

A few minutes of a porn movie slipped in?

163 sattv4u2  Oct 5, 2014 4:21:17am

re: #162 wheat-dogghazi

A few minutes of a porn movie slipped in?

Nahh,,, if it was porn, I would have tried to leave it up (pun intended) for more than a few minutes

164 wheat-dogghazi  Oct 5, 2014 4:31:27am

re: #163 sattv4u2

Nahh,,, if it was porn, I would have tried to leave it up (pun intended) for more than a few minutes

China’s cities usually have ginormous screens in the public squares and shopping malls. Usually, these show state TV channels, commercials or pre-recorded stuff. Occasionally, though, pron movies slip in, and the public gets an eyeful for a few minutes until someone fixes things.

Porn is officially illegal in China, BTW. Still widely available, however. Some of Japan’s top AV stars have substantial fan bases in China.

165 sattv4u2  Oct 5, 2014 4:36:13am

re: #164 wheat-dogghazi

China’s cities usually have ginormous screens in the public squares and shopping malls

Well aware

166 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Oct 5, 2014 4:37:37am

re: #128 Charles Johnson

Wow, this tweet has really gone viral… just got retweeted by @pattonoswalt.

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GET BACK TO ME WHEN EBOLA MORPHS INTO A CHICKEN11!

167 wheat-dogghazi  Oct 5, 2014 4:45:30am

re: #165 sattv4u2

China’s cities usually have ginormous screens in the public squares and shopping malls

Well aware

Then maybe you also know this. i didn’t till yesterday, after watching a profile of Rupert Murdoch. Murdoch’s satellite TV branch, Star, was well on the way to gaining a significant market share in China, until Murdoch put his foot in it. In a speech, he proclaimed that satellite TV would make it impossible for oppressive and totalitarian governments to suppress the free flow of information. Soon afterward, the Chinese government made it illegal for any Chinese to own a satellite dish, other than the big ones specifically designed for China’s own state-controlled sat TV.

Naturally, many Chinese still manage to get hold of home satellite systems, but have to be on the lookout for local police who cruise through neighborhoods looking for dishes pointing in the wrong direction. One of my friends in another city has his dish inside, pointing through a window, so he can quickly pull the curtains if the cops are around.

168 sattv4u2  Oct 5, 2014 4:47:54am

re: #167 wheat-dogghazi

I knew of Murdochs Star branch and that he planned too/ was making strides into the Chinese market, but I was unaware the the gov’t has now banned those dishes

169 sattv4u2  Oct 5, 2014 4:50:21am

Actually,, looks as if he divested out of Star at the start of 2014
telegraph.co.uk

His ambitions to expand his media empire there have been frustrated for two decades by restrictions on foreign investment and censorship

170 wheat-dogghazi  Oct 5, 2014 4:51:39am

re: #168 sattv4u2

I knew of Murdochs Star branch and that he planned too/ was making strides into the Chinese market, but I was unaware the the gov’t has now banned those dishes

China does not want its citizens getting “negative influences” from Western media. So the only TV available here, other than at hotels catering to foreigners, is Chinese TV. It’s also clamped down on Internet TV websites, but hasn’t entirely eliminated them.

171 Decatur Deb  Oct 5, 2014 5:26:47am

Wish we had clamped down on the baleful Australian influence on our media.

172 sattv4u2  Oct 5, 2014 5:27:51am

re: #171 Decatur Deb

Wish we had clamped down on the baleful Australian influence on our media.

Unpossible

ESPN wouldn’t have survived it’s early years without Australian Rules Football 12 hours a day!!!
/

173 Romantic Heretic  Oct 5, 2014 5:30:12am

re: #56 Targetpractice

Yeah, it’s rather the height of hubris to believe that the Earth gives a fig about us. If tomorrow, every last human on the planet dropped dead, the Earth wouldn’t just stop spinning and life cease to be. No more than it stops for a single man’s death, the death of humanity wouldn’t be more than a blip in the course of galactic history. In another 6,000 years, you’d be hard-pressed to prove that humanity had ever existed at all, every trace of the modern world buried like every other dead civilization.

Now thinking of this line in Jurassic Park, the book that is.

No, you don’t understand. The planet is not in danger. We are in danger. We don’t have the power to destroy life on Earth. We don’t have the power to save it either. We might have the power to save ourselves.

174 Romantic Heretic  Oct 5, 2014 5:33:51am

re: #60 Pie-onist Overlord

MATH IS OF TEH STAN

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To the parents of that kid: Keep your sibling away from your kid. That man’s crazy. I believe him perfectly capable of killing your kid to save him from Hell. He might kill you in the bargain for helping Satan by sending your kid to public school.

175 Decatur Deb  Oct 5, 2014 5:34:20am

re: #172 sattv4u2

Unpossible

ESPN wouldn’t have survived it’s early years without Australian Rules Football 12 hours a day!!!
/

They’ve infiltrated the Alabama heartland. Saw a small kangaroo wearing a diaper yesterday, at a dry event.

176 Dr Lizardo  Oct 5, 2014 5:35:25am

re: #173 Romantic Heretic

Stephen King once observed that the only one of us humans guaranteed anything close to immortality is Richard Nixon, whose name is engraved on a plaque on the airless surface of the Moon. Even if humanity obliterates itself in some nuclear holocaust, Nixon’s name will be quite safe up there.

There’s a thought for you.

177 sattv4u2  Oct 5, 2014 5:43:15am

re: #175 Decatur Deb

They’ve infiltrated the Alabama heartland. Saw a small kangaroo wearing a diaper yesterday, at a dry event.

The kangaroo might not have been drinking

You,,,, not so much judging by what you were “seeing” !!!
/

178 Decatur Deb  Oct 5, 2014 5:43:39am

re: #176 Dr Lizardo

Stephen King once observed that the only one of us humans guaranteed anything close to immortality is Richard Nixon, whose name is engraved on a plaque on the airless surface of the Moon. Even if humanity obliterates itself in some nuclear holocaust, Nixon’s name will be quite safe up there.

There’s a thought for you.

Better thought: Bach and Chuck Berry will still be flying along on Voyager after micrometeorites have dusted over Nixon.

179 Decatur Deb  Oct 5, 2014 5:44:51am

re: #177 sattv4u2

The kangaroo might not have been drinking

You,,,, not so much judging by what you were “seeing” !!!
/

Hell, mine was the ‘simple’ explanation. Wife thought it was a female wallaby with the rag on.

180 ausador  Oct 5, 2014 5:45:06am

Good one :)

181 sattv4u2  Oct 5, 2014 5:45:12am

re: #179 Decatur Deb

Hell, mine was the ‘simple’ explanation. Wife thought it was a female wallaby with the rag on.

{hic}

182 Decatur Deb  Oct 5, 2014 5:47:47am

re: #180 ausador

Good one :)

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Albino zebra: “Hey—you gonna finish that?”

183 sattv4u2  Oct 5, 2014 5:49:04am

re: #182 Decatur Deb

Albino zebra: “Hey you gonna finish that?”

Albino zebra: ,,, Get that thing out of your mouth. You have no idea where it’s been!!!

184 Romantic Heretic  Oct 5, 2014 5:59:29am

re: #109 RealityBasedSteve

Well, I think I’m going to hang it up for the night. Have a good evening and I’ll see you all later.

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And then I feed one of The Committee to my creation and funding is restored.

Bwahahahaha!

185 wheat-dogghazi  Oct 5, 2014 6:26:29am

re: #171 Decatur Deb

Wish we had clamped down on the baleful Australian influence on our media.

That wily Aussie Murdoch is now a US citizen. He renounced his Oz citizenship so he could own media outlets in the States.

186 wheat-dogghazi  Oct 5, 2014 6:27:35am

re: #175 Decatur Deb

They’ve infiltrated the Alabama heartland. Saw a small kangaroo wearing a diaper yesterday, at a dry event.

Are you surprised the kangaroo was there, when there was no beer to be had?

187 wheat-dogghazi  Oct 5, 2014 6:31:00am

OMG, Lindsey Graham is on CNN dissing Obama for not sending large numbers of troops on the ground to combat ISIL.

The CNN reporter Candy Crowley is trying to pin Graham down in re: Iraq and Afghanistan, and how America is just unwilling to enter another Mideast ground way. He just bulled past her, and she just moved on.

188 Pie-onist Overlord  Oct 5, 2014 6:32:05am

Bryan’s Derpstream is Satanic because it’s the Lord’s Holy Day

189 ausador  Oct 5, 2014 6:35:38am

Lies from Satan! We all know that the universe was created in 4004 BC…
Dust Pillar of the Carina Nebula

Explanation: Inside the head of this interstellar monster is a star that is slowly destroying it. The monster, on the right, is actually an inanimate pillar of gas and dust that measures over a light year in length. The star, not itself visible through the opaque dust, is bursting out partly by ejecting energetic beams of particles.

Similar epic battles are being waged all over the star-forming Carina Nebula. The stars will win in the end, destroying their pillars of creation over the next 100,000 years, and resulting in a new open cluster of stars. The pink dots around the image are newly formed stars that have already been freed from their birth monster…

apod.nasa.gov

190 Timothy Watson  Oct 5, 2014 6:43:25am

re: #188 Pie-onist Overlord

Bryan’s Derpstream is Satanic because it’s the Lord’s Holy Day

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Uh, WTFITS?

191 Decatur Deb  Oct 5, 2014 6:50:16am

re: #185 wheat-dogghazi

That wily Aussie Murdoch is now a US citizen. He renounced his Oz citizenship so he could own media outlets in the States.

IIRC he took a millionaire’s shortcut to citizenship, and warped the rules controlling monopolization of multiple market outlets.

192 Decatur Deb  Oct 5, 2014 6:51:58am

re: #186 wheat-dogghazi

Are you surprised the kangaroo was there, when there was no beer to be had?

Probably travels with his own keg of Foster’s.

193 darthstar  Oct 5, 2014 6:53:08am

Happy Sunday everyone…if your cat won’t dog, take him for a drag.

Youtube Video

194 ausador  Oct 5, 2014 6:56:36am

re: #186 wheat-dogghazi

Are you surprised the kangaroo was there, when there was no beer to be had?

Probably a good thing there was no beer, Aussies and beer can mean trouble…

195 Decatur Deb  Oct 5, 2014 7:00:12am

re: #194 ausador

Probably a good thing there was no beer, Aussies and beer can mean trouble…

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We would never have learned of this before the InterTubes. Thanks, DARPA.

196 ausador  Oct 5, 2014 7:01:04am

re: #188 Pie-onist Overlord

Bryan’s Derpstream is Satanic because it’s the Lord’s Holy Day

Decide to be factual instead of angry, so after two rewrites I sent this…

Karl Fritzsch

197 Pie-onist Overlord  Oct 5, 2014 7:03:00am

I have to make bread dough now.

198 ausador  Oct 5, 2014 7:04:36am

re: #197 Pie-onist Overlord

I have to make bread dough now.

Time to rise?

199 Alyosha  Oct 5, 2014 7:07:07am

Hey, Lizards,

It’s been awhile since my last post but I’ve been around. If I could upding mentally, I would but due to device and lifestyle I’ve been remiss.
Oz is freaking out over IS. A few suburbs from where I live, a guy had a go at a Fed and naturally, our own tea-derpers are demanding the kind of immigration strictures that we had during the White Australia Policy.
My own girlfriend, whose mother is an unselfconscious Catholic culture warrior, has been scared out of her mind and I have tried my best to allay her fears that, at a recent family gathering ‘discussion’ in which I almost lost my temper, brought her to tears.
I hear from people almost daily how they fear Muslims as if they comprised some fifth column here and I cannot fight hard enough against it to refute the tide. I’m seriously afraid that there will be reprisals no matter how I tell haters that falling into the trap of profiling helps religious fanatics of all stripes.
I’m so worn out with co-workers whose views are informed solely by shitty politicians’ wedge rhetoric and then having to explain how my perception of the situation isn’t a conspiracy theory.
I’m burned out on all the ignorance and hate. LGF is the one place outside my brother and sister circle where I can expect to be understood.
No one here seems to understand that the most vulnerable people in the community AREN’T ‘Aussies’ (as the Anglos identify) but the other Australian citizens that happen to identify as Muslims also.

So much fucking hate and ignorance. It’s lame but I love you guys and gals.

200 Timothy Watson  Oct 5, 2014 7:09:20am

re: #171 Decatur Deb

Wish we had clamped down on the baleful Australian influence on our media.

Can we also get rid of Iggy Azalea (or whatever her name is)? It’s for the culture!

201 Alyosha  Oct 5, 2014 7:14:12am

re: #192 Decatur Deb

Probably travels with his own keg of Foster’s.

I hate beer, but no one here drinks Fosters lol

202 ausador  Oct 5, 2014 7:15:04am

re: #199 Alyosha

It is scary how many people want to blindly react in the exact way that ISIS’ propaganda is meant to lead them to act. They would like nothing more than bigoted reprisals against Muslims in the Western countries. Their recruitment would increase exponentially if that starts happening.

Worse thing we can do is to try to frame this as a religious war.

203 Dark_Falcon  Oct 5, 2014 7:22:22am

re: #141 wheat-dogghazi

As for the first part of your comment, there are dozens of ways to do arithmetic, but in primary school each of us oldsters was taught only one method for each operation. The people complaining about Common Core math think There Can Be Only One way to do arithmetic, and that way is what they learned in school. Maybe it has something to do with the conservative tendency to be authoritarian. “This is what *I* learned in school, so you have to learn the same thing! Anything else is subversion of American values, etc., etc.”

Ditto about the RW kerfluffle about AP US History, which I wager most of them never took. APUSH is not the typical American History course many people took in high school, but its detractors don’t seem to realize that. They want every American History class to be just like the one they had in high school. Well, except for the revisionists fantasy writers like David Barton who want to rewrite history to fit their agendae.

Actually, I separate the two. Common Core is to a good extent a case of “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime.” It’s real problem for most opponents is its association with Barack Obama. Some of the governors who are now opposing it are doing so to play to the peanut wingnut gallery, which is why attempts to ditch CC have run into so much legislative resistance. The legislators know the program is good, and they are for the most part less ambitious than the governor.

My views on the AP History Standards can be found here.

204 Alyosha  Oct 5, 2014 7:23:34am

re: #202 ausador

It is scary how many people want to blindly react in the exact way that ISIS’ propaganda is meant to lean them to act. They would like nothing more than bigoted reprisals against Muslims in the Western countries. Their recruitment would increase exponentially if that start happening.

Worse thing we can do is to try to frame this as a religious war.

Yes! And it galls me that atheistic people like myself, my brother, sister and sister-in-law have to remind people that religious mums and dads, aunts and uncles everywhere appear to be calling for the same kind of jihad IS is keening for.
So depressing that this turn of events naturally benefits our conservative government.

205 Timothy Watson  Oct 5, 2014 7:23:48am

re: #201 Alyosha

I hate beer, but no one here drinks Fosters lol

Kind of like there’s no Outback Steakhouses in Australia? :)

206 Ryan King  Oct 5, 2014 7:26:42am

re: #199 Alyosha

Good on ya.

207 Alyosha  Oct 5, 2014 7:27:49am

re: #205 Timothy Watson

Kind of like there’s no Outback Steakhouses in Australia? :)

WTF is an outback steakhouse, mate? ;) that’s a bloody barbie!
Okay, I’ll quit it, I’m more comfy with the US vernacular, strangely. I call petrol ‘gas’ and pathway ‘sidewalk’. Plus pullover.

208 Decatur Deb  Oct 5, 2014 7:30:05am

re: #201 Alyosha

I hate beer, but no one here drinks Fosters lol

Of course not, they ship it all here.

209 Alyosha  Oct 5, 2014 7:31:54am

re: #208 Decatur Deb

Of course not, they ship it all here.

I imagine it’s like American beers, in a way.
Making love in a canoe. How?
It’s fucking close to water.

210 FemNaziBitch  Oct 5, 2014 7:33:18am

211 FemNaziBitch  Oct 5, 2014 7:33:55am
212 Dark_Falcon  Oct 5, 2014 7:35:49am

re: #199 Alyosha

Australia isn’t used to the type of SWAT raids that were made to roll up that ISIS plot. In the US such coordinated raids are relatively common and they have happened in the UK often enough that people there can place them in context. But down under, I understand them to be something of an unpleasant novelty.

Such tactics were needed, of course, given the danger posed by ISIS-aligned terrorists. But they are disorienting, very scary, and very humiliating for those subjected to them. To an extent, that is needed as the combination of disorientation, fear, and humiliation often eliminate the inhabitants of the raided place’s will to resist. Unlike what we too often see in the US, the Australian police kept their actions within the limits needed to secure the houses and preserve evidence.

But even within strict limits, tactics that inherently reply to some extent on Schrecklichkeit (German for “frightfulness”) tend to generate a backlash among those subjected to it. Australian Muslims reacted badly to the raids and then the rest of the Australian public had a hostile response to that reaction.

But that’s just my read, I could just be talking out of my ass.

213 FemNaziBitch  Oct 5, 2014 7:36:12am

214 Ryan King  Oct 5, 2014 7:39:01am

re: #205 Timothy Watson

Kind of like there’s no Outback Steakhouses in Australia? :)

WHAT.THE.FUCK? OUTBACK IS NOT AUSSIE?

215 Alyosha  Oct 5, 2014 7:47:23am

re: #212 Dark_Falcon

Australia isn’t used to the type of SWAT raids that were made to roll up that ISIS plot. In the US such coordinated raids are relatively common and they have happened in the UK often enough that people there can place them in context. But down under, I understand them to be something of an unpleasant novelty.

Such tactics were needed, of course, given the danger posed by ISIS-aligned terrorists. But they are disorienting, very scary, and very humiliating for those subjected to them. To an extent, that is needed as the combination of disorientation, fear, and humiliation often eliminate the inhabitants of the raided place’s will to resist. Unlike what we too often see in the US, the Australian police kept their actions within the limits needed to secure the houses and preserve evidence.

But even within strict limits, tactics that inherently reply to some extent on Schrecklichkeit (German for “frightfulness”) tend to generate a backlash among those subjected to it. Australian Muslims reacted badly to the raids and then the rest of the Australian public had a hostile response to that reaction.

But that’s just my read, I could just be talking out of my ass.

I don’t find myself in agreement with you much and though I felt that the pics we saw on the state rag ramped up the fears of the populace, I think the police have dealt with this fairly well. The problem arises at the dinner table and amongst co-workers.
My other concern is that the Muslim community may not feel the same support, being, as they are, a part of our society that numbers about equally with our indigenous community.
I.E. We can ignore their gripes.

216 wheat-dogghazi  Oct 5, 2014 7:53:00am

re: #192 Decatur Deb

Probably travels with his own keg of Foster’s.

Aussies say Foster’s is shit, much as Americans tell Chinese drinkers that “imported” Bud and PBR are swill.

217 Alyosha  Oct 5, 2014 7:53:55am

PS D_F, great call on the broader reaction to the reaction of the Muslim community to the raids. As far as insight goes that’s really accurate. I don’t want to be a turd, but use that same incisive logic to realise how the GOP deals with minorities and garners its own electoral relevance.
Edited spelling

218 ausador  Oct 5, 2014 7:59:34am

Links to this thread…

219 darthstar  Oct 5, 2014 8:00:34am

re: #212 Dark_Falcon

Australia isn’t used to the type of SWAT raids that were made to roll up that ISIS plot. In the US such coordinated raids are relatively common and they have happened in the UK often enough that people there can place them in context. But down under, I understand them to be something of an unpleasant novelty.

Despite what you see on Robocop, 24, and NCIS, military style raids are not, in fact, commonplace in the United States.

I’ve seen one such coordinated activity - during a bomb scare a couple years after 9/11 in San Francisco - and it wasn’t even a bomb. It was an underground PG&E transformer that blew up and sent a manhole cover through the window of a boutique. My office was 33 floors up a block away and I watched as a good chunk of Market street was cordoned off for two hours or so. Lots of panic, lots of great photo ops for the tourists, no terror cells were harmed during the event.

But that’s just my read, I could just be talking out of my ass.

Yes, yes…that is entirely plausible.

220 darthstar  Oct 5, 2014 8:02:33am

re: #216 wheat-dogghazi

Aussies say Foster’s is shit, much as Americans tell Chinese drinkers that “imported” Bud and PBR are swill.

VB’s good.

221 darthstar  Oct 5, 2014 8:03:33am
222 Alyosha  Oct 5, 2014 8:03:54am

re: #220 darthstar

VB’s good.

For some it stand for ‘Vomit Bomb’ soooooo….

223 Dark_Falcon  Oct 5, 2014 8:04:59am

re: #219 darthstar

Despite what you see on Robocop, 24, and NCIS, military style raids are not, in fact, commonplace in the United States.

I’ve seen one such coordinated activity - during a bomb scare a couple years after 9/11 in San Francisco - and it wasn’t even a bomb. It was an underground PG&E transformer that blew up and sent a manhole cover through the window of a boutique. My office was 33 floors up a block away and I watched as a good chunk of Market street was cordoned off for two hours or so. Lots of panic, lots of great photo ops for the tourists, no terror cells were harmed during the event.

Yes, yes…that is entirely plausible.

SWAT raids sure seem common reading the links that get posted here. I could be wrong, but if I am it has not been an error born of malice.

224 Pie-onist Overlord  Oct 5, 2014 8:05:34am

Can you imagine how it must suck to work for this asshole bigot:

225 wheat-dogghazi  Oct 5, 2014 8:10:14am

re: #203 Dark_Falcon

I’ve commented on that AP US History thread. I’m also working on a blog about it. I took AP US in high school, and as an amateur historian, I don’t find the new framework at all upsetting.

226 Alyosha  Oct 5, 2014 8:10:53am

I gotta be at work in five hours. Damn it all. Keep doing what you do best. I owe you all updings. Out.

227 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi  Oct 5, 2014 8:10:56am

re: #223 Dark_Falcon

SWAT raids sure seem common reading the links that get posted here. I could be wrong, but if I am it has not been an error born of malice.

Case in point: washingtonpost.com

228 Pie-onist Overlord  Oct 5, 2014 8:11:29am

Here is my grandson with the kangaroos in Australia:

229 darthstar  Oct 5, 2014 8:16:02am

re: #223 Dark_Falcon

SWAT raids sure seem common reading the links that get posted here. I could be wrong, but if I am it has not been an error born of malice.

How many have you seen personally? Granted, there was the military style suppression of anger (that failed miserably) they tried in Ferguson, but that’s only one community. And while it’s true that American community police forces have become more militarized (thanks in large part to the defense industry smartly encouraging the US government to ‘donate’ their ‘used’ arsenal to locals so they can keep buying new shit), it’s not something most Americans are all that comfortable with if you ask them.

Malice? Of course not…but please don’t make broad generalizations about my country based on a handful of links you read on the internet…I’ll call you on that all day.

Like how I got all patriotic and shit there? America, fuck yeah!

230 darthstar  Oct 5, 2014 8:17:20am

Okay…it’s sunny outside…there’s a beach that needs my dogs on it across the street…laters.

231 darthstar  Oct 5, 2014 8:20:17am

re: #227 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi

Case in point: washingtonpost.com

I don’t mind regulatory inspections so much as I do the battle cry of REGULATORS!!! the inspectors are so fond of as they pore over audit logs.

232 ausador  Oct 5, 2014 8:37:03am

Let us hope that eventually some good comes from this, they are discussing contraception, abortion, homosexuality, divorce, etc…

Two week Synod run as an open discussion and including lay Catholics instead of the usual rigid format set by the Roman Curia. A year from now they will get back together, giving everyone time to research their positions and trade viewpoints in the meantime.

Pope Francis: Vatican begins landmark synod to discuss family life

233 nsmith25  Oct 5, 2014 8:53:46am

re: #225 wheat-dogghazi

I’ve commented on that AP US History thread. I’m also working on a blog about it. I took AP US in high school, and as an amateur historian, I don’t find the new framework at all upsetting.

This new framework, in my opinion, is exactly where APUSH should be. Number one, APUSH teachers always have had flexibility within the framework. Good teachers (who must be certified before being able to teach an AP Class, must have their textbooks and syllabus audited before teaching the course) will meet the standards in the ways that their students need. What I think I see in the new framework are a couple of things. Many schools are adding to their pre-college curriculum other Social Studies AP classes. My school in addition to APUSH offers AP World History, AP European History, and AP US Government and Politics. Other schools in our area also offer AP Comparative Government and Politics (Could be called World Governments and Politics). From everything that I know of the new framework, there can be more 3-year or 4-year curricular integration at the AP level. Also, the specific critical reading/writing and interpretation skills need to have already been developed as a pre-requisite to students taking the AP US Government and Politics course. I teach that course to seniors and for what we do, it is a premium. Honestly, the people complaining and moaning about this are just punks. If they really cared, or knew what went on in AP Classes they would be complaining about AP Gov, not APUSH

234 ausador  Oct 5, 2014 8:54:59am

Wonkette picked up some of Todd’s tweets from yesterday…

‘Pro-Life’ Sociopath Todd Kincannon Has Simple Solution For Ebola: Execute All Patients
(and “napalm their villages”)

Also throws in the extremely racist tweets we were commenting on here yesterday.

235 wheat-dogghazi  Oct 5, 2014 9:02:43am

re: #233 nsmith25

Well, they act like APUSH is the only American history high students will ever get, and don’t really understand the purpose and the aims of the course.

Color me surprised. Just kneejerk reactionism, and Kurtz’ column in NRO doesn’t help.

236 Romantic Heretic  Oct 5, 2014 9:07:57am

re: #188 Pie-onist Overlord

Bryan’s Derpstream is Satanic because it’s the Lord’s Holy Day

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Bryan you microcephalic, ignorant, malodorous twat. Science and ethics are entirely different things.

I’m not surprised you don’t know that though. You know nothing about science and even less about ethics.

237 BeenHereAwhile  Oct 5, 2014 9:11:03am

re: #159 freetoken

MP3 Audio

Here is another version by Cake on “Fashion Nugget ,” that Capricorn Records (what a fun company to work for) released:

Youtube Video

238 BeenHereAwhile  Oct 5, 2014 9:27:08am

re: #171 Decatur Deb

Wish we had clamped down on the baleful Australian influence on our media.

The Paul Hogan show was broadcast by the local PBS station in Macon, GA, in the early 1980s.

“The Paul Hogan Show is a popular Australian comedy show which aired on Australian television from 1973 until 1984. It made a star of Paul Hogan, who later appeared in “Crocodile” Dundee. Hogan’s friend (and producer of Crocodile Dundee) John Cornell also appeared in the show, playing Hogan’s dim flatmate Strop.”[…]

[…] Episodes of the series generally opened with Hogan, playing a version of himself he called ‘Hoges’, presenting a stand-up comedy routine dressed in his bridge rigger’s costume of boots, shorts, and shirt with sleeves cut off. The show then presented a series of comedy sketches, usually with Hogan in the lead role and playing various recurring characters, these include:

Nigel Lovelace: a skateboarding eleven-year old (“almost twelve” as they say in the show)[…]

en.m.wikipedia.org

239 Dark_Falcon  Oct 5, 2014 9:30:11am

re: #234 ausador

Wonkette picked up some of Todd’s tweets from yesterday…

‘Pro-Life’ Sociopath Todd Kincannon Has Simple Solution For Ebola: Execute All Patients
(and “napalm their villages”)

Also throws in the extremely racist tweets we were commenting on here yesterday.

240 Dark_Falcon  Oct 5, 2014 9:34:48am

re: #239 Dark_Falcon

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I sent an edited Tweet adding the word ‘how’ in the correct place.

241 darthstar  Oct 5, 2014 9:34:49am

re: #239 Dark_Falcon

Did you just use a #UniteBlue hashtag? You do know what that means, right? Welcome to the Democratic party, DF…we love born-again Democrats…they’re the most active in getting out the message.

242 Jay in Oregon  Oct 5, 2014 9:35:47am

re: #13 PhillyPretzel

The Republican Party is making religion the main plank of its party when it should be the opposite. Memo to GOP: there is a separation between Church (or whatever religion you choose) and State.

Roy Moore thinks that the First Amendment protects the government from infringing on the religious freedoms… of Christians only.

huffingtonpost.com

So he’s .000001% to the left of the rest of his tribe.

243 BeenHereAwhile  Oct 5, 2014 9:37:17am

re: #194 ausador

Probably a good thing there was no beer, Aussies and beer can mean trouble…

[Embedded content]

G’day. Want a cold one?

Youtube Video

244 BigBadDemocrat  Oct 5, 2014 9:39:59am
245 Dr. Matt  Oct 5, 2014 9:44:01am

Luckily Jesus didn’t follow Kincannon’s advice and napalm all those lepers.

246 BeenHereAwhile  Oct 5, 2014 9:46:32am

re: #202 ausador

It is scary how many people want to blindly react in the exact way that ISIS’ propaganda is meant to lead them to act. They would like nothing more than bigoted reprisals against Muslims in the Western countries. Their recruitment would increase exponentially if that starts happening.

Worse thing we can do is to try to frame this as a religious war.

It’s a classic insurgency tactic.

Kill, neutralize or politically marginalize the moderate Muslims.

More to your point, the “Anti-Sharia” Haters are doing ISIL’s work.

247 Dark_Falcon  Oct 5, 2014 9:46:33am

re: #241 darthstar

Did you just use a #UniteBlue hashtag? You do know what that means, right? Welcome to the Democratic party, DF…we love born-again Democrats…they’re the most active in getting out the message.

I used that tag and #tcot as the combination of those two is the best way to get the tweet in front of others. Todd Kincannon is a violent-minded slimeball racist and I want everyone to know it.

248 Dr. Matt  Oct 5, 2014 9:47:47am

Looks like Cornel West is still butthurt because Obama didn’t buy him a pony

Cornel West: Barack Obama is nothing more than ‘the Black face of American empire’

249 Dr. Matt  Oct 5, 2014 9:51:03am
250 ausador  Oct 5, 2014 9:51:31am

re: #244 BigBadDemocrat

Link is borked…

251 calochortus  Oct 5, 2014 9:55:20am

re: #224 Pie-onist Overlord

Can you imagine how it must suck to work for this asshole bigot:

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Maybe he does work harder, however, if he works 10 hour days seven days a week and the business nets $100,000 then he gets the $100,000. If his employees do the same, they get $7.25 (or whatever) an hour plus some overtime. I’m betting he doesn’t do profit sharing.

252 Dark_Falcon  Oct 5, 2014 9:56:27am

Also relevant for smacking down Kincannon:

Ebola Makes a Lousy Bioweapon

There’s a reason why Anthrax—not Ebola—is the bioweapon of choice. It’s easy to spread and produce, and it survives in powder form.

But the greatest danger from an Ebola bioweapon is the fear that it causes.

The fear of infection and strain on the health infrastructure in the West African nations means people are actually dying at higher rates from ordinary diseases. Far more people have likely died from preventable malaria, diarrhea and during childbirth than from Ebola, because they’ve avoided hospitals—and because of the loss of doctors and nurses.

Microorganisms are insidious. They get inside you without you knowing, and kill you from the inside out. It’s scary, even if your odds of becoming infected are astronomically low.

The virus acting on its own—without humans intentionally spreading it—is terrifying enough. Conspiracy theories about Ebola bioweapons play on those fears, and people’s ignorance.

253 Dark_Falcon  Oct 5, 2014 9:57:11am

re: #249 Dr. Matt

Have a downding for the insult.

254 darthstar  Oct 5, 2014 9:58:04am

re: #247 Dark_Falcon

I used that tag and #tcot as the combination of those two is the best way to get the tweet in front of others. Todd Kincannon is a violent-minded slimeball racist and I want everyone to know it.

Using #tcot is the equivalent of shouting “Fire!” while scuba diving…nobody will hear you, and even if they do, they won’t care.

255 BeenHereAwhile  Oct 5, 2014 9:58:49am

re: #248 Dr. Matt

Looks like Cornel West is still butthurt because Obama didn’t buy him a pony

Cornel West: Barack Obama is nothing more than ‘the Black face of American empire’

Cornel West is his own caricature.

256 darthstar  Oct 5, 2014 9:58:50am

re: #254 darthstar

Using #tcot is the equivalent of shouting “Fire!” while scuba diving…nobody will hear you, and even if they do, they won’t care.

Here, let me tweet that to illustrate:

257 Dr. Matt  Oct 5, 2014 10:02:20am

re: #253 Dark_Falcon

Have a downding for the insult.

Sad Seal Iz Sad

258 darthstar  Oct 5, 2014 10:03:59am
259 ausador  Oct 5, 2014 10:05:33am

re: #242 Jay in Oregon

Roy Moore thinks that the First Amendment protects the government from infringing on the religious freedoms… of Christians only.

huffingtonpost.com

So he’s .000001% to the left of the rest of his tribe.

Nothing inspires more confidence in the Justice system than the head justice of a state supreme court saying that the first amendment only applies to Christians!

/

260 Dark_Falcon  Oct 5, 2014 10:06:17am

re: #257 Dr. Matt

Sad Seal Iz Sad

[evil]That fur seal’s gonna be even sadder when I show up with my club.[/evil]

261 calochortus  Oct 5, 2014 10:08:58am

re: #260 Dark_Falcon

[evil]That fur seal’s gonna be even sadder when I show up with my club.[/evil]

Not amusing.

262 A Mom Anon  Oct 5, 2014 10:09:28am

Sooo, once again I don’t have anyone to vote for to represent me in the upcoming House race. All I have is an even farther to the right wingnut than the current idiot, who lost a bid to run for Saxby Chambliss’ Senate seat to David Purdue. (I think I erred yesterday when I said Purdue was running for Governor, he’s not. Nathan Deal-ack- is running to be re-elected against Jimmy Carter’s grandson, Jason)

I usually just bypass that when it happens (and in GA I have had the chance to vote for precisely ONE democrat for this House seat in 17 yrs), but I’m tired of that. Should I vote for myself? My doggie? My son? Can I do that? Don’t even get me started on the state and local level “choices”. ((((shudder)))))

This is a really conservative area, a dem would have a hell of a time running here, but it would be nice if there was an actual choice, seriously.

263 Dark_Falcon  Oct 5, 2014 10:11:46am

The South Carolina State Police continue to school St. Louis County when it comes to dealing with a wrongful shooting by a cop:

Statement from SC trooper who shot unarmed motorist released (VIDEO)

A former South Carolina state trooper who shot and injured a motorist after pulling him over for a seat belt violation had his statement — which details the officer’s side of the story — released Tuesday.

The South Carolina Department of Safety released dash camera footage from officer Sean Groubert’s vehicle, which shows the state trooper following a white truck into a Columbia gas station the afternoon of Sept. 4. Levar Jones exited the vehicle and after being asked for his license reached into the cabin to retrieve it. Groubert then yelled for Jones to get out of the car fired four shots at him.

An unarmed Jones was stuck once in the hip and claims he was in compliance with Groubert the entire time.

“I just got my license. You said get my license,” Jones told Groubert.

The officer said he thought Jones leaped into his vehicle to grab a gun and contends his actions amount to self defense.

It’s the dashcam footage that has proved critical in this case. It made Sean Groubert’s bad actions clear and established that Levar Jones did nothing wrong.

264 darthstar  Oct 5, 2014 10:12:57am

re: #258 darthstar

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Normal color of the Ontake Shrine

265 darthstar  Oct 5, 2014 10:16:10am

re: #263 Dark_Falcon

It’s teh wrongful shootings that are the problem…not just how they handle the public relations fall out.

266 BeachDem  Oct 5, 2014 10:18:32am

re: #265 darthstar

It’s teh wrongful shootings that are the problem…not just how they handle the public relations fall out.

And if it had been a fatal shooting, you can bet that SC would not have been so forthcoming with the dashcam video.

267 Dark_Falcon  Oct 5, 2014 10:18:52am

re: #265 darthstar

It’s teh wrongful shootings that are the problem…not just how they handle the public relations fall out.

I know, DS. But the best way for the SC State Police to prevent such shootings going forwards includes, but is not limited to, properly punishing those who perpetrate such crimes.

268 BeachDem  Oct 5, 2014 10:20:13am

re: #267 Dark_Falcon

I know, DS. But the best way for the SC State Police to prevent such shootings going forwards includes, but is not limited to, properly punishing those who perpetrate such crimes.

See my 266. Had it been a fatal shooting, they would have rallied the troops and been anything BUT forthcoming.

269 Stanley Sea  Oct 5, 2014 10:20:51am

re: #268 BeachDem

See my 266. Had it been a fatal shooting, they would have rallied the troops and been anything BUT forthcoming.

Ya, they left a witness.

gah

270 darthstar  Oct 5, 2014 10:21:00am

re: #268 BeachDem

See my 266. Had it been a fatal shooting, they would have rallied the troops and been anything BUT forthcoming.

Well, ‘ongoing investigations’ and all…but a survivor talks, so it’s harder to hide.

271 darthstar  Oct 5, 2014 10:23:29am
272 darthstar  Oct 5, 2014 10:24:08am

Hell, if I made the trek to Mecca it’d be all over facebook.

273 sagehen  Oct 5, 2014 10:30:24am

re: #252 Dark_Falcon

Also relevant for smacking down Kincannon:

Ebola Makes a Lousy Bioweapon

Tom Clancy, “Executive Orders”

It starts with the ending scene from the previous book (“Debt of Honor”), where somebody used a fully-fueled jumbo jet as a missile. (worse than ours; in this story he smacked it right into the capital just before the State of the Union speech was about to start. Took out most of Congress, most of the cabinet, 7 of the Supremes, newly-appointed VP Jack Ryan happened to be in the tunnels on the way there and was spared.)

Two chapters later, there’s a horrible stock market crash (caused by something different than what caused ours) — and then a few chapters after that the Terr’rists set off aerosolized ebola in several convention centers during crowded events full of out-of-staters. Also, Iran took over Iraq as the endgame after a series of effective moves by Iranian intelligence agencies.

To people who’ve read this book, Ebola in America has to look like the culmination of a prophecy.

274 Charles Johnson  Oct 5, 2014 10:34:06am
275 calochortus  Oct 5, 2014 10:35:05am

Time to get back to earthquake-proofing the wine “cellar.”

BBL

276 Decatur Deb  Oct 5, 2014 10:35:32am

re: #245 Dr. Matt

Luckily Jesus didn’t follow Kincannon’s advice and napalm all those lepers.

At least the TPGOP has finally come up with a health care plan.

277 darthstar  Oct 5, 2014 10:35:58am

The more you know…

278 Charles Johnson  Oct 5, 2014 10:37:45am

Wow - headed for 5000 retweets now - got retweeted last night by Judd Apatow.

279 Charles Johnson  Oct 5, 2014 10:38:31am

Weird how an off-handed comment can catch on like that.

280 Romantic Heretic  Oct 5, 2014 10:52:09am

re: #273 sagehen

Tom Clancy, “Executive Orders”

It starts with the ending scene from the previous book (“Debt of Honor”), where somebody used a fully-fueled jumbo jet as a missile. (worse than ours; in this story he smacked it right into the capital just before the State of the Union speech was about to start. Took out most of Congress, most of the cabinet, 7 of the Supremes, newly-appointed VP Jack Ryan happened to be in the tunnels on the way there and was spared.)

Two chapters later, there’s a horrible stock market crash (caused by something different than what caused ours) — and then a few chapters after that the Terr’rists set off aerosolized ebola in several convention centers during crowded events full of out-of-staters. Also, Iran took over Iraq as the endgame after a series of effective moves by Iranian intelligence agencies.

To people who’ve read this book, Ebola in America has to look like the culmination of a prophecy.

Read that one. There was a really scary description of an MLRS bomblet strike near the end. Five acres of land covered in hand grenades. 0_0

One quibble. The engineered stock market crash was in the previous book, Debt of Honor. Some Japanese plutocrat wanted revenge for WWII and so started another, much smaller war. The crash was to keep the US busy.

I laughed at how the crash was solved. They just ignored it and reset the markets to the day before the crash. Demonstrating yet again that value is purely imaginary.

281 Charles Johnson  Oct 5, 2014 10:52:16am
282 jaunte  Oct 5, 2014 10:53:43am

re: #224 Pie-onist Overlord

As an employer, I KNOW I work harder than ANY of my employees, I’m the first to show up & last to leave, EVERY DAMN DAY!

It doesn’t sound like he’s yet figured out he has to pay enough to get employees that care about his business.

283 Archangelus  Oct 5, 2014 10:55:12am

re: #279 Charles Johnson

Weird how an off-handed comment can catch on like that.

Behold the awesome might of the interwebs…

284 Ryan King  Oct 5, 2014 10:55:18am
285 JustMark  Oct 5, 2014 10:56:40am

re: #282 jaunte

It doesn’t sound like he’s yet figured out he has to pay enough to get employees that care about his business.

I worked for a guy like that. Paid minimum wage and no overtime. None of us put forth the extra effort. He wanted free labor and to not share the spoils. I didn’t stay and he didn’t last…

286 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi  Oct 5, 2014 10:58:06am

re: #277 darthstar

The more you know…

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I love that little wiggle in your walk,
The way you cuddle on my … wait! no! get off!

287 Archangelus  Oct 5, 2014 11:01:32am

Meanwhile:

Republicans Just Got Some Really Bad News In One Of The Reddest Of Red States

A few weeks after the national Republican Party moved in to revamp the campaign and begin an ad blitz aimed at saving incumbent Sen. Pat Roberts’ job, a new poll shows him facing more of an uphill battle than ever against independent businessman Greg Orman.

The poll, from NBC News and Marist College, finds Orman leading Roberts 48-38 among likely voters. The NBC/Marist survey is better news for Orman than other recent polls, which have shown him with significant but less substantial single-digit leads. The battle for control of the US Senate is coming down to six or seven crucial states — Colorado, Iowa, Alaska, Louisiana, Arkansas, North Carolina, and Kansas — and Kansas serves as the potential wild card. Roberts survived a primary challenge from a Tea Party candidate, but Orman has presented an even more daunting battle.

Roberts is viewed in a highly unfavorable light by Kansans. Just 37% of those surveyed in the poll said they view him favorably, compared with 47% who view him in an unfavorable light. Those respective numbers are 46-26 for Orman.

Courtesy of Yahoo

288 Ryan King  Oct 5, 2014 11:07:18am

You think they’ll catch it?

289 ausador  Oct 5, 2014 11:09:28am

re: #281 Charles Johnson

Breaking: Ebola found to live indefinitely in the warm, moist environment of voting booths.

I tweeted a version of that out to #tcot a couple of times already. ;)

290 darthstar  Oct 5, 2014 11:12:09am

re: #288 Ryan King

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You think they’ll catch it?

My ex-wife’s grandmother was married to my ex-wife’s mother’s first husband. (I wanted to say “My ex-wife’s grandmother was married to her daughter’s first husband.” but there were too many ways to misinterpret that…the facts of that family were hard enough on their own.)

291 Ryan King  Oct 5, 2014 11:14:10am

Dim is at it again with a BREAKING:

BREAKING: Dallas Searching for Homeless Ebola Patient - Who Went Missing

Dallas officials are searching for a homeless Ebola patient. The man was told he needed to be monitored but went missing.
NBC-DFW reported:

Dallas County officials are searching for a homeless man who may have come into contact with Ebola patient Thomas Eric Duncan, but they say they consider the man is low-risk.

The man was seen Saturday and checked for symptoms and showed none, Dallas County Judge Clay Jenkins said during the daily briefing Sunday from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

The man was tested and told he needed to be monitored, but he left, added Dr. David Lakey of the Texas Department of State Health Services.

Jenkins said sheriff’s office and police department teams are trying to find the man so they can “get him to a comfortable, compassionate place where we can monitor him and care for his every need for the full incubation period.”

“I want to emphasize that he is a low-risk individual, and we are doing this out of precautionary measures,” Jenkins added.

So if you came into contact with an ebola patient and are required to be monitored, according to Dim, you are an ebola patient. That means there are 100’s cases in Texas! AAAAHHHH!!!!

292 darthstar  Oct 5, 2014 11:14:17am
293 Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 5, 2014 11:19:47am

re: #287 Archangelus

Meanwhile:

Republicans Just Got Some Really Bad News In One Of The Reddest Of Red States

Courtesy of Yahoo

The battle for control of the US Senate is coming down to six or seven crucial states — Colorado, Iowa, Alaska, Louisiana, Arkansas, North Carolina, and Kansas — and Kansas serves as the potential wild card.

These “experts” never consider what’s happening with McConnell in Kentucky.
He never wins by a large margin and this time his campaign is on el cheapo life support.

294 Shiplord Kirel  Oct 5, 2014 11:33:53am

Arutz Sheva is reporting that Thomas Duncan has died. No other source, but freepers are running with it.

295 PhillyPretzel  Oct 5, 2014 11:38:08am

re: #294 Shiplord Kirel

Nothing on yahoo about it. Nothing about his “death” at WSJ or NYT either.

296 Feline Fearless Leader  Oct 5, 2014 11:40:53am

re: #285 JustMark

I worked for a guy like that. Paid minimum wage and no overtime. None of us put forth the extra effort. He wanted free labor and to not share the spoils. I didn’t stay and he didn’t last…

What? You weren’t fanatically loyal to him simply for him offering any job at all?
////

297 Timothy Watson  Oct 5, 2014 11:42:56am

Can someone please give George Will a big pile of STFU?

One can only imagine what Will was like in college.

298 Pie-onist Overlord  Oct 5, 2014 11:43:36am

re: #282 jaunte

It doesn’t sound like he’s yet figured out he has to pay enough to get employees that care about his business.

299 Pie-onist Overlord  Oct 5, 2014 11:44:13am

re: #294 Shiplord Kirel

Arutz Sheva is reporting that Thomas Duncan has died. No other source, but freepers are running with it.

Arutz Sheva is the Israeli equivalent of Fox News

300 Pie-onist Overlord  Oct 5, 2014 11:45:27am

And I am still getting Derptweets from gun-fuckers who insist HURR HURR IF TEH JUICE HAD GUNZ THEY COULD OF STOPPED TEH HOLOCAUST!!!!!!

301 Varek Raith  Oct 5, 2014 11:48:22am

Need some good vibes for my sister’s friend.
He had an aneurysm and stroke this morning.

302 JustMark  Oct 5, 2014 11:49:02am

re: #296 Feline Fearless Leader

Up until he started offering benefits!

303 Stanley Sea  Oct 5, 2014 11:50:06am

re: #301 Varek Raith

Need some good vibes for my sister’s friend.
He had an aneurysm and stroke this morning.

Aw man.

304 wrenchwench  Oct 5, 2014 12:08:53pm
305 Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 5, 2014 12:10:54pm

re: #304 wrenchwench

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chemfrogs!!11!!!
RUN for your lives!!!!!

306 Stanley Sea  Oct 5, 2014 12:12:48pm

re: #304 wrenchwench

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Beautiful color.

307 William Barnett-Lewis  Oct 5, 2014 12:16:23pm

re: #249 Dr. Matt

Oh, that’s so much better than what they say… Not.

Lemme put it like this: It’s still trolling even if it’s aligned with the better side.

308 PhillyPretzel  Oct 5, 2014 12:17:59pm

OT Whew! I just realized that I left my thermapen in the freezer from 11:30 this morning. It is cold but it still is working.

309 wrenchwench  Oct 5, 2014 12:18:50pm

re: #306 Stanley Sea

Beautiful color.

Looks almost like a … small football …

310 Varek Raith  Oct 5, 2014 12:21:00pm

re: #304 wrenchwench

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Little Green Frogs.

311 ausador  Oct 5, 2014 12:25:53pm

Dim Jim has another sad…

312 Feline Fearless Leader  Oct 5, 2014 12:28:17pm
313 ausador  Oct 5, 2014 12:30:03pm

re: #295 PhillyPretzel

Nothing on yahoo about it. Nothing about his “death” at WSJ or NYT either.

Or at CNN, AP, NBC, CBS, ABC…

314 Charles Johnson  Oct 5, 2014 12:30:20pm
315 Stanley Sea  Oct 5, 2014 12:30:30pm

re: #312 Feline Fearless Leader

Thread needs more gators!

I’m here!

316 Feline Fearless Leader  Oct 5, 2014 12:35:14pm
318 TedStriker  Oct 5, 2014 12:43:06pm

re: #317 Varek Raith

Former SC GOP director: Execute anyone who comes into contact with Ebola — ‘it’s just math’
Monster.

“It’s just math”

You know who else was really good with that sort of math, Todd? The fucking Nazis while they were carrying out the Final Solution, you tool.

319 Patricia Kayden  Oct 5, 2014 12:43:45pm

re: #297 Timothy Watson

Can someone please give George Will a big pile of STFU?

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One can only imagine what Will was like in college.

Thankfully George Will’s opinions are irrelevant.

320 Jenner7  Oct 5, 2014 12:48:26pm

I just got called a “trader”. lololololol

The person who called me that believes Obama is a loser Muslim terrorist. I fully admitted to being a trader and will turn myself in to the authorities.

So dumb.

321 Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 5, 2014 12:52:40pm

re: #320 Jenner7

I just got called a “trader”. lololololol

The person who called me that believes Obama is a loser Muslim terrorist. I fully admitted to being a trader and will turn myself in to the authorities.

So dumb.

Does “trader” mean you are a free market Ferengi?

322 Kragar  Oct 5, 2014 12:54:29pm

Todd Kincannon at it again

323 PhillyPretzel  Oct 5, 2014 12:56:19pm

re: #322 Kragar

Oy vey. Some folks should heed the words of Catherine the Great: “Think before you speak but do not speak about what you think.”

324 Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 5, 2014 12:56:29pm

Paul Revere, organist and ringleader of the long-running rock band the Raiders, passed away October 4th at his home in Idaho, the band’s official website revealed. Revere was 76. No cause of death was revealed, but TMZ reports that Revere (born Paul Revere Dick) battled with cancer over the past year. Thanks to his colorful clothing and infectious stage persona, Revere earned a reputation as “the madman of rock & roll.” He and his Raiders scored a handful of hits throughout their five decades together, including their anti-drug smash “Kicks.”

325 PhillyPretzel  Oct 5, 2014 12:57:32pm

re: #324 Backwoods_Sleuth

RIP.

326 Varek Raith  Oct 5, 2014 1:00:55pm

Thanks, guys and gals.

327 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Oct 5, 2014 1:02:20pm

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