World Net Daily Founder Joseph Farah Celebrates Earth’s 6,028th Birthday

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Would you be surprised to learn Joseph Farah, owner of the utterly deranged right wing Birther/conspiracy theory journal World Net Daily, is a dyed-in-the-wool young Earth creationist? No, you say? I didn’t think so. But today he removes all doubt with a loony screed that’s like reading a message from the Dark Ages: Was World Created 6,028 Years Ago Today?

Do you believe the world is hundreds of millions or even billions of years old as evolutionists do?

Or do you believe the Earth is much younger, in line with the biblical genealogies beginning with Adam and Eve?

People get annoyed with me when I raise this issue. They say, “Farah, why don’t you stick with politics, instead of science and religion?” They say I jeopardize my credibility in reporting the news and the pressing issues of the day.

That, of course, is ridiculous, because in order to “jeopardize” his credibility, Farah would first need to have some.

When I did a regular daily talk-radio show years ago, my producer would beg me not to go there, because, as he believed then, evolution was a matter of scientific proof, not a theory. (After listening to me talk about this topic day in and day out, he finally came around.)

(Probably just to shut him up.)

I take the Bible literally - and seriously. And the Bible strongly affirms a date in the neighborhood of 6,000 years, at least for the age of man, who was created on the sixth day, according to Genesis. If that’s not true, it calls into question the rest of the Bible’s accuracy.

Ya think? But of course, that will never do, because Farah needs to believe that a book that’s been translated and filtered and rewritten since the Bronze Age contains absolute literal truth in every word.

But hey? What about all those fossils of dinosaurs? Not a problem!

I know what some of you are thinking: “Farah, what about the dinosaurs that were tens of millions of years old? How do you explain that?” Quite simply, I don’t believe it. Throughout man’s history, in every culture, we have stories, pictures and sculptures depicting dragons and leviathans and sea serpents. Are we to believe these were all concocted in man’s imagination? Even the Bible references such observations. If behemoths like the one described in chapter 40 of the Book of Job somehow threatened the Bible account of history, I don’t think it would be there.

Hard to argue with logic like that.

Farah continues in this vein for a quite a while longer, but I had to stop after that paragraph, dear reader, because young Earth creationism makes me very irritable. But Farah’s blind stupidity is absolutely not unusual in the right wing, or even in the Republican Party. More than one GOP congressman would fall right in line with this anti-science gobbledegook.

These are the pig-ignorant fanatics who believe they should control America, folks.

(h/t: Right Wing Watch.)

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244 comments
1 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Oct 23, 2014 10:42:27am

They say I jeopardize my credibility in reporting the news and the pressing issues of the day.

Bwwwwwahaaahhahahahahhahah

2 bill d  Oct 23, 2014 10:43:32am

IF EVOLUTION IS REAL HOW COME THERE ARE STILL FARAHS?!?

3 Jack Burton  Oct 23, 2014 10:43:41am

They can’t even get their own made up bullshit correct. That or addition is too adult of a boggle for them. According to the Ussher date for “creation”, the Earth would be 6017 today (ish… I’m not wasting anymore time on figuring out how the Julian-to-Gregorian calendar change affects this.)

4 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Oct 23, 2014 10:43:58am

I know what some of you are thinking: “Farah, what about the dinosaurs that were tens of millions of years old? How do you explain that?” Quite simply, I don’t believe it.

I guess the fossils are just “theory” as well.

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5 Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 23, 2014 10:44:48am

He jeopardizes his credibility by opening his mouth.

6 Kragar  Oct 23, 2014 10:45:05am

7 Kragar  Oct 23, 2014 10:46:25am

Joseph Farah, an ignorant slack jawed yokel in any era.

8 Jack Burton  Oct 23, 2014 10:47:19am

re: #6 Kragar

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Papists are devil worshiping heathens!!1!

9 freetoken  Oct 23, 2014 10:47:46am

Getting some attention today, the related problem of textbooks:

Texas textbook review: ‘I’d like a Biblical check on that’

10 Timothy Watson  Oct 23, 2014 10:48:46am

re: #4 The Fourth Football of the Apocalypse (Bulworth)

I know what some of you are thinking: “Farah, what about the dinosaurs that were tens of millions of years old? How do you explain that?” Quite simply, I don’t believe it.

I guess the fossils are just “theory” as well.

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Don’t tempt him, he’ll have Carl Everett do an opinion piece.

11 Vicious Piebola  Oct 23, 2014 10:49:45am
If behemoths like the one described in chapter 40 of the Book of Job

THIS MYTHICAL BEAST:

12 Mattand  Oct 23, 2014 10:51:45am
These are the pig-ignorant fanatics who believe they should control America, folks.

And this is why I get irritable whenever I hear how the GOP is going to take over both houses of Congress in two weeks.

Most Americans politically are so fucking wrapped up in the whole “They’re all equally bad” false balance, they think the party that ground the government to a halt twice in 20 years are the perfect people to run government.

And putting the GOP in control opens the door to the fanatics like Farrah who are hell bent on turning the US into the Christian version of Saudi Arabia.

But all politicians are the same. Idiots.

13 EPR-radar  Oct 23, 2014 10:52:17am

These are the pig-ignorant fanatics that millions of ‘moderate Republicans’ will vote for in a few days, possibly giving control of the Senate to the GOP.

14 Vogon Poetry  Oct 23, 2014 10:52:38am

re: #7 Kragar

Joseph Farah, an ignorant slack jawed yokel in any era.

Slack jawed yokels don’t appreciate the reference. Even they disavow this nitwit.

15 Jack Burton  Oct 23, 2014 10:52:49am

re: #10 Timothy Watson

Don’t tempt him, he’ll have Carl Everett do an opinion piece.

LOL

“God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can’t say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex.”

Who saw this? There was supposedly only 2 people in existence then, and they were busy doing the thing claimed to be observed.

16 Vicious Piebola  Oct 23, 2014 10:53:14am

re: #15 Jack Burton

LOL

Who saw this? There was supposedly only 2 people in existence then, and they were busy doing the thing claimed to be observed.

Satan.

17 Ace-o-aces  Oct 23, 2014 10:53:17am
Throughout man’s history, in every culture, we have stories, pictures and sculptures depicting dragons and leviathans and sea serpents. Are we to believe these were all concocted in man’s imagination?

IMAGININ THINGS MEANS THINKIN’ AN THINKIN DONE MAKE MA BRAIN BONE ACHE!!!!!

18 Ace-o-aces  Oct 23, 2014 10:54:19am

re: #6 Kragar

Yeah, well, what do expect from a PAPIST?

19 Jack Burton  Oct 23, 2014 10:54:36am

re: #16 Vicious Piebola

Satan.

Then he’s claiming either Satan wrote the bible, or God and/or Satan are just “somebody”.

20 EPR-radar  Oct 23, 2014 10:54:51am

re: #12 Mattand

And this is why I get irritable whenever I hear how the GOP is going to take over both houses of Congress in two weeks.

Most Americans politically are so fucking wrapped up in the whole “They’re all equally bad” false balance, they think the party that ground the government to halt twice in 20 years are the perfect people to run government.

And putting the GOP in control opens the door to the fanatics like Farrah who are hell bent on turning the US into the Christian version of Saudi Arabia.

But all politicians are the same. Idiots.

If the main stream media would just do their bloody jobs for once by exposing the GOP for what it is, such magical balance fairy nonsense might not be so popular with voters.

21 makeitstop  Oct 23, 2014 10:55:53am

re: #20 EPR-radar

If the main stream media would just do their bloody jobs for once by exposing the GOP for what it is, such magical balance fairy nonsense might not be so popular with voters.

But they’re all paid big dollars to do the opposite.

22 Vogon Poetry  Oct 23, 2014 10:56:09am

Ah, got a live one (re the grand jury in the Wilson case).

Some people, they just don’t realize the rabbit hole they’re going down.

UPDATE:

23 Vogon Poetry  Oct 23, 2014 10:57:22am

re: #16 Vicious Piebola

You’ve got to say it with conviction.

Youtube Video

24 klys  Oct 23, 2014 11:01:27am

re: #20 EPR-radar

If the main stream media would just do their bloody jobs for once by exposing the GOP for what it is, such magical balance fairy nonsense might not be so popular with voters.

I am totally sitting on an ETHICS IN GAMING JOURNALISM snark.

Unsuccessfully.

25 Higgs Boson's Mate  Oct 23, 2014 11:03:13am

re: #12 Mattand

And this is why I get irritable whenever I hear how the GOP is going to take over both houses of Congress in two weeks.

Most Americans politically are so fucking wrapped up in the whole “They’re all equally bad” false balance, they think the party that ground the government to a halt twice in 20 years are the perfect people to run government.

And putting the GOP in control opens the door to the fanatics like Farrah who are hell bent on turning the US into the Christian version of Saudi Arabia.

But all politicians are the same. Idiots.

Democrats do little to refute the “They’re all equally bad,” meme. Their messaging is often the equivalent of bringing a ukelele to a gunfight.

26 Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 23, 2014 11:03:25am

Why do they need a grand jury anyway? Why can’t they just charge him with murder and be done with it?

27 Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 23, 2014 11:03:57am

I have a feeling the GOP will retake the senate in a couple of weeks time.

28 freetoken  Oct 23, 2014 11:04:29am

There’s big money in religion in America:

Duck Dynasty Scion Sadie Roberston Praises HIM for Her Rumba

29 Vicious Piebola  Oct 23, 2014 11:06:05am

Uch, wingnuts are trumpteting the “Good Guy With A Gun” meme, conveniently omitting to say that Kevin Vickers is a trained professional who spent 30 years in the Mounties.

30 Targetpractice  Oct 23, 2014 11:06:09am

re: #22 Vogon Poetry

Ah, got a live one (re the grand jury in the Wilson case).

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Damage is already done, her interview will only reach a fraction of the audience that the StL Dispatch and WaPo got to hours before. It’s already accepted as a “fact” that she agrees with Wilson’s story, even if in reality she was only agreeing that it’s one plausible scenario.

31 Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 23, 2014 11:06:15am

re: #25 Higgs Boson’s Mate

Democrats do little to refute the “They’re all equally bad,” meme. Their messaging is often the equivalent of bringing a ukelele to a gunfight.

QFT. Most Dems aren’t as organized as the GOP are.

The Republicans have the advantage of a media machine that goes, lockstep, with every single talking point they come up with. Radio shows, Fox News, Right Wing blogs, even GOP politicians. The level of integrated messaging is impressive. It’s literally the same message across every medium.

Democrats, since they don’t live in a talking point filled bubble, lack such a cohesive machine to serve their ends. It’s a big issue and one not easily addressed.

32 jamesfirecat  Oct 23, 2014 11:06:22am

re: #14 Vogon Poetry

Slack jawed yokels don’t appreciate the reference. Even they disavow this nitwit.

Some folks’lll never eat a skunk
But then again, some folks’ll
Like Cletus Farah, the slack-jawed yokel!

33 Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 23, 2014 11:06:55am

re: #29 Vicious Piebola

Uch, wingnuts are trumpteting the “Good Guy With A Gun” meme, conveniently omitting to say that Kevin Vickers is a trained professional who spent 30 years in the Mounties.

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Yeah and those are the RIGHT “Good guys” to have around when stuff happens.

34 freetoken  Oct 23, 2014 11:06:58am

re: #25 Higgs Boson’s Mate

Democrats do little to refute the “They’re all equally bad,” meme. Their messaging is often the equivalent of bringing a ukelele to a gunfight.

For example:

Grothman, Harris spar over taxes, global warming

[…]

On environmental regulation, both men said they support the Keystone Pipeline, but they differed broadly over the significance of climate change.

Asked about efforts to cut carbon emissions from coal plants, [Republican] Grothman said, “You are going to harm Wisconsin’s economy…I think some of this is based on global warming concerns, and we really haven’t had any global warming in this country for I believe about 15 years now. So as a result, I think part of it is addressing a problem we may find out is not a problem at all.”

[Democrat] Harris said: “I believe that global warming is probably settled science. But to the extent that it’s man-made or natural, there is probably some room for debate. But the fact there is global warming occurring is really hard to deny if you look at pictures of the polar ice caps or even snow coverage in Greenland…So I don’t think we can completely ignore carbon emissions…I think even Wisconsin’s economy can be better off if the government invests in or promotes alternative forms of energy.”

[…]

35 Varek Raith  Oct 23, 2014 11:09:20am

Suckers, the Earth is 6 minutes 49 seconds old.

36 De Kolta Chair  Oct 23, 2014 11:09:49am

37 Timothy Watson  Oct 23, 2014 11:14:15am

re: #26 Eclectic Cyborg

Why do they need a grand jury anyway? Why can’t they just charge him with murder and be done with it?

Don’t know specifically about Missouri, but some states require a grand jury indictment before a felony charge can go to trial. Although, in Virginia, you can of course arrest the defendant, go through a preliminary hearing and then go to the grand jury.

38 De Kolta Chair  Oct 23, 2014 11:16:41am

39 Higgs Boson's Mate  Oct 23, 2014 11:22:44am

re: #31 Eclectic Cyborg

Democrats, since they don’t live in a talking point filled bubble, lack such a cohesive machine to serve their ends. It’s a big issue and one not easily addressed.

Adherence to some easily understood and concisely explained themes would help that a lot. As would Democrats not running away from their own achievements every time an election comes around. Here we are with a crucial mid-term approaching and our very own Democratic president has managed to dispirit Hispanic voters by forestalling executive action on immigration. Does he, or anyone else, actually believe that those voters who are hostile to immigrants will actually vote Democratic at any time, or that appeasing your enemies will raise your friends enthusiasm? Vote for us: We’re timid!

40 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Oct 23, 2014 11:23:33am

re: #35 Varek Raith

Suckers, the Earth is 6 minutes 49 seconds old.

Always.

41 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Oct 23, 2014 11:24:19am

Farah, you infidel. The Earth cannot be 6000 years old. The Septuagint - the version often quoted by Jesus and Paul - says it’s about 7500 years old. So you will burn in hell.

42 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Oct 23, 2014 11:25:28am

re:
#28

“HIM for her RUMBA”?

The world is getting harder to understand every day.

43 Rightwingconspirator  Oct 23, 2014 11:27:39am

re: #29 Vicious Piebola

Uch, wingnuts are trumpteting the “Good Guy With A Gun” meme, conveniently omitting to say that Kevin Vickers is a trained professional who spent 30 years in the Mounties.

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Who would better fit the description, really?

44 jaunte  Oct 23, 2014 11:27:51am
More than one GOP congressman would fall right in line with this anti-science gobbledegook.

They’re perfectly capable of enduring the cognitive dissonance of taking money from the fossil fuel industry while ignoring the geology that made it possible.

45 Skip Intro  Oct 23, 2014 11:30:25am

re: #13 EPR-radar

These are the pig-ignorant fanatics that millions of ‘moderate Republicans’ will vote for in a few days, possibly giving control of the Senate to the GOP.

There are no moderate Republicans any more. You couldn’t possibly be moderate and still associate with a party filled with and run by totally ignorant loons.

The “moderates” will just sit this one out, because they’ll sure as hell will never vote for a Democrat.

46 Skip Intro  Oct 23, 2014 11:32:00am

re: #15 Jack Burton

LOL

Who saw this? There was supposedly only 2 people in existence then, and they were busy doing the thing claimed to be observed.

Well, that would be the author of Genesis, of course, since it’s a first person account.

Where did that person come from? You’ll be going to hell for asking such questions.

47 iossarian  Oct 23, 2014 11:32:06am

re: #43 Rightwingconspirator

Who would better fit the description, really?

The average yokel in Arkansas who thinks he’s going to be stopping shake-downs at Piggly-Wiggly with his penis substitute constitutionally-mandated death device?

48 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Oct 23, 2014 11:32:34am

re: #45 Skip Intro

A “moderate” who will never vote D is not a moderate anymore.

49 Vogon Poetry  Oct 23, 2014 11:33:16am

re: #46 Skip Intro

Well, that would be the author of Genesis, of course, since it’s a first person account.

Where did that person come from? You’ll be going to hell for asking such questions.

Peter Gabriel, Phil Collins, Steve Hackett, Mike Rutherford, and Tony Banks? /and if there is a hell, I’ll see you there (listening to Genesis and NIN)

50 jaunte  Oct 23, 2014 11:33:23am

Good kids with guns.

The Broken Bow School Board voted unanimously Monday to allow students to pose with guns in school pictures after parents* advocated for the change, the Omaha World-Herald reported.
talkingpointsmemo.com

*Because their child will never have a gun accident after posing with it in their school yearbook.

51 CriticalDragon1177  Oct 23, 2014 11:33:38am

“World Net Daily Founder Joseph Farah Celebrates Earth’s 6,028th Birthday”

And once shows the world just how out of touch with reality he is.

52 Rightwingconspirator  Oct 23, 2014 11:34:10am

GGT, FNB in the house-?

You might find this bit of history a fun read.

In 1938, L.A. woman went to jail for wearing slacks in courtroom.
ndergarten teacher Helen Hulick made Los Angeles court history — and struck a blow for women’s fashion — in 1938.

Hulick arrived in downtown L.A. court to testify against two burglary suspects. But the courtroom drama immediately shifted to the slacks she was wearing. Judge Arthur S. Guerin rescheduled her testimony and ordered her to wear a dress next time.

Hulick was quoted in the Nov. 10, 1938, Los Angeles Times saying, “You tell the judge I will stand on my rights. If he orders me to change into a dress I won’t do it. I like slacks. They’re comfortable.”

She returned to court five days later — in slacks — infuriating the judge.

53 Ace-o-aces  Oct 23, 2014 11:34:29am
54 Vogon Poetry  Oct 23, 2014 11:34:33am
55 wrenchwitch  Oct 23, 2014 11:35:22am

re: #22 Vogon Poetry

Ah, got a live one (re the grand jury in the Wilson case).

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From the last link:

“I’m not saying that Brown going for the gun is the only explanation. I’m saying the officer said he was going for the gun and the right thumb wound supports that,” Melinek. “I have limited information. It could also be consistent with other scenarios. That’s the important thing. That’s why the witnesses need to speak to the grand jury and the grand jury needs to hear all the unbiased testimony and compare those statements to the physical evidence.”

OK, I feel better about Melinek… and worse (again) about the Post-Dispatch.

56 BeenHereAwhile  Oct 23, 2014 11:36:06am

re: #24 klys

I am totally sitting on an ETHICS IN GAMING JOURNALISM snark.

Unsuccessfully.

@ChrisWarcraft has posted some really funny inimitable responses to some of the GameGate trolls.

Chris Kluwe @ChrisWarcraft:
Oh heck, one more for fun. Hey RogueStarGamez, any update on your game? Kickstarter backers getting anything yet?

(unlinked RSG)

57 Rightwingconspirator  Oct 23, 2014 11:36:36am

re: #47 iossarian

That’s why I used the word “really”.

58 Skip Intro  Oct 23, 2014 11:36:39am

re: #29 Vicious Piebola

Uch, wingnuts are trumpteting the “Good Guy With A Gun” meme, conveniently omitting to say that Kevin Vickers is a trained professional who spent 30 years in the Mounties.

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How come all of the people who worship at the feet of the “good guy with a gun” won’t let them inside their legislative chambers, even in open carry states?

59 Floral Giraffe  Oct 23, 2014 11:36:43am

This! Just this!
“These are the pig-ignorant fanatics who believe they should control America, folks.”
Charles

60 CriticalDragon1177  Oct 23, 2014 11:37:00am

re: #29 Vicious Piebola

61 Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 23, 2014 11:37:03am

I wonder if someone is already selling replica Gold Scepters.

Half /

62 iossarian  Oct 23, 2014 11:37:10am

re: #50 jaunte

Good kids with guns.

What a stupid idea. What about the parents of kids who don’t particularly want them waiting in line for their photo in front of the average male 16-year-old midwesterner, equipped with an Uzi?

63 Targetpractice  Oct 23, 2014 11:37:25am

re: #54 Vogon Poetry

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64 iossarian  Oct 23, 2014 11:38:27am

re: #57 Rightwingconspirator

That’s why I used the word “really”.

My point being that the “good guys with guns” idiocy is used to support the yokel and his wackily carefree attitude towards gun safety, not the Mountie.

65 iossarian  Oct 23, 2014 11:39:24am

re: #58 Skip Intro

How come all of the people who worship at the feet of the “good guy with a gun” won’t let them inside their legislative chambers, even in open carry states?

Because they’re not stupid. Or at least, they have a certain kind of survival-oriented cunning.

66 Skip Intro  Oct 23, 2014 11:39:43am

re: #48 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

A “moderate” who will never vote D is not a moderate anymore.

We’re talking about Republicans here.

67 Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 23, 2014 11:40:39am

If Democrats would realize they don’t need center-right voters to win elections it might make things easier for them.

68 Skip Intro  Oct 23, 2014 11:41:38am

re: #65 iossarian

Because they’re not stupid. Or at least, they have a certain kind of survival-oriented cunning.

But that raises a logical inconsistency.

Oh, wait. These are Republicans we’re talking about. Never mind.

69 Rightwingconspirator  Oct 23, 2014 11:41:54am

re: #64 iossarian

Right this is how to push back on the phrase them. Take the term back from the thief.

70 Higgs Boson's Mate  Oct 23, 2014 11:42:18am

re: #48 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

A “moderate” who will never vote D is not a moderate anymore.

These days a moderate or a swing voter is someone who doesn’t want to admit to a pollster that they’re an asshole Republican (Excuse the redundancy).

71 EPR-radar  Oct 23, 2014 11:45:22am

re: #70 Higgs Boson’s Mate

These days a moderate or a swing voter is someone who doesn’t want to admit to a pollster that they’re an asshole Republican (Excuse the redundancy).

I would be shy around pollsters if I routinely voted for creationists, neo-confederates, religious fanatics working for theocracy, and assorted other nuts, fools and bigots.

72 Feline Fearless Leader  Oct 23, 2014 11:45:33am

re: #33 Eclectic Cyborg

Yeah and those are the RIGHT “Good guys” to have around when stuff happens.

And I’m sure they’re ignoring that the soldier at the War Memorial also had a gun.

73 iossarian  Oct 23, 2014 11:47:01am

re: #69 Rightwingconspirator

Right this is how to push back on the phrase. Take it back from the thief.

Fair enough, though I’m not sure where you’re going with this. There are no “good guys with guns” - the phrase is meaningless.

There are guys and gals with guns. Sometimes they turn out to be helpful; vastly more often they wind up killing people through bad intentions, stupidity or just plan bad luck. The guy over at DailyKos rounds up the highlights in his GunFail blog.

74 makeitstop  Oct 23, 2014 11:47:05am

re: #70 Higgs Boson’s Mate

These days a moderate or a swing voter is someone who doesn’t want to admit to a pollster that they’re an asshole Republican (Excuse the redundancy).

Republicans fleeing the scene of the crime. (I believe Charlie Pierce said that.)

75 Feline Fearless Leader  Oct 23, 2014 11:48:18am

re: #66 Skip Intro

We’re talking about Republicans here.

I thought the moderate Republican was a mythical beast at this point. Sort of like assuming “spherical cows” in order to make certain theories and models calculate with less noise.
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76 Skip Intro  Oct 23, 2014 11:51:36am

re: #75 Feline Fearless Leader

“Moderate Republicans” are like DF here. They seem mostly sane, but when it comes time to vote, the crazier the better (as long as they have an R after their name).

77 Vicious Piebola  Oct 23, 2014 11:53:05am

I just watched that “Standing Ovation” video, I did not even realize that in addition to that giant mace, Sgt-at-Arms Vickers also wears a sword!

That is so badass. HE ROCKS.

78 RealityBasedEbola  Oct 23, 2014 11:53:34am

re: #75 Feline Fearless Leader

I thought the moderate Republican was a mythical beast at this point. Sort of like assuming “spherical cows” in order to make certain theories and models calculate with less noise.
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79 RealityBasedEbola  Oct 23, 2014 11:54:35am

re: #77 Vicious Piebola

I just watched that “Standing Ovation” video, I did not even realize that in addition to that giant mace, Sgt-at-Arms Vickers also wears a sword!

That is so badass. HE ROCKS.

He so needs to be shopped into a “Brace Yourself” GoT meme.

RBS

80 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Oct 23, 2014 11:58:21am

re: #78 RealityBasedEbola

An interesting cultural difference: in Russia one imagines a spherical horse in a vacuum.

81 Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 23, 2014 11:59:53am

I just watched the ovation video and you can tell Vickers was touched by it even though he holds it in well.

82 Rightwingconspirator  Oct 23, 2014 12:01:03pm

re: #73 iossarian

Fair enough, though I’m not sure where you’re going with this. There are no “good guys with guns” - the phrase is meaningless.

There are guys and gals with guns. Sometimes they turn out to be helpful; vastly more often they wind up killing people through bad intentions, stupidity or just plan bad luck. The guy over at DailyKos rounds up the highlights in his GunFail blog.

A couple things.
Where i’m going with this is liberals are foolish to let that become a pejorative just because rwnj’s say it with a snarl and as often as they can inhale. When you say it’s meaningless, you are giving in to the rwnj types. I mean it’s patently obvious that was a good guy, with a gun, that stopped a killer. Just factual right? What’s wrong with a factual description?

About those guys and girls with guns… You are wrong to say most of the time it goes bad. What happens most of the time by far is nothing happens. They hunt, or target shoot or collect and nothing bad ever happens. Nobody tries to rob them, no accidents occur.

If attacked gun owners sometimes have an option others don’t. The only guarantee is that defenseless people are at a terrible disadvantage under attack by an armed predator.

You have your gunfail source, there are other blogs that chronicle the drumbeat of regular incidents where people do successfully use a gun in defense. And you probably saw my links from back when where a number in the mid tens of thousands per year was found to be a reasonable estimate. A study cited at the VPC IIRC.

83 Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 23, 2014 12:02:48pm

re: #76 Skip Intro

“Moderate Republicans” are like DF here. They seem mostly sane, but when it comes time to vote, the crazier the better (as long as they have an R after their name).

No, DF is not. He is Rah Rah Team, whatever it takes to win!
I, on the hand, am a moderate Republican, and leaning much more left of “moderate Republican” as I get older.
The GOP is no longer “Republican”. The party embraced the crazies.
Hell, they’ve even destroyed the definition of “conservative”.

84 Vicious Piebola  Oct 23, 2014 12:03:26pm

WTFITS

85 Jazzy Ponytail  Oct 23, 2014 12:03:30pm

LUNCH

86 Ian G.  Oct 23, 2014 12:03:52pm

Ah, Joey Joey Joey…..

I take the Bible literally - and seriously.

The ass-backwards “reasoning” of any conspiracy theorist: start with an irrefutable position, and work backwards to bend and torture the facts until they fit the position. What ever you do, don’t ever ask yourself if it’s right to take the Bible literally.

87 Vicious Piebola  Oct 23, 2014 12:04:50pm

re: #85 Charles Johnson

LUNCH

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Isn’t that the “Double Down” that everyone made fun of a couple of years ago?

88 Targetpractice  Oct 23, 2014 12:05:19pm

re: #85 Charles Johnson

LUNCH

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Good God, I can feel my arteries hardening just by looking at it.

89 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Oct 23, 2014 12:05:35pm

re: #85 Charles Johnson

I know it will be mercilessly made fun of… but I wanna taste it :D

90 wrenchwitch  Oct 23, 2014 12:06:03pm

re: #85 Charles Johnson

LUNCH

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NO, THANK YOU.

91 Ed E. Lishus  Oct 23, 2014 12:06:35pm

re: #90 wrenchwitch

More for me!

92 Feline Fearless Leader  Oct 23, 2014 12:06:48pm

re: #89 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

I know it will be mercilessly made fun of… but I wanna taste it :D

You definitely won’t taste the chicken past the BBQ sauce and bacon. It will just be texture and crunch from the breading.

93 SteveMcGazi  Oct 23, 2014 12:07:11pm

re:67

If Democrats would turn out to vote, then they wouldn’t need center-right voters.
I don’t necessarily see anything wrong with center right voters. I would probbly fit the profile. I’m still registered R but it’ll be a long time before I find one worth voting for.

94 EPR-radar  Oct 23, 2014 12:07:38pm

re: #76 Skip Intro

“Moderate Republicans” are like DF here. They seem mostly sane, but when it comes time to vote, the crazier the better (as long as they have an R after their name).

Indeed. I still remember that unwarranted optimism about GOP voters in IL having enough sense to vote against Susanne Atanus in the GOP primary (which she won, of course), followed by the admission of having voted for her in said primary because it would be good to have more women among GOP candidates and elected officials.

A sample of Atanus lunacy:

God is angry. We are provoking him with abortions and same-sex marriage and civil unions. Same-sex activity is going to increase AIDS. If it’s in our military, it will weaken our military. We need to respect God.

Although the IL GOP has tried to distance the party from her candidacy, that is irrelevant. Loons like Atanus are what the GOP is these days.

Fortunately this house seat (Illinois 9) looks to be safe (D).

95 wrenchwitch  Oct 23, 2014 12:08:37pm

re: #92 Feline Fearless Leader

You definitely won’t taste the chicken past the BBQ sauce and bacon. It will just be texture and crunch from the breading.

IT SAYS BREADLESS

IT LIED

96 RealityBasedEbola  Oct 23, 2014 12:08:48pm

re: #85 Charles Johnson

LUNCH

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And Cardiologists everywhere place a call to the local boat broker.

RBS

97 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Oct 23, 2014 12:08:52pm

re: #86 Ian G.

Ah, Joey Joey Joey…..

The ass-backwards “reasoning” of any conspiracy theorist: start with an irrefutable position, and work backwards to bend and torture the facts until they fit the position. What ever you do, don’t ever ask yourself if it’s right to take the Bible literally.

The problem here is that lots of people who take the Bible literally cannot agree with each other. To wit:

Early Jewish estimations[edit]
The earliest post-exilic Jewish chronicle preserved in the Hebrew language, the Seder Olam Rabbah, compiled by Jose ben Halafta in 160 AD, dates the creation of the world to 3761 BC while the later Seder Olam Zutta to 4339 BC.[63] The Hebrew Calendar has traditionally, since the 4th century AD by Hillel II, dated the creation to 3761 BC.[64][65]
Septuagint[edit]
Many of the earliest Christians who followed the Septuagint calculated creation around 5500 BC, and Christians up to the Middle-Ages continued to use this rough estimate: Clement of Alexandria (5592 BC), Theophilus of Antioch (5529 BC), Julius Africanus (5501 BC), Hippolytus of Rome (5500 BC), Gregory of Tours (5500 BC), Panodorus of Alexandria (5493 BC), Maximus the Confessor (5493 BC), George Syncellus (5492 BC) Sulpicius Severus (5469 BC), Isidore of Seville (5336 BC), Eusebius (5228 BC), and Jerome (5199 BC).[66][67][68] The Byzantine calendar has traditionally dated the creation of the world to September 1, 5509 BC.
Bede was one of the first to break away from the standard Septuagint date for the creation and in his work De Temporibus (“On Time”) (completed in 703 AD) dated the creation to 18 March 3952 BC but was accused of heresy at the table of Bishop Wilfrid, because his chronology was contrary to accepted calculations of around 5500 BC.[69]
Masoretic[edit]
After the Masoretic text was published, however, dating creation around 4000 BC became common, and was received with wide support.[70] Proposed calculations of the date of creation using the Masoretic from the 10th century to the 18th century include: Marianus Scotus (4192 BC), Maimonides (4058 BC), Henri Spondanus (4051 BC), Benedict Pereira (4021 BC), Louis Cappel (4005 BC), James Ussher (4004 BC), Augustin Calmet (4002 BC), Isaac Newton (4000 BC), Petavius (3984 BC), Theodore Bibliander (3980 BC), Johannes Kepler (April 27, 3977 BC) [based on his book Mysterium], Christen Sørensen Longomontanus (3966 BC), Melanchthon (3964 BC), Martin Luther (3961 BC), Cornelius Cornelii a Lapide (3961 BC), John Lightfoot (3960 BC), Joseph Justus Scaliger (3949 BC), Christoph Helvig (3947 BC), Gerardus Mercator (3928 BC), Matthieu Brouard (3927 BC), Benito Arias Montano (3849 BC), Andreas Helwig (3836 BC), David Gans (3761 BC), Gershom ben Judah (3754 BC) and Yom-Tov Lipmann Heller (3616 BC).[68]

98 Vogon Poetry  Oct 23, 2014 12:09:00pm

With all the usual caveats:

The man is a doctor with DWB and had returned from Guinea a week ago after treating Ebola patients. He’s been taken to Bellevue with all the necessary precautions.

I sure hope that he didn’t get it. DWB doctors have been hard hit - and are among the most dedicated to providing care in godforsaken regions in the world. It would suck if he indeed was infected.

99 Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 23, 2014 12:09:42pm

Well, this is a messy problem:

Ohio State: Fired band director was dishonest

COLUMBUS (AP) —Ohio State University’s fired band director witnessed more sexually charged incidents than previously reported, once proposed punishing a female band member who reported sexual assault and kept a calendar of nearly nude male band members in his office, school attorneys said in response to his federal lawsuit.

100 blueraven  Oct 23, 2014 12:11:59pm

re: #54 Vogon Poetry


Ha..all the replies to tweet complain about liberal judge, probably an Obama appointee!! The judge is Reggie B Walton, appointed by GW Bush.

judgepedia.org

101 Jazzy Ponytail  Oct 23, 2014 12:12:06pm

This is because I criticized the Mighty Greenwald.

102 rhuarc  Oct 23, 2014 12:12:19pm

re: #84 Vicious Piebola

So I wonder how Ernst would reply to a hypothetical posed by a gay individual? Suppose that individual asked if they would be within the right to assassinate Ernst once she is elected because of her support for gay discrimination? Is that what she means by:

“But I do believe in the right to carry, and I believe in the right to defend myself and my family — whether it’s from an intruder, or whether it’s from the government, should they decide that my rights are no longer important.”

How come I get the feeling she wouldn’t see it that way?

103 Feline Fearless Leader  Oct 23, 2014 12:12:33pm

re: #99 Backwoods_Sleuth

Well, this is a messy problem:

Ohio State: Fired band director was dishonest

I guess the hazing incidents will be brought to light next.

104 Romantic Heretic  Oct 23, 2014 12:12:34pm

re: #45 Skip Intro

There are no moderate Republicans any more. You couldn’t possibly be moderate and still associate with a party filled with and run by totally ignorant loons.

The “moderates” will just sit this one out, because they’ll sure as hell will never vote for a Democrat.

Then they are classic examples of, “If you’re not part of the solution you’re part of the problem.”

105 Ian G.  Oct 23, 2014 12:12:40pm

re: #98 Vogon Poetry

I can’t wait for flu season to really kick in. The ebola hysteria will be kicked into high gear, unless of course the media has gotten bored with it by then and has something else reallyscary to talk about.

Maybe we need some mountain lion attacks in the LA basin./////////////

106 Feline Fearless Leader  Oct 23, 2014 12:14:00pm

re: #105 Ian G.

I can’t wait for flu season to really kick in. The ebola hysteria will be kicked into high gear, unless of course the media has gotten bored with it by then and has something else reallyscary to talk about.

Maybe we need some mountain lion attacks in the LA basin./////////////

How about a hippo attack in the Los Angeles River?
//

107 bill d  Oct 23, 2014 12:14:39pm

re: #98 Vogon Poetry

With all the usual caveats:

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The man is a doctor with DWB and had returned from Guinea a week ago after treating Ebola patients. He’s been taken to Bellevue with all the necessary precautions.

I sure hope that he didn’t get it. DWB doctors have been hard hit - and are among the most dedicated to providing care in godforsaken regions in the world. It would suck if he indeed was infected.

And the Ebola freakout factor by the media if a case is contacted in NYC would be 1,000,000x the case in Dallas. Because, New York.

I sure hope he doesn’t have it either.

108 Vicious Piebola  Oct 23, 2014 12:15:06pm

re: #102 rhuarc

So I wonder how Ernst would reply to a hypothetical posed by a gay individual? Suppose that individual asked if they would be within the right to assassinate Ernst once she is elected because of her support for gay discrimination? Is that what she means by:

How come I get the feeling she wouldn’t see it that way?

I posted that Tweet because it displayed the wingnut fondness for portraying their hero, George Washington as some kind of gun-fucking mass shooter.

Well, I just Googled Boston Massacre which we are led to believe was some kind of flash point that triggered the American Revolution even though it happened in 1770.

A small troop of British soldiers were surrounded and threatened by a mob and they fired into the crowd, killing 3 people and wounding 2 others who later died.

Wingnuts who claim to be “patriots” had they been around at the time, would have said it was justified particular as one of the shooting victims was a Black man.

109 RealityBasedEbola  Oct 23, 2014 12:16:21pm

re: #99 Backwoods_Sleuth

Well, this is a messy problem:

Ohio State: Fired band director was dishonest

Waters also received a complaint in January of this year from a female student who said she felt harassed by inappropriate, sexist and offensive comments certain male band members were posting on Twitter while they were sitting in a sexual harassment training, according to the document.

Read more: wlwt.com

Memo to Students: Tweeting inappropriate comments of a sexual nature during a sexual harassment class…. Please assume a spherical cow, because you’re too dumb to handle real life.

110 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Oct 23, 2014 12:17:45pm

re: #102 rhuarc

So I wonder how Ernst would reply to a hypothetical posed by a gay individual? Suppose that individual asked if they would be within the right to assassinate Ernst once she is elected because of her support for gay discrimination? Is that what she means by:

How come I get the feeling she wouldn’t see it that way?

See, you got it all wrong. Gays shall be stoned according to Ernst’s interpretation of the biblical law. No man, no problem, as someone said./

111 Ian G.  Oct 23, 2014 12:17:51pm

re: #97 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

The problem here is that lots of people who take the Bible literally cannot agree with each other.

Well, that’s probably because the Bible can’t agree with itself. Just look at the genealogies of Jesus as told in Matthew and Luke. They literally agree on nothing.

112 wrenchwitch  Oct 23, 2014 12:18:59pm

re: #94 EPR-radar

because it would be good to have more women among GOP candidates and elected officials.

Back in the seventies I had a big argument with my mom who said a vote for any woman was better for women than a vote for any man. My counter example was Phyllis Schlafley.

I can’t believe Phyllis is still alive. Fortunately, so is mom, but I don’t think she has changed her mind.

113 ausador  Oct 23, 2014 12:21:27pm

re: #3 Jack Burton

They can’t even get their own made up bullshit correct. That or addition is too adult of a boggle for them. According to the Ussher date for “creation”, the Earth would be 6017 today (ish… I’m not wasting anymore time on figuring out how the Julian-to-Gregorian calendar change affects this.)

My first thought too, 4004BC to 2014AD is only 6018 years idiot…

114 bill d  Oct 23, 2014 12:21:36pm

re: #101 Charles Johnson

This is because I criticized the Mighty Greenwald.

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Privacy advocates compiling an enemies list. Nope, nothing ironic about that.

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115 Vicious Piebola  Oct 23, 2014 12:22:19pm

re: #114 bill d

Privacy advocates compiling an enemies list. Nope, nothing ironic about that.

//

You silly, privacy is only for THEM not for YOU.

116 sagehen  Oct 23, 2014 12:22:23pm

re: #108 Vicious Piebola

I posted that Tweet because it displayed the wingnut fondness for portraying their hero, George Washington as some kind of gun-fucking mass shooter.

Well, I just Googled Boston Massacre which we are led to believe was some kind of flash point that triggered the American Revolution even though it happened in 1770.

A small troop of British soldiers were surrounded and threatened by a mob and they fired into the crowd, killing 3 people and wounding 2 others who later died.

Wingnuts who claim to be “patriots” had they been around at the time, would have said it was justified particular as one of the shooting victims was a Black man.

Wasn’t John Adams the defense attorney who got them acquitted?

117 Vogon Poetry  Oct 23, 2014 12:22:38pm

re: #107 bill d

Doubt it will be the freakout, though the media will go batcrap insane whipping everything into a frenzy. Can’t wait for people to demand flight bans on foreigners coming into the country (the person appears to be a US citizen who donated his time to help in Africa with DWB).

I have a lot more faith in the NYC DOH and NYS DOH than I do in TX. That they responded to the case as they did suggests that they’re going to adhere to the protocols better than Dallas Presbyterian did. And this is a much more likely case given the person’s background - a doctor working with Ebola patients in Guinea.

NYC area hospitals have been dealing with all kinds of emergency scenarios for years, whether it’s mass casualty events (like the 1993 WTC bombing, 9/11, etc., bioterrorism (anthrax), or tropical diseases, etc., and have been at the fore in dealing with new and emerging diseases because NYC is a gateway to the rest of the world.

118 Vicious Piebola  Oct 23, 2014 12:23:23pm

re: #116 sagehen

Wasn’t John Adams the defense attorney who got them acquitted?

Yep.

119 Ian G.  Oct 23, 2014 12:24:13pm

re: #114 bill d

Privacy advocates compiling an enemies list. Nope, nothing ironic about that.

//

You know who also compiled an enemies list?

Well, yes, him too, but I was thinking Nixon.

120 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Oct 23, 2014 12:24:18pm

re: #111 Ian G.

Well, that’s probably because the Bible can’t agree with itself. Just look at the genealogies of Jesus as told in Matthew and Luke. They literally agree on nothing.

True, but the biblical errancy is an issue of its own, that is, all of the Christians on the quoted list would have probably agreed with the apologetic explanation that one of those chronologies is that of Mary (no matter that it makes little sense), but they would still disagree as to the date of creation.

121 makeitstop  Oct 23, 2014 12:24:32pm

re: #85 Charles Johnson

LUNCH

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My arteries clogged a little just looking at that.

122 Feline Fearless Leader  Oct 23, 2014 12:24:40pm

re: #116 sagehen

Wasn’t John Adams the defense attorney who got them acquitted?

Six of the eight acquitted and other two soldiers found guilty of manslaughter.

Boston Massacre

123 calochortus  Oct 23, 2014 12:25:25pm

re: #15 Jack Burton

LOL

Who saw this? There was supposedly only 2 people in existence then, and they were busy doing the thing claimed to be observed.

Possibly the parents of Cain’s wife? They must have been hiding somewhere around there.

124 klys  Oct 23, 2014 12:27:35pm

re: #112 wrenchwitch

Back in the seventies I had a big argument with my mom who said a vote for any woman was better for women than a vote for any man. My counter example was Phyllis Schlafley.

I can’t believe Phyllis is still alive. Fortunately, so is mom, but I don’t think she has changed her mind.

There is something to be said about going too far to the other extreme too.

125 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Oct 23, 2014 12:27:46pm

re: #20 EPR-radar

If the main stream media would just do their bloody jobs for once by exposing the GOP for what it is, such magical balance fairy nonsense might not be so popular with voters they would lose a good share of their audience to other networks who report only Biblical Truth.

126 Vicious Piebola  Oct 23, 2014 12:28:20pm

re: #123 calochortus

Possibly the parents of Cain’s wife? They must have been hiding somewhere around there.

It’s explained that Cain married his own sister, that incest wasn’t banned until the time of Noah.

127 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Oct 23, 2014 12:28:55pm

re: #123 calochortus

Possibly the parents of Cain’s wife? They must have been hiding somewhere around there.

Those would be Adam and Eve. See, incest is biblical.

128 bill d  Oct 23, 2014 12:29:15pm

BAN ALL FLIGHTS FROM NEW YORK!! CHRISTIE WAS RIGHT TO SHUT DOWN THAT BRIDGE, SHUT THEM ALL DOWN!!!

129 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Oct 23, 2014 12:29:45pm

re: #126 Vicious Piebola

It’s explained that Cain married his own sister, that incest wasn’t banned until the time of Noah.

I thought that morality is absolute and inviolable, not situational! /

130 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Oct 23, 2014 12:29:57pm

re: #53 Ace-o-aces

No AR-15, no body armor. Just a cool head and a handgun:

and 30 years of training. That does not come free with every handgun you buy at the local sporting goods store.

131 Higgs Boson's Mate  Oct 23, 2014 12:30:14pm

re: #85 Charles Johnson

Man: Well, what’ve you got?
Waitress: Well, there’s chicken and bacon; chicken sausage and bacon; chicken and burger; chicken bacon and burger; chicken bacon sausage and burger; burger bacon sausage and burger; burger chicken burger burger bacon and burger; burger sausage burger burger bacon burger tomato and burger.

Apologies to the Pythons.

132 Kragar  Oct 23, 2014 12:30:18pm

In the beginning, there was nothing, then God said “LET THERE BE LIGHT!”

There was still nothing, but now you could see it.

133 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Oct 23, 2014 12:31:30pm

re: #80 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

An interesting cultural difference: in Russia one imagines a spherical horse in a vacuum.

In Russia, spherical horse in vaccum imagine you!

134 Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 23, 2014 12:31:35pm

re: #112 wrenchwitch

Back in the seventies I had a big argument with my mom who said a vote for any woman was better for women than a vote for any man. My counter example was Phyllis Schlafley.

I can’t believe Phyllis is still alive. Fortunately, so is mom, but I don’t think she has changed her mind.

And more recently in history, we can point to Sarah Palin, Joni Ernst, Sharron Angle, etc. as examples.

135 Jazzy Ponytail  Oct 23, 2014 12:31:45pm

Heh. Note: that wasn’t actually my lunch. I had a nice baby Romaine salad, with avocado, tuna, garbanzo beans, and Persian cucumber, with a lovely cranberry dressing. Nom.

136 Vicious Piebola  Oct 23, 2014 12:32:00pm

re: #134 Backwoods_Sleuth

And more recently in history, we can point to Sarah Palin, Joni Ernst, Sharron Angle, etc. as examples.

Michele Bachmann

137 calochortus  Oct 23, 2014 12:32:36pm

re: #126 Vicious Piebola

re: #127 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

Personally, I prefer the “Adam and Lilith (aka the Snake)” scenario. In which case, Lilith was taking notes…

138 Ian G.  Oct 23, 2014 12:33:03pm

re: #132 Kragar

In the beginning, there was nothing, then God said “LET THERE BE LIGHT!”

There was still nothing, but now you could see it.

He also decided to create light before the sun and the stars, so I’m not really sure where the light came from. Maybe Joseph Farah knows….

139 leftynyc  Oct 23, 2014 12:33:49pm

re: #22 Vogon Poetry

Ah, got a live one (re the grand jury in the Wilson case).

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That anyone - right or left - finds the way this case was handled appropriate is surely making my late lawyer dad spin in his grave.

140 Targetpractice  Oct 23, 2014 12:33:54pm

re: #135 Charles Johnson

Heh. Note: that wasn’t actually my lunch. I had a nice baby Romaine salad, with avocado, tuna, garbanzo beans, and Persian cucumber, with a lovely cranberry dressing. Nom.

What, no arugula, you elitist?!

141 RealityBasedEbola  Oct 23, 2014 12:34:27pm

re: #137 calochortus

Personally, I prefer the “Adam and Lilith (aka the Snake)” scenario. In which case, Lilith was taking notes…

Optimist Defined: A man that goes to LilithFest with the intent of picking up women.

RBS

142 RealityBasedEbola  Oct 23, 2014 12:35:28pm

re: #138 Ian G.

He also decided to create light before the sun and the stars, so I’m not really sure where the light came from. Maybe Joseph Farah knows….

In the beginning, God created Farah’s Mustache.

RBS

143 Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 23, 2014 12:35:54pm

re: #135 Charles Johnson

Heh. Note: that wasn’t actually my lunch. I had a nice baby Romaine salad, with avocado, tuna, garbanzo beans, and Persian cucumber, with a lovely cranberry dressing. Nom.

You ate BABIES????
You MONSTER!!!!

144 wrenchwitch  Oct 23, 2014 12:36:44pm

re: #135 Charles Johnson

Heh. Note: that wasn’t actually my lunch. I had a nice baby Romaine salad, with avocado, tuna, garbanzo beans, and Persian cucumber, with a lovely cranberry dressing. Nom.

YOU EATED BABBY ROMAINES!!

145 Ian G.  Oct 23, 2014 12:36:44pm

re: #134 Backwoods_Sleuth

And more recently in history, we can point to Sarah Palin, Joni Ernst, Sharron Angle, etc. as examples.

It does really seem that when the party of old white Christian men take on tokens, the tokens are exceedingly insane. Not just the aforementioned women, but think of African-American GOPers these days: no more Colin Powell or even JC Watts. Just bug-eyed lunatics like Ben Carson and Allen West.

If the pattern holds, they should be trotting out a few nutcases named “Martinez” or “Gonzalez” to go along with the “Cruz” they already have.

146 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Oct 23, 2014 12:37:35pm

re: #138 Ian G.

He also decided to create light before the sun and the stars, so I’m not really sure where the light came from. Maybe Joseph Farah knows….

Well, most of the stars you see in the sky are fake. Considering the distances involved and the speed of light in vacuum, we would see almost nothing, if the Earth were 6000 y.o. So it must be this fake light.

147 wrenchwitch  Oct 23, 2014 12:37:37pm

re: #145 Ian G.

It does really seem that when the party of old white Christian men take on tokens, the tokens are exceedingly insane. Not just the aforementioned women, but think of African-American GOPers these days: no more Colin Powell or even JC Watts. Just bug-eyed lunatics like Ben Carson and Allen West.

If the pattern holds, they should be trotting out a few nutcases named “Martinez” or “Gonzalez” to go along with the “Cruz” they already have.

Martinez is the teabaggin’ governor of NM.

148 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Oct 23, 2014 12:38:15pm

re: #143 Backwoods_Sleuth

You ate BABIES????
You MONSTER!!!!

French babies, judging by the name.

149 Targetpractice  Oct 23, 2014 12:38:24pm

*sigh* Need to run the vacuum cleaner, but don’t want to deal with the dirty looks my feline overlords will give me if I do.

150 RealityBasedEbola  Oct 23, 2014 12:39:05pm

re: #146 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

Well, most of the stars you see in the sky are fake. Considering the distances involved and the speed of light in vacuum, we would see almost nothing, if the Earth were 6000 y.o. So it must be this fake light.

Not if either the speed of light isn’t a constant and was much faster at the time of creation, or they were created with the light already enroute to earth.

And yes, both of those are serious and valid ideas in that particular arena.

RBS

151 calochortus  Oct 23, 2014 12:39:45pm

re: #146 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

Well, most of the stars you see in the sky are fake. Considering the distances involved and the speed of light in vacuum, we would see almost nothing, if the Earth were 6000 y.o. So it must be this fake light.

The earth was created with the appearance of age. God the Trickster.

152 Targetpractice  Oct 23, 2014 12:41:52pm

re: #150 RealityBasedEbola

Not if either the speed of light isn’t a constant and was much faster at the time of creation, or they were created with the light already enroute to earth.

And yes, both of those are serious and valid ideas in that particular arena.

RBS

Yep, heard that plenty of times. “How do you know the laws of physics were always what they are now?!”

153 wrenchwitch  Oct 23, 2014 12:41:57pm

BEES

The mark is the bee version of Nelson Muntz: HA ha!

154 RealityBasedEbola  Oct 23, 2014 12:42:14pm

re: #151 calochortus

The earth was created with the appearance of age. God the Trickster.

sort of like how you “distress” new furniture by hitting it with chains, paint, etc so that it looks old.

155 Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 23, 2014 12:42:45pm

gaaaaaaaahhhhhhh…

Fox News host tells model Chrissy Teigen not to worry her “lovely bottom” about gun control

Supermodel Chrissy Teigen has a mouth and thoughts, as she noted on Twitter on Wednesday. She also has a “lovely bottom,” according to Fox News’ Andrea Tantaros, which means she should probably just stick to flaunting it on the cover of Sports Illustrated instead of saying anything at all about issues like gun control.

On Thursday’s edition of “Outnumbered,” Tantaros and her co-hosts criticized Teigen for her controversial comments regarding Wednesday’s shooting outside the Canadian Parliament in Ottawa, which sparked immediate condemnation and, eventually, horrifying, violently charged harassment from some of Teigen’s followers on Twitter. The model issued a series of tweets slamming gun violence in the United States, which many considered insensitive in light of the events in Ottawa.

156 Vogon Poetry  Oct 23, 2014 12:43:53pm

re: #139 leftynyc

Well, this person doesn’t understand that this is a grand jury, that the prosecutor (who has a history of not prosecuting cops involved in excessive force or officer-involved shootings) is reluctantly taking the case to the grand jury, doesn’t have a problem with the multitude of leaks coming either from the grand jury itself or from his own office in violation of state law, and is just throwing together all the evidence in such a way that if an indictment is not returned, he’ll claim that they saw all the evidence and that it was justified.

Of course, if he wanted to indict, he could create the narrative needed to get an indictment (after all, the old adage about being able to indict a ham sandwich topped with provel didn’t come out of thin air).

This person is absolutely convinced that I’m the one who is blind to the truth, even though there’s so much evidence indicating the shooting wasn’t justified, that the leaks all point to a prosecutor unwilling and incapable of controlling the process to see justice done, and a police force that began screwing with the integrity of the case from the moment Wilson fatally shot Brown.

157 Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 23, 2014 12:44:20pm

re: #153 wrenchwitch

BEES

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The mark is the bee version of Nelson Muntz: HA ha!

How awkward that they didn’t choose to use a photograph of an actual bumblebee to illustrate a tweet about bumblebees…

158 Timothy Watson  Oct 23, 2014 12:45:42pm

re: #151 calochortus

The earth was created with the appearance of age. God the Trickster.

Loki did it?

159 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Oct 23, 2014 12:46:05pm

re: #150 RealityBasedEbola

Not if either the speed of light isn’t a constant and was much faster at the time of creation, or they were created with the light already enroute to earth.

And yes, both of those are serious and valid ideas in that particular arena.

RBS

Too bad that the ultra-fast radioactive decay would have melted the Earth.

160 aagcobb  Oct 23, 2014 12:46:33pm

re: #135 Charles Johnson

Heh. Note: that wasn’t actually my lunch. I had a nice baby Romaine salad, with avocado, tuna, garbanzo beans, and Persian cucumber, with a lovely cranberry dressing. Nom.

Even better with fava beans and a nice chianti.

161 Danny Isn't Here Mrs Torrence  Oct 23, 2014 12:47:24pm

162 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Oct 23, 2014 12:47:24pm

re: #151 calochortus

The earth was created with the appearance of age. God the Trickster.

That’s what I said - fake light, containing all the information about the stars’ future history at once.

163 Vogon Poetry  Oct 23, 2014 12:48:20pm

re: #155 Backwoods_Sleuth

And how and why was Andrea Tantaros picked to be a talking head on Fox? Could it be because she looks good on tv? That she’s got long legs that Fox loves to play up on their tracking shots?

Oh right, she’s a commentator on the network, so her view is somehow more valid than an observation by another woman, who happens to be a supermodel.

It’s condescending and demeaning, and it shows just what Fox wants out of its hateful and spiteful little hosts.

164 Kragar  Oct 23, 2014 12:48:53pm

re: #151 calochortus

The earth was created with the appearance of age. God the Trickster.

All of creation is less than one minute old. Any evidence to the contrary was put there by God to trick you.

165 calochortus  Oct 23, 2014 12:49:07pm

re: #162 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

Yep, I was typing while you were posting.

166 Higgs Boson's Mate  Oct 23, 2014 12:49:49pm

re: #155 Backwoods_Sleuth

From the linked article

She was clearly upset about what happened, and I think this is a person who sincerely believes there is a problem with gun control. … It is insensitive, but I suspect her intent was not to be insensitive.

Because it’s insensitive to mention America’s rampant gun violence at any time, in any context. Now, waving guns around in a restaurant or a big box store, that’s sensitive.

I am now trying to decide whether, during the Sixties, I dropped too much Acid - or not enough.

167 calochortus  Oct 23, 2014 12:50:13pm

re: #158 Timothy Watson

Loki did it?

Could be. Although Loki wasn’t (isn’t?) exactly a god, if I understand correctly.

168 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Oct 23, 2014 12:50:16pm

re: #165 calochortus

Yep, I was typing while you were posting.

He also planted the dinosaur bones and made the geological layers seem like billions of years old.

169 EbolaSpotinAL  Oct 23, 2014 12:50:43pm

re: #137 calochortus

Personally, I prefer the “Adam and Lilith (aka the Snake)” scenario. In which case, Lilith was taking notes…

A new theory about Cain’s wife:
Image: new-synthesis-evolution-creationism.gif

170 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Oct 23, 2014 12:50:45pm

re: #167 calochortus

A god, just not a God ;)

171 wrenchwitch  Oct 23, 2014 12:51:59pm

re: #157 Backwoods_Sleuth

How awkward that they didn’t choose to use a photograph of an actual bumblebee to illustrate a tweet about bumblebees…

Yeah, I should only get my bee tweets from BeekeeperEric.

He doesn’t tweet many photos, though.

172 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Oct 23, 2014 12:52:21pm

re: #169 EbolaSpotinAL

A new theory about Cain’s wife:
Image: new-synthesis-evolution-creationism.gif

Is that same sex marriage down there?/

173 Vogon Poetry  Oct 23, 2014 12:54:02pm

re: #170 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

Puny god.

Youtube Video

174 Archangelus  Oct 23, 2014 12:54:03pm

re: #85 Charles Johnson

LUNCH

[Embedded content]

I temporarily lost blood circulation to my limbs just LOOKING at that monstrosity…. /

Reminds me of an old joke slogan i heard for a crazy burger that was unleashed on masses somewhere in the US years ago: “Come in a car, leave in a stretcher”.

Actually, now that I think about it, pretty sure it was something by McDonalds, since I remember a friend referring to it as the “McC.P.R.”

175 Ojoe  Oct 23, 2014 12:54:33pm

If you wish to reason scientifically, there is no real answer to a question about time per se, because there is only space-time.

“How old is the earth?” is an incomplete question.

It cannot really be answered.

176 EbolaSpotinAL  Oct 23, 2014 12:55:11pm

re: #152 Targetpractice

Yep, heard that plenty of times. “How do you know the laws of physics were always what they are now?!”

Noether’s theorem shows that theories which are described by a Lagrangian and a Hamiltonian must be the same in all space and at all times.

math.ucr.edu

177 Lidane  Oct 23, 2014 12:55:47pm

re: #85 Charles Johnson

I can feel my arteries hardening just by looking at that. Oy.

178 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Oct 23, 2014 12:56:01pm

The Bible is very clear re: #173 Vogon Poetry

Puny god.

[Embedded content]

Video

Why would a god need to breathe?

179 Romantic Heretic  Oct 23, 2014 12:56:30pm

re: #158 Timothy Watson

Loki did it?

Coyote.

180 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Oct 23, 2014 12:56:47pm

re: #88 Targetpractice

Good God, I can feel my arteries hardening just by looking at it.

re: #121 makeitstop

My arteries clogged a little just looking at that.

re: #177 Lidane

I can feel my arteries hardening just by looking at that. Oy.

Now look at salad.

181 Feline Fearless Leader  Oct 23, 2014 12:56:57pm

re: #146 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

Well, most of the stars you see in the sky are fake. Considering the distances involved and the speed of light in vacuum, we would see almost nothing, if the Earth were 6000 y.o. So it must be this fake light.

Nope. Light just moves faster in the ether.

182 Skip Intro  Oct 23, 2014 12:57:32pm

George Will Tells Miami University Students He Supports Help For ‘Real Rape’ Victims

huffingtonpost.com

183 Feline Fearless Leader  Oct 23, 2014 12:59:25pm

re: #167 calochortus

Could be. Although Loki wasn’t (isn’t?) exactly a god, if I understand correctly.

A giant among Asgardians if I recall correctly.
;P

184 Romantic Heretic  Oct 23, 2014 12:59:30pm

re: #173 Vogon Poetry

Puny god.

[Embedded content]

Video

God, I love that scene.

185 Lidane  Oct 23, 2014 12:59:31pm

re: #180 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

Now look at salad.

I did. That was my lunch. That KFC monstrosity looks so gross. I’ll never eat that.

I even got my flu shot today. Don’t tell the anti-vax loons.

186 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Oct 23, 2014 1:00:38pm

re: #182 Skip Intro

Now remember that he got 48000$ for saying that and understand how this world is fucked.

187 Single-handed sailor  Oct 23, 2014 1:01:19pm

re: #182 Skip Intro

George Will Tells Miami University Students He Supports Help For ‘Real Rape’ Victims

huffingtonpost.com

[Embedded content]

Reset the clock

188 Vogon Poetry  Oct 23, 2014 1:02:52pm

re: #178 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

Or a starship?

189 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi  Oct 23, 2014 1:05:04pm

re: #113 ausador

My first thought too, 4004BC to 2014AD is only 6018 years idiot…

6017. There was no Year 0.

190 aagcobb  Oct 23, 2014 1:06:02pm

re: #182 Skip Intro

George Will Tells Miami University Students He Supports Help For ‘Real Rape’ Victims

huffingtonpost.com

[Embedded content]

How do you know if she was a “real” rape victim? If she didn’t need hospitalization with life threatening injuries after sex, then she was just playing hard to get.///

191 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Oct 23, 2014 1:06:56pm

re: #182 Skip Intro

George Will Tells Miami University Students He Supports Help For ‘Real Rape’ Victims

huffingtonpost.com

[Embedded content]

I will risk wandering out to say that there is in every aspect of human interaction, no sort of black/white distinction, there is a lot of nuance and degrees.

That can also apply to rape: there is out-and-out physical assault or coercion at one end of the spectrum, and there is passive but non-consensual (i.e., frat house party) rape.

They are both rape, but it is difficult to talk about the subject because the very word conjures up some very powerful images and associations.

But George Will is being a dick.

192 Ian G.  Oct 23, 2014 1:08:08pm

re: #185 Lidane

I even got my flu shot today. Don’t tell the anti-vax loons.

How come creationists and anti-vaxxers haven’t teamed up to tell us that it’s a waste of time to get a flu shot since flu virus doesn’t evolve, and besides, you’ll just get autism anyway?

//// (sort of).

193 sagehen  Oct 23, 2014 1:08:16pm

re: #158 Timothy Watson

Loki did it?

Coyote.

We’re ‘murican, dammit, you want a trickster god you pick one from here.

194 Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 23, 2014 1:08:41pm

Apparently, UpChuck has shaved the fur off his face.

It’s not any improvement…

195 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Oct 23, 2014 1:09:32pm

re: #192 Ian G.

How come creationists and anti-vaxxers haven’t teamed up to tell us that it’s a waste of time to get a flu shot since flu virus doesn’t evolve, and besides, you’ll just get autism anyway?

//// (sort of).

Well, they do profess to believe in microevolution. As long as the virus doesn’t become an elephant…/

196 EPR-radar  Oct 23, 2014 1:09:54pm

re: #175 Ojoe

If you wish to reason scientifically, there is no real answer to a question about time per se, because there is only space-time.

“How old is the earth?” is an incomplete question.

It cannot be answered.

Nope. Motion within the solar system is slow enough, and gravity within the solar system is weak enough, that all relevant relativistic corrections can be estimated. Furthermore, these corrections are completely negligible for any questions having to do with the age of the Earth.

197 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Oct 23, 2014 1:10:37pm

A nation that is founded on Christian Values and Principles?

It is now illegal to distribute food to homeless people in 21 cities

198 wrenchwitch  Oct 23, 2014 1:11:10pm

I think the options are equally likely for me.

199 leftynyc  Oct 23, 2014 1:12:53pm

re: #117 Vogon Poetry

Doubt it will be the freakout, though the media will go batcrap insane whipping everything into a frenzy. Can’t wait for people to demand flight bans on foreigners coming into the country (the person appears to be a US citizen who donated his time to help in Africa with DWB).

I have a lot more faith in the NYC DOH and NYS DOH than I do in TX. That they responded to the case as they did suggests that they’re going to adhere to the protocols better than Dallas Presbyterian did. And this is a much more likely case given the person’s background - a doctor working with Ebola patients in Guinea.

NYC area hospitals have been dealing with all kinds of emergency scenarios for years, whether it’s mass casualty events (like the 1993 WTC bombing, 9/11, etc., bioterrorism (anthrax), or tropical diseases, etc., and have been at the fore in dealing with new and emerging diseases because NYC is a gateway to the rest of the world.

You took all those words right out of my mouth. NY is ready.

200 calochortus  Oct 23, 2014 1:12:59pm

Ah well, must head out to the grocery store.

201 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Oct 23, 2014 1:14:11pm

re: #175 Ojoe

If you wish to reason scientifically, there is no real answer to a question about time per se, because there is only space-time.

“How old is the earth?” is an incomplete question.

It cannot be answered.

Not true. While the age of the Earth “anywhere in the Universe” doesn’t make sense with the advent of relativity, with the Earth itself being the frame of reference the question can be answered quite easily.

Also, your argument doesn’t make sense. It’s like saying we cannot measure length, because there’s also width and depth.

202 makeitstop  Oct 23, 2014 1:14:47pm

re: #158 Timothy Watson

Loki did it?

No no no - Toki did it!

Stops copies me.

203 Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 23, 2014 1:14:49pm

Prepare for incoming derp:

204 Lidane  Oct 23, 2014 1:16:26pm

re: #203 Backwoods_Sleuth

Gee. You mean someone who got up close and personal with dying Ebola patients might have been exposed to the disease?

No one could have predicted that. Ever.

///////

205 Ojoe  Oct 23, 2014 1:16:50pm

re: #201 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

True, except the question being asked/asserted by WND is about the whole of creation, so I think it quite admissible to consider relativistic effects in the context of the question they are asking.

206 EPR-radar  Oct 23, 2014 1:17:46pm

re: #204 Lidane

Gee. You mean someone who got up close and personal with a dying Ebola patient might have been exposed to the disease?

No one could have predicted that. Ever.

///////

It bears repeating that Ebola has a definite tendency to spread to care givers, making RWNJs and Republicans inherently immune.

207 makeitstop  Oct 23, 2014 1:17:58pm

re: #194 Backwoods_Sleuth

Apparently, UpChuck has shaved the fur off his face.

It’s not any improvement…

So he goes from looking like a deranged hipster to a deranged dweeb.

208 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Oct 23, 2014 1:19:16pm

re: #205 Ojoe

True, except the question being asked/asserted by WND is about the whole of creation, so I think it quite admissible to consider relativistic effects in the context of the question they are asking.

Except, again, asking about age only makes sense with some concrete frame of reference in mind. There are frames of references in which the Universe is 6000 Earth years old, but they have no relevance here, on Earth, today.

209 Kragar  Oct 23, 2014 1:19:46pm

re: #202 makeitstop

No no no - Toki did it!

Stops copies me.

Youtube Video

210 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Oct 23, 2014 1:19:58pm

re:
#203

The only interesting thing is the subpoena Chuck C. Journalist is facing.

211 EPR-radar  Oct 23, 2014 1:20:01pm

re: #205 Ojoe

True, except the question being asked/asserted by WND is about the whole of creation, so I think it quite admissible to consider relativistic effects in the context of the question they are asking.

It is Young Earth Creationism, not Young Cosmos Creation. Plus all of the quoted material above has Farah talking specifically about the age of the earth.

212 Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 23, 2014 1:20:36pm

The Secret Service dogs are back from the veterinarian’s office.

213 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Oct 23, 2014 1:20:41pm

re: #205 Ojoe

True, except the question being asked/asserted by WND is about the whole of creation, so I think it quite admissible to consider relativistic effects in the context of the question they are asking.

Also, no, he talks specifically about the Earth.

214 iossarian  Oct 23, 2014 1:21:11pm

re: #82 Rightwingconspirator

Sorry I didn’t respond to this, I got called away.

I had a long ranty response written, but it boils down to this:

It’s not that people can’t have guns at all without dire consequences. It’s that perpetuating the incorrect belief that allowing people to own guns will make them safer is a big part of America’s gun problem. That’s the key.

215 leftynyc  Oct 23, 2014 1:22:40pm

re: #156 Vogon Poetry

Well, this person doesn’t understand that this is a grand jury, that the prosecutor (who has a history of not prosecuting cops involved in excessive force or officer-involved shootings) is reluctantly taking the case to the grand jury, doesn’t have a problem with the multitude of leaks coming either from the grand jury itself or from his own office in violation of state law, and is just throwing together all the evidence in such a way that if an indictment is not returned, he’ll claim that they saw all the evidence and that it was justified.

Of course, if he wanted to indict, he could create the narrative needed to get an indictment (after all, the old adage about being able to indict a ham sandwich topped with provel didn’t come out of thin air).

This person is absolutely convinced that I’m the one who is blind to the truth, even though there’s so much evidence indicating the shooting wasn’t justified, that the leaks all point to a prosecutor unwilling and incapable of controlling the process to see justice done, and a police force that began screwing with the integrity of the case from the moment Wilson fatally shot Brown.

If the person is from the right (and I’ll just go ahead and assume he/she is), they tend to worship cops. If they’re also bigots, that’s also a problem with this case. It belongs in front of a jury. The leaks are revolting and that the DA’s office doesn’t seem to give a crap is just further proof they have no intention of giving a fair hearing to this case. I already bet my sister he wouldn’t be indicted and what’s surprising is she is also a lawyer and can’t fathom this not going to a jury. I’m going to hate collecting on that bet.

216 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Oct 23, 2014 1:23:18pm

re:
#212

The Secret Service dogs are back from the veterinarian’s office.

Cool, cool.

217 EPR-radar  Oct 23, 2014 1:24:42pm

re: #208 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

Except, again, asking about age only makes sense with some concrete frame of reference in mind. There are frames of references in which the Universe is 6000 Earth years old, but they have no relevance here, on Earth, today.

It is also worth noting that answers to real questions cannot depend on the frame of reference chosen. For example, the number of times (roughly) the Earth has gone around the Sun in its orbit since formation of the solar system does not depend at all on the frame of reference chosen by an observer.

218 ausador  Oct 23, 2014 1:27:00pm

re: #146 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

Well, most of the stars you see in the sky are fake. Considering the distances involved and the speed of light in vacuum, we would see almost nothing, if the Earth were 6000 y.o. So it must be this fake light.

Commented on that a couple of days ago…

219 Testy Toad T  Oct 23, 2014 1:29:47pm

I’m not sure why we’re talking about that liberal Big Science conspiracy of “relativity”, anyway. Conservapedia made it pretty clear to me that that “theory” is just another one of Satan’s tricks, to warp the mind into thinking with moral relativism.

220 makeitstop  Oct 23, 2014 1:30:05pm

re: #209 Kragar

[Embedded content]

Video

Sigh. I miss Dethklok.

Youtube Video

221 wrenchwitch  Oct 23, 2014 1:32:38pm
222 De Kolta Chair  Oct 23, 2014 1:35:19pm

223 Testy Toad T  Oct 23, 2014 1:35:30pm

re: #221 wrenchwitch

I could be very easily convinced that that’s actually just a cardboard cutout.

224 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Oct 23, 2014 1:35:52pm

The Life of Brian & The Apocalyptic Jesus

Youtube Video

225 EPR-radar  Oct 23, 2014 1:36:02pm

re: #219 Testy Toad T

I’m not sure why we’re talking about that liberal Big Science conspiracy of “relativity”, anyway. Conservapedia made it pretty clear to me that that “theory” is just another one of Satan’s tricks, to warp the mind into thinking with moral relativism.

There’s some good irony here. Special relativity is really about things that are invariant with respect to a choice of reference frame, most importantly the measured speed of light.

226 Feline Fearless Leader  Oct 23, 2014 1:38:52pm

re: #223 Testy Toad T

I could be very easily convinced that that’s actually just a cardboard cutout.

A cardboard cutout would at least hold more consistent positions on the issues.
//

227 Kragar  Oct 23, 2014 1:40:44pm

re: #220 makeitstop

Sigh. I miss Dethklok.

[Embedded content]

Video

Murderface was my favorite

Youtube Video

228 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Oct 23, 2014 1:41:30pm

re: #225 EPR-radar

There are quite a few YECs who accept the SRT and the GRT, bending them for their purposes. Russell Humphreys, Barry Setterfield, etc.

229 Testy Toad T  Oct 23, 2014 1:42:34pm

re: #226 Feline Fearless Leader

A cardboard cutout would at least hold more consistent positions on the issues.
//

Yeah, but if you’re looking for something flat and of no substance, the real deal can’t be beat.

230 Lidane  Oct 23, 2014 1:43:29pm

Please proceed:

Go for another gubmint shutdown, Ted. I’m sure the GOP will love you for it.

231 Vogon Poetry  Oct 23, 2014 1:44:12pm

NYS sources are confirming the name of the doctor who was taken to Bellevue with a suspected case of Ebola. I’ve included the news source tweet in the spoiler.

232 ausador  Oct 23, 2014 1:45:15pm

Right on cue Chuck starts trying to fear monger to up his clicks…

233 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Oct 23, 2014 1:46:18pm

I had a long discussion with a mathematician at Arizona State University in the 1980’s whose belief in Jesus was based on the “fact” that the mathematical odds of all the prophecies concerning Jesus in the Old Testament being fulfilled in the New Testament were “too astronomical to be pure chance”, and cited the practical analogy of covering Texas a foot deep in silver dollars and then finding a single marked silver dollar at random on the first try.

I did not bother trying to explain to him that this already entails accepting every word of the NT as true and incorruptible and not “tweaked” to fit the prophecies, because he was already convinced…

In any case, if you insist on a completely literal interpretation of the Bible, then you have to reject science and even logic.

Just keep that crap out of public schools and I am cool with that.

234 blueraven  Oct 23, 2014 1:47:57pm

re: #231 Vogon Poetry

NYS sources are confirming the name of the doctor who was taken to Bellevue with a suspected case of Ebola. I’ve included the news source tweet in the spoiler.

[Embedded content]

CNN just reported that CDC is rushing a team of experts to Bellevue.
Doesn’t mean he has Ebola, but if he does they will be prepared.

235 wrenchwitch  Oct 23, 2014 1:49:01pm

re: #223 Testy Toad T

I could be very easily convinced that that’s actually just a cardboard cutout.

Contreras initially tweeted it as LeBron James with Mitt Romney, but he took it down and then my twitter borked and I couldn’t save it.

236 Lidane  Oct 23, 2014 1:49:03pm

I understand it too, Tony. Some people are just fucking morons:

237 ausador  Oct 23, 2014 1:49:49pm

re: #221 wrenchwitch

Where was she speaking, an immigrant detention center? Romney is standing in front of a door labeled:
A
Barber
Shop

Don’t usually see that outside of a prison or federal detention center…

238 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Oct 23, 2014 1:51:46pm

re:
#230

Ted Cruz promises civil disobedience to resist Alinskyite gay-rights advocates

They’re promising to not ever watch Ellen or anything including Neil Patrick Harris.

//

239 OhNo!EbolaZombies!  Oct 23, 2014 1:53:09pm

I’ve always associated YEC withThe Ussher Cronology.

FTA:
[James] Ussher deduced that the first day of creation began at nightfall preceding Sunday, October 23, 4004 BC, in the proleptic Julian calendar, near the autumnal equinox. Lightfoot similarly deduced that Creation began at nightfall near the autumnal equinox, but in the year 3929 BC.

240 wrenchwitch  Oct 23, 2014 1:53:49pm

re: #237 ausador

Where was she speaking, an immigrant detention center? Romney is standing in front of a door labeled:
A
Barber
Shop

Don’t usually see that outside of a prison or federal detention center…

Are you sure it isn’t

A
Bieber
Shop

?!?!?

241 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Oct 23, 2014 1:56:41pm

re: #233 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

Indeed, it is clear that the evangelists (whoever they were) made up stories about Jesus based on their interpretations of the Septuagint. One only needs to remember about the whole “virgin” (“parthenos”/”alma”) issue.

242 ObserverArt  Oct 23, 2014 2:06:09pm

re: #99 Backwoods_Sleuth

Well, this is a messy problem:

Ohio State: Fired band director was dishonest

It is more than messy. There is a split in the OSU community between the music department, their supporters and the administration with backing from the donators and other big wigs (the monied). It has been kept out of the news, but some folks I know who are in administration say it is pretty heated on campus. And it all came at the same time the newly hired president came aboard and he inherited a mess he really has no feel for. He is learning now!

243 dog philosopher  Oct 23, 2014 2:40:28pm

re: #241 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

Indeed, it is clear that the evangelists (whoever they were) made up stories about Jesus based on their interpretations of the Septuagint. One only needs to remember about the whole “virgin” (“parthenos”/”alma”) issue.

i wish i was an expert in greek of this era so that i could know more about the differences between the alexandrine greek of the septuagint and the rough provincial greek of the apostles

244 BigPapa  Oct 24, 2014 6:27:03am

re: #175 Ojoe

If you wish to reason scientifically, there is no real answer to a question about time per se, because there is only space-time.

“How old is the earth?” is an incomplete question.

It cannot really be answered.

The technical scientific term for this type of pseudo sciency philosophy is bullshit. Per se.


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