Michelle Obama Calls for African-Americans to Vote, Right Wing Blogs Hear “Fried Chicken,” Spew Racism

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Today when I checked in to Twitter, I noticed a lot of conservatives tweeting about an interview First Lady Michelle Obama gave to NewsOne Now, about the importance of voting on this Election Day. But that message is being ignored by the main right wing media sites and blogs, because they’ve found something they have a lot more fun doing: whining about being falsely accused of racism, and then immediately following up with horrifically racist shit.

Some wingnut genius noticed that in this interview Roland Martin asks Michelle Obama: if black people vote, do they get to treat themselves to some soul food as a reward? She joked that she’d give her “full permission to eat some fried chicken after they vote.”

If you’ve followed right wing blogs at all, you know what happened next: immediate victimhood memes about being falsely accused of racism, because if a Republican said it he’d be persecuted as a racist. Apparently they can’t see the difference between using the fried chicken stereotype as a racial slur, and talking about “fried chicken,” as, you know, food.

Here’s one example of many, at one of the web’s premier sites for racist comments, Weasel Zippers: donotlink.com.

As usual, the complaining about being falsely accused is immediately followed by a mind-bending torrent of utterly overt racism in the comment section, bringing up every stereotype for black people you can possibly imagine. Because this is how conservative blogs these days show how not-racist they are.

I’ll post a few comments, but I’ll hide them from view by default, because they’re ugly and blatantly racist (intermingled with images that are even more sickening):

Somebody please take a dump on this HOODRATS ugly head

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Where be the collard greens?

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Two more long years of squatchelle!

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Can I wash it down with some Power Master or TJ Swan ?

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Can they have watermelon too?

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So is the Mooch confirming that every black person just loves fried chicken? Does that go for watermelon too? Hey black community how do you feel about being stereotyped by the FLOTUS? Also, how do you feel about being told that you have to vote for the democrat no matter how bad they might be? How you like being controlled and enslaved by the party that started slavery and has fought to keep it going every since then?

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Wow! It’s pretty clear exactly who is the r@cist in this picture….]

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Afterwards, wash it down with some watermelon and Orange Crush. A quick Newport or Kool cigarette, and you are ready to top off the night with a drive-by a Blunt, and a pint of Mad Dog 20-20. PS Don’t forget the Skittles.

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And don’t forget the watermelon!

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And the purple drank!

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Have you seen her ass? She SHOULD have a psycho problem….

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Funny…how she just typified how they all think….
One of them, usually the leader of the group, must give permission to do something to the others…and then they can reward themselves with more fruit and nuts from the jojoba tree…..while said leader watches to be sure that not one individual takes too much …lest the rest of the group starves.
~NatGeo~

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LOL Everyone knows only white people can be racist. I’m so tired of being called a racist for no reason other than being white.

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And in other news, Republican voters seen busting out blunts, Colt 40’s, Watermelon, chitlins, collard greens and pigs feet after numerous victories.

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yeeesssah massa, Yous is so kindly massa moochie. dis lil ‘ole plantation youalls gots fo us is sho mighty grand. Lawwd yes.

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What, no watermelon for the racist voters?
Stupid ignorant racist KKKers in the WH !!!!!

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These people’s lives are centered in racism. Plus, you have a fat-arsed nut job that wants to control what everyone eats. She gives you permission to eat fried-chicken after you do what she tells you. Are Blacks really this stupid?

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Uh…….Well I’ll wager that a lot of them will be waiting outside the polls for the truck to pull up filled with Mooch’s “stash” of KFC like it promised.

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I have been chided by my wife and friends for saying the same thing! I have stated that if you took the free bus ride as well as the fried chicken and watermelons, away the black vote would tank.

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What about the watamellon?!

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No, they smoke their blunts after they eat.

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No Watermelon? Who are the Racists?

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That’s right mooch. Encourage your minions to eat 20 pounds of lard… but why not the watermelon? Insane much?

You’ll find the same kinds of comments on this topic at almost every right wing blog today. Watermelon is a recurring theme. Who says the right has a problem with racism?

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